TfiE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, SATURDAY, JANUARY. 26. 1895. The Weekly Ghroniele OFFICIAL PAPER OF WASCO COUNTY. Sneered at the Postofflce at I'M Dalles, Oregon as second-class matter. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. . BY MAIL, POSTAGE PREPAID, IN A,DTABCE. One year , i 50 Six motif's .- 75 Three months . . 50 . Advertising rates reasonable, and made known on application. Address all communications to "THE CRRON ICLdS, The Dalles, Orepon. Tlie. Daily and Weekly Chronicle may be found on tale at J. L. JSickeuen s uore, Telephone No. 1. WHY PEOPLE WORSHIP GOLD, Has No i Belle of Barbarism and Basis in Actual Value. . Men are accustomed to regard gold as the epitomization of wealth; to asso ciate it with ease and luxury; to con sider it the apotheosis of security and power, says William Penn, Jr., in Blue and Gray. This is merely a relic of barbaric ages, when monetary science was unknown and bits of the rare metals, coined or uncoined, were the . particular possessions of king-s and con querors. This popular ascription of in herent value to the yellow metal, this silly notion that it by some means pos sesses a regal right to rule the com merce of the world, is so ingrained in : .human nature that most men recoil in dismay when it is suggested that its use as money may be entirely discon tinued. While silver shared the throne with gold it, too, was held in as much and sometimes in greater reverence; bat when, in 1873, concerted action condemned the white metal to take its place with corn and cotton and all the other subjects of the golden king, the power of gold was doubled and made absolute. Too many who regard gold as a ruler by inherent right forget that, during the long struggle for su premacy, silver was more than once within an ace of degrading her rival to the ranks, but at the end the gold power triumphed. Had the result been reversed the advocates of "honest" money might now be filled with horror at the thought of "fifty-cent dollars" of gold instead of silver. People who are influenced by. this ancient form of gold idolatry would do well to consider that it is a god of their own creation, whose power may and should be cut off whenever it becomes oppressive. The Pope as a Mountaineer. The present pope in his younger days was an ardent Alpine climber. A mon ument is now being erected at Pietras tornina, in the extreme corner of the Parthenian district, as a reminder of his exploits as a mountain tourist. In 1844 Gioachimo Pecci was at this place to meet a fellow prelate. The ruins of the robber castle, that of the prince of Btorno, which, according to the tra ditions of time and place, no man had ascended for many decades, aroused the ambition of Bishop Pecci. For the sum of twenty paoli he secured the loan of a shepherd's suit, and, rigged out in this style, he managed to reach what seemed to be an inaccessible height of two hundred and fifty meters. Pecci was- at that time an apostolic legate. The monument commemorates the anniversary of these exploits. "That's the seventh time this morn ing," aid the shoe merchant, as a cus tomer left, tho store, "that yu told me in tone of voice that couldn't eccape be ing overheard that a woman reminded yon of "Trilby." " "Yes" replied the new clerk, "and that's tlie seventh wonimi that I've sold a pair of ehoea to." Vest's comparison of the senate to "a lot of niuscovy drakes bowing and stoop ing solemnly, and then going stupidly to the consideration of routine," will do more for hia reputation than the longest speech that he has ever made. Wife Is that you, George? Husband Yes, dear. Wife Oh, I'm so glad. Fin always afraid there's a man in the house till you come. A steamer's hull, probably that of the Chicora, was seen floating off Glen Hav en, 20 miles north of Benton harbor, at noon today. She So the first thing Tom told you about his fiancee was that she was "aw fully sensible?" He Yes. She That settles it. She's plain. Knights of the Maccabees. The State Commander writes ns from Lincoln, Neb., as follows: "After try ing other medicines for what seemed to be a very obstinate cough in our two children we tried Dr. King's New Dis covery and at the end of two days the cough entirely left them. We will not be without it hereafter.as our experience proves that it cures where all other re medies fail." Sigued F. W. Stevens, State Com. Why not give this great medicine a trial, as it is guaranteed and trial bottles are free at Snipes & Kinera ley'e Drug Store. Regular size 50c and $1.00. Hilda Johnson, a girl 15 years of age, living at Olalla, Kitsap county, took strychnine Sunday morning, and died in two hours in great agony. She wanted to live in Seattle if she staid on earth at all. Hackles' Arinca Salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevet Bores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refundea. Price 25 cents per box. For sale Dy Snipes & Kin ersly ' - . The Capital National bank, of Salem at its annual meeting declared a semi annual dividend of 5 per cent on its cap ital stock out of the earnings of the past six months. The report of the cashier shows that this bank has returned in net earnings to its shareholders since its organization, nine years' ago, $79,516, or $4,514 more than 100 per cent on its en tire capital stock. While G. W. Boggs was crossing Ap plegate creek one day last week, his horse fell. His feet hanging in the stir rups and the horse being on top, he was unable to extricate himielf. Mr. Dau- cett came to his rescue ana got nun to but beintr wet through he : was nearly frozen before he reached a place of safety Paris has taken a leaf out of New Vnrt' k book, and banouets Deem to flourish there. Mme. Demont-Ureton was dined the other day by 250 women. Mme. Demont-Breton is, with the excep tion of Rosa Bonheur, the only woman artist whose talent has received official recognition at the hands of the govern ment. ' Instructions were received by Judge Page of Astoria, Tueeday morning from the officials at Washington to not send the bark Glandinorwig to another port to be disinfected but to have the local health officers fumigate her throughout and then release her from quarantine. Mrs. Nathanial Collins, known to fame as the "Montana Cattle Queen," is about to issue a volume of camp ana prairie reminiscences. She knows a good deal about her subject, for she has been a "cattle queen'" for over 40 years. Professor J. J. McCook, of the Trinity college, has been telling the people oi Boston what he knows about tramps He has gathered statistics and data on tv.B Biihipot. and estimates the army of tramps in the country at about 49.000, Mr. Pillsbury, of Minnesota, who has lippn enloited as a dark horse in cue senatorial race, declares very frankly that he does not believe he would "enjoy bpino- a senator." for his "tastes do not run in that direction." Two Nebraska !men are .feeding 1600 cattle near Union, to be shipped East in March. Twenty tons of grain and 11 tons of hay are required daily for the en tire number, which creates quite a mar ket for feed. The Pullman Company has declared another quarterly dividend on its watered stock of two per cent, or eight per cent a year. . However, its workmen and laborers are barely eking out an existence. Mother You need not have quarreled with that boy. I told you always to think before speaking. Small son Oh, I did I didn't say a word till I'd thunk una whole lot o' names to call him. Good News He I wonder when you will be able to set as eood a table as my mother does? She By the time you are able to " Yam Don't Have to Swear Off. says the St. Louis Journal ' of Agricul ture in an editorial about No-To-Bac the famous tobacco habit cure. We know of many cases cured by No-To-Bac, one, a prominent St. Louis architect, smoked and chewed for twenty years ; two boxes cured him so that even the smell of to bacco makes him sick." " No-To-Bac sold and guaranteed by Snipes & Kin ersly, No cure no pay. Book free. Sterling Remedy Co., New York or Chicago. . ' A Splendid Offer. Our clubbing arrangements with the San Francisco Examiner entitles those subscribing for that paper in connection with The Chronicle to all the benefits of their premium offer, that is a num bered receipt and choice of premium pictures. The price of the Examiner is $1.75, the price of The Chronicle $1.50, and we Bend you both with all privileges as above stated for one year for $2.25. We have made arrangements with the San Francisco Examiner to furnish it in connection with The Chronicle..- Hav ing a clubbing rate with the Oregonian and N. Y. Tribune for-our republican patrons, we have made this arrangement for the accommodation of the democratic members of The Chboniclb family, Both papers, the Weekly Examiner and Semi-Weekly Chronicle will be fur nished for one year for $2.25, cash in ad vance. Do you want The Chronicle and San fcrancisco Examiner for a year.' it so send us $2.25 and you can have them, 156 pa per 8 for $2.25 or lees than a cent and a half a pioce. If you would rather have the New York World, we will send you that and the Semi-Weekly Chron icle one year for $2.25. The World is also a semi-weekly so you will get 208 papers for $2.25. Help wanted. $12.00 a day to agents selling the Royal White Metal Plater or taking or ders for plating. Trade 'secrets, formu las, receipts, er.t., furnished free. A good agent can make two to three thou sand dollars per year with the Royal Plater. For terms, etc., address Gray & Co., Plating Works, Columbus, Ohio. The regular subscription price of the Weekly Chronicle is $1.50 and the How's This! . . , We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of Catarrh than cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure.. : " F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. O. We, the undersigned have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and be lieve him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able' to carry out any obligations made by their firm. West & Trcax. Wholesale Drueeists. Toledo, O.. WALDiNG, Kinnan & Mabvin, Whole sale Druggists, Toledo, G. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken inter nally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testi monials sent free. Price 75c. per bottle, Sold by all druggiets. Go to C. E. Bayard's or T. A. Hud son's Office and get, your Land Papers made out for Fifty Cents. Land Office Business Ten years' experience. a Specialty. Notice. On and after Dec. 1st, 1894, all county warrants issued by the county clerk' will be made payable to order, and no county warrant will be stamped or listed by the county treasurer unless endorsed by the party to whom said "order is issued. By order of the County Courts A. S. Blowers, G. C. Blakeley, County Com'r. . County Judge. J Offices on Washington Street, be tween Second and Third. w. Cottinghain, Henri Legore and A 1X7"T"NTIT"R1.T?'.Q T7,TvT'Tl171"CrT' A TATTVT TP "NTrrt on Wednes- " ' J- UAH XT-L-UJX X David Shaffer were arrested day by Sheriff Neal, of Wallowa county, charged with obtaining money under extortion or what is usually called blackmailing. They were bound over in the sum of $500. Mrs. T. S. Hawkins, Chattanooga, Tenn., says, "Shiloh's vitalizer 'eaved my life.' I consider it the best remedy for a debilitated system I ever used.' For dyspepsia, liver or kidney trouble it excels. Price 75 cts. .A. fNi-fUW Undertakins Establishment. GREAT VALUE WEEKLY NEWS FOR LITTLE MONEY. OF THE WORLD FOR A TRIFLE. Hew York Weekly Tribune, a twenty-page journal, is the leading Republican family paper of the United States. It is a NATIONAL FAMILY PAPER, and gives all the general news of the United States. It gives the events of foreign lands in a nutshell. Its AGRICULTURAL department has no eu- perior in the country. Its MARKET REPORTS are recogniied au thority. Separate departments for THE FAMILY CIRCLE, OUR YOUNG FOLKS, and SCIENCE AND MECHANICS. Its HOME AND SOCIETY columns command the admiration of the wives and . daughters. It general political news, editorials and discussions are comprehensive, brilliant and exhaustive. A SPECIAL CONTRACT enables THE WEEKLY CHRONICLE for us to offer this splendid journal and PRINZ & NITSCHKE -dealers in- provide as good a table as your father does, my dear. Burlington (la.) Ga zette. Last week the echooner Albion broke her anchor chains at Florence and was run ashore in a fierce sale. It was loaded with lumber, which was thrown off, and the schooner was not seriously injured. Queen Victoria has recently proved royalty is not without claims to consid eration in the cattle-raising line by cap turing three prizes at the Smithfield cattle show. "Say. Jack, what is the capital of Switzerland?" Jack (who has just re turned from abroad) Why, the money they get from travelers, of course. Bos ton Bulletin. Chauncey M. Depew is in hot water. He said the other day that most preach ers abused the half-rate privilege, and now the preachers demand that he eat his words. The Judge I hope I shall not eee you here again. Prisoner (who is arrested weekly) Not see me? Why, yer ain't goin to resign yer position, are yer? Truth. The Countess of Clancarty has decided to return to the variety stage. Her bus band, who is in financial difficulties, will stay at home and take care of the twins. Ex.Governor Waite tells the people of Chicago that out in his state some of the bankers charge as high as 24 per cent in terest, and he complains he doesn't like it. "Who are the visitors over at Blink er's relatives?" "No, they can't be, for the whole family seemed glad to see them." Rogersville (Tenn.) Review. "Father," said the boy, "what is in solvent?" "-Insolvent," was the reply, "is merely along word used to describe a short condition." Washington Star. "How's the race problem down South?" "We'.l, there's a good many for sheriff, but most of 'em want to go to congress. Atlanta Constitution. He Is the ill-mannered person who just left the room a stranger here? Hostess Almost ; he is my husband. Goldstein How many mills make a cent? Ikey None of dose dat gifes you credit. The Liquidator. regular price of the Weekly Oregonian is $1.50. Any one subecribing for The Chronicle and paying for one vear in advance can get both The Chronicle and the Weekly Oregonian for $2.00. Look Here. This is January 10, 1895. Have you got any of Wasco county's warrants reg istered prior to Feb. 1, 1891? They will be paid if presented at my office. In terest ceases after Jan. 10, 1895. Wh. Michell, County Treasurer. Notice. All city warrants registered prior to February 3, 1892, are now due and pay able at my office. Interest ceases after age, and Forwards Same tO this date. 1. 1. Burget, City Treas. Dated Dalles City, Jan. 1, 1895. Jos. T. Peters & Co., have cord wood, which is desirable in all respects and respectfully solicit your orders. Furniture and Carpets. we have added to our business a complete Undertaking Establishment, and as we are in no way connected with the Undertakers' Trust, our prices wil j be low accordingly. , Wasco Warenouse Co.. Receives Goods on Stor- ONE YEAR FOR ONLY $1.75, Oaali lxx Advance. (The regular subscription for the two papers is $2.50.) SUBSCRIPTIONS MAY BEGIN AT.ANY TIME. Address all ordeis to CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO. Write your name and address on a postal card, send it to Georee W. Best. itoom z, iriDune Building, wew York City, and a sample copy of THE NEW YORK WEEKLY TRIBUNE will be mailed to you. their destination. ZEE1"" YOU W-A-ItTT Government, State, or Dalles Military Road Lands, T. A. VAN NORDEN dealer in Watches, Clocks, Jewelry j AND SPEATACLES. Receives Consignments For Sale on Commission. CALL ON Hates Reasonable! Thomas A. Hudson, Successor to Thornbury & Hudson, .' 83 Washington St, THE DALLES, OR. If you want Information concerning Govern ment lands, or the laws relating thereto, you can consult him free of charge. He has made a spe cialty of this business, and has nractieed before the United States Land Office for over ten years. Oregon Railway A Navigation Company it aicn nepairer ana inspector. -MARK GOODS . W . Oo. THE DALLES. OR He is Agent for the Eastern Oregon Land Company, and can sell you Grazing, or Un improved Agricultural Lands in any quantity desired, and will send a Pamphlet describing these lands to anyone applying to him for It. Repairing of Fins Watches a Specialty. 162 Second St., THE DALLES, OR. Bake Oven and Mitchel STAGE LINE, THOMAS HABPEB, - - Proprietor A. A. Brown, , Keeps a full assortment of Staple and Fancy Groceries,! ion io iue isaues. ims Auaiuon ia iaia on u 9 lots, and destined to be the principal real i part of the city. Only 20 minutes' walk . rarthouse; 10 minutes from B. B. Depot. He is Agent for sale of lots in Thompson's Audi tion to The Dalles. This Addition ia laid off in acre 1 dencei from Courthouse; Settlers Located on Government Lands. If you want to Borrow Money, on Lone or Short time, he can accommodate yon. Writes Fire, Life, and Aceldeut Insurance. If yon cannot call, write, and yonr lettrra will be promptly answered. and Provisions. which he offers at Low Figures Stages leave Bake Oven every day, and from Antelope cneu tnree times a week. GOOD HORSES AND WAGONS. EXECUTOR'S NOTICE Notice is herebv eiven that bv an order nf tha County Court of the i-tate of Oregon for ilie County of Wasco, made and entered ou the 29tn day of December, 1891, the undeMg ed uao uuiy uppuiuieu executor oi me iat will auu testament of Thomas N. Joles, dec ased: all ar sons having claims rgainst said estate are noti fied to present them with the proper vouehe' a to the undersigned at his office in Dalles C ty, Oregon, within six months from the dale of this Dated January 4, 1895. jan5-f2 K. F. GIBONS, Executor. a".'mT SPECIAL " :: PRICES to Cash Buyers. Highest Cash Prices for Eis and oilier noQnce. . E. J. COLLINS & CO. will occupy this space. Keep your eyes open. 170 SECOND STREET. tmb GQiiimDla Packing Co., TERMS STRICTLY CASH. PACKERS OF Administrator's Notice. Andrew :Kellar . cottage to rent . has four-room tf The water bonds of Astoria were sold yesterday to a Cincinnati firm, the price paid being 95 and accrued interest. Notice is hereby eiven that bv an order nf th tonn oi me siaie oi uregon tor tne County of Wasco, duly made and entered on the 9th day of January, J895, the nndersignefl was appointed administrator of the estate of Joshna W. Reedy deceased. All persons having claims aeainst the estate of said deceased are hereby notified to present mem, witn ine proper vouchers there for, to me at my office in The Dalles. Oregon, within six months fiom the date hereof. Dated The Dalles, Oregon, Jan. 12, 1895. G. J. FARLEY. Administrator of the Estate of Joshua W. Reedy, Deceased. janl2-feb23 Pork and Beef .MANUFACTURERS OF ESTRAYED. Please inform the undersigned of the whereabouts of a cow branded 11 on the left side, with dew lap cut up. Don't recollect ear marks and other brands on her. jan2tf Eobt. Mays. Advertise in TnE Chronicle. THE DALLES LUMBERING CO. INCORPORATED 1888. Fine Lard and Sausages. - 6? WxsAmQT0N Stbeet; . . The Dalles. Wholesale and Betail Dealers and Manufacturers of . ' Boilding Material and Dimension Timber, Doors, Windows, Moldings, House Fornishings, Etc Special Attention given to the Manufacture of Fruit and. Fish Boxes and Packing Cases. Factory xxc3. Lumber Vard t Olci Ft. Dalle. Curers of BRAND His :i rami, Dried Beef, Etc. DRY Pine, Fir, Oak and Slab, WOOD - Delivered to any part of the city,