0J THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 23, 1895; BAFFLES COUNTERFEITERS. Unlacky Opal Defies the Imitative Skill of tho Moderns. -One kind of opal, the hydropane of Mexico, loses its beauty and becomes dull and colorless when exposed to water The same stone, says the West minister Review, it is said, can be re stored to its color arid beauty by subjecting- it to a certain degTee of heat. A writer on the subject says that the opal is always much more brill " -.nt on a warm day, and that a sharp dealer will always hold one in his hand a short time before showing' it to a pur chaser. In ancient times the opal was most successfully imitated by a glass paste, which could only be distin guished from the real gem by the most careful experts. The art has been en tirely lost, for the best counterfeiters fail to produce a stone that in the least baffles the connoisseur. The finest opal of modern times, says King, was one which belonged to Empress Josephine, and which was called the "Burning of Troy," because of the in numerable red names blazing upon its surface, while the reverse was perfect ly opaque". "In the troublous times that followed the Napoleonic period the gem was lost sight of, and there is left no trace of it. There are two wonderful opals among the French crown jewels, one of which is set in the clasp of the imperial cloak. Em press Eugenie is said to have a most superstitious dread of them and would not wear an opal few any persuasion. Queen Victoria does not share this feel ing with her. She, on the contrary, admires the gem very much, and has given to each of her daughters, or their marriage day, various pieces 01 jewelry set with the iridescent gem. There are many varieties of opals, coming from almost as many quarters of the globe. The opal found in Hun gary was thought to be harder anc more durable than those found in Uek ico and South America, but since the better development of the mines in those places stones have been found quite the equal of Hungarian gems. SALT WATER IN CEMENT. The Sulphates of the Sea Are Very De structive. In the opinion of Dr. Michaelis, of Berlin, the greatest enemies to the per manency of the Portland cement used in marine structures are the sulphates contained in sea water. If there is any great quantity of alumina and ferric oxide in the cement the structure breaks up sooner than otherwise. This is accounted for by the fact that the sulphate forms, with the aluminate and ferrate of lime, a number of crystalline compounds, such as bassic sulphate of lime, - alumino-sulphate and ferro-sul-phate of lime. These compounds take up a large quantity of water of crystal lization, so that the total volume is much increased. Hence the weakness and disintegration of the cement struc ture. Dr. Michaelis considers that the separation of hydrate of magnesia is quite innocuous, for it is only displaced from its solution in the form of a floc culent, slimy hydrate, which, if any thing, is useful in stopping up the pores. His general recommendation to users of concrete for marine work is to choose a cement rich in silica and as poor as possible in alumina and ferric oxide, and to envelop the structure with an impenetrable mixture com posed of one part of cement with two to two and one-half parts of sand of mixed grain, of which at least one-third should be very fine sand, and to this the requisite amount of ballast should be added. CASTE FOLLOWS THE NOSE. Anthropologists Say the Nose Tells the Culture of Alan. Anthropology, said Sir William Flow er, is becoming of the highest impor tance in politics. If we take a series of castes in Bengal, Behar ' or the northwestern provinces and arrange them in the order of the average nasal index, so that the caste with the finest nose shall be at the top, and that with the coarsest at tie bottom of the list, it will bo found that this order sub stantially corresponds with the accepted order of social precedence. The casteless tribes who have not yet entered the Brahmanical system oc cupy the lowest place in both series. The fisher castes are a trifle higher in the scale; the pastoral, the cultivating, and a group of cognate castes from whose hands a Brahman may take water follow in due order; and from them we pass to the trading and the landholding classes and the upper crust of Hindu society. Thus it is scarcely a paradox to lay down as a law of the caste organization in Eastern India that a man's social status varies in inverse ratio to the width of his nose. Tbe Most Ancient Sons;. A topical song three thousand years old was sung in a comic opera lately produced in Australia by a traveling Chinese company. The history of this venerable ballad is authenticated by the affirmation of the chief comedian of the troupe, who avers that the song has been sung on the Chinese stage, with the original words and music, since 1000 B. C. A Melbourne critic says the accompanying melody "con sisted partly of a Chinese chopping wood, partly of another Celestial blow ing a bull's horn with horrible intens ity of effort, and partly of a curious stringed instrument, which makes a noise like an infant crying in the night" Ljite Flowers. With the turning of the leaves it is supposed the flowers disappear, but in northern New England, and over the line in Canada, the asters are never more gorgeous, the daisies big ger or the chamomile more abundant than just on the eve of frost time. In towns two or three hundred miles north of New York the short but warm sum mer seems to have its fruitage after the equinox, and. the parks and gardens in these towns are brilliant with mari golds, zinnias, asters, cosmas, and even sweet peas, long gone by in these lati tudes. Melons are in their prime in Maine when they are not on sale in New York. - THE RETIRED BURGLAR. His Fondness for Little Children Gets Him Into Trouble. "I always was fond of little chil dren," said the retired burglar, "and once I served a term on that account. I had gone into a house in the western part of the state and rummaged about downstairs, and finally got up and got into a room where there was a man and his wife and a little baby, all asleep. The baby was in a cradle that stood at the foot of the bed; not far from the cradle, standing against the wall, was the bureau. I transferred whatever there was of value in the bureau and then I turned to the baby; I couldn't help it. I turned my light on the kid to look at him, and it woke him up. He stared at me a little and then he began to smile and double up his fists at me. "Well, he looked so funny that I chucked him under the chin, and that seemed to tickle him immense; he threw up his legs and his arms, and laughed more'n ever, and tried to say something; all he could say was: 'Goo o o ,' but that was enough. You've heard of women so tired you couldn't wake 'm up firing a cannon in the next room that would wake up in a minute if the baby turned in its cradle? Well, when this baby said: 'Goo o o its mother not only woke up instantly but she began to get up before she was fairly awake; and all the time she was looking toward the cradle, and she saw the light long be fore I could douse it. Then she screamed and I made a great break for the door. "But the man got there before I did; and, besides being very quick, he was very able-bodied and not the least bit afraid; in fact, he was a better man than I was, and the upshot of this busi ness was that I got four years and six months just for stopping to chuck a lit tle shaver under the chin. FORMATION OF HAIL. The Agency of Electricity In Icy Pellets. Making; the The formation of hail through elec trical action, according to the new the ory of Sig. Marangoni, is a very inter esting, and even wonderful, process. The wind draws out a cloud into a long, narrow strip. In that form, owing to the great amount of surface exposed to the air, the cloud evaporates very rap idly, and rapid evaporation produces intense cold. Dry particles of snow are then formed, and these, by friction with the water drops, quickly become charged with negative electricity. But the water-drops themselves carry positive electricity, and since negative attracts positive, a film of water is formed upon each snow particle and is instantly frozen into a layer of ice. At this thickness its outer surface re mains moist, the water not freezing so rapidly there, whereupon the electrical charge changes from negative to posi tive, and the particle is repelled by the water-drops and driven to the outer parts of the cloud. Here the increased cold covers it with snow again, and friction charges it anew with negative electricity. Repulsion is now once more changed for attraction, and the particle rushes back into the cloud, receiving upon its aurface another film of water, which is turned into a second ice layer. Thus, the growing hailstone darts zigzag through the cloud, piling up its alternate layers of snow and ice, until gravitation gains control and sends it, with a jingling crowd of its fellows, spinning to the ground. REPRODUCTION IN MICROBES. From a Single Two Million Individuals Specimen. The old line of pseudo scientists, the superstitious, self-styled "scholars" of the early part of this and the latter part of the eighteenth century, be lieved that filth would breed microbes, but, as the absurd idea of "spon taneous generation" has long since been exploded, it will not be discussed in this "note," which is solely intended to explain the manner in which mi crobes multiply. There are several species of these minute creatures and they have various ways of reproducing their species, but the most common is what the investigators term "repro duction by fissure." If, with a strong microscope, we carefully watch a mi crobe for a short' time we see a "con striction" appearing on each side in the center of the body. This soon shows itself in the shape of a line across, and then, all of a sudden, the Hjicro'oe separates in the middle and behold, we have two in place of one! Each of these rapidly increases in size until they are as large as the original, when the miracle of the side spots and trensverse line appears and in place of two microbes we have four. By this wonderful plan of reproduction one increases to two, two to four, four to eight and eight to sixteen until within the space of five hours we have two million wiggling individuals from a single specimen. The Death of Hannibal. Hannibal was made an exile, not as commonly supported, through Roman influence so much as from the personal animosity of his countrymen. After the defeat at Zimma he turned his atten tion to the political affairs of Carthage, and inaugurated a system of reform which he carried out so rigorously that he soon found himself 'intensely hated by a large faction of the Carthaginians. Behind him was the honesty of the country, however, and, finding he could not be swerved from his purpose, the rogues in office attempted to assassin ate him. 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