THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1894. The Weekly Chronicle. ort'lClAL rWPfc OF abVO tVl'STY. Orearua RUB THE OTHER EYE. M ltik mm Uitam Bawanttac fm Mnl at tti fusfcKBcv ! aa aWHK$-aae anT SI BsTKUTiOS KATES. T ntu. ronibi rumr. is apc. Owrar J1 rus atonf TTare uinlki Advertnttis; ratta msaooahle. and made kaown CM app.l.-'alfc'U. AMre all MmmnmraUtm to "TUE CKRuS U'Lfc. The latltea. im. IV i'tuis asai H"riV l'nruirt- mi) to found am taU ml I. C. Xickekm' f.rr. Tilrpkom An. I. BARGAINS IN INDIA. rM Pwa wHa Juir la Their rriaa. Indian travel k- full of surprise, pleasant and other ia. A gentleman, wishing to purchase tome of the beau tiful tahmere shawls which are made not far from ltelhi, wnt to one of the largest establishment in the city. The merchant showed him a book in w hich was written recommendations of hit goods by lien, drant and his son, as well as by many others. Anion? the recommendations was this one in tVersuan: 'I have bought absw's t-f this man and think 1 got them cheap; but do not offer him a third of what he asks." The gentleman selected two Tery beautiful shawls, and asked the price. The merchant, after a little consulta tion with his clerks said: 'I have not sold a shawl to your party. 1 sell you rery, rery cheap. Tou" may haTe these beautiful shawls for fourteen hundred rupees." "Absurd: Let us fro'.' said the gen tleman, having in 'mind the German's advice, and he started for the door. "Don't go," said the merchant; "make me an offer." I will give you four hundred rupees for both shawls." To his astonishment the merchant replied: Take them; I wCl send them to your hotel." At Jaipur the same traveler lodged in a hotel conducted by a native, but owned by the rajah. He found the following amiming notices posted in various places: Nine persons out of every ten with a ! cinder or any foreign substance in the j i eye will instantly legin to rub the eye ! with one hand while hunting for their ' j handkerchief w ith the other. They ! j may and sometimes do remove the of- i ; fending cinder, but more frequently . I they rub until the eye become iu- , i flamed, bind a handkerchief around j , the head, and go to bed. This is all , wrong. The better way is not to rub j the eye with the cinder in it at all. but i rub the other eye as vigorously as you ' i. like, according to a writer in the Med- ' i ical Summary, who relates the follow- J ' ing experience: j - "X few years since I was riding on j the engine of a fast express. The en- ; . gineex threw open the front window. , and 1 caught a cinder that gave me the most excruciating pain. 1 began to j rub the eye with both hands. 'Let j your eye alne and rub the other eye' j (this from the engineer!. 1 thought he i was chaffing me. and worked the harder. '1 know you divtors think , you know it all. but if you will let that , rye alone and rub the other one. the f cinder will be out in two minutes,' per- j sisted the engineer. I began to rub j the other eye: soon I felt the cinder i down near the inner canthus. and I made read to take it out. 'Let -it j Assignee's Notice. SntM U berehv fives that J.'hs F Knot has du!v ronvvymi u the unUrisuTued. hj pmpar 01 ot atfliment. all ( hi. nat and pt'ro'Sal S m'ln. for the twnt lil M a.i til hi'rreUl or. All por..n hat III rkimi a.aml aalil John i f. ku are heevl-T lu.um-d Ui prvawut the aaiue. j prxporlv leiiprf, l' me ai tha oihrv "t I'ulut A j VtonitlM, lu twlltat iiv. onii. ailhln uihvIt 3 imti imm uir IUW I'l MJl. liatitl Una lth lav ol V.vemher. vi. Bo17arc U. il.kN. Assistive. A WINTER'S GREAT VALUE ENTERTAINHi WEEKLY NFUg FOR LITTLE MONEY. OF THE WORLD FOR A TRIFLE alone and keep at the well eye." hont"d the doctor pro tern. 1 did so for a mm- t ute hrcger. and looking in a small ' glafs he gave nie found the offender on , my cheek. Since then 1 have tried it j many time, and have advised many i others, and have never known it ' fail in one instance, nnless it was as : sharp as a piece of steel or something ,: that cut into the ball and required an j operation to remove it." SAWING WOOD. i A Racking Cough Cuml by Aycr'a Cherry Pectoral. Mrs. 1. I). IU Lt, 17 (irm-ssee SL, Lockport, N. Y- s:ty : "Over thirty yfsr 5t, I reniemVr hearing my futlier ilnu-rsbe the wonder tul curativ HiH-fc of Ayers Cherry Pectoral. Ii.r;i- a recent s stack of La Grippe, -a huli aMiiuicd the form of a eatarr h. soreness of the lungs, acrom panied by an asrivutin; eoujea, I used vsrioi rvniiHlie snil freiTiptmnv Th:l some of the- me.lii inf partia!!y allevisted hr conliir.;: tlurin; thr rtay, none of them sfTrUit me any n li. f fnra that spaamoriV a iiim of the luna which would ri nie the rem:. eat 1 attempted to lieiloa D a' lulil. Ader ten or twrlre such nil.T. I was Nearly In Despair, and had aKm derU-.! to si; nja:: ri.-lit in my ea-iy t ha-t. ?;i.I prnenre liat sleep I rould in ths ; v. It then oc rurred to me that 1 l.p'J a bo: lie of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. I t.wk a spoonful of th:s pn'rrs::ra iu a liu'e water, aod wax Ebie to I t u. v, u r. i:u:c: coughing. It: u fer r..-.i-.;-,. 1 nil Spleen, auil in :'. - l.t-rv.;i; greatly refrelcvl ; -i '. i-: M- -a:k better. I ttK-k a ' - .; o' :! J';c toral every nipht r.: s v e !.. i!.ir r Bally decreased tha ). and ::i two week? my couch ws rnn-if." Ayer's Cherry Pectcral Prompitc -c.iursiocure Wasco V72renou5e Co., Receives Goods on Stor age, and Forwards same to their destination. Receives Consignments For Sale on Commission. Spates Reasonable MAKK GOODS W. W . Oo. TNIDll.LII.Ot flew York Weekly Tribune a tventv-ige journal, i the United Slates. It if a N iTION lea.ling Kepnblican family paper of tl (NAL FAMILY PAPKR. ani . t . .1 1. .1 .1 . ' ail tne general ueas m ioe i oii"i t-iai-. u sun ium vventi ol ioreim lands in a nutshell. Its AtiKlCl l.TTKAL department has no " lerior in the country. Its MAKklKT KK1DKTS are reencjiixad , S tliorilv. Separata departments for THK FAMILY ClkCLP or YOING Hl.Kti, and SUKNCK AM) MKCUAMCS. lu iioilt AND OClKTY columns romrnsnd the admiration of the wives sad daughters. It general political news, editorials and discaBniom 1 comprehensive, brilliant and ethanstive. "If visitors are not satisfied with the food or cooking the can deduct from : stronevr'n ve look. the bill what thev consider fair." ; that better mvwll "Guests are requested not to strike . sawin'. I guess. Bobby. Eh? He can't? the Hervanta. i Yes. he kin. I believe, lieat ye all hol- "tiuests wbiing ice are requested to ler. What? You'll saw two sticks give a day's notice and name how much j qnicker'n he sawed that? NonsuntC they require. j "Uokey! ye went through that like ; lightnin"; but one stick ain't two sticks. have mail mnmmnti witl! th ! No. sir. ne ain't never two. Goin' to Ta Old Maa fTa mavvkat P, Baauu Tatw. "Mornin", boys." said t)ld Jack, who believed in judicious flattery, and j whose doings are reported in Harper's : Young People. As he spoke he laid down his saw. "Feelin' well. 1 hope? ; Yes? Good. Nothin' like feelin' well : to make a feller feel good. You don't look powerful strong though. Tommy; you re imn. j " V hat s that? 1 on re wiry, he ye? , I dont believe that. You couldn't saw ( one o them sticks through. You kin? ' Ho! eein's believin": 1 "Whv, ye t' saw purty well. Yer THE DALLES. I eouldn t o done ' He beats von on A Gneral TSankinr RnainMUi tranaartMl . a scHsaca. Pwiilaot J. M. FaTTBaaos, caaawr. First HatioDal Bank. OREGON Deposit received, subject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on l ork A. A. Brown, Kaafs a tuil aaaonmcut ol Staple and Fancy Groceries, and Provisions. woica a offer at Low Figures SPECIAL x PRICES to Cash Buyers. EilEst Casl Prices for Iqi ui ether PrciECB. 170 SECOND STREET. do the other? Well, well! Tommy. ; he's goin' to do the other: whatever j you goin" to do? You'll do two? 'Don't brag. Hobby. Aint brairgin'? ' Ye'll do three? Waal, go ahead: dont j let me interfere. Allem glad to see tor the accommodation of the democratic j bovssnunkv. Y hat: the hnii lot saweri? nerohora of Tne Cnnnxic-i famDr. i VVaaL I'm surprised. That Win' the Both papers, the Weekly Examiner and , San Francisco and Port land. San Francisco Examiner to furnieh it in connection with Thm Chbowiclk. Ilav-1 ing a eiubbing rate with the Oregomati j and 2. Y. Trihune for oar republican i patrons, we have made this arrangement 1 DIRBCTOttS D. P. Thohpsok. Jso. S. busses. En. K. Williams, Gto. A Liksc. H. M. Btm.L. Notice. 6a-WEEaXT Cbbomclx will be fur nished for one year for $-.25, cash in sl- Do you want The Chko.mcls and San Francisco Examiner for a year? If so ' send n $2.25 and you can have them, 156 papers for f2.25 or les than a cent and a haf a pioce. If you would rather have the Sew York World, we will send you that and the Sejti- Weeklt Chbok ici one year for 2.2o. The World i also a semi-weekiy to you wiil gut 2l papers for t2.25. case. I think 1 11 go incioors an rest. Sawin" allers did make tie tired." The old man waik tl into the house, and Ikibbr and Tvnimr went home, wondering if their friend hadn't put np a little game on them, after all. THE CONSCIENCE FUND. Earlv la TbJa Oatarv. It Maw AaBaaata tm Abawt 370.000. The Concience Fund" has figured I in the statements of the treasury de- j part inert for over eighty years, says f". L. (rismin in Linpinc-if.'s. It was Notice i taemhT tivea that tne undenift-nad baa bwn duly appointed bv the Hotxirabie oonrr t onrt ot br hlatr nt Umpra. fir a aaeo njMiity. administratrix of th caul of Charka t. Haicbt. d r tailed. All persona barinr rlaim aeaiD Mid tatate are bcrvbv DotilWd tt pnraent th same, dilr r-nbl. to me at bit reaidenee In Daiiea ( itr. a aaro county, orarnn, wiuno luted tnu 1-tb dar ot Onntr. lM. rwi ht J. HAli.IIT Administratrix of the vt charm E. ilaicnu daanl. Of 3t-H 17 Xte GclmnDia PscKiDg Co.. PACKERS OF Pork aod Beef JaAKCrACTT &KB8 OF Fine Lard and Sausages. A SPECIAL CONTRACT enables us to offer this splendid knn..i THE WEEKLY CHRONICLE for 1 ONE YEAR FOR ONLY $1.75, Caaaali lxa avd'ravaao. (The regular sabscriptioo for the two papers is 12.50.) SfBrk RimoN MAY ItElilM AT AXV TlktK. Address all ordei. to CHRONICLE PTJBLISHINa a Vi rita vour name and address on a nostal rani aatnd it (a i a Room 2, Tribnne Kailding, New York Citr, and m sample copy of THE Vn YORK WEEKLY TR1BL NE will be mailed to you. " IP YOU W-AJfcTT Government, Slaie, or Dalits Military Road Lands, CALL ON Thomas A. Hudson Buertaaor to Thorn bo rj A Bndsna, 83 Washington SL. THE DALLES. OR. If yrm want InlnrnatioB ennernilnc Hrrra snent lands, or tha lav rriattnr toeretn. yon emtt ronault hlra fnra ul cbanra. Mabaa ask a apa rla'.ty ni this buiinaaa, and has prartlvvd bHiira tac I' nltad stair Land Ufflat tut orar aw jnua. Ha ta Afrnl 1 the Kaatrra Oraeim I'unipanr. and ran aril vim (.rmitiua. or I n Impmvad Asricultural Land In any quantltr , deaind, and U1 arad a Hamphiet dcarnhtnf thaw lands to an Tuna applying; ta him ttsr tt. He ta A sent for aakf of lots In Taoarans' Aa Ttoa loTtir Ialla. This AddlUnn ta lalSnfa arr Iota, and dotinod to ha Uia nriitrlusj n. denrv part ot tb oJty. tt)r mlnulra wala tnia Courtuuuas.,10 auluutaa Irma k. K. iaraot. Sattlara I. If waat ta Borrow Sfaaer, WrltM Fir. tAtm, If yoa caaaol call, writa. ad (iovoraaaaat Laa4a. Loag or Kkart tlsaa, ho saa ooeoaaaaoalaas fm asM) AwMsst laaauaaea). and y oar lottors will k prosaptly mm Administrators Notice. Sat ia herebr riven that hr an nrArr nt ttt ' ourt of tne state of rrrs,a "f the OHintT of I w apo. duiv made and 'entered on tne 1st dar of i i iw-T . i-m. tne niiaenian.en waa appointed opened by the reei-ter "f the treasury j adminntntur f the emavr of Julius lobteieh. department in 1M1 and appears in the rreneral fund of the nimrnwnt nnAr The regular tubecnpiion price ot the the head of miscellaneous receipt. j Like other assets of the treasnrv it can Wbeelt Ckkomcle is (1.50 and tie regnlar price of the Wceclt Oesgosia ia 1.50. Acy one su'uscribing fiar The Cflau.vicLC and paying for one year in advance can get both The Cbboxicls and the Weeklt Oekgo.yiax for $2.00. All old subscribers paring their snb eriptiona a vear in sdvsnce will be en titled to the same offer. I see," said Mr. Wickwire, "that the ! newspaper liar is at it again. This time j he has a story of a hen adopting a lot of : kittens." "That story may be true," aid Mrs. Wickwire. "The hen may have been deceived by the similarity in the sound of the word. Kitten and chicken sound a good deal alike." In dianapolis Journal. be used for any purpose that congress may deem proper. Its origin was dne i to the fact that away back in the be- ' ginning of the present century some j nknown person began to feel the sharp thrusts of conscience. In some wsy he ; had defaulted the government, and ! could find relk-f only by returning the ' money to the treasury. This was the beginning of the account showing the receipts of moneys by the government from unknown perwms. Since then the fund has been accumulating in large and small so ins. until at the present time it aggregates nearly ."70.fJUO. Ke mittances are received neariv everr o-eal. All pprsiir.s haTinc elaims aaainirt toe eUk- of said deceased are hetvP? notified to preaenl them, with the proper voucher Xbere fiir. ( me at toe oflieeirf Hunuaston a a liana, Tne Jsille Orvsjuti. within six anaiths f on the date hereiif Lasted Th baliea. Oregon, 'nv 1 ArtnunistTator of the talale of Julina (ob leiRli. lMcvaaed. novl-dees H Curerscf BRAND iu 11 J Ban Dried Beef, Etc. PIONEER HERO -or- New - Umatilla- House, THE DALLES. OREGON. SINNOTT &. FISH, PROP'S. Ticket and Baggage Office of the U. P. K. R. Company, and office of Lbs Wsticn Union Telegraph Office are in the Hotel. Fire-Proof Safe for the Safety of all Valuables. LARGEST : AND : FINEST : HOTEL : IN : OREG05. NOTICE FOR JTBLICAT10X. T. S. Lasp (imrt. The Imlle.. ttr . Koiemhar l. Imu N-itjee is heretiT riren that tie ..ll..in named settler baa filed holier of hu intention b maLe nnal proof in supnurt nt his eiaim. and that said pnaif will be made tv-fore the reenter and rrreiter if the I . a. land ofhee at The Iwlle. in., on bacembcr . ikm, vu. : Baalll tselaira. Hd E. So . 'taw. for the l. W if. He names the f..ll"wtn vttnenv tn prove his omuiimiw yrwii-nee upon ana enirivatlim i'l aio laiia. vw : frank Oabel. W bee 1J, Tp 5. 8 K K 11 U.kiWiaul wee la Imring the prevalence of the 1 'han w. kwe. Tna liallaa. orecon: UaniatoB Mrs. Houser I aoppose you'll I sur prised to bear that Mrs. Tanglasb's mind is completely gone? Bouser Not a bit. I've heard her give Tnnglasba piece of it to often I've wondered at it ,' bating as long as it hat. Buffalo ! Conner. hard times the receipts have fallen off considerably, end sometimes a fort night elapse before a communication is received, showing that even a man's conscience can feel the effect of tight money. keiiv, Wapimtia. Ot. J AS POUND CHINA HOGS plaijiifaclure Cfi3 iSaccessors to L. I). Frank, dweaeL) OP -A. T.T, 1U Of? Harness NOTICE FOB PUBLICATIOX. DANGERS u Mis IN THE MINES. Fay for Sea Who Are Lifer ty Aay Tina tm Be HwfToratvaL Great and mystically dreadful is the earth from a mine's depth, savs Me- the im- l.v ;htiv, i i "ore's Magazine. Man is in t x-s v U a M IV U at, Ul UU 1 1 j a l g . . , ftir4ilaon Sa1 i trfst 1 r onH V.aw aw,.- , i "v - "'J aa-t. sa v.1 vi-liswjv soonpt" you were going to marry bim ! j Uke a bug. His loudest shriek of Mis Lakeside I am, and I'm afraid 111 ! agony would be as potent as his final Lasa Omc, The Palle. Or..i Kov a iu t X itiee herebv riven that tne f..l,ina. ' named settler baa bled sotie of hia Intentkio to 1 maae nnal pnari in support of his etaim. j that said prtpf wil! be made before toe hesri t j and keeeiver at The Lwlka. Urnrai. on lie-1 cwinoer M, H!h, nz: j Asa . Storadlll. ! ltd r.. So. rji fo, the gw. Bee ,TII I II i . a X. ! He names the followinc wttneaaea to prove his I ennuauoua reaideiaee upon and ealtlvaUoa ol said tand. via t has. Havward. R. I). Pitrher. F.mel M&ru. oiejm.-aaa, sui or ijrn aii. t rr . W. r. Moore, kerirtcr. alurty-hve head for IWi, aired by Oenter Free Trade, son of the Great Free Trade hog of Ohio, sold for $W0, the highest priced hog ever sold in the L mted Mate, asaiated bv son Tecnmseh Chip Jr ZlHAV, sold for -iJ. Owing to the hard times. I wiil sell aod ' for the next three months, rov pigs for j f 20 each, or ti per pair. Wi!l box and deliver at nearest nation free. Come and see them or write. No businees done on bundavg. EUWAF.D irDY, Centervilie, Wash. i. V. JAH. M'lOkZ. keristcr. just go on loving bim, so that it'il break my heart to get a divorce boo. boo; moan to bring help from that fair land I that Imcs. like heaven, over Lis head. i nere is an msiaioua silent enemy in the gas. If the huge fanwheel on the This is the bunting season, when men bandie their grins with the mussel point- j UT.of the emrVl 'hojld uUlP i brief asd toward thrx.sa.iM .l ;j . r" " aeain. ana a olonjDi ia the newspapers are kreg and lameii table. Enffaio Express. FRENCH & CO BANKERS. Tma5aa-r a wEmtAHAirEIJU. arsiSKoa there la certain panic more terrible than any occurring where the sun has shone ensues down under the tons of rock. If a man may escape the gaa. the floods, the "squeezes" of falling rock, the ears shooting through little tunnels, the precarious elevators, the hundred perils. usually eomes to him an Xsettart of Credit iseoed svaueb.e in fie 1 Eastern elates. Exebanre and TeieazraphN: . Tranrrtersaolon New York. Chicago. K. , Lotis. fan Franciaoo. Fort.and OTvm, Beattie W ash., and v a-ions points in 4 -. . gon sod Waahir.gUin. Colieetionf male st . po.nia nn . i 0b!e terms. "miners asthma" that slowly racks; and shakes him into toe grave. Mean- j while, he gets three dollars a day and ' his laborer one dollar. , NOTICE FOB PUBLICATION. C. 8. Lass Omcc. The Iiollea. Or..f Ortooer ,, IMM. t Notiee ia berebr riven that tne following-, named settler baa filed souea of his IntmUoa o snaAe h naj prif ia support of hia eiaim.and that aaid priaaT will he aude before the reiriatev and rcreiver of the I, to. Laud office at The lalla. Or., oa baeesaber 1. UtH, vtt : aasfc A. Wscssr. Bd. t. Bo M. for the r4 See. IT. T. 1 S. R l.l r... w. If He aasaea th follow ln witniasis to prove bis eontinoooa resadeaee usoa and eniuvatba w i aaid land. vtx. : " 1 tUt i f Xj i attack of w. russ. t-ndwor. Onwoa. . M. Harrliaan. a. Do you want a Fruit and Hop Farm? K. N. STAEHR, of BAKI OVCS, baa i4 some splendid Farms and good paring Town fropertv ia the V illa ,i atte V alloy lor sals very cheap and on easy terms. bosm ef the farms to esrhanjf for Eaatern Orea-os property. Write for 11 sod terms. A General Line of Horse Furnishing Goods. Wtolesale ani Eetail Dcslsrs in Earaea, EritUcs, flaps, Eorse BlHtlcts, Etc. Fell Asssrtmcnt of Ksiican SauiIlerT Plain or Stamp! SECOND ETEEET THE DALLES. 01 THE DALLES LUMBERING CO. No. INCORPOHATED1S89 67 Washington Street. . . The Dalles. Wholesale and Retail Dealers and Manufacturers of Buildup Mrial ud h'mmot Timbtr, Doors, Wiiduwi, MuMiags, Boost FaraiiuLfi, & Special Attention given to the Manufacture of Fruit and P Boxes and Packing Cases. Factory aazact Xnuuber "VmrA eat Old art. XJeOa DRT Pine, Fir, Oak and Slab WOOD Delivered to any part of the city. jar. r. MOOR P. fcKWiar. Assbee's Mce of final Accent Caaardaw as ftoldiara. The liank of (rermanr. like most othT German jujl lii- boiidinpn, has military p-oard to pnA'-vt it. Ja a very HtroBirlr-fiBTliaed niiJitarr furtmai at ";'iso ia k-pt the (rreat war treasare '4 tlie imra-riiil srovt-rnrw nt. part of the n-m-h iniliTtnity, amounting to sev eral million punnds. j ottee ia hereby rtven that the asitentrnen. a awocnee ot tne ! of . t. jarr-tan. in w.lvent difir. has h -ti his Snal mmmnt in tne ireoit Court til tne lle ot ov-sou, ta- em "hi tr. ao thai the same will rm up hrr ha) inr ia saM "t on M'rrHlar. to l th d t Ntfveiotjer, jh. at wh'rh time as.il aiairfe will a-K fca- aa mdw llt'llitin sau4 aalale and Hi. Cha virr sawl swrsw. lasted ibis i:u Oar ul a-Ver. l-t FOR SflliEJJR THflDE A nE IMPOKTCI) Fracl Perchsmn Stallion, Weirht la grt flesh 1sj pound, and Snre Toal (matter a in el feasn or naa with approvcft sennr.or will trwle lor horse or eatle. THE CELEBRATED COLUMBIA BREWERY- AUGUST BUCHLER, PropV. : Address A It TH'MP!ic. A"lcseeof rrtate a . K.. ,mrrUt,u. ' Kerr Grass This well-known Erewerv ia now tnrnin. nn t),a kmmt Raatr and for U C k ! ey ' e"t of the C4W-a1' 7X45 ltet Ppnnoe lor tU maanlacture of food belt Val'.eT, Or. j r1 Er Ur UB nd oiLf the finrt-clase article wUl be i"0 i he niarkit