THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1894. W.TH SLOT MACHINES. , , WINTER S I i 1 1 I'll 1 1 1 I I 1 1 1 II I i 1 ill1 iivuuuvi iJiui ! ! C j There is no medicine to often needed in every home and o tlmirably adapted to the purposes tor which it is interned, ma Chamberlain's Pain Halm. Hardly a week passes but ouie member ol" the family has need of it. A toothache or headiu lie may lv cured by it. A touch of rheumatism or neuralgia quieted. The fevere pain of a burn or scald promptly relieved and tlie aore iiealeil in much less time than w hen medicine has to he sent for. A sprain may be promptly treattd before intlamation sets in, which insures a cure in alnnit one third of the time otherwise require.!. Cuts and bruises should receive im mediate treatment before tin virts be come swollen, hich can only lie done when Tain Halm is kept at hand. A ore throat may be cured before it be comes serious. A troublesome corn may be removed by applying it twice n day for a week or two. A lame back may be cured and several days of valuable time saved or a pain in the side or chest re lieved without paying a doctor bill. Pro cure a 50 cent bottle at once and you will never regret it. For sale by lilakeley & llotightou Druggists.. Dick I see that dollys old lover has turned up. Madge What? His trous ers? Pick No ; his toes. Dolly's hugo metre got out of order, and (lie tied four of his ribs in a hard knot without knowing!:. Kleetrle ltlttara. This remedy is becomiug so well known and so popular as to need no special mention, All who use Electric Bitters sing the game song of praise. A purer medicine does not exist and it ib guaranteed to do all that is claimed. Electric Bitters will cur all diseases of the liver and kidueys, will remove pimples, boils, salt rheum and other affections caused by impure blood. Will drive malaria from the system and prevent as well as cure all malarial fevers. For cure of headache, consti pation and indigestion try Electric Bit ters. Entire satisfaction guaranteed or nionev refunded. Price 50c and $1 bottle at Snipes & Kinersly's. In his annual report to the secretary I of the interior, Governor Hughes of 1 Arizona estimates that when the irrig.i- I tion works now in progress are com- pleted 1,000,000 acres will be added to the cultivation of the territory. Mranirer i.ot fur a IVany at mu Klovute.1 ttimtl Matlou. i At the 1'onjrrefi.N street elevated sta tion at evening duritnr a rush a man, evidently a btrunger, cume ulong mid , halted iu front of the machine which : o Iters a stick of gum for one penny shoved into the slot. This man, says a Chicago pa)vr. carried uu overcoat, u ! larirv valise und un umbrella, lie cvi 1 ilently tigured out in his mind that it would Iv u good idea to take some gum ; home with him. So he took out a pen ny, but held it for a moment us if loath to part with it. lie knew that the penny was good, it was backed by a ! good government, but he appeared to ! be doubtful us to the quality of the ! gum. ! The throng of people jostled him ami I the train gong was sounded. Carefully I he selected a shit, and still more care ' fully did he insert the coin into the t small opening. It went nliout three I fourths of the way in and stuck. He grablied hold of the machine and shook j it. The penny remained stuck fust. I He put down his luggage, his coat and umbrella, took out a new knife, opened a hawk blade and with it strove to re cover his money. The people ran against him, swore at him. almost knocked him down. He broke the blade of his knife, and just then a man hurrying to catch a train stumbled over the valise, pot his foot hung in the armhole of the overcoat, plunged forward, kicked the valise open and smashed a bottle of horse liniment. The man dropped his knife nnd ran after his valise, und when he jrathereil up the fragments of his b::g;rujre and his torn coat he returned to tiie slot machine to find that some one had stolen his knife. Hut he didn't swear. He simply s:iid: "And they call this civilization." Mexican ENTERTAINMENT, Mustang ... i Liniment i for Burns, Caked & Inflamed Udders, Piles, Rheumatic Pains, Bruises and Strains, Running Sores, Inflammations, Stiff joints, Harness if: Saddle Sores, Sciatica, Lumbago, Scalds, Blisters, Insect Bites, All Cattle Ailments, All Horse Ailments, All Sheep Ailments, The Dalles, Portland and Ji Navigation Co. THROUGH Freioat aafl Passenoer Line GREAT VALUE For; LITTLE MONEY. WEEKLY NEWS OF THE WORLD FOR A TRIFLE. Through cepted) IsHween lltli I ail) lll v.-uuuays r bot ween 'The Palled and Port land. Ktfuiiier K'.'t'iil.Uor leaves 1 he DulleH at 7 a. in., connecting at the Can ! cade, liocks with Steamer l)allen City. ' Steamer Pallets City leave? l'ortland I (Yamhill st. dock at" ti a. in., connect- iiitf with Steamer Keiruhitor for The i Dal leu. i r,NsrNn:i; k.uks. Hew York Weekly Tribune a tventv-uu;e journal. i the leading Kepuhlieim family puner of tlm I'nited Statea. It Ih b NATIONAL FAMILY I'Al'KK, and givi-i , the general new of the I'nited State. It "iveti the events of foreiim IiiiuIh in a nutshell. It Ali UKT I TTKA I. department hint no ,. perior iu the country. It MAKKKT ItlTOKTS are rnenuuix,.,! thorltv. Separate departmenlH forTHK FAMILY' OIKCLF., OI'R YOKNtl FOLKS, and HOIF.NCF ANI M IX 1 1 AMOS. ltn IHMK ANI SOCIFTY columns rouimand the aduiiratioii of the wives n,j datthtera. It ironerul political now, editorial and (iiacunHioun sre comprehensive, brilliant and exhaustive. TIIK A SI'KCIAL CONTRACT enable WF.KKLY CHUONICLi: for un to oiler this iplendid journal u, One wav . Round trip .2 00 :j.tK DOG AND COYOTE. The Ilunted Wolf nt Lat Turna Vpon the llnuiKtn. There were three of us in a wnpm driving from Spri";rdale, on the rail road, to Hunter's in,t .Spriufs. says the Northwest Magazine. We hail forded the slour.'h that during the m'iisuii of high water iu the Yellow, the approaches to the I riur tilling the wagon box an'! horses almost off their f -o( the swirl of the current, dogs from the hotel j.uneii tirtna a r.dl.'-facctl yellow lighting :-.;.iiths. lie v along on the hor "Look up, and not down," if you're a suffering woman. Every one of the bodily troubles that come to women only has a guarantttd cure in Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. That will bring you eafe and certain help. It's a powerful general, aa well aa uterine, tonic and nervine, and it builds up and invigorates the entire female system. It regulates and promotes all the proper functions, improves digee tion, enriches the blood, brings refresh ing sleep, and restores the health and ""'f"1' I ' ' in it u-olf anil "cr.i ,t Tl,.. For ulceration, displacement, bearing-, landlord yelled encoun r -i'l nt to down sensations, periodical pains, and , Stub, the dog-, but Stub jia.i r.o mind all "female complaints," "Favorite Pre scription" is the only guaranteed rem edy. If it ever fails to benefit or cure, you have your money back. Colonel So Ada caught her baron, eh? Do yon consider her well married? Mrs. Hamfat v'stifilv' Well, I gue?s! cut off the water ta!;inr the times in no of the us on terra cur with no as trottiii'r road a few nxls ahead of when there came lop- in; aero. : the open country a biff coyote. ns'iUiiirr straight fir him. Away went the i'oj: and aiU".' him the wolf. The ;: maiie a Man.! aiu! took a nip nt tho wolf; then the v ol; ran ami the do; puiv-ued, but a.-, m on as the do.'r had overtaken his t i..' . he changed his mind about attachi:',' him and turned back. Now the wolf -.-nincd courap-r and took up the chase, runnin; the yellow cur clear up to the porch of the hotel at the springs. The party in the team jrot a tro-Jil deal of fun out of the novel, turn-about hunt. Mcndenhall, the landlord, whipped up the team and we bounced alonr at a tremendous pace, shouting: Penetrates Muscle, Membrane and Tissue Quickly to the Very Seat of Pain and Ousts it in a Jiify. Rub in Vigorously. Mustang Liniment conquer! Pain, fllakes flan or Beast well aaiu. Freight Rales Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out tie lay at Cascades. Shipments lor l'ortland received at any time day or night. Shipment for wav laudinc must lie delivered before ' 6 p. in. Live stock nhipmentH solicted. ' Call on or address. W. C. ALLAWAY, ) ml A)itt' OREGON THE-DALLES. J F. FORD, Evannelist, lt Mntne. Iowh. nrlttM unilor ilni- M Mun'li as, lvi): S. 11. Mki. JIkg. Co., Dufur, Oregon. (itntlemen : On arriving home lat week, 1 found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who hail wanted away to 'M pounds, ir now well, strong and vigorous, and well tleshetl up. S. it. Cough Cure has done its work well, lloth of the children like it. Y our b. II. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. Ax electric railway mail service has So Kive il 10 every one, with greeting ONE YEAR FOR ONLY $1.75, OabIi lxi AcItthiico. (The regular subscription for the two piiHri is $2.50.) KI'imrUIl-TIOS MAY llKtilN AT ANY TIME. Address all ordeis to CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO. V rite vour name and aihlrcM on a postal card, semi it to deorgn W. IUi Ivoom Tribune Ilulhliiig, New Y'ork City, ami a sample copy of THE Ntt YOKK W hi. K 1. 1 l KllH'M. will be inalleil to you. POIMTERS. been established in Montreal. An extension ladder for upper berths of sleein;.' cars ha.-, I e.-n ileviseil. The brill iai:ce of caudh- llamc can be measured with compasses and calpers. Plneapplf juice is a valuable medi cine for indigestion and thront trou bles. The two swiftest runners of the ani mal creation are the kangaroo and the ostrich. Eaki.y Christians inherited their be lief in witchcraft from their pagan forefathers. j Oii::EK national elections are held; every four years. The polling places are churches. for all. Wishing yon pronmritv, wo art' Yours, Mit. & .Mita. J. , Foimj. Ifrou with tofctsl fro-.Ii and cheerful, snd ready (or tho SprtnR woik, cleanu 7 our lyitem with the Headache and Urer Cure, by taking tworti three duaea each week. Mold under a poittlve Kuara.itev. 50 cvnti per bottle tiv nil dnirirtiit- J. a. tcnc. Hrealilent. J. M. l"ATTMON, i.'aahler. first Rational Bank. THE DALLES. - - OREGON i for a tussle with the ti: j louff-uosed brute, and . j ?ain the shelter of the 1 unvote trotted off a..T' "What things a fe hasn't his r,mn one of the men in low v ilii liii 1.. .'nil. Pa didn't hire two bishops, four rectors and the mayor to do the job and then have a slip-up, you bet. When person? are weak and languid, from sickness or overwork, feel debil itated and depressed, it is an indication that the blood is out of order, aud th"y need help to throw off the miserable feeling. The best remedy for this pur pose is Ir. J. IL McLean's Strength ening Cordial and Blood Purifier. It re stores lost strength, gives vigor to cir culation, promotes good appetite and a VVELCO.l Thoae Who Are AMf to Pay What They Strii). I "What do yor. do with ldeptoma- I niacs?" was the question rec jntly put i ; to the propiietor of c. lanre iiop. I "We send them bills for what the- j ' take when we know them. K they are 1 strangx-rs. we act accordin',' to cireum- i j stances. A few days ago a lady was in ' i the shop with her daughter a Wauti- ! ful little pirl of twelve years. The I 1 girl was seen slipping a roll of costly ! j ribbon into her satchel. We :poke to ! 1 the mother, who became indignant. ! tLa I K.. t:n..lw.l . .' .... I now 01 cneerlul sptnts. I'nce f 1.00 per , that we were mistak,,n, when it was bottle. For sale by the Snites-Kinersly ! found to pont.iin thrn.. linn.iUr.r- ,r,.t')othed, , happy to I . -e when he , remarked ! A General ilankiiig Business transacts) Deposits received, stlliject to (right Ih-alt or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on ilay ot collection. Hight and Telegraphic Kxchang- sold on j New Y'ork, San Francisco and l'ort i laud. THIEVES. Well for Ul W ROTOK 1. 1'. Tl'OMt'SON. Jmo. ft. Kl. M. VVtl.l.lAMH, liHU. A H. M. llKAI.1.. I.1KMK. The Dalies aily and llfeeldy Ohromcle. Drug Co. ft Whoulil lie In Erery llouae ' J. E. Wilson, oTl Clay St., Sharps-! burg, Pa., says he will not be without Dr. King's New Discovery for consump-1 tion, coughs and colds, that it cured his j wife who was threatened with pneumonia after an attack of "la grippe," when various other remedies and several phy-1 sicians had done her no good. Itobert Barber, of Cooksport, Pa., claims Dr. 1 paid?" chiefs, two paint of gloves, and the rib- i bon. All these articles had been ap- propriated." 1 "That was a plain case of stealing. : What did you do?" ' "Well, we took the things back anil said nothing. We can't afford to ar- j rest wealthy people and injure our trade by making enemies among our j rich cusomers. "Y'ou were speaking of sending out bills lur stolen gootls; are thev ever lor Infants and Children. Caatoria promntfln TJifreation, aiid overcomes Fiatuleuy, Conajtipation, Kour Btomoch, DiarrhcFtt, and FeverUhnesA Thus the child is rendered healthy and it-; sleep natnraL Caatoria contaiiu no Morphine or other narcotic property. "CaatorU la so well adaptor! to children that I recommend lb aa auperior to anr prearriptKm known to me. H. A. Akchkb. M. !., Ill Sooth Oxford lit., liruoklyn, K. Y. " For several years I haro rerommerSled your Cirtjria,1 and shall always conliniia to do aa ItnaauiTariAoly produced beneficial r-wulta. Knwiir V. 1'ardee. M. I)., 12th Street and 7th Are., Mew York City. "Tho use. of 'CaMorta la an nnirenvil and Its niefita ao well known that It seems a work of supererotratlon to endorse it. 'ew am Ute in telutrent famlllea who do not keep Oaatorla wiLUiueasy reacb." CuiLoa IUhttk, T). D., New York City. Tb CsMTAoa CoMPAjrr, 77 Hurray Stmt, K. Y. FRENCH & CO., BANKERS. ri'.c-ji . . i.l Sr.KAI.HANKiKU UUHlNKatl 01 i'rij issued available in the Kaatern Mates. SgM Kxcbange and Telegrajihic iraiisfen'soldou New York, Chicago, St. Iiuis, San Francisco, Portland Oregon, Seattle Wash., and various points In lr voii and Wasliington. Collections maile at all points on lav-o-ahl terms. i'Hi: CIIKOMCLK was ustablishfd for tho ex press purpose of faithfully representing Tho Dallo6 and the surrounding country, and the satisfying effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. It now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher man, Gilliam, a largo part of ('rook, Morrow and Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re gions north of The Dalles, hence it ia tho best medium for advertisers in tho Inland Empire. The Daily ('hi:o.mclk is published every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted at $0.00 ier annum. The Wf.kkly Ciikomci.k on Fridays of each week at $l..r)(.) p(.r annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO, Tlxo iDetllois. Oroeou. I Si. Mary's Academy j , THE DALLES, OR. EE-OPENS SEPTEMBER 3d, 1894. King's New Discovery has done him more good than anything he ever used for lung trouble. Nothing like it. Try it. Free trial bottles at Snipes & Kin ersly's. He I wieh I could take a nap every afternoon, because it makes me so much brighter in the evening. She What a pity you can't. Detroit Free Press. NOTICK FOU PUBLICATION. Timber-Culture, Filial I'rool. f. 8. Lamd Office, Thi ImIImi, (r..i lift. -".I, I ' ii. i Economy and ArtlMee. ., . ,,, ... The duchess of llukinghf--. in her Kvery mother should know that croup , ..(jiim of Fourr(.ntim,nt.V' tellH an can be prevented. The first symptom of amasinir -Maori htory lwlontrine to the Always where the person is a klep- : tomaniac. We never have any trouble j in that way. I have known of hops which kept a regular list of kleptoma- j macs. Whenever tiu'v lust anvthinir they sent hill to all of them. As they I h" !" .''.T!7,,'!","? "'V? r"" J , has tuii ni)tH'- 1 inl'-nlioii to make limil i,nMif all bettled lor the hlib?u ifixxla, you ; before lUKibT an I Kwviver at tiieir oiinw in can imagine that the business was a ,""' '". '.' Haturdav, tue ath ilaj of . ,, .. 1'ic-mlxT, 1HM, on timuei cnltnr.. hi nlimtiou profitable one, can t you." No i.117. f..r the WS NK1.. n-i iiwu sV',.. ami ! UK'. BVVJ41 ol acrtfon No. JO, In biw imhip No. i I t)iui, rHiiire 10. i .eMKi. llOAIlDINfi AND DAY MCIIOOL KOIl tilRLH. ,-tnUw per term of t'n W4-ekn, payabit- in lulvalice: B.winl anrl Tuition 941 no Kntranee Keei,ayablv biltouccj h m Ittil ami liivl'llntr ;i ih IiiKtriiiiieiital Mniin, Tyiuvwrltliiir, Teli-ifMphy, DrawliiK anil falntiiiK form entriichaniiii. Krenoh, i,errnnii, lxtln, Nelluwors ami Vor-al Mul' tauirht frwof rlmrire u nttnlnr t-'i il In. RAThrt KH DAY FIil"lli.-,,fo,Horlu iwr t;nu aeeoiilinir to a;rile. or lurtlier iMrUeulnri aiMreaa. nl.VihK MI.I'KRtOK. FIRST CLHSS r P a it! an! H t I SI q CAN BE HAD AT THE true croup is hoarseness. This is fol- i lowed by a peculiar rongh cough. If Chamberlain's Cough Remedy ia given freely as soon as the child becomes hoarse or even after the cough has de veloped it will prevent the attack. 50 rent bottles for sale by lilakeley & Houghton, druggists. Strayed. From the fair grounds, one black mare, white hind foot, small white spot in forehead, and one light sorrel horse, white bind foot, small white strip in face and saddle marked, both branded on left stifle. Horse also branded A on the right hind leg. A liberal reward will be paid for information which will lead to their recovery, by the under signed. A. S. JIacalmhtkh, period when these natives were at war with Ln''lantl. All sorts of tricks went on, Mich a are not only fair but commendable in war. When the Maoris were in want of bullets they used to show a dummy in the bush; of course, it was immediately fired at. A man in the background pulled it down by a string. "Oh!" thought the llritish sol diers, "we've done for him." f 'peame the dummy again, cautiously; He namt-a a witneHHen: A. F. IIavn, Dufur, Oreion: 1-rnnk Hathaway, Klwanl iirlilin, Reu ben llavnen. Hoytl, Ortiron. octll ilee.) JA3. If. MOOKE, Kegiiter. NOTICE FOU PLT.LICATION. Timber La ml, Act June 3, l;t. I.Asn Office, The linNi-n. Or., rt. T,. Is'U Notice i l.eretiy riven thatln com pi in net; with the proTtftton of the act of .onirr-n of .lune:t, 1S7S, enlitlnl "An act for thealol timber laul In th- ttatnnof California, ir-iroii, Nevada aifl 1 v. DIliKIon lerrlbiry," Ijtr-ayelb- liavln, of KiiiFley, t'ounly of Vhico, Hbile if Ortiron, haa ttiiMilay filial in 'thin office hit sworn ntxtemen., 1,'inr.l , "" u" piircliaaeol the N VV 1 4 Nt1.' ill acetloll J.tllK- I v.. t,, ,..w.,,hln N'f '1 k.,,,11, p.i.o,. 1 uang: went. Itie lirilisn rules, imwn et. and will oII.t inif ti tiow thai the Inn. I fell dummy, and this went on till oim; 1 '''""' ' more valuable for n timber or .i.,m , . than for Mirrlculiiiriil piirtio-. and ti et illih worsti marksman than usual cut tliu hi-cbom u.-.o. i,,uli bvf..re the Ke,n.i..r and dummy's rope. No .Miiori would tfo up Kfciverof thuofliee nt The Dull. .. ''rtiron, on ,, , ., . i feKtnrday, the ulii day of lanuarv. ii-.',. the tree to t.plice it, for that exposure H. .. W,P'..: K..t .,1Vh..w.Tim meant certain death. The bullets were . Mnyhew. Ilenrr May hew, iv-re,hiuo btt-n of all taken out of a little enrth bank i'l'T, H.fml. ,.dver,ev the which the .Maoris hail made Ix.-hind the , above fwriieil Inndt are r. 'iii' "i. d i.. ii!c their tree where the dummy npfK-ared, anil 5i1"n"f(.")V,V; ' '" '"' 'l,,y "' i'iT u-il ov r iif.'ain. It was a lone;1 M-t.ii'irj Jas. MooliK. cii-t'-r tin.. L, i ic this ai'tiilc- was discovered. Undertakinir Establishment. ' 'WV;i x sXXTrrz PRINZ & NJTSCIIKK DKAI.KKH IN Furniture and Carpets. We have added to our business ! complete Lmlertaking Kstablishinent, and iii we are in no way connected with the Undertakers' Trut , our prices wil be low ai rordinirlv. CHRONICLE OFFICE Reasonably Ruinous Rotes. Blakeley Sc Houghton, DRUGGISTS, 175 Second Street, full lino A The Dalles, Oregon Medicines, of all tho Staiid.arfl Piitont Drugs, ChemicalH, Etc. .'.-ARTISTS MATERIALS.--'- Country and Mail Order will receive prompt attention. I