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THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1834.
JR cYrrr a .ocxxi deal cf ground
lr. IVrce' Gv!dcn MoJk-aI
eoverv. And when you boar that
it cares so niar.y diseases, perhaps
you think - it's too pxJ to I true."
But it's only reasonable. As ft
blood cleanser, flesh - builder, and
tren:;th-ivsir.r, nothing like the
Disooverv " is kuown to medical
oience. The diseases that it cures
come from a torpid liver, or from
impure blooU. tor overruling 01
this nature, i; is the only ffuaran-
Ued remedy. Ia Drgpepisia, Kil-
iousnes ; all Cronchiai, Throat and .
Lan" affections; crerv form of
Scrofula, even Consumption (or
T.itv.cT-..r.if;il.i i in ir rr srapv
, . . n ci.; l-i i
alio. 111 ilir 4llo. . n . ' t v : ... .'Mil win
Sca'.n DiseaM?s if i: ever fails to ;
benefit
moner
or cure,
back.
voa have vour
The worst cases of Chronic
Catarrh in the Head, yield to
Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
So certain is it that its mak
ers offer $500 reward for an
incurable case.
'Well, Pawkins.how's politics? Goinj
run far office this fall?" 'Jope.
to
This is a bad tine." "That's so. There
are a lot of investigating committees
aroend. A statesman can't make rnnch
more than his salary these days."
Harper's Bazar.
Ikeafaaaa ( an nut b Clrcd
By local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is on'.y one way to cure Deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Trainees is caused by an inflamed ren
dition of the mncons lining of tiie
Eustachian Tube. When this tube pe:
inflamed you have a rumbling sound or j
imiwriVrt hwirintr and when it iaont'rv'.v 1
cloeed Peafneea is the result, and cniess 1
the inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to its normal condi
tion, bearing will be destroyed forever :
nine cass ont of ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing bat an in
flamed condition of the mucoas surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Doliart f r
any ease of Deafness caused by catarrh
that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. J. CHEXEV A Co., Toledo, 0.
Sold by Druggists, 7-jc.
Uncie George Are joa learning much
at school? Little Xephiew Yee,indeei,
I'm learning to sit still, an' not taik. an'
not make any noise, an' git op an' sit
down, an' march an iota of thing.
Etreet A Smith's Good N'eas.
A
first
TLcaaer.
Since its first introduction, electric
bitters has gained rapid: y in popular
favor, until now it is clearly in the lead
among pure medicinal tonics and alter
natives containing nothing which per
mits its rise as a beverage or intoxicant,
it is recognized as the beet and pnrest
medicine fur all ailments of stomach,
liver or kidnevs. It awll cure sick head
ache, indigestion, constipation ana drive ;
materia from the system. atisfactioD
guaranteed with each bottle or the
money will be refunded. Price onlv 50c. 1
per bottle, fro'd by Snipe it Kinersly. I
.v . 71 . . . , , , . I
' De trouble wif de ladders ob success 1
1 j j t- , t-, I
in use now-er-days. sa.d Tncl Eben. j
d,t tLeT '' s'-rong enough in de
finta. When yoh gits pooty clos ter de
top bey's li'ble ter break an' drap ver."' '
Washington Star. !
!
Whiie in Chicago, Mr. Charles L.
Kahler, a prominent shoe merchant of '
lee Moiiiee, iowa, had quite a ieriou-1
time of it. He took eucn a eevere cold
that he could hardly talk or navigate,
bat the prompt ne of ChaaiberiaicV
Cngh Remedy cared him to quickly
tbt other at tne hotel who Lad lad
cold followed hi example and half a
doxeo prune ordered it from the ner
eet dmjr etore. Tbey were profuse in
their thank to Mr. Kabler for telling
them bow to cure a bad cold to qnickl.
For laie byBlakeley 4 Houghton Vrof
fiat. Customer The penknife you cold me
ia o aoft that tbe blade ia dull before I
get through iharpeoine a pencil, fctreet
vender Yah. Iat ia to ven yon cornea
to aharpen de point againut your thumb
too on't cot younelfe. New York
Week'v.
Bmcklvm'a
The best aaive in the world for cut,
broiaem, aorea, nicer, aa!t rheum, fever
ore, trtter, chapped hand, chilblain,
eorn. and all kio eruption, and poei
tiviy cure piiee, or oo pay reqmrwl
It i c-uarantel to rive perfect atifac
txti. or mom-y reinnded. Price 25 wnt
per Un. For tale try r-nipea A. Kin-
amntavr Call.
All county warrant rrjriatred prior
tn January 1. lsl, will I paid on pre
rntation at my off.ee. Intercut ceaae
after K-pt. 10th. W. Micrbu,
C'Kintv T'aJU'T.
HAD A POWER OF ETERNITY.
BUkm Was la Lmmi Lawrn Bat mumm
a lnc amd lima.
"Speaking of the term 'power of attorney.-
" said a well-known lawyer
the other day to a New York Eveniujr ,
Sun uuin. "reminds me of a little inei- j
dent that occurred to Judp-e and
myself last spring up in Suihvan coun- j
ty. We were out for a week" trouting j
and determined to poach on the pre-
serve of a tishiuir club which had Re- j
cured coutrvl of the river for a ditanee j
of several miles and where puMic fish- i
inp was strictly forbidden. We knew
that part of the creek was guarded by I
an old Irishman in the employ of the 1
club. v ho patrolled the banks, aeeom- ;
panied by a fenx-ious-lt)kiujr bull dog !
and a gnn idenutied with the revolu- ;
tionary period, but we decided to take t
chances rather than re'.urn with empty !
creels. So on the following morning, j
just at the peep of day. we sneaked up i
the creek, through the woods, and ;
struck in at a point just out of sight of j
the clubhouse. We had a riorums
time until about nine o'clock and had .
eU our ereels to the crowding point
wnen suddenly oid Mike, with ui dog- I
ud pun. appcarvJ on the opposite i
bank. 'Hey. ye divilsl Come out o'
thot: he shouted. ( pretended not
to hear, meanwhile edging- over toward
tne opposite nana.
' "Av vez don't come out Oi'll sic-me
dir on yez!" roared Mike. This time I
looked np. but pretended not to under
stand. ''Yesr I shouted back, 'it's a fine
I 'A foine day is it?" bellowed the j
j irate Celt: "Shure ye'll think it's a j
j dommed bad day if yez don't come over j
: here out o' thot" And Mike be pan to j
finyer the antique musket ominously. 1
i I Wtran to think it was time to tempor
ize. !
Iiv what authority do von order us
i out of this streamT I asked as severely '
1 as I could. j
" "lie what autoority is it"' screamed '
Mike, 'be what autority? Shure an' I
j I'd have yez know thot I've full power i
j av eternity over the creek, an' av yez j
I don't come out Til blow the top o' yer j
j heads off!' :
j "This was too much. We diilu't mind j
j the dop or the pun. but a "full jower of j
eternity' was something- we di-ic't want j
1 to contend with, so we yielded and left I
I the stream." j
WHY HE QUIT GAMBLING.
A Tlnrtniaa W ho Ta lifauiMd
of Hlnr-
alf lur Winning. 1
That a man should look after money ,
lost in gambling with penitent eyes '
and vow never arain to I- tempted to
like 6inful f. uishness seems not so
stranre. liut Ut-n. Maury, in his
oliections of a Virginian." tells
llec- ;
how 1
he was led to a nimiiar decision by an
opposite experience. The occurrence
took place while he was an instructor j
at West l'olnt. j
We had a very jovial and humorous j
set of vounir officers at the academv for I
! several years after the Mexican war. !
j and great kindnes.of feeling prevailed, j
I We plaved whist, dime point, faro and
brag at the same moaerale rate, it was
noted that at faro we almost invaria
bly broke the bank.
Crne winter I was laid np for many j
weeks by an injury to my leg. received
while riding, and my room, during all !
that time, was the gatlierinjr place 1
after dinner. The card table was I
drawn up to my bed. and I played mv
hand until tired and sleepy. '
One nirht we were playing br&g, and j
as I became drowsy, little Frank Clarke
said he would piay my hand for me 1
whiie I slept. When I awoke, the next '
morning. I found under icy pillow the
greatest amount I had ever won at
cards. t
I r-flectd that it was a demoralizing
amusement: that avarice, the basest of
human passions, was its movie? im
pulse: that often, at the card tabie. I
observed some show of feelintr that 1
left an unpleasant remembrance against
a comrade, and that none of us could '
afford to win or lose even a few dollars;
ao I ceased all play for money, and have
been glad of it ever since.
DO FISH FEEL PAIN?
AaaJotr Pokau to th coo-iaaiaB That
Hooking- In ot riranant. !
..... , , 1
There is little douut. remarks tne j
PaU )Iali ,,attc. that the toik Umt
nh tiling little pain when they are !
hooked and kil.ed. or h.;ked and" lost. '
is chiefly cant. All analory pint to
tne conclusion that it must be extreme-
ly unpleasant f ir a fish, however coid-
bloooed a creature he be. to be caupht
OD nxk anl ilrapjred out of his !
j element, .a; lae same lime It seems to (
be an estaolisaed fact that h.ih in many
cases jn for?et the wounds inflicted 1
by a hook.
A pike struck hard by a many
hooked minnow ha been known to
come arain at the bait in a few min- ,
utes: and .Mr. ilai'ord. in one of his
book, tells us that he once left a '
wickham in a (rraylir.g- of atjmt three
pounds, which about a quarter f an
hour later he hooked and killed with
another fly. An autopsy having ben
performed the wickham was discov
ered in the stomach of the (rraylin(r.
top-ether with a jrreat mas of partially
dig-estl natural flies. A treacherous
hook broke in the mouth of a Wye
trout the other clay. Yet the fish rse
strain in toout hour time, and was '
duly brought iutothe creel a beauti
ful healthy pounder, with a wound in
the mouth, caused by the broken hook. :
it had manatred to disJ-Mipe.
How BwetlM Ita-Tr.n'1 Thraoavlvam.
Beetle have other defenses ti.au
their cuiraftn. such a nan ous or caus
tic liquid which they expel on provo
cation, and an Lfttrlish scten'.int has
found that certain beetles actually
exude their bl'id. chaired w itb nox
ious product. h far he tnds the prac
tice cjnfiaed to the chrysomelidre. some
of the timarcha . adamonia. the cw.-clne-lide
and the m-loi(ijp. The l.i'xxl of
the coccineli in- has a strong disagreea
ble odor like that of the whole insect:
that of the t:niarch? is cMl'iriess but
Lam an aatrinsrent fUr'tr. and in the
cae of the timarchie primeliodeiv i
venomous. Ther'-,.-! of the meioiUae
eon tain much cuctnaridia.
Mexican !
Mustang
Liniment
for
Burns,
Caked & Inflamed Udders.
Piles,
Rheumatic Pains,
Bruises and 5trains,
Running Sores,
Inflammations,
Stiff joints.
Harness & Saddle Sores,
Sciatica,
Lumbago,
Scalds,
Blisters,
Insect Bites,
All Cattle Ailments,
All Horse Ailments,
All Sheep Ailments,
Penetrates Muscle,
Membrane and Tissue
Quickly to the Very
Seat of Pain and
Ousts it in a Jiffy.
Rub in Vigorously.
.Mu.ttang Liniment conquers
Cain,
Makes ."Van or Beast well
ain.
MISSING LINKS.
Pouct wes in Austria must under
stand telegraphy. '
Patti has a rold v-ateh only three
fourths of un inch in diameter. i
tn ta :.!. !o pot;-.! cr-.!s arr nsed.
every day in the Cnited tate&.
Is I'rani-e. llelp-ium and several other
European eountries all election art
hi-Id -a uniiar. I
I a.u:'.i ? i.:v.-rees for tne past twen
ty T'-n, have ju; t lven figured up and
.h-y aniicnt to ot!y 1 10. j
Tsrr. wat-r that p'r over the falU
at ."ia-ara s vrashini: the r-K-k away'
tt the rate of five yards in four yrrs-- i
T;;:-:i:r ere m"re artesian will in
.';'.." a iti ar;y i.ther .;;.te in
t tij county i!'.i:a.. four
t. .-e.i r:. 1 j. --ven nu.:i v. li.
V rt-v, the L'..-i-tri -tl K.iiaeet'
there ar- rci--c !t i-lievinc
tlit tho Ir.c-.loti i rain U the real
cause of li-htniijg.
FRUIT EUDS.
Gf:r.Eff currants maue fro! nauce or
pies.
HiinrRRT jam ha, no superior amonj.'
the i-aiK-""-T.:;:
currant is a native of the north.
per':.;:-., f ii. iltnd.
1 .' T hrjre the currants too ript
when siakinc jelly: but they must not
W jTret-n.
Iv njtikiiijr raspirry j-lly. add con
biiicrb'e currant juice; the Savor will
not be unpaired.
A (TELiJT hush will (rrow almnxt
anywhere. &nrl pive pood return for
even indifferent care.
Rahi-beruili' are Vest w hen plucked,
fresh and ripe, from the bunhea and
immediately tisJ end ho ara other
berriea. 'iood H us4-kr-pinf. !
i or IxUaata aad CUlidrs-n.
Cator4a prtwot IMgwrtio,
and
ovenxnuea Pituieory, Cottstifjation, Sour
ftomarh, IHrrho, and FevsrishueM.
Tnn the chud ia rmdered bnalthy and it
levp aatwraX Caatwia contain no
Morphine or other narcotic propertv.
" raatnrfe is wo wn adapb to chMm that
I rmKmamd a m vejr to aat p, mj iptMJO
kaunlom." H. A. loin M. l..
1U Sooth Oxford be, broucija. X. T.
" Tw mmni ymr I bsv raanmaMaCM jour
-cvuiriA.- no nii ajwars ecmtracM u oo
am it aam invarmMM prodoml bnmHWnaJ rwulta.
Lrri r . runt M. L
ESth 8tm( and 7ta Arat, Jiaw York Ci:y.
"Toe mm of 'Qmatorta, ta ao uulianml asd
lia aMOTta ro wail uowa thai a i ina a vork of
aipwratina to mnUirmn R- t ear am tea rn
leliirrat famillva wdo do aot ktmp Oaatona
wauineaay raaca."
Caaiioa Umrm. V. X).,
Jw Tor City.
Ta CawrACB Cowp&aV, TT ttafrmr Suwat, K. T.
&wTOBHlBTa-wwTaHaHI
WANTED.
To purchase five doi-n early uriet,
trahnia or Plymouth hock, cro pre
ferred. Price rj.'iO rr d wen. Gallon
or aldreea
F.li. M. H ikklK.i.
2Vlrij. Lndep:rt.O'.
mm
Li
HUM
; Tfee Dalles, PcrM and Atforia
Navigation Co.
frr
THROUGH
:FteilmflPas5fLH6;
1 Through Dailv Itii Sundays ex
' cepted Iet ween "The Dalies and Port-:
; land. Steamer Regulator leaves The .
I Dalles at 7 a. nu, conne-tiiig at the Ca-
cade Locks with Meamer Ialirs City.:
! Steamer Dalies Citv leaves Portland
1 lYamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect-1
' ine with Steamer Kegulator for The
IV.les.
CASHKX-CK KATK.
j One a ay - 00,
j Round trip . 3.00
! Freight Rates Greatly Reduced, j
' All freight, except car lots,
be brought through, -aith-
j out delay at Cascades.
Shipments for Portland received at !
'. any time day or night. Shipmeute for
' sit landings' must 1 delivered before ,
' h p. m. Live stock shipments solicted.
. Call on or address.
W. C. ALLAWAY,
Uoaorml l(tlt.
B. F. LAUGH LIN,
Gaaeral Maaacar.
THE-DALLES.
OREGON
THOSE
WHO WISH .
Glass, Lime, Cement,
PLASTER, LATH.
Picture Frames,
OQflCHlHERY
Shafting, Pulleys, Belting,
Engine and Boiler,
C1LL AXD SCE
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
riAJ.in A .KNKk.AL hA.vktNt. BriilhEne
Ltte' of t'riit ;miel available in tne
haeterti ftat.
iht Exctianire and Teieraphic
franpfereao.rfon New York, Chicago, St.
Ixm:. han Franrisco, Portland Oregon,
--att.e Waeh., and variou point in Or
wm and Waehinrton.
Collection made at all point on fav.
'CSV" e
I J F. FOBD, ETaisilsl
U Im Mnmra, lows, wr.toi nnder 4M m
j Karch 2t, 1:
i K. B. Mt. Mro. Co.,
rufnr, reiriii.
On arrivinir boui lu": meek, I found
ail we!! and anzioueiv aaaiting. Our
iirtie ifiri. eiirht and one-half year old.
mho had maxted away to lis pound, if
now weii. tron and vitforous, an,d wel.
fieotn-d np. S. B. Coutrh Car ha done
H mor well. Both of the children like
it. Yonr K. B. Oiujrh Cure ha cured
and kept amay all boarsenew from me.
e:v it to every one, with (rreetinjf
for all. Winning you proeperity, we are
Your, Me. A Mb, i. f." Fobd.
I.' ynu wimb to feel Irwi and elsrrful,a4 nmAj
lur tli sprtn , rlcariM tour aTnteia wttfc
ti Hsalai-he anil U Cut, or uaina two m
Itirve diaa aarb werk.
Mold ondcr a ponlU niarmawc.
46 ocou per botn. bj mil drugii
NOTICE FOP. PUBLICATION.
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srpt s, t
Notice I. herrbr riven that to loliowing.
naml wrf.lrf lia riiwl flitK ( hr Intention U
nie 6a! .r.r( In aupport of bin rialm and that
aid proof will ir ml Ik(o tlia rui.ler and
r-riT at Th hmiim. Orfim, od rt. j,
'M. rU
ratrlrk E
rmrrrllf.
lid E. No . f th
. ht l.t. ip I n. r It r. a M
fir namm tnr filir,winir witri u pr,vr hit
eontlniKru rwatd-nec np-iri and ruUiati'm oj
aai1 Mind, viz Wi.uarn lfrt.ir, laac V Mom
iKiid. '! L laetiport. r rauk r Taylor, a l
of Tbr laiia.
JA T rM'KRE, kralatar.
Estrayed.
Cam ! n-T nar Rv-n. nt-rt:t tl.
f l Mv. 1.1. a tmj iwI0 hot., ri-rtwn Im i
s'.d I- oifl. b'ai'O.d P on ,-f I nr.'tiini.. !
Tri. ownr ha sarrte f,T m' Snr t tma !
nrt. Nt.O pasturiuf. Ha K'Hfkf?'.S 1
"! im .V o , or '
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