THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 1894.
The Weekly Ghroniele.
OFFICIAL PAPER OF WASCO COUNTY.
Cured at the rMstolBee at lua lallea. Oresou
as second -claaa matter.
eXHSCKirTION RATES.
BT Hill., riMTADK TUFilD, IN ADVAXCS.
One rear H J
Mi mout-8
nne nonllu
AdYsrtislroT rates reasonable, and made known
a avplu-atiou.
Address all eommiiulcatious to "THE CRRON
lCLK." The Dalles, Oregon.
IV Aw'v and HVriy CkronieU iiy
W found on Kilt at I. V. Xicktlttn'i tlort.
TtUphone No. 1.
DAURA ON
WOMAN SUFFRAGE.
Vary
I'lthy Keuiaras Froaa
Clavar Correspondent.
A lot of silly people of both sexes,
who ought to be enclosed in a hermet
toal luoaticaboose are going to write up
woman lutTrae soon, Bill Nye lately
gaTe us an extension dose on the same
abject. His remarks were too sweep
to hold much force, but perhaps that is
the reason Billy generalized. Although
I was always a great admirer of Billy's,
1 have felt rather suspicious of him
since. Whether Mr. Nye has his eye on
the presidential chair in 1S96, or
whether he is fearful of becoming a
widower, or has a notion of migrating to
Salt Lake, I cannot tell. I have not the
opportunity of searching for the darkey
in the fence, but feel sure he is there.
Any way I think it is a pity Billy
honld have wasted his sweetness on so
much desert air, for not one-fifth of the i
women in the United Sates will ever
know what a beautiful tribute he paid
to their wing-like tendencies and all
around cleverness.
I have labored under the. impression
that women have voted, more or less,
indirectly, ever since the domestic ar
rangement in Eden. I have no doubt
Mrs. Nye has had considerable experi
ence in indirect voting; most married
women have. If they don't they gen
erally get a divorce, or at least run
away with a better looking man.
Woman in her natural element is no
doubt an angel, but a large majority of
her sex knows nothing of politics, cares
less, and has no earthly nee for suffrage.
They can neither eat, wear, nor hen
peck it; neither can they very well sit
on it in that much-disputed middle
ground, the street car. If the "bache
lor girl" (ho, by the way, has been
granted an extension of time ten whole
years), or the hay widow wants to vote
he can enjoy "the substance of things
hoped for, the evidence of things not
aeen," by casting the matrimonial lariat
over the head of one of those monstrosi
ties that encases itself in the "slippered
pantaloon. For my part, were I given
the freedom of the ballot I would wrap
it with some of my neglected 1st of Jan
nary resolutions and bury them with
the mouldering memories of other days,
and if in "the sweet bye and bye'' pro
hibition, or the restriction of foreign
immigration should compose a part of
some party platform, I would resurrect
my buried privilege and take my place
in the procession to the polls.
Dacha,
Keal Estata Tranaaetiona.
AN ALL-NIGHT TOWN.
Tha Mama of flam bars A pa Opaa Evaty
Hoar ha tha Twenty-Four.
Hamburg may be suitably described
a an all-ni'ht town. The cafes and
beer toilinms do not abut until two in
the morning, while some f them, by
puyin;? an additional lieense, are al
lowed to remain open all day and ull
ni'ht. .Many of the shop utiver close.
At three u. m. the tobacconist ure still
open, and at this hour there are several
shops at which you can prx-ure hot refreshments-
sausages, so tlear to the
tier man inner man, and the like. At
various points men station themselves
throughout the tiijrht with the little
stoves on which they fry pork sausupes
One may often see swell folk, ladies
included, chattiujr with these itinerant
vendors, and rejralintr themselves with
a somewhat odoriferous sausuire at
three o'clock in the morniujr. The
bakers' shops seem to In- always open,
savsu writer in Pearson's Weekly. I
visited one of the larjjvst cafes ut Ham
burg at the unearthly hour of three
thirty in the morning and there found
about three hundred respectable peo
ple calmly drinking their coffee as if
it were broad daylight. There was not
a single vacunt table, lieuicmbcr, it
was not a night club, but an orderly
cafe, where no unseemly scenes are
permitted. There are some curious re
strictions regarding the opening of
shops on Sundays in Hamburg. After
two-thirty o'clock a tobacconist may
only sell one cigar to one person;
should you require half a dozen smokes
you have to visit half a dozen shops or
take five friends with you to one estab
lishment and each of you buy one ci
gar. There is a heavy penalty for
breaking this rule. With the excep
tion of the restaurants and tobaccon
ists, only the dried fish shops are to be
seen opcu afters two-thirty o'clock. As
the clock strikes midnight on Sunday
hundred:; of shops are immediately
opened, and a brisk trade ensues. l!e
tween midnight on Sunday and two
o'clock on Monday morning many
tradesmen do their lest business of the
week, notwithstanding the fact that at
this hour nothing that cannot be
bought at any other time is really re
quired. -
I
SiOo SLEEP
I o p -jx
clear) rj long
tin Phr9
mental1 J P strong
A VCB'C
Sarsaparilla J
m
S. P. SstTTn, of Towanda, Fa.,
whose constitution was completely
broken down, is cured by Ayer'a
Sarsaparilla. He writes:
" For eight years, I was, most of the
time, a great sufferer from constipa
tion, kidney trouble, and indiges
tion, so that uiy constitution seamed
to be completely broken down. I was
Induced to try Ayer'a Sarsaparilla, and
took nearly seven bottles, with such
excellent results tliat my stomach,
bowels, and kidneys are In perfect con
dition, and, in all their functions, as
regular as clock-work. At the time
I began taking Ayer'a Sarsaparilla, my
weight was only 129 pounds ; I now can
brag of 159 pounds, and was never in so
good health. If you could see me be
fore and after using, you would want
me for a traveling advertisement.
I believe this preparation of Sarsaparilla
to be the best in the market to-day."
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
Prepared by Dr. J. C. Avar k Co., Low.ll, llaas.
Cures others.will cu re you
PAPER CARPETS ARE
COMING.
Where
They Will He Welcome In a Land
Dut ami 110111 1'rpTall.
We have had a great variety of car
pet materials, first and last, and a good
many uses ha-? been nuule of paper,
but the two have never lie fore been
identified. Now, however, v.e ure in
formed that carpets ure lc:t:p' made of
paper, and the following description of
the process is made pul lie:
The stock used must be of long fiber.
says the Taper World, in order to give
Millionaire Gilders is a good deal of
wag. A tramp accosted him as he was
on his way down town the other morning
and Gilders said reprovingly: "Here
don't you interfere. I'm working this
side of the street." Kate Field's Wash
ington.
the
Johnny Acker Say, paw, what's
difference between a visit and a visita
tion? . His Pa A visit, my son, is when
we tn are vnnr pmnilii. other nn vonr
renyui to ine pa.r. All suen as are ni0lller'8 ,ide. ..yef eir .. .A Tj8lU
to be colored must W dved in the nuln ....
t. (,,.- :,. r r . turn is when she comes to see us.
fc" IFUMim U1IULUI VUJWI IfllUUL'IIUUl. .
BulUlo Courier.
throughout.
Colors must be fast.
Every lot of the same color must
match to shade, as it cannot be
changed when once done. The paper
must be of uniform thickness through
out the width and length of the r j11, for
The following deed was filed for record
today:
Alexis Mariua Florian Kirchheiner to
Peter A Kirchheiner, lot 3, block 3,
Laughlin's addition to Antelope, and
part of lot 1 in said block ; considera
tion, $1,000.
James . Feak and Hattie Mae Feak
to Edward Feak, nineteen and a half
acres in section 13 ; f 800.
Alderman (from the 'steenth) How
do you do, Mr Ayerline? Fine morning,
isn't it? Just happened to be passing
. by and casually dropp-;d in General
passenger agent K., X. &. G. railway
(taking a blank passand dipping his pen
in the ink) Where to?
The march of fashion: "Hello! I see
you are sending your wash to the steam
laundry again. Was the washerwoman's
husband wearing your linen?" "No she
was wearing it herself." Indianapolis
Journal.
Employer (finding his clerk asleep at
the desk) Look here, Meyet, you can
clear out at the month-end. Clerk
(peevishly) "Well you needn't have
wakened me np so soon for that."
Dorfburbier.
"Your wife takes a great interest in the
woman question." "She does, sir; she
is so much taken np with the rights of
women that she forgets the men have
any." New York Press.
She Did yon ever know of a married
couple who never quarreled? He Yes,
one. They were killed in a rwnaway
accident as they left the church. New
York Herald.
Every small boy whose barbering is
done by his mamma will readily under
stand why Sampson lost all his pluck
after Mrs. 6. has given him a hair-cut.
Boston Transcript.
Wlllitu What's Blobs doing now?"
Gilletts He isn't doinganything. He's
got a government position. Sumerville
Journal.
The devil is always polite upon first
acquaintance. Ham's Horn.
"Lady," began Mr. Dismal Dowson,
"yon see before you a man whose name
is mud m, u. d. mud." "There must
be some mistake in yonr calculation,"
replied the lady. "It takes water to
make mud." Indianapolis Journal,
though color may.lje right, coarse yarn
will not shade alike. As the
varn ift twistfl rin A inner frant. I
thn ntmr-. ni.niinu m ..n. ! "Whur ye bin?" asked one rural
served not to stain the yarn portsman. "Fishin," replied another.
with oil or dirty fingers, for. nn- j "Git a bite?" "Yep." "Ketch any
liketheotheryarn.it is not cleansed, j thing?" "Yep." "What je ketch?'
nence. n mrty anil not discovered by "Ketclie.l the mosquito that gimme the
uUuf, ... K-s "le bite." Washington Star,
carpet and to the consumer. . . . hen
the rolls of cut paper are the desired
height, the shaft is taken out. the
nut removed and the shaft drawn
increase the volume of current exhilar
ating reading matter. Cincinnati Com-
lllrri:ll.
A'ls Flo was just going down for the
last time when Dr. Watcon dived off a
yacht and caught her. Grace And
saved her life! Wasn't that wonderful?
If David Bennett Hill would follow
Tom Heed's example and sav what he
out, leaving the paper, each strip with ! ?hink' about the lat" conKre3- he woulJ
its ring to be separated from the other
by a knife for that purpose. After
separation these little rolls are soaked
in water until thoroughly impreg
nated, then taken out nnd left to drain,
when it is ready f.r the spinning
frame, and it is twisted like any other
yarn. The yarn is then dried, wound
into cops, and is then ready for the ' Ada Ye, for a doctor, Life
loom.
i..d r.ith in hi. W.tch. "Miss Meek seems to always be as
The pride which a man take in a m,'f 8 her tnome' "Hnmph! Yon
good watch rarely iscarried to the limit ou8ht to er ln drive whist party
reaehed by a Chicagoan who has come when herpartner trumps an ace." New
to the notice of the liecord. lie was a ; York Journal.
man who had faith in his watch. This : :
was partly because he hal paid a large Everett Wrest Lady, if yon would
sum for it and partly because he was a ' ''ie to ',ave some wood sawed Mrs.
man who believed that things which j Potts We burn gas. "Then perhaps
belonged to him must be good because ' von will let me turn on the gas for me
they diil belong to him. His friends ; breakfast?'-Indianapolis Journal.
joked him aloiit his faith, but he re- j
mainedfirm. When he went to take Mrs. Hale (just married) Maria, we
the train from his suburban home in j have ee. ag , ,econd COIlriw f()r ,,;.
the morning he did it by his watch, and ' i, , i,
,. i , ., .. . ; , ner. Maria How much ought I to tret.
when he left the big station downtown , , , .. .
in the morning he compared it with i ma am? 1 th,nk tweWe yr,ls he
the great clock in the tower to see if j sufficient." Vogue
the tower clock was right. When the j ...... '. '.
train nulled into the station one morn- " '"le opportontty awaits every man,
ing the other passengers got up to i' does not put in its leisure time blowing
leave the car. but the man remained a horn. Milwaukee Journal.
seated. "What's the matter. Mason?" . . . .
said one of his friends. "Aren't you
going to get off T "No, sir," Raid Ma
son, consulting his timepiece. "I'm
not not until we arrive, at least. This
train doesn't get into the city until
8:10, and by my watch it's only 8:12."
Tna CoiumDia Packino Oo..
PACKERS OF
Subacr'be for Th Chronicle.
Tha NpeOTljr Mooac.
To one who knows1 nothing of big
game, it is amazing to see how fast a
moose can run. his stride being much
longer than a horse. A light freight
train was running on the Northern
Pacific, in the upper part of Minnesota,
when the engineer saw a big moose
standing directly on the track, and as
soon as the animal saw the engine he
took to his heels down the track.
There was a perfectly straight run for
four miles, and the engineer deter
mined to test the speed of the moose,
of which he had frequently heard. At
first the gait of the moose was a sort of
trot, and even when the cngiae gained
speed the animal did not seem to exert
itself. Faster and faster sped the
engine, but still the trnxme trotted
ahead, and all the power of steam
could not prevail over this monarch of
the forest. At last, after covering
four miles ami turning a curve, they
came upon a gang of section hands,
and the victorious moose leaped the
tracks and was l t to view in the
forest.
Pork and Beef
MAMUFACTUKKRa OF
Fine Lard and Sausages.
Curers of -fa BRAND
i.
Dried Beef, Etc.
I Notice.
i
All pron r hrreliy n .tlflol not to hln or
I kn-j) Xitrlon Idimt. a 1ml 14 yrHrn o!i, alKiilt
tlK-lr prinle, a hi terviw are m-4-lt-t at
aiiKlvlni JAMKi Ht.'HST.
il illlll li ill:
Fine Line Clothing
Just Arrived.
ALL GOODS MARKED IN
PLAIN FIGURES.
Guardian's Sale of Real Estate.
N-tfre 1 hereby RiTan that the umlernliriieil,
(munlian of the parMm aud axtate of Naury
aunlev. an aiml ami lnrirm penn. by virtue of
an ordar of the County ourt of the KUte nf
Oregon for W awn rmiuty, tn probate, made and
entered on the 4th day of Heptember, A. b.,
1-H. at the remilar aeptember term of nald
i'ourt for the year 1hh, will on Saturday, Octo
ber )th, lvn. at the hour of 10 o cluck a ni. of
aid day, on the premium known ai the Home
lead of John Hunilev, dereaned, ittuated nn the
Kotilh bank of the Columbia Hlver at Hood
Mver, in Waaeof.'oiiatv. Kutcol Oregon, aell at
Public Auction tn the nigheat bidder for ruli In
hand, the followlmr deecrlljed real properly be
longing tn aatd estate to-wit.
Lou numbeml One II), Two f?j, Thre .1 and
Four (4 of (taction Thlrtv-two ( rj) in lowiuliip
Three f l North of Range Kleven (11, bat of
the Willamette Meridian, coi:Ulnlug Iti 4.VKO
acrea and aituatcd ln Waato County, slate of
Oregon. Together with the tmamenu, neredl-
tameutH and appurtenance, thereto belonging.
All of aaid lou to be aatd in one parcel and
aid aale to be ubject U conHrmatton by aaid
Court.
Ltatatl Beptamber l i, 1.M.
IIANri I.AIiK.
Guardian of the perion andealaleol Nancy
Htanley, an aged an luttnn penon.
Administrator's Sale.
Nnt.cc n hvirhv Klrtm that bv an onK-r of thft
County Courtof the HUto of Orert)n hertofre
maUle, th uiiilrtiriivu have brru duly arMiiit
ed. and are now the q tin 11 tied and act i off al min
is trmrora of tiie euuof Henry A. Pratt.de-
All neraonii bavin cialma arnfnnt tboabovo
nundd?retUfi ar herrhy notllivd to prenent
their cUiins, with thr proper voucher, tn nn at
th office of Leali Hutler, in MaMinlr building,
Pailea uty, un-Kon, or J. r. Armour, limjd
Klver, Or., within aix month from the dme of
thia notice and all persona imlehted tn imld e
Ut are herebv required U aettlc iuch lndebt-
edneM forthwith.
Iatfd at lalt-i City, Or., at Hood River, thin
loth dy of Autrunt, ltfil.
J. K. AKMOI'K,
Administrator of tbe estate of lienrv A. Pratt.
dec-eafted. 5-ll-6t
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
IF YOU W-fYlTT
Government, State, or Dalles Military Road Lands,
CALL OS :-
Thomas A. Hudson,
kticreaaor to Thomhury it lludaon,
83 Washington St., THE DALLES, OR.
If you want Information poucemlnn (Joveru
ment lands, or tbo laws relating; thereto, you un
consult him free of chanre. lie lia nuule a spt
cirtltr of this b in cm, ami baa practiced before
tiie Huitvtl HUitva iiid Olnce for over ten year.
He 1 Agent for the Kaatcrn Oregon land
f'oniiany, and can rll ytiu tiraJilng, or Vu
improved Agricultural land. In any iiuantlty
deaiml, aud will aeud a Pamphlet deacilbing
theau lauda lu anyone applyiuic U him lor It.
He la Agent for aale of lota In THoaraoa'a Asm
tioh lot he llallea. Thla AdAltlnti la laid off u
acre lou, aud deatinvd In be Ilia principal mai
den ce part nf the oily. Only W mliiulea' walk v
irom cnuruiouae; 10 mluutea I rum K. B. Depot.
Hattlara Located on Uoearnmaat Lauda.
If yon want to Borrow Money, on Long or Nbort tint, ha ana aeaommodate aaa.
Wrltaa Flra, Ufa. and Aecidant Inanrnnaa,
It yon eanuot call, wrlla. nnd yonr lattara will ba promptly ana w a red.
"There is a tide in the affairs oj men which, taken at its foot
leads on to fortune."
The poet unquestionably had reference to the
i
Ma ifi
U. 8. UiNoOmcs, The Dalle. Or.,(
Aug J4, 1M. I
Notice I" hereby given that Hie following
named ncttier han hlt-il notice of hiH Intention to
make hnal proof In support of his claim, and
that aaid proof will be made before the KcgiRter
and Kecetver at The Dalles, Oregon, on Octo
ber loth, 1W1, viz:
llomer White.
11 E No HV. tin the n'Xae'i. ne",;wU'. sw'i
se U. sec 2, tp fi, r i e, w m.
He names the following witnesses tn prove his
erntinsjoua residence upon and cultivation of
jd land, viz:
A. Tilery, N. O. Weberg, W. P. McOllirc. A.
McClure, all of Waptnltia, or.
JA8. K. MOOKE, K.-gl.U-r.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
U. 8. Ijmd Orricc, The Dalles, ()r.,(
August 11, Imi.
Notice Is hereby given that the following-
named settler has flh-d notie of his intention
tn niake tiual proof in support of his claim, and
that said linsif will be iiisile before the rcirister
and receiver of the V. H. land oflice at The
Dalles, Oron ?pt. i, lnM, vlit:
Alain K. Lake,
II. E. No. 4.-.12. for the NWli. NF.'.'. Ro. ..
HKl and .'., M'4 Hec. -li, T 4 H, K II K.
lie names the following witnesses tn Drove his
continuous residence upon aud cultivation of
tin land, viz. :
J. H. Wisslcock, I. D. Driver. . (i. Ledfnrd. of
Wauilc; T. J. Driver, of The Dalles.
J AH. K. JIOOKK,
, Keglilar.
Do you want a
Fruit and Hop Farm?
K. N. STAEHR,
of BAKE OVEN, has got some splendid farms
and rood paying Town Property In the Willam
ette Valloy for aala very cheap and on easy terms.
Bonn of the farms to exchange, for Eastern
Oregon property. Write for list and terms.
FOR SALE OR TRADE
A FINE IMPORTED
French Perctaron Stallion,
Weight In good flesh lvl pounds, and dure Foal
lietter. Will sell for cash or notes with
approved security, or will trade
for horses or catte.
a: Kerr & Buckley,
(trass Valley, Or.
C
D
J
at CRANDALL &. BURGET'S,
Who are selling these goods out at greatly-reduced rates.
MIC1IELBACII BRICK, . . UNION 8T.
Parley eft? Franli,
piaifactuiers
(Sun-egaors to L. D. Frank, deceastitl.)
OF ALL
OF
A General Line of
Harnesses'
Horse Furnishing: Goods.
EEPAIEIN-Q PKOMPTLy and UEATLY DONS
Wiiolcsale ana Retail Dealers in Harness, Brides, Whips, Horse Blankets, Etc.
Full Assortment of Mexican Saolcn Plain or Stamncd.
SECOND STREET TIfr, mT.i.KS.OR
THE DALLES LUMBERING CO.
INCOHPORATED 18BO
No. 07 Washington Street. ' . . The Dalles.
Wholesale and Retail Dealer, and Manufacturers of
Building Materia! atd Dimension Timber, Doors. Windows. Moldian IIoih. Fnrnishiiifl Etc
n i v
Soeclal Attention given to the Manufacture of Fruit and FH"
Boxes and Packlntr Cases.
PAotory m-xxd Immbcr Vrct t Old 3Bn. Ua!!
DRY Pine, Fir, Oak and Slab WOOD Delivered W
any part of the city,