THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 1894.
MAKES ITSELF FELT
the great, griping, old-fashioned
pill. Not only when
you take it, but unpleasant,
from first to last, and it only
does a little temporary good.
The things to take its place
are Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pel
lets. One of these at a dose
will regulate the whole system
perfectly. They're tiny, sugar
coated granules, scarcely
larger than mustard seeds.
They act in Nature's own
way. No reaction afterward.
Their help lasts and they do
pemtatient good. Constipa
tion, Indigestion, Bilious At
tacks, Sick or Bilious Head
aches, and all derangements
of the liver, stomach, and
bowels are prevented, re
lieved, and cured.
They're the cheapest, for
they'i
re guaranteed to give
satisfaction or money is re
turned. Nothing can be " just
as good."
Citixen (at the gas company's office)
Yen have lent dip a bill of $3.84 (or gas
consumed in July and August. Here
are affidavits from all the members of
my family to prove that the house has
been locked up all summer, and that
we have burned no gag whatever during
July and August. Gas Company Offi
cial Yes, sir. Three dollars and eighty
five cents, please. Fine day, isn't it?
Chicago Tribune.
lafnass Cannot be Cured
By local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure Deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inflamed con
dition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
inflamed you have a rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely
closed Deafness is the result, and unless
the inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to its normal condi
tion, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of len are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an in
flamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness t caused by catarrh"
that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
tJF&Aii by Druggists, 7.c.
Full-Blown Rose What a pity, deaf,
yon are engaged so young. You will
never have the fun of refusing a man.
Bud No, bat I've had the fun of accept
ing one. American Hebrew.
Htrencth and Health.
If you are not feeling strong and
healthy, try Electric Bitters. 11 "la
grippe" has left yon weak and wea'V,
use Electric Bitters. This remedy acts
directly on liver, stomach and kidneys,
gantly aiding those organs to perform
their functions. If you areafHicted with
tick headache, you will find speedy and
permanent relief by taking Electric
Bitters. One trial will convince you
that this is the remedy you need. Large
bottles only 50c. at Snipes 4 Kinerely's
drug store.
"Many er smaht man hez wheels in
is haid," said Uncle Eben. "When
dey wuhks right, dey shows bis srnaht
ness off, but when dey gits out er gear
de trouble begins." Washington Star.
While in Chicago, Mr. Charles L.
Kahier, a prominent shoe merchant of
Des Moines, Iowa, had quite a serious
time of it. He took sucb a severe cold
that he could hardly talk or navigate,
but the prompt use of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy cored him so quickly
tbt others at the hotel who had bad
colds followed his example and half a
dozen persons ordered it from the near
est drug store. They were profuse in
their thanks to Mr. Kahier for telling
them how to cure a bad cold so quickly.
For sale byBlakeley & Houghton Drug
gists. "She was completely prostrated and
made very ill by his perfidy." "Did
he recover?'. "Yes, 10 a week tem
porarily and $5,000 in final decree."
Detroit Tribune.
Haealan's Anita naive.
The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
ores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required.
It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin
rsly for Colie aad Grabs
In my mules and horses, i give Simmons
Uver Regulator. I have not lost ne
1 gave it to. ,
K. T. Tatlob, Art, for Grangers of Ga.
Feed wheat for sale cheap at Wasco !
Warehouse. tf.
TREASURE TROVE.
BatrM Who Know Whoro It Is acr to
11I Thrlr aacrata.
The inhabitants of Stonehaven.
Eng., have been not a little excited ol
lute by the receipt of communication
from beuevolent Spuniurds offering 4i
point out the spot where a largt
amount of buried treusure is to b
found. The last of these letters, which
is signed "Cesar de Cordoba," ami
dated Barcelona, is really a remark
able document. Cesar otters to re
ward the "troubles" of the gervtleruur.
addressed a builie of Stonehaven
with "the third portion of the money
hilled" on certain conditions.
To begin with, he must "never muk
to nobody the least revelation con
cerning the secret which I am trusting
you." Secondly, "you must come U
Spain to take my daughter and a re
spectable lady, who ought to ac
company her till your country, where
my daughter will give you a topo
graphic plane of the spot where the
money is hided." The payment of
traveling expenses for the daughter
and duenna is insisted upon as a pre
liminary, as Cesar is not iu a position
to carry his philanthropy to such a
pitch. In fact, his position seems tc
be somewhat peculiar, for he adds: "1
cannot receive your letters directly be
cause I am too watched, you must
have the pmxlness to answer me at the
address of a friend of mine whom I
fully trust." The writer adds that the
treasure amounts to 840,000 peseta!
(33,1500) in gold money
and French
bank notes.
We cannot honestly say that the
offer sounds altogether reassuring. It
amounts practically to this: That the
speculator has to plant down some
-'00 on the chance of clearing t 1,000,
and take a journey into Spain into the
bargain. The investment might pos
sibly appeal to those sanguine ama
teurs who plunge into theatrical man
agement.
TO TURN BACKS ON ROYALTY.
Emperor William IteTtnea a Rchama of
lrotection A Brain, t llonih Thrower.
There ure fashions in everything, in
cluding the protection of prominent
persons when they are on parade.
The most reocnt regulation concern
ing the protection of life in Europe,
says the New York Sun, is that of
Kaiser William. Some time ago there
was a good deal of socialistic ugitation
in Berlin, and it was claimed that tho
anarchists would attempt to throw a
bomb at the emperor as he drove
through the city on his way to a re
view. The route of the carriage was
lined with policemen, and back of
them was the customary mob of sight
seers on either side of the way. The
kaiser pave orders that as the royal
coach approached the police, who had
heretofore always .stood with their
backs to the crowd, so as to salute the
celebrities as they passed, should turn
their backs to the street, face tho
mob and step back two puces from the
front line of the crowd. It was further
ordered that the crowd should be kept
on the sidewalks, so that the carriage
would be at some distance from the ;
line of sightseers on either side. These
orders were carried out, and they ap-
pealed so strongly to the Russian am
bassador that he communicated them
to St. Petersburg and they have now
been adopted by the Uussian police.
By keeping the crowd well back from
the carriage considerable motion was
made necessary on the part of an an
archist to throw a bomb successfully,
and. as the police were numerous, his
actions would be seen bv one of the
guards if those functionaries were a,
all wide awake. The RuvMan police,
in addition toadopting these measures,
absolutely surround the carriage of the
mperor with horsemen.
HE CHANGED HIS MIND.
A Mao Who Onee Thought lie Would Bo
Brave in a Train !lnl,l-l p.
"I used to think that it was a mar
velous exhibition of cowardice for a
train load of passengers to quietly sub
mit to being held up by one or two
train robbers, and I used almost to
hope for the chance of showing what I
would do if the command 'hands up!'
should be given on a coach in which I
was traveling," said a Louisville drum
mer, recently.
"The chance came, and my ideas un-
uerweni a rapid cnange. it was
Little Koek fc Fort Smith train. It
was near Ozark, I think, when a man
appeared at the door and sang out:
'Hold up your hands, everybody!' Be
fore I had time to do what I thought
I would do two shots were fired almost
simultaneously. The first came from
the pistol of the conductor, John Kane,
of Little Rock, a brave man. who drew
and fired the moment he realized what
the trouble was. The second shot was
fired by the train robber, and Kane
fell dead. The brakeman then fired,
and a second later he fell with a bullet
through his loins, which crippled him
for life. Since that experience I think
a man is a fool instead of a coward
who does not promptly throw up his
hands under such circumstances. Prr
vided all the passengers were armed,
one or two robbers could not fight the
whole lot, but as a rule only a few are
armed, and even the first man to take
hostile action would probably bite the
dust. One of the robbers was wounded
by either Kane or the brakeman and
his companions were captured by the
trail of blood. I was happy to attend
their hanging at Clarlrsville, Ark., a
few months later." tit. Louis Olobe
Democrat.
A Ferocious Bird.
The enormous strength of the condor
is only -equaled by his voracity and
boldness. This immense bird often
pounces upon small animals, but. from
the shape and bluntness of his claws,
he is unable to carry anything very
heavy, so he contents himself with
fixing it against the ground with one
Of hi.S cIawm. whil.i with th tii ht nn,l
his powerful beak he rends it to pieces, j
Gonred with fo,l th i.ir.l tl...n l
comes incupable of ilight and may be '
apprKiched.lmt anv attempt at cap- '
ture is furiously resisted. I
SPANISH
CHINESE NEWSPAPERS.
Printed on Kir rur Without Wasting
n Inch or Marx la.
Lpuiil a vi.--it yesterday to the big
gest l'hiiu' iiow.spapvr in the empire
to uiaUi' iiiiuirh us to the employ
lueut of u v lunoe artist to do muuo
nutivc il hi si rations for me, utid had a
uutet hiU'rvstiiij; talk with the inun
agvr. Tin- papor is culled the Hum
J'uo, uml it is tin- best-paying and most
widely circulated of the three native
newspaper dailies of Shanghai. It is
an eif-'hl pa;.'e sheet of about the tUe
ami shape of I'riitik Leslie s newspaper
or Harper's Weekly, says a letter by
Frank i. Carpenter in the latter paper,
printed on the thinnest of riee jmper.
It is so lifrht that it docs not weigh
more than a man's handkerchief, and
so thiu that the paper euu be printed
on one side only. The paper goes to
prea in biff sheets, which are so folded
that the blank side is turned inward
when taken in hund by the subscriler,
and so that there is neither cutting nor
pasting, thviug to the thinness of the
paper, it has a greasy, yellow appear
ance, and it is printed so closely with
Chinese type that not an inch of space
seems to be wasied. The headline or
title of the paper consists of two
Chinese characters, taking tip a space
not wider than one of the columns of
our newspapers, and not more than an
inch in length. It is a one cent sheet,
its price being ten cents cash, but us
China is on a silver basis, this should,
in our money, now lie divided bv two,
and its price would th:n be only half a
ceni.
THE ARGENTINE GIRL.
A Protty ricitnro of llvauty In Early Ufa
The llaant? Uone HerorwShe In Thirty.
A pen portrait from a foreign corre
spondent of a typical Argcutine girl
presents a very churming picture. In
the bloom of youth, and maturity as
well, for she is fully developed at fif
teen, she is beautiful to look upon,
with her erect and splendidly propor
tioned figure, perfect oval face, hair as
dark as night, and lustrous eyes shaded
with long, curliug lashes. A tinge of
European blood gives her cheeks the
dainty pink of a damask rose. And as
her full, red lips part in a smile over
teeth of that pearly perfection rarely
seen, she is a fascinating object of sen
suous beauty. To complete the en-
chanting picture she must be chid in
some soft, clinging material nutde in
the latest Parisian styles, with here
and there a gleam of diamonds, and a
coquettish hat to frame her dainty face.
A woman in the highest sense of her
peculiar nature, and yet a child with
all the vivacity of youth. She capti
vates with her beauty, but in mind and
soul there is something wanting which
physical perfection does not satisfy,
and the charm is soon gone, for at twenty-five,
when the American girl is just
at her best, the Argentine girl ispassee,
growing corpulent and coarse very
rapidly as she approaches middle age.
Her habits are inilolent, and she is ad
dicted to the use of rouge uml powder
to such an extent that her original
complexion is entirely concealed.
EVEN CHILDREN SMOKED,
A Period In English Ill.tory Whoa School
Boys Carried Their ripe.
Everyone has read that Hawkins in
troduced tobacco and that James in-
veighed against it. Elizabeth liked to
sit on a low stool and watch Sir Walter
' Raleigh puffing away. Once she bet
him that he could not tell the weight
of the smoke in his pipe, but the phil
j osopher won. In Anne's reign almost
everyone smoked. In Charles II.'s
i reign "children were sent to school
with their pipes in their satchels, and
I the schoolmasters called a halt in their
studies while they smoked."
In 1703, says the Westminster Review,
: Jorevin spent an evening with his
brother at (iarraway's coffee house,
! Leeds, and writes: "I was surprised to
see hi.s sickly child of eight years old
fill its pipe of tobacco and smoke it us
audfarandly as a man of three score;
after that, a second and third pipe
without the least concern, as it is said
to have done above a year ago."
There were about four hundred and
seventy coffee houses in London, be
sides five chocolate houses, in Anne's
time. Smoking was general in them,
and intoxicants could be also obtained
as well as coffee. Bishop Trelawney
was much hurt because Bi.shop Burnett
had accused him of getting drunk in
! one of them on the 3(th of January a
day of grief to tones and all good
churchmen.
INSURANCE
ON
ROYALTY.
Pollcle
for Million Taken Ont
by Roy
altlm l-ad or Alive.
The crowned heads of Europe seem
to take a pood deal of stock in life in
surance. It is announced by the Bos
ton Herald that the king of Portugal
has just taken out a $:.'jO,i" policy on
his life, but that is an insignificant in
vestment compared with those of some
of the other potentates. The late Em
peror Frederick of (icrmany was in
sured for (M.000,0iyj. The queen regent
of Spain has her life insured for a large
amount, in behalf of her two little
daughters, following the example of
her husband, whose death mulcted the
various companies in which ho was in
sured for $..Oun.UO0. King Leopold of
Belgium's life is heavily insured, an is
also that of Queen Victoria. The queen's
husband, the late prince consort, was
insured .for close upon 85,0UO,0(X), the
income of which has been enjoyed by
his willow. About the only sovereign
in Europe who is not insured is the czar
of Russia, the companies regarding him
as too unsafe a risk on account of the
nihilists.
King Ashed for Hnaar.
There is some uncertainty as to the
date of the Introduction of sugar, but
it would appear that it was considered
a luxury in K'-rt, when Henry III.
asked the mayor of Winchester to get
for him three pounds of Alexandria
sugar, if so much could I' had, and also
some rose and violet colored sugar. Be-
'"re tn" yeHr 1 m' however, it became
n plenty, and was sold at what
wr,aM equivalent to from thirty-;
vfn un,i "i"-1'"" to seventy-live conM
per pound In American money. ,
Mil
t or Infante and Children.
CastorU promote Dlge.tlon. and
overcome Flatulency, CoustiiaUiou, hour
Rtomach, Puirrhooa, and FeverUhnnm.
Thus tho child is rendered healthy and lu
sleep Batumi. Castorla contains no
Morphine or other narcotic property.
"CatnritaowUlptrd to ehtMren thai
I reoiuiuend It a aurlur toanv preeertpUuu
known to me." H. A. Aaeaaa, H. -,
111 Boutll Oxford sc., Uroukljo, N. Y.
For aoverat yean I have reoornmenfled your
Castorta,' ami shall always continue to do s.,
as U has invariably pnxluo-d henenetal result.
Enwm K. I'snnas, M. 1..
12Uh Street and 7ui Are., Mew York Cily.
"The use of 'Castnrla' Is so universal and
Its merit so well known that it senna a work of
supererOKKtion to eniioree it. Kew are the In
telliirrnt families wiio do not keep Osstona
wlUiiueasy reacn." .
Cjmum lUnTVK. I. D..
Hew York city.
Tub CBiruoa Oomfajty, 77 Murray Street, K. Y.
"The Regulator Lino"
The Dalles, Portlanl and Astoria
Navigation Co.
THROUGH
Freioni ana Psssenner Lins
Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex
cepted) between The Dalles and Port
laud. Steamer Regulator leaves The
Italles at 7 a. m., connecting at the Cus
cade Locks with Steamer Dulles City.
Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland
Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. ni., connect
ing with Steamer Regulator for The
Dalles.
PAMMKNOKK KATKN.
Uue way
Round trip.
. .$2 .00
3.00
Freight Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots,
will be brought through, with
out delay at Cascades.
Shipments for Portland received at
iny time day or night. Shipments for
way landings must be delivered before
i p. in. Live stock shipments solicted.
('all on or address,
W. C. ALLAWAY,
Oaneral Agent.
B. F. LAUGHLIN,
THE-DALLES.
OREGON
J F. FORD, Evangelist,
of Iws Moines, lows, writes under ilsw ol
Msrch ii, IH'J.1:
li. Mud. Mfu. Co.,
Dufur, Oregon.
Ot nllfiurti :
On arriving home last week, I found
nil well and unxionsly awaiting. Our
little (ii rl, eight and one-half years old,
who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is
now well, strong and vigorous, and well
fleshed up, H. l'. Cough Cure has done
its work well. Roth of the children like
it. Your h. R. Coiu;h Cure has cured
and kept away all hoarseness from me.
So give it tr. every one, with greetings
for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are
Yours, Mb. & Mas. J. K." Kokij.
If j ou wlsb to fl f rush and ctioerful, and road)
(or the Hprtnit's work, cleanse your system witl
the Headache and Mrer Care, by Ink Inn two m
three doses each week.
fold under a positive guarantee.
SO cents per bottle by all druicgista.
J. W. Hcnsifca,
President.
J. M. Pattkrhok,
Usshler.
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