THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 29, X894,
iWJLD IIOGS IN ARIZONA.
i Large Drove of Deonorate Do
Bceadanta of Tame Porkers.
TO STOP THE PROGRESS
of Consumption, you will find but
me guarantied remedy Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical" Discovery.
Ia advanced casea, it brinirs comfort
and relief; if you haven't delayed
too long, it will certainly cure. It
doesn't claim too much. It won't
make new lungs nothing can ; but
it will make diseased ones sound
aad healthy, wheu everything else
has failed.
The scrofulous affection of the
lungs that's caused Consumption,
like every other form of Scrofula,
and every blood-taint and disorder,
yields to the "Discovery." It is
the most effective blood - cleanser,
strength -restorer, and flesh - builder
known to medical science. In all
Bronchial, Throat and Lung Affec
tions, if it ever fails to benefit or
care, you Lave your money back.
. A perfect and permanent
cure for your Catarrh or
$500 in cash. This is prom
ised by the proprietors of Dr.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
A misunderstanding: "Yes, I was at
the church. The bride walked in on the
arm of her father." "What! I didn't
know that she was an acrobat. Texas
Sittings.
Kenneth Bazeniore had the good lor
tune to receive a small bottle of Cham
berlaiu's Colic, Cholera, aud Diarrhoea
Remedy when three members of his
family were sick with dysentery. This
one small bottle cured them all and he
had some left which he gave to Geo. W
Baker, a prominent merchant of the
place, Lewiston. N. C, and it cured
him of the same complaint. When
troubled with dysentery, diarrha-a, colic
or cholera morbus, give this remedy a
trial and you will be more than pleased
with the result. The praise that natnr
ally follows its introduction and nse has
made it very popular. 25 and 50 cent
bottles fur sale by Elakely A Houghton
druggists. "
Youngun Newlywed was telling me
that his wife writes him two or thre
times a week. All for love, of course,
Olhand Humph! I'll bet its mostly for
money. Buffalo Courier.
Deafness Cauaet b Cared
By local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to core Deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies
Peafness is caused by an inflamed con
dition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
inflamed you have a rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely
closed Deafness is the result, aud nnless
the inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to its normal condi
tion, bearing will be destroyed forever;
nine casm out of ten are caused bv
catarrh, which is nothing bnt an in
flamed condition of the nioruas surfaces
We will give One Hundred D Uars fur
any ease of Deafness tcaueeo bv catarih
that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh
Vure. hend tor circulars, tree.
F. J. CHKNEY 4 Co.. Toledo, O.
aCSSold by Drmrgi'ts, 70c.
"Ifyour boy doesn't re form, old fellow.
you won't be able to keep him out ol jail
when he grows np." "Don't you he
lieve it. I'm going to make a policeman
of him." Life.
"I know an old soldier who had
chronic diarrhoea ol long standing to
have been permanently cured by taking
Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhus Remedy," says Edward Shiirn-
pik, a prominent druggist of Minnea
polis, Minn. "I have sold the remedy
in this city for seven years and consider
H superior to any other medicine now
on the market for bowel complaint'."
25 and 50 cent bottles of this remedy
lor sale by ISlakely A Houghton drug
gists. Mirtress I wish to know h-w to have
Biy'photograph taken so as to please dear
Charley. Familiar maid Let me sit
for you. Miss Emma Mnrphy, N. C,
Bulletin.
My boy was taken with a disease re
sembling bloody flux. The first thing I
thought of was Chamberlain's Colic,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Iieracdy. Two
doses of it settled the matter and cored
him soond and well. I heartily recom
mend this remedy to all persons suffer
ing from a like complaint. I will an
swer any inquiries regarding it when
stamp is inclosed. I refer to any county
official as to my reliability. Wm.Koach,
3. P., Primroy, Campbell Co., Tenn.
For sale by Blakaly A Houghton drug
gist.
Oat Tour Mob 7.
All eonnty warrants registered prior
to Angnst 1, 1890, will be paid on pre
sentation at nit office. Interest ceases
after July 12th. W. Micnii.i.,
County Treasurer.
I The ThrtUUiB Eiperleue of au Oirer-C'oa.
! fluent lluater Who Went Out to
I Has a Teatter Young sucker
I A Had Old Hoar.
j The wildest of wild hogs live both
I above and below Yuma, on the Oolo
! mlo river, savs the San Frnnei.soo
Chronicle. While the steamer was ly
iii? at fustic Dome landiuff a few days
since, loading with ore, a tiue Kind of
them on the opposite shore rauie down
to tli river to feed on the bunks, where
the jrrsuw und weeiU were preen, and to
pet a drink of water. They puil "
attention to the bout or to the Indians
at work. After loafing around for
awhile au old boar came out of the
brush, and, on spying us, gave a
"swish," and away they all went.
llanily a day passes that the Indians
and cattlemen do not run upon them.
These bands seem to be more timid
than ujfly. When the late Thomas
lllythe was trying to settle a colour ut
Lerdo, forty-five miles below Yuma
on the Colorado, he set down a large
number of very fine full-blooded Berk
shire and l'olaiid-China pips, and turned
them loose on the banks of the river
near Lerdo, where they lived on the
roots. prusA, weeds, tules and luesquite
Ivans; bred, multiplied, kept fat and
filled the low and tule lands with a
larpw number of fine porkers. Never
seeing a human beinp, except now and
then a loue Indian, they soon beeam
wild, und wilder still, and scattered
until the low lands and wood wer.1
full of them. Notwithstanding thai
the coyotes slaughtered the little oius
in preat numbers, they have inereav 1
until It is estimated that at the pre .-
ent time there are more that ten thou
sand of them roaminp np und down
the Colorado aud llardie rivers, from
their mouths upas hiph as tide runs, or
from sixty-five to seventy miles this
side of the pulf.
They go wherever they please; noth
ing stops them in their course. When
the Colorado ia at its UixkI they will
cross it from shore t J shore, even near
the llardie, where it is fonr miles wide
when at its highest puupe. Their ran pre
gives tnem the finest of feed wild,
sweet potatoes, tules, stray fish, clams,
dead turtles und seaweed alonp the
river bank at low tide. They nre un
molested, except now and then by a
hunter who finds his way down the
river. Most of the huntera pive the
wild swine a wide berth, except umv
and then as they happen to spy a nice
little roaster on the bank and within
easy riile shot.
A few years apo a man and his family
were livinp a few miles below the col
ony on the bank of the Colorado. He
had a pair of very fine, larpe stap
hounds, which the owner claimed could
run down and kill any wild hop in that
repion. One day he took dops and rifle
and went fora nice little one, just ripht
for the oven. He had not pone far be
fore he found a larire band of hws. and
turned his dops loose on them. No
sooner had they started when out of
the tules near by jumped an enormous
boar, a monster, who, with mouth wide
open, paying no attention to the dops,
made for the hunter. The latter drew
up his ritle and fired, but on came the
boar, the dops nipping him at every
jump. The hunter fired a second shot,
but on came the beast. The hunter
turned and ran for a mesquite tree a few
yards distant, the hop close to his heels.
He dropped his pun and jumped for
life, praspinp a limb of the tree just as
the hop grabbed his pants a nil tore one
half of them from him, but he was safe,
just out of reach. The dops all this
while ran prabbinp the hop by the hind
legs, to which the Wast paid no atten
tion. The mad boar seized the bark of
the tree in his preat tusks and tore it
into shreds. Finally he turned upon
the dops, instantly killed one and
wounded the other o that it die:! soon
after. He then turned his attention to
the tree where sat the hunter. He
puarded him until it was dark. Twice
did the man pet down and try to pot
his riile. but his foe was on puard and
drowc him Ixick up the tree. Ihirinp
the nipht the Ixjar left. Dayliplitcame
and mi did help. The men had hardly
reached the river and pot in their boat
when down came the old bog after
them in vain pursuit.
Kapoieon as a Xlmrod.
An anecdote of the first Napoleon
is told in a story, forming part
of the recollections of the two
uncles of the writer, described as
"favorites" of Napoleon III., runs an
follow:;: Once, huntinp with the cm
per jr. they were consoled by him for
their bud sliootinp, with the assurance
that the first Napoleon was even a
worrit shot than they. It seeius th..t
whenever a stap wps broupht to bay,
it wan usual to leave the animal to be
killed by Napoleon. On one occasion
Napoleon could not be found, and the
master of the hounds did the busi
ness. Suddenly Napoleon arrived.
and the stap was hurriedly propped up
on his legs with tree boughs. The pun
was handed to him and he fired at the
stap, which, of course, f.:ll to the
ground, while a piteous whine from a
hound showed that something different
from a dead stag was hit. Napoleon
was completely deceived, and observed:
After all, 1 am not so bad shot as
they try to make out."
CLOSE OF THE CRIMEAN WAR.
Data at the Treaty ol raet and How
linn latHl Wre Itevunletf.
The formerly ratified treaty of pence
was broupht to Londen I y William
Stuart, first attache to the I'j-Ui.di em
huKK.v at l'aria, on April -"s I ' '. Suu
day May 4, was uliecrved as a iray of
general thanksgiving to almi;'iity 'od
for the preservation of peace; und on
Monday the 5th. It was formally pro
claimed in London, with the usee!
solemnities. Addresses to the crown,
approving of the peace, were curried
in both houses of parliament on the
evening of that day; and 011 the HU
both houses cordially voted "thuuks to
the army, nuvy and muriues employed
in the operations of the late wur."
The .feelings entertained toward the
men who fouphtand bled in the Crimea
by the queen, the government aud the
people of Kugland are also placed on
record in au excellent dispatch of Lord
l'anmure's, which will be perpetuated
as long as the lanpuape exists.
"Since the period," said the noble
secretary of war, "when the army first
quitted "the shores of Lnpland, there
has lieen no vicissitude of wur which it
ha not been called upon to encounter.
It was assailed by cholera shortly after
its arrival in Turkey. Then was proved
that moral as well as physical courage
pervaded it ranks. Led to the field,
it triumphed in engagements in which
heavy odds were on the enemy's side.
It carried on, under difficulties almost
incredible, a siege of unprecedented
duration, in the course of which the
trying duties of the trenches, priva
tions from straitened supplies, au.i the
fearful diminution of iis saiuiix rv from
disease neither t-hixU its eov.r.'.Tc r.cr
impaired it discipline. Notwith: t ' il
inp that many a gallant c imrti'V n 11
in their ran!;.,, and they were ca'U : to
mourn the 1 aliant comniuiider v!r led
them fr.un Cnglaud. and v.'eelo'ied in
the fie 1.1 1:1. noble ciuv.'r . .". --b!ier,
her maj-v.ty's t re-ops tic.cr flinched
from tin ir duties nor dl-apooir.ted tiie
sanptiine hotN's of their e- -mitry."
A lie is the hardest thing in the world
to koop within bounds.
There is a deal more in a dollar some
times than a hundred cents.
Cupid ought to throw away his arrows
and fill his quiver with cash.
One good woman can turn more step"
heavenward than 40 preachers can.
We know why weddings always occnr
on time; so few brides are married with
their hats on. Atchion Globe.
Only one man can take a woman's
heart away from her, whether or no; if
another gets it, it is of her own giving.
The man who thinks he can do any
thing finds it difficult to do something,
and generally winds up by doing
no'hing.
Friend What do you do with all yon
rejected manuscript? Scribbler Keep it
to sell when I make a name. Arkansaw
Traveler
Astronomer You don't seem to know
orach about an eclipse. Old Henpecked
O, don't I? I married a brilliant
woman. New York Journal.
Minnie She was engaged, but there
was a cruel misunderstanding. May
What was it? Minnie He understood
her father had monev. Puck.
Jasper Do you think Stead's book.
"If Christ Came to Chicago." will have
any success? Jumpnppe No; the idea
is too wildly improbahle. Puck
"And Skipley has really forgiven the
man that eloped with his wife?" 'What
else could he do? The fellow returned
the $(i nmbrella they took." Inter
Ocean.
Grigshy Why does every hody cry at
weddings? Bangson Well, I imagine
the poor people who have been married
themselves start it and the others joiu
in. Truth.
LmI! fle Hollar Itewarrf.
Strayed from my west pasture, one
iron-grey horse, branded - (half circle)
on left shoulder and two S'a crossed on
right shoulder; rather thin cinch sore
on left rib; foretop roached back to the
plxce for halter. Prottabiy went tow
ards Tygh ltiilge. Will give $0 rewanl
for his return to me at my ranch, or a
liberal reward for any information lead
ing to his recovery.
A. 8. KomtRTH,
lrn Propyct Ranch.
Nolle to Taxpayer).
The county board of equalization will
meet in the assessor's ofliee on .Monday,
Sept. 24th, and continue in session one
week, for the purpose of equalising the
assessment of Wasco conrily for 1SUL
All tax payers who have not been inter
viewed by the assessor will please cull at
ihe office on Thursdays, Fridays or Sat
urdays, as all property must be assessed.
Joe 1. Koontz,
Conntv Assessor.
4;orl Wood
We again have an abundant supply of
dry fir and hard wood for immediate
delivery at the lowest rates, and hope to
be favored with a liberal share of the
trade. Jos. T. Pbtshs & Co.
Mora rrtlla Than Omfort.
"If they make my home much more
attractive and comfortable." said Mr.
(ilimmerton, "I shall have to leave it
altogether. They have taken there
lately to making sofa and chair cush
ions of lovely materials, ami very soft
and comfortable, which tlu-y scatter!
around on the chairs and sofas, but it
seems that these are for visitors only!
and to look at: they are not for mem-
wn, 01 ie lamny. 11 1 uirpei anil su
down on one tif them I hear .Mrs. (Jlitn-
merton or Miss tilimmcrton say: 'Oh,
don't dj that!' and then they come and
put it and smooth it and fix it over '
again, but I know that its invitation is
not for me."
In parts of this conn try dogs are nsed
to drag around little milk carts. In con
nection with this beverage there is little
barm in working the growler. Phil
adelphia Times.
for dilte and Gruba
In my moles and horses, I give Simmons
Liver Kegnlator. I hae not lot ne
I gave it to.
K. T. TjtTkoH, Acrt. for Grangers of Ga.
-a
For Bant.
The Union street lodging honfc. For
terms apply to Geo. Williams, admin
istrator of the estate of John Mlchel
bacli. lm.
for Infante and Children.
CaatarU promote. Pla; tton, and
ovsroouMM t'latulancy, ComittpaUou, Hour
ftomach, Plarrhcea, and FteverUhneaa.
Thus tha child is rendered lwolthy and lu
sleep MtunO. CaetorU contains no
Morphine or other narcotic property.
"Caatortatesowellailaoted to etalMren that
I recommrad Itaesuwiorloaiirprajcrlpuoo
known to bm." 'i- Aauasa. M. 1;,
1U Bouth Oxford BC, Urooatju, M. Y.
For eevaml years I ha iwwnniaoad your
Piuurta,'and uhall alwaye eoaonne odo,
bj It baa utTarlably produced heoenoJal raMUIa.
Edwib V. 1'ARoaB, at. I).,
rath Street aixl Tlh Are,, Now SurkUty.
"The me of 'Oaatorta la so nnlenjel Bad
Ita merits to wall kaowa that U a work of
Miperenwation to eadune lu ew ar the in
U7liireat famllnw woo do not keep Oaatoiia
CUmtoa lliBTm, I. u..
Tub CaaTAOB OoaiMirr, TT Murray Street, N. T.
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Gentlemen :
On arriving home last week, I fonnd
all well and an x ions! y awaiting. Oai
little girl, eight and one-half years old,
who bad wasted away to 38 pounds, is
now well, strong and vigorous, and well
fleshed np. S. li. Cough Cure has done
its work well. Both of the children like
it. Your 8. B. Cough Cure has cured
and kept away all hoarseness from me.
So give it to every one, with greeting
for all. Wishing you prosierity, we are
Yours, Ma. & Mas. J. F. Fobd.
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the Headache and Liver Cnro, bj taking two 01
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