THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 22. 1894.
The Weekly Gbroniele.
Clubbing List.
Tlie Ciikumi i t, whii-li g.vea the news
u-i.-u m Mt la made ui-runm. uieu'.a to
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oner two pa)?r one year ior uuir nmir
than the price of one :
l.-vn!.ir our
ItratKlt 1M V 1. li.Mir
firaiuW ui frttl; rMii
famuli uV, CavyaliUi liruitr
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MIKAKU.E l'ICTI
A Uh.'wI evlitor on the Cregoinau ye-
teniay tried his "prentice hand on a bit of
s write-np for Frank t'.. Carpenter,
the noted correspondent, who is just
from Asia.aud who will write a series
of letters during the Japan-China war
for a syndicate of American !iewspaers,
of which the Uregonian is one. The
article alluded to is mentioned, and the
appended quotations put iu type, sim-
ply to show that the said writer is the
least adiw.tiverous pnrvevor of news on
the cna-t In annlvin? a ha'f column
of cold saliva to the well-uolished repii-
t.tN.n nr Mr i'.,umr i, ns 1 1. fnl .
lowing wonderful language: " series
of wonderful experiences." "The won
derful gun factories of China." "Heat
tended a wonderful China laiiiuet."
"It is only his wondertul letters.'" ""He
has some wonderful thine to tell."
'He can nse this wonderful material.''
"The emltodiment of his wonderful re -
searches." But really the most won -
derfu! thing mentioned is that Mr. Car -
penter traveled in places that were so
steep that he had to be carried up by
men. which is a pretty steep story.
We would advise our big contempor -
arv to buv its reiiortorial force a di.-tion-
nrr enntuininff ti.hiff nf viinnnn. nH
nine bushels of adjectives, that he write
no longer so fearfully and wonderfnliv.
rut posr i:xi'i:t:ss
We have just finished reading an
article in the Sunday Oregonian, entitled
"The I'ony Express," and written by
John Flenry Martin. Outside of some
dates, we donbt if there is a true state -
nient in it. The roads along the Carson
river never existed except below where
the Nevada state prison stands, and
there the Carson river rnus through a
country where the sage brush grows
down to the water's edge, and the
country is as level as the flats about
Umatilla. There never was a pony ex
press rider killed by the Piutes. In
fart that tribe never killed anyone ex
cept at the famous battle of Pyramid
lake, aud then nobody was hurt only
those who out ran themselves getting
away. It may be possible that someone
has been staffing Mr. Martin, but if not,
it is a eietir case that John Henry is try
ing to staff the balance of ns. We lived
at Carson at the time the nonv express
was started, and "Pony Bob" and other j
wild west aide shows were not there.
We wish to say, however, that the Ore-
gonian is not responsible for the story i
that honor being reserved for McClure's
' magazine.
A PRACTICAL IICMAXITAMAS.
Miss Adaima Lncinda Brown, the ac
complished graduate of a Buffalo, N". Y.,
seminary, wbo was married to a Pitt
river Indian in Modoc county, where
she is teaching an Indian school, was
formerly a teacher at Yainax agency, in
Klamath county. She is a humanita
rian, and zealously labors for the up
lifting of the Indian, Negro and other
neglected and somewhat despised races.
Yet the nobility of the lady's ideas re
ceives the studied contempt of the pre
of the coast. There may be such a
thing as the lady being right and the
opinion of the paper rotten. Ashland
Kecord.
It ia quite certain that Miss Adalina
Lncinda Brown might Lave been done
more brown than ehe Las been. She
might, for instance, Lave married a
white man with no higher ideas than
those of the gentleman who penned
the article above quoted. An educated
woman who marries an Indian for the
purpose of uplifting" him is only
lowering herself to his level.
Falb's earthquake and tidal wave
have not shown tip yet. We have
opened communication with Mr. Lord,
wbo is at the seaside, to send ns word aa
soon as it arrived there, and will thns
have the first news, because the Lord
only knows w hen or how it is going to
come. Jnst bow that tidal wave is going
to get here is a mystery. It can't come
over the bar without a pilot, for that is
contrary to the act of the legislature ; it
can't be towed up the river, for that
would be undignified; it can't he tent
by express, for that would break it, and
if it came by freight it wouldn't stop
here anyhow for the O. K. & X. would
take it to Arlington at the tame price.
In consequence of these things we ven
ture the prediction that Falb is off hit
base.
The Pendleton Eaet Oregonian be
lieve that the repeal of all lawa for the
collection of debts wonld do more to re
lieve the workers and producers than
any other one thing proposed or to be
proposed, and that paper further cays :
"It would .imply prevent the manipu
lative, speclaiive and parasitical claasea
from getting on the backs and bodies of
f the Uiw, to gradually exhaust their
imoim-M ami tlimtroy meir n
'would drive rapita! into industry in-j
1 ........ I .f inl.i LimU Mil. I HliirtPMI. to i
give euinlovuiont to labor au.t em - onr -
i Ul toVUtr,.,i,r. It would tartly
,.revnt the water'...,: of tto.-k. ami di-
ontiuue ttio prin t!. of l,oMinuthVl . " '
worker aiul prodtnvra to exact from
iht'tn dividends on these in Muted and
corrupt sal
lies. IVi.t is at the noimiu
encourage and periHtuate it are laws!
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kiitim me uei .mervMs u. toe .roii.
our contemporary the Fveniuj Tele-
gran, print, a pretty little description of
ho. veral IkvS ro,le from Sho.hone to
Portland. We do not like to crilicue.
i but how can- we believe the .tory when
litaav, that on the i:;th of June thev
: took tlie I nion l acme train at 1 ort.uuu
land started east. A. a matter of fuel
1 there was no Union Pacific train on that
! date, and ver little Union Pacific rail -
j road in this vicinity. The boys proba -
bly came np on the I). V. & A. N. Co.".
boats, but a the Portland dailies are
! forbidden to mention that Hue, the Tele-
j gram is excusable, as it would have been
unable to get the boys ont of town any
'other way, and so thev wonld have
j mised all the tun.
( We acknowledire the reit'ipt of
cuui -
I ill imeti rv tlctpt tii thu Oremn state
fair, to be held at Salem next niouth
At the same time we received copy for
whnnt t."i srnrth of frw nntieea. We Lave
no nse for either. Salem is more kinds
of swine at once than any other town in
the stute. Eastern Oregon has uot for
gotten her action concerning the branch
1 insane asylum, and will see to it that
, Salem and Salem's sideshows are let
1 surely alone. The state iui.- is nothing
! but a horse racing arrangement at the
! best, and dented poor horse racing at
i that. There is one thing Eastern Oregon
j would do for Saiem cheerfully, and that
is to assist in making some other place
the mniti.1 nf the state
We have stated two or three times in
i these columns that we will not print
I :
is good, had or indifferent, if it is seut to
this shop it goes into the waste basket.
We don't 'like to make this refusal, be
cause we don't like to hurt anyone's
feelings, bnt we are forced to refuse the
; passable rhyme, in xirder to stand off
j those who write without reason, rhyme
j or canst. We respectiully refer all
I writers of th class to the old Latin
! proverb. "It mnrtuu nil a mi innm."
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Mr., rranklin Eane editor of the j
Tacoma News, delivered an address at ,
tlm T" ;i .("i ill a tail-AnHnr (uir mK!i-H Wait .
Dowerv enough to satisfy a vonng ladies j , lu 1 ortina le,e8'ui ,ve lUe lo",
class in bounv, but in the' midst of it 1 low,nS concermng the pretlictions of U ig au 0,n secret here that Secret
he made a strange slip. He said "Like J "rthquakes and tidal waves, a subject ries Gresham and Carlisle Lave advised
Hercules we have touched the earth and ! that iU9t DOW isof 'Jerable interest: Mr. Cleveland to sign the tariff bill and
eained new strensrth." Mr. Lane was i "Irof"' Kndolph ialb, the German let congress adjourn, leaving the domo-
mistaken in his man. Herenles ,M I
on the earth most of the time. The I
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,ed strength :
bes.de- we !
gentleman he alluded to
Francis Train. He gaine
tt K.'T, nn tii. fyr.iiinil m n f 1
re told he once
lit" in Tacoma
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'lhc
secretarv of the treasuri-.
Mr.
: 1 - ' 1 - I - , . i
r"8le. Knul8 Prlnleu 1 u l"e
I senate oiu to ine enstoms oiucers.
From this it can easily be inferred that
the secretary knows what the ultimate
fate of the bill be. Cleveland has given
no intimation as to w hat he intends to
do with the bill, but Carlisle would cer
tainly not be preparinglumt the new
law in force unless he.kriJuV it was going
to be the law.
Beloved brethren of the newspaper j
fraternity, make a point of always giving ;
proper credit for the work of your
scissors. Sometime it happens that an
exchange might clip that same scissored
article and give yon credit for it. This
wonld place you in a peculiar position,
for then well we have seen several
cases of that kind recently.
The president ia still at Buzzard's bay
wrestling with his defeat and the mala
ria. Gorman still Bits in Washington
awaiting his return. The senate tanffj Is it the attempt of nature to throw
bill will 1 the law in a few day. more, I y u m the predlclloni of t,
i If", nt, (rTnBt German professor, Falb? We wot
Wowed before he wi,l sign it. and then !no Lu, w,ndeH
he won't.
The senate is unable to do business, a i
bare quorum being in the city, and of ;
these enough being awav from the
capital to prevent business being done.!
In the house vesterday but little was !
done, the session lasting oulv fifty
minutes. " j
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The wnr between Japan and China so
far teems to have been fought princi pally
in the newspapers. At far as lying is ;
concerned honors are pretty easy, though j
we incline to the opinion that the Jape ,
excel is that as well as the other bar-
barons arts of war.
Congress ttill manages to keep a quo
rum, bat that is about all it can do.
When the tariff bill is finally settled
there will be a grand scattering for
home.
The Pendleton Tribune it congratulat-',
ing itself upon the good work it has done
In exposing tbe whiskey -to-Indian busi
ness. Our contemporary is premature
in itt boasting, for the end it not yet.
senator Dolpb hat left Washington,
and will arrive in Portland in a few
weekt.
SO W
Of OCR VILI.IOXAIRIS.
It it aDuouonrd that William Waldorf
Astor, who loea JSOOO a month on his
j P-rioUU-.l, The Pa.l Mail Magaatne, ha.
e ir'ritish ie
! " oth"- ' "r A"m'l
deiiilevl that
this country to live. Their home i in
New York, hut their complaint i that
New York never does anything to make
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life nleacant lor these many nnllioned ;
therefore they won't live in America ,
: th.nk they are nnkinjly tr,.tel appear.
( to 1 that Nt w ork ha. heen vainly
Ury.ng for year, to make w...e of them
pay their taxes. Thu U too had. New
B
honor of having our American nobility
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i institute a conxunt round of i-traw henry ;
nd lc creant festivals and baseball.
! P"" tbeir honor and invite them
' It ought to sit up night thinking :
j of ways to amte them and pet them, j
e owe ceryth.ng to our nuh.on.,res. ,
e do. ,n country. I,,e onl-T
j trouble is that we do not properly a(-
j rrecite them. When that beggarly ;
UattenWrg finally makes up his u.ind
! wbich American millionaire s daughter
J he will marry, and wheu the rest of;
jthem buy their deer parks and I-ointon
I houses and get regularly into the sw im
wilh iiritifh nobilities and
peruana we wi.i tnins more oi mem aim
begin to wake np to the beauty aud
i brains that are loit to us forevermore.
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.u.. i. uin o. iu. up bouic uiii-a m
sure what rare spirits have vanished
! from our midst.
One thing we are certain of, however,
' tl.ut llttl. f .-f I...V..11, n.,i
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j disconsolate. We know they w ill draw
their money regularly from this coun-
try. We are still good enough to pay
; rents to our millionaires and furnish the
: material for their coupon cutting.
Meantime if eight people do frequently
Meantime if eizht neonle do freonentlv
i live in one room iu the cities whence our
noble millionaires derive their revenues,
and if a dozen people are sometimes re-! gument does not seak well for Mr.
Jiorted in one morning paper as having Carlisle's opinion of the intelligence of
committed suicide tiecause they cannot j the democratic senators, as every intel
pay rent and have nothing to eat be- ligent reader of the newspapers knows
sides, what does this matter? What that the treasury will not for a long
right bavethey to disturb the good times time to come collect any tariff on sugar,
of our millionaires abroad by making ' tor the very simple reason that the
such unpleasant items in the morning f sugar trust has supplied itself with all
papers? And let the Americans stop at : the raw sugar it will need for months,
once trying to take care of their suffer- j in order to escape the payment of the
ing poor these times and go to work nnd
in akt- the ronntrr nlewsant for our mil-
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hnn.inu Ir, it.rn in S.n L- 111 in
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i;egiter.
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ukpn in va'n t""? win the
few wef,k!- ie gxl-ntured about it,
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nd6 8 thathe "Wing no m.stake. j
He 19 lote,i 1,1 the tltia;0' --nn of a
m.-em. unit as ;. iuK mat um ireuici.iuiii! i
of ' critical days" for ISM are divided I
"uo lnree 1 'ss;s. "nu mat Angtist .sum
i is the first critical dav of the first class,
to he followed by September 'Jltth and plaining he doen the more republicans
Octolier I'sth. He at-ks a suspension of will be elected to the next house. For
jadgmetit on his prediction until these that reason republicans hoj that he
dates are passed. His dates for the j will send a message to congress,
second class are September Kth, ( iirtober i
Hth and November ISth ; for the third senator Vest made another savage at
ciass, August 16th, N'ovemlier 27th and! tack on Mr. Cleveland in a speech on
December 27th. It will be observed that j Wednesday, daring w hich he let the cat
i only one date has been passed, August
i 16th, which belongs to the third, or
least important class ; and so far as we
have heard there were no unusual at-
mospheric conditions, except that it was
the beginning of excessively hot weather. !
I
And now it is deffnitely established j
that the lights Sunday evening of which '
we spoke, were genuine Northern lights, '
the Aurora Boreal is. that heretofore
have been content to twinkle only in
the winter time, when the nights are
long and the genuine aurora is shaking
iKp Hpr from 1 1 of' Kair .rintH n f i1,a orma.
around in Angust with the thermometer
standing at f0 in the shade is indeed a
rarl1?-
, .
The latest son of York, the brand
Taking new Ubv, has been christened,
" Pa" through the world bearing
tbe n111 Edward, Albert, Christian,
George, Andrew, Patrick, I 'avid. That
congiomeration of pre-nominal titles
ought lo prove . licrobe k!;lcri ,nd
WBrrant u,e owner B(,ainl). evervthing
frorn toIic to tootliiplf ,,e .,l0nld
w P,Ued ,.addy for Bnd , ,e.e
,,; rff,ndlnotiier.
It Mionlrl He la f irry Hoaw
J. B. Wilson. 071 Clay St., Sharps
burg, Pa., says he will not be without
Dr. King's New Discovery for consump
tion, coughs and colds, that it cured bis
wifewho was threatened with pnentnoni
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after an attack of "la grippe," w hen
various other remedies and several pby- !
sicians had done her no good. Eobert
Barber, of Cooksport, Pa., claims I. ;
King's New Discovery Las done him
more good than anyth'ng he ever nsed
for long trouble. Nothing like it. Try
it. Free trial bottles at Rni pes & Kin-erslv's
niilON L t 1 .an
1
from mir Kcvubu- forrrrM.n..-.il-
Wamiix.iton, Aug IT. l!"-
The worat tfiiuuiT of Mr. l l. velaml
cooM not with liiw to ott iir- a ...ore
humiliating pomtion limn
he dm- at
tliix writing. II. Iih Meet. ilefeate.1 in
tli tight witli the l.orinan I'.nee ii'iu
hiiiation, which lie liii.taeif invite.!, mid
he !ia now to i-Iioom- between r-ii.wi,' .
vetoing or allowiup to lviine a iaw
u ;tl...ni 1. 1.. -.....,.... ft... ......at., ruriff
, Mill. i'.i. ,. BT.K . . .
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t oiiif wincti or -iHrncTeri.c-.i n.
ter to Mr. Wilson a uinleni.'rtii.
pcrtiJiotm ami ililionorahle." i'
, im.limiti(1I1. ,ie
,
, .u BntU ,,e .j,, (ori.e .
)ret. tnlje.
! But there are weightv rca.n. w hr he
.":;.
c.in,iollSt lnf fintt of w,ic, j, nni- u r.m. he :i. . K-et. d to sleep
verMj ut.mBj iro, the bunitifs men ; v i:h the !ious.;i:u.i.l. nnd u-ide from
section, !! parties that the ' her unw el. ..me s.inn.. u she found it
hau a!lowwl t ,m.IIIt. w, Ul M!a'.vk:.rd to .lis,MW, .,f her l.lu. k wiir.
u . i( order t hvf , ; had ... ait -.. th. won.len.,. nrl
(o do u j u. fall ivsle.,. M;,r
lJ Zr in .
nuH,t weighty reawn with Mr. Cleve- I ,Hui!i,r-r.-.m as wait rest., and hud her
.g 'knowie(llc tllHt tll,. M.nte tirst jrlimi.se of the p.n-1 Her jonrnul
wouj refllM, to .mM B11V hill that he : wv:
known wj () , i ... ... .,. m ui.i.
,
The iwp gun tariff bills for fiee iron,
j coal, suaar and barbed wire, which the
honse passed and sent to the senate, are
t traue democratic mutulters ol ttie nouse
to souare themselves w ith their free
: trade eonstitnent. The ot.lv one of
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. .iiein inai coiiiu rHwiiiiv ire. inroutu
' sugar, and that one the administration
' joins the suear trust in ontiosinc- See-
retarv Carlisle and the airent of tlie
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cuni ...IB. IIC I.1.U 1,1 HIIIU 114 i uiim..
j to prevent the passage of the free sugar
j bill, the latter trying to frighten '.hose
j democratic senators whose Votes are not
controlled by the sugar trust, by repre-
I senting that the moucy to be collected
I thrnuh th taritr nn u.-nr is ahaolutelv
throusrh the tariff on suimr is absolutely
necessary to save the administration
from another issue of bonds. This ar-
! duty. The real reason whv the admin
I itrtion i. nnn.,1 n tr .im.r ia that
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lit wonld knock the sugar trust out of
1 the two cents a pound which it pro
; poses to add to the price of sugar
"- -a
craw to mate u.e tesi uiey can inui
vidually of the surrender of Mr. Clew
land and the house, when thev take the
. , i"
.tump lor he congressional campaign.
But so far Mr. Cleveland has refused to
accept ineir aavice, necause ne wants to
"get even" with Gorman and his sup-
porters by w riting a message to congress
explaining his position. The more ex-
out of the bag as to Lis sorcheadednest
he hasn't been given any pap. He also
argued that Secretary Carlisle'! letter
against the passage of the popgun tariff
bills proved w hat Las all along been con
tended by many of the democratic sen
ators, that Secretary Carlisle favored the
!"",e. bS" nd not tbe 'lleo bUK
There ? r,Bn,or that Mr' ?"rllle
role,tl,V ,e"er Wltb0t co",Bn!tin Mr'
ucvcmuu, tor tue purjnc ui making it
more certain that the senate tariff bill
would be allowed to become a law, with
or without Mr. Cleveland's signature,
and that in consequence the relations of
tbe two men are strained to tucb an ex
tent as to make the resignation of Sec
retary Carlisle a probability.
liepuhiicant consider the work of tlie
session done, and so many of them have
: gone home that the senate is already
I arlthnnt a nnrvmin and tHr.l tn m.!n
to. It it probably because of the knowl
edge that nothing can be done that cer
tain democratic senators have become to
solicitous that some bill should be
passed that will take away the profits
they have deliberately voted to give
tbe sugar trust. There is democratic
hypocrisy on every hand. The senators
are merely trying to keep up with the
record made by the house democrat
when they passed a tariff bill with a
duty on iron, sugar, coal and barbed
wire, and immediately afterwards passed
separate bills patting those articles on
the free list. The voters of the country
will in November express their opinion
of this tort of basinets. Cai.
for Colic aad Oribl
In my mulee and hornet, I give Bimmons
Liver Ilegtilator. I have not lost ne
v ' to.
K' T' TATt.oa.Agt. for Grangers of Ga.
for Riwt.
The Union street lodging house, lor
terms apply to Geo. Williams, admin
istrator of the estate of John Michel
bach, lm.
I . ... t ...rkBrr W Mlrnai Wit
tt thr ll.mar ' Truaiaou.
s,.iii. ..f the .liltn iiltir 'f living up
' , , ,li-L-ui nr.- iHn-tint'-l in mi old
; M..rv rv.-mlv j.r.ul.'d ii. ;hi.-k
l:i.'a. n.e. iu "
t :i l;id t- j. iirual
kept 111 the ycur l:i'.. uml i.'M ncr
M-ri. lu ' in vi-ilin' the I. ioi"ii fi"l"
Iv in tl )-ui- of u luily mi.id. Her
tri. ii l lrv Neville. lio wa invited
1. 1 iiiaUe the visit, could liol uilor.l u
maid or 11 loirs.- for h. r little irl. "
t lie . .11111.' woiiiihi volunteered to net in
that" .ij..eitv iiu.liT the niiim- Miirion
l.uiiirliiis.v l hev U.ih U l..n..'d to the
same lil. iai v elnl. u hit h im hid. d Murj
and K.inily 'riniivs.ni. savs the New
oi k IIU. hut Us she hud never met
them she considered herself siife from
suspicion. Hie iirran'i-.! her pretty
tresses iiinh r a course hlu. U wiu. and
(jiiite truiisornicd hcrsvlf into a eoii
veiitionul lit.lv i imii.l. As s.m thev
irri-e.I 1.1 I lie isn-i s nous.' nei irnii"..
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,.mt me.
i 'I'hr im'l Ih'itiiii to ols, rve her very
cl.-ly after this, and she In-camc
1 nervous t hut slfi. neurlv forgot her purl
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j 'in"'
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if his room, where he h.y suink-
.1 s.ti.liinr 1 tier in uiul
a,:;e.l her to hrinir him a In m .k fr..in
' l.-.vnstairs. He iitu mpt.-d todest rilM-
j it. hut it was a (.eriuun work mid h.
' tl
' tliouyht
she cnlil not r"U.l it. "1
know." she haiil. and uii-kly went
down and hrought it to him. "So you
mule rstaiiil I i. rnian." he said, und she
jrove un evasive reply aud left the
roo.n. That evening at dinner Tcn.iv
.,ii could not draw a is irk from a ! r
Is .t tie nil. I after everyone hail trivd and
failed he tMtitl to Mrs. Neville: "Where
is your Marion? She can do it: hlie can
do everythinir. from reading l.ernuiii lo
waiting at table. Let her try." Marion
came. and. umid u chorus of niilne-ies
and explanations, she drew the cork.
Another day at dinner she was sum
moned to the tjl.le for sntae trivial ren
I it" found out afterwards
I that it was to settle a dispute aln.ut the
I '
t.. h.r of her eves. Eventually her
identity was revealed and the
took the trick all in good part.
family
A TOUCH MAN TO INTERVIEW.
Lord RaJMl.ili.il hnn-hlll'a alnablr Op.a
Io m. cit Urn and Thing-..
Lord lluudolph htirvhill had just
aliakeu huiuts w tih a few intmiiiuI
friends when a New York '1 riluine rc-
'rU advanced ...el Ih -gged his N.rh.i.
for a liniment. The Kmrlixhiimu M.ook
him r()raiullv ,. tlll. ,mna. ,,ut ,.
. hl. ,.,, h). was'u ,,, h,,ap.r 1Iiali
would "just iike to know," he drew
back, and in tones of anirer. hieh he
made no attempt to conceal. Raid: "1
hay, now : really, you know , this is too
much."
"The newspuper men," auid the re
porter, "would like to know if yon "
"Just fancy." said the lord, inter-
l roptinff: "I really did not rirt. yuu
know, to lie called upon to tmy any
thing alHi.it whut I don't know any -thintr
alxnit."
"Would you tell ns NomeUiiuir alMi.it
the )Mii'ical situation in England?"
continued the reenter, finishing the
question.
"Now, upon my honor," he answered.
"I really didn't come over to talk to re
porter." "Do you intend remaining long in
America'.'"
"By Jove. youH have to ask that of
some one elue, for I don't know, I'm
sure."
"Mr. liladntone has Wen iuvited to
come to America. Do you think he w ill
come'.'"
Thia Mt-nifil to interest Lord I'.ah
doiph. and he said: ' Has he?" Then
suddenly checking himself. Haid: "Good
day."
His foot waa on the step and hU hand
atill held the handle of the carriage
door.
'I Lord UoM'bery's miniatry likely
to loMt much longt-r?" a-sked the re
porter. Lord Randolph saw the man on the
box. who was still looking over his
shoulder, and he said to him: "Now,
driver, look here."
Juat then Lady Bandolph Churchill
approached, and they both su pped into
the carriage. The rbht honorable
(rcntleman. the member from South
Paddinirton. said merely: "Go." ho
the driver cracked his whip, and away
they went.
Where Monks aad Niiim Abound,
The religions stutiHticn of Belgium
for pejii, according to the London tiuur
diuii. which were only published t.e
wurds the chwe of last year, (rive the
nurulier of coiiveiitial institulions and
their inmates in the kindom T'M mon
asterie.,. with ..'i.:i3 hiatera and mum.
Theiw. have grown during the decade
preceding fr.ii -..j:! HHinutttirieH, with
4.120 monks uml J.P.Ml convents, with
21,21'.' sIkI.ts. T1P itiereaM- was not so
rrcat aa in the period IKTo-io. when
many of the monks and nuns exiellil
from Prussia s..ttled in iU'lium. In
the next dermic many of thesr re
turned. owiri(f to the relaxation of the
church laws. But tlu-re are still ver
.TO.tsiO men and women belonging to
the various orders, and taking the pop
illation of lW hrium in lti at C.ooo.usi,
we find one monk or sinter to every son
persons.
1 f .' , " l!
: )
A YOUNG GIRL'S FORTUNE.
AN INTERESTING SKETCH.
Smiling urinrnN m tniriifly In a BwHhHtt
mlis iiiHi m. lu r d'l.ik'iu. r it Im-Miun mui
..iii.iiilul ..lliiui an I a., i. in,-; iKU
iuu.'iiu-r. hlan. i.'. n-.w ra m aur, had
In, ti i.-rrilily nitluU'l v.'lih rtrvniiiiiie. kiHl
li I lint .lm l uiirv ini ul lii r right ana. st.
w- In wwili a tuii'lUioi. .hnt wa bad in krp
her Imm M'liixil and alwu.hai tier iiiibic io.
mmis. In Iwl. we li and Kl Vltia damw, anil
are ni.lliv. lut ! au lllnlnalil. n-iunly .(
MiHild be had thai terrtl.in altllrlliin. w
lla.1 ellililoyrd .ll)rsli'ln. In nw nss'ltrd nn
Wiii lll imui Ihmu. Tim lint of lul iww
apuilied Imt ' .iii'K and alllMMKu alia ha,
token oiiljr Uinsj lailea uf kerviaa nhe n
wi'isli. it pmiiiit. : hir oervnuiiusia and tii.
Iiuuk of st. Viiiu. lioii'O am entimljr iui.
tii'inl vln4 ninil.rlT, and umlin uh rnta
ant ami raw. bliu lia rtss.veri'.l isanjil i,
of her ami. her aia-tit to Mnemlid. and iM
milieu rould imeurr lor iir dauKliUir (Us hraiui
lr. Vilm N.rvlii lias lirmiHti. tier
When my liMtlwr rwanuietMled tha rmt.
I hod no nli h lu iwluul mtHiieiiuv, and iiij
n. linen In bliu. Iiul aa a uut mailt ho w in t
a IsKtlo, wo Isman Kivlim It tii Klaneha, and thj,
rflwx waa alui Imuiudialo,' Silx H. n
Uiill.iek. Hrik'hi.Hi. N Y.
Ir. Uim' UisDiimnvo Kerrtnu la wild tT tll
dnuniUwon ."v,' truataiiler. or Mnt dinq
.y die IT. Mil.. Mistical Itt, Ilk hart, lint., oo
rslt ot pm. tl .sir tMMtln. na Imttli hr Iu,
rxpnsa .ri nl. ll i aalUvely Ireg fhaa
ojoai. or UaiitfenMei dnur.
SHERIFFS SALE.
ntlt- it tu n hj- i;(vttt, f halt Utnlrr and k vit
, tnr t w "It ttl tit ion iMtird iMtltil lhv irrtill
I miri ul tut-Hint' mir"n lor W vhh ('mint?,
on x he U Mb i1!r.il J uv. 14. ujo juiliriurul
ttlvco a i tit H'twlt-ml in wnnl (.'ourt ntitl rtiMs mi
th .ii o( Mairru. 14. ud rural lti aiid drk
tt1 thi-rv'lu tt tfv r:tt Umv ! Mrt'tt. li. in i
i tutiiM v h r')ii .lia'pH A Jiihnwo plat u tiff
' ami i. 1 1 hrwit tlt(KlMn(, ami In mdi
m-tvtl. and mmraaiMtMiK ' l "y ?-m ud
hvII .he Utiiertv il tlH- MiUl tli4'Hiiht. O. It
Tmkif. i tntirh thfr-'l inav In iiM-tiury
(Vftatufv all Jmltnul n1 nnl, I flkd on tin
MhiUvirf July. In ptn th f'P
henMtmflfrtl"'nb"Q th- tf(t nf muU or
U nUttut. U IK 'l-v..r. aiii will m Thumuy.
1 thr 13th flay mf nptmtHr, 1N.
nt the htm r or Uti -l-k A, M , mt thr vur1
' hot) d-urt lu IniHii t itv. tii aa'.d MHinti,
g irr-rin, M'tl nt piittlif Kurtmn u tht-hiirtiM( hid
' dir f'f r-h lu haiitl, nil Iht r eht. titlr and lit
iiwvtl if th uml it. h. 1lot, In and tt tftr
atd iiri mlww, UlrU a hml ou atd dav ut
; JUF h. Ivu. itr h ntiMNi a4Uirl. nr mi muctt
th-rti( uim ht- wn urr In tatialr ld JUtlx
1 rm'iit nf Ii 7 aitb tiit'-rtnt at n pr rent., and
th lurthT auru ft f iw tot and dlntmrw
' uifttta. nnd tiif-i aud rxiwnmw ttt I hi writ.
! Thr loliowiitB; in a ttwanrintuin f th timtrt
ntmva rfrVrwt tt, nd which will br aml at thv
jtlmfiitid filar and uimiii thr terms and mtidi
( th'U) rUvr nHmtttititxi. u w it
I. Thr Mintti half nf thr intr' hant fiiiartrT,
J th' nurtliwri tjuart? i tlir uitrtutiant nunrirr
I and tur itrrtin i unrtvT of Un iinrthwtart qu. J
j ur H rrtmu ? in titiihiv I north, raityr W
; ra-t. M aiaun-tti' !th1ju. In rouiit?
tr U'ii
' l-t" ? and . in hhw-L vl. Mi Hwlnw Hiuft
! Addition tn lmlhw itv, UMn rtniut. fTvw
1 hat frrlmn iU- allrd thr MriMiimid
; pliK'T. thr name! tlu( Hit fimfM-rtv nonvrvrd n
!u 1 1 avloT lv V. A MrlMinatd and wltf. and
i hrlMf HHirr t-artitutarl v tlorrilrtl aa Inllnw
I t om nn!!!! ufc itt a fMiiut In th? ntrth hnnniUrv
: lntr i if Nf)t- v tihiit h athlllton to I'aii- ( lt,
our rhain ard l(irru hnka ra-tiTlv Imm thr
j linrthwftat mrtirr nf -nld Nrrr A Jtlon attdl
linn and rutin lntr thtitt- ra'lv-rlr nIdhc thr
, north lxuudnrv tim of Vi-n ititi adli
i ti'Hi.two huiMlnd and in ftvt.ninr-nr !, hi t
wU-ti lMunlry llnr of a h4 nf land onovryrrt
' hr Jainr f-utton ntol w:fr tn I'rntlla h!mhi
; lv a dtri ln'triiiK daU tiv JTih dv d r'rhruary.
1 lv'. n-vTd'd o Mitrt- -Ml. liook ot i:rrml n
; I) n( Wai i-niut . Ui'o- northerly and
ainna: Mild wrMfrrn Umiiilttry linr nt 11m nld lot
niiitioN to 1'riM'iita W hTid. aud jiTtwlut tiou
or coiitinimthtii tirrt-(f to a vilnt a h'M thr uia
n rtituin-d wiMiid lntm-t thr (MruLhwv"ttni
, IxmniUr lint of tri--t Intd nut tT I1k- authort
tlra of ImtUn 'lty and cnlrd rulton air-rt. If
natd 'itithwwt'Tu )MinndHr llnr of Mid Hilton
' rtrrrt wr prif4hi(-vd aim ttnttntir! U mirh lu
j trr'lttti tlu'iit-r Ira a rtiriit lint to nnd wiotit
j tlif Mud Miiithaotttoru iHiiimiurT if rulton ntrtt't
i tl thr iNilnt Wht'tr thr Mm lliU'rrrta thr mt
; rrn tMMiiidarr linr uf thr Innd nwnrd lf ;!
' wrth lord thmrv touihrrt' aloua: thr nwtrrii
; Illicit Mild land ownrd lr Hutwnrth Ird X'
1 thr ,iwr of b-iuu!tiir, xnf.tlinr tlwrrfnTm a
tn)- of land thirty Iwi ui w idth till thr rat nidr
nf wild trat. whi-h b Inn rnvrvr4l In 1 Hi 11 a
; ' ity (or rtrir1 tmrj-t"-. Mild land lyltiR and b'
i In In lalln ( U. UftM-oiimhtv. (imtuii.
! iial.ia City, trf-Mt. July W. Ju,
I jul-l ..l T. J Muvr.u,
I rhrnrt f W ar Cntinty. lirafm.
! SHERIFF'S SALE.
Sntlr la bT.-hT kIvpii thai lUKlm and by irtn
of in ,ixuiinn. ImiimI mil o( liir t.'trruU ( onrt
l lb ft tale id irirli ! V aarxi louiiU, ira Uw
211 day m Jul), IHH, itaoii a dnrn (iireii and
rendrrrd in aaid mnrt tm Iho 7th d of July
1 Iwt, In nana whmn Y. bltri waa )ilala
tin and Kmllr H Kln.'hart and Harr I'.inrhart.
' harui Kln'bart. ( art Klimhart and I'hiHip Kiw
I hart, miniira, by thrir (nanlutii ad liumi. . II
I HiHauin, w-r dri. mlaiiu. and lo ni dirwKd
: and dcllrrrval. and fomniNiMllnir mr li aatlal
I tlicauin ol l.'t.mi, with mair-t tlicr.n at tar
rl of apprrait tar annum fnno aald 7th day
! id July. Il. anil I.mi.ou attoruay few
v Miian oi au.t ami afrmiuir nan, ny arutuK'
In Ihn narnifi proviib'd bv law for tU aale j
rial pmnrrtT. all of tha rlaht. tltlr and InUfiart
of aaid ilel.-nUiil, r.nilly H. Klnnhart. nayn-Kln.-h.rt.
aai.M Klmdiart. I art Kin-liart ainf
Phillip Klnrhart In and Ui b.ta "l," II ' ami
"I." lu Iml.ir I. rami V law Addition lo Hall"
f'ltr. lu ao ( utility, tutr i.i (irrcnu. anwrd
Ilia to thr oflirial plat thormf aa II. aame ap
paraof nrord within and fur aald ouutr anil
mw. I will on Thuradav, Aiifnat !BI, lH.
th hour id 10 o r a. m , at tha onurt h.Hiar
d.aw tn Imllw (Ht. in an id louuty and
aril at public aunrioo to thr hnttioat bnUbrr Inr
oaah In hand, all thr riht. tub. and lnunvtof
tav Mid d.'fmdanta in and Ui Ibr abnvr iiainid
nd d"arrlbrd pn-mwa or an much Ibettaif
may I Drrrwnry I i aatialy thr aum alai"
liatuod.
I.ailva City. Ortumi, July JM. 1!.
T J. l.ltlVt.K.
Jlyjl, ."it. MIktIIT of W aw u Coilllt . I inKmi
A. iTE'W
LTndertatiD2 Establisliiiicut
1
11 n.M-a i;. ; t- i-
PUINZ & NITSCJIKK
-TtKAI.KMK IN
Furniture and Carpets.
W Lava atliled to onr buHioent a
comi.let Und-rtakinf JiaUbliahnient.
and as we are in no way connected with
tbe Undertaker' Trait, our price
be low arcordintflv.