DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE. WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 20, 1893 FRENCH & CO., BANKERS. TRANSACT A OESKRAL BANKING BUalNXSe letters o( Critdit i sailed available in be Eastern States. Sight Exchange and Telegraphic Transfers sold on Iew t ork, Chicago, M. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Oregon, Seattle Wash., and various points in Or egon and ashington. Collection made at all point on lav orable term. J. a. BCMBNCI. frwaUUnt. J. M. Patterson casalar. first Jlational Bank. VHB DALLES. - OREGON A General Banking; Business transacted Deposit receiyed, subject to bigat Draft or Check. Collection made and proceed promptly remittea on aay 01 collection. Bight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on few York, ban rrancisco ana rort-land. DIRBOTOHS. D. P. Thompson. J mo. 8. Schince. Ed. M. Wiu.iams, Go. A. Lissa. H. M. Bkau.. THE DALLES Rational Bank, Of DALLES CITY, OR. President - - -Vke-Presidont, Cashier, - - Z. F. Moody Cqarlis Hilton M. A. Moodt Ccaeral Banking Business Transacted. Sight Exchanges Sold on KEW YORK, SAN FRASClPCO, CHICAGO and PORTLAND, OR. Collections made on favorable term at ail accessible points. The Fifth Annual A ROYAL OCULIST. The Grand Work Ituno by Duke Carl The oilor of IhtvurUi. Puke Carl Theodor of Havnrra now has three hospitals in active service for persons sutlVruur frotu discuses of the eyes. One in ut Meran. another ut Munich, and a third at Tegernsee. At this last he passes most of his time. Poor patient are treated without cost. TOO MANY RELATIVES. -OF THE- Agri Second Eastern Oregon District ietv cultura Soc WILL BE HELD AT THE fiflLItES, OREGON, October 10th, 1893, Continuing five. days. DVTKX CAUL THKODOR OF BAVARIA. and all payments by those who can afford to make them are employed for the good of the poor of the district. The duke is a general in the Bavarian army, and is the brother of the em press of Austria. In 1874 he married as his second wife Princess Maria Josepha of Ilraganza, who assists him in his charitable work. Ilis eldest daughter by this second marriage is Princess Sophie, born in 1ST5. She has inherited her father's skill, and is his principal assistant in his work as an oculist. The duke always enters his consulting room by seven o'clock in the morning; and the young prin cess takes her share in soothing the sufferers and enters with enthusiasm into the charitable work. As an ex ample of the duke's skill, it may be mentioned that he recently removed a splinter of iron from the eye of an iron turner, an operation which had defied the skill of several other oculists. The duke is the heir presumptive to the throne of the palatinate of Bavaria, as his elder brother, Ludwig, who married a commoner, has renounced his right. PUBLIC SCHOOL GLADIATORS. Urmine Allrgr-d to lie Out or Fashion, TVhUe Mnacle Is Worshiped. rThe "school board boy" is knocking at the door, and the young gladiators turned out at Eton, Harrow and Rugby are rapidly coming, in their favorite parlance, to be 'nowhere." This is the opinion of Dr. Mitchell Banks, pro fessor of anatomy at I'niversity col lege. Liverpool, and his reason is, says the London Duily News, that "brains'' in this country have gone out of fash ion, while "the worship of muscle and bone have been carried too far." Well 'tine of the f Iwm ' from Which, Ureal Mo Hate Often to Suffer. 1 While in Africa some years ago Sir Samuel Baker was engaged in an expe dition of research which involved many long and tedious journeys. Having inuite a stop at one of the native set ; Moments, he at length mude prvpuru ' tious for resuming his travels. Among i the men whom he had engaged to ac ' company him was one Mahomet, who : was employed as dragoman, i Mahomet, Sir Samuel says, who wus 1 a great man, suffered from the same compluiut to which great men are in those countries particularly subject; wherever he went he was attacked with claimants of relationship; he was over whelmed with professions of friend ship from people who claimed to he connections of some of his family. Family pride waa Mahomet's weak point. He yielded if stranger claimed connection with his anuieut lineage. The lady whom he had honored by an admission to the domestic circles of the Mahomets was suffering from a broken arm, and had been left behind when he started from Egypt. She had cooked the dinner badly, and tho "gad dah," or large wooden bowl, hail been thrown at her bv the naturally in dignant husband, precisely as be had thrown the ax at one man and the basin at another while in our service. Mahomet met several relatives at Kassala; one borrowed money of him; another stole his pipe; the third, who declared that nothing should separate them, now that "by the blessing of God" they had met, determined to ac company him on our expedition, if Ma homet would allow him to serve for love, without wages. I gave Mahomet some advice upon this point, reminding him that, al though the clothes of the party were worth little, the spoons and forks were silver; therefore I should hold him re sponsible for the honesty of his friend, j lie assured me that Aehmc our quou rara acquaintance, was so near a rela tive that he was: "Mother's brother's cousin's sister's mother's son? Eh, Mahomet?" "Yes, sar; that's it" "Very well, Mahomet; mind he doesn't ! steal the spoons, and thrash him if he j doesn't do his work!" I "Yes, sir," replied Mahomet, "he all same like one brother, he one good ! man, will do his business quietly. If not master lick him." Youth's Com panion. THE It l EVERLASTING "WHY." and Eipert- Aaawered by an Old enred Engineer. "It make;, rue mad." said the old en gineer to a corrc-pondent of the Car and Loc'imotivc I :u:tdcr. "to hear peo ple ask why a ma u don't do so and so when his engine fctrihci,. It all comes might the German schoolmaster say like a strode of lightning. When we A. S. MCALLISTER. President. J. O. MACK, Secretary. From TEUHIHAIi or IflTERIOH Points j -TUB Irn nc RHILROHD I the line to take TO ALL POINTS EAST AND SOUTH. It U the Dining Car Route. It runs Throngs ' estibaled '1 reins every day In toe year to $1 pauI and dhicago (NO CHANGE OF CARS Cotnpneel of Din In Can nnsarpaeefd. full Bun 1 rawing Koomoieeueraof lata t equipment TOURIST SLEEPING CARS Beat that can be emmtnieted, and tn wblrti eennnm.xlatiiiria axe both frrv arid Furnltrwd for holders of first and second-clana TlcseU.and DAT COACHES A ennttnuom line, emnertlng with all line, affording direct aud uniiilerrupud aervloe Pullman sleeper reservation can be aemimi in advance Ui rough any ageut of Uie road. THROUGH TICKETS point. In America Kiutiaud and Kurupe van be purchased at an. beset offiee of the company Pull Information concerning rates, time o trains, rrritea and other details famished oc application to W. C. ALLAWAY, Agent D. P. A. NaT. Co., Keen la tor office, Tn iMliea, Or., or A. D. CHARLTON, Aas'L General Psaseurer Agl. Portland. Jea W. H. YOUNG, usmtn&miDnsnQp General Blacksmith ing and Work done promptly, and all work "... Guaranteed. Horse Shoeing a Speciality Tniri Street sm Licfce's old Stani that the English boy plays at his work and works at his piav. Irr. Mitchell Banks has asked many a proud mother about her son at some public school, and has been told with a radiant nir: "Oh, he is doing splendidly, petting on so well." This means that he is captain of the school eleven, or has got into the iirr.t football team, or is stroke of the school boat. Never by any chance has he heard of j the boy's position in his class or form, or his progress in his studies, of the prizes he has gained. "In fact," continues this authority, ' "the studious boy is regarded with contempt by the great majority of his fellows. The very ma-tern have to le athletes. One knows the usual style of advertisement for a junior muster Must lie Church of England and a good cricketer,' like the crack emi grant ship of former days which was advertised to carry a 'cow and an ex perienced practitioner.' " Hence too often the expensive education of the '. Eton, Harrow and Rugby bovs is found only to have fitted them to go farming ' tx Jimmy's funeral in Manitoba, cattle ranching in Texas, 1 want any man to sheep raising in .New Zealand, or bar tending in Australia. piled 'em up in the U hiwsville cut and killed elyiit. year before lust, 1 was sit tiutr in niy window that night, looking ciicud ns careful as anyone could. We Lad r turtcd on the curve and she was r.'oicfr as far.t as the wheels could turn, forty minutes behind time, and the deuce to pay if we didn't make it up by morning. .1 immy Hurtsell was feeding 'cr every minute. "I thought I saw a glimmer of light on the bank ahead. It wus the flash from tho headlight around the other bend of the curve. Between the time I canht that Hash end when I saw the hcadli;ht swing around the cut as big as a tub it couldn't have been u hun dredth part of a second. We were nose to no:.e before I realized no. 1 don't think I reclined -hut 1 put tin the air with one yank, yelled to Jimmy, and fell out of th.? window. 1 wu:, cut all up. The wreck wus on fire end people were hollerin' underneath. 1 hpd there fccliu' of myself, cxpeetin' every minute to find u toft place, but I was nil r;frnt. and taree t:nvs after 1 went After that I don't tell me what you ought to do.'' I EVLR r" G1HL HAJ Ok. FOREIGN NOTES OF INTEREST. In the Za7s When the Sing Cruse Kelsncd at usar. The mania for collecting beer-mugs. an ex-Vaw.ar girl says, according to tho Xe-.v York World, is an old Vassar ; cu .torn rediviva. - j "Xcarly every girl in Vassar, in my ' time." :-hc explained, "had among her colic,';'.- properties an immense glass : lx-cr-tui:;'. the larger the better. How the custom originated I cannot say. but the frlaw. Iiecr-mug was then con- i sidervd nn indispensable adjunct to ; every stylish young woman's education i litcause it looked 'weird,' I presume. 1 You rvracmlicr at one time the Vassar craze for pronouncing everything : weird' from a comic opera to a mid- ' night lunch on pretzels and lemonade. " 'What u:-.e did the beer glass serve?' Oh. dozens of uses; we used them to drink from in our rooms, to keep flow ers in. to cor.coet the hot lemonade po- j tions for bad colds, to carry to picnics, to smuggle ice-cream in and for lots of I athcr interesting affairs. Of course ! nost of the girls bought their beer- , -nug;., but the girl who was so fortun- ! ate o to have one given her by a mas- 1 culinc admirer one who was a trifle' wild preferred was consequence among her mates. One fortunate girl, I remember, had a 'Black Jack' from Heidelberg, with heavy old silver mountings. Mhe was the most envied girl in college. "I confess to attaching some senti mentality to my beer-mug," concluded the ex-Vassar girl with a deprecatory laugh. "It is still among my cabinet treasures at home and is really a high ly cultured mug, having gone through four college courses at Vassar with myself, two younger sisters and a girl friend. I have often wondered if the beer-mug fashion still reigns in Vas sur's classic halls." ONK-riFTn of the familes in Glasgow , live in single rooms. London has forty restaurants in which only vegetable food is served. In Norway persons who have not been vaccinated are not allowed to vote at any election. 1 In Manchuria dogs are raised for their skins. A fairly prosperous Man ' churian dog farmer will own 1,000 or more dogs. Performance at theaters of ancient , Greece sometimes lasted twelve hours, i Seven o'clock in the morning was the . time for the rising of the curtain, so to . speak. 1 iJURiNtr the reign of Henry VIII. 71, 00 persons were legally executed in , England, the larger portion of whom were guilty of no offense worse than ' misdemeanor. In one year 3D0 starv j ing beggars were hanged for asking alms. The imperial canal of China is the longest in the world and greatest in point of traffic. Its length is 2. lot) miles, and it connects forty-one cities situated on its banks. It was com pleted in 1350, after 600 years spent on O-i. wV.'iC bUVAL t.ac, The Foreign" Hoiuuiluun M'll'H ThIU liit li llinr Our Milne' Hells Hlnc The best gift thut uny American city husmudc to the cruiiT named after it was Sun I'niiieisco's Hcrviee of phito to the H-;nitiftil ship of thut inline. Then. is so muchof this great and cost ly set of plate, says the New York Sun, that the cubinets contuluing it are found above mid below stairs, in the admiral's and ciiptnin's qtiurtcr and in the wardroom. All the pieces are large and heavy, the biggest lietng a huge punch Wvl of great In auty and design. Every lid In the service is sur mounted by a'solid gold licur, the sym bol of Culiforuiu, and the effect of the bright yellow on the white silver is very pleasing. Philadelphia did very MMirly by her ship, now the llugshlp of Kear Admiral Ghcrardl. This gift is a great bronxe clock that wou't keep time; indeed, it wou't go. It hear the name of a Philadelphia Arm of Jew elers, who would Iks wise either to put the thing In order or chisel the firm name off. This clock is not beautiful. Its design is artistic, but does not work out effectively in bronxe. If the silver 1m-11 that this city is to give to the new cruiser New York is as melodious as a silver licll should tie the gift will be prized. Few know It, but the Ik-Us that ring out the hours and half hours-in our white squadron were the delight of our foreign naval visit ors here and in Hampton Hoads. All the hells or. the white ships contain a prcat deal of silver, aud produce clear, sweet and extra musical notes. Sir John O. Hopkins, the llritish vice ad miral, would stop his own part in a conversation at any time on his quar ter deck on the liluke to listen to the bells of our Yankee ships. He said that they were the sweetest liells he had ever heard, and he wished they had such ones in the llritish navy. In that navy the tielU go from ship to ship, as fashions in war change, and on some ship to-day the bell that rang out the time for Nelson or for lllake is tolling away as it did in its hour of glory. One of Nelson's bell may lie on the Australia or the Partridge, but alas! the llritish do not carve the dates and names of the ships nn their bells, and so their especial merits are lost. The old bells are thrown in the dock yards aud kept there until one is need ed for a new vessel. They are deep voiced, gruff bells, whose sound soon dies out, while the silvery peals of our bvllscling to the air and reach far out upon the waters. William Swan, a waiter, was recent ly fined twenty dollars for purloining a sandwitch at a summer resort near Lorn? Island sound. The first divorce ever granted to Indians of full blood and married with Indian ceremonies has been registered in Oklahoma territory. In the early days of Virginia a law was made punishing with death the man who killed a hog, goat or sheep. This was done to provide for the In crease of these animals. The sum of five hundred dollars was offered by a company of llritish chem ists for a case of gripjie which attacked any person using their preventive, a "carbolic ball." The preventive wus a failure in one cow;, and the sufferer sued for the five hundred dollars in a London court, and got it. A Jersky City jury were considering the case of a triminal. but could not agree upon a veriilct- Iliey unani mously agreed, however, that they needed alcoholic stimulants, and these through tiie connivance of an outsider, were huuled up by a string to the win dow of their room. I'nder the influ ence of the stimulant they liecame so bilunons that they bad to be rebuked by the judge. DULL AND CONTENTED. SHOE FACTORY i person of great ; its construction. WOO l WOO 1 1, WOOD. Beat grades of osk, fir, and slab cord wood, at losreat market rale nt Ji. T. Peters & Co. (Otlice Second sud JHI'or on treet.) La Orlppe. . During the prevalence of the grippe the put season it was a noticeable (act that those who depended upon Dr. King's New Discovery, not only had a tedy recovery, but escaped all of the troiihlceiiiie after effects of the malady. This remedy seem to have a peculiar power In frlXertinir rapid cure not only in cae of la gripiie, Imt in all disease of throat, chestand Innga, and has cured case of asthma and liny fever of long itandihg. Try it and Imj convinced. It won't disappoint. Free trial Ixiltl Snie A Kinersly's dni(f store. e nt Fresh oyster tionery store. at A. Keli. ifct- Crcphlr KUrtcli of the renpM In Well- (ovc-mcd rrciirh-t.aimdlMn Villa. In the q'.iL t village, where the good n:rv s w--. ru lr. law. mere is iinciy to ue .lo bniwlincr end less drinking, for the French-Canadians are neither quarrelsome nor intemperate. 1 nere may bo a tavern, or iierhups two tav- zu, where not or.ly gisj sts ore re ived, but where liouor V wild, but i he cur-.- sees to it thut they uro closed v.ry early In the evening. lori." lie fore :ni;t.:i'.-!'t tliJ streets of the pluce are da-iert .'.. und a late wanderer need linvi- no fear of dn;r.!:rti hoodlums. A '..vll-.'fi-verued I-'rc:u:h-'u!iudiin vil ';-;re, where the cure i:. thoroughly re- p-ctc! lx-cnube of bin wisdom and ,iely. iifVords a decided contrast to man; rural communities in English ..ar.U'.'a and on our own side of the Isir- " .r. The people ore not enterprising. At icust this seems to be true of all but a ,-w exceptions. They nre content to takt? what comes in their wuy, with Jie happy faith that the morrow will firing with it its duily bread. They ere averse to breaking; in new hinds, and, as the families lire large, the division of the farms generation after generation finally results in such small portions thut some of the children must seek employment elsewhere if all -ru to live. Very few of them ure villing to go to the new lunds of Man i.oba und the northwest, but they find congenial occupation in the citias. They are admirable mechanics and nre numt loyal and devoted servants, ays Henry Loom Is Nelson, in Harper's .Muijazinc. The Scotchman or Englishman who is at the liejul of a great establishment prefer:! the Frctich-Cunndiuns to his own countrymen as subordinates. He will tell you that the Frenchmen will remuln with him all their lives; that no such thought as seeking new em ployment or leaving the old for the purixwe of engnglng in ventures for himself will ever enter a French-Canadian's h ad. He will stay by his old employer all his life, and his son will Miuceed to his own or a better place in ll.e service of the house. On the other hand, the Englishman or Scotchman will take the first opportunity to go into htisincr-s for liim,elf, n rid will use his employment os u stepping-stone to something better For Sale at a Bargain. Tho untlorsi";tHiJ, havinp S(cdircltlo machine nxturcs oi wnai wns inunH'ti lor h nrsU-lass shoTv will poll tiie ramie at a Larpiin."limriV anT i lx)il(r of -Urotiiijiorso power, ami alarpiraniouJi--nuxcliim'ry, JatsHno shaft mg, tullejiC in'TUti'l inge almost a complete shoo factory. 4 llero is also one of the Lest sites for succeJ?-' atinp a factory of this kind to tn fouruFin UnTi ' rite for articulara at w?1'0'' 9-12 Tllo Xalloa, "TAere is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at j leads on to fortune? The poet unquestionably had reference to th c i Fnrnltnre & ts at CRANDALL & BURGET'V Who are Celling these goods out at greatly-red ucect MICHELBACH BKICK, . UNION ST. .Familiar Faces in a New Place. C. PC. BAYARD, Late Hjtrcial Aijent (Jeneral Land Ojtice. J. E. 13 ARM Jtje Ieal Instate, IjDai, Iura COLLECTION ACHNCY. -NOTA11Y nniiZO.' Purtii-e having IVnperty they wish to Sell or Trade, Hounaafctt. Alntract of Title furnished, will find it to their advantage tos We sliall make a specialty of the prosecution of Claim sol i before the Uuitep States Land Oflice. I 85 Washington St. TIIE DALLES, 01 PAUL KREFT &. CO., -DEALEKK IS- PAINTS, OILS AND GLAR And the Mmt Complete and the latent Pattern and Ira ERJ Vai-tii-jil l'aintni and Paiwr llanvnr. None but the bMlbnsdi Sherwin-Wilham and J. W. .M usury Taints ueU in all jur wort.tMM th most skilled workmen emplovefl. Agents lor Maaury Luait ruA , i A n. -1... l. .11 ml it (TlteilltCHi Ctlllioillniion fir mmy iiiiaiiirv. n urmt, i:ipn siiviuiv ih ' - order promptly attended to. Paint Shot) oorosr Thirdand W stbinrto Bts.. Tht Dall The California Winehod Is now ojien, and its proprietor will sell his ho produced Wine at prices in the reach of everyR Also, best Peanuts to le iund. Goods guaranty to be Ture and First-Class in every resjiect. C- BECH Thompson's Addition. The Dalles Gigar : paetory FIE3T BTBEET. FACTORY NO. 105. pip A T C of the Best Brand V-IvJT.aVIVO nianufactured, and ordera from all part of the country filled on the shortest notice. Tha reputation of THE DALLES CI GAR ha become firmly established, and the demand for the home manufactured article i increasing" every day. t A. ULRICH & SON. ilorlds fai? IcconnnoliilM THE U0SEDALE HOTEL 0414 St) Avinuc Cmicaoo. III. A C. CoLpsMiTa. PaoPRiiToa. ft Jtigy j , , I L J nt jr-e, oe,0 a, aotf aatr motcc 5 Knoina All Onolrfe Ones Keerr thing lirlTlN mill .1 hlorks frotsi 6-ttli l ruiiKiit r I , no. I OO per day Iwr eecli ii-rait i,u r 4 Ireiilars YOUR ATTEjlH I oalled to thf!' Hagh w. r, i i -n f i. Plaster imimr ill oisai, i-.i:, - , a ami KnShline- M ttteriil I - Varrlea the rineet Picture Moold Tobtfoan-intb. 72 LUttshiPfltooj The St. Charles E run i k.i-M-i - TUs old, WHjStf ha been entirely njfi hou conUin 170 ro-.n with every modern reasonable. aH.V tothahonsa. S'rba.a-1 trains. . cC n C. W. KNOWi-