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About The Dalles weekly chronicle. (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1947 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 11, 1893)
THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, FRIDAY, AUGUST 11, 1893. A !Mqrll rraak. An Individual not a thousand miles from The Dalles, particularly the ele rated portion of said city, advertised not thousand years ago (or a wife. Hundred of picture of his fair counte nance were demanded, as result of his advert isement, and quite recently an engagement wag made, to meet a iair correfwndent ou the hill, lie met her on a moonless night in an unfrequented of the citv where the darkness is A KKVKBICNn HWIMU-KK. I DofrautUU rraia Wan Thohl Jackson, Tenn., Aujr.--Nes was re Iceived here today of the arrest of lr. j Frederick Howard, of this city, in Chi- .uli u itr lie anil HIS niuiiiv i- tending the world's fair. Howard if' charged with using tlie United States' j mails for fraudulent purHses in part rendered yet more impenetrable by tall trees and luxuriant grass. He began bis lover-like attentions, when he was tartled by a smothered laugh near by, and later by an nmpieetionably uiascn liue snort, and then lie discovered he had been duped by a youth in female attire. Several witnesses enjoyed bis discomfiture, though such a practical joke is truly of a low order of merit. Marie Cunntluu. The Oregon Telephone and Telegraph Company made connections on the east of this city with Walla Walla and Spo kane yesterday afternoon about 4 o'clock, and the line works beautifully. The Spokane end connects with the Postal Telegraph companv, we under stand. Tiie construction force will be put on the Portland end of the line and will push to completion the unfinished part, which is that section between Hood River and Troutdale. As soon as the entire line is completed telegraphic service will be given where telephone is not desired. It is understood this com pany will furnish the Inland Associated Press dispatches to those who desire them. What lie Know About Hone-Halnlng. A few weeks ago Editor tiourlay, of the Sentinel, sent over to bis ranch in Wasco county for his driving mare. The mare arrived in due time, and she was swelled up like a poisoned pup. Gour lay assured his friends that the animal was only "grass fat" and a tew days' driving would bring ber down to her normal size. A few days after Mr. Don nell had a longing desire to visit his girl at The Dalles, and making the fact known in the presence of Mr. Gourlay, he at once tendered Mr. Donnell his buggy and grass fed animal. The oiler was accepted, and the next morning the stable was visited for the purpose of hitching np, when, behold, some of the luxurious grass from Mr. Gourlay 's ranch had turned into legs, head, eves and ears. In short, old Dobbin bad a colt Klickitat Leader. After the Ball." The following parody on "After the Ball'' being picked up on the Regulator wharf, it is thought the lalenltd writer must have finished the task and imme diately committed suicide. However, be it said, with all due respect, that for the good of the community it is hoped such is the case. The base ball boys may find some consolation in it at least : Nine handsome Dalle bora, in a wagonette, Croaainir the mountain after sonnet. Where are they Koing ? why look n glad? They tnoiiKht they 1 beat them, it a too bad. They had a ohallenre: I.oluemlnle they'd how. How they con id plav ball rou will toon know. Li-ten the tory, I'll tell it all: luey were badly beaten atter the ball. CHOKl'S. After the ball iover: after the vamewaaplared: After the boys were beaten; alter the aeore n an made. Many a hin la achinir. If ther would tell you all; Many a pocket waa empty after the ball. Theunn waa shlninir on the diamond bright; The boya were looking quite "out of eighi " But they were beaten by a bad aeore: touch a poor record they'll have no more. The crowd waa yeMiiiirfor loldendale. Max tried to beat them, but hail to tail. Art. Hal and Ireland really were all Jbeering theUallea bo) after the ball. -(Ho. Bright lights were dashing in the grand ball room ; floftly the muAir playing sweet tune. There came the iJaile boys, ready for fun. That's where they each one got iii a run. They took the floor there, while the rest stood back: Hot a fair partner dl. I they all lack. That's why they re happy, not sad at all. They were fairly "in It it the grand ball. CHomjs. After the ball is over: after the boys returned. This was the little lesson they had so sadly learned : They would hare gotten the game sure: never been beaten at all. If they had taken the Halle girls when they played ball. nection with Ins r.uroix'Bii claims agency business. His reported victims, who had paid fees for fictitious claims across the Atlantic, kicked vigorously when their liritish possessions were not forth coming, and especially when the doctor broke off correspondence, and a lively correspondence sprung up between Sec retary Gresham and Premier Gladstone. Hoke Smith's attention w as also directed to the matter, and federal officers were put to work to run the man down. Howard returntd from Europe last winter, where he claimed to have been appointed by a syndicate as president of the proposed Gulf & Ship Island rail way, extending southward from Jack son, with Its southern terminus at Ship island. The scheme has been most valuable to him in his collecting busi ness, as he used the printed stationery of the proposed road, bearing his name as president. Local officials and citi zens have received liundredsof inquiries concerning hiui from reported victims. Howard is an Englishman and a doctor of divinity, a minister of the Baptist church, and a lawyer. He became widely known in IS89 in his suit for 50,000 against two newspapers and leading members of the First Baptist church of thi9 city who had published an article ventilating his record, and ac cusing him of bearing a false name. The jury awarded him one centdamages. Inspector McLaughlin was put on the case, and after swearing out a warrant for the arrest of the doctor he went to the address given with a deputy marshal. It was the right place, but the doctor was -not at home. McLaughlin went again the same night alone for the pur pose of catching the doctor on his re turn to the house. When in sight of the house the inspector met Marshal Hitch cock unexpectedly, who had come on a similar errand. While waiting outside a tine-looking, well Ureseu man came out of the house and walked slowly up ( ivor or ji,jneV!, the street. ilia appearance exactly tallied with the doctor's description furnished in the telegram. Securing the warrant from Inspector McLaughlin, the marshal stepped up to Dr. Howard and placed him under arrest. Then the two went back to the doctor's rooms. What happened there is best told in the words of the marshal : "He was a nice-appearing iii.m. hm1 had a very manly way about him. I'm telegram which I had did not day any thing about the seriousness of the of fense, so when lie showed me his rail way passes and letters of introduction ! prominent people here and told me he was an old acquaintance of Hoke Smith. I did r.ot feel like taking him along. I am sorry now of course that I trusted him, but he gave me his word of honor that he would come to the office in the morning. Inspector McLaughlin, who was with the marshal, appears to have been per fectly satisfied with the course of action taken and both officials, retired. As to what the doctor did. subsequently, opin ions differ. In one instance it is claimed that he left the house immediately after the officers went away. Marshal Hitch cock says be knows that Dr. Howard bought a ticket for some Tennessee point and left on the Illinois Central. The wires between here and Jackson were kept busy this morning, but no trace of the doctor was reported. The success of Mrs. Annie M. Meant, of McKeesiort, Pennsylvania, in the treatment of diarrlm a in her children will undoubtedly lie of interest to many mothers. She says: "I spent several weeks iu Johnstown, Pa., after the great flood, on account of my husband being employed there. We had several chil dren with us, two ot whom took the diurrhiea verv badly. I got some of con-,,, ... , i;.. ri. u,..l l t. n.llll oeriniu a vunv., vnwn-,.., I Uiiirrhua Kemedv from Uev. Mr. Chap I man. It cured both of them. 1 knew of several cases where it wan equally successful. I think it cannot lie excelled and cheerfully recommend it." and no cent bottles for sale by Blakeley A Houghton, Druggists. lni. He Waa 4 ay Off. "There is a tide in the a fairs of men whirl, it -''Juki-h at leads on to fortune," ""- The poet unquestionably had rofom,,,.. . v e i(, V'fj rSJ, - rfT V I - ill (l PlnriniLlliit Mp nf fa. ii i ii n jj it i -, V .V- i5 NniiTiifnun 0 PL. I fca U V 111 An iniiuirv made about the rock crusher elicited the reply that "Wi don't know anything alxiut where it is.' Killoon says, "I have sent out a tracer Another party believed it had been un loaded en route for use at some silver mine, but he was promptly silenced by a listener with the remark : "You durn fool, don't you know they aint goin' to use any more silver after this tnontli Mr. Thomas Batte. editor of the GrMnhic. Texarkana. Arkansas, has found what he believes to be the best remedy in existence for the flux. His experience is well worth remembering, He says: "Lust summer I hail a very severe attack of flux. I tried almost every known remedy, none giving relief Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar- rho a Remedy was recommended to me. I purchased u bottle and received almost immediate relief. I continued to nw the medicine and was entirely cured I take pleasure in recommending thi remedy to any person suffering with such a disease, as in my opinion it is the best medicine in existence." 25 and 50 cent Iwttles for sale bv Blakeley A Houghton, Druggists. Im. A Leader. Since its first introduction, electric bitters has gained rapidly in popular favor, until now it is clearly in the lead anions mire medicinal tonics and alter atives containing nothing which per in its its use as a beverage or intoxicant, ii is recognized as the best and purest medicine for all ailments of stomach, It will cure sick head ache, indigestion, constipation anu drive maleria from the system. Satisfaction guaranteed with each bottle or tht money will lie refunded. Price-only iilK r Ixjttle. So'd by Snipes it Kinersly. . JFX. 77T , srT, Heal Estate. la ( lipid's Net. It is reported Hymen is to give a cel ebration in the near future. A fine cot tage was purchase) a few days ago, and the Pacific Express business has in creased wonderfully of late. Ksees pleasant, but btuhing, p-s me, e'ometirnes twoor three iu a day; And I know that whll it's a ws-ret, 1 heir express package give them away. Now, why photiM wwie f,,lk b- favored, And to bliss liud soeany the key? I Is'lieve that the same kindly fortune W ill sometime, have bundles lor me. 3 4 -. Z ooFsCottonlloot COMPOUND. A reeent discovery try an old physician. A'aeeesur.'a used AmonfAy fcj thousand of ' Lalitm, Is the oo!y p- rfectly safe and reliable aiedlrfao ls Beware of anprinclpled Anzz'aU ruo Her Inferior nedklnes In place of this. Ask for Cook's Cottow Reot Cosneoaad. tah no tubtlL fete, or Inclose f 1 and 0 cents In postage In letter and we will send, sealed, by return mall. Full scaled sartktuars In plain envelope, to ladles only, t Stamps Adores Toad Lily Compear. ftt.3 ) lsber Block, betrult. Mica. Cold in The Dalles by Hnlpes A Kiuersly. Htockboldera' Meeting. Tub Dali.es, Or., July 28, 1893. Notice is hereby given that there will be a stockholders meeting of the Wasco Independent Academy, at the Academy building on Monday, August 2111, h'.).i, at 3 o'clock p. in., for the purpose of electing seven directors, and transacting such other business as may properly come before said meeting. Ily order of the board. 8. L. Brooks, Fec'y. dawtd. C. W. Magill to John H. Cunningham, home and farm in sections 32 and 5, tp 6 south, range 12 east, f.2,000. A. H. Curtis and wife to W. Lucinda Whealdon, lot 1, block 6, Meyer ami Gibons addition to Dalles city; $1 and other valuable considerations. An exchange says that a carefully prepared table of the world's annual output of gold and silver from 18"j1 to ISiiJ shows that the quantity of the precious metals has continually fluctu ated. Also that during the period named the world has produced more than 40 per cent, more gold than silver, or to the value of $1,371,000,000 in ex cess of the value of silver. From lH."d to 1S72 the world's output of gold ex ceeded that of silver 3"1 percent. And, remember, this did not affect the coin age ratio of the two metals. The cry that the product of silver has Wen o great over thaf of gold is a very poor plea for the demonetization of the white metal. Since the demonetization act of 1873 the world's output of silver has only exceeded that of gold by about 8 per cent. Believing tliat an effort was being made to make the government pay more for the silver bullion it purchases than the same bullion was worth in market, the secretary of the treasury has not bought for the month of July even one half of the 4,000,000 ounces which the law calls upon him to purchase every month. Karl's Clover Root, the new Wood purifier, gives freshness and clearness to thecomplexion and enres constipation. 20c, 50c. and $1.00. fcold by Snipes A Kinersly, druggists. ev c V ' -', m nr)ev vj is-. t.y mn ki SScbt, $L00 per ItotJo.'C'frjl Cures Oonirlis, tfnnrel.,w,hore Xlitont, Cm up nriiniin. .-; re'"fVC- WiioopincCoiitrli and Atliutiu P t t.ousuiAtiun ft hfia no riv:ii: hascurt'd tlio.isandsv7bTenll otlien fulh-'l; williuiiu v:; if u.l-.cn in time. Hold by lirugitisf.4 on a 'T.r.irl.-o. Kor Inme Hack or Lhest, use HHI l.infis I'i.AJSVL ZScU. H I LOM'S'i CATARRH ila re y..ti i uuirrh ? ThsrnuslT lamiArnn- tccd to cure yuU. i'r.cc f jcta. iuie.Ur trv Far sale by Snipes St Kinersly. CELT! I1FI.P1 TIIE L4IY FAIVTS. Tis the twink of nn eve. T tne dntuirht. of a breath, Kroin th blossom vt hnutu, Tu the pal -mao n( di-uth." When suddeu falntiiifr srn-Hs corns npon a lady, you may always suspect some uterine disturbances or trouble, or some great disorder in the circulation find nerve centers. A remedy that h:is al ways pro veil successful in wardlugoffatid removing the tendency to a recurrence of fainting spells that remove the cause of them, corrects the circulation of blood, and gives to the system that even run ning nervous Tneruy an essential, U Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. Tho " Prescription " Is puarantted to give satisfaction iu every case, or money refunded. Nothing else does as much. You only pny for the good you get. Can you ask morel" As a regulator and promoter of func tional action, nt the critical perloil nf chriuga from girlhood to womanhood, "Favorite Prescription" U n perfectly sate remedial nireut, and can produce only good results. It Is equally ellica ciourt and valuable In Its effects when taken for those disorders and derange ments Incident to that later and most critical period, kuown as "The chniig of Lif e." YOUR ATTENTION Ii called to the faot that Hugh Glenn, Dealer in Glass, Lime, Plaster, Cement and Iluilding Material of all kinds. Carries the r I neat Una of Picture Mouldings at CRANDALL &. BURGET'S Who are selling these goods out at grea'tly-roducet MICIIKLI1ACH IIKICK, . . UNION KT HORSES HQ 0? J. S. COOPER, , .foriwr Ham, VSWS STOCK Y.HiDS, Vhirwju, UU Tli largest and only strictly commission doalorin wo world, win Hold His i.tn extensive Halo of ern nninded iiorses tor s(nson IH'M on Entries should be made at once. HORSES HO The California Wineho 1st now oix'ii, and its proprietor will Bell high, I. jiroduced Wine at prices in the rttach of eveM, T Also, best lVanuts to le found. Goods guars. y to le Pure and First-CHass in every respect. Thompson's Addition. c BECl PAUL KREFT & CO -DF.ALKLS IN- PAINTS. OILS AND GL And the Most Complete and the latest Pntterns anil IWigii WALL IE3 A. 3? To Da foand in the City. 72 LUashington Street. USSTTructical I'uintera and PMr llangiirs. None hut tlic Imil- ' Khi.ru-ili.Williilliiu uml A W 1 iidtiiv 'm liii.tB it.u.1 i, ull M-...L . the most skilled workmen employed. Agents for Mum.ry l.iiuid i chemical combination or soup mixture. A first cIhss article in si! r orders promptly attenduj to. I Faint Shot) oorner Thirdand Wa.ihinc'.on Bu.. Ihtl FRENCH & BANKERS. CO., A. WESOLO, The Boston Tailor East End Second St. Suits Made to Order from $18.00 Tip. Pants from $5.00 up. I'ttrfeet fit 4i(iarMlfl. Worlds Fsir Accoaimodation THE ROSEIIALE HOTEL 6414 Str AvCNur Cn.cacio Ills. A O GmlosmiTii HkorsiEioi. J in .40 ar MIR , f "V I rmr 7$ Itnxitm .tu oin-l-l KvorT- liliif Iirl- H an. i) :l lilfM-Ua Iroal B-llll SI. iili intr- lriia...00 nrrdil r krt ulitra. fwr ucli i-rai oMl Iti Ecientiflo American Agency for CAVEAT. TRAoa Mamri. DlaiOM PATIMTI. VUPfRIOHTl. mmJ .T,' JT?."a ilawlhoolr write to Ml NN (ovl HMiiAlar, Naw yoiis;. Ol.liMit baraau for aw-urliiK inta In Anrli. Krrr imlant lakon ntl,r Uk la brmj.ht l-r.,ra Uw vubua bj uouoa f iru (rao ul ciiarsa Iu uaj fnrtc1 rrnlat Inn ot anrivirntlflnparrln th world, hiluli!llr lllu.trabol. No liirlllf-lit man ahoiilrt tx wlthou It. Wtmmr H l.mi . t.art I .' . 1 x morjthn. .Mrv- Ml fix A "tZ UUiuua, aol llrvauau), Htm kuaa Ut. THANHAirr A (IKNKKAl.BANKINH HIVINKH Letters of Credit issued availahle in he Eastern Slate. 8ighi Kzchange and Telegraphic Transfers sold on New York, Chicago, St. I)nis, San Francisco, Portland Oregon, Seattle Wash., and various points in Or egon and Washington. Collections made at all points on fav orable terms. THE DALLES Rational Bank, Of DALLES CITY, OR. President Vice-President, Cashier, ... - Z. F. Moony Charms Hilton M. A. Moour General Banking Business Transacted. Sight Exchange fcold on SEW YORK, SAN FRANC1NCO, CHICAGO and PORTLAND, OR. Collections made on favoreble terms at all accessible points. s. ncHtnca, ProaMcnt H. M. Biau. Caalilar. First National Bank. .'HE DALLES. OREGON A Genera! Banking Business transacted Depotiits received, subject to bight Draft or Check. Collection made and proceeds promptly remitted on duj of collection. Kight ami Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, Shii Krancisco and Portland. The Dalles Gigar : Factory FIRST BTEEKT. FACTORY NO. 105. Hid A PC"' tl,B Brands VlvJiVltO manufactured, and orderu from all parts ol the country filled on the shortest notice. The reputation of THE DALLES CI GAR has become firmly established, and the demand for Uie home manufactured article is increasing every day. A. ULRICH & SON. r. WIS. EM AN. Wl. MAltltKIt. The St. Charles Hotel, PORTLAND, OREGON. This old, popular and reliable r"tt has been entirely refurnished, and .ery room has been re papered und repuinlei and newly carpeted throughout. The house contains 170 room and is supplier with every modern convenience. Let reasonable. A good restaurant attache1 to the house. Kror tins to and from all trains. C. W. KNOWLES. Prop. From TERUIINfll of ITS TUK W. E. GARRETSON. II Leading Jeweler HOIK AOKMT rll 1HK UlKltOTOKS I. P. Thompson. .Ino. H. N;iikncx. Ki. M. Williams, Gko. A. Likhk. II. M. Hkai.i.. Established ww, JM CAVFATSv A 1 II . II I f L . J 1 L'J J w a R7IL-RO la Um lloetokif TO kll POINTS M It la th Hitting t ar Km llnu 1 twatlbulatl IraiiiaanrttqaiMit fit. paul aiil ft? (NO CHANllE OfUti .'omto"H ol IHnlnir Cam iwl Bian ilrawlng UiiumMlrewniia TOUIUST SLEDTSS i Dmt that pan be cotntrartal. i ac'nmm.Mlallmia are laith fm fur buiUurauf Ural arid Koui0 ELEGANT DAY t A routliiumia lluv, ronnarSa aniinllns illr't ami unlnlamH" Hnlllnan MUwtir rrrTTtt'I III ailvauce tliruuicb anjr m"'l THROUGH TICKETS r Km: 1 1 anil Kur.' oan f le krt ntllcc nf the cuniiaiir full Information ronwrni" trnlna, ri.nlna ami other ,.i.ll,.atl..f. I.k W. C. A AKont I). P. a A Nar. Cft,1" j)alle. Or., or , A. I. rilAP'""' Aaa't, (iaiierai I'aaauLpif w1. w.ii.YOt BlacRSiiHH&E Trade .ivc Marks. M Ocjicns. OPYBI0MTS. r.T" .f It 1 f' '"" ""- .-i...l. ..i -,li',V.Ul'' I .F"".il.lennl.- t" gj'" F 'tiniltn. I. .' w --w, irta nr if tA ' ki ill psVaktytl for I All Watch Work Warranted Jewelry Made to Order. ISM Nii,i at., I'll llalUa "r PHOTOGRAPHER First preniiuin at the Wasco countr air for best portraits and view. CLifllA STORY, Art Tkachkr Moum S, lUltinten lluihling, Will lira lwons Mnnrliiya and Thnrxlaya ot ich not k, or nl teller 11 ilcalreil, General Illicksmitl'i 'ff promptly, and tinnraiil0. Horse Shoeingj" Tmrasircciopp.u" SODA WATEB AND Ic Candies andjuts toiiam o, i i ' vnnf KWKKT IfIUNKH W f v Finest Peanut Roastr J. FOLCO 338 2 titrwet