DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, fRIDAY, JUNE 2, 1893.
THE
teWE YOU TBIEB DROSS AKD FAILED
TO KINO A CI'ltE von
RHEUMATISM, LUMBAGO, SCIATICA,
SIDNEY. LIVER and BLADDER
COMPLAINTS, DYSPEPSIA, LAME-BACK, s
DR. H4MrV F.l Fi-Trtl." "KT.T
nb Unlrl "iaimeli.- r.ei"
ary cnii.i tiliniu .nr.... lit.
rilESIDKNTS l'lIKSEXTS. -
Queer Thlncs That Have Been Soiit
to the Chlof Exoouuvo.
U&i tteikm ELECTRIC BELTS
Enough Animal ami
to Hlork a I arse
Trying Ordeal
dergct.
Od.ta eutl Kml.
MuM-um A
to I'n-
Itlainln, 'h! irrut't t l.-:i:u,
thv rtltvti ul nhii-.. i-. "v. O
ortfXiwurw, wtli m"! rU'l 'i
cur m iur nmrvftt-. i..1''1'-"''.
li.ch Ttquirs tun tr;..i t ; (
the uiot ftkopticil. lu ti , -n.
ftot tou ntT i-'1 "' ; "'
--whir. I elf-triiiiV"..
fuunvU your wHktieM iu I i"
If you fvp'-oe imo ..ur -.: i . ti..
Umentj thu drtiti.1, 'tt.i':i it.- r-j.
quirvtl lr nrorutcei." h. v,,i i..
rvaiuTf th -u m h: ; r. . i c r
iiua TitT wi t lulK'W ui ';.'. !
t our iiiun n1 trtuit'tf iti:il ;
Ul rvmi ny i
. . umiiUw iwmav MfX." t'.ntui rvml by if tor;
hown iv hunreup of caneothn.iiirtiout Ihwa ifSfJ; Ltt wr uui our UolU
L .uoiu a iu.vt) atnuui UUx btNinu teiinoy to
WE HAVE CURED THESE WE CAM CURE YOU!
TL "l7tJk . LAME ILACK AMD RHEUMATISM-
. A. T. flmrfn, lMr Mr iie'urp 1 ua Turo-
iw
mi MtM
.. uku H UPw inn wt .
b"il yt A T fUnden. lnr Sir! tioI "liwar- : -1
hard' wort, ctunbuiwl h lhlrn eoiuiu- m ti.
' w,tx ir of n tuiMiii1 mo aovMiv r ol t 11 -f
" from whuhl uflr-d far f-rmu yf. I - o t.-
M bMLiortl
IND LAMENESS tywtu
..v.. tiuthmiiL Vna cmii iub-
L a, t!i LUrutnl, hnwoth wtiI or w l
wit it. 1 buutcht uno of your holiM. It . 1
lUMtlof tw .mi 1 oontmmM to w-. r it io: u
mottth, lMin HrfiH-tlr cutwd. 1 Imt xt' -
know your bf It fll. a-.d I km w d . t-w v .
h twa urki hy it. Mny othsu nwt it. (
RHEUMATISM i
For nina. urwrf". Acru n i.-w
Tw. A.T Smileii.lOiir Rirl h h-n uip j.wr
i lur ttuui 1 far raara. 1 uiw
Lnmr rti iV , d am .1 1tl K ID MVrT VfU
oil as. LrnU.
' . . : ufl.
manor) i DOr UMrlT Prrit. Mil b J
(ur tlx ltr. 1 .1 nmcU tr..n,er .'
iuidii ih ImIu Tountruli, ai-.Si.i biJiLl..
THE DR. SANDEN ELECTRIC BELT
..vfm.hjmjTnirbalterT md Itiln a blt o u to be wll worn dorltur w.r W ".""'.
J?'""" nt it "cum au'of ill. wmku, ..... t..Ul.n ';bJ.L;J,)J
bAr.DEN ELECTRIC CO. 172 First St., P0RTUKD,0nr.aS.
AtOUT IIAXDWlilTLXG.
An Expert Declares That It Is
Degenerating.
Tfc Chtroemphy of Wrlton for the
Pre.. Orowltic TforM oo Account
of Ilorry Mud Fatieae Fmulta
of Tmrhhuy-
Is it true that hnnilwritinp is pT'infr
worse and tvre all the world over?
This is the statement of Mr. Jackson in
his "Theory and lructiee of Iland
writinp." Ollifiul reH)rts, savs tiie
London News, beem to eonfirm Mr.
Jat-kson' K-liif. On the other hand,
persons of considerahle experience in
reading literurr mannscriiits and exam
ination papers of the higher orders can
hardly asrree with him. As a rule, the
manuscript of novels and of examina
tion papers are lepible and even rather
pleasing. The exceptions are scarcely
four per cent, in examination papers; in
novels an author foolishly sends in a
mere roufrh draft, with erasions and ad
ditions tacked on by pins or waste ends
of postage stamp paper, llut these ex
amples of handwritinp are the work,
except as repards many novels, of
rather hiphly educated persons, and
tbey throw no lipht on the hands of
people far from literacy.
The letters of servant girls and of
other people without aspirations to eul-
tnre are often penned in excellent and
characteristic hands, and, on the whole,
we do not think that the aire writes ill,
as a freneral rule. Naturally people
who have to write (Treat quantities of
'copy" for the press or fur other pur
poses find their hands, if Human and
fine at first, praduully disappearing in
crawl due to f.itipiie. A numlier of
popular and prolilie authors are suffer
ing from "writerv' cramp," and their
hands must have W-n depeneratinp in
the prtipress of the malady.
To d' the work vith the minimum of
fatijrue is the author's object, and cer
tainly it seems as if the men and wom
en with the most slovenly hands suffer
least from writers" cramp. Mr. .lack
son, however, thinks that wrilinir is
very bad, that its batiness is due to bad
teaching, promiscuously selected mod
els (he prefers examples on the black
board to headlines), anil, alxrve ull, the
error is in sloping as opposed to perpen
dicular or vertical writing. The nat
ural man, he thinks, ( its upright to his
work, and would write perpendicular
ly but fr the prevalence of slopinir
copies. From these comes the habit of
sprawlinc sideways at the desk, and
that habit U bad for the eyes, bad for
the spine.' bad. for discipline in school
(as it facilitate tattling), and finally
bad for the handwriting. The slope
keeps on rutinintr down hill till it loses
itself in an indecipherable scrawl.
History proves, Mr. Jackson thinks,
that all writimr was originally vertical.
We do not see Egyptian hirro?lyphs on
the slope; they ure drawn upright, and
so ure the more elaborate pictures of
the Aztec "sehritt" of the Mayas of
Eastnrn island, the Sanskrit hand, the
rtiu'nician (witness the Moalnte stone),
the Ore;k, whether on inscriptions on
tone, on vases, or in writing on papyri; i
but not. we think, in the Italic hand;
eopied from the writing; of Musurus!
' in the editions of Aldus. The Italic
hand is on a slope fifteen hundred. I
Mr. Jackson says that all writing in
Europe was vertical, upright, till the
age of EliJtabeth. The Aldine texU in
Italics seem to us to suggest a doubt on
this point.
Hun. Jennie Jsoktiikhx, of Prince
ton. Ky., failed to catch the measles
when she was young, had an attack of
that disease at the advanced ape of
one hundred and ten years and died a
few days afro. She lived with her
daughter, who is ninety years old and
is now left an orphan.
A Witty Rejoinder.
If the le?t interests of Eastern Orepot
are consulted Pendleton will iret the
branch apylum sure. Pendleton Tri
bune. It in generally understood that
Pendleton, as well us Ileppner, hasn't a
ghost of a show. It's between The
Ia!les and t'nion. Long Creek Eagle.
Weil, my dear friend isn't Pendleton
between The Dalles and Union. Pen
dleton Tribune.
THr KiMlyn Hank Itohhery fcidnr.
I ron, the Dl.trlrt Whera Tbey
Were ( aptured.
Fohmi., Oregon, Dec. 2, INC.
C). W. K. Mfi:. Co., Portland. Oregon:
I)ear ir Your Congo oil is the bos
medicine. I was recently kicked hy a
Imree on the leg, snd was hobbling
around on crutches. I was induced to
try a bottle of Congo oil, and nfter im
plying freely for one day I threw
my crutches. It works like iiu'hu.iii.
Yours Truly, J. A. Habimhos, City
Marshal, Fossil. Oregon.
Shiloh's cure, the Great Cough nnl
Croup Cure, is for sale by Snipes A Kin
ersly. Pocket Bize contains twenty-live
doses, only 2-"c. Children love it. r-old
by Snipes & Kinersly.
Os account of increased railway
rates the Uritish army authorities
have adopted the novel method, of
sending transports required for various
maneuvers by road, in trains of wagons
drawn by traction engines. The cost
has thus been reduced fully one-half.
CU per EatfleN jMzZZP
Ciitt CniTrT:, n.ifcriwH.,- tim 'ln.oat,
C.-l,, ;ti., i J..." rc' ovi-: U ll'il Ijg CollKll
fin.! At;.n.i, r -wii...,hjii ion ft him no
r-v-Rt: har c.rert :lin-i: i, v. tcreRU otI.r
l.im-'l; r M.I ccm "-T if i:eu llit'me. Sol f
tiy J iricriHl '.p ft ".-:Tr.ti:. KT I.ruP TiHi'li
C H I LG IfSj C ATAHR K
0'
yy REMEDY.
i inn
ti to cure vou.
. h f Thtii rro- i iriiRran-
krU-e 60ctH. luiw ttir (rw
Fur tmle by Hnlpmm ft Klnriily.
The St. Charles Hotel,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
This old, popular and reliable house
has lieen entirely refurnished, and every
room has been reiiapered and rt'tminte.
and newly carpeted throughout. The
house contains 1 l rooms and is snppnet
with every modern convenience. r!at
reaHonsbie. A g'Kxl restaurant attache!
to the hoiiHe. Frer bus to and from all
trains.
C. W. KNOWLES. Prop.
FRENCH & CO.,
BANKERS.
TRANSACT A GKNERALBANKINU BCH1NKBI-
Letters of Credit issued available in he
Eastern States.
Jon.x V. ISookwajteb, the Ohio mil-1
lionaire, said the other day: "I cannot I
tell you how much money I have spent !
trying to build a machine which would j
fly. Hut I think that I have a model i
tindi-r way now that will solve the problem."
fiight Exchange and Telegraphic
lranslerssoltlon INew l orK, Chicago, hi.
Lnnis, Sun Francisco, Portland Oregon,
Seattle Wash., and varions points in Or
egon and Washinirton.
Collections msde at all fKints on fv
O'Htle terms.
If Mr. Cleveland takes to his home,
says the wY.rk Times, all the pres
ents of one .Inscription and another
which have been sct to him since last
November he will luhe a museum that
will le worth going miles to see. His
admiring fellow-cituens from one end
of the country to the other have been
showing their devotion to him by send
ing him no end of remembrances.
If it had been Christmas eve every
night since November S, and his stock
ing had been hung up every time, it
would have leen stuffed more than
full every morning. He has received
almost everything from live stock to
jewelry, and the accumulation is some
thing which cuts a considerable figure
when the question of moving is under
consideration.
Many, it fact most, of these gifts
have come from persons whom he does
not know. Some of them are of no
earthly use, and some which might I
useful if he were the owner of a dime
museum or the proprietor of a stock
farm would be out of place in the white
house or the spacious grounds about it.
Somebody In Michigan showed his
devotion to the president by sending
him a deer about two months ago. It
was in a healthy condition and hud an
appetite that wassiimetliingenormous.
No one knows just what the sender
thought Mr. Cleveland wits to do with
the unimal or why he would appreciate
such a gift. It came by express to this
city. uiul. as his residence as not built
for the accommodation of such animals,
it was forwarded to his country place
at liuzr.ard's Hay. Soon after the deer
there came from a distant st:itc a large
rooster that crowed incessantly.
It was a g.Kid enough rooster as
roosters cro. but was not interesting
cnomrh to be classed as a curiosity or i
useful enoueh to pay for his "iHiard und j
keep." As a symbol of victory, lie dul
the best that his lungs und lurire expe
rience could do, and nt unseemly hours
in the mornintr has been proclaiming
to a large section of l.ukewood town- '
ship that he is on earth and is enjoying j
life immensely.
Some one sent to the president a :
live racc.Miu about six weeks ago, and '
this, thourh not considered intrinsical
lv of value, is said by "old inhabitants" 1
to lie a proMT present for a president.
It is said. t.xi. that had not some one ;
sent a live raccoon to Mr. Cleveland
the pr.-ccdents of a hundred years
would have been broken. Kx-l'resident
llurrison received more than one, and I
it is said thut since the early days ;
hardly a president has lieen chosen
who has not lieen the recipient of one 1
or more of these animals. As a gift to
llie president the raccoon in said to (
stand at the head of the animal king- :
!om. with the oppossum a good second, j
It was in June of last year that Mr. j
IlarrlMin received his last installment
nl ii;;ksuui. when an udmirer from'
Virginia sent him a pair, a few days
uftcr his nomination at Minneapolis. !
The gold-headed cane has lieen a i
favorite with those who have desired :
to send to Mr. Cleveland a token of;
esteem. His rack is filled with them'
end with canes that ure not gold t
headed. Canes from the old home j
of Thomas Jefferson are among j
the num'oer; canes of hickory from j
men who cast their first vote for "Old j
Hickorv" Jackson und t!u ir last fori
Mr. Cleveland have come in such num
bers us to i:..iici:te that there must lie
nearly a quorum of the old Jacksonian
democrat.-, f till on earth. The supply
of this article which Mr. Cleveland has
on hand would go a long way toward
supplying timber for the unnual cane
rushes in American colleges next fall
if it were distribute!.
A great many people who say they
voted for him have a pparently thought
Mr. Cleveland would Ik- interested to
know how they look. As a conse
quence he has a l:.rge collection of
photographs. They t-how the voter in
all stages, from the stripling of twen- !
ty-one to the patriarch of fourscore.
They show him in profile and from a
square front elevation. They show
him in broadcloth und in homespun,
home of the photographs are of men,
apparently, who resolved in Lincoln's
time not to shave ngain, until a demo
crat was elected president and who had
lost their razors ei'ht years ago. Some
have sent two photographs, one show
ing them with a clean-shaven facre aud
one with a beard. Explanatory notes
have accompanied some of these- photo
graphs which have depicted a degree
of iov at the election of Mr. Cleveland
which the camera has failed to reveal.
Some of these photographs indicate a
hungry gleam in the eye, which, taken
with the general contour of the head,
is entirely inconsistent with the spirit
of civil-service reform as enunciated
and practiced by Mr. Clevelaud.
Home look as if the original had had
hi eye strained at a fourth-class
postmaster's job so long as to have im
paired the sight permanently.
Many persons have attempted to se
cure some free and widespread adver
tising for a business house by making
gifts to Mr. Cleveland. These are
dealers in hats and other articles who
recognize that a note of acceptance
would be valuable. These articles
have been returned in some instances.
The presents which have come to
Mr. Cleveland have included slippers
enough to last him the balance of his
life if he saw fit to use them, elabo
rate pieces of fancy embroidery made
by women who jiave taken great
pains with them, and curious piece of
bric-a-brac. They are of little value,
for every one seems to have icspected
Mr. Cleveland's policy of never accept
ing presents which would in any sense
put him under personal obligations to
the donors. They are taken as indica
tions of a kindly feeling in the lnuirts
of the people, which cannot be other
than plcoF.ing.
5f
lu.tSKiMT tan
(Wf If founi
the equal of IV. l'i. rce's (iol.li'tl
Uc.lie:il Discovery. If other nifcli
cincs of it rl:wH wero like it, they'd
l.o puarnitee.l. This is. If it
dofsu't Inni'tit or cure, in every
case for which it's recommended,
you pet your money back. 1
isn't a "euro-all," lut it dm cure
all diseases arising from a torpid
or deranged liver, or from itnpuro
Mood. For all Scrofulous, Skill and
Scalp Diseases, it's a jKisitivo rem
ody. Even Consumption, r Lung,
scrofula, is cured by it, if taken Hi
timo and given a fair trial. That's
all that' asked for it a fair trial
Then, if it doesn't help you, there's
no pay.
Vo claim it to Ikj an uneipialod
remedy to purify tho blood and in
vigorate the liver. Wo claim it t
be lasting in its effects, creating an
appetite, purifying the bliMuL, and
preventing Uilious, Typhoid and
Malarial fevers, if taken in tiuic
The timo to tako it in when you
first feel tho signs of wariiuua and
tseakntsa. Vy druggists.
VIGOR of MEN
Easily. Quickly.
PsrsitMStly Rtstoraa.
WEAKNESS,
NERVOUSNESS,
DEBILITY,
and all th train of
frim r-arly rrrtirtxtr latrr
riiNw., Uw rvMiilts uf
iivftrwura, lrkaia,
wnrrv.ru.'. Full Ktrviif t Jt,
tfvnlpiitnl ami ltn
Ittven ury urKananil
i .ft Ina of t Itr Ik1 r .
Htin)tv naturmi nMMlMKia.
liinistlt'lnirtivHiiit
rn. rMllttr lniputtlr.
Situ fWr-rf isrt-T. l-wk.
vkt'lanailtm n1 pru(
ttJMJioU (MiaisMl) f rwu.
ERIE MEDICAL CO.
BUFFALO. N. V.
St'cil Wheat,
" Oats,
" Torn.
" Iye,
" ltattK't,
Harden tVetls,
(JrasH
.Seeds in I'ulk.
-AT-
T. H. CROSS'
Ilav, Grain and Feed Store.
W. E. GARRETSON.
All Watch Work Warranted.
Jewelry Made to Order.
I SB Hseoad St.. The llallee. Or.
SCBSSCK,
Praalileut
U. M. Hsau.
Caaliler.
first Rational Bank.
:he dalles. -
OREQON
A General Banking Business trsnsai-ted
Iepotiits received, snbject to Sight
Draft or Chec k.
Collections made and proceeds promptly
remitted on day of collection.
Wight and Telegraphic Kxchange sold on
New York, ban Francisco and Portland.
DIKEOTOKS.
D. P. Thompson. Jno. H. Hchcncc.
Kd.1. Williams, Oko. A. Likss.
II. M. Bkall.
YOUR ATTEflTIOJf
Is called to the fact that
Hogh Glenn,
X)ealer in Glass, Lime, Plaster, Onient
and Building Material of all kinds.
I arrl. tha rinast Lin. of
icture Moiildinss
u
To bi found in the City.
72 Uioshingtorl Street.
POLAND CHINA HOc
fv' . , THOKOUQIIBR
. - - POLAND CHINA HOr
-VsJT - 'vii' v ?JtM&irar I'rlce, t'Jrt ier bend, or r.
fr"!'"!"." an.l ttiein, t rite. All U'tU'rn prom ll r iihw.tcU
EDWRRD JUDV
CENTERVILtc.H,..''
"There in a tide in the afairs oj men which, (then at u
leads on to fortune"
The poet unquestionably had reference to the
Cii-Oot Si i
at CRANDALL & BURGET'S,
Who are selling those goods out at greatly-reduced raw
MICllFLltACH BKICK, - UNION 8T.
PAUL KREFT & CO.,
-IEAIJCKS IN-
PAINTS, OILS AND GLA3
And the Most Complete and the Ijttest I'attems and Design in
7V Li Xji JhJP
i Leaamg Jeweler.
j mill AHCKT rilKTHI
; -t: r'.-'.-..-. L. 'a, , y
lrnT'I'ractical Painters and I'amr Hangers. None but the best nmndJ
Shrrain-Wiilisins and J. V. Mssury's Paiiits used in all jtir work, and nmJ
the most skilled workmen emploved. Agents lor Masurr Liouid I'sinu.
chemical combination or soup mixture. A first class article in all colors,
orders promptly attended to.
Paist Ebon oorner Thirdaod Waihi&eton Ets., The Dalles. Or-1
thk Dalles
AND
Prineyille
From TERMINAL or WTH110R h
THE
Ittafsi
Stage
Line
J.D. PARISH, Prop.'
Imr.The iKllrtillim. tirfj d.T, and ar
rivm at 1'rlii.clll. lu thirty il bimr Iam
1'rll.ew He at I. a. ni. every il.y. aficl arrl.w at
Tba I'alita lu U.lrt. six hour.
Cirlics the I'. S. II ait, 1'issrjirs and Expirss
Counartaat lrli-lll ltb
Btsgei from Intern and Southern Or
egon, Horthern California and
all Interior Points.
AIm. mat, rliiae cnne-tlnn at The Palleawtih
tun. (n.lii I'ttrlluiid and Kaaterl. Mrfnt.
. CDonram driftri.
.' God acccauTJotiaiiccx alocj lit mt
: rtTst-daSi zuzla ni Husn v.ii.
: Eijrta saner luilti wi:i iia.ul care.
taoi orriirs;
M. Hlrhel S ... St. ire. I'matllla HnuM,
l'rlnevll. Jhalallea.
RKILRORD
In Ui line to tai
TO ALL POINTS EAST AS. t
It ! th 'iMntiiff Vmr It mi to. It rM "
eubul i raiua evrj amy la uf f
pi paul and
NO HANC.K orcttKI
DY
FACTORY
ARTICrSS?!
SODA WATER AND ICE CEEilL
Candies and Nuts "i-"":-
subspecialties
man iJraarUif HcM'tn lauwt oquipai
tourist sums- cm
Heat tli.tran be fintnirt, aiWm
af-r.imnii1ati..t.a ara both free wnm
lot bulUi-ra.il Mrat aud Mrmid-claMtskA
ELEGANT. DAY COB
A ciillii!im line, eonnarttnf 1ti.a
aflorttliig dirwt aud uuluiarrutiWcl OT
CuMmati Kleeir reaerratlim. bH
lu advauea UinnifD aujr af" "
Tunniiru Tirvrrc t M
f M.i,1 antl K.ur.. t-al. bt uun?ttn
Ucaet cfllua cil tba chiiiut.
Fall tiif.rrrnatlnn ronrornlnf rafa. H
train., route, aud otuar oecaii.
a..llC3aUuu lu
W. C. ALLAWAY,
Agwit P f. A. Nav. t.. Bu"bjr o
lallea. Or., or
A. Ii. HABlTr,
Aai't Ooiieral l aaMii rm At.. rortlaia.
Finest Peanut Roaster In Tha Dallas
" 2 3 H
2? Strew
rni rn
vs wa.ww rcwtaiirant.
WTII. YOUNG,
General Blaeksinitbinc am Work done
promptly, and all work
Guaranteed.
Horse Shoeing a Speciality
Tbirfl Street opp. Licbc1. olfl Stand.
The Dalles
Gigar : Faeton
FIJiST STREET
FACTORY NO. 1
VIVJIiAlIU nianuiac -,j
orders Iroin all rtol the wnntrj"!
on ine snortenv uoiic.
. ., . .win. nlf.LE
J lie reputation 01 mr. ',,,lr7iJ
GAR lias tawoiii Hrmly estt'l'',ll','1
tlie cieuiana lor tne iioine
article it lntrreasing every dv-
A. ULRICH &S0C
THE DALLES
National Bank,
Of IMLLEH CI TV, OK.
President
Vice-President,
Cashier, -
- Z. F. Moody
Chaki.ks Hilton
M. A. MoobT
Geocral Bunking Business Transacted.
rht Kxc)iaiica Hold on
NKW YORK,
fAN J-KANC1KCO,
CHICAGO
and J'OlcTLAND, Oil.
Oil leer ions made on luvorehle term,
st ull rci ec ii'jlc (K:it):.
A. A. BrdW
it
Knpa S full aaaortmanl
Staple and Fancy Grocers
and Provisions.
wMcb h off ers at low
SPECIAL :-: PRKI
to Cash Buyers.
Hifcbest Cash Prices for M
otter ProJnce.
170 SECONP ST
REET