. (S) THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, FRIDAY, JANUARY 1, 1892. tk'e, fcASY's Bed. "The baby must kavo a cradle,"' The fair young1n!'3,J;JJ;,saJd; f, V He must have a pl-JLUiveofl(Ta To nestle his pnesjs. bead; ' ' He shall have admin? pillow,' And a coverlet so'l aud white, ' And the lattice work shall be woven throu,: With ribtens'tininty and bright." . Oh, yes; he mufct have a cradle!" Tho proud yoans father said. As he smoothed with tremulous fingers The pretty, curl crowned head; "He will take a world of comfort. As-hc slowly, sleepily swings. ' Half wakice and half dreaming, . While his mother rocks him and Bings." So planned the fond younz parents. As they watebpd th'ei'r darling- grace Yet they did notiuy a cradle For tie bab)'!siresting' place; But tbeybought-a tiny casket' ; As white as the'drifted snow, And their hearts were well nigh broken . Hfrith a sudden weight of woe. And they laid the beautiful baby In a bed of his very own, . And strewed it with sjnilax .and lilies, And roses whita-ad halfloii; : And his pillow was'soft and rfo'wny. The blossoms covered his breast. And he slept and needed no rocking , To deepen bis quiet rest. Lillian Grey in Good Housekeeping. LIVING IN PAPER BAGS. For he's going to marry Yum-Yum, He's going to marry Yum-Yum, Yum-Yum, He's going to marry Yum-Yum. This last note is drawled out in a mis erable attempt at a profound bass by. the freshest, sweetest, clearest voice in the world, aud is followed by a silvery peal of laughter so like a bird's joyous trill that for a moment I am inclined to think it is only a continuation of the chorus of the little songsters that have been singing outside my window all morning. But a moment's, reflection convinces me otherwise, and I rise slow ly from my desk, where I have been struggling all morning with a perplex ing account book; and glance ont of my window iu the direction whence the sound proceeds. ' It is one of the loveliest, sunniest May days. The sky is cloudless blue. The orchard is powdered with suovvy apple blossoms, which last night's rain has washed from the trees, and standing un der them, rifling them of their remain ing glories, aro my sister Genevieve and : her devoted lover, Charley Somers. This young man has been, to use the house maid's expression, "hanging around" Vieve for many months, and while he is not particularly brilliant nor particular- . ly wise, he is good and kind, and what is more at least to us in onr financial em barrassments rich. Vievo has many admirers, for she is lovely and winsome, but willful in the extreme. At present her choice seems to waver between this yonng man and another a Professor Moore, in our col lege which college is the pride .and. de light of our village. The latter met Genevieve last season at a famous water ing place, whither she had been taken by one of onr friends, a gay, worldly woman who delisrhts to act as chaDeron to lovelv young girls, as an excuse for mingling in the gayeties of such places herself, and then when the season is over allows them to drift back to their quiet, dull country homes and narrow, sordid lives. Whether this is a wise or useful experi ence for young girls I very much doubt, but at any rate it has not spoiled Gene vieve. She comes back to us fresh and gay and smiling as ever; takes up the old burdens with only an occasional out break when some pressing economy is needed, or something which she considers especially mean has to be done because there is no money with which to do better. We are very poor. My mother died when Vieve was three years old and. our brother still a baby. To me these chil dren are my life. For their dear sakes no sacrifice is too great. Our old coun try home is lovely and comfortably fitted up, but when my father died, five years ago, we found ourselves almost destitute, with only the barest pittance for an in come. This I am trying bravely to eke out until our boy is old enpQgh' to put his shoulder to the wheel. Anything to keep the old home together and keep my lovely young sister under my wing, rather than send her out, in her beauti ful freshness, to labor for her daily roe&i and grow hardened in so doing. We have the most absurdly ridiculous nicknames. I was christened - Elanor in the delusive hope, I suppose, that I would grow up into a tall, stately princess, to do credit and honor to the house. ''But, alas! like many human hopes all vain! To the whole neighborhood Miss Elanor West is only a dumpy, stout little spin ster, with glasses awry on her nose and an everlasting account book in her hand. . Later in life Genevieve dubbed mo Eye,r because of my inordinate curiosity still later Adam, because, she asserted laugh-.. T 1 i xi - i . e ' ' .1 ingiy, i uau uie cariosity oi Hive uuu Adam combined. So this latter has grown to be my constant appellation. We have all sorts of quaint names for her. The boy was christened Ethelbert, but in my younger days, acting, as .a mother to him, I called him "Treasure' mostly. This soon shortened into "Tredge" in our familiar, affecljonalaji will be to the end of the chapter. Glancing out of the window I Vieve and Mr. Somers sauntering flow! toward the house. She is bright and gay he, moody and desperate looking. Vieve swings, her broad hat carelessly' on her arm, and I see that the wicked girl has decorated the poor - young man with apple blooms until he looks like Jt veritable Bottom. But I 'also see that he is fiercely plucking them off, and' as they pass through the hall the floor is strewn with the delicate, dainty things which he has cast from him. She gives me a wicked glance as they pass my door, while he bestows upon me a courte-. ous, cool very cool good morning,. Miss Elanor," and hurries out th'rocgii' the gate. Genevieve rushes in with a boisterous: "Well, Ad, who nesfr" '-'Oh, Vieve," I say ruefuily, ""that young man has gone and done it uguii;, I know." , "He has, dear old Ad," she admit-?. 'But I think this time is the last. 1 would not, Ad I could sot be so mean and small, you know." " She throws herself at wy feet, her head upon my knees, her eyes wander ing out to the orchard, where, evidently, & very tragic scene has taken place. She goes on hurriedly: . ;I know I said if Charley isomers ever proposed to ine again I would accept.' .1 know I said I was tired of - this pinching life for" timidly, "you know it is pinch ing, Ad, dear. I know I said I had heard of the great inconvenience of living in trunks I tried' that last season in the mountains; even the leaser inconvenience of living in bureau drawers. I know. I said last week, when I came home from Mrs. Graham's, with her elegant, artistic ! house and pantries stocked literally i overflowing with the good things of life' I said I could not endure living in paper bags any longer I know I did; but, Ad, I when Charley today offered me his hand '. full, yes, full,l Ad, of every comfort and.'-.luxury somehow," she says, hesi- 1 " 1 . .1 i . T ,.l X T J 'i. 1 why, but I couldn't." Well, dear," I reply slowly, "if you i don't love him" - ' "That's it, Adam," she says, positively, "I don't and can't; so, dear old Ad, it's j paper bags a little longer." "All right dear," I say meekly; "if j you feel that way, but if you could, you l know of course, only if you could, how I nice it would be!" . ; j ""Yes," she says, laughing merrily, I "very nice, but I am afraid I offended him this time beyond redemption. I am afraid, Ad, dear," slowly, "I behaved very badly, for do , you know there rushed over my mind the picture of me 'toddling away on iny bedding day with the lord high executioner,' and I behaved yes, very badly, Adam. I don't want Charley, Ad. I want nobody but you." "All right," I say, teasiugly, "but take care you never want any Moore." "Adam!" she says, sternly shaking her finger at me as she rises, with the faint est blush upon her face, "if yon are ever rrn i 1 T-rr nrr)in rtf om'h ion nrai T'l ltl ttit T shall bring Charley right in sirid make i ...i.: ri 1 - , i ily honor, and, better, our credit!" The next evening, as it is growing i dusk, I am sitting on the front piazza j amid clustering vines, whose fragran; i blooms are bending them down, waiting for Vieve to come home from dress ! parade on College Hill. The moon is i slowly rising, and I know she has wan dered into a walk with some one of her fervent devotees, and will likely come home with another victim dangling at her heels. I have scarcely thought this until I see her approoching with two victims Mr. Somers and Geoffry Moore. How she has inveigled Charley into her toils again, after yesterday's exploit, I cannot imagine but there he is, and to him she is chatting gayly, glibly almost ignoring the stately professor who walks gravely beside them. I cannot shut my eyes to the difference between these men, though one is rich, the other poor. Alas! that I have grown so mercenary and little even over the question of my dailing's heart! The one gay, debonair, but shallow. The other noble, manly, such a sure, safe protector and guide for my wayward Genevieve; but then, those little, cramping ills of poverty! The night is so lovely that they sit down beside me on the piazza, and now sure that she has snared her bird safely again she turns the battery of her irre sistible forces upon the professor, and is provoking, bewitching, exasperating, all in one. breath. In some way the conver sation turns upon rank and wealth and their advantages. "I shall never marry except for love, of course," she says; "but then I never could love any one but a man who can give me all the luxury of wealth." The first sentence evidently to snub poor Charley. The last to frown down any presumptuous advances on the part of the professor. "I -dp 'not believe that, Miss Gene vieve," he says gravely. "You belie yoursdlf, ' What good to a true woman's heart are all the comforts and dainty things" tflat Wealth can purchase if there be no love? What good the honor and rank of a thousand dead ancestors if the present man be wanting in nobleness?" "A great deal," she says decidedly. "I should want to know that his family had been" great 'and wealthy, for ages and ages with old family portraits handed down for generations coats of arms and all that sort of thing. Why, even as to ourselves," she adds with a curious twin kle in heir eyes, "Ad, what is onr family insignia our old heraldic coat of arms?' This with a gracious, questioning glance at mq, when she knows we have always been nobodies. . ' "What did you say, Adam, dear?" , "Oh, Vieve!" I stammer in reply, "why pwilf you try"to turn everything into ridi cule? You know I cannot ' 'Ad," she says, "you are too modest. You -underrate your own descriptive abilities. Well! I can't describe, but I can draw. Mr. Moore, will you kindly V'lghd me a card and a pencil?" , And that gentleman producing these articles, thatjajtdacious girl draws a very ji sr's paper bair and eravely hands it to him. He glances at it in a mvstified manner. LontaA0,it'more perfect," she says recklessly, "you mignt innate it a little err little, wee bit. for there is very 5 little" in it, Ad, dear, isn't there?" Three davsJater. Vieve and the pro cessor have gone out riding. She was Terydainty'iftoldng.'ahd gay when they set out, but .to me his face had an an-jiBjijaxylooki-as though he had made np ms mina to risK ail ana try -tus rate, jay heart is stirred to its depths, for there is no light, shallow love to be easily set aside. This man will never forget, and rtieve will never wed poverty. : She 'cannot love tne ncn man, so win nave c6ri of him:' "she does not love ah. is that true? I am afraid she loves the poor man but at all events - she will not marry him. So there is nothing left, as we children used to Bay when we counted the buttons on our dresses, but "beggar man" and "thief." God forbid! They came in quite late. She has a flush upon her smooth, round cheek, but a troubled look in her eves. He is very grave and quiet as he lingers on the piaisa a few minutes. When he has gone she comes in very quietly. . When I assist her to remove her riding dress she says: . "Ad, dear, t!iis ride has given me such a fearful headache that I c:imot see any of those chattering boys tonight. Enter tain them- for me, please, , won't you, that's a dear!" s . " This is all she says to uie", although 1 know there is something wrong, aad late that night, when tho "boys" are all gone, I ilud her with her fair head lying iu the moonlight in the window. ' "Don't-light the lamp yet," she says, as I coins in. "I. want to tell you, Ad, dear. This hasn't been quite like the rest," very wearily and adiy, "for I like him very much, but oh, Ad, we have been- poor so long. I could not wrong you all so much by not doing better for yon than this. But ho is true. Ad, so we won't laugh over it, you know." Her face is turned away from me a moment. '.'Well, it is settled now, eo go to bed, ! dear. I will come directly.. Vieve," I began passionately, "if you care for this man'don't wreck his own life and his" "Hush, Ad!" she interrupts. "It is all over. I guess I'll have to take Charley vet." A week later Vieve and I are iu the parlor reading when Professor Moore comes in, very pahr, but resolute, to say goodby. He is going away, he says, as he found he could give up his present position for a better, "and," he adds bit terly, "this place has become unendur able to me." . ' I glance at Vieve. She is deadly pale, and the scarlet roses at her fair throat are trembling. . He has but a moment in which to say goodby, so I extend my hand, feeling very regretful that we must loss this noble, true friend. Why will they ail fall in love with Vieve? "Miss Elanor," he says, his voice slightly trembling, "I shall never forget your grent kimlness to me. May God bless von f0.r t! see you again '- I shall probably never He pauses my hand trembles and I turn away. '- "Vieve," he says,, hurriedly, "goodby." "Goodby," she says, her face very pale. "I am sorry I know you can never care for m&again I know you never will" "Vieve," . he interrupts - gravely, "I shall alwavs love 'you as I do now, but"- '.'.' "I know," she replies pettishly. "You are disappointed with me. You thought I was better, nobler, truer." I am provoked with her. Womanlike, she is trying to make him still think well of her, even when she has bidden him leave her. . , "Hush, Vieve," he says. "Goodby. It is all over now." He lets her hand fall and turns away to leave the room. "Adam!" she cries passionately, "don't let him go!" I do not move. If anything is to be done, she must do it. f "Geoffrey!" she says softly, crimson ing at her pwn audacity. He pauses ir resolutely. "Geoffrey," still more softly and going nearer to him.. "It is not all over. I do care for you. Stay! I love you very dearly and I am willing to be your wife as you asked me." ' He turns and takes her in his arms., I am softly crying to myself by this time, for she is noble and true after all. -. "I do love you," she says, bravely, but her face is half hidden. "I don't mind poverty with you." This with an in describable, adoring look, which takes away the last remnants of doubt the young man ha3 left. Then she looks np at hiiu with eyes full of laughter and says, "I just love to live in paper bags!" At t hat I leave in disgust. Two months afterward they are mar ried. But his little secret is out. He is wealthy far wealthier than Mr. Somers, and had only used this ruse to see if Vieve was true enough to love him for himself. When the wedding cards came out everybody was a little mystified, for, while very elaborate and costly, the outside cover bore a quaiatdesign, much resembling the ordinary paper bag used by tradesmen generally: But being Pro fessor Moore's r they were pronounced "quite unique so artistic, you know." But where did they ever get the idea? Vieve casts down her eyes very de murely and says: "I can't imagine. Ad, can you?" Betty M. Thomas in Pittsburg Bulletin. An Unexpected Solntlon. At a Sunday school service a clergy man was explaining to a number of smart little urchins the necessity of Christian profession in order properly to enjoy the blessings of Providence in this world, and, to make it apparent to the youthful mind, he-Said: ' "For instance, I want to introduce water into my house. I turn it on. The pipes and faucets and every convenience are in good order, but I get no water. Can any of vou tell me why I don't get any water?" He expected the children to see that it was because he hod not made connec tion with the main in the street. The boys looked perplexed. They could not see why the water should refuse to run into his premises after such faultless plumbing. . - 4 "Can no one tcl mo what I have neg lected?" reiterated the good man, look ing at the many wondering faces bowed down by the weight of the problem. "I know," squeaked a little five-year-old. "You don't pay np!" Lippincott's. Ihuifer of Theater Fires. "It's a wonder to me,", says an actress,, "that there are not more theater- fires. Many dressing rooms have unprotected gas jets, the long flames swaying with every draft. Only the other night my Gainsborough hat, loaded with feathers, ignited and blazed to ruins on my head. Then the girls are often so careless. In the haste of quick changes a stub candle is set up in its own grease on a wooden shelf and often forgotten when the girl rushes to the stage. "Of course there are people around to watch for encli careless acts, but it would not be hard to have no one to see them iu time." Which is told not to produce' disquiet, but to enforce extra caution. New York Times. i DECEPTION AMOKG. WOMEN. I Why 51obauds and Fathers Are to Blame for Sluch, Apparent Dishonesty. i Since the field of , woman's work has i broadened, it has been " discovered that I the proportion of women clerks, cashiers f and forewomen, who betray the trust re I posed in them, is much less than that of V male employes. : Opposite this, as if the j purpose were to balance tho sins of the sexes, we find the " simple proposition I that, as a rule, women are more decep- tive than men, but the deception is prac ! ticed either in small mat ters or in senti j ment. , . ; ; If we eliminate love from the calcula tions, woman is still the more deceptive in small things. That is to say, she may plead guilty to petit larceny, while her big brother covers the entire gamut, from grand larceny to murder. If this were true, it is not difficult to account for ; the. difference between . man and ! womanjjina, rue majority of women i depend largely upon their husbands, ! fathers or brothers.' In the maintenance f of the house and table; to say nothing of j "personal" adornment, there are very few ! men -who place their purse at their wife's disposal. Nineteen out oE twenty have j'seen their mothers appealing to.the head J. of the house for money that should have ; been given to her as hers by right. . ' . Thel man's point of .view and the wom an's point of view aro so far apart that it takes time to bridge it, and as the wom arl ' is; usually' the bridge builder, what wonder' if she wearies, resolves to take the shortest, and easiest way and prac tices some small deception? Many a girl with honest impulses, candid to a fault, has, been mated to a man whose lack of sensibility, sordid views of life, greed or indifference changed the entire charac ter of her life. ' She has kept her own counsel and "managed" her husband to the best of her ability. Is this excusable deception? . - Many years ago the judges in England ruled that if a man had avenues of flight open, no matter how sorely he might be beset, to turn and slay his assailant was murder, and many thousands were hanged for preferring jo. kill another rather than stand or be overtaken and slain. - Of late the judges have changed the ,ruling. The interpretation of the law is different. Whereas in former years no man , dare assail his opponent until he was driven to the wall, now we have the common sense decision that a man need not flee from an assassin, turning his back and inviting death. He may face his opponent and kill him rather than risk being killed. If this ruling is just, what shall we say of the men whose miserly practices or greed or indifference deprives their wives or daughters of the opportunity to enjoy life within their means? The best answer to the assertion that women are more deceptive than men is found in those families where the parents do not discriminate against their daugh ters: where it is assumed that the daugh ters are entitled to as much money as the sons, and the sons are taught that the earnings of the minors are common stock. The girls practice no more de ception than the boys. ' They develop into independent, fair minded women. And they may be relied upon to preserve their self respect and the respect due their husbands. . In the practical, everyday affairs of life the equality taught by the master is impressed in a manner that makes char acter. And . characterless women are the only companions that characterless men are worthy of. Pittsburg Bulletin. Three Ancient Trees. Washington has three trees, each con nected with some important event in the laying out of the town of Washington in 1783. . The commissioners who made the survey began their work under the great white oak in the front yard of Judge Andrews' old home at Haywood. Through the following century this was one of the finest trees in Wilkes county. Another historical tree is the great pop lar on the Alexander homestead. In 1790 the first ordination of a Presbyterian minister west of the Savannah river took place under that tree. This was Rev. John Springer, a man of noted character and talents, and who would have been president of Franklin college had he lived. Finally, coming down later in time. we reach the memorable debate between Robert Toombs and Benjamin Hill in 1856? This was one of the greatest in tellectual contests in the history of Georgia, and will never be forgotten by those who heard it. It took place under an oak in the grove of Haywood. It was followed by a typical barbecue of the old south. Washington (Ga.) Gazette. Two Bipede Meet. ... A gentleman slowly sauntering down Seventeenth street the other night was startled by a shrill whistle that sounded close behind him. He naturally stopped and looked aronnd, but saw no one. He started on, bat had proceeded only a few yards when the whistle, louder - and shriller than before, - - was repeated. Again he looked aronnd, and again he saw no one. . Then his heart misgave him, for the hour was almost midnight. Vague, unutterable fears clutched at his soul, until his sleek locks grew to resem ble the quills of that notoriously fretful porcupine. . But suddenly the mystery was solved. He chanced to glance overhead, think ing that probably, like the May Queen, he had heard the angels call, when he perceived a parrot in a cage that dan gled from a second story window;. The eyes of the feathered and featherless bipeds met, and the parrot quickly and appropriately remarked, "What are you looking at, yon blamed fool!" Philadel phia Record. How Aeorns Are Eaten. Acorns form an important article of diet among many tribes of Indiai. They are bruised into meal and made into dough for breau. The meal is usu ally soaked preliminary in water to take away its bitter taste. Acorns are stored away in trees by wood packers, and in times of scarcity the natives rob these deposits. Washington Star. . THE DALLES MERCANTILE GO., - ' (Successors to BROOKS & BEERS.) ' The Dalles, - - - Oregon. Jobbers and faple and FanciJ Dfij Gjoodg, Gents' Furnishing Goods;, Boots and Shoes, V; '.. Hats and Caps. Etc. Staple and Fancy Groceries, Hardware, Flour, Bacon. . , ,r . Headauarters for Teas, Coffees, Dried Fruits, Canned Goods, Etc. HAY, GRAIN AN D PROD U QE ' ' Of aU kinds Bought and Sold at Retail or in Car- 1 'load Lots at Lowest Market Rates. Free Delivery to Boat and Cars and all parts of the City. 39b 394: SECOIiTX) STEEET. MAYS & -SALE AGENTS FOR flcon,'andChatetOak,, STOVES AND RANGES. Jewett's Steel Ranges, and Richarflson's ani Boynton's Furnaces. We also keep a large and complete stoek of - Hardware, Timyare, Granite, Blueware, Silverware, Cutlery, . Barbed Wire, Blacksmiths' Coal, Pumps, Pipe, Packing, Plumbers Supplies, Guns, Ammunition and Sporting Goods. ' Plumbing, Tinning, Grin, Repairing and Light , Machine Work a Specialty. COB. SECOND AND FEDCUAL STS., The E. 0. Co-Operative Store CARRIES A FULL LINE OF v Groceries, Family Supplies, Boots and Shoes, -ALSO A FULL LINE OF- Wapns, Carts, Reapers' and Mowers, ani all Ms of Jiricnltnral Implements. Corner Federal and Third Streets, THE DALLES. - OREGON. Farley ' (Successors to L. manuraciurers A General Line of Horse Furnishing Goods. ia:ErEA23ai3sra- promptly nd 3sraiAri3r idcustje. ' uniniMaiR nnii Mail TiRalnrs in Harness. Briflles. mil Horse BMets, Etc II UU1VUUW UUM - . - ... . Full Assortment of Mexican SECOND STREET, Tirst Class i UrfMt, Parte n Ftecot t tk World. Pusaoger accomodation unexcelled. IEW.T0RK7L0N00NDERRY AND 8LAS60W. - Every Saturday. 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