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THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, FRIDAY, JANUARY 1, 1892.
The Weekly Ghf onicle.
THE DALLES, - - - - - OREGON
JIDAY, - - - JANUARY 1, 1802.
LOCAL ASD PERSONAL.
General James A. Varney was in the
city Saturday.
Snow commenced falling Friday
afternoon and up till Saturday morning
four inches and a half had fallen, all of
which has disappeared.
The Chronicle is indebted - to the
courtesy of Col. W. E. McArthur of
Washington, D. C, for valuable docu
ments received. .
An alarm of fire was sounded Saturday
forenoon which proved to be a burning
flue in a house belonging to Hugh
Glenn, corner of Liberty and Sixth
streets, The fire was promptly extin
guished by neighbors before much dam
age was done.
There is one thing the Chronicle has
done that no other paper ever did ; it
has forced the Sun to admit that the
proprietors of the Chronicle are com
posed of the best citizens of The Dalles.
A few more breaks like that will cook
the editor's goose.
A gentleman named Lucas of Center
ville, Wash., has invented a gang plow
adapted to the hill lands of Eastern Or
egon and Washington. If the invention
the
over three hundred persons were in
store at the time of the drawing.
Another newsnaner venture will be
started in Arlington in the near future.
F. E. Shontell has opened a cigar store
next door to John Booth's. The Chron
icle wishes him success.
A grand "ball and supper will be given
at the new Skibbe hotel on the evening
nf new vear's dav. Thursday the 31st
instant.
A purse containing a small amount of
money was found on the street Satur
da The owner can have the same by
calling at this office.
Centerville is coine to De connected
with Goldendale by telephone. Why
would it not pay to connect The Dalles
with Dufur in the same manner.
Tonight is the time for the K. of P.
ball in the Wingate building in the
east end. In connection with the ball
a grand supper will be served at the
Skibbe hotel.
Keports from the Dufur country have
it that all the late rains and snow have
gone into the ground and that the soil
has more moisture in it than it has
had at this season for a number of years.
A Grant county man has received a
patent for a device for spraying water on
the svcle blade of a mowing machine
j whi'e in motion. The invention is in
' tended to prevent the accumulation of
I gum on the sycle.
Tlio e ditor of the Chronicle acknowl-
edged the courtesy of a complimentary
J ticket to the K. of P., social ball to be
Jellerson streets, on
December 2Sth
the
in
meets the hopes of Mr. Lucas, it is his j given in the Wingate building, corner of
intention to start a shop tor their man-' Second and
ufacture in this citv. j evening of Monday
Mr. P. T. Sharp and Miss Gracie will j stant.
left Monday morning for California to I xhe A. . . w. Christmas Tree,
spend the winter. Mr. Sharp goes for; . The Christmas tree of Temple Lodge
the benefit of his health which has been j Xq A Q v w ? wag he,d Christmas
quite poor for some time. Miss Sharp i evo in tfae R of p haU an(J WM fl com.
will remain. They go to Mr. Sharp s ,cte ncceM- The hall wa3 well filed
brother at Stockton. Mr. Sharp hopes to j The tree wa9loaded down and tw0 arge
return in February. , tabl(?s piled up with Christmas presents.
As we write, there lies before us a full j a. special feature was a drawing of pres
blown Sanfrans rose that Mrs. S. L. ents uiven bv the lodee. The first nrize
Brooks plucked from her garden Satur- waa a iarge album and was won by Mrs.
clay morning and presented to this office. King. The second, a silver butter dish
.Nothing can better illustrate the charac- j was won by Mrs. James Harper. The
ter of our climate than this tiling of ; tLii-d wa8 a silver pickle dish an 1 was
beauty, the most tender of all the roses ! won by Mrs. W. N. Wiley. The fourth
blooming in all its lovliness and with ; a opt (if fhina nuns and smiwra trns wnn
r
1 by Mrs. R. F. Gibons. A prize draw
! ing was offered to girls under twelve
j years, of a handsome doll. It was won
! by Miss Cassie Wiley. A like drawing
! for boys under twelve, resulted in Master
Keese obtaining a large, boy's express
j wagon. Rev. W. C. Curtis opened the
scarcely an abatement of fragrance in
the midst of an Eastern Oregon winter.
Iu recognition of the valuable volun
teer services Mr. S. L. Broolga has ren
dered to the signal service for over sev
enteen years, Mr. Pague, the chief of
the Oregon bureau, made liitn a christ
mas present of a valuable standard mer
curial barometer. It may be mentioned
here to the honor of Oregon and Mr.
Pague that that gentleman's standing for
the accuracy and efficiency of his work in
the department he so ably serves is at
the head of every other official in a sim
ilar position in the United States.
Mr. Edwin Mays, son of Mayor Mays
will spend his vacation in making a trip
to St. Louis, Chicago, New York, Phila
delphia and Washington, D. C, return
ing to college at Berkley January 14th,
1S92. He goes, we understand, as a rep
resentative of one of the college societies
of Berkley to meet a convention from
Yale and other prominent colleges of
the United States. We. judge it to be a
singular honor indeed to be selected for
this mission from among 800 to 1000
students. Mr. Mays started on his
journey on the 26th.
Somebody has said that a newspaper
that is not a fighter will never be much
of a success. If the converse of this is
true the Astoria Town Talk must be a
very successful journal. Not long ago it
had to answer to a libel suit but it got
off unscathed. It had scarcely reeov
ered its breath from the big fight over
the city election in which it again came
off with flying, colors when it had the
Astoriau chief of police arrested for
threatening to kill the publishers. As
the threat was conditioned on the pub
lication of an article which, however,
the Talk did publish, the chief was dis
charged. The publishers were all alive
at last accounts, but the editor says he
has learned that it is useless to go to
law with the devil and held the court in
hell.
On Christmas eve the store of E.
Jacobsen & Co. was filled to the doors
with a large uumber of the friends and
customers of that popular firm, the oc
casion being the drawing for tne elegant
shaving set and beautiful dressing case
for which the firm have been distribut
ing tickets to their customers during the
last week. At 9 :30 Miss Prudence Pat
terson was lifted on a counter and drew j
out of the box containing the coupons
number 316, which entitled the holder
of that number to the shaving set. Mr.
John Bruhlnian, was the lucky man,
4id being present the set was at once de
livered to him. Then the coupons for
the dressing case were placed in the box
and Miss Patterson drew number 307,
which entitles the holder of that ticket
proceedings in a neat and appropriate
speech and the company separated about
nine o'clock after having spent a most
enjoyable time. The Christmas tree
was pronounced one of the finest ever
seen in this city and it seemed as if every
one left the hall with arms loaded with
paesenf s.
Christmas Party.
A pleasant Christmas party met at
the residence of Mr. and Mrs. C. L.
Phillips Friday night. The party was in
honor of the presence of Miss Emma
Shepard, the niece of Mr. Phillips, as
well as the celebration of the Christmas
festival. About twenty-four persons,
young and old, sat down to dinner after
which a very enjoyable time was spent
in games, music and daucing. The im
portant feature of the evening was
Christmas tree, which groaned beneath
the weight of handsome and costly pres
ents. The party wound up a little be
fore midnight with a new game, ''The
Pea-nut Hunt," in which there were
two paizes. The first prize was a hand
some glove case and was won by Miss
Shepard and the booby, an elaborately
formed, string doll was won by Miss
Phinuan.
A IS rave Heed.
Miss Annie Lang performed an act
today that won very warm approval
from those who witnessed it. The team
of M. M. Cushing had been left standing
unhitched in front of the store of Maier
& Benton. Probably it was a passing
team that scared it, but it started to
move east and by the time it got to the
crossing at Chrisman & Corson's it was
beginning to move at a lively gait.
Miss Lang happened to be at the cor
ner when the team came up, and with
great courage and dexterity she dashed
to the side of the team and caught one
of the horses by the bridle which she
held fast till they came to a dea d
stop. It was nobly and bravely done,
and me voung laav deserves verv great
praise.
Advertised Letters.
The following is the list of letters re
maining in The Dalles postoffice uncalled
for Friday, Dec. 25,1891. Persons call
ing for these letters will please give the
date on which they were advertised :
Chester, Geo (2) Dyer, G
Eraser, John S Franklin, Geo B
tonger, jUrs Robert JHaget, J
Howard, Mrs P
Johnson, Nell
Martin, C jn
Johnson, Albert
Jones, Joseph
Moore. C H
Mysing, Geo A H
eo
Newfield, Susan
Stewart, B
Watson, John
Kay, Knell
Walker, Miss G
Westcott, Duane
M. T. Nolan-, P. M.
. to the dressing case. If the lady holding I Moon, G I
that number will present the same at 1 McDowell, Miss Ollie McCauley, Gi
the store of E. Jacobsen & Co.. she will I otson, H C Nichols, I
receive the .case. The drawing passed
off pleasantly and the firm are highly
pleased. Over a thousand tickets on
each case had been distributed to the
lady and gentleman callers at their store
during the last week and this is only
one evidence of the fact that this firm is
in the lead. Thev had an mmcnw DIED
holiday trade and deserved it as first- i In this city, December 26, of oedema
class goods and reasonable prices should j of the lunge, Nellie Lewis, aged 35
have their reward. By actual count ! years.
Special Correspondence of the Chronicle.
Washington-, D. C, Dec. 22, 1891.
This "City of magnificent distances1
is putting on its holiday attire and the
U. S. congress is getting ready f.o enjoy
the Christmas turkey.
Your correspond arrived here last Fri
day morning and after getting comfort
ablv settled, proceeded to the house
wing of the capitol only to find the said
house adjourned until noon next day
and Hon. M.'C.'s whom I wished to see,
"non est," some in committee rooms
and some like our busy bee, Hon. Binger
Hermann, rushing around through the
department offices., each with pockets
crammed with documents to be attended
to. Saturday I again searched the west
wing for a look at some M. C. of familiar
face, but was apparently doomed to dis
appointment, and was leaving the capi
tol in disgust when at the very last mom
ent's ran against the sturdy formof the
energetic member from our district, who
immediately took me under his wing
and put me in the swim in the depart
ments transacting business for others
and giving personal interviews as he ar
rived at the different buildings. Shortly
after meeting Mr. H. we ran against
Col. McArthur, formerly .of The Dalles
and took him in tow. On the way to
the agricultural department, where Mr.
H. had some business to transact it oc
curred to me that there was a coinci
dence, and I mentioned it. "Here we
are, three sturdy republicans, all citizens
of Oregon and all born in the good old
state of Maryland." "Three coinci
dences," amended Mr. Hermann.
After paying our respects to Uncle
Jerry Rusk, who by the way, knows ex
actly what he is about, we proceeded to
the general land office. It was after 2,
but the magic words, "Member of house
and friends,'.' opened the doors on oiled
hinges. Our first call was on the Hon.
Thos. II. Carter, a most genial, pleasant
and courteous gentleman, who gave me
a most cordial invitation to go through
his department and "see the machine at
work." This was just what I wanted
and should have asked had not the chief
anticipated my wish. Waa introduced
to the ehief clerk, Mr. Ross, a most
affable and intelligent, wide-awake
gentleman, and made an appointment
for today to go through the different
divisions. Saturday evening I went
over to Baltimore and returned yester
day at 9 a. m., met Col. McArthur by
appointment at the capital at 11 and
found Senator Dolph, who, although
busy preparing for his immediate jour
ney to Kansas as one of the committee
to attend the body of the late Senator
Plumb, whose sudden death the previous
day cast a gloom over the whole city,
gave me half an hour's time which must
have been precious to him. At twelve
the senate met to join in the funeral
service to the dead senator in the senate
chamber. The ceremony was very im
pressive and was listened to by a dis
tinguished audience. The president and
his cabinet, judges of the supreme court,
foreign ambassadors, heads of the army
and navy, members of the senate and of
the house and a very large concourse in
the galleries. Your correspondent oc
cupied a seat an the floor of the senate,
flanked by the member from the first
district.
I had, last night, a very pleasant and
lengthy talk with Senator Mitchell. I
The senator is of the opinion that it is
absolutely useless, in view f the feeling
in congress and out, in regard to build
ing railways to ask congress to do any
thing, towards building a portage around
the Dalles and Celilo obstructions, also
that it would take such a large amount
of money and consume so much time to
build a canal, that it is practically hope
less to expect relief is that way and that
the only way out of the difficulty in the
near fufure is to try for a ship railway.
My own humble opinion is that the
present congress, or the house at least,
will refuse to vote a dollar for anything
that they can help and the next congress
will have a long list of deficiency bills to
drovide for. Of one thing the readers of
he Chronicle may rest assured and
that is that each and every member of
the delegation will work untiringly in
the interests of the people and will se
cure for Oregon all she is entitled to.
It has become a saying in the depart
ments that Oregon takes everything
that is found lying aronnd loose and to
day when I went to the chief clerk with
the thirty or forty things which I
wanted, he, while ordering my requisi
tions filled, langhinglv said. "I hope
you Oregon fellows will leave us the
building, at least.
Conjectures, of course, are being made
as to who will be nominated for presi
dent by our people. Some think Mr.
Blaine, others Mr. Harrison.
Tomorrow at 12 the house meets for
the purpose of hearing the announce
ment of committees after which the
will adjourn till after the holidays.
Deo volente will leave tomorrow
night for home. Alaska.
Almack's Closed.
' Almack's is no more; Willis' Rooms
have had their day and ceased to be! No i
more will the magnificent hall and i
nun ua ue i if TT I 1T BST 8":0 sSl"Pl remedy
St. James', celebrated under both these ; ciricnt is an illusti
titles, re-ecno tne sounds or revelry and
mirth. Henceforth the animation within
its walls will be confined nisunly to sales
by auction. In its day Almack's was
the center of fashion, entry to which v:u
guarded by a committee of ladies as
closely as ever Cerberus guarded a region
Unnecessary Sufferings.
There is little doubt but that many
persons suffer for veara with nilmonta
, that could, easily be cured by tho use of
medy. 'J,he following ln
llustration of thin fm-t-
My wife waa troubled with a pain in her
sn.e the greater part of the time tor
three years, until cured bv Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. It has, I think, per
manently cured her. We also have used
Chamberlain's Cough Kerned r whenever
needed and believe it to be the best in
tne world.
r r t... , .,1
-a ? les?.ef mii Co.; m;J?iom&
satisfied than even the fabled sentinel.
Even the Duke of Wellington who,
according to Lord William Lenox, earned
for himself in his day the title of "The
Bean of the Peninsula," just as in later
times a gallant admiral earned for him
self the distinction of "The Swell of tho
Ocean" was denied admission one night
because he had donned black trousers
instead of the knee breeches and silk
stockings which tho committee had voted
indispensable for gentlemen. Every
book dealing with fashionable life at the
end of the last century and the begin
ning of this abounds in references to Almack's.
According to legend Mr. Almack wa3
m reality a Scotchman, who came to
London in the proverbial condition. His
real name was M'AU, but as at that
time his countrymen were not so es
teemed south of the Tweed as they are
now, he thought to diminish hostility to
his nationality by reversing his patro
nymic. Almack's ultimately became
Willis Rooms, and was for long the !
headquarters of social festivals, dances j
and charity dinners. These festal times j
are over, and instead of the toastinas- j
ter's "Fill your glasses, gentlemen; !
bumpers, if you please," the refrain of
its presiding genius will be "Go, going,
gone!" And thus disappears' another
link which joined the end of the century I
with what tne late Lord Lamington
called the "Days of the Dandies." Lon
don Telegranh.
Snipes & Kinersly Dmsrgists.
Saved from Death by Onions.
There has no doubt been more lives of
children payer from death in croup or
whooping cough bv the use-of onions
than any' other known remedy, - our
mothers used to make poultices of them,
or a Fyrup, which was always effectnal
in breaking up a cough or cold. Dr.
Gnnn's Onion SvruD is made bv com bill
ing a few simple remedies with'it which,
make it more effective as a medicine and
destroys the taste and odor of the onion.
50c. Sold by Blakelev & Houghton.
S. L. YOUNG,
(Successor to E. BCCK.r
,v.c.i'.4.v,y3?tejr; I
-Dealer in
mmm IS
A Great Liver Medicine.
Dr. Gunn's Improved Liver Pills "are a
sure cure for sick headache, bilious com
plaints, dyspepsia, indigestion, costive
ness, torpid liver, etc. These pills in
sure perfect digestion, correct the liver
and stomach, regulate the bowels, purify
and enrich ?he blood and make tho skin
clear. They. also produce a good appe
tite and invigorate and strengthen the
entire system by their tonic action.
They only require one pill for a dose and
never gripe or sicken. Sold at 25 . cents
a ixix by Blakelev & Houghton.
, wa-wwuw,
; . . ' -. -'.'
JevQl ryvDiamonds,
smVElt'WrlRE,::ETC.
Watches, 'Clocks ancT Jewelry
Repaired hd WSrranted,
165 Second- &L. The Ualles.Or..
An Important Translation.
Of therapyrns Ebers, the important 'J"?,'
medical m::iinscnpt which George Ebers,
the well ki.'own Germain Egyptologist
and novelist , acquired at Lnssor eight
een or nineteen years ago, only frag
ments the chapter on diseases of the
eyes, for instance have, with Professor
Hirschberg's help, yet been translated.
Ebers shrank from translating the whole,
on the ground that medical knowledge
vrjis requisite for the task. He expressed
this opinion when he and Lndwig Stern
edited tho manuscript in 1875. A com
plete translation has now been made by
a Berlin medical man, Dr. Heinrich
Joachim, who learned Egyptian for the
purpose, and has been working at tho
translation for several years. Thanks
to his labors, the oldest medical work in
the world is now accessible to all who
can read German.
Joachim thinks that it was written at
latest 1550 vears B. C.
A Sure Cure lor Viles.
j Itching Piles aro known by moisture
I like perspiration, causinar in ton so irch-
i ing when warns. This form ns well as
Llind, Bleeding or Protruding, yield
once to Dr. Bosanko's Pile Kerned
; which acts directly on parts affected,
' absorbs tumors, aliays itching and ef
j fects a permanent cure. 59 cents. Drug
gists or mail. Circulars free. Dr. Bo
ko, ?;9 Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa,
Sold bv lilakt'lev & Houghton.
' Act os ,s new principle
tetpuate the liver, stomach
tod bowels through th
nervts- Dr. Milss' Pnxa
ep4fdM cvrw tllloiisnesa,
torpid liver and cpnwlpa
tion. Smallest, mildest,
surest! BO doeSB,23 .
Samples free at xlruirtcistc-
br. BUwBel'Cs .Wiart
! i Tlta ColuiRfiia PacRIag Go..
PACKE RS "P FT I.
Pork and Beef.
Tlicy Speak Frui Experience.
"We know from experience in the use
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy that it
will prevent croup," says Messrs. Gad
berry & Worley, Percy, Iowa. They
also add that the remedy has given great
entiafsmtinn in thia T7iiinifrv a rwl tVinf
they believe it to be the best in the
! market for throat and lung diseases.
' For sale by Snipes & Kinersly, druggists.
BORN.
In this city, December 2CS, 1891, to the
wife of Clarence Aiken, a nin e-pound
girl. ..
Scientifically, an inch of rain means
100 ton's to the acre. The pressure of
another man's foot on a favorite corn
means something like a million tons to
the acher.
it are of still older date. It consists
mainly of recipes, interspersed here and
there with proverbs. In some passages
advice as to the examination of patients
is given; in others the prognosis indicat
ed by certain symptoms is stated. The
treatise shows that palpation of the ab
domen was practiced by the old Egyp
tian physicians. Berlin Cor. London
Lancet.
Cork Forests.
Cork growing in Spain and Portugal is
an extremely precarious business, and it
demands considerable capital. Only the
other day a man in this city was seeking
a partner with $100,000 to put into a cork
forest in Spain, with a lease of 150 years.
The bark is cut only once in ten years,
but as the forests are very large the
grower manages to obtain an anuual
crop. This year's crop is just beginning I
to come into the American market, the
trees having . been barked in July and i
August.
Crude cork comes over in great bales
weighing from 175 to 225 pounds each.
Tho heat to which it is subjected in j
order to flatten out it3 curves also drives i
out most of the insects, such as one j
would naturally eipect to find in bark.
As cork is too light to form a cargo of j
itself, the cork carrying vessels also j
bring oil, olives, wine and heavy mer- I
cbandisa of various sorts. New York
Sun.
Some Rig; Pumpkins.
One man regards as a wonderful
achievement the raising of four pump
kins on one vine, weighing respectively
115. 05, 00 and 80 pounds. The biggest
cornstalk reported was 16 feet 8 inches
high. The biggest ear was eight feet
from the ground. Lots of others were
fourteen to fifteen feet high. One man
thought it of sufficient importance to
report that h had raised a potato vine
fifteen feet long. Reports of second
crop strawlifiTies nave Deen treqnent,
and farmers had some on the Reading j
market less than ten days ago. At least
twenty fanners reported that ' they had
recently picked a second crop of rasp
berries. Pennsylvania Cor. St. Louis
Globe Democrat.
I The Old and the. New.
"Of course it hurts but you must grin
and bear it," is the old time consolation
given to persons troubled with rheuma
tism. "If you . will take the trouble to
dampen a piece of flannel with Cham
berlain's Pain Balm and bine it on over
the seat of pain ' your rheumatism will
disappear," is the modern and much
more satisfactory advice. 50 cent bot-
but that parts of j ties for sale by Snipes & Kinersly, drug
gists.
A Preventive for Croup.
We want every mother fo know that
croup can be prevented. True croup
never appci.rs without a warning. The
first FVinptoui is hoarseness ; then the
child appears to have taken a cold or a
i cold may have accompanied the hoarse
i nes from the start. Alter that a pecul
I iar rough cough is developed, which is
j followed by tho croup. The time to act
; is when the child first becomes hoarse;
a few doses of Uhamberlain s Cough
Remedy will prevent the attack. 'Even
after a rous;h cough has appeared the
diea?e mar be prevented by ui.ing this
remedy as directed. It has never been
known to fail. 25 cent; 50 cent and $1
bottles for sale by Snipes & Kinersly,
druggists. " dw
Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.
When Baby was nick, ire gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, sho clung to Castoria,
When she had Children, sho gave them Castoria
For the Children.
Our reudesa will notice the advertise
ments in thi-secoinmns for Chamberlain
& Co., Dps Miine, Iowa. From per
sonal experience wo can sav that Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy has broken np
bad cold for our children and we are
acquainted with ninny mothers in Cen
terville who wnu'd not be without it in
the house for a vfooil many times it3 cost
and are recommending it cwry day.
CeuUrcille, t. J'., Chronic! and Index.
25 cent, 50 cent and 1 Kittle?, for sale
by Snipes & KSnendy, druggists, daw
MAXUFACTL'KEKS OF
Fine Lard and Sausages.,
Curers of
BRAND
T..- . ..
nil
SJ uuuu
Dried Beef, Etc:
Masonic Building.
The PHllc9..0r.
C. N. THORN-BURY,
Late Ri-c. U. 8. Land Office.
T. A. mriMif.'. .
rtUy l'uttU-'
U.S. Land
.Rooms 7 and S, IT'S. Land'
Office BniUlvfiCi
THE DALLES, - - .- OREGON.;.
.;-''
pilings, Cobtcsts
And Business of all Kinds' Bcforc llio bc.il
and General LOlfrf'
Promptly Attended to.
Over Sixteen Years Experience.
-we also no A--
General RealJSsiate Eesim.-
All Correspondence Pnmj.t!y Answered? s
DIAMOND , ROLLER - MILL
A. H. CURTIS, Prop.
lour of the Best Qual
ity Always on Hand.
OREGON.
Will Drain the Lake to Get the Body.
Diver Dolph, who has been searching i
at the bottom of Hntton Jake, near Lara
mie, Wy., ei'ht days for the body of M.
B. Dawson, drowned three weeks ago,
has given it up. The only thing to do
now is to drain tho lake, and this will
be undertaken at once. The estimated
cost is $3,000 to $7,000. Aside from hu
mane and family considerations it is
very important to recover tho body, as
27,000 of life insurance is involved.-
Cor. St Louis Republic.
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rant rkgmm mvt M
t3 LiiEao Jtt Mmr STm w u MBSBB
mwAiiM.'miiiHiMimM mi .us ii. I JinaM
His Fat Saved Kim.
John Burton, a fat man, of Cambridge,
went to the Howard Athccajnm, at Bos
ton, to see a variety show. As the cur
tain went up he fell over the gallery rail
to the pit, thirty-five feet below. He
landed in the :isle and got up utihnrt,
save by a sbht cut over the eye. Ex
change." '
On his way to bed he inquired:
"Mamma, does God make skunks?"
l.tTTI 1 TIJ- T 1 J ,t
iiy ves, .uuie, x auppote lie uoes, j Isic cbbnj;es.
was the hesitating answer, tddie, after wagon load of produce recently
a moment's thought: "Well if he got a brought into Pnllas consisted of brct six
good sniff of one once, I'll bet he'd never heads of cabbr.'.e, t he htilf dtzs-u filling
make another." ' the wagon lx-u. Dallas (Or.) Chronicle.
Or alt forms, Xenrala-lo, Spasms. Fits, jlee
Icsnncss. Dullness, Dizziness, Bines, Oplnns
IKanH, UrnnkenncBi, etc., are cared by DK.
MH. KKHTOKAT1VK IV 1: It VI. HE,
discovered by tue eminent Indiana Specialist In
nervous disaacs. It does not contain opiates or
dnniferous druKJ. "Have been taking Jtt.
JULES' K F.S'I'OIt ATI VE NEB.VIXR for
Epilepsy. From September to January beforb
using tho 9fervtn 1 bad at least 76 convulsions,
ondnowofter three months' use have no mote
attacks. Jon B. COLLI, Homeo, Mich."
'1 have been itKins DK. MI LEU' K ESTOK
A.TIVE NEliV I E for about tonr months. It
has broucht mo relief and cure. I bave tuken It
for epilepsy, and after using It for one weclt havo
bad no attack. Hurd C. Bmsins, Beathvllle, Pa.
Fine book of great cures and trial bottles FKEE
a'- Iru,T :iila Everywhere, or address
OS. MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart, Ind.
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Bnanov for
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A watch.
Found. jr '.-r-T' -"A
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The owner, can have the ,
same by calling at this office andprov-j SSJ.fi'S
iule. j ing property. t . J Kblisuibs.
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