9v f Ay it 6 THE DALLES, OREGON, FRIDAY, JUNE 5, 1891. NUMBER 25. VOL. 1. S II IP II! ill". 7 INDIAN DEPREDATIONS. The Indians of Xew Mexico Killing Settlers in that Locality -U. S. Troops Taking the Field. The Insurgents Ma, Bombard Valpar aip--A rromineru Mining siau Suicides in San Francisco. Los Angeles, May 29. Information has been received at army head-quarters from military sources at Fort Bayard, New Mexico, to the effect that rumors of Indian hostilities are again rife in that quarter. It is reported that a man named Wbittan was killed on the Blue River, Arizona, and . hat a family was killed on Eagje Creek, also that there was a man named Campbell killed on the Whitewater. - " Troops have therefore gone out, with thirty days' supplies, while other detach ments are already in the field. AROSE IX THEIR WRATH. Indians Deal Out Poetic Justice to a - Picture Canvasser. Atoka, I. T., May 29. W. J. Xew comb, a picture canvasser who has just arrived here, relates an adventure with Indians at Boeev Depot, fifteen miles from here. Kewcomb and his partner, R. D. Stapleton were camped near the Indians, and in some manner offended them, whereupon the Indians ordered them to leave. This the two men did. but had traveled but a short distance .when they found then, selves in an am bascade. Newcoinb escaped a shower of bullets fired by the .Indians, but his partner was killed. Stapleton's body was found later riddled with bullets. JIWISH EXPULSION. Gladstone Thinks the Whole Clvlltsed World Should Appeal to the Csar. London, May 29. In response to letter from a member of parliament ask- ing him to join in claiming for the Jews in Rsswia ritrhts accorded Mohammedai subj&u of the czar, Gladstone said his personal action would have no weight fie thought the pressure of opinion of the civilized would based upon ascer tained facts-would be the best mode of proceeding. Gladstone expressed the hope that the saltan of Turkey would support the scheme for settling the Jews in Palestine. " TOO LATE. TOO LATE. It Is the Opinion that the Bearing Sea Close Season mil Will Not Pas. Washington, May 29. Although it is the belief of the officers of the state and treasury departments that sufficient time ye jr- in-adurU iu paaa tne bill to beTiltroduced .into parliament Monday to declare a close season in the Behring sea. others ay that the effort now being made was begun too late This opinion is largely based on Can adian opposition and the possibility that Canadian influence may be strong enough to delay parliament's actions. MAT BOMBARD VALPARAISO. The City la Being; Prepared for Defense Against the Insurgents. PABisy-May 29. A dispatch received here from Chili states that the insur gents, contrary to their promises, now threaten to bombard Valparaiso. In fear f these threats the defenses of that city ore Deing Hurriedly strengthened. It is 1-elieved that the foreign powers will in U-rvene should the insurgents carry out their threats. , Punishment Has Krrnn. . . Philadelphia-, May 29. John' Bards- . ley, city treasurer of Philadelphia was ' Arraigned in court today to answer the triple charge of misappropriating $39, OuO of city money and the embezzlement of $400,000 and upwards of state funds, i- nd perjury in violating his oath of office l y loaning the money out at interest. The magistrate committed the prisoner under $40,000 bail to answer on the three charges. The BUI far a Close Season for Seal Is Introduced. . . London, May 29. In the house of commons today the bill prepared by the government prohibiting British subjects from catching seals in Behring sea for a it-rtain period, was introduced. The time daring which seals cannot be cap tured is not; however, given in the bill. . To "Bust" the Celluloid Trust. j AhwjNr; If. YV, May 29. Attorney- leneraT Tabor has decided to begin an fiction against the Celluloid Novelty Co. snd the Celluloid Brush Co. for a viola tion of their charters. This is a Mow at the celluloid trust which was organized on exactly the same lines as the sugar trust. ' - They Did a Killing- Business. Omaha, May 29. Doctors McLaughlin, Sinclair and Williams of the Omaha Medical and Surgical Institute have been ' Treated, charged with the murder of Isabella Beaver, a young girl on whom- criminal operation was performed. Dr. Hamilton's Resignation. Washington, May 29 Dr. Hamilton urgeon -general of the Marine hospital service has resigned and accepted a posi t ion as professor of surgery and surgical pathology in Rush Medical College, 'hicago. He is to Le succeeded by Surg eon Walter Wy man. Crushed to Death. Chicago. May 29. This morning the (load bodies of two workmen, were found in an excavation for a building. The embankment caved last night before the lenqnit work and unknown to any one two men were crushed to death. Wealthy Mining Man Suicides. San Francisco, May 29. Morris Hoe fiich, a well-known mining man and capitalist,' shot himself to death at the residence of S. Roen Roesner last night. JTo cam Lt assigned for the act. REPORT ON THE VESUVIUS. j Appliance. About the Guns Crude, and Improvement Necessary. Washington', May 27. The report of the naval board on the test of the Vesu- : ...i.i: wi. t V1U3 gUHB IB Uiauc puvui;. , ucii inc r I Kmrrl met nv 14. it found the cruns ! ; would not be ranged and no Appliances i for sighting were fitted. Temporary i sights were rigged. Accuracy of fire of .SSelWtal t he 'SSSTS the middle and port guns were not in : good working order. The effect of a I moderate sea and wind upon the effic iency of the guns and their range was very slight. Generally speaking, the vessel, as a gun platform, behaved very satifactorily. Many details concerning steering gear and conning the tower could be much improved. As to the natural efficiency of the ves sel for offensive purposes the board has little data on which to base an opinion. On May 20, three shots were fired at a target towed by the dishing, at a speed of ten knots across the line of fire, the Vesuvius steaming, seventeen knots. One of these would undoubtedly have struck the vessel. This is considered a favorable showing under the circum stances. The board considered the littiners and appliances for loading and firing the guns very crude and capable of great improvement. Ihe ooard recommends that the guns should be carefully ranged ; also various modifica tions of defects found, and the depart ment has directed the board to recon vene and submit a detailed programme for further tests. ' LOTTERY LAW EVASION. Treasury Department Puts a Stopper In Another Loophole. Washington, May 27. The treasury department is still struggling to prevent the sale of lottery tickets in the United States. The law passed by congress pre vented the use of the United States mails in distributing them, and then the lot tery people went to Mexico and sought, under the custom law, to import them into this country as reading matter, at a light dutv. Assistant Secretary Spauld- ing put a stop to this by assessing duty on the face value of the tickets, the duty being placed at f 2.50 on a ten dollar ticket. This was thought to be a final stoppage on their importation. The lot tery people, fertile in resource, have had the- tickets printed in the United States, exported into Mexico and reiinported into the United States, and now claim that they are exempt from duty, as American manufacture, returned with out being advanced in value or improved in condition. Assistant Secretary Spaulding, however, has instructed col lectors of customs, along the Mexican border to assume that all lottery tickets entered are of foreign, manufacture, and to assess duty accordingly. W ANA MAKER OUR FRIEND. r Dally Grows More Enthusiastic Over the Great and Growing West. Washington, Mav 27. Although Postmaster-General Wanamaker will not discuss the San Francisco -postoffice site he is always anxious to talk about his Pacific coast trip. In an interview he said : "I thought I knew eoinetuliiir of the erowine countries before I set my face TOWaTa the setting sun, but I found be fore I got to San Diego that the west was doing more than I conceived. Before we got on the Union Pacific road to return and after we bad spun around Washing ton state I was amazed. The west must have better mail facilities, faster mails, more of them and better postoffice facili ties. How quickly they make a big city in the west, with - fine buildings, large factories and beautiful streets and all that pertains to a metropolis ! There are no signs of hard times out there. Everything is progress and enterprise: What nerve the people show, what profit their real estate yields." Mr.- Wanamaker has-been booming the west and the Pacific coast in this manner every day since his return. THE ELUSIVE ITATA. Charleston at Callao, hut the Other Vessel Was Not Seen. . , ' Washington, May 28. The navv de partment today received the first news from the Charleston since she left Aca- pulco, the first of last week, in continued pursuit of the Itata. When the vessel ailed to touch at Panama within the time expected, the department said it was very probable it had been decided to keep straight on down the coast, and that the Charleston wovld be heard from at some Peruvian port. This prediction is fultillej, for the port at which the Charleston announced her arrival is Cal lao. The whereabouts of the Itata are as far from being known as before, for Captain Remy reported he had seen nothing of the Itata in the cruise down the coast. The Charleston will join the squadron under Admiral McCann in Chilian waters, and it is surmised a re port will at no very distant date come thence, announcing the peaceful surrend er by the insurgents of the elusive craft, which the United States government will libel and perhaps forfeit for violation of neutrality laws. . Chinese Dens Raided. Washington, May 27. When China town was . raided here last night Californians in Washington were vividlv reminded of scenes on the Pacific coast. It is not generally known, but it is a fact that Washington citv itself, the Athens of America, has a Chinese quarter that exists under the very shadow of the capitol. It is only five or six squares from the capitol building, south of Penn- ylvania avenue, in that quarter ot town frequented by all kinds of low people, and some sights are quite as disgusting as any to be seen in Chinatown in San Franciscc. There are nearly 100 Chinese here, according to the i -lice census. The Slar tonight devotes a column to the scenes in Chinese quarters at last night's raid, and,, strangely enough, everyhodv seems to be as greatly interested as if the fact of such dens lwing among them was not known before. Altogether, the Chinese raid may have a rather salutary effect on next winter's legislation in congress. New York Recorder" to Suspend. Aiv iohk, jiay zi. Kumors are cur-1 rent in newspaper circles that the Re corder, the new morning paper which was started with flying colors, paying large salaries and spending large amounts in lavish advertising, is a bout to suspend publication. It is said that the million aire cigarette inen who have been back ing the pa per are sick of the experiment, which, it is alleged, was a losing venture from the start. The failure of John H. Statin, another big backer, to furnish help is given as the real cause of the suspension. It is even said the Recorder will not appear after next Saturday. Plains Alive With Grasshoppers. Miltos, Cal., May 27. It commenced showering this afternoon and has rained considerable so far, with indications of continuing throughout the night. The damage to hay, feed, and grain will be large. The plains aae alive with grass hoppers. 'They are traveling toward the northwest. PORTLAND'S ELECTION. j Strong Prospect that "Boss Lota a Con- Has Been Downed and that solidation Has Carried. A Livelv Fire at Huntington in this StateSir John's Condition Xo Better Blaine Goes to Maine. Portland, June 1. An election is be' ini? held here todav fu; the purioee of determining whether the three munici palities of Portland, East Portland and Albina, shall be consolidated into one city or not. A strong fight is being made both by consolidationists andanti consolidationists. The polls do not close till Bix o'clock and the result will not be known till late tonight. An unusual heavy vote was polled during the forenoon. The indications at noon were that consolidation will carry. Three arrests have been made, two for selling liquor and one for illegal voting. Reports from East Portland and Al bina indicates that consolidation will also have a majority in each city. It is reported that the anti-consolidation is ts are concentrating their strength in East Portland this afternoon, having given up the fight in Portland. At 2 :30 this afternoon the indications are that consolidation will carry in Port land and East Portland by good ma jorities, also that the vote in Albina is favorable to consolidation. HAS A HARD TASK. Mil John's Organ Discusses the of His Possible Successor. Work Tokonto, June 1. Discussing the question what will follow in the event of Sir John MacDonald's ' death, the Globe, the principal organ of the liberal party, says: "Hints which have been thrown out about coaiation are out of the question. The liberals would not coalesce except upon a clear understand ing that the national policy should be abandoned in favor of free trade with the United States. Whoever Sir John's successor may be the task before him is one extraordinarily difficult. The lib erals are prepared for putting public consolidation first, to do everything that is fair and reasonable, but they cannot be expected to condone things which they have condemned or to support a fiscal policy which they know to be wrong." . A HUNTINGTON BLAZE. A Fire Today Does Ten Thousand Dol- lars Damage. Pohtland, June 1. A special from Huntington, Oregon, to the Evening Telegram says that shortly after noon today a fire started in the barn of Isen hoffer & Cropper, butchers, consuming the barn and meat market, the Chinese store of Chung Lon, the dwelling house of Geo. Dunlap, and the New Commer cial hotel. Three head of horses belong ing to Isenhoffer & Cropper were burnt. The total loss is estimated at $10,000. There is some insurance. The cause of the fire is unknown. The Proceeds of Land Sales. New York, May 27. Kiernan's News Agency says : Colonel James McNaught, general counsel of the Northern Pacific, says there is no trnth in the report emanating from Philadelphia that the couioanv is buying preferred stjck with the proceeds of land sales awarded to the company by the Manitoba decision. Until a mandate from the United States supreme court is handed down he does not see how the company can be buying its stock. Vice-President WilliamB says it will be time enough when the com pany has a land fund in hand for it to buy stock, and when it is in such posi tion it will not be necessary to announce it from the house tops. The Great Scandal Case on Trial. London, June 1. The famous Baccarat scandal trial, otherwise the action of Sir William Gordon Cummings against Mr. and Mrs. Lycett Green, Mrs. Authur Wilson and Berkelay Lavett for slander was commenced before Lord Chief Just ice Coleridge today. After the Prince of Wales had entered the court room tho jury was sworn and the case was opened. Who Will Handle the Money. Philadelphia, June 1. Richard G. Oellers the choice of county commis sioners and city council for city treasurer to succeed BardSley, took possession of the city treasury this morning. The qnestion as to whether Oellers or Wright appointed by George Pattison has the right to fill the vacancy, will be brought before the court today. A decision is expected by the supreme court by next Saturday. The United States Wants a Coaling Sta tion. . Chicago, June 1. A dispatch from Washington says that an offer be made to lease Pt. Santa Barbara for a coaling station and in case of acceptance by the Dominion Republic possession, will be token at once and congress will be asked to appropriate the necessary sums to erect a dry dock, coaling wharves and fortifications. Sir John MacDonald Reported Dying. New Yohk, May 28. The Timet' Mon treal special says: A private dispatch received from authentic sources at Otta wa at 11:15 tonight says Sir John Mac Donald, the premier, is dying. Htf was attacked with congestion of the lungs tonight, and the dispatch says the doc tors have very little hopes of his recov ery. Sir John is 76 years old. ' Canada Needing Rain. Toronto, June'l. Reports from the various parts of the country state that crops are suffering greatly from the long continued drought. If rain does not fall within a week, the consequences, it is said will be serious. The Drain Contt lues. . New York, May 29. Gold amounting to $2,850,000 Trill be for export tomorrow. coin taken HARRISON FOR PRESIDENT. Senator Mitchell Thinks he Will be Re nomlnatedBIalne Out of the Race. San Fban-cisco. Mav 30. Senator Mitchell, of Oregon, who is in the city, when asked, " Do you think that Presi dent Harrison will le renominated?" declined at first to say. In response to the question, " Is Mr. Blaine out of, the race, and is he as sick as reported?" he said : The reports of Mr. Blaine's illness are undoubtedly exaggerated. I saw him near the White house just before he left for New York. He was pleasant and genial, as he always is, but his face had a peculiar ashen color and wearied look which undoubtedly came from hard work. He is sick, but he has no portal malady. I am convinced of that just as I am satisfied that he has no presidential aspirations. He has given them up. There is practically nothing to stop the president's nomination. To be candid, under these circumstances, I think that he will be the man. I agree with the opinion of Senator Ingalls, expressed in his letter to the republican editors of Kansas, that Harrison will again be the standard bearer. Who the democrats will nominate I am not in a position to express a sound opinion upon, but it looks like Cleveland. When asked what figure the third partv movement, the farmers' alliance, woufd cut in the campaign, the senator remarked : From a republican standpoint it is a menace to success. There is danger that they may carrv Nebraska, Kansas and perhaps one other western state hereto fore republican, and possibly one South ern state, which, of course, would throw the election into the house. I have no faith, however, that any Southern state will go for the alliance electors. E1S CAREER CUT SHORT. Downfall of a Young Man With Very Expensive Tastes. New York, May 30. A remarkable career of crime ends today with the sending of Dav d Waldo Pierce to Sing Sing, sentenced to hard iaoor ior three years for stealing a diamond scaripin valued at $250. Pierce is good looking, well educated, 19 years old, and from an excellent Boston family. Enough in dictments are hanging over him to keep bim in lail the rest of his natural life He came here, entered a course oi wild dissipation with rich young men, and soon acquired expensive tastes. He then began a system of petty swindles to keen up with "the fellows.". About one month ago he was arrested by the police as wanted by a man to whom he sold a valuable ring for a large amount, and by a young woman from whom lie stole a valuable scarfpin. He pleaded guilty to the latter charge and was sen tenced as told above. Among otner ex ploits, he married a young girl, and de serted her the next day after stealing her sayings. Movements of the Charleston. Washington, May 30. No advices from the Charleston were receivsd at the navy department today, and she is prob ably still at Callao coaling. No inform ation can be obtained at the department as to what instructions have been sent her, but the opinion is that she has re ceived orders to discontinue her efforts to capture the Itata, and it is believed that an arrangement for the peaceful sur render of the Itata' has been made, and that she will be turned over to this gov ernment for trial. The Charleston should finish coaling today, and if her machinery is in order, proceed on her voyage, but to what point cannot be learned here. Some think she will pro ceed to Iquique,' while others express the opinion that she will return to San Fran cisco and be held in readiness for duty in Behring sea, shou.d her services be re quired there. , , . Crops In California. Sacramento, May 30. The crop report by the state Agricultural fcociety says: Northern Caiifornia hay, strawberries and cherries were slightly damaged by rain but the benefit to grain more, than offsets the damage to hay that was down and fruits that were ripe. Southern California fruit trees show up better than several weeks ago, especially apri cots and peaches, but the ripening of fruits is still retarded by the cool cloudy weather. - Warmth and suhsbine are needed to more rapidly advance fruit ripening. Grapes are beginning to bloom. ' A Letter From Our Mary. . New York, May 30. Mary Anderson De Navarro writes to a friend in this city denying the report piblished re cently to the effect that she is in abject misery, etc. The letter concludes as fol lows: - - "We have taken a delightful house here in Kent, where we expect to. live for a long time to come. I am also happy in thinking . I am done forever with the glare and duplicitv of the stage life." ' Sad Day at Johnstown. Johnstown, Pa., May 30. The day here was doubly sad, being observed both in honor of dead soldiers and in mourning for the thousands of lost in the flood of two years ago tomorrow. Many newspapers correspondents were here. They formed a general flood association, and next vear a memorial service and dinner will be held in Pittsburg. The Countess Must Act. London, May 30. In an interview to day Mr. Harris, manager, said Belle Billon, who married Viscount Dunlo, and who, bv the death yesterday of the Earl of Clancarty, became Countess Clancarty, is under contract with him to play for a year. The terms of the con tract, Harris declares, will be enforced. If Belle Billon breaks the contract she will have to pay a heavy forfeit. The Rebellion at an End. New York, June 1. Minister Price, of Hayti, has received a dispatch from Port An Prince, stating that the rebellion which broke out there recently, has been suppressed and forty rebels were execu ted. Why do They Want Him? St. John, N. B., June l.Sn- Leonard Tilly, lieutenant governor of thisprov-j ince, has been hastily snmmoned to Ottawa. ' Nothing definite can be learned as to the object of his mission. - Blaine Is Better. ' : New York, JuneSecretary Blaine, accompanied by Mrs. Blaine and Mrs. Damrosch, left this morning for Bar Harbor, Maine. ". Canada'. G. O. M. Rapidly Sinking. Ottawa,' Ont, June I. At 1 -p. m. Sir John is gradually growing weaker and it is thought that he cannot last much longer. - Weather Forecast. San Francisco, June 1. Forecast for Oregon and Washington. Light rains. .: - San Francisco' Market. . ' Sam Francisco, June' ' 1. Wheat, buyer '91, 1.75. THEY SHOULD RESIGN. The spectacle of Dr. Briggs and Heber Newton holding on to membership, not to say official positions, in churches to whose teaching they are diametrically opposed is neither edifying to the public nor honorable to the gentlemen them selves. When a preacher can no longer teach the doctrines of a church he has sworn to defend common honesty sug gests his resignation. ' He has no busi ness to rend a communion which has re ceived him into its embrace. The world is wide enongh and there is ample room for his talents elsewhere. If Dr. Briggs cannot believe in the inspiration of the scriptures and the doctrine of the incar nation and the resurrection, every .principle of manhood demands that he should sever his connection with a church to which these are cardinal truths. A short time ago Dr. Bridgman, pastor of a a Baptist church in New York city embraced views, on the nature of future punishment, at variance with those gen erally held by that denomination, when he quietly resigned despite the argent entreaty of members of his church to re main. No man. thinks, anything- the less of Dr. Bridgman for having changed his opinions and "he went out from the church which he had so nobly served with the respect of every man . in it, whose love and respect are worth the having." The future influence of such a man, other things being equal, will be tenfold greater than that of a cowardly polemic who remains to distract and rend a church with whose teaching he has no sympathy. WE MEAN BUSINESS. We learn from the Goldendale Sentinel that the Columbia River Navigation Co., have given a mortgage on the New York Trust Co., for one million dollars, and that the bond has been filed with the county auditor at Goldendale. The same paper informs us that Mr. Seabrook, the civil engineer of the company has made the statement that a large number of men will soon be at work on the portage on the Washington side of the dalles of the Columbia. Mr. Seabrook informed the Sentinel that the route will go about two and a half miles north of Dalles City but he gave it as his opinion that " the ideas advanced by parties at The Dalles, in regard to a portage being built on that side of the river are somewhat vision ary." We 'may not know exactly what Mr. Seabrook means but if he intends to say that the men who have incorporated to build a portage on this side are not in earnest, the gentleman was never more mistaken in his life. If by " visionary" Mr. Seabrook means that a road on this side is impracticable, we answer, that is a matter that has never been proved. The incorporators of the TJregon portage pat a surveying party in the field two weeks ago and but for an accident that caused the distraction of an important surveying instrument, that cannot be re placed without some delay, the survey would, by this time, have been nearly finished. As soon as the broken instru ment can be replaced the survey will be renewed. Till then and until the proof of the practicability of the road has been tested we mast content ourselves with saying that we are dead in earnest about having a portage on this side and fully hope to accomplish our purpose. Mr. William Holder, state lecturer for the grange, returned yesterday from at tending the meeting of the state grange just held at Hillsboro. He says it was the largest and most enthusiastic meet ing the grange has had for many years, Reports from all quarters showed that the order was . never id a more prosper ous condition : He attributes this largely to the fact that the grange continues to keep, aloof from all political entangle ments. In common with many others Mr. Holder believes that' no secret so ciety should go into partisan politics. steadfast adherence to this policy will canse the grange to continue in vigorous existence when other political farmers1 organizations shall have passed away As an order, therefore, the grange will not affiliate with any third party move ment, while individual members are left free to do as they please. Such a course make the grange a poor field for the tal ents of the chronic office-seeker or the disgruntled politician, bat the order will suffer nothing on this account. A vote was taken on Wednesday on the question, Where shall we "hold our next annual meeting? and The Dalles lost it by only one ballot. Salem was the place chosen, A committee was appointed to draft ( new assessment law which would be satisfactory to the grangers. The mem bers of this committee are Judge Boise, R. A. Irvine of Albany and J. Voofhees, of Woodburn. Printed copies of the bill will, in doe time, be distributed among the grangers, so that its provis ions may be thoroughly discussed before. the next election, and those only sup ported for office who will pledge them selves in its favor. If the bill should prove satisfactory to the grangers it may cut no important figure in the next elec tion. .If. the grange shall succeed in framing and passing a good assessment law they will have done no small service to the country.- We are pleased to find them engaged in this work and wish them abundant success. ' The Eatt Oregonian says : "The pros perity of a free people can never depend upon 'putting money in circulation,' or 'liberal appropriations wisely made.' " This may be a very sound maxim of political economy for aught we know, but ' the philosopher of the . Eatt Ore gonian will have a heap of trouble in convincing the people of these parts that an appropriation, sufficiently "liberal'.' to finish the. Cascade Locks and open the Columbia river to. navigation and . so "wisely made" that Jie "appropriation" shall be contingent upon the . works . be ing finished by contract, would not be a very great stimulus to the prosperity of the people of thelnland Empire. LET VS BE FAIR. What is one man's meat is another man's poison is a very trite and homely proverb but it applies with peculiar force to the question of a protective tariff. From a strictly non-partisan stand-point it seems hardly fair to find fault with the McKinley bill because, as the New York Evening Post alleges, it ha3 raised the price of such household necessities as meats, flour, potatoes, butter and other domestic products about fifteen per cent. During the pas sage of the bill both its friends and foes protested they were fighting- in the interest of the producers. If, as the Post insinuates, higher prices for farm products have resulted through the suc cess of the protectionists, we submit, that in all fairness, low tariff men should be the last to complain. If these latter really had the interest of the farmer at heart when they fought for a low tariff or a tariff for revenue only, they will now rejoice at better prices and the prospect of still better for farm products, no matter by what means these prices were brought about. It is nothing but demagogy and the most contemptible form of partisanship to appeal to the working classes who are not farmers and pointing to higher prices for such articles as we have named say "Behold the effect of a high tariff." The fact is, apart from all politics, nothing gives us greater hope for the prosperity of the whole country in times to come than the pros prospect of better prices for everything the farmer has to sell. When the farmer is prosperous, the whole country is prosperous, and the man who loves his country's prosperity better than his party will rejoice in any honorable measure that will accomplish this result. The Goldendale Seatinel facetiously re fers to a class of farmers who " farm with their mouth." They own no land, never plowed a furrow in their lives, know nothing of the art of tilling the soil, but are ever ready to give the farmer lots of advice as to what he should do and how he should vote. The only thing that this class produces is taffy which they administer to the real farmers at cost. Taffy, however, is poor stuff for steady diet. An exchange calls attention to the fact that democratic papers all over the state are waging a vigorous warfare against protection principles as earnestly as if an election was at hand while it is well known that free trade is a question on which that party is by no means unani- Dighton, Mass., is the strawberry growing center upon which Boston, and New England in general, depends for its luscious fruit; and j list now it is figuring out that it lost $25,000 by the late cold snap. ' -- - Remember that you are not game just because some Dig man makes you quail. Of course the landlady expects yon to plank down your Doard money. Short Shrift. One of the leading banking firms in Paris, on the recommendation of a Lon don correspondent, engaged an English clerk of the name of Stephenson. For about three years the man's punctuality Was altogether unprecedented. He came to his work at 9 in the morning and did bot leave the office before the last stroke of 5. He was not a man, he was a clock. Besides, daring the whole time he never asked for a holiday. One fine morning, however, to the great surprise of his su perior, -Stephenson blush5 ngly craved permission to absent himself for an hour on the following day. Next day at 13 he left the office. It was observed that a carriage stood wait-' ing for him at the door. At 1 o'clock he drove up again in the same carriage and resumed his calculations as cool and self possessed as if nothing had happened. This short absence puzzled the brains of all the employes in the bank. The prin cipal himself, eager to obtain the solu tion of the enigma, invited this paragon of clerks to dinner. Between two glasses of Chambertin the banker said, "You will not think me indiscreet if I ask yon what yon did with yourself in that hour's leave of absence yon applied for last Tuesday?" "Oh! dear nor replied Stephenson, "1 went and got married!" Measager Boiteox. Insulted by a Woman. "Oh, yes, m remember Detroit; no fear about that," said sweet voiced Dora Wiley as she rocked to and fro in an easy chair in the Russell House. "I shall re member it as the first place in which I was really insulted, and by a woman too." "How and when did all this happen?" asked the reporter. "One night this week," continued Miss Wiley in reply. "A woman satin one of the boxes with her back to the stage. One could bear that sort of thing for a little while, but when an auditor turns his or her back squarely on yon for a whole evening yon cannot drive from your mind the impression that an insult is intended. Well, that was the feeling that came to mind as scene after scene of the play went by, and still that wom an sat there. "I became so annoyed exasperated, 1 might say that I could hardly sing at all. It affected others on the stage the same, but perhaps to a less extent. The legitimate result, of coarse, was to take onr minds off our work to a certain ex tent, and to a measure the audience suf fered by the acta of that one woman, al-1 though, perhaps, they may not have no- j need it" Detroit Journal, What an "Inch,r of Bain Means. Few people can form a definite idea of what is involved in the expression, "An inch of rain." It may aid such to follow this curious calculation: An acre is equal to 6,272,640 square inches; an inch deep of water on this area will be as many cubic inches of water, which, at 227 to tbe gallon, is 22,000 gallons. This im mense quantity of water will weigh 220,- 000 pounds, or 100 tons. , One-hundredth of an inch (0.01) alone is equal to one ton of water to the acre. St. Lonis Bepublio. - As Appropriate Costume. "What was the idea of dressing the little page at the Revere wedding like a desperado?" .. . . .. "Oh, he was to hold np the train, yon knowf Puck. WHEN MAN IS A FOOL. When Ka M m Klaa When he thinks he is a ' masher." When he won't pay his honest debts. Tt'I 1 1 1 , vt neu xic piuysaLtiuuLueriiian s game. When he imagines himself a Jay VjrOUld. When he imagines himself an encyclo peaia. When lie thinks he is a better man than anv one else. .... -. ... vv nen ne can put his name to an un known man's note. When he laughs and jeers at another man s tailings. When he talks politics to the detri ment of his business. When he tries to be a dude on a salary of $11 a month. When he thinks he is the only Christ ian piaar in town. w nen no tries to tell what mean peo ple nis neign Dors are. When he uses profane language to emphasize an ordinary remark. When he thinks the world is a hard, mean, bad place, just because he has the toothache. When he savs another man is a fool and scoundrel before analyzing his own doubttul record. When he attempts to pass himself off as a single man and has a wife and six children at home. When be thinks he can keep a family of nine children and three saloons on one dollar a day, When he pays ten dollars for soap to a man on the streets. When he tries to cut ice and drink whiskey at the same time. VV nen he takes another man to be a bigger fool than himself. W hen he thinks he can spend as much monev as a man who makes ten times his salary When be keeps his children from school because their clothes are a little ragged. V hen he thinks others will do more for him than they can do for themselves. When he does not take his home paper because he has some little dislike for the editor. When he thinks that Major Handbury is a friend ot the portage road. - When he thinks he can get as much news in any other paper as he can in the Chronicle. When he thinks he can do a succesful business without advertising. When he thinks his life is safe in rid ing on the Union Pacific railroad. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. DRoi O. D. DOANE PHYSICIAN AND SUR GEON. Office: rooms 5 and 6 ChaDman Block. Residence over MeFarland & French's store. - Office hours 9 to 12 A. M.t 2 to 5 and 7 to 8 P. M. AS. BENNETT, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Of- flee in Schanno'a building, up stairs. The Dalles, Oregon. R. O. C. ESHELMAN Homoeopathic Phy sician and buROEON. Office Hours : 9 1 to 12 a. u' ; 1 to 4, and 7 to 8 P' M. Calls answered promptly dey or night' Office; upstairs In Chap-1 man uiock D8IDDALL Dentist. Gas given for the painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth set on flowed aluminum plate. Rooms: Sign of tne uoiaen room, econa street. A R. THOMPSON Attoiinet-at-law. Office In Opera House Block, n ashington street, l oe uaiies, uregon P. P. MAYS. B. B. HUNTINGTON. H. B. WILSON. AYS. HUNTINGTON i WILSON Attok- nkys-at-law. unices, vrencn s Diociover First National Bank, 1 he Dalles, Oregon. C.B.DUFOB. GEO. WATKINS. PBANK MENEFEX. D CFUR, WATKINS A: MENEFEE ATTOB- usauu am x . nr.XJrwimu XTasj "71 TO 7K unl TT A C I OA 1 ilA tf JYtlMJin iUll, I L I iff I U OH 11 f f Vogt Block. Second Street, Tbe Dalles. Oregon. TTT H. WILSON Attobney-at-law Rooms V . 52 and 53, New Vogt Block, Second Street, The Dalles, Oregon. S. L. YOUNG, (Saeeessor to R. BECK.) -DEALER IN- Jewelry, Diamonds, SMERWJUE):ETG. Watches, Clocks and Jewelry Repaired and Warranted. ieS Secon l St.. The Dalles, Or. FHEHCH St co., BANKERS. TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS Letters of Credit issued available in the Eastern States. Sight Exchange and Telegraphic Transfers sold on jew i orx, (Jnicago, Jst. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Oregon, Seattle Wash., and various points in Or egon and Washington. Collections made at all points on fav orable terms. . - . . Notice to Taxpayers. XTOTfCE IS HEREBY GIVE.V THAT THE assessment roll for IS91, in bchool District No. VI, Whsoo county, Oregon, is now in the hands of the school clerk and open-for inspec tion. All persons desiring a change fn their aiuessinents are hereby required to appear before the directors who will sit as a board of equaliza tion on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, the 1st, 2d and 3d dnys of June, 1891, and show cause why their asxessment xhould be changed. Posi tively no reductions will be allowed after Wednesday, Jnne 3d. By Order of the Directors. J. M. HCNTINGTON, ml5-jun3 School Clerk $500 Re-ward! We will psy tbe above reward for any ease of Liver Complaint, liyspepsla. Sick Headacbe, in digestion, Constipation or CrativencM we cannot cure with West's Vegetable Liver Pills, when the directions are strictly complied with. They are purely vegetable, and never fail to give satisfac tion. Sugar Coated. Large boxes containing 30 Pills, 26 cent. Beware of counterfeits and imi tations. The genuine manufactured only by THE JOHN V. WFST COMPANY, CHICAGO. ILLINOIS." BLAKKIEY HOUGHTON, Prescription Druggists, i 176 Beeoad St. The Dalles, Or, WOT HE CLOCKS J. M. HUNTINGTON fe CO. EI nCfffJ3ff'DtfC ilJJDll Uwlwl D ' Heal Estate and Insoranee-fltili Abstracts of, and Information Concera ing Land Titles oh Short Notice. Land for Sale ' and.'flotises ty - Rest Parties Looking for Homes in COUNTRY OR 1 CITY, OR IN SEARCH "OF "" Buiqe$ .Location Should Call on or Write to a. Agents for a Full Line of Leaiii Fire fiMce Companies And Will Write Insurance for ' ",m;aB,";','.iuo-v Correspondence SoliRiteoL1 'JsJT' fettefli- Promptljr Answered. Call on or ' ; ' Address, .. J.. HUiraEGTON'cp,i Opera House Block, The, Dalles, Or. SJUPES&HJ Wlclesale and -DEALERS IN- Fine Imported, Key West" &nj Doissstie PAINT Now is the time to paint your hooM and if you wish to get the best quality and a fine color use the . . - Sherwin, Wflliams o.'s Paint For those wishing to ses'the quality and color of the above paint we tall their attention to the residence of 8; Li Brooks, Judge Bennett, Smith French and others painted by Paul Ereft. ' ''-': Snipes Sc Kinersly are agent for the above paint for The Dalles. Or. ' , . '.' H!. .. ". C. N. THORNBURY, . . T. A. HUDSON: Latruec U.S. Land umce. Rotary rubiu loaiiilDSI:: ROOMS 8 and 9i"0FFlGE BCODii, - Postofflcs Box SSS, . r . . . THE DALLES, OR. Filings; Contests; And all other Business in tire U. S. Laid OEc ' Promptly. Attended to. . : Entries and the purchase ,Jof 'Railroad Lands under the recent Forfeiture Att, which we will have, and advise the pub lic at the earliest date when such entries) can be made. Look for advertisement in this paper. - ' TnornmiiT & msst Health is Wealth! TAEATHI VT- Da. E. C. West's iIebve' a Atw 'Tma- Kent, s guaranteed, specific iotvHjrstarla, ll"i ness. Convulsions, Fits, Nervous. Neurslgla, Headache, Nervous ProsiraHoa'ausad by tbs us of alcohol or tobacco. Wakefulness. Rental Do presHion, Softening of the Brain, resulting in in sanity and leading to misery, dees; and daU, Premature Old Age, Barrenness, Loss of Powar in either sex. Involuntary Losses1 and 'SpannaC- orrncea caused ny over exernon Ql tne orsin, seir abuse or over indulgence. "' Each box contains one month's treatment. 11-00 s box, or ilx boxw for 15.00, sent by mail prepaid on receipt of prioa. WE GUARANTEE 8H BOIU To cure any case. , With each , -order 'jeoelMd ay us for six boxes, accompanied by 15.00, w. wlU send the purchaser our written - guarante to ra fund the money if tbe treatment does not eflsot a cure. Guarantees lsmied only Dy BLAKILET HOlIOHtOK, . Prescription Drarrt, 175 Second St. Tbe rjslles. Or. D. P. Thompson' J. 6. bchiwck, H. M. Beau, President. . Vlce-rresiaeni. . vwuusr. THE DALLES. - ORBQON . .; .J'.':,:... sri..- A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to bight Draft or Check. ' Collections rnaae and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. .. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold oa New York, San Francisco and Port land. DIRECTORS. Thompson. Juo. S. Scmifc. . Sparks. - Gio. A. IaxBs. ' . H. M. Biall. , 20 REWARD. WILL BE PAiO FOR Ali Y IKFORSIATIOK' leading to the oouviction of parties cutting he ropes or In any way interfering with the wires, poles or lamps of The Elbctbic Lioa Co. . , H.GLENN. MSJUJW fB I ' ' A4US. ' t-C-Wfi ( vl 1... ic ;