LOCAX. AND FKBSONAI.. ' Captain Edersby of Eight-mile was in . the city Friday. . C. W. and Mrs. VanDuyn of Tygh Valley.were in the city Friday, ' Mr. Silas Beezley is going to Burnt . Ranch on a visit to his neice who is re siding there. . Mr. and Mrs. John Roth of Kingsley and their daughter Mrs. H. Fargher came into town Friday. The state of Pennsylvania has 1145 persons to the square mile and Oregon has in the neighborhood of two. V(m. Bird was in the city Saturday - transacting business at the land office in regard to his timber culture claim, The Chbonicli is pleased to hear that - Miss Lois Dufur, of Dufur, is getting . well of her late dangerous sickness, , A car load of cattle and one of hogs .were fed at the stock yards Friday and' one car of Wasco county sheep was ship . ped this morning by Jack Anderson to Victoria, B. C. ; Henry C. Coe and wife, of Hood River, " have given a bond for a deed in the sum ' of f 1200, for lots three and four in section ' ' A, town of Waco ma, to J. E. Rand, of Hood River. ' Guesses are now in order as to whom the governor will appoint to succeed Judge Bird. It is expected the mantle will fall on some Dalles man. The friends of the Chboniclx will be pleased to learn that the circulation of ; the weekly' edition has nearly doubled ' within the past two months, ? Long Ward solemnly avers that he remembers the time when schools of . whales peed to come up the river in the spring time and lay their eggs in the sand back of the Umatilla House. ,. Mr.McGowan, of the Buchheit Pack- Ing company, of Lower Cascades, was in the city... He reports that, a few salmon above in the columns of the Blade and it so thoroughly amused us that we have not had time till now to assure our con temporary that proud as we are of our "good taste" his remarks are entirely too flattering. -Anything that the Blade produces is so far above the known ability of the Chronicle that if stolen for our use the theft would be detected at once. No, when we adopt this form of piracy we shall steal from some one near our own size. The Blade is mistaken. The Cheoniclk is young and tender and has not yet fallen into the ways of such papers as the Blade, which would steal and then own up to it. From oar Wrote Correspondent. Wamic, Or. April 14, 1891. Editor Chronicle : As items of in terest are very scarce now I will cut my correspondence short this time by saying that a daughter was born to the wife of A. C. Sanford on the 9th inst. and both mother and child are doing well, and A. C: is the proudest man you ever saw. And also, born to the wife of Orange Brittian a daughterron the 14th inst. Grain is nearly all sowed and sheep- shearers ae preparing to start out in a few days. The ground is getting almost dry and some have stopped plowing for that reason. The ' Norton surveying . party have reached upper Tygh creek and the smoke from their camp can be plainly seen from Tygh store. We wish them success and will give them a hearty welcome, with the pledge we will do all we can to support them. Very respect fully yours. Ought. m n mi' t itMilnii'mu' lul ljnMni'3 'Malt l.lng Seen the walls of wondrous blue Break, revealing all the beauty - That within its silence grew. ' - I have heard the wondrons story Of Saviour crucified, ;: How for us he suffered torture, How for us he lived and died. How the angel came from Heaven Clothed in robes of dazzling light Bore Him back to God who gave Him Wearing crown and robe of while. And they tell me bud and blossom. Egg and bird, but symbolize How our lives from grave and silence Into fuller beauty rise. When they hid my little sister In the grave so dark and cold. Then they said that God would keep her As an angel in His fold. And I wondered, as an angel Would her face be still more fair, Would he eyes hold more of sunshine. Or more gleams her golden hair? Mamma tells me she is happy With the good God up above. That Bhe plays all day with angels Sings with them their songs of love. little sister, up in Heaven When the angels came for you Tears and earth dust dimmed our vision Hid thy glory from our views But I know you were not frightened Heaven to you was real and true A nd I think sometimes the angels Must have whispered words to you. For you said in faith unquestioned Two dear Fathers have been given, I will love and trust them ever One on earth and one in Heaven. life and death and resurrection God and Heaven and angels bright All seems dark, I'll trust to Jesus He will lead me to the light. . Norton's Survey. We give the following extract from a letter received from Mr. Norton in re gard to the survey of The Dalles and Fossil road: The above verses which were written by Mrs. Prof. Smith, of this city, and recited by Miss Patty Baldwin at the Easter exercises of the Congregational Sunday school, touched the hearts of all who were present, and at the request of several who heard them the author has assented to their publication. They are certainly worthy of being preserved in print. xi. A JOLLV TIMS. The Tonnr People of The Dalles Visit Hood Kiver. Last evening a party of our young 'We are getting along nicely, but have people were entertained at the residence hH Rome ronrii conntrv to no over the l tion. u. omun, at noou civer. past five days. Our heaviest grade from Excursion rates were granted by the The Dalles to the summit is sixty-five Union Pacific and the party left on the 4 are beln eaneht at his Dlace and at the feet to the mile, and from the summit :3U passenger, arriving at nooa mver rapids of the Cascades. - to Tygh, seventy-five feet, which is The first horse show ever given by the mmjh leM than I expected. I am going to make an enort to get tDrougn Dy May 1st but cannot tell yet." Gilliam County v Horse Improvement association was held at Fossil last Satur day. It was thoroughly successful, fully $20,000 worth of animals being present. Henry Hudson started Friday morning . with 8000 lbs. of freight for Dayville. ; The people out that way must take ' their'n pretty straight as the load in one wagon was two sacks of flour to one bar rel of whisky. That's too much flour: ' In the first base ball game of the sea son the Portland won against the .Spok- and by a score of five to three. Yester- . day the spokanea were saved from a whitewash at Portland by a rainstorm . which , broke up the game. The score . stood Portland 7, Spokane 0. when the . rain drove them from the grounds. John Anthony, late of this city but ' now of La Grande, stopped off at The Dalles today on his way to Portland to lay in supplies and fixtures for going in' to the wholesale and retail candy bust ness. The people of La Grande ought to treat John kindly for he is a good body, and has many a friend, in The " Dalles who would gladly welcome him back. The great special train of Russel & Co., of Massolin, Ohio, consisting of twenty five cars loaded with Cyclone threshers ' and engines and drawn by two locomo tives, passed through the city Friday en route to Portland. Each car . bore the legend: "For Portland, Oregon' and the' whole was a very imposing sight and must have been a big advertisement, . not only to the company but for Oregon. An administrator's sale of the effects of the late J. G. Staats of. Dufur was conducted by auctioneer Butts of this city on last Wednesday at the residence of the deceased. There was a good crowd, all things considered, and every' thing brought a fair price. A. J. Wall, of Eight Mile bought a handsome, car riage which he intends to use in break ing his black calf. It cost him the sum of $00000.25. Mr. . B. Dufur is just in from Dufur and Tygh Valley and reports that Mr. ' Norton is getting along finely with his .iuivey. i'A good grade, easy of construe - tkra, has been found from this city to the divide. The people are much pleased to find that the route wiQ be so easy for a railroads , They are all giving Mr. Norton a pleasant reception. Mr. Dufur says the farmers of that part of the country are all pleased with the outlook for crops the coming season. Advertised Letter. Following is a list of unclaimed letters remaining in the poatoffice at The Dalles Oregon, April 17, 1891. Persons calling for same will please say "Advertised." Batch. CW Clark, Walter F Johnson, Charles Fillet, Mr John Murphy, W m Morrison, L, a Smith, 8 C Stafford, S S Vaunoy, Mrs Katie Tapp, Bink Chapman, Mrs Moine rz) M. T. Nolan, P, M. Articles Filed. The articles of incorporation of The Dalles Portage Railway company was filed in the county clerk's office today. The articles are for $500,000 with D. . French, Robert Mays, Max Vogt, A. S. Macallister, Hugh Glenn, Joseph T. Peters and B. F. Laughlin as incorpor ators. The objects are to build a road from The Dalles to a point above Hell Gate in Sherman county. New Comers. Two families from Missouri and three from Nebraska have' arrived in The Dalles'this week and all express them selves pleased with the looks of things here and will in all probability make their borne with us. The Best Cough Medicine. "One of my customers came in today and asked for the best cough medicine I bad," say Lew Young, a prominent drug- F'st of Newman Grove,- Neb. "Of course showed him Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and he did not ask to see any other. I have never yet sold a medicine that would loosen and relieve a . severe cold so quickly as that does. I have sold four dozen of it within the last sixty days and do not know of a single case where it failed to give the mos periect satisfac tion." Fifty cent bottles for sale by bninea t Kinerslv. arnirffifrts. Forfeited Kail road Lands we are now ready to prepare papers for the filing and entry of Railroad Lands. We also attend to business be fore the TJ. 8. Land Office and Secretary oi the interior. Jfersons tor whom we nave prepared papers and who are re quired .to renew their .applications, will not be charged additional for such papers. THORNBUBT & HUDSON, Rooms 8 and 9, Land Office building, ine uaiies, uregon. - NOTICK. about 6 :45. The evening was perfect and before entering upon the indoor sports the way was led across the point by the new road to where Mt. Hood can be seen in all its glory of ice and snow with the graceful river bearing its name, winding down through the great canyon hundreds of feet below, in the foreground. From this scene of wild grandeur the party turned reluctantly and wandered back through the woods to the residence of Mr. Smith. The guests were then ushered into the parlors, made doubly attractive by the f owers and evergreens, that were used profusely in decorating, filling all the place with beauty and fragrance. . Music and games were the order of the evening, and after partaking of an elegant repast, served in the spacious dining room, the party reluctantly broke up, after having spent a most delightful time, which will long be remembered by all who Were present. From The Dalles there were present : Misses Jeanette Williams, Maie Williams, Minnie Michell, Rose Michell, Annette Michell, Lizzie FitzGerald, ' Virginia Marden, Matilda Hollister, Ursula Ruch, Louise Ruch, Gertrude Meyers, Flora Mulligan. ' Messrs. I. N. Campbell, S. Campbell, S. D. Ainsworth, E.Williams', Griff Williams, N. C. Wilson, Joe Fitz Gerald, J. S. Booth, F. Faulkner, J. F, Hampshire, Mrs. and Mrs. Blakeley From Hood River Mrs. and Mrs. Heald, Miss Anna Roberts and Mr. Rand. R. E. French has for sale a number of improved ranches and unimproved lands in the Grass Valley neighborhood in Sherman county. They will be sold very cheap and on reasonable terms, nr. rv-nt. i .i - xc" ucujuw iu oi nnsettled rlftims in th xnmo nrfah. wbat is involved in the expression, "An borhood. His address is Grass Vallev, inch of rain." , It may aid such to fol low this' curious calculation : An acre is equal to 6,272,640 square inches; an inch deep on this area will be as many cubic inches of water, which at 227 to the gallon, is 22,000 gallons. This im mense qnantdty of water will weigh 222, 000 pounds, or 100 tons. One hundredth of an inch " alone is equal to one ton of water to the acre. Wednesday afternoon Mr. and Mrs. T. W. Sparks left this city to make Portland Sherman county, Oregon. FOR SALE. a cnoice lot ot brood mares ; also a number of geldings and fillies bv "Rock- wood Jr.," "Planter." "Oresron Wilkes.' and "Idaho Chief," same standard bred. Also three fine young stallions . by "KOCKwood jr." out ot nrst class mares. For prices and terms call on or address either J. W. Condon, or J. H. Larsen,' xne uaiies, uregon. An Open River. ' .ditob Evening Telegram: 1 en dorse all you say about the necessity for an open river, but if tbe river is opened, fll -A A- - 1 1 .1 L 1 i will it ue uwu uy mts Brc&uiiKJKt com. names T will not tbe railroads at once put down the fares so as to make it un profitable for tbe boats l What is the use of opening - the river, if not . to be made available for steamboating? - AN VLD KIVKK MAN. Astoria, April 16. brant all you say, and yet the money expended in opening the river will be wisely expended. An open nver means a treigbt rate regulator. The fact that the river is there and open to navigation will be a check on tbe railroads. Whenever - tbey impose extortionate rates, that moment tbe steamboats will, begin to work the river trade. The knowledge of this fact will keep railroad charges down to the min imum. But it does not necessarily follow that the railroads win be able to drive tbe steamboats out of business on the Col umbia river. With a railroad running down each side of the river, still the steamboats would find a carrying trade bteam cannot compete with water, either in manufacturing or transportation. JeUgram H. H. Wheeler, of Gird creek, paid Fossil the first visit since the town was located, last Wednesday. He has been here, however, before tbe town was. For seven years, in the sixties, when Canyon City was a great mining camp, and the country between was full of treacherous Indian savages, Mr.: Wheeler stocked and ran a stage between The Dalles and uanyon tjity. jar. w heeler's staee stock- were frequently stolen. He was seriously wounded on .bridge creek during the outbreak by old Paulina's band. We would like to see a history of this country Merino Sheep for Sale, I have a fine band of thorough bred drinng those perilous times written by ran oUaa c7 v i I Mr. Wheeler. Ha von rpcrarrleH hw the uur iui.uro uuiuc . xuo pwupie oi ine about 340 ewes and about 200 young eany settlers as one ot the bravest men, , Dalles very much regret their departure lambs, which I will sell at a low price and S001 Indian fighter. Fontil Jour- and wish them . both many happy and prosperous days in the city of their adoption. They will be followed, how ever by one faithful companion, coun selor and friend who will speak to them in times of loneliness and home-sickness with the familiar tones they have learned to love so well The Chbonicli . Tbe Warm Spring Indian commission consisting of Mark FuIlerton of Colfax, Wash., J. F. Payne, of Alma, N. C, and W. H. H. Dufur, of Dufur, Or., which was appointed to locate the northern boundary of the Warm Spring reserva tion and which has been at work since the 20th of January . last, has just com pleted its mission. The commissioners now go to the Colville reservation to make arrangement for the cession of a portion and upon easy terms. Address, D. M. French, The Dalles, Or. On Hand. J. M. Huntmtrton & (Jo. announce that they are prepared to make out the necessary papers for . parties wishing to nie on so called railroad land. appu. cants should have their papers all ready before going to the land office so as to avoid the rush and save time. Their office is in Opera H"se Block next to main entrance. Stock Strayed. Three 3-year-old fillies (2 sorrels and one bay,) two 2-year-olds (both bavs) all branded A on the left shoulder. I will give $5 apiece for the recovery of tbe same. J. W. Rooibs. . Boyd, Or. Notice to tax. Payers. , .. , - . . . All ObBUC UU WUUfcY MACS, of its lands to the end that they may be delinquent April 1st. Taxpayers are here thrown open for public settlement. In by requested to pay the same before that the matter of the Warm Spring boundary date in order to avoid going on the de- tbe commissioners have taken the depo- i Anecounty 5.urt J?" Si. , , . ... ordered the sale of all property in which Biuoae oi nearly au xnuians ana Detween the taxes have not been raid 20 and 30 whites The report has not as yet been made out but it ia believed that the commission see their duty so clearly that the report Will be Unanimous. We I Horsemen Attention. sincerely hope it will be in favor of the The spring rodero for horses will meet whites as we have always believed that " wven on lnn1 OI I.JaI. -J. t i- I . JaWVCT, ucy uma uio ngni nue oi me question Cha w Haight. ..111 - I - oa ueuey e so sun. - 1 - J. x. pCBOsss, nal. Heppner neoDle are said to be much excited over the discovery of artesian water at the Butter creek coal mines, and will renew the effort to find it near their city. .Water often shoots some twenty feet into tbe air from the drill-hole at the coal mine. The flow is prevented by means of a stop-valve while drilling ' is progressing, it is tnougnt it will not in- teriere witn mining operations in case a drill is struck. Eatt Oregonian. Members of the farmers' alliance have organized a company at Helix to handle and. ship their own grain in order to make all the profit possible out of the product ot their farms. Tbe company has secured the Reese & Redman and Kobley platforms, and is making prepar ations to nanaie a large amount ol grain, Eatt Oregonian. Dr. Tarmac Prssrhas a ForesM ZMaw eususu WUek Will Apply Equally Well In Coon try and City "He Shall HotSvzn ly Ma," Satan Told Eve, and Ho Uad. Nsrw York, March 23. "The Plague of Lies" was selected by Dr. Tatmage for tbe abject of the fifth of his discourses on "The Plagues of These-Three Gties" which he preached today. Both at the morning service in Brooklyn and at the evening service under the auspices of The Christian Herald in New York tbe vast buildings were not large enough to hold more than one-half the crowd who came to bear the sermon. His text was Genesis iii.4, "Ye shall not sorely die." That was a point blank lie. Satan told it to Kve to induce her to put her semicir cle of white, beautiful teeth into a forbid den apricot or plum or peach or apple. He practically said to her, "Oh, Eve, ' just take a bite of this and you will be omnipo tent and omniscient. You shall be as gods." , Just opposite was the result. It was tbe first lie that was ever told in our world. It opened the gate for all the false hoods that have ever alighted on this planet. It introduced a plague that covers all nations, the plague of lies, ifar worse than tbe plagues of Egypt, for they were on tbe banks of the Nile, but this on the banks of the Hudson, oa the banks of the East river, on the banks of the Ohio, and the Mississippi, and the Thames, and the Rhine, and the Tiber, and on both sides of all rivers. The Egyptian plagues only a few' weeks, but for six thousand years has raged this plague of lies. There area hand red ways ol telling a lie. A man's entire life may be a false hood, while with his lips he may not ones directly falsify. There are those who stats what is positively untrue, but afterward say "may be" softly. These departures from the truth are called "white lies;' but there is really no such thing as a white he. A US MAT B8 TOLD IK MANY WATS. The whitest lie that was ever told waa as black as perdition. No inventory of pub- lie crimes will be sufficient that omits this gigantic abomination. There high in church and state actually useful. self denying and honest in many things, who, upon certain subjects and in certain spheres, are not at all to be depended upon for veracity. . Indeed, there are many men and women who have their notions of truthfulness so thoroughly perverted that they do not know when they are lying. With many it is a cultivated sin: with some it seems a natural infirmity. I have known people who seemed to have been born liars. The falsehoods of their lives extended from cradle to grave. Prevari cations, misrepresentation and dishonesty of speech appeared in their first utter ances, and were as natural to them as any of their infantile diseases, and were a sort of moral croup or spiritual "'" But many have been placed In circum stances where this tendency has day by day and hour by hour been called to larger development. They have gone from attainment to attainment and from class to class until they have become regularly graduated liars. The air of tbe city la filled wita false hoods. Tbey hang - pendent from the chandeliers of our finest residences tbey crowd the shelves of some of our merchant princes; tbey fill the sidewalk from curb-' stone to brown stone facing; tbey cluster around the mechanic's hammer, and blos som from the end of the merchant's yard stick, and sit in the doors of churches. Some call tbem "iicuon." Some style them "fabrication." You might say that, they were subterfuge, disguised,, delusion, ro mance, evasion, pretense, fable, deception. misrepr-sentstion; but, as I am ignorant of anytldng to be gained by the hiding of God defying outrage Under a lexicog rapher's blanket, 1 Khali call them what my father taught me to call them lies. VAKXOUS SORTS OF LIBS. I shall divide them into agriculturaL mercantile, mechanical, ecclesiastical and social lies. First, then, I will speak of those that are more particularly agricultural. There is something in the perpetual presence of natural objects to make a man pure. The trees never issue "false stock." Wheat fields are always honest. Rye and oats never move out in the night, not paying for the place they have occupied. Corn shocks : never, make - false - assignments. Mountain brooks are always current. The gold on the grain is never counterfeit. The sunrise never flaunts in fatee colors. The dew sports only genuine diamonds. Taking farmers as a class, I believe they are truthful aiid fair in . dealing and kind hearted. But the regions surrounding our cities do not always send this sort of men to onr markets. - Day by day there creak through our streets and about the market houses farm wagons that have not honest spoke in their wheels or a truthful rivet from tongue to tailboard. During tbe last few years there have been times when domestic economy has foundered on the farmer's firkin. Neither high taxes, nor the high price of dry goods, nor the exorbitancy of labor, could ex cuse much that the city has witnessed in the behavior of the . yeomanry. By the quiet firesides In Westchester and Orange counties I hope there may be seasons of deep reflection and hearty repentance., Rural districts are accustomed to rail at great cities as given np to fraud and every' form of unrighteousness, but our cities do not absorb all the abominations. Our dtd sens have learned the importance of not always trusting to the size and style of ap ples in the top of a farmer's barrel as an indication of wbat may be found farther down. Many of our people are accustomed to watch and see how correctly a bushel of beets is measured, and there are not many honest milk cans. Deceptions do not all cluster round city halls. When our cities sit down and weep over their sins, all the surrounding coun tries ought to come in and weep with them. There is often hostility on the part of pro ducers against traders, as though tbe man who raises the corn was necessarily more honorable than the grain dealer who poors it into his mammoth bin. There ought to be no such hostility. Yet producers often think it no wrong to snatch away from the trader; and they say to the bargain maker, Yon get your money easy." Do tbey get it easy f Let those who in the quiet field and barn get their living exchange places with those who stand today amid the ex-' citements of commercial , life and see if they find it so very easy.- v . While tbe farmer goes to sleep with the assurance that his corn and barley will be growing all the night, moment by moment adding to his revenue, the merchant tries to go to sleep conscious that that moment his cargo may be broken on the rocks or damaged by tbe wave that sweeps dear across the hurricane deck, or that reckless speculators may that very hour be plotting some monetary revolution, or tbe burglars untQ, getting up on one elbow, he should shriek out, "Who's there r" One Sabbath night, in the vestibule of my church after service, a woman fell in convulsions. The doctor said she needed medicine not so much as something to eat. As she began to revive in her delirium, she said gaspingly: "Eight cents! Eight cental Eight cents! I wish I could get it done; I am so tired! I wish I could get some sleep, but I must get it done! Eight cents! Eight cental" We found afterward she was mak ing garments for eight cents apiece, and that she could make but three of tbem in a day! Three times eight are twenty-four! Hear it, men and women who have com fortable homes! Some of the worst villains of the city are the employers of these women. They beat them down to the last penny, and try to cheat them out of that. The woman must deposit a dollar or two before she gets the garments to work on. When the work is done it is sharply inspected, the most in significant flaws picked out, and the wages refused, and sometimes the dollar deposited not given back. The Women's Protective union reports a case where one of these. the taxes have not been paid. Please call and settle before the time mentioned and save costs. D. I Catks, Sheriff of Wasco County. N be prying open his safe, or his debtors flee ing the town, or his landlord ratstng tbe rent, or tbe fires kindling on the block that contains all his estate.. Easy! Is rtf God help tbe merchants! It is bard to have tbe palms of the hands blistered with outdoor work, but a more dreadful process when through mercantile anxieties tbe brain is consumed. MKBCANTTLK LIES. . In the next place we notice nsweaatila lies, those before the counter and behind the counter. I will not attempt to specify the different forms. .of commercial false hood. There are merchants who excuse themselves for deviation from truthful ness because of what they call eomnkercial no. M m Tn 1.. .1 : Freight rates from" Portland to HeDDner tin. .a n;ii, ,T7Z7l are 44 to 58 cents per hundred less than I virtue. There have been large fortunes VUOMOT BUU UU IXJBUJ leSS IO nihmri vfcjtM wa n ship wool from Heppner, the greater unrequited toil in the wine; not one spark portion of the business from this section of bed temper flashing from the bronze during the wool season is via the former bracket; not one drop of needle woman's town. Grant County Newt. MissOUie Smith, of The Dalles, took charge of the school in district number nineteen last Monday. The directors are J. R. Belchee, A. D. McDonald, and Daniel McLachlan, Clerk, J. R. Morri son. Watco Obterver. Mr. W. E. Bunnell left for his in Prineville this morning. home heart blood in the crimson ptnsh, while there are other great TrrtsMinhrrrrntn in which there is not one door knob, not one brick, not one trinket, -not one thread of lace but has upon it the mark of dishonor. What wonder if. some dav a hand of toil that had been wrung and worn out and blistered until the akin came off should be placed against the elegant wall paper, seartng its mark of blood four fingers and a mo cctfca mm da& WBikin the poor souls, finding a place where she could get more wages, resolved to change em ployers, and went to get her pay for work done. The employer says, "I hear you are going to leave me." "Yes," she said, "and I am come to get what you owe me." He made no answer. She said, "Are you not going to pay mef" "Yes," he said, "I will pay you;" and he kicked her down the stairs. There are thousands of fortunes made in commercial spheres that are throughout righteous. God will let his favor rest upon every scroll, every pictured wall, every trace ried window, and the joy that flashes from the lights, and showers from the mu sic and nances in the children's quick feet. pattering through the hall, will utter the congratulation of men and the approval of God. THKRK IS HO NEED OF FALSEHOOD. A merchant can, to the last item, be thoroughly honest. There is never any need of falsehood. Yet how many, will. day by day, hour by hour, utter what they know to be wrong. You say that you are selling at less than cost. If so, then it is right to say it. But did that cost you less than what you ask for it? If not, then you have falsified. You say that that article cost you twenty-five dollars. Did it? If so, then all right. If it did not, then you have falsified. Suppose you are a 'purchaser. You are "beating down" the goods. You say that that article for which five dollars is charged is not worth more than four. Is it worth no more than four dollars? Then all right. If it be worth more, and for the sake of getting it for less than its value, you wil fully depreciate it, you have falsified. You may call it a sharp trade. The recording angel writes it down on the ponderous tomes of eternity, -"Mr. So-and-so, mer chant on Water street or in Eighth street or in State street, or Mrs. So-and-so, keep ing bouse on Beacon street or on Madison avenue or Rittenhouse square or Brook lyn Heights or Brooklyn Hill, told one falsehood." You may consider it insignifi cant because relating to an insignificant purchase. You would despise the man who would falsify in regard to some great matter in which the city or the whole country was concerned; but this is only a box of' buttons, or a row of pins, or a case of needles. Be not deceived. The article purchased may be so small you can put it in your vest pocket, but tbe sin was bigger than the Pyramids, and tbe echo of the dishonor will reverberate through all the mountains of eternity. You throw on your counter some speci mens of handkerchiefs. lour customer i: "Is that all silk? No cotton in it?" You answer, "It is all silk." Was it all silk? If so, all right. But was it partly cotton? Then you have falsified. More over, you lost by the falsehood. Tbe custo mer, though he may live at Lynn or Doy les town or Poughkeepsie, will find out that you have defrauded him, and next spring when he again comes shopping he will look at your sign and say: I will not try there!. That is the place where I got that handkerchief." So that by that one dis honest bargain you picked your own pocket and insulted the Almighty. Would you dare to make an estimate of how many falsehoods in trade were yester day told by hardware men and clothiers and fruit dealers and dry goods establish ments and importers and jewelers and lumbermen and coal merchants and sta tioners and tobacconists? Lies shout sad dles, about buckles, about ribbons, about carpets, about gloves, about coats, about shoes, about hats, about watches, about carriages, about books about everything. In the name of tbe Lord Almighty, I ar raign commercial falsehoods as one of the greatest plagues in city and town. - - itECHAHICAL LTXS. In the next place I notice mechanical lies. There is no class of men who admin ister more to She welfare of the city than artisans. T9 their hand we must look for the building that shelters us, for the gar ments that clothe us, for the car that car ries us. ' They wield a widespread influ ence. There is much derision of what is called "Muscular Christianity," but in the latter day of the world's prosperity I think that the Christian will be muscular. We have a right to expect of those stalwart men of toil the highest possible integrity Many of them answer all our expectations, and stand at tbe front of religious and philanthropic enterprises. But this like the others that I have named, has in It these who lack in the element of verac ity.' They cannot all be trusted. In tunes when the demand for labor is great it is impossible to meet the demands of tbe public, or do work with that promptness and perfection that would at other tunes be possible. But there are mechanics whose word cannot be trusted at any time. No man has a right to promise more work than he can do. There are mechanics who say that they will come on Monday, but the- do not come until Wednesday. You put work in their hands that they tell you shall be completed in ten days, but it is thirty. There have been bouses buiit of which it might be said that every nail driven, every foot of plastering put 00, every yard of pipe hud, every shingle hammered, every brick mortared, could tell of falsehood con nected therewith. There are men attempt ing to do ten or fifteen pieces of work who have not the time or strength to do more than five or six pieces, but by promises never fulfilled keep all the undertakings within their own grasp. This is what they call "nursing" the job. How much wrong to his soul and insult to God a mechanic would save if he prom ised only so mnah as he expected to be able to do. Society has no right to ask of you impossibilities. Y on - cannot always cal culate correctly, and you may fail because you cannot get the help that you antici pate. But now I am speaking of the wil ful making of promises that you know yon cannot keep. Did you say that that shoe should be mended, that coat repaired, those bricks laid, that harness sewed, that door grained, that spout fixed or- that window glazed by Saturday, knowing that you would neither be able to do it yourself nor get any one else to do it? Then, before God and man you are a liar. You may say that it makes no particular difference, and that if yon had told the truth you would have lost the job, and that people expect to be disappointed, but that excuse will not answer. There is a voice of thunder rolling among the' drills and planes and shoe lasts and shears which says, "All liars shall have their part in the lake that burn etii with fire and brimstone." ECCLESIASTICAL LIES. I next notice ecclesiastical lies that is, falsehoods told for the purpose of advanc ing churches and sects, or for tbe purpose of depleting them. There is no use in asking many a Calvinist what an Arminian believes, for he will be apt to tell you that tbe Arminian believes that a man can con vert himself; or to ask tbe Arminian what the Calvinist believes, for he will tell you that the Calvinist believes that God made some men just to damn them. There is no need in asking a paedo-Baptist what a Bap tist believes, for be will be apt to say that the Baptist believes immersion to be posi tively necessary to salvation. It is almost Impossible for one denomination of Chris tiana, without prejudice or misrepresen ta li is strange, also, how individual churches will sometimes make misstate ments about other individual churches. It Is especially so in regard to falsehoods told with reference to prosperous enterprises. As long asa church is feeble, and tbe sing ing is discordant, and the minister, through the poverty of the church, must go with a threadbare coat, and here and there a wor shiper sits in tbe end of a pew, having all the seat to himself, religious sympathizers of other churches will say, "What a pity!" But let a great day of prosperity come, and even ministers of the Gospel, who ought to be rejoiced at the largeness and extent of the work, denounce and misrepresent and falsify, startfng the suspicion in regard to themselves that the reason tbey do not like the corn is because it is not ground in their own mill. How long before we shall learn to be fair in our religions criticisms! The keenest jealousies on earth are church jealousies. The field of Christian work is so large that there is no need that our hoe handles hit. SOCIAL LIES. . Next I speak of social lies. This evil makes much of society insincere. You know not wbat to believe. When people ask you to come you do not know whether or not tbey want you to come. When they send their regards you do not know whether it is an expression of their heart or an external civility. We have learned to take almost everything at a discount. Word is sent "Not at home," when they are only too lazy to dress themselves. They say, "The furnace has just gone out," when in truth they have had no fire in it all winter. They apologize for the un usual barrenness of their table when they never live any better. They decry their most luxurious entertainments to win a shower of approval. They apologize for their appearance, as though it were un usual, when always at home they look just so. Tbey would make you believe that some nice sketch on the wall was the work of a master painter. "It was an heirloom, and once hung on the walls of a castle, and a duke gave it to their grandfather." When the fact is that painting was made by a man- "down east," and baked so as to make it look old. and sold with others for ten dollars a dozen. People who will lie about nothing else will lie about a pict ure. On a small income we must make the world believe that we are fflwntL and our life becomes a cheat, a counterfeit and a sham. Few persons are really natural. When I say this I do not mean to slur cultured manners.. It is right that we should have more admiration for tbe sculptured marble than for the unknown block of the quarry. From many circles in life insincerity has driven out vivacity and enthusiasm. A frozen dignity instead floats about the room, and iceberg grinds against iceberg. You must not laugh outright; it is vulgar. You must smile. You must not dash rapid ly across the room; you must glide. There is a round of bows and grins and flatteries and ohs! and ahs! and simpering and nambypauibyism a world of which is not worth one good, round, honest peal of laughter. From such a hollow round the tortured guest retires at the c&sse of the evening and assures his host that he has enjoyed himself! What a round of insincerities many peo ple run in order to win the favor of the world! Their life is a sham and their death an unspeakable sadness. Alas for the poor butterflies when the frost strikes tbem! A COMPARISON OF LIVES. Compare tbe life and death of such a one with that of some Christian aunt who was once a blessing to your household. I do not know that she was. ever offered the hand in marriage. She lived single, that untrammeled she might be everybody's blessing. Whenever the sick were to be visited, or the poor to be provided with bread, she went with a blessing. She could pray, or sing "Rock of Ages" for any sick pauper who asked her.- As she got older there were days when she was a lit tle sharp, but for tbe most part auntie was sunbeam just the one lor Christmas eve. bhe Knew better than any one else how to fix things. Her every prayer. God beard it, was full of everybody who had tronlte. The brightest things ra all the house dropped from her fingers. She had peculiar notions, but tbe grandest no tion she ever bad was to make you happy. She dressed well auntie always dressed well; but her highest adornment was that of a meek and quiet spirit, which, in the sight of God, is of great price. Whan she died you all gathered lovingly about, her; and as you carried her out to rest the Sun day school class almost covered the coffin with japonicas, and the poor people stood at the end of the alley, with their aprons to their eyes, sobbing bitterly; and the man of the world .said, with Solomon, "Her price was' above rubies," and Jesus, as unto the maiden in JuSea commanded, "I say unto thee, arise! But to many,- through insincerity, this life is a masquerade ball. - As at such en tertainments gentlemen and- ladies appeal In the dress of kings or queens, mountain bandits or clowns, and at the close of the dance throw off their disguises, so in this dissipated life all unclean passions move in mask. . Across the floor they tnp mer rily. The lights sparkle along the wall or drop from the ceiling a. cohort of fire! Tbe music charms. The diamonds glitter. The feet bound. Gemmed hands stretched out clasp gemmed hands. Dancing feet respond to dancing feet. , fHeammg brow bends to gleaming brow. On with the dance! Flash and rustle and laughter and Immeasurable merry making! But the languor of death comes oyer the limbs and blurs the sight. - Lights lower! Floor hollow with sepul chral echo. Music saddens into a wail. Lights lower! The maskers can hardly now be seen. Flowers exchange their fra grance for a sickening odor, such as eomes. from garlands that have lain in vaults of cemeteries. Lights lower! Mists fill the room.. Glasses rattle as though shaken by sullen thunder. Sighs seem caught among the curtains. Scarf falls from the shoulder of beauty a shroud! Lights lower! Over the slippery boards, in dance of death, glide jealousies, disappointments, lust, de spair. Torn leaves and withered garlands only naif hide the ulcered feet. . Tbe stench of smoking lamp wicks almost quenched. Choking damps. - Chilliness. Feet still, Hands folded. Eyes shut. Voices hushed. Lights outl ' ful O H. Her bring's DRY GOODS STORE Has removed to 177 Second street (French's Block) nearly opposite his former stand, where he will be pleased to see his former customers and friends. He carries now a much larger stock than before and every Department is filled with the Latest Novelties of the Season. Minnesota Thresher Mfg. Go., n. V -Manufacturers and Dealers in- Minnesota Chief Separators, ; Grand & Stilwells Plain and Traction Engines,- "CHIEF' Farm Wagons. Stationary Engines and Boilers of all sizes. ' ' Saw Mills and Fixtures, "Wood-Working Machinery, Wood Split Pullies, Oils, Lace Belts and Belting.' Minnesota Thresher Mfg. Co. Get our Prices before Purchasing. ; -V 267 Front Street, PORTLAND, OREGON. FISH S - BHRDON . DEALERS XIST Stoves, faFJiaees, flanges, We are the Sole Agents for the Celebrated . Trinmpli Ranie aii Banna : Coot Stove, , Which have no equals, and Warranted togiv e Entire Satisfaction or Money Refunded Corner Second and Washington Streets, The Dalles, Oregon. ; Crandall Bupq MANUFACTURERS AND DKALERS IN FURNITURE CARPETS. Undertakers and Embalmers. NO: 166 SECOND STREET. , r40lTH DflLiliES, Wash. Situated at the Head of Navigation Destined, to be ' Best ahuf acturing Center j In the Inland Empire. Best Selling- Property of the Season : in the Northwest. Tor farther information call at the office of Interstate Investment Co., Or ; 72 Washington St., PORTLAND, Or. O. D.. TAYLOR, THE DALLES, Or. I. C. NICKELS EN, -DEALER IN- Uaming la m Cemetery. A cemetery seems a queer place in which to set up a gambling bell, but those who woo fortune at Squirrel Hill. Pa., evident ly care little for their surroundings At any rate Robert Walters, sexton of tbe German Evangelical Lutheran Cemetery. is in jail for the offense of maintaining a gambling bouse in the graveyard. Walters lives in the dwelling at the cemetery gate. For months past be has been using his house as a resort, permitting such as faro, poker and a strictly German pas time styled nip. " He was paid a percent age of the money handled, and in addition. it is alleged, disposed of strong liquid re freshments to his guests. Often there were a score or more of players in the house. The existence of the "game" was discov ered in a peculiar manner. One Sunday there was a dispute and some of Walters customers bought their own supply of beer, and taking up a place on t he cemetery property proceeded to have a good time. w alters called the police, who arrested the men. Upon bein; arraigned ttiev were fined and overheard to remark that if Walter's didn't pay their fines they would tell something to his disadvantage. The officers kept quiet until Walters came for ward and settled. He was arrested, and in default stood committed. School Books, Stationery, WEBSTER'S i INTERNATIONAL J DicnoxAKr Organs, Pianos, Watehes, Jewelry. ; Cor. of Third and Washington Sts, Tee Dalles, Oregon. E. W. EDWARDS, DEALER IN Paints, Oils, Glass, Wall Papers, Decora tions, Artists Materials, I PaMnjrs, Qnimosafli Steel EDiraTiiip. Mouldings and Picture Frames, Cornice Poles Etc., Paper Trimmed Free. - Pioturo Frmxies 3VXa.c3.e to Ordor 276 and 278, Second Street. The Dalles, Or. Cost of a Man' Oatflt. - "What does it cost to fit a maa out now f " I asked of a dealer in gentlemen's furnish ing goods. V ell, that is bard to say. A man who buys a fine necktie may like cheap sus penders, and another will like something else cheap. TLnt is the way it is with most purchasers. A man who wants to stock bis wardrobe just before . he eets married spends anywhere between $G5 and t ISO and more. - A man of the ultra elite may repre sent eighteen dollars' worth of gentlemen's furnishing goods from his hosiery to bis collar." ixnusvuie .Post : DEALERS IN Staple and Fancy Ginies, Hay, Grain and Feed. No. 122 Cor. Washington and Third. Sts. O 9 r