The Weekly Gteoniele. THE DALLES, -. OKIOON FRIDAY, - FEB. 20. 1891 LOCAL AND PERSONAL. Mr. F. M. Thompson and J. H. Gilmore of Dufur were in the city Friday. Mr. Orion Kinersly and Dr. J. G. Boyd . vent to Hood River Friday.. Miss Dell Crook, of Goldendale, visiting her sister Mrs. John Filloon. : " Mr. MacLeod, of the firm of Mac Eachern & MacLeod, went to the sound last Friday. . The flags have been at half-mast in this city since Saturday in honor of the Nation's distinguished dead. , The board of trade last night decided ' not to purchase the boats on the upper river, but to build here instead. . The jury in the case of Carlsen against V the railroad company brought in a ver diet for the plaintiff for $3,666.66. Mrs. Jerome Thomas accompanied by her husband, of Olex are in the city vis iting her parents, Mr. & Mrs. G. F. Beers Mr. Ben E. Snipes shipped a carload of hogs to Seattle Friday. There were 81 of them and they weighed 16,000 pounds. ' , Mr. Herb Glasier sent up the big fire balloon last night. It acted sensibly and followed the course of the Columbia up through Eastern Oregon. Mr. Walter S. Elliott, of Indiana and a late employee of the Union Pacific company at La Grande, has accepted a position as night clerk at the depot here. The new time schedule of the Union Pacific, that was expected to go into op . Deration yesterday, has ' been cancelled for the present. ' For a lame back, a pain in the side or chest, or for tooth-ache or' ear-ache prompt relief may be had by using Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Itisreliable. For sale by Snipes & Kiuersly. The following railroad cases have been i settled in court today by the railroad company paying $2000 and costs : John J. Flaherty. Ineeborg Frost, Thomas Coyle and Henry RestorfF. - . Governor Pennoyer, Senator Mitchell and Dolph and Binger Hermann have all terformed valuable service of the state bnt B. S. Pague has performed the most signal service of them all. . It is probable now that Judge Webster can be pursuaded to remain here until .the docket is cleared. A bill passed , recently gives his district an extra judge ' and this will make it possible for him to remain here. For a cut, bruise, burn or scald, there is nothiuf equal to Unamoerlam's fain . Balm. It heals the parts more quickly than any other application, and unless the injurv is very severe, no scar is left. , For sale by Snipes & Kinersly. . Residents of The Dalles who have been . at Salem looking after our interest, com plained of the mud in the Willamette valley.; They can't see anything fine about a cilmate when there's rain and mud nine months of the year. By examining the calandar we find that yesterday was St. Benedict of Anian's day. ', As it was the brightest and best day The Dalles has ever had, we . suggest that St, Benedict is entitled to the position of Patron Saint of our city. The wise managers of the Cascade locks built a steamboat below the rapids and a ten thousand dollar wharf above them. The boat cannot reach the wharf, and the wharf of course cannot navigate the canal. Great heads. The question has been asked, "In what respect are St. Patrick's Pills bet- ' ter than any other?" Try them, you will find that they produce a pleasanter ca thartic effect, are more certain in their action, and they not only physic but - cleanse the whole system and regulate the liver and bowels. For sale at 25 " cents per box by 8nipes & Kinersly. License to wed was yesterday issued to R. Prather and Mrs. M. J. Huskey, . both of Hood River. A few days ago " Mrs. Haskey's son was married to Mr. Prather's daughter. This is entirely a . family affair, and by a happy stroke of policy pervents a multiplicity of mother-in-law. THE DOSSIL COAL MINKS. OCR EDUCATIONAL INTERESTS. -The Capitalist Wanting Information Surrey Mach Needed. Now that the portage railroad is as sured we would again urge upon our citizens the necessity for an immediate location of a railroad line between here and the coal mines near Fossil. Through the courtesy of Mr. Norton we read sev eral letters from prominent old country capitalists, practical coal and iron men and they all ask "for information giving an approximate idea of the engineering difficulties of the country to be traversed by the railroad from the mines to the point of water transit." The above quotation is a literal ex tract from one of the letters dated Janu ary 27, 1891, received at Arlington yes terday, and all the letters show a warm interest in the prospects of this part of Eastern Oregon and the writers pledge themselves to invest just as soon as the matter can be put into shape in a busi ness like manner. This cannot be done until this survey is made, as there is a decided difference of opinion amongst our citizens. A majority of those con' versant with the route aver that it will be an easy problem to solve, while oth ers are emphatic on the contrary opin ion, one gentleman going so far as to state that portions of the road could not be built for less than what would practi cally mean the abandonment of the scheme. The mines on the sound are putting out about 150,000 tons per month and still the demand for coal is far in excess of the supply. If the English capitalists. can be induced to invest in this enter prise it means that from 500 to 1000 tons of coal per day will be handled here at The Dalles. We have begun the good work by a united effort in the matter of the portage road, let us continue it. If it can be demonstrated that that road can be built for any reasonable sum, we are satisfied the dirt will fly before the end of the coming summer and ere an other year rolls around, we shall take our legitimate place, without any wild cat booming, but as the result of an in' telligent setting fourth of our natural ad vantages, as the Pittsburgh of the Pa cific slope. We hope our board of trade will not weary in well doing but take up this question of a survey at once. Programme of the Teachers' Institute to be Held at Dufur Feb- ZOth and 81st. FRIDAY MORNING SESSION. 9 :00 Music and prayer. 9 :10 Organization. 9 :20 Opening Address, Troy Shelley 9 :35 Penmanship, Maggie Merrill. 10:15 The Verb, Waldo Brigham. 10:30 Recess. 10 :45 History, E. S. Hinman. 11 :45 The Indian and His Wars, Eva Vanderpool. 12. :00 Intermission . AFTERNOON SESSION. 1 :30 Music. 1 :35 Physiology in the School, T. W. Atkinson. 2 :15 Lessons in English, P. P. Under wood. 3:00 Recess. 3:15 How to Use the Globe, Aaron Frazier. 4:15 Noun and Pronoun,' Agnes Thomas. EVENING SESSION. 7 :00 Music. Adresss to Directors and Clerks, Troy Shelley. General discussion on subjects con nected with the school. SATURDAY MORNING SESSION. 9 :00 Music and Prayer. 9:10 The Races of Men, L. B. Thomas. 9:25 School Government, Aaron Frazier. 10 :30 Recess. 10 :45 Fractions and Percentage, H. M. Pitman. 11 :45 The Five Senses in the School room, Lena Hadley. 12 :00 Intermission. AFTERNOON SESSION. 1 :30 Music. 1 :35 Reading, Methods of, Kate Cronin. . 2:15 Geography, Esther Menefee. 3 :00 Recess. 3:15 Our National Constitution and Its Aims, Henry Bolton. 3:30 Methods of Teaching, P. P. Underwood. EVENING SESSION. THE WOUNDED KNEE FIGHT. Grand Jury Report. In the circuit court of the state of Oregon for Wasco county. In the matter of the final report of the Grand jury for February term, 1891. To the Honorable, the Circuit Court above named : We, the grand jury for the February term, 1891, respectfully show to the court that we have been in session five days, and have inquired -into all crimes committed within the county so far as they have come to our knowledge, and have found and reported to the court five true bills and three not true bills. We have also inquired into the condi tion and management ' of all offices per taining to the courts of justice in the county, and find that the same are in good condition and are, and have lieen, carefully and properly managed and kept so far as we are able to judge. We also visited the county hospital where the sick and indigent are kept, and found that the same is well kept, and that the inmates thereof have good care and attention and comfortable quarters and are well provided for. We also inquired into the condition or management of the public prisons in the county, and find that they are in as good condition as circumstances will permit. We find however that the county jail is badly constructed for ventilation, and that it is difficult, if not impossible, to keep the same in a healthy condition. We find that the cells in which the prisoners are kept at night are so situated that there is almost no ventilation at all therefor, and that the atmosphere therein fetid, impure and unhealthy. We think that there is urgent need of some kind of change so that these cells may be more thoroughly ventilated. We therefore recommend that the county court take immediate action in 7 :00 Music. Essay, Omah Smith. Declamation, Ina Thomas. Reading, Timothy Brownhill. Essay, Ed. Smith. Reading, Wm. Merrill. The Nervous System, Annie Heisler. American Inventors, Roy Hadley. Opening the question box. , Closing remarks, Troy Shelley. This evening's exercises interspersed with songs. . The day topics will be followed by the usual discussions. All are cordially invited to attend. Entertainment of teachers free. A CONDON FIRE. A Belgian gun manufacturer says it is a mystery to him what becomes of all the guns made. They are not perisahble or easily destroyed, yet year after year.the great manufacturers have increased their works until the number of guns and ' pistols that are' made each year are something enormous, and the trade, hi' stead of decreasing, is constantly grow ing. . Judge. Schutz is busily engaged today in moving his big safe into the office formerly occupied by Col. Lang. He told us privately that Drew's barber shop was so close to his door that people com ing into his office expected to get shav ed. We all know the genial judge, and know that insinuation is undeserved ' hence appreciate his effort to get away from the evil suggestion. - - - ' Through the kindness of Rev. James A. Varney state inspector of fruit - pests and horticultural commissioner of the' 4th district we received today the first ' biennial report of the commission, which will be noticed hereafter. The commis sion has done exeellent work, and Mr. ' Varney has-been foremost in it. He is : an expert in matters pertaining to our ; orchards. ; A prominent pnysician and old army surgeon in eastern Iowa, was called ' away from home for a few days ; during ms aDsence one oi tne cniiaren contrac ted a severe cold and his wife bought a bottle of Chamberlin's Cough Remedy for it. They were so much pleased that they afterwards used several . bottles at "various times. He said, from experience witn it, ne regarded it as tne most reli able preparation in use for colds and that it came the nearest being a specific of any medicine he had ever seen. For sale by Snipes & Kinersly. The revival meeting at the M. E. church, is creating a conisderable inter est, and the outlook for a large number of conversions is very encouraging. George P. Morgan and Colonel E. W, Nevios, who are doing business together at liarretson s old stand on becond street, as land office attorneys, desire to state to their clients and the general public as well, that it is now definitely known that specific written instructions as to filings on the forfeited railroad ' lands will be received by the land office by the first of next week. Thirty days' notice by publication is required be fere filings will be accepted at' this land office. After such instructions are re- - ceived it will be well for all those who intend to enter this land to come in at once to have their papers made out and all the preliminaries settled, thus avoid ing the inevitable rush and securing the first chances at the land office by being ready. thia'matter. Having disposed of all business that sponded promptly, the jail, and .perhaps fra-A n a anH hnmno ..... . w ' The Oilman County Jail Ablace. The Lusty Lungs of a Prisoner Bring Relief In the Nick of Time. - The Eoesll Journal. . Condon, Feb. 11. 1891. The county jail caught fire this fore noon about 11 o'clock. The stove sits outside the steel cage, and rather close to the window sash on the east side of the jail building which is made of wood. The window sash was pitch pine. AVhile all the occupants of the court house, which is situated near the jail, and dep uty sheriff were down town to dinner, the prisoners in the steel cell discovered that the window sash had caught fire from the heat of the stove. The lusty lunsrs of this bad vouth. who is incarcer ated for stealing a dog, - brought help from down town. He must have yelled for dear life, for the jail is out on the ?rairie about 150 yards from town, here were about fiftv buckets of water on hand within five minutes of the alarm being heard, and the fire was put out be fore it did any more damage than to burn out the window frame. Later on, about 12:30, after everybody had gone away, Mr. Anthonv, deputv sheriff, discovered that the fire was not all out and the town folk had another little run. A small blaze had crept be tween the studding, but it was soon quenched. Tne cage was not damaged at all, nor was tne prisoner hurt, but he was frightened. The wind was howling over the prairie and had the prisoner not veiled like a scared Indian, and the boys not re A Full Description of the Battle From the Indiana' Standpoint. Washington, Feb. 11 .j The Indian conference was closed today, and the In dians will start home Friday. The fea tures of today's talk was the story of the fight at Wounded Knee. Turning Hawk said: At a given time when the men had de livered up their guns they were separa ted from their families and taken to a certain spot. A crazy man, a young man of very bad influence, fired his gun, killing an "officer. The other Indians began drawing their knives, although men were exhorted from all sides to de sist, and firing began immediately on the part of the soldiers. All men, who wercin a bunch, were killed right there. Those who escaped the first fire got into a ravine, and as they went along the ra vine for a long distance were pursued on all sides by the soldiers and shot down. The women had no fire arms to fight with. They were standing off at a dif ferent place and when tie firing began, those of the men who escaped the first volley went in one direction, up in the ravine, and the women in another, through an open field. Some of them met the same fate as the men. American Horse said : When the firing commenced, the peo ple who were standing immediately, around the young man who fired the first shot were killed, and then the soldiers turned their guns on the women, who were in the lodges, standing there under the flag of truce. Of course, as soon as they fired upon they fled. There was a woman with an infant in her arms killed as she almost touched the flag of truce. Kignt near tne nag another was shot down. Her child not knowing the mother was dead, was still nursing, and that was a very sad sight. I he women. as they were fleeing with their babies on their backs, were killed together, and the women heavy with child were also killed. Aftermost of the Indians had been killed, the cry was made that all those not killed or wounded should come forth and they would be safe. The little boys, who were not wounded, came ont ol their places or retuge, and as soon as they came in sight a number of soldiers surrounded and butchered them. Commissioner Morgan here said to the interpreter : "I wish you would say to him that these are very serious charges to make against the army. 1 do not want any statements that are not absolutely true and I want anyone here that feels the statements are two strong to correct them." "Of course." replied American Horse, "it would have been all right if only the men were lulled, Dut the tact ot the Kill ing of the women, and more especially the young boys and girls, who are make the future strength of the Indian people we feel very seriously." "Does American Horse- know these things his now personal knowledge, or has he been told them?" asked the commis' sioner, "I was not there at the time, but before the burial of the bodies I did go there with some Indian police and many people from the agency, and we went through the battlefield aud saw where the bodies were from the track of blood, was the replv. Key. Mr. Mcuook. a bioux half-breed pastor of the Episcopal church, at Pine Ridge, among other things, said : Much has been said about the good spirit with which the members of the Seventh cavalry went into that action it has been said the desire to avenge Custer's death was entirely absent from their minds. In coming towards Chic ago m company with Ueneral Miles talked with his own scout, who was al most killed because he was compelled to fly with the Indians, being fired upon by men whom he tried to serve and help, He told me that after he had recovered from his fright and succeeded in getting amongst the soldiers, after they all got in iroui killing the Indians, an omcer high rank, he did not know who, came to him and said: "Now we have aven ged Custer's death," and the scout said to him, "Yes, but you had every cause to ngnt ior your lives that day. These poor Indian people did not have that op portunity to protect their people and fight for themselves. If this is an indi cation ot the spirit ot a number ot men in that company, I am sure the Seventh cavalry did not so there with the kind est of motives and simply to bring those poor people back. After several others had spoken the commissioner declared the conference at an end. TnmHTrrzrrmrzEr METHODS THEY PURSUED IN COOK ING THEIR FOODS. has been brought before us, and having no further business to transact, we respectfully ask to be discharged. George Rowland, Foreman, Dalles City, Feb. 13th 1891. would have been burned. Court Notes. The following business was transacted yesterday : Curtis vs. Thompson ; sheriff's sale confirmed. Gibons, Macallister & Co. vs.. R. S. Thompson & Son: order for sale of attached property. State vs. Chas. Johnson ; arraigned. State vs. Thomas Hannan and Wil liam Ryan ; pleaded guilty to Iarcency from a store. , ; The cases of Coyle, Frost, Skalkeim, Restorf and Flaherty against the O. S. L. & U. N. were settled for $2000 each. Buckley vs. Buckley, divorce ; referred to J. M. Huntington. . Assignment of A. J. Douglas, estate ; settled, and assignee discharged. Baldwin vs. Phillips: sheriff's sale confirmed. Assignment of E. C. Miller, estate; settled, and assignee discharged. Mary L. Atwell vs. W. Atwell : de cree of divorce. This morning the case of the State against Charles Johnson was called and defendant pleaded guilty. The case ofiSnipes vs. the O. S. L.&U. N. for burning property near Rowena is on trial before a a jury today. CAN BE - PURCHASED. The Water BUI. A strenuous effort is being made at Salem on the part of a few of our citizens to defeat the passage of the bill known as the Dalles City Water Bill. The main features of the bill are to so amend the old law as that the water commis sioners shall have exclusive control of the water works, that is shall be inde pendent of the city council, the city shall pay the commissioners 11 funds heretofore recieved by it belonging to the "water fund" and that the commission shall have the power to and shall keep loaned at the highest rate of interest all monies belonging to the "water fund not immediately needed for payment of expenses, interest or bonds. The bill was endorsed by the city council, the board of trade and all the honest tax payers, if passed the city will save from 3,000 to $5,000 in interest annually ; the work of perfecting the water plant will be carried on with less delay and the work will be exclusively under the control of men chosen because of their peculiar fitness for that work. Any at tempt to defeat this bill we believe orig inates in selfishness. We understand that the latest attempt to kill the bill is the introduction of a bill placing the water fund in the hands of the mayor and city treasurer. We do not believe that this scheme, if such a bill has been introduced, is suggested in good faith or with the expectation that it will become a law. We know it will not meet the No The Forfeited Land are to Purchase. Captain Lewis register of the land- office has received a telegram from the commissioner of the general land office stating that the forfeited lands are sub ject to purchase as pvovided in the cir cular of January 3d, which was printed in this paper at the time. approval of the tax-payers of the subject it looks much like a trick and" we city, ear nestly hope it will not be suffered to in- terfer with the bill introduced bv Senator Watkins. Henry iuindt, Saturday brought a wagon load of fresh vegetables grown this winter, in to town. There was an abundance of spinach and young onions galore. The latter were as - big as a pigeon egg, and the turnips fresh from the field will measure two or three inches in diameter. St. Valentine day is early even in this neighborhood, for spring garden truck, but it got here just the same. ' Mrs. E. M. Wilson has gone on a visit to Walla Walla. - A Mysterious Disappearance. , Mrs. Johnson, a lady of about 35 or 40 years of age who ' was turned out of doors as she claims, by a relative and came to The Dalles the first of last week, has disappeared and so far no one seems to be able to obtain any information with regard to her whereabouts. Friends have looked all over this city but are unable to find her, and any per son who may know where she is will confer a favor by sending the same to this office. Back of all this is a long story of her abuse which some time may be made public. Mrs. Johnson is a high-minded and deserving womam and it is hoped that she can be found and justice done her. The man who is always quoting pro verbs is a proverbial bore. Annual Meeting- of the 8. B. Stockhold ers Dufur, Oregon. Dufur, Or., Feb. 8, 1891. The annual meeting of the stockhold ers of the S. B. Medicine manufacturing company of Dnfur, Or., being called by the president Dr. L. Vanderpool and all the stockholders being present the meet ing was formally called to order. The president then called for the reading of the minutes of the last meeting. On motion of Acting Secretary L. Van derpool, Mr. A. J. Brigham was ap pointed secretary pro tern. The reading of the minutes of the last meeting were then read, considered and adopted. After considerable discussion Dr. L. Vanderpool was renominated and elected president of the company and A. J. Brigham vice president for the ensuing year. On motion of T. H. Johnston W. L. Vanderpool was elected secretary for the company for the year ending on the first Monday of Feb., 1892. . The election of directors being the next thing in order, the names of certain stockholders were mentioned, when was quite an extended discussion upon the various plans of work, resulting in the unimous verdict that no known company had reached such grand results and become so generally known and re ceived such widespread approbation and credit, as the S. B. Medicine company, under the wise, prudent and economical administration of the company's affairs during the year of 1890. And it was unanimously agreed that no better names could be mentioned to conduct the company's works for the year to come than those of T. H. Johnston, W, L. Vanderpool and A. J. Brigham, When the vote was taken resulting in the election of the above named gentle men who were then sworn, as the direc' tors of the company for one year. After attending to some matters of minor im portance, and considerable jubilating of er the successes of the company dur ing its brief history. The meeting ad journed to meet on the first Monday in February, 1892. Reporter. ' What the Doctor Said. . Pittsburg Dispatch. "Keep your feet always dry and be on your guard against catching cold at this time of the year," said a doctor. "Look at the list of deaths and at the disease that kill people and you will take care of your health if you value your life. George Washington himself died from catching cold. He staid out in a December rain, did not change his clothes when he got home, took a cold, and Had an attack ot ague, which was followed by the laryn gitis that ended his life. He would probably have lived to be 10 or 12 rears older than he was at the time of his death if he had not caught cold in the winter time. Nearly half of my patients are afliicted with troubles that grow out of carelessness in regard to damp feet, chil ly winds, and wet clothes." A counterfeiter of Walpole, Mass., was in 1792 obliged to stand in the pillory for two hours. A Synopsis of a Lecture by Professor Horse The Antiquity of Coo kin Orig inal Manner of Applying; Heat to Meats and Vegetables Esquimaux Huts. Professor Morse gave his second lect ure on "Primitive People" at Academy hall, and spoke particularly of fireplaces and stoves. In opening he briefly re viewed his first lecture, making special reference to the fact that men and ani mals adapt themselves to their surround ings. Thus dogs and cats in civilized homes eat corn and oatmeal, while cows in Iceland will eat salt fish as a steady diet, though neither of these animals would eat such food in the ordinary natural state. Proceeding to the subject in hand, Professor Morse cited the finding of baked cakes with the Egyptian mum mies as evidence of the antiquity of cooked food, and of the universal prim itive fashion among savage or primitive peoples of cooking food in vessels resting on three rounded stones, which man very early found out were better than four. This method was employed by the North American Indians, the Esqui maux, the modern Finns, and even by the Irish in the Seventeenth century. Another method employed was the cooking of meats in baskets of water with hot stones. Some tribes of the North American Indians cooked corn, grasshoppers, and perhaps other delica-. cies by placing them in clay lined bask ets, with red hot coals, and shaking the baskets back and forth and blowing off the ashes and cinders till the contents were done to what the Indians proliably considered a tirn. ESQUIMAU HUTS. The kitchens of New Zealand and Cey lon are but rough primitive forms of many that are seen in Germany and Eng land, except that in the former cases the fires are out of doors. English and German fireplaces are far behind the American store and cooking range, and are really survivals of prehistoric times though the hearths for the fires are raised and arrangements made for the escape of the smoke. Succeeding the period of placing pots on three stones over the fire comes their suspension by some support, a familiar method being by means of three sticks fastened together at the top. The Esqui mau suspends his kettle from the ceiling of his ice hut by means of cord or hide. And here the lecturer departed from his subject to describe how the hut is built spirally, with blocks of ice and of dome shape. The hut is lined with skins, so that what little of the ice melts will not drop down on the occupants in the form of water. These huts are warmed by open crude oil lamps, in which is moss saturated with oil, and over them are suspended the kettles. The oil comes from the blubber of the whale, seal and similar animnla, and is obtained by the women and children, whose principal' business it Is in the winter time to chew blubber to get the oil Under the hut there is usu ally a large supply of blubber stored for winter use. Professor Morse describes the Steves of China and Japan, and showed two patterns of what appeared to be earthen ware portable stoves, about the size of bean pots. Other stoves are rough clay or brick affairs, with openings for wood and varying numbers of holes on top for the accommodation of cooking utensils, and none have arrangements for the di rect escape of the smoke out of doors. EARLY METHODS OF GETTING FIBE. . Some of these eastern stoves have shrines or symbols over the fireplaces to keep out evil spirits, and in some of them a light is kept burning, or a little food or some other trifle placed by way of in voking the care of some good spirit over the food that is to be cooked. In closing, the lecturer had something to say about primitive modes of creating and preserving fire, followed by some in teresting experiments with crude appli ances. The origin of fire is not known, nor its first discoverer, but the discovery j must have been followed by a tremendous stride of advancement by the human race. Probably fire was first used as a religious rite, and by many savage nations it has been worshiped as a god; after that it was probably used for cooking, and then for other purposes. Some people never learned the art of making fire, but took good care never to be without it. Emm Pasha, whose rescue from the heart of Africa Stanley sought. Touches for wondrous tales in that region to the effect that in some sections of Cen tral Africa bands of chimpanzees occa sionally raid the native, villages with lighted torches. Professor Morse illustrated three meth ods of starting fires one by rubbing a piece of bamboo with a sharp edged stick; another by rubbing a stick in a groove on a piece of wood, and a third by means of a fire drilL None of - these methods brings a direct blaze, but will produce a spark from which a fire may be brought by coaxing with tinder. The fire drill was the most, successful of the experiments on this occasion, and was ac companied by considerable smoke, but no fire. The drill is a simple arrange ment of wood and cord, by which a stick is kept rapidly revolving on a piece of Wood, and in a fraction of a minute cre ates smoke and sparks. Salem Gazette. lies them away with her, but the next day or so she is seen going into a certain hairdressers in Twenty-third street, where a notice prominently displayed in the window reads, "Dolls' Wigs Made Here." And Dotty Dimple goes with her, of course, and carries Rosamond Arabella or Fifine, or whatever the name may be of the potential little lady in bisque. And in a box the mother carries the curls. Then the attendant gravely measures the bisque pate after he has first removed the shock of flax that covered it, and looks wise over the box of curls and says, "Oh, yes, madam, there will be plenty ol them, I think." Madam and Dotty Dimple go away after a great many lov ing pats and admonitions, and in a few davs Rosamond Arabella comes home no longer with the flaxen pate, but wearing a lovely blonde wig of real hair hair that curls up about her temples and down her back just as Dotty Dimple s own does. And that is just what it is, Dotty Dim ple's own severed curls. And thus are the demands of sentiment and fashion united. New York Evening Sun. The Appropriated Sleigh Bells In July. The well filled stores and gaudy shop windows of the Ttikti and Ohio towns seemed to stimulate in men accustomed to impoverished and unpretentious Dixie, as were Morgan's raiders, the propensity to appropriate beyond limit or restraint. I have never before seen anything like this disposition to plunder. Our perilous situation only seemed to render the men more reckless. At the same time, any thing more ludicrous than the manner in which they indulged their predatory tastes can scarcely be imagined. The weather was intensely warm the hot July sun burned the earth to powder, and we were breathing superheated dust yet one man rode for three days with seven pairs of skates slung about his neck; another loaded himself with sleigh bells. A large chafing dish, a medium sized Dutch clock, a green glass decanter, with goblets to match, a bag of horn buttons, a chandelier and a bird cage containing three canaries were some of the articles I saw borne off and jealously fondled. The officers usually waited a reasonable period, until the novelty had worn off, and then had this rubbish thrown away. Baby shoes and calico, however, were the staple articles of appropriation. A fellow would procure a bolt of calico, carry it carefully for a day or two, then cast it aside and get another. Basil W. Duke in Century. English Women's Caps. "You have some very curious persons in Chicago," remarked Mrs. Tennant, Mr. Stanley's mother-in-law. "I could not help overhearing what one of them said when I entered the room at the club reception. 'There comes one of 'em,' said the lady in a tone loud enough for me to hear distinctly. 'There comes one of 'em; she's English, I know, for English women when they get old always wear tidies on their heads 1' 'No, I don't know what the' American people call tidies,' but I'm. sure the remark was not compli mentary. Still it is the custom with us to. wear caps why, the queen wears them; I do not mean to give them up." Chicago News. Use of Ammonia, In medicine the solution of ammonia is employed as a means of rousing the respiratory and vascular systems, and of the alleviation of spasms. It is also used as a local irritant and antacid. It can used as a wash in water for the scalp and in the bath without danger. Herald of Health. HOHTH DflLiLiES, Wash. H ) o In the last' two weeks large sales of lots have been made at Portland, Tacoma, Forest Grove, McMinnville and The Dalles.' All are satisfied that North Dalles Is now the place for investment. New ufactories are to be added and large improve ments made. The next 90 days will be im portant ones for this new city. Call at the office of the The Largest in the West. The New Boot and Shoe FACTORY. ftrnita fffj. Wire Works. Man- Chemical LiiDOMOrj. NEW BRIDGE. Several fine Maps. Heoi Railroad Or O. Interstate Investment Co., 72 Washington St., PORTLAND, Or. D. TAYLOR, THE DALLES, Or. JOLES BROS DEALERS IX Slap and Fancy Gioc eiies, Hay, Grain and Feed. Gheap Express Wagons Jlos. land 2. Orders left at the Stcre wilPreceive prompt attention. Trunks and Packages delivered to any part of the City. ' Wagons always on hand when Trains or Boat arrives. - No. 122 Cor. Washington and Third. Sts. H. Herbring, Dealer in FANCY. GOODS AND NOTIONS, CLOTHING, HATS AND CAPS, Boots etzxd Snoes etc. PRICES LOW AND CASH ONLY. FISH & BHRDON, DEALERS TILT It has been shown that the bad effects of a fog were felt most by tropical plants which, in a state of nature, were ex posed to the sunlight. Plants which grew under the shade of forest trees did not suffer so much. Soft, tender plants and aquatic vegetation seemed to come off worst. Mr. William Waldorf Astor is an ex cellent judge of a cigar, and has a special brand manufactured for him by a lead ing Havana maker. It has a delightful flavor and is quite mild. Mr. Astor or ders them by the hundred boxes. A Squaw's Remarkable Journeying;. In the last century a Chinook Indian woman, known to Father Huk, a great traveler and missionary of that period, while he was with the Indians on what we now call the Pacific coast, was many years afterward met by him in Asia. Through many vicissitudes and strange experiences she had passed from tribe to tribe and place to place, always moving northward, until she reached Behring strait, and there, having gone out in one of the large canoes used by the seafaring Tnfliang of that region, in a great storm theyt were driven across the strait to wreck and death to all save her, and she wandered on until she met Father Huk in the interior of Asia. She had not sought to return, but following the spirit of adventure bred in her by her strange experiences she went on to see new lands. Louisville Conner-Journal. - Stoves, ftroees, es, GAS PIPES, PLUMBERS' GOODS, PUMPS, c. We are the Sole Agents for the Celebrated Trinmpli Raiip and Ramona Coot Stove, Which have no equals, and Warranted to giv e Entire Satisfaction or Money Refunded' Corner Secona anil Washington Streets, Tne Mel ton. Grandall 6V Burnet, MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS IN FURNITURE CARPETS. A Club Disenstion. "Now, ladies, if I have left anything untold, or there is anything not quite understood, I am ready to answer ques tions. " She was the president of a woman's club and had just returned from a visit to the famous "Sorosis.' She had been telling them what questions were dis cussed and what was the programme of the evening. There were a number of women present, and they had all been very much interested. The president sat down in her chair and waited for questions. There was a silence for an instant, and finally a timid voice from the background said: 'I would like to ask a question. Was it was it a dressy crowd T The president jumped up and said: "I just want to tell youl Those ladies all had on the most beautiful bonnets. One was a heliotrope velvet trimmed with gold lace. And another was made of bands of jet and pink roses'' (the ladies commenced to gather around her with enraptured expressions). "The hand somest of all was worn by Mrs. Just then the president of this woman s club caught a smile on the face of a newspaper correspondent who was pres ent She drew herself np with great dignity and said: Ladies, I think we are wandering from the subject." The ladies settled back, conscious of the superior advantages of this popular club, bnt with a fleeting expression of disappointment, that gave indication of a willingness to "wander soil farther. Chicago Herald. V A Green "Deputy." The gate tender of the Main street crossing left a deputy in charge recently. It is customary to hang a lighted lan tern on the gate at dark, lowering the gate for the purpose. At dark the new man looked at the gate towering above him, and, thinking it would take a long ladder to reach the top, went to a neigh boring carpenter's shop and borrowed the longest ladder he could find and hung the lighted lantern. ' The next morning he looked at the lantern and an idea dawned on him. He lowered the gate and detached the lantern. The next time he tends gate he will not borrow a ladder. Brunswick (Me.) Telegraph. Latest Use for tbe Child's Hair. When Dotty Dimple has her first thatch of long curls cropped off her mother doesn't gather them up one by one as she used to do, and lay them carefully away in a long box with an incription some thing like this on the outside, "Dotty's curls, cut off when she was 5 years old." A Toons; Cashier. N. G. Hollister, cashier of the National Bank of Commerce of Hutchinson, en joys the distinction of being the young est cashier of a national bank in the United States. He is only - 21 years old now, and he is regarded as one of the most- level headed business men of the city. ' Within two weeks after com ing of age he was made a director in two national banks, which positions he sail holds. Hutchinson (Kan.) News. following; the Precedent. "Cousin Ethel, I want yon to be my wife." "Family history establishes quite an other precedent, Henry; my mother was a sister to your father. I think well fol low the precedent." Harper's Bazar. Uoeer Remedies. For cramps a ring is frequently" worn upon the finger, but to possess the re quisite virtue it is necessary that the ring should be made of some metal taken by stealth, without discovery. The great Boyle recommended .for certain diseases "a little bag hung about the neck, con taining the powder made of a live toad burnt in a new pot." London Tit-Bits. Undertakers and Embalmers. NO. 166 SECOND STREET. D. W. EDWARDS, DEALER IN Paints, Oils, Glass, Wall Papers, Decora- Hons, Artists' Materials, Oil PaMis, (tamos ai Steel Inpyiis.- Mouldings and Picture Frames, Cornice Poles Etc., Paper Trimmed Free. Floture Framea Alacle to Order. ' 276 and 278, Seoond Street. - ' - - The Dalle., Or. I. C. IICKELSEN, -DEALER IN- STATIONERY, NOTIONS, BOOKS AND MUSIC. Cor. of Third and fasHington Sts, The Dalles, Oregon. ' . . If you put a spoon in a glass before ponring in the water the glass will not crack, even if the water is boiling. But if there is no spoon used it takes a new glass to every hot drink. Tbe Witty Parrot. (to parrot) Polly want a Chappie cracker? Polly Yes a nut cracker to crack that chestnut. Epoch, : For the Best Brands and Purest Quality of Wines and Liquors, go to : J. O. MHCK, Ul7ole5ale : Ijcjuor : Dealer, 171 SECOND STREET, THE DALLES, OREGON.