NELLIE GRAHAM, AT THE ORPHEUM. Six noted singers, former mem-1 They will lx; heard in excerpts bers of noted operatic organization from famous operas, and each and banded as Ofedos’ Opera Com- member of tlx; company will sing pany, will grace the Orpheum bill a solo. The little opera troupe has of September 23 as headliners. I been extolled highly all along the THE TIMES second at Munger Castle, in the Mine” is the greatest of them all, carried away with the smallpox. I Orpheiun circuit. will enjoy a long life and Thjg conglomeration is kept in the Then comes a sketch which is a Adirondack*. Unljke most musical and popularity. house, helpless prisoners, without a real thriller. It is “ The Smug comedies of the present day, “ The world-wide sale opens Friday, Septem moment’s warning, for a whole gler,” as presented by Dorothy Heart-Breakers” has a clearly de ber Seat 20, at 10 A. M. week, and the things that happen Dalton ami her capable players. fill a big book. Next on the new bill is Owen fined plot, and a very pretty love SEVEN DAYS AT THE BAKER. would Every Monday is the big bar Clark, master magician, who is the story running through it, dealing night, with the house packed inventor of the countless illusion with the efforts of a club of young One of the Greatest of Farces to Be gain to the doors, and matinees are giv inenL who try to revenge them- tricks he performs. by the Baker Play en Sunday, Wednesday and Satur Remaining acts on the bright Or- selvei on all womankind by ardent Presented day. ers Next Week. pheum bill are: Fred Gray and lovemakiug, and, after winning Most people go to the theater to Nellie Graham, in “ The Musical their affections, throwing them get a good laugh, and that is the Bellboy” ; Dixon and Fields, for over. Everything goes along reason why « play with comedy mer Weber and Fields stars, Ger smoothly, until the Leader of the seldom succeeds. Once no in a while PANTAGES Theatre man comedians; the Bottomley club, played by George Damerel, a play that has nothing but laugh Un equaled Vaudeville. Seventh Troupefi sensational flying gym falls desperately in love with the ter is so cleverly conceived and and Alder Sts. nasts; Sam Mint and Clarence “ girl,” portrayed by Miss Myrtle wonderfully constructed that so it Vail. He forgets his vows to the Wertz, European eccentrics. MATINEE DAILY. other members, and finally marries more than succeeds—it is a riot— Engagement extraordinary— and that is the case with “ Seven "THE HEART-BREAKERS.” her, (thus breaking up the club. Days,” which will be seen here for ‘ Boyle’s Woolfolk’s Chicklets” Among the cast are Miss Myrtle Headed bv George Damerel, last Vail, a new prima donna, whom he the first time in stock, when pre in a smart musical melange with 20 seen as the Prince in “ The Merry found by the Baker Players all clever people in the cast, including in Europe; Miss Claire Noel- sented Widow,” through which he be ke, Lorraine next week, starting with the usual Raymond Paine and Miss Hazel Bernard, Edward ca m e famous, and now the latest Sunday matinee. As the story of McKee. Introducing vaudeville’s Hume, Charles Horn and Fred aspirant for stellar honors in the erick Dunham. “ Seven Days” goes, there is a greatest pony ballet and many musical comedy line, “ The Heart- man recently divorced, who spectacular incidents. Paul Cor Breakers,” will be seen at the Ilei- Seat sale opens Tuesday, Sep young is giving a supper party to a few don & Ricca, singing cyclists; Alice lig Theater, Seventh and Taylor tember 24, at 10 A. M. friends, when his maiden Aunt, Teddy, the famous roller-skating who has all the money, arrives. bear; the Keene Trio, charming She does not know about the di songstress; Tom Kelly, that enter vorce, and, in fact, is but coming taining chap. Special added at to see the young wife for the first traction, Ilerr Franz Adelmann, time. The ex-wife herself also first world tour of that celebrated happens to be there, having come Berlin violinist; Pantagescope; to win the cook to go to her house. Pantages’ Orchestra, II. K. Even- A burglar has climbed into a win son, director. Popular prices. dow, and likewise a policeman, Matinee daily. Boxes and first row who is evidently following him. balcony reserved. Box office open Then the health authorities arrive from 10 A. M. to 10 P. M. Phones: and place every one in quarantine, A-2236; Main 4636. Curtain at because the Jap cook has just been 2:30, 7:15 and 9:00 P. M. > Greater Speed, Greater Accuracy, Greater Efficiency are the >2 logical results of installing the UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITER I Exclusive Underwoodfeatures make possible the most important '* labor-saving systems of modern accounting. The ever growing demand puts the annual sales of Underwoods far ahead of those of any other ma chine— making necessary the largest typewriter fac tory and the largest type; writer office building in the world. Such a demand from business men everywhere is unquestionable evidence of the practical mechanical superiority of J I Underwood Typewriter Company (Incorporated.) •: 68 SIXTH STREET PORTLAND, OREGON. “ THE MACHINE YOU WILL EVENTUALLY BUY.” MARJORIE CORTLAND, Who will again be seen in the part of the child wife in Wm. A. Brady's laugh-play, “ Baby Mine,’’ which comes to the Heilig The ater, on Sunady, September 22, for a four night’s engagement. Spe- [ cial price matinee Wednesday. OREGON MINING & streets, three nights, beginning A LAUGH THAT ROLLS INTO A THOUSAND. Thursday. September 2(1, with spe TIMBER JOURNAL In presenting the Margaret cial price matinee Saturday. The piece is under the direction Mayo comedy, “ Baby Mine,” at Has been successfully published for three years, and is all the Singer, who lias sent’ j,lu’ Heilig Theater, Seventh and name implies of M t mat II. few years, some of the I Tayior streets, four nights, begin- in 111 Call at 223 Lumber Exchange Bldg, and get a sample copy. best musical comedies that have >"nS Sunday. September 22, with gone out of Chicago. It is in {wo special price matinee Wednesday, ads. the first taking place at the Manager William A. Brady, under % V A V W . V W A V * V A % V / / . V A V A V . V . V , V . V / W * W A * i V i li Saxon Club, in New York, and the j " l,08e direction it is produced, IDA RUSSELL, AT EMPRESS. WEEK SEPTEMBER 23. calls attention to the fact that it not only ran for an entire year at — Day NEW and TERM Night OPEINO Schools. Daly’s Theater, New York, and over a year at Sir Charles Wynd- j Seventh and Taylor Sts. Phones: MONDAY, A PRIL 1, 1912. Main 1 and A 1122. ham’s Criterion Theater, in Lou Building, Cor. Sixth and Taylor Sts. don, England, playing to capacity Class pee t0 j UDe j. houses nightly, where so much Four Nights, beginning Sunday, Algebra ........................................ $ 5.00 anti-Americm prejudice exists. ! September Draft ......................... 7.50 22—Special price mat Architect, Arithmetic .................................... o^OO Still they fairly searched for ad inee Wednesday—Wm. A. Brady Automobile ..................... 50.00 jectives to praise this worthy, presents Margaret Mayo’s brilliant Bookkeeping Course ............... fi 00 laugh-provoking American play. Boys ’ School ...................... “ ¿00 “ Baby Mine,” which is sending a comedy, “ BABY MINE.” , Splen Business Business Eng. and Cor................... 2.00 ................................ 2^00 gale of laughter around the world. did east. Superb production. Note Carpentry Law Woodworking.... 10.00 The plot of “ Baby Mine” was —Margaret Mayo is a Portland Chemistry and ...................................... suggested to Miss Mayo through girl, born and raised in this State. Dairying .......................................... 10.00 2 .OO the reading of an article in a Chi Prices—Evenings, $1.50, $1. 75e, Electricity Electric Machinery 15.00 English for Foreign Men............. 3.00 cago newspaper to the effect that English Grammar and Reading. . 3^00 married women of that town fre 50c, 35c, 25c; special Wednesday English ....................... 3.00 quently deceived their husbands matinee, $1. 75c, 50c. 35c. 25c. Freehand Literature Drawing ....................... 7.00 by palming off infants from found Seats now selling for engagement. French ............................................. s!oO Forestry and Lumbering............. 10.00 ling homes as their own offspring, —At Heilig three night, beginning Geometry ........................................ 5.00 and that the husbands would go Thursday, September 26. special German ......................................... g p0 through life proudly, innocent of Latin ....................................... .!! s!oo price matinee Saturday, Mort II. Mechanical Drafting ................. 7.50 the deception. ................................ 2 .00 Why shouldn’t “ Baby Mine” be Singer presents the big musical Penmanship ................................. 2s’oo a big success—a pronounced suc comedy success. “ THE HEART- Pharmacy Shop Practice............. 15.00 cess—with such genuine material BREAKERS.” with the favorite Plumbing Public Speaking ........................... fl.oo as an utter laugh and fun maker! player and singer. George Damerel. Spanish Rhetoric ........................................ 3.00 ........................................... 5.00 There is everything to the play to ........................................ fl.00 warrant the general opinion that This is the first musical play of the Shorthand Card Writing....................... 12.00 it is the greatest ever, and this is season. Prices—Evenings. $1.50, Show Trigonometry ................................ s’oo “ going some,” when we recall $1, 75c. 50c: Saturday matinee. $1,< Typewriting .................................... «.00 Music .................................... 3.00 “ Charley’s Auni” and “ Too Much 75c, 50c, 35c, 25e. The advance Voeal Call or send for Free illustrated Johnson,” and a couple of other ETHEL DAVIS AND ED ARMSTRONG. WITH THE BABY DOLLS. IN THE MAN FROM MARS. comedy plays that earned fame seat sale opens Tuesday, Septem Catalogue. Similar school! Seattle, Tacoma, Spo AT THE LYRIC THEATER. kane. and made records, but “ Baby ber 24. 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