F O O T B A L L P R A C T IC E IS -
F ootball p ra c tic e is trying your hardest
to knock your best friend fla t on his rear
end, and your best friend trying to do the
same thing to you.
F oo tb all p ra c tic e is the coach te llin g
you for the fifte e n th tim e w hat you (and
rest o f the lin e ) are doing wrong.
“ Now try it a g a in !” he s a y s.