THE CHE MAW A AMERICAN 9 A GOOD REASON This little incident has been told of Thomas Bone, "the sailors' missionary:" I "Seeing him approaching one day, one of a group X of sailors announced his intention of having some fun. He stepped forward and removed his hat, revealing a x perfectly smooth crown, and asked: ; 'Can you tell me why my head is bald while all ; my companions have plenty of hair?" ! " 'I don't know,' was the smiling reply, 'unless the I X reason given me the other day by a farmer would ap- j X ply, that an empty barn is not worth shingling' .". j j National Food Magazine. X X SOME DENTIST j. "it was a dreadful moment" said the dentist. "I j jwas bathing quietly when the great cavernous jaws . t of the shark opened before me." I "What did you do?" asked one of the ladies. "I took my forceps out of the pocket of my bathing suit and pulled his teeth before he had a chance to seize me. It was the quickest and neatest bit of x work I ever did." j ' i WHERE HE STOOD A man's animosity toward a political opponent is j sometimes so bitter that it does not cease even when f the opponent is dead, says the Chicago News. A j gentleman who had figured prominently in political affairs suddenly came to the end of a long and useful j life. On the day of the funeral one of the strongest " I : political enemies of the deceased was asked; t - "Are you going to attend Mr. 's funeral today?" X "No," responded the distinguished gentleman, de- liberately, "but I wish you to understand I heartily x I approve of it."