The Chemawa American (Chemawa, Or.) 19??-current, February 01, 1914, Page 13, Image 13

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THE CHEMAWA AM ERICAN
NO M YSTERY ABOUT HIM
\\ hen little Doris climbed up to her
father’s knee it was quite obvious that
some deep problem was troubling her
mind. Presently she unburdened her­
self of the momentous question.
Papa.” she asked, 'was it a very
wise person who said, “ The good die
young?”
Yes,” replied the father. ” 1 sup­
pose he must have been very, very wise.”
Well.” said the child, after meditat­
ing for some time on the import of his
answer, I ’m not really so much sur­
prised about you; but—mummy— no I
don’t see how mummy managed to get
growed up!”
SIC K O F I l l s C O M P A N Y
A colored man employed as an office
boy in Kentucky came to work one
morning with a face that looked as
though it had been run through a meat
grinder.
“ Henry,” demanded his surprised
employer, “ what in the world happened
to you?”
Well, suh, boss,” explained Henry,
I got into a li’l argument las’ night wif
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