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KLAMATH FALLS. OKEGON. FRIDAY, MAY 22. 1908.
Price, 5-Cents.
PREACHER INDORSED
SUPPORT II. M. CAKE FOR UNITED STATES
SENATOR FOR OREGON
TO ARRIVE MIDNIGHT
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Aunt Nancy Thinks Well of the
Lectures by Rev. Cantrell
BUT FEELS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS
At (he Kisk ol Aqfjrevaling I ho
Venture Out to Hear the lectures on Social
Science by Edward Adam Cantrell
u.tu,. i:iui l uu
r(nehMi,'i',l' I'"!""' ' nJ
uimIIw) I ti'l tfulu, ll bwln eo
imp io I mo bi-in troubled a tittle with
lUaastli, but P.i ! liiUMiiiiniii
Ullnirtliff 'l i" '"' kliM ol
Ulanitlon in huii, mill ii'illiln Io do
ball cuat E'' '' lirar him. Anil I'm
iMloit I 'I "l ,l' rheumallt to (at
blMrliluk' i
llil'" ' '"' '"'tflity nlra young
Mlr. .Still, you never know a ttlll till
palirt ith Inm I n had o many
tptiul Illinium a'-.iiI l.il La In my day
lilt I'm Hn I ill l--r y nl gelling ton
Irlnvlly ailh j-.i-1-li I don't kniiMr nolh
It stout.
TklilirrrMr lnutiull ho ain't
ttf ilonc iiiiIIiiii Mora llian ttralin
tiUrraclont, iiuvbe tin aln'l. II
tlg&t lure I'd I lli Until a Wit It, vtcn
Utelia prvichci lint )nii im-h. Uurlu
Bftnmlihi thia "ulu nl teara" I've
fcrtojinllli aniirnW of itraclictt that
kali carina.! habit ol uiakln auehalat.
uuU-altli mental rrwrvatlont. Ilk
tbtoUliratlii'iidalllvJ, ninl Ilia truth
Wflf.lllnl .1 itallcdvd nn rach
H'iar-I tlkiT, ntrlght. When I
tori Mru glviiylt to old Morgan ami
fcjtl(tlr an I t.llln nl.iut them jioor
CltUctilllltn w rkttl in llinrotlrll mills
dttocxitli, an I lui ,.),., nM ihuotln
farts at mc one minute ami inakln me
UiUln ijltcfl m.il(. ll.o noil, I Ml
LUfaiiln llmilll . ,, alu dollrrln :
Botlaiur' Alter It waa over 1 Juat
it tt. inj ,,.v ImmU like h real
fcltoM lil in lie i mailn u, nico n,
Ulk and . , cr0l I0W i,trJ j,
htoprotiletoiaj what they lecl, ain't
W HVre all nl in all fired scared
V II "ll fcimrtlmi wiinii nl our neighbor
tM'tlliinUi-iuirH.
MklUftillllUor1 I atlii't a.IaiiI.I It.. I
UJflai lltlliSllf U,la .t ..... t L'l.
'alls today, minimi hurro aa h
Win Jrruialvm, i.r urkiii lila bUuikala
"M " I"" M-i hero, ami I waa
laliliiiti,l , ,UM im, get
''nar.11191,. iiiv.i .i i.,.j
. ll, Mini 1IHIIIU nn, Hiur,
MBBBBBBBBBBBft
"Kheumati" She and "IV
tlrmj lvt, oM iliter Wlkkrinicii ncnul
the May hoiiM run atraluht over to Mln
DUymrr'i ami aorvrch out "Ijiii.I ol
llvlnl II thorn ain't ohl Aunt .Nancy
WiMjilta tut II ii iluwn ami waihln the
fvotolarraiyoMholKi, ami Mm a llln
her on tlio heaill I nevrr it inch iliilin
In all my hum ilayal"
One thlim ahout that nreachpr, he
ilum mure ciimIii only thun any
inrtrlivr I ever heanl. Ileckon that'a
hub reaiori the men cheerrl him in,.
I uinl In know a preacher haik Kait.
II Jml naturally Imnl loiimike. Iltith
marktil, I trekon. Hut xiine ol hli Ituck '
Mai dra.l act attain It ami heilanent J')
It oK-nly. J
II Maaoer Dour Iioum ouvilayainl i
ho ainl Hi Mai n art tin on tho hack lurch,
their corriMrulH lull of lliile Queen or'
omo other hraml, an I both ol 'em Juit
a Malletlngln clouilaodmoky hllii when
I ar oM Mid Welllnarer route In at the
Mc ult. InetereaM nothlu till ahe I
ot iliclu, thrn 1 e, ae I "Coin o I
right on out here, Mlia Wellinerer."
Iha irrachr claiml that corncob In
hla orkct Ulore you couhl aay "acat."
Mln Wellinerer ithln'l hate no uw for
loliarco nor anylm-ly that uwil It ami
ahe a mem her of hli congregation.
It Woi iiimnier time anil Ihe prearhcr
hail on a linen mat. Ity ami hy
Ml.a
Vullluerr U-guii to inlll. "IVari to
mo I iinell aoiuethln burnin," aea ahv.
Juit then Ihe (irrarner JuinJ up with
a cry ol aln ami that cutnhoh fell out
ol hla iocket onto Ilia thxirl Aa the
noieliit aaya: "I Irate Mhat follera, to
your Imagination,
Mr. Cantrell com iIomii uelty harJ
on hanken.
I'rara to me he kind of forgot aouie ol
the main point lu hla locliiro oil
"Tho
Human Call of the Wild."
Ilankera la human belna, the aame aa
) on end me. Clrcumalauce made them
what they are aame aa they made young
Cantrell a preacher. Bomo ol tho
women didn't accm to like what he aald
about worklngmen'a wivea belli poor
rook. It didn't rile me none. I know
woman ran't do no French cooking
Let Us Measure
you for your Summer
Suit We can fit you to
the "dot"
A Doubt
linTa fact until you
prove It Don't doubt ui
until you have tested ui.
You take no chances. We
refund If we fall to give
Satisfaction.
K. K. K.
STORE
The Newest and Best for
tha Man who cares
C. W. Fulton Urges
All Republicans
to Be Loyal
He Sayo: "No person who
(ui'iitlons my fidelity to the Ite
publlcnn party or to Ita nominee
ih u friend of mino. I have sev
eral times puhllcly Hinted, and
stated for publication that 1 am
MupportiiiK Mr. Cake, aa I am
supporting the entire ticket, and
a-j far as I can exercise any in
fluence It will be for the entire
ticket."
The Senatorial Candidates
sis
M. Cake
l
uulcia nhe'a ot Ihv grub to rook; atul n ;
i.
niau can't keeithuuintryiuiliel with !
Ihe uiaikclnffariN, on an incoino of four
I.
or IHo huinlir.1 ilulUri a )car. ,
I likel hli vlinaon the liiiior ijuest-j
Ion, real Hell, .'uine of the Iwat men I
Jer kinmril hai gone into the .aloon
biiiiueM. I luti'l y tlio tint tlie butt.
nraaliiiiroi-l'eiiiany,nr lcey verij. i
Vou remeiiilvr the lliblo raja you can't
hamllu l.linbeurger clueionithout (olki
a llndin it out
Moat ealoou men ould rather do
aomethln ele If they could make money
aa euiy (omo other way.
Kui at llipior iioei, 1 don't lulml taIu
f can enjoy a toddy my tell, or glaia ol
beer, onro in nwhlle. Man) ' tho time
Mhcn I'a'i come In alter belli out in the
the cold all day, leelin as if hunaatakln
cold we'Mi tn't a mighty pleasant half
hour, I'a and me.a-ivttiuhcloro the lire,
Pa In hli iilghtahlrt, hla feet In n foot
uh, ailpptn a toddy and mo drlnkin
one juit to keep him company.
Moit MOiiieu drink too much tea, Jutt
at preaclier Cantrell m. I know 1 do,
mytelf. 1 could quit II 1 anted to, hut
I don't know at I'll ever want to h.d
enough. A feller named Huxley tuM
0110 timet "Women hau vohoneil
thomaeUes bydilnUn too much sreen
tea.niul pooplohitxo died hum eatiiiK
too much bccfitiike."
Hut il an Anti-Tea Parly waa to try Io
lake the tea uway from 11a women,
IhrroM IwnToa Party that would put
that lloilon itffulr In tho kIiiuIo.
If I was anion nml comu home, Buy
Monday night alter hard day's woik
and the air lull of eteam and emelllu ol
eoapiuda, thelK-ei.tnki' burned nn much
aoelaln tho hlacnlte, my nilo rroas nnd
the klda u-s.uallin, ( might gruhmy ha!
and hike for a nice warm, comfortable
place where there waa lights and music
and object of art, Iho cllnkin ol glaatto
and chink ol money ami laughter and
good foelln. It would be a moan Irkk,
but if 1 was a man, I might do It. 1
don't deny that 1'vo often had a longln
to take n peek in, myielf. Home women
can't bear that aaloony smell yon get aa
you go hV, but I don't mind it and I'm
afraid ll I waa a man I might llko it.
I don't mind aayln, If I had a chance
II.
to vote, I'd vote for a dry town. It'i
Senator C. W. Fulton.
Governor Chamberlain
the Ut tiling Uniler the clrcuuiitancea
hut It ain't a-gnhi to atop the trouhle.
Vuu'll think It itopel, nml Urrt
tiling jou Luon you'll be horrified nhen
soiufone Jiacovcra one of theie hero
"hllml hogi" aa they call 'em.
, ,, ,, ling,( ,,,, ,, (iunr
, C1)1 Tieruj t0 I10 larkliu gla...
no Krll,.,1,ol.ctor t-Ianolin, or nlct-
4av
i.lri, i ,)rUv 1..11... In .... klllll olUce
cutli;( tl(,y near In tropical rrg!ot,i,
noiUretoielilonn, nothln hut iUc''0 ' ,lt","r- put on night atrt
plain dopo told In tome old barn ol a
place, out on tho edge ol tow n ; no treat
in unit no gamhliu. I reckon jou'd all
be surprised to find out how many men
don't like whlikey well enough to go to
uch a place to get It.
Now, none of you need accuse mo of
licln lu Ihe pay ol any whlikey trust.
Folkt that know mo knows that there
ain't nobody got no strings on jour
Aunt Nancy. When you get at old aa I
be, and go through what I have, what
folks tea at xi ut you don't cut much Ice,
nohow.
A long time ago, 1 net out to find out
the truth about certain things.
1 nin't ratified yet, hut I've learned
one thing : Tho paHt of tho politiclna la
marked by terrapin shells nml tho feath
ers ol canvas hacks and ohl champagne
bottles; hut the trail nl the lover ol man
kind shows mostly the remains of lemons
that liavo been handed him, and cold
Mioulilers,
Yoiiih respectfully,
Ai'vr Nvm'V.
Tha liarrimah Horse
The thoroughbred running horso, tho
gilt ol K. II. Ilarilmanto the people of
Foit Klamath and vicinity, passed
through this clly yeaterdjy en route to
tho Wood river alley. When Mr. Har-
rluinn was m this section laat year he
promised Ed Uojt, of Fort Klamath,
that he would send In a thoroughbred
horse, for the oople of that eectlon If he
would agree to take care of It, Mr, Hoyt
agreed, and now tho horeo haa arrived.
The horse la a thdroughbred and at 0110
tlmo was one of the fattest on the track
In the United States. The introduction
of thia stock will result In ajbetter data
of driving horses (or Klamath couuty,
Postmaster in Receipt of Official
Notification of Change
E. T ABBOTT HAS HIS OWN WAY
Department Seems in no Hurry to Transport Malta by Way
of Dorris.and as a Result They WW Arrive ia This
City at Most Unseasonable Hours
Onion received by I'oalmaater R. A.
Kintnitt Imlicato that the change of null
routea may not le made at once. A few
ilaya ilnce Manager Abbott, of lb Klam
ath Iakn Itallroad, latued a new ached
ule for hla road and tho poatmaaUr ol
thia tlty haa now received official notifi
cation that the maili would arrive and
depart according Io the new acbednte.
There Mill ho no change In the time of
lepaiture fiom thliclly, but the time
of arrival la another queatlon. After Bun
day the mall lll arrive at Pokegama at
.V.30 in the evening and If Ii brought
through to thii city It will arrive bete
alter midnight. But it may remain at
l'okegama until the next morning and
will then arrive about noon. The arriv
al ol the maile wilt depend upon the or
ders ol the Department. If It arrive at
midnight there ahould be a night aervic
in th5 Kiloflice ao aa to get the mail
distributed in time to tend it out to tbe
arIoua ost officea of thia and Lake
countira. If It la left at Pokegama until
morning and arrlvea bare at noon tbe
following day, it will make the mail
twenty-four boura later in reaching the
towni ol thia county. In arranging; tbe
mall echedule for thia city it ahould be
taken into consideration that the Klam
ath Falla olfico Ia a dirtributing office
and that the malla for every town In the
county and for a large portion of Lake
county mutt put through the local of-
The department can put on a
(night ten ice, bu! If Ihlaia dooo it will
Ice in the office, for with the present
force It will he impossible to handle tbe
malls and get them off on th morning
stages to tho different postoffice of th
county.
There have been no order whatever
In regard to a change of route and
Judging Irom the instruction sent th
postmaster it may be acveral day and
ROBERTS
Hardware
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varSa
JIitMIHssT't
aaaataBaBasI L l.Biammnai ILBmJI JR.
WIS
probably week before the wnrle) ri
Dorri will btartd. It woold b to
tbe interest of tbU dty to have tbe saalb
come over the California North Urn,
and doobtle th department wBi won
comply with tbe rtjqueat of tbe people
of tbl section and order tho atrrie established.
Chamber Directors Meet
With tbe exception of Frank I. White
who i absent from tbe city, all of tbe
director of tbe Chamber of Commerce
were present at tbe regular ml-moath.
ly meeting beld laat night at tbe room
of the Chamber. Several new member
were elected and a number of matter of
considerable Importance were taken ap.
Tbe erection of th exhibit btalldlag at
Weed vu referred to tho advertklag
committee with full power to act. The
understanding (a that the beJldlng will
be pot spat one.
Several commaeieaUos were read In
regain to the Ubilbamt ol Udaetrie
iatbieelty,aadepeiallyia regard to
power for manufactorlag laaUtation.
Tbe director of th Cbamber are get
ting tbe work well In band and" tbe
Board U working in perfect banaoay on
all matters. Tbe organisation la now In
a position where it can do mncb good
for the city and where it merita tbeenp
port of every busineaaman and property
owner of tbl section. "
A. W. Lafferty, tbe Portland land law
yer, wa tbe victim of qolte a Joke at
tbe Lakeside Inn thia morning. If
was sitting in tbe lobby in tbe company
of a number of other when a man car
rying a valla approached him and aakad
where be might kav hi bafptj. Mr.
Lafferty vu gam and filled the position
of porter almost aa well aa ba argaee
land law.
& HANKS
Dealers