Hood's Saraaarilla Is un question My the jmatcst blood tnd liver me&clne known. It positively and permanently cures every humor, from Pimples to Scrofula. It, is Blood Medicine. fttiowa Vftlae bf Notre. A Wfll known minister li Mllnr in anmlot about a brother rtcrjriuan who kii ro.ulra uiii'ijuvtrJI to of nciuio at the funeral of a inua run crrnliig wham lm knew uotlilnjf. Vbui Lo arrive at the town where the df tvusnl had lived ln huil Just time to m.ike a few liiuli'Ui about hla trulu ainl aihlfvniieiii. tha result of which In noted on a nii'iiiomiultmi II U wilosjr at th servlcf, at renorled. Wim about ni follows: ur dear brother, w hom we mourn today, waa a mau of rare eliaructir and ability. i had i!ie mental riinm Ity of a" refi-rrlnu to hi tiotes "Daniel NVImter, tin tai-t of a' a .':il tt roiiMultluir hla iiiemoraiidum "llfiiry Clay, the jiertlniu-lty of a" another n-fiToiwe "I'lyuxe 8. tJrant. t ran only mourn Mm with a tiro found and aorrowful retret now that lie him gone to meet Ma" auothrr reference to Ui notes "Hod." The Reason Why. Prumnioiul, Wla., Sept. ll (fSperial) Whole families in lUyfleld county are ainuinu tlie ralm.a of Hodd'a Kid ney I'illa and the reason why la given In reicncca aurh aa that of Mr. T, T. wold, a well known citiaen hero. "I had audi palm fn my back that I on! not know what to do." aaya Mr Wold, "and at I rame acron an adver tisement of Hodd'a Klduey I'illa I aent lor a box. That one box relieved me of all my palm. My wife alio uaed them and found them Jniit what aha neeltl. I recommend Podda Kidney I'ilU aa a anre cure for Packalie, and other Kidney Trouble. " ltackache la one of the earl lent lymptomfl of Kidney disease. Dodd'a Kidney Pilla cute It promptly and permanently and prevent it developing Into Rheumatism, Diopsy, Diabctca or urlght a Disea-e. Quackt Qaackt A atrnnter entered the postofflea ths ether duy, and, aiiroacbluic the ladle' general delivery window, aked: "Any letter for Johu DrakeT "Next window, Mr. Drake." replied the polite attendant. "Tula window I for duck only. ' FITP f rmenenuy wna wo nu or nervousness I I I U Af llnlllH'llIulil llr Ullli'Bllrl N Pl?T7nd rialbottlesnd trilss w.o.u.a.iiii,Mu..v Area m 1 ulisaelpfcis, Be r red Her Bight. lie AluI uivthlnka your heart la cold. She That'a a fact. I ahoutd have hei'dc-d mothrr'a advice, lie Mother'a advice? fcihe Yea. She advised me not to wear a thin waist until It got warmer. Mothers wilt flnit Mr. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for tholr Children during me teccniug period. Ala! Alack! The fool-killer tat in hia eauy chair uioking hla pipe of clay, for he hadn't a thlux to do en earth bat while tha tlm. away. But aoon the fool-killer' pipe went oat and then be burnt Into tear; It waa only a dream hla regular work waa behind full a dozen yeara. For bronchial trouMe try IMso'a Care lor Consumption. It is a pond cough medicine. A t druggists, price 25 ceoia. Wherein They Differ. The Villain The augel of the other world are always pictured with wluga at tached. The Soubrette Ye, and the "angels" of the theatrical world are attached te the winga. When a child I had a very severe at tack of Diphtheria, which came near prov ing fatal. Upon recovery the glands of the neck were very much enlarged, and after the free use ! iodiae, the right one was reduced to its normal size, but the left one continued to grow very slowly at first, until it was about the aizeof a goose egg, which began to press on the wind pipe, causing difficult breathing, and be came very paiuful. An incision was made and ft large quantity of pus discharged. The gland was removed, or aa much as could with safety be taken out. For ten ! rears I wore ft little piece of cloth about an nch long in my neck to keep the place open. .During thia time I had to have it cut open by the doctor every time I took cold or the openingclogged. In the Spring or early Summer of 1884 1 was persuaded by my wife to ue S. S. S., which I did, strictly in accordance with directions. I took twenty-six large bottles, and was en tirely cured, for I have not Buffered since that time. B. S. Raouind. Royal Bag Mfg. Co., Charleston, S. C Only a constitutional remedy can reach an hereditary disease like Scrofula. When the blood is restored to a normal condition and the scrofulous deposits are carried oil there is ft gradual return to health. S.S.S. ia well known as a blood purifier and tonic. It is the en I y guaranteed, strictly vegetable remedysold. If you have any signs of Scrofula, write us and our physicians will advise you free The Swift SpeoMo Company, Atlanta, Gau ''Si A FORMS OF BEOQINU. Two, Oare rasnlllar, Now Largely U IUoM-Oae form 1 I'trrnnUU There are fashions In begging, no doubt." aald Mr. lllluklnton, "Just aa there are In all thluga. They come and go. "A fashion that prevailed not so many years ago started with thla form ula: "'Mister, I don't want any money, not a cent, but I'm hungry. I want something to cat. Take me to some Uuraut and gl' me somethlnir. to eaL 011't give me the moiiev: von nnr t It yourself. Only gl' me something to "at. "The theory of tho Inventor of this form of begging was that llrst It would appeal by It apparent sincerity; and. smuttily, that the person thus aked for a meal wouldn't have time to turn "Id" from buNlncM to take the beggar to a rent a urn tit. and ho if ! u.r i.l prfNrted would give the beggar money; winch, of course, wa what the beggar wanted. "Thla form of begging waa very ioj. ular uud aiicn'MNfui for a time. It even runic to have quite a literature 'There wan, for liiHtance, the story f the Iiiinlv and able mini ul... 1. ..1. 1 up with thU appeal, dragged tho beg - " ....... ,a, iv gar to a rextaurant and there conmell ed him to eat. Ktaudlng over him with Hub nud. though the beitirar had already eaten four breakfasts, forcing him to keep on eating until he begged iwr mercy. aiiii there was the story of the beggar told by hliiiHt lf In a boggar'a Joint of how in onw short afternoon he had beeii compelled by seven stingy lt...-.a.. a.. i. nm-ie 10 em in (JUH K HUCCCHHlOll SOV- en meals of doughnuts and sinkers, Thus the stories ran. I had one actual experience of my own: 'Tin no Judge of beggars, I frankly confess; I can't always tell by any ineaus whether a beggar Is worthy or not Hut once, when thla form of begging was common, 1 met a tall, slim young mnn who stopped and said to me: 'Mister, I'm hungry, can't you gl me something to eat?' 1 took a ..1 & . -niunu nuu cook me young man to a restnuraut "I couldn't tell whether he was lust a beggar who had learned the Datter or whether that request hud Just come up out of him spontaneously, but the instant I had anld Tome alone 1 felt sure he was all right; for that Instant ho stopped iM-Ing a beggar and smiled up and walked along with me, not cringing, but as If I waa his friend. "And was he really hungry? Well. you should have seen him eat. " 'Son,' says I to him, when he got to the restaurant, 'there's the bill of fare. Feed yourself.' and he did. "I think he must have been a youns shipwrecked sailor who had been sev entcen days In an open bout without food, or something of that sort: but cortaluly be was of tubular construc tion inside, hollow all the way down, for his storage capacity was something stupendous. Kst? I never saw a man eat so In my life, and I never saw a man enjoy a meal so much. I like to eat mvself and have been hungry at times, but I don't suppose I ever ate anything that tasted so good to me as that meal did to him. "Lucky It was a clican restaurant. for I had only about n dollar and half with me. His check was $1.2: but I never begrudged him the money. New York Sun. Never Saw a Jlailwar Train. A pleasant atory, orlglnully told of a bcotrn Highlander, Is served ui In somewhat novel guise In a New York paper. This time It Is ascribed to a Kentucky mountaineer, and the dialect Is adapted accordingly. Hut the main Incidents remain the same. The young man had never seen a railway train One day he consented to go to town and see the wonder. Ho arrived t little abend of truln time, and, get ting Impatient as he waited, he walk ed up the truck to meet it. Turning about, the mountaineer ran alous the track as for his life. "Toot, toot," sounded the locomo tive, slowing up; but the mountaluee oniy ran raster man ever. He soon reached the station, completely out of breath. "Why didn't you cut across?" In quired one of the bystanders. "Cut across!' exclaimed the un couth youth. "If 1 hnd struck the ploughed ground the thing certainly would have caught me." Not Satlstlett With the Place. Mrs. Backlotz So your servant srlrl has left you again? ' Mrs. Subbubs Yes. Mrs. Backlotz What was the mat ter? Mrs. Subbubs She didn't like the way I did the , work. Philadelphia Press. Still at It. "Childhood's hours are the haDnlost times of one's life," sighed the disap pointed man. "Oh, I don t know," chirped his com panion, "I don't see but that I can watch a ball game just about as well as I could forty years ago." Detroit Free Press. Bad. Case of Throat Trouble. Wrubber You look badly this morn ing, old man. What's the matter? Klubber Throat trouble. Wrubber Tonsllltls? Klubber No: my wife talked to m for three hours after I got homei this morning. Philadelphia Record. When a woman writes a letter she covers everything from putting the milk Ditcher out In the moraine to tha cat out at night, and then ends with an apology because she doesn't write more. Ayers Impure blood always shows somewhere. If the skin, then boils, pimples, rashes. If the nerves, then neuralgia, nerv ousness, depression. If the Sarsaparilla stomach, then dyspepsia, biliousness, loss of appetite. Your doctor knows the remedy, used for 60 years. "lUlurntnt tmm Cntn r. i t I.rf- irk. Mr buu4 u4 mf MIU (on, hul taw ImMIm ( Aft U. C. Uoshlsm. Sersaloa, Ft gl M S bMtl. t. e. svau v., for Impure Blood Aid the Sarsaparilla by keeping tha bawela regular with Ayar'a Pills. A pfrreri tf mper, and a discouteuted, rretrul disposition, whrrefrr tli i.r vail, rendar asy state ef lift uubappy. ncaro. You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Writ AllanB. Olmsted, I Boy.N. Y.. tor a fra saat.U ( Allan's Foot Kim. It cures westlnf. hstiwullca, arklog fct. It makes asw or tlkt ssoca aatr. A carta! a enra lot corns. InsrawlnauaJla and Lunlona. All 1mi. flsisssltll. Uc loa'l accept any substitute, W. M. Scott f tb Deosrtmn at 1. ricultura la makt Bl run vaioly, ua., to Sod sonieiliioj to stop vrvwa rot ia poacbaa. Deafotis Canaot Bo Cured J local applications as taoy cannot reach tha dlwMfld purtluu ol tks asr. 1 sera it only one .. ' u, iuu mini oy Co u U 111- iniuiinmeniN. ixafntis Is CtUMj bv an In. nam wl condition of tho mucous lining of tbo iuwiia iuu. win tblstubolilneaoiad rou here a rua.SHnf aound or Imperfect bear- tne result, and unless tbo inflammation can ba .. 7 1 "' ,uu fS''0l U lis normal iwmuiwou, nearinf win be destroyed fo reran sine caui out nl laa ......i V- t .. .' blch it notblni but aa intlamsd coadltloa oi ewiiuie One Hundred Pollers for any !au of llulnm In.ii. I.. ......w . .v.. ' sot be cured by UsU's taiarrn Cure, bend tor - - "V. w. ..I.IIU1 1(11. CID rcuiari irre. .... r. J. i Hijii a CO., Toledo, 0. Bold by Dtut flita, 14c. ' il all's Family 1111s are tbo beiU Lady "drummers" in Berlin, aeeklnr trade for tho derjartmcat atnffca mik tours a roo ad the city on bicycles, which are arranged to carry aamylea of goods. ley UPUOfM40fUHINCTOBACCO e rwoii rr.wwtt.ri i lt wms e rem ruu wiuculam (nifjfiwmuTio Wa like to dlvlaa Othra hat An like to ba divined eurseWes. Rochefou cauld. A prominent Southern ladv. Mrs. Blanchard. of Nashville lenn.. tells bow she was cured of backache, dizziness, painful ana irresrular oenods bv the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable tempound. "Deab Mrs. PrNirwAU!nrfttii compels me to acknowledge tha great uicnii ox your vegeiaoie tompouna l have Buffered for four t with In. rejfular and painful menstruation, also uizzineas, pains in in e back and lower limbs, and fitful sleep. I dreaded the time to come which would cmlr mean suffering to me. " Better health is all I wanted, and cure if possible. Lvdla TL Pinlr. Lam's Vegetable ConiDaund 1 . a A Drougni me neaitn ana Happiness in a few short months. I feel like another person now. My achea tnd pains have ioit me, uie aeema new ana sweet to me, and evervthin? aeema pleasant . a " Six bottles broucht me health, and was worth mora than months under the doctor's care, which t1W AH nnfc benefit me at all. I am satisfied there Is no medicine bo good for sick women as Tour Vegetable Com noun d. nr1 T adyocate It to my lady friends in need of medical help, Mrs. B. A. Blar- usikd. 2i firoan si. ianviii "m 15000 forftlt If trlglnal tf oaotw UtUr armtm temasasM etui net prodimU, FROM YOUR DCALHR I Beet Cough Syrup, Twta Good, baa CUIIFI IVMIUC 111 HO iaiic . in time, noia or drnnrlKta. iaii -m. . u B U Y O v; H u , V J o HAM'8 HORN BLASTS. WaraUc Notce Calllaa tbo WUked U Bepeatamc. T? Trlwixo Is a i eii Ir gud prayer for fir . prorM-rlty. The fruits of Tlrtue never be come over-rle. A drml Ilk'bt hoiise Is worse than none at all. Fcrrlce Is the real splendor of our civilization. He who thinks rightly 0f the Savior cannot think lightly of ain. The tcmj.tatlons that do us harm are tlie ones we consider harmless The Fatherhood of Ud ought to mean the lillaJ obedience of man. Nothing makes a downier pillow at nlfht than a jcwxl ded the day. We are all willing that c. shall lead os In the way we want to ko. That which U material can jwhspss no DieaiiH or measuring the si.Irllual. They who live on the heights ratch the carllt Ht as well as the latest sun. The more a man Is like the Divine Master the more manly be will he. If you sre one of sin's votaries you will cerUtlnly be one of Its victims. Almost the only good deeds the an gels remember are the ones we forget You cannot soil the character and not have It show In the countenance. Kiches take to themselves wings; but they cannot fly into the Eternal City. If you ask the Lord to build the house, you had better have the bricks at hand. ' What will some people do when they find that children go into heaven before poodles? If a man Is realty of the cream of society, he will have at least some of the milk of human kiudness. HONE6TY PR0VE8 COSTLY. World's Fair Official Grieved at Chinese Icmontratloa of Virtue. One of the unpublished tragedies of the St. Iouls fair was the sudden and picturesque maunner in which some of the most costly presents sent by the Chinese government to world's fair of ficials were purposely destroyed by messengers intrusted with their deliv ery. Soon after the arrival of the Chinese commissioners they were entertained at the magnificent home of President Francis, and the occasion was chosen by the Mongolian guests as the most fitting for the presentation of the princely presents they had brought A dozen high caste Chinamen, attaches of the Tekln delegation, were appoint ed to carry the gifts, which were too rare and fragile to be Intrusted to a delivery wagon or to less tender hands. me procession of glft-bearlug China men was halted at the gate by a guard, who insisted on enforcing the rule that nothing except personal effects cau be carried out of the grounds. Xoue of the astonished foreigners could under stand what was said, uud some pushed their way past the guard. He sum moned help, and In a few minutes the excited Chinamen were surrounded bv about fifty uniformed officers. A mes senger was dispatched to the Admlnis tratlon Building for the Chinese inter preter employed there, and when he ar rived the guards and police explained that they had stopped his country men because they seemed to be steal lng a lot of valuable stuff. The interpreter meant to calm his kinsmen by telling them they were suspected of stealing, but he hnd no sooner thrown his light unon the situa tion than the gift bearers began to smash their burdens on the pavement and against the foundations of the buildings.'' Ivory fans, costly marbles, Inlaid ornaments, metal filigrees, carved bronzes, and even brocaded silk gew-gaws were smashed, twisted, bat tered and torn in a jiffy. The Ameri cans looked on In astonishment, mnk lng no attempt to stop the slaughter, but wnen It was all over and the in terorcter had satisfied the authorities that no theft h'ad been committed he was asked to explain the strange be havlor of the Chinamen. , "That way I forget, see? Here I make mistake, too. In China you say a man thief he break up stuff. That way show he thief not. see?" Hundreds of dollars' worth of gifts were destroyed by the carriers to show that they had not stolen them. Official ( ouiUu'j. nm.l. Cornelius Vanderbilt Is a student of the American of fifty or sixty years ago. Mr. anaerbilt s researches have brought up many striking Instances of the crudity of the American of the past, when every one chewed tobacco and men wore paper collars instead of Unen oues, and now and then he tells story of those days. "Jn 1855," he said recently, "a Ver-J mont shopkeeper came to New York for the first time. He was sitting one day In a railroad station waiting for a train, and while he waited he chewed tobacco and spat on the station wall. "An official soon bore down on him. "'Look a-here, old man,' said the official, 'don't spit on them walls. You ought to know better than that' "'What's the matter with you? said the Venuonter. 'Don't that slgu there say not to spit on the floor? I guess you can't read, stranger.' " Serious Indeed. ' La Montt Dispatches say that se rious firing was heard off Port Arthur. La Moyne Serious? Gracious! May. be some one fired .their cook. - Truth is stranger than fiction to the chronic liar. a ;v?''VjU;;';! XVftclaUe Pre uaralionTor As AI-rV!l',UPr,i.t"!';-intVan- l sisting CuiFoalarvlRcuJa- i? Promotes DiseslionCheerful ness and HesLContairts neither Opiumlorpliae norIutcraL lSOXXAJtCOTIC. trouLrSAJtuzrtrczx JU Smx ( r-J -- Vrj t : Apcrfecl Remedy forConsBpa Tlon, Sour Stotnach.Dizurhoca 'A'orms Xk)nvulsions .Fcverish ness and Loss of Sleep. Far Simile Signature of NEW YORK. Quite Different Thing;. "George says he never has so good a time as when be Is out with me," asserted the girl in brown. "Does he really?" returned the girl In gray, commlseratlngly. "Now, Alfred ia quite different When he's 'out with me he's unhappy until he makes It up." .Brooklyn Eagle. SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of Seo F so Simile Wrapper Below. Tes-y iuU ad HMsy Sis nfax.. FOR HEAOACRL FOX DIZZINESS. FDR RIUOUSRESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION mj I CvKAUJlffl MUST NAVtJU&MATU A C . trf cuts I Purely Yefvtsdil&xfew JUUUJJ1IRI SS.SU CURE SICK HEADACHE. r"Wrv I EXACT COPY QWHABBPl I ; ABSOLUTE OlTTLE 1 11 bin V "DID'NT HURT A BIT" IS WHAT e can extract one or all your teeth with out hurting a bit, and put iu new teeth the same day if you desire. Our system of crown anl bridge work i imple, quick and painless. . . Dr. F. A. 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