LEXINGTON WEEKLY BUDGET. VOL. 2. LEXINGTON, MORKOW COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY AUGUST 7, 1890. NO. 45. EVEltT TUmtoAY EVENIX', , , . ... v r SNOW & WHITSON. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: ouo Tear II 00 Mix UoDtlit, 61) cents. ' Invariably la sdvauce. Rates op advsrtisinoi Ono square (Ceo Unoi ur less), first Insertion $1-00; each subsequent Insertion, 60 cents. Special rates with regular ad vortlsers. " All transient advertisements must bo paid tor jluBdvancr, , . lil.-l , ", .-- Job PRiNTisa Of every description executed with neatness and dispatch. L B, SHIPLEY, II. D. rKACTITIONIR Of Medicine, Surgery & Midwifory. . ' .''.! ' ' Registered. HKPPHER, OREGON. JJ P.. SINE, Atuirncy-at-Law and Notary Public, LEXINGTON, OREGON. Attorney for the North American Attorneys and Tradesmen's Protective Union ol Connec ticut. PRANK KELLOOO, Attorney-at-Law and Notary Public, HEPPNER, OREGON. Money to loan on Improved (arms. Office In First National Bunk. J. N. Bbowm. jas. D. Hamilton BROWN & HAMILTON, Attorneys and Counselors at Law, Opposite "Gazette" Office, Heppner, Or. 1)RACTIOE In all the Courts ot the State. In aurance, Real Estate, Collection and Loan Agents Prompt attention given to all business entrusted to them. jyjRS. KATE PARSELL, Nolary Public and Conveyancer, ALPINE, OREGON. Deeds, Mortgages and all others Legal Instru ments caielully drawn. Applications for iStaic una school Lauds male, and Pensions obtained. pRANK H. SNOW, Laud Agent and Notary Public, ! LEXINGTON, OREGON . Klllim taken on government land. Ileal slate advertised aud sold on commission. New miners are Invited to call and be tilled, full or olid facte about the idvautages of Morrow country. Office houis from 7 a. m. to midnight, Buixiitr building. R. LIEUALLEN, General :-: Blacksmith And Horseshoer, TS Af.W.wg ON DECK AND PREPARED TO 1 do ativthlng In his line in a neat and work manlike manuor. Horses shod with care and accuracy. hhop on 0 St, Lexington, Or. G. W. BROCK, w. REPAIRING DONE. Arcad Street, Bet. C and D, Lexington, Oregon. A Stay of Proceedings. The St Joseph (Mo.) News tells the following story: The judge of one of St Joseph's courts went to his home the other afternoon, and becoming ac quainted with some flagrant act of his 7-year-old boy summoned the lad into bis presence. "Now, sir, take off your coat!" he laid sternly. "I am going to give you a whipping that you will remember as long as you live.''' If it "please yonr honor," said tbe boy, "we desire to ask for a stay of proceedings in this case until we can prepare and tile an appplicatiou for a change of venue to mother's court. Our application will be based on the belief that this court lias formed an opinion regarding the guilt of the de fendant which can not be shaken by svidence, aod is therefore not compe tent to preside in the case." Slay granted, and boy allowed 25 leuts for attorney's feos." PUBLISHED Wagon and Carriage Maker. Tellurium in Oregon- t oa 0f the Cascart brothers, who have t..,. , , , .la sheep ranob. at Tia. Juana, lying on Fifty-seven thousand dollars a ton U , i,f h .i-u, of th line, ha been arrested Uie assay from a two-inch vein of tel- tot resisting a Mexican puard who et luriym oro oit bf a mint on Elk cre'ek , tempted to prevent Lis driving; sbeep in Uregfn. i "er Mexican side. ' ' ROAD RUNNERS AND SNAKES. ' The Rattler Was Surrounded by a Wall of Cactus and Then Goaded to Death. There is a strange bird of the pheas ant family, peculiar to Southern Cali fornia, ' Arizona and Mexico,' whose habits have long been a puzzle to uat uralists.and has furnished much amuse ment and interest to sportsmen in these localities. The name of this bird is the road ruuner. It is built somewhat like au English pheasant, being of a dull brownish color and having long tail feathers aud short, thick legs. It derives its name, no doubt, from its ability to get over ground at a rapid rate, as well as from the fact that it is more frequently seen p on the country roads than anywhere else. It is a wary bird aud is seen but seldom. It rarely takes flight when approached, but will run along the ground, with its head down, at a re markable rate of speed. This peculiar bird appears to be au inveterate enemy of rattlesnakes, which abound in great'numbers in the locali ties before mentioned. It is said that the birds first kill and then eat the snakes, but of this latter fact I am not certain. Their methods of killing the snnkes are at once peculiar and in genious, and will best be illustrated by the following incident: Some three years since I was camp ing on the Gila River in Arizona. I had accompanied a prospecting party, who had gone to this region iu search of silver and copper, which were said to be abundant iu this section. I was seated one day at poon near a number of cactus plants, and getting such shelter from the noonday sun as a small cluster of manzunita bushes would afford, I had not been seated longwhen I observed lying asleep about twenty yards off a large rattlesnake. Seizing a stick. I was about to make an attack on the sleeping reptile, when I noticed a pair of large brown birds standing under a clump of bushes, and upparently watching the rattler with interest. As they had not seen me I resolved to keep quiet aud watch for developments. I knew the birds were road runners, and having heard that they never let a rattler escape when once they saw one I was anxious to see bow it was done. One of the birds cautiously approach ed the snake as if to satisfy itself that the reptile was really asleep. The bird then walked deliberately up to a small cactus plant and broke off a piece of the thorny substance, which it carefully laid down about u foot away from the snak. Piece by piec fol lowed until the snake was fairly walled in by a circle of thorns, from which it would have been very hard for the snake to have escaped without serious injury. The next movement on the part of the birds was even more curious than before. The snake had remained asleep nil the time, but at this point one of the birds, uttered a sharp note, jumped into the ring, gave the reptile a sharp nip with its beak and was out again almost before his suakeship was aw lira of what had happened. To coil itself for a spring was the tirst act of the serpent, and when oue of the birds approached within what appeared to be striking distance there was a sharp, rpiick dart forward. As quick as a flash the bird was out of harm's way.aud equally sudden was the movemeut of the other bird, which seized the snake from the rear before it could agaiu assume a coil. Every time the snake launched out at the birds it was pricked by the thorns until it became perfectly frantic with rage. .--. ; - ; At last, smarting under the pain in flicted and unable to reach the birds, which kept jumping iu aud out of the ring with ligntniug-like rapidity, the rattler turned and bit itself agaiu and again. At this the birds seemed to suspend operations and very soon the body of the snake began to swell, its move incnts became slower aud slower and soon ceased altogether. The snake was dead. What might have further happened I aui unable to say, as just at this stage of the proceedings 1 jumped to iny feet and thereby attracted the attention of the birds, who scampered off and were soon lost to sight. The snake was a large one of its kiud and had thirteen rattles, beside the "button" at the end. When I told them in camp what had happened I was informed that this was by no means an uncommon occurrence, and that after killing the snake the birds invariably made a meal of their victims. .V. 1. Herald. Morphine and Drufxlate In France. The French government is taking vigorous measures to suppress the morphine habit by punishing the drug gists who sell the dru to persons whom they know to be addicted to its use. One druggist who had been con victed of this ollenie in one districtand had paid the peualty has been refused a diploma in aimther district w here ho had opened a new shop. Rats! Sam Bailey of Nashville, Mich., came across three rats in the road some time HIT", and all 'if them had hold of a straw, traveling along. On closer ln votigation ho,found that the two out aide ran were leading the center one, v.hrch wus blind. Partners. "You have got a tine hund," lie said to her, As she lingered o ei her cards. "Perhaps," she replied with a suit little purr, While hut lining a strain of Millard's. "Yiu could play It alone. 1 suppose'" he said, As he looked In her radlent eyes. "Perhaps I" she rejiented, tossing her heud. Without any wherefore or whys. "You're awfully aggravating, my dear," "Yes, that s one of woman's tights ' " We eun tnke without being uusexed and queer Or (retting society's sights." "Will vou take this, dear, aud go It alone'f" He suld, as he offered a curd. "But why," she replied, with a pique In her tone. "U hen I make them all with a paid?" "Then von have s good baud? Oh, yesl 1 see," He said, as he 1.,'W aloft The disengaged oue lu her piquant glee, Which was rlngkss, white, uad soft. "If you won't take a card, mi y be you'll take this." A nd the ail- was still Millard's; And the ring ou the finger lair of the Miss Changed the grme in a trice. "N ' cards." Earl Mi.rble In the Colorado Graphic. ETHEL BANE'S REVENGE. I have seen enough to know that he is trifling with me that her doll-like face and baby tone have taken him from me; anil I will not endure it longer. This evening I will show him that Ethel Dane's love can not be wounded with impunity, and I will strike her, I hope, to death. He said he would come this evening come to get me the flower." The speaker, a beautiful girl, just completing her seventeenth year, stood at a deep bay window, whose thick curtains almost hid her well-rounded form. A pair of white hands were clinched as if in auger, and dark eyes contrasted vividly with ashen lips. A splendid gold watch, sparkliug with diamonds, glistened in a black belt, and she cousu ted it as the last words fell from her tongue. "Georgina Grenville, if I can not outwit you I will don the veil aud hide my face from the world forever. De signedly you have drawn him to your side but, as designedly, I will take him away. It is almost death to cross the path of a Dane. Perhaps you have not learned this, for you are young. Inexorable fate has decided that I must be your teacher. I accept the de cision, aud this evening I teach you a lesson you will never forget. Yes! But them he is! I did not see him come up the walk. Where were my eyes?" " The silvery tones of the frontdoor bell interrupted Ethel Dane, and springing from the parlor, tshe au- swered the summons iu person. A beardless youth, whose dark eyes matched her own so well, stood on "the steps and spoke her name in rich tones. His appearance was noble, his face prepossessing, aud told that he had not yet reached his majority. "Are vou ready for the walk, Ethel?" he asked. "The evening is truly beau tiful, the winds sleep, aud The yueon of night Blilncs fair with all her virgin stars about her I I skirted the gorge and listed to tho noise of the mail, muddy current. I saw the (lower- that prellv (lower, Ethel." "So it is still there!" she cried easrer- It is, aud in the moonlight looked lovelier than ever. We will get it presently. See!" aud drawing his coat aside he revealed a coil of lope. "It shall greet the sun from your boudoir window to-morrow, Elhel; 1 want to see it iu your hair." She smiled. "But you shall nut risk your life to gratify a foolish wish of mine," she said. " "Let the flower wither where it was born." "Xo, no; it grew there for you, and you alone shall have it. Come, Ethel, let me go; I am impatient.1' He waited at the door until she hail thrown some light vestment over her head, and then walked away ut her side. "The rain was a flood at Elleiinere." he said pluckiii": a leaf from the, elm in w hose dim shade they were walking, "and its w aters have reached the gorge. Yon can hear them now, Ethel." The roar of angry waters grew luuuer as theyjadvauced through the wood, and at last they paused directly above the torrent. The chasm of Ellesmere, tho deepest ill all Cumberland, was before tlieui; and far below the cliffs in the moonlight the waters rushed toward the sea. It was a narrow chasm, but dangerously deep, and its sides were iu many places quite perpendicular. In other places concavities existed; aud there, nourished by the drip, drip of the stones' icy perspiration, beautiful ferns and flowers flourished. Frank Hazel had often accompanied Elhel to the spot they had readied. His bands had fashioned a rustic settee, and placed it near the edge of the preci pice. There, with the moon above them aud the waters beneath, they had passed many hallowed hours. lie admired the impassioned girl; but I I can not sav that he loved her. But at 19 years of age he did not think very much of the lender passion; his studies at his tutor's residence not far from tho cliffs had kept him from the courts of the little god. But bo loved the so ciety of woman, the lisp of little girl J and'their pardcnable foibles. Ethel Dane loved him from the first. He seemed her beau-ideal of a lover, and into her adoration she threw tbe wealth of her passion the voluptuous--nessof her heart. Sh'-' tvas happy iu tho thought that be smiled on rone but her, until she discovered that his name was often on the lips of Gorginn GrenviUc, a girl whoso father owned a small estate on tho Boyleston side ct the ohasm. Tho discovery irritau-d kw Ki.a irorched, and heard more, aud her jealousy inag:,uilieil molehills a thousand diameters. "I von him first!" she was wont to exclaim when alone. "(.ieorgina, lironville shall never wear him! What 1 can not wear 1 will destroy!" Frank Hand had often leaned over Ellesmere l'i ;i rs and plucked ferns and flowers fur the impassioned beauty's hair. She encouraged him iu this; it reculted the days of chivalry, of ivliich she was extremely fond; and he. fear loss to a fault, almost, delighted to win the gleen and ..scarlet gems. Oue day while, wandei'ihg nfoug the Boylestou side of I lie 'cliffs, the voting student discovered a wondrousiy niagnilicent flower that peeped from' a cliff iu the) rocks perhaps twenty feet below the settee 1 lirtvc.n'eutiimeii. lie hastened across the chasm and examined the flower It seemed at first a genuine tiger lily, but while it belonged to the lily family it could not ben'r that particular name. It was us large us his baud aud grew uiou the end of a rich emerald stem. Its six spreading, somewhat crisp parts or leaves were rolled buck at points, and its ivory-white skin was thickly studded with scarlet points or studs. To enhance these beauties, in the mid? die of eacii of the six: parts a broad stripe of light siftin yellow gradually lev-t Itself iu the delicacy of the ivory skiu. The light that fell upon it win directly from above, aud the beautiful stripes acquired the appearance of gen tle streamlets of Australian gold. Our hero could not touch the flow er; but when he described its beauties to Ethel Dane, aud heard her wish tc posM'is it, he resolved that he would rob the rock and please her. lie rauin to the Dane's house on t lie evening llnit w itnessed the opening ol our sloiy. prepared to seciir the match less specimen of botany. He carried a strong rope beneath his coat, and alter atUfving himself that the rock still guarded I In- prize he began b prepare for tile undertaking. Elhel wali-hed biin make a loop ut one etui of I In- iiqie. with something like a gleam of revenge iu her dark eye, and when he fastened the curd to a young tree that stood near the edge of the cliff, she said, "l-'runk the rope might bleak!" Break? No Ethel, il uuuid hang a giant," lie said, smiling. ' You will put ou uiv n loves and let me down riuwly. I can aseeuil. you Know witu out assistance." tiUe put on the almost womanish gauittlels he extended, and he dropped the loop over the cliff. Then, putting his nether limb over lie found the rope flK,'l T'-1 his foot into the noose. v.VortV. down we go. Ethel!" he said, lnokiugup smiling. ' Keep the rope tight and let it slip through your lin gers slowly!" She was very strung for a girl of her yours and she held the rope as he had directed. His shoulders disappeared below tbe edge of the precipice then his face, on which anticipated triumph sat en throned. The cord slipped slowly through her gloved hand, and ut last she stepped aside, for the lashing about the tree now held him up. She crept near the brink of tho dizzy heiglit and listened for a sound from the man below. A slight swayiugof the rope that rested ou the rock told her that he was swinging himself in ward toward the flower, aud she watched his movements with the eye of the basilisk. Gradually the movement ceased. "Ethel!" came up from below. "What Frank?" "I ha9 got the flower!" Bravo!'' she said, and then rose, pale as ashes. "I will do it now!" she said, under her breath, glancing up at a cloud rapidly Hearing the moon. "Georgina Gren ville, you have won him, but shall never wear him! Vou have stolen hiin from me; tliiseveniug I steal him from you!" Hor eyes now flashed w ith anger, anil her bosom rose and fell tuinultuously with passion. The renewed oscillation of the ropo told her that he was ascending, and, ' springing toward the tree, she drew a kuife. It was a beautiful, ivory-handled knife, and the shining blade there of was strong. .She dropped, suddenly grown calm, beside the rope, and looked up at the cloud again. The fragmented edges were crossing the rim of the moon, and while she looked she held her breath. The shadow advanced; such a cloud never retrogrades; fate w as behind it. Gradually the moon wus eclipsed, and when that eclipse was at its full tbe headstrong girl turned to the rope. "This is my revenge, Georgina Gren ville!" she hissed, aud the knife struck the cord. The next second there was a voice at the cliff. "Ethel, Eth great heaven my " Tho rope was severed, and the cry of the studeut, hurled headlong down in to the torrent ot mad waters that plunged through the bed of the chasm, wus stifled A moment later the moon beams lell upon Ethel Dane standing alone be neath the tree, pale as death, but triumphant By u'nd by she crept to the edge of the dill, and found one leaf of that beautiful flower, glued to the rock by the pressure of his hand! She could not touch it, and while she looked it fell of its own accord down, down, after him. ! How she listened for a wail; but none j came rip. How sho strained her eyes . to catch a glimr so at him lying on the ; drenched bank; below dead, but no , such iL'ht rewarded her. Tho sileucc ; ot death hung about the cliffs of Elles j mere as well it might, for the noblest youth in the laud had Sold his liftj for a i ilower! And a young girl stood over his un knowu grave with a stain of murder on her soul' Elhel suddenly started from tin; cliff and toiled at the end of the roiled rope a long time. Then she w alked away and entered her home alone. The house was deserted, for she had been alone for several days. Her parents were absent on a vi-dt, and as she had answered the ring at the bell herself the servants did not know who had called. Therefore Frank Hael's visit had not been known. She would keep the dread secret of his doom in her own breast, and for four years she kept it well. lu the little churchyard of Boyleston may he seeu au unpretentious marble slab boating this inscription: "Frank Hazel, aet. li). They w hom the gods love die young" Above the name is carved a beautiful lily fulling from its stout. Jli ice days uitor tbu . tragedy. hu body was found, aud in his baud was crushed the flowor lor whose posses sion ho had imperiled and lost his life. fcthel could tell but little concerning his death. He hail discovered a rare Ilower somewhere among the rocks, and ho had told her that nothing was easier than to let himself over tho cliffs by a rope and secure the botanical prize. This was all she told, and his fellow-students said that his love for botany had cost a life. With the secret shared by the grave and Ethel's heart, unknown to thu world, I say four ears passed. From n lovely girl the vuluptuons Ktliel had grown into radiant woman hood, accomplished and admired, thu reigning belle of Bath, many long miles from tho cliffs of Kllesinere. Her father was dead, and she pre sided over n luxurious home, which she shared with a dignified maiden aunt. If many wooers came to her side, it was no fault of hers, for she was beau tiful, as beautiful as the lily of tho dill's. She dismissed lovers with a "no" that but iutensitied their adoration; but at last sho gave her heart away. Tho fortui'ate man was Sir Hubert Mortimer, u wealthy baronet. She loved him. I say this knowingly; that love intensilied by years, which she had bestowed on Frank Hazel, sho gave to him. lie was gratitied. aud tho day was announced. you i residence of Miss Dane?'' Tho speaker was a woman clad in a closo-lilling black dress and heavily veiled. She addressed a policeman, who" gave her the requisite directions. Alio knocked genlly Hi the front door. "is Miss Dane iu?" "Shu is in her chamber, still up, 1 believe." "Can 1 see her?'' "I'll see. What name?" Tho woman iu black hesitated, but presently answered: "Say one who knew her long ugo, and and that I must see her to-night." The servant disappeared, and a few moments later the visilor was ushered into Ethel's boudoir. Tho beautiful woman. sal ut a writing table, partly en dishabille. Shu looked up at the visitor, and then started to her feet. "Georgiua Grenvilo, is it vou?" "Yes." Half an hour alter the black-robed woman was let out by the same servant who was summoned to Ethel's room. (I am now dealing with sworn testi mony, given at the Coroner's inquest.) She found her mistress apparently calm. Ethel placed a paper ,iu her hand, and bade her take it to a particu lar chemist whose shop was always kept open very. late. She did so, and received a small vial containing a pink ish liquid. This she delivered to Ethel, who dismissed her after requesting her to wake her ut seveu the next inorii- itJr The "next morning" Ethel Dane never saw. It was her wedding day; but she lay ou her couch dead; aud her icy lin gers, resting on a small table, touched a bottle quite empty, labeled "Hydrate of Chloral." Why 'had she taken her own life? Her betrothed could not tell; to tier uitnt, even, the motive was enveloped in mystery, aud detectives were put on the track of the woman in black. The shrewdest of the lut caught her at Boyleston. This part of her confession may in terest the reader: "I was ou the Boyleston aide of the cliffs that night. 1 saw him deseend, I saw Ethel Dane stoop over the rope with a knife. Then the cloud cauiu over the moon. But 1 heard the sever ing of the cord, and his cry. I knew that she hud sent him to his death. I wanted to see her happiness again complete. I longed fur her wedding eve. It came 1 went to her house and told her what 1 had w itnessed She could not deny it Thus I made her too miserable for this lif!. When 1 left her she said that I had blighted her life, and death she sought iu the poison's sting. 1 loved Frank Hazel. He was to have married me ou his twenty-first birthday." The detective released her. In a pleasant village in Cumberland, a mother looks with hue upon a bright eyed boy. Her face is familiar. Geor gina Grenville is a rich farmer's wife, and the boy's name is Frank Hazel C'hvtD'iy. Her husband docs not claim nil of her love. Some of it is buried iu a grave. Evening H'jilii. Coals to Ni wciiHile. Tbr car-loads of u,"ar wcio idiip. ontl, from Conway. Kan., to "NVfV Orleans recent! v. THE QUEER CITY OF BOGOTA. Ruled by the IU Hilary -KUItors Write lor r'uiif'oliceiiien Carry l.asioes. Bogota is a city of paradoxes, of great wealth, of great poverty, and a mixture of customs that often puzzles the stranger. The foremost men in the mercantile, political, and literary cir cles are from the ohlCustilian families, but so changed by interniarrittge that all bloods run in their veins. In the legislature, on the bench, the forum, and behind the banker's desk, you will seethe characteristics of all the races, from the Auglo-Saxon io the African. The ruling tdass is the politicians, but it is more uuder the control of tho mil itary than is generally the case else where. . ,, Among the leading minds are highlv educated men w ho can converse fluegi ly iu several languages, who can dem onstrate tho most difficult problem in astronomical and mathematical formu las, who can dictate a learned philo sophical discourse, or dispute with any body the influence of intricate history. Their constitutions, laws, and govern ment were modeled after those of the United States; their linanciul policies lifter England; their fashions, man ners, ami customs after the French; their literature, verbosity, and suavity after the Spaniards. Patriotic elo quence is their ideal, and well it is realized in most of their orators. Almost anybody iu Columbia is a w riter or a poet. Thu number of daily and weekly periodicals published, iu addiliou to t lie many loose sheets is sued as occasion may require, indicate this. Editors, as a rule, have other business, and take this post in addition as a recreation. Colombian author have furnished text-books on political economy, grammar, geography, math emetics, aud iirt. while philosophical, historical, and biographical essays and works of lietion and poetry furnish much interesting reading. Somo of the text-books are subsidized by the Government, mid all authors are pro tected by a copyright law. The police do duty only at night, leaving the citizens to take care of themselves by day. F'our policemen are stationed at the four corners of eaidi plaza. Every fifteen minutes a bell rings, which causes the guardians of the city to blow" heir w histles and change places. By this system it is impossible for them to sleep on their beats. .Besides a short stout bayonet, the policeman is often armed with a lasso, and by the dextrous use of his formidable weapon the prowling thiet Isea-ilv, pinioned when trying to es cape. Petty thefts are the chief crimes, for the natives are ucilher quarrelsome nor dishonest. Those w ho will steal little tilings someliines make the most trusty messengers, to his rare you need not hesitate to commit any amount of moiiiy. lluyoUi Letter. . A lllli I'llee.l IrtlHt lu all elegantly appointed studio, not a hundred miles fiom Hartford, sat oue of our noted aillsls in thought, lie was earnestly contemplating a design for a cathedral window, and a look of auuoyaliei) Hashed across his face MS the door suddenly flung open to admit the tigtire of a lady, Thu look vanished instantly, however, us the artist ad vance to meet his visitor. "Aru you Mr. ?" asked the lady shortly, yet easting a furtive glance at her muddy boots, buried deep in the pile of the beautiful Persian rug. "I urn. madam." ' "Well," continued the lady, with an air of iinpoi lanco, "1 have brought you n commission. 1 w ant you to de sign the toe of this slipper for me. The design itself is to be embroidered in the shape of a slipper It is for the City Mission fair aud 1 must have it im mediately. Can't you do it while 1 wait?" "Pardon me, madam," courteously replied the artist, "your kindness iu giving me the commission is fully ap preciated, but as I have not tho honor of knowing you I must ask you to pay me in advance." "Oh, certainly," responded the lady, with great readiness, drawing out a well-lilled purse. "How much will it be?" "Four hundred and seventy-five dol lars, madam." ,'Whut!" screamed his visitor. "Four hundred and seventy-live dol lars," calmly responded the gentle man. "What do you mean?" demanded the lady, grow ing more and more as tonished. "Just what I say, mudam." quietly answered the urlist. "I think you have made some mistake. The com mission you have pleased to briug me is entirely out of my line. If you will visit ouo of the places for fancy stump lug, in Pratt or Trumble street you will succeed in getting your work done to your entire satisfaction, I have no doubt." The lady gavo a limil glanco around the studio, tilled with European curios of every description aud adorned with urtistio works, from the magnificent picture In oils, covering half the wall, to a dainty, delicious little landscape, which In its very delicacy was a marvel, and. with another look nt her muddy siiou unit a parting. "Well, 1 don t be lieve you are the kiud of artist I am I looking for," (to which tho gentleman ' courteously replied: "I am afraid not, madam") she sailed out of tho room, remarking to herself as slm savagely I punched the elevator annunciator, anil glared at two conflicting shades of red, which were mentally swearing at each i other about her dress "I thought artists were always ready for work, mid g nd to get it, too." Hartford l (Jour ant.