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-V o cats SEMI-WEEKLY BANDON RECORDER, TUESDAY, OCT. 6T1I, 1914. PAGE TWO ANCIENT MEDICINES. Ourlouf Drug Wcro Uied by the Dow tort of Laodicoa. The city of I.nodlcua was not;d foi Its doctors mid iln drugs. An especial nud noted school of medicine flourish ed in I.nodlcca. We arc told thnt "this iichool of physicians followed the teachings of llerophllos. who nourish ed about 300 years before Christ mid who, on the principle thnt eon pound diseases require compound medicines, began that strange system of hetero geneous mixtures, some of which have only lately been expelled from our own pharmacopoeia." The fearful and wonderful combina tion of drugs given by some modern doctors would seem to Indicate that they Htlll belong to this school of Lnodlcon. One of the medicines for which Lnodlcea was famous was nn ointment for "strengthening the ears," whatever that may mean, while anoth er medicine of still more interest to the student of revelation was the Phry gian powder, made in part from a pc' cullnr kind of stone pressed into tab loids, afterward powdered and mixed with some unguent to be rubbed on tho eyo as n cure for the various dls eases which nllllct the optics in east ern countries. Tho world famous Onlen speaks of both of theso reme dies in his pharmacopoeia. Christian Herald. KEEPING UP APPEARANCES. Don't Let It Interfere With Your Snv Ings Bank Account, - It is quite possible that the American family Is too optimistic. It is always going to have a larger Income next year or in live years. It desires to keep up in social matters with the people next door or faithcr up the street. It buys pianos or motorcars or encyclope dias on monthly payments, but in most cases puts no monthly Installment in the savings bunk. It has no margin of security. How much better It is to have a mar gin of resources than to bo living con tinually on the ragged edge of nothing, as ninny of us do just becauso wo are such devotees of tho god of appear ances. While the high cost of living is one of tho live topics of tho day, a note of warning should bo sounded n warning against extravagance, a suggestion 'that every family make a deposit iu the savings bank each month. The future- happiness nnd prosperity of tho average American family depend upon the proper adjustment of income and expenditure. It is not what a man earns, but what ho and his family save, that counts In determining the ultimate success or failure of bis life from a material standpoint T. D. MacQregor's "Talks on Thrift" i. A Horse's Toenails. Few persons realize that a horse's hoof Is really tho same thing as tho toe nails of human beings or of aid mals having toes. The horn of a hoof grows Just ns a toe nail does. The hoof; grows more rapidly in unshod horses than In thoso wearing shoes, and it grows faster In horses which are well groomed and well fed. Hut on nn average tho horn grows nbout t third of an Inch n mouth. 1 11 nil hoofs grow faster than fore hoofs. The too of the hoof being the longest part, it tnkes longer for the horn to grow down there than at tho heel. For in stance, tho too will grow entirely down In from eleven to thirteen month, while the heel will grow down in froru three to live months. As the new horn crows out nny cracks or defects In the old gradunlly work down to where they can bo cut off, Just as with human finger nails you can watch tho progress of a bruise from tho root to the tip. Proud of Him. Sandy Mcl'hcrson started to buikl ft Binnll nuthouso of bricks. After the usunl fashion of bricklayers, ho work ed from the Inside, and, having the ma terial close beside him, tho walls were rising fast when dinner tlmo arrived nnd with it his son Jock, who broughl his father's dinner. With honest prldo in his eye Sandy looked at Jock over tho wall on which ho wns engaged nnd asked: "Hoo d'yo think I'm gettln' on, Jock inanV" "Famous, feythur. Hut hoo dno y get oot? You've forgot tho doorl" One glance around him showed Sandy thnt his son wns right; but, looking kindly at him, ho said: "Man, Jock, you've got a gran' held on yul Vo'll bo nn nrchltect yet, as sunro's yer feythur's a builder." The Fateful F. They nro telling a story of n very Kinnrt business man who recently nting up on the wall of his waiting room n notice In bind; lettering on a white ground that read: Tell Va What You Want Wo I.tlui to Do Something For Soinotiotly Occasloually ho heard laughter com ing from tho waiting room, but It wns only the other day that he discovered to hiif horror that some wicked person had carefully scratched out the "f" In "for.1 I Va non'N Week ly . Thought Alike. , "I onielline wonder If my life If worth living." tfo do I." "Ah, (hen you lwr found your llf IUjiiMi!iiliiienl." ub'oi at Bill II I r lifu wr fjMVllfliW of.". HutftUutf Wt, mt (M 6l6fy. "ill ilw mil Am immn urn) if ile&j jWimie far mmt ui ( tiU) Prim m r ? Hfer ?ui METHODS OF THE KAISER. When William Wants Information Hi Just 8lmply Gets It. It Is a well known fact that, often heoomlnc interested In sonio subject, Kaiser William summons tho greatest authority on tho subject ana gets tut latest Information In the quickest way The emperor, so the story goes, sum mnnoil Professor Ilnrnack. the ro- uowncd tueologifln, and usked him Koran technical ouestions say, tlio int est news on tho antiquity of the book of John. The kaiser is known to bo a sneeinlist In refuting higher crltl cisin, so perhaps the question was evon more technical. Ho and Ilnrnack Indulged in n splr Ited discussion and all too soon tho pinek brained nrlvnto secretary Inter rupted to tell bis majesty thnt ho had nn npiKintinent ro tho next unir nou with Prince So-nnft-so. The emperor' r.iei. clouded. "Where nm I tomorrow night?" ho asked. "Your majesty dines with Count 8o-and-su." Then turning to the theologian the emperor said, "Weil I shall see you again nuu finish the discussion. Tim next dn Professor Ilnrnnck re ceived nn InvliaMon from the count ivhn wns entertiiliii.ng the ttnlser. nnd althoiiL'h ho was not ncqualntcd with his host lie accepted, At dinner ho round himself sitting iext to the em nernr. who ImmedlntelJ resumed All theological discussion wMre It .had been left off the day before. Ana tuis time it wns llulshcd. Chlcngo News TYPE AND TAPE. These Names Sounded Queer as They Were Heard In London. IlereXonu nbout nn American print er whose vicissitudes took him ncross the ocean lust yenr and landed hltn in the town of London. The printer is back in Cleveland now and tells tho story himself. This printer bethought him of start ing a little paper In the henri of Rug laud So he rented a little building, then went to purchase his type and nresses. For the typo he stopped nt a typefounder's place and explained his needs. "1 wnnt some typo he said. "Wo don't sell tone here." answered tho clerk blnukly. "You might get It it the draper s shop over tne wye." "How should I get typo in draper's shop?" "How should you get it anywhere else, may I uwsk, think you, sir?" "Well, In my country typo is sold nt a typefoundorX- tut at a dry goods stoic." "Aow? Did y'wldh toype, slrf, I thought you wisht type such sb Uiey bave in tvne measures uud tvneworms. You didn't wish type to bind on tho edges of frocks, then, but toypo to print a paper with? Step this way, thank you, sir." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Cause of the Roman Empire. The reason "why tho Roman empire succeeded the republic" was thnt there was felt lo bo an urgent need of a strong central power. For many years tho republic had been dcsolnted. and the cry of tho whole people was for pence pence at almost nny price Now, ieuce could bo secured only by the ascendancy of n single man, rul ing with ubsolutu and Irreslstlblo swa.v. So the people acquiesced In tho change. Tliey even hailed It with Joy. A few patriots like Hrutus and Cato gave up in despair, but most men wcro pleased WWJ the revolution which made Caes.wlsupreme not that they were niounrehlstle nt heart, but thnt after the devastating strlfo they wnnt ed pence, even though It bo nt tho sac. rlllco of some of their liberties. St I.ouls Times. Japanese Fashions. A Japanese woman of fashion is by no means a drain on her husband's lliiauces. Tlie cost of her wearing up narel Is very small Indeed when -compared to her sister of tho Occident She wears $13.S0 worth of clothing un der her kimono, the latter costing about -5. The obt costs another $'J5. Numerous tying pnrtiphcrualla sum up to $17.-5, und n set of footwear amounts to about $1). Combs and hair pins ornamented with gems cost $245, ii shawl $7.50, a diamond neck clasp $150, n total of a little moro tlmu $'J00 for n season. This Is a very modest outlay when compared to tho enor mous cost of apparel for the, womau of fashion iu New York and Purls. Now York Sun. A Lesson In Spelling. Tho lawyer was Scotch, and the Judgo was English. The case in argu ment concerned certain water rights, and the lawyer had frequently to usu ttie word "wntur," which he pronounc ed very brond. "Mr. So-and-so," nt Inst Interrupted tho Judge, "do you spell wnter with two t's iu your country?" "Nn, nn, my lord," quickly retorted tho lawyer, "but wo spell mnuners wl twu n'sl" Mixed Odor. '.My wlfo was to give a rose ten everything scented with roues." A dulicuto conceit" 'Viu; but things wont wrong. The jiooplo In the next lint took thnt oo. rnslon o hnvu onions mid mlilingo. lAulavlllo Courlur Journal. Mn ( rili Word, "Wlfo-Yuu'vt hunjfed dreadfully, Jk'furu W wvrv mrrM you uld lust uu'd I My iluwii )im iifo fur inw, Hub -Wtw, i M Hiy II ru ut luul IJum' Hm4.-Uihlit. ft It NO U) Hf mmm wiiM in wgjf at liim m w imi eiimii m M lnhi y 1 lotfswuW ,iWvt, 00 LODGE DIRECTORY Masonic. Bandon Lodge. No. 130, A. P. A. M. Stated communications first Saturday after the full moon each month. Special communications Master Masons cordially invited. C. R. MOORE, W. M. PHIL PEARSON, Secretary. Eastern Star. Occidental Chapter, No. 45, O. E, S., meets Saturday evenings before and after stated communications of Masonic lodge. Visiting members cordially invited to nuciui. L. KATE ROSA, W. M. ROSA DINGAMAN, Secretary. Loyal Order of Moose. Meets Thursday evenings in I. O. 0. F. hall. Transciont Moose cord ially invited. Something doing ev ery Thursday. Rebckah Ocean Rebekah Lodge, No. 126, I O. 0. F., meets secoiul and fourth Tuesdays at I. O. O. P. hall. Tran cicnt members cordially invited. ELVA MILLER, N. G, MINERVA LEWIN, Secretary. - w. o. w. "With Charity Towards All" Seaside Camp, No. 212, W. 0. W meets Tuesdays, K. of P. hall, 8 p m. Visitors are assured a hot wel como. By order of W. A. KELLER, C. C, C. M. GAGE, Clerk. I .O. O. F. Bandon Lodge, No. 133, I. 0. 0, F., meets every Wednesday evening Visiting brothers in good standing cordially iuTlted. D. C. KAY, N. G L. I. WHEELER. Secretary. Knights of PyUiias. Delphi Lodge, No. 64, Knights of Pythias. Meets every Monday ov ening at Knights hall. Visiting knights invited to attend. ERNEST SIDWELL, C. C B. N. HARRINGTON, K. of R. S. BANDON CHURCHES METHODIST CHURCH Sunday School, 10:00 a. m. Public Service, 11:00 a. m. Evening Service, 7:30 p. m. Mid-Week Service, Thursday, 7:30 All those who do not worship else where are invited to come with us. C. MAYNE KNIGHT, Pastor M. E. CHURCH SOUTH Sunday School, 10:00 a. m. Preaching, 11:00 a. in. Ep worth League, 6:30 p. m. Preaching, 7:30 p. m. Prayer Meeting Thursday, 7:30. Missionary Society, Friday, 2:30. W. B. SMITH, Pastor. PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Sunday School, 10:00 a. m. Preaching, 11:00 a. m. Christian Endeavor, 6:30 p. m. Preaching, 7:30 p. m. Mid-week Prayer Moeting, Thurs day, 7:30 p. m. S. SMITH, Pastor. EPISCOPAL CHURCH Sunday School, 10:00 A. M. Pleaching, 2nd, 4th and 6th Sun days at 11 a. m. and 7:30 P. M. REV. WM. IIORSFALL, Pastor The Adored One. Ho Is a continued bachelor. In fact his nttltude towjgd women Is almost that of a misogynist nis particular beto noire Is a new acmmlntuucu of his itster. Miss lllaiik, He met her In the street the oilier day nnd, seeing no way out of It. ston ped nnd spoke to her. She saw how hp wns fidgeting to get away and suld: "You seem very preoceupled. All, 1 know! You ure thinking of tho one you adore." "I ndoro no one." was tilt miff rejoin der, "You can't decelvo me. I know you are deeply In love, llosldes, your ler Khowed me n photo of I In object of your devotion only Inst night. It Nn'i 1 type I admire. Hut, (here, rery on h hi liinitt. won't lull any one flood byr And befoM lir could rviy ohti wu VVIu'll Im ri'ticlico tropin i, xud fo il idler, "WIihI glr'i photo did yuu show MIm Mliiiib liikf nluliit" "Hul tfJi. Ti'M t'Ji! I'loM I allows Uvr m mm wf youvif." 'i'liilii li iUKJifii UjMji i'llii Mlml tjJJ Ulii W'iJDJni 9 1 m 'UltuHi(M PROFESSIONAL CARDS THOMAS F. HAGGERTY Attorney-at-Law Over MrNair's Hardware Stcrc Phone 4S2 HANDON, OREGON C. R. WADE Lawyer HANDON, OK KG ON DR. H. L. HOUSTON Physician & Surgeon Office in First National Hank build ing. Hours, 0 to 12 n. m; 1:30 to 4 p. m; 7 to 8 in the evening. HANDON, OREGON DR. SMITH J. MANN Physician & Surgeon Office in Ellingson Building. Hours, 0 to 12 a. m; 1 to C p. m. HANDON, OREGON DR. L. P. SORENSON Dentist Office in First National Bank build ing. Talephone at house and office. HANDON, OREGON G. T. TREADGOLD Attorney and Counselor at Law Office in New Bunk Building Notary Public HANDON. OREGON DR. R. V. LEEP Physician & Surgeon Offico in Ellingson building, Phono 72 HANDON, OREGON DR. ARTHUR GALE Physician & Surgeon Office in Ellingson building. Office phone, 3G2. Residence phone, 6b3 BANDON, OREGON DR. S. C. 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WALSTROM, Agent, Bandon H..H..I"H"KK"H--I"H--H--l--H' We want you For our customer not just today, but tomor row and for all time to come, if RightfGoods Right Prices Courteous Treatment and prompt delivery is what you want WE HAVE YOU SPARK S GROCERY dun four lo OF MONEY DEPOSITED WITH THIS BANK SHOWS HOW IT POSSESSES Til 10 CONFIDENCE OF PEOPLE WHO SAVE AND ARK THHREFOU': THRIFTY. YOU CAN JOIN THEM WITH ADVANTAGE. PUT YOUR SAVINGS HERB AND THEVIL BE AS SAFE AS A BOCK. SMALL ACCOUNTS WELCOME AS LAIIGF ONES. OF BANDON . $1.75 per tier $1.50 per (ier bags. Phone 142 . -j..- . . i ! . j i . .j- -r. . .j. i .i State Rooms With Run- Water. : $3 ON UP FREIGHT A I WJulv I