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Appearances Are Deceitful. The other afternoon a very inude-t looklns gentleman sauntered into KcClurg's buns store and tiegan looking at the treasures in the English corner. Mr. Millard eyed the stranger with suspicion, for the reasou that uot very long ago a modest looking gentleman pocketed several treasures and made off with them, but Mr. Millurd was uot long in dis covering thut tho quiet stranger knew some what o f hooks, for he talked very intelligently of the best editions. Mr. Millard began, in fact, to feel sorry for the man. “ Here,” thought he, “ is a gentleman who Is a biblio maniac. bee bow fondly bis fireless eyes gloat on those extra Illustrated Dibdinsl What envious, what hopeless pangs are now surging in his bosom! P o o rd e v il.it is my duty to steer him away from those incompre hensible prizes and up against some books within the compass of his means.” but the stranger would not lie steered worth a cent Ho would inspect nothing but the costliest treasures. “ 1 am sorry that you have sold the Washington‘ burns,’ " said he, ruefully “ 1 would have taken it and been only too glad to get it.” "Our price was 1150,” suggested Mr Mil lard. "Cheap enough," said tho stranger, quietly ‘ And now may 1 ask you to send these live volumes to mo at the Richelieu hotel! The clerk will pay tho b ill by the way, what is tho whole amount!’’ “ Two hundred and thirty-five dollars,” said Mr Millard, impressively “ W ell, send them to the Kicheliou at once,” said the stranger, “ and tue clerk will pay the charges for me.” A far away, a distrustful, u bilious look stole into Mr Millard’s keen eyes. "W h at name, please!” usked Mr Millard, tirmly but courteously “ George M. Vanderbilt, of New York," said the modest stranger, demurely.—Chica go News F U LLY —ANSW ERED " S u b s c r i b e i 's '' Q u e r y C ttu a e a C o û t a i e n t As our readers will remernirer, a letter Wns imlilialieil in our columns u few day* »¡.’o, signed “ Subscriber” wliicli dwelt at some length upon a subject of general interest, and which contained several inquiries which will be found answered in the following: To the Editor: Several days ago I noticed a communication in your paper from “ Subscriber,” in which considerable comment was indulged in concerning the pamphlets which are w idely distributed by Messrs. H. H. Warner & Co , of Rochester. N. Y. These pamphlets, as is well known, are published in order that the public may become convercant with the svmptoms' and growth of disease peculiar to the kidneys, and which is, it must be admitted, the productive cause, in a majority of instances, of other organic disorders. The publishers of these pamphlets are also the discoverers and manufacturers of the noted Warner’s Safe Cure, which is known tols; the only means for the prevention and cure of kidney disease, as can Is- testified to in every community. In the pumphlets referred to there appear a number of testimonials from parties who speak in the highest terms of how they have in nmnv instances ls-en restored to health by Warner’s Safe Cure, after having Is en given up by doctors to die, and attached to those statements are the fac simile signatures of the parties themselves. 1 am personally aware that all the testimonials published by this firm are genuine and are the voluntary statements of persons who are anxious to manifest their gratitude for the unexpected return i of health ami vigor which Warner’s Safe ! Cure has brought them. To make assur-1 ance doubly sure, it can be added that Messrs. H. H. Warner At Co., have fori years published a standing offer of |50tHi | to anyone who will prove to an Impartial j referee that any testimonial published by them is not, so far as they know, lama fide and absolutely true. What more doe« “ Subscriber” desire to convince him, in addition to his own statement, that his neighlsirs all tell him that Warner’s Safe Cure has done more good for them than they have received from the doctors. In view, Mr. Editor, of the many per sons who are sacrificed daily to the bigotry and ignorance of physicians w ho persist in treating patients for symptoms, called consumption, ajionlexy, brain troubles, and nervous disorders when the , real cause is disease of the kidneys— which should Is* detected and quickly eradicated by the use of Warner’s Hale Cure— I maintain that the value of those pamphlets, which place in the hands of the public the means of knowing the trinh, cannot lie overestimated. F m r -1 ' l a y . F O R E IG N A Coil VITSHiiOIU “ Where Is Mr. Bag ley’s office?” “ Eleventh floor, mum.” “ Is this the only elevatorΔ “ Yes ’in.” — Life. A SI a rt In L ife . A t Greenslioro they pointed out an old darky whom they said hud just got married and wus going out on u piece of rented laud to make a start in life, i followed him out to his cart, to which was hitched an old and faded ox. His bride, a coal black damsel of 18, sat on a bag o f corn in tho cart and held to the rojie lines uround the ox’s horns. The cart contained, in addition, a skillet, u kettle, ten pounds of side pork uml a jug holding two quarts o f molasses. There was a tick for a straw bed, a lien’s feather pillow and un old blanket. This was the out-lit. “ Ho you havo just got married?” 1 asked. “ Yes, sab—dun jist got married to dat gal.” “ How old aro you, undo?” “ Shoo, now, but i reckon Izo about CO.” “ And you’ve got a young wife?” “ Yes, sah—duu got a gal.” “ Anil you are happy?” “ Happy, sahl Why, Ize walkin’ right on algs all do time!” “ Ami you are now going out to make a start in life?” “ Yes, sah—gwlno to start right off. Got i(e ox, got do cart, got do gal and got two hull weeks’ purvishuns, an’ if dor's any ole nigger in Norf Caroliny who feels mo’ like lumpin’ fo’ feet high an’ yellin' for Cnnuan lan I does I’ ll gin two bits to soo him.” —Do troit Free Press. G O S S IP . — According to a statistical docu ment lately published in Paris, there aro in Europe 300,000 blind people, 80.000 of whom are hi Franco. — Homo women in England make good salaries by manufacturing the dainty silk and lace lamp-shades now so popular. A dealer in London, who glories in the royal patronage, pays one woman ♦200 a month for the shades she makes. —A Gloucester fisherman recently found in the stomach of a codfish which he caught on the Grand Hanks a V ic toria J ublloe medal. The small Mal tese cross with a photograph of Queen Victor! a in the center, and oven the ribbon utlached, were hut slightly harmed. — A large Roman Catholic cathedral was publicly dedicated at Hong Kong recently. It holds 4,000 people and cost ♦120,000. Tho roof is made of cast-iron from Glasgow. Tho main building is of blue brick, relieved by flying buttressos of rod brick and ce ment. — Vaccination Is compulsory in En gland and optional in Franco. In the largo cities of France tho number of deaths from small-pox was 1,956, or 0.81 per 1,000 of tho living population. In the large cities of England during tho same period tho number of deaths was 332, or 0.04 por 1,000. —Plans have been drawn, it is said, for a bridge nearly twenty-three miles long, across tho English channel, from Capo Grisnei to Falkosteno. Tho eost is estimated at ♦180,000,000, which dot's not seem extravagant, but the net profit to bo realized from freight ami trallle Is estimated It ♦26,000.000. — A Chinese farmer at Kinklang was robbed on his wedding night by a clever burglar who had concealed himself in tho nuptial chamber, uml removed every thing so completely mid con scientiously that the unhappy pair had to send and borrow some clothes from tho neighbors before they could tnuko their appearance tho next day. — A French army officer bus Invented • kind of microphone, by means of which tlio approach or tho movements of troops, as well as their probable numbers, may be gaged. The ap paratus is described as being ns nimplo as it Is ingenious, and consists of a transmitting and a receiving machine, w hirli are connected together by a metallo wire. Experiments made with tho instrument have been very satisfactory. —The exact number of persons w ho cross London bridge in a day on foot lias been ascertained. In order to de cide a guessing competition, in which 86.000 persons participated, the editors of tlie London Answers made arrange ments with tho commissionaire corps, ami a large staff of men was dratted onto tlio bridge for twenty-four hours. The result proved that 111,873 foot passengers wrro chocked, and that in addition 45,000 vehicles, containing an average of three persons each,crossed. — Among tho curiosities of Queen Victoria's railway journeys are the time-tables supplied to Her Majesty, these being printed in violet ink, on handsome paper with gilt edges. They contain the exact times of the stop pages at all points, and give other in formation of interest. Tho I’ rlnae of Wall's has. perhaps, the finest railway coach in Europe. It contains seven rooms, a study with a little library, a couple of bod-rooms, a dressing-room and a bath-room. The bed-room is most luxuriously furnished In old gold •Ilk, being lighted by electricity, and the paneling U beautifully painted. T h e R e v e n g e o f T im e . Tapoyard— Who Is that stunning girl you raised your hat to? Ribbon ley— Miss Goldie Bullion. Tapoyard (timidly*— Shodidn’t return your courtesy. Perhaps she doesn’t know you. Rlbbouley (bitterly)—No 1 she does uot know mo now; but when 1 am tho only young man at Ocean Foam next summer she will uot only know me but pine for me in vaiu.—Lowell Citizen. A S m a rt P e o p le . First Thief—I’ve got a sure ami safe thing now. I go to houses in a hurry and ask for n Bible with big print to read to a siek man They give mo tho family Bible in a hurry and 1 sel I ’em at second hand book stores. Second Thief—l tried that in ono city, but it didn’t work. Everybody seemed to see through the game, for they said they hadn't any Bibles, i just toll you there ain't no got tin’ ahead o' them Chicago folks.— Phila dolphin Record. V ery Tru e. Stern Parent—Young man, I am astounded it your impudence. You seek to marry my daughter knowing her to lie wealthy in hei •wn l ight, while you haven’t a cent. Self Possessed Y o u th -T h at’s all right. What’s the ueed of my having money when she has plenty 4— Boston Courier. H it* Sotn«« I t ln t lim . “ Thor© may bo neither rhyme nor poetry in mntiuMiiati \s,” remarked the high school girl, “ but tno science is not devoid of rhythm.” “ Wliat do you mean/” asked her papa. “ I refer to fogarithins."—Pittsburg Chron Ida Ih coni !o£ t in e r ln tiiix e d Citizen Don’t you know, Mr Ah Sin, tlmt if you kill that enemy of yours you will l* hanged ? Ah Sin (vengeful Inundrvmam No, I nllee Ugh tee I got tec money l go looueo’syluin - Philadelphia Record. I iiprt>fr**l«*i:al Conduct. Copeland l don't think Chinkins is tin- sort of a man f«>t a l ank cashier, do you? Raynor— V' hy uot? Copeland l saw him miss a train yeater day. - Burlington Free Press. A Wm* •• o f \ in tiiu till Ion. Mrs Q u I m I y Whv general, you don’t mviii to like to m i* the utdio kiss each other ’ Gen OldtH'uu 1 ho result of a military ed ucation, mad oí l never like to see good u nm ou n t ion w asted. —T r o y T i * n il y Ki|(ilp|)ftl. “ Bromley, 1 hear you aie going to house keeping? ’ “ Yes, Barringer " “ What have you got toward Itf* “ A wife.” —Detroit Free Préau O l D s * and stiffr ('ss can lx* produced on collars, cuffs ami i ilurt bosoms by tlrst put ting them through \ pretty stiff, clear boiled starch, uni then t drying them, after which they should lx* da impetus! with the follow lug solution : One i ounce of tine raw starch, one-quarter ounce o f gum arable, one pint o f w ater; heat tli e water to dissolve the gum, let it cool ai id then stir ut ih * staivi) and add the whit 0 o f one e g g ; boat the whole well togeth< « r before using. Apply — A thermographic printing prats, lightly with a tpo 1 > uml use a polishing capable of turning oft four hundred im- ' irou properly to do V«* * the ghisa. i. ’ »sii fa in r in MTnne- pres«ions an hour from hot typo on wood. Is a new French production. It spoil* has inv«s ntod a word-counting m achine, which may l>© used by it»eW la said to yield results equal to litho* or attached to a typo-writer. fff»p !ij- . v 1 SCHOOL AND CHURCH. Oberlln College received ♦57,000 from the estate of the late Air. J. Hull, of Chicago. — A Young Men’s Christian Associ ation for French-speaking young men has been established in New York city. — Of the 482 theological and religious books published in this country last year, 339 were the work of American authors. —A catalogue of Yale College in 1822 gives the annual charge for tuition as $33. The entire expenses are estimated at ♦llO to ♦190 per unnum. — A movement is on foot in Chicago to transfer tho kindergartens to the control of the Hoard of Education and thus render them a part of the schoel system. —The now annex to Columbia Col lege, Now York, is called “ Barnard College,” after President Barnard, who has done so much toward making such an annex possible. —Bishop Lightfoot, of Durham, Eng., makes it a rule to spend his episcopal income (£7,000 a year) on church and educational work, and not a shilling of it has gone into his own pocket —The great reason why the mission churches on tho continent of Europe do not l»ecome self-supporting Is the emigration to America, which takes away their best young men. This weakens them, but strengthens the churches in this country. — A Methodist Episcopal university is to founded in Uiah. A committee, of which Bishop Warren is tho head, lias decided to loeiite in Ogden, this being tho only town in tho Territory of any consequence, except Park City, free from tho Mormon dictation. The citizens of Ogden offer about ♦50,000 in cash and an equal sum in land, —The late Dr. J. P. Durbin had d o patience with advertising in tho pul pit. Ho always read notices before doing any thing else; and then when they were disposed of he would say: "W o will now begin tho worship of God,” putting a slight accent on the word “ now.’ ’ — Boston Traveller. —The Christians of England aro not growing remiss in foroign mission work. About sixty English preachers anil teachers were sent during the lust quarter of 1888 to tho Inland Mission of Chinn Within 1888 nearly one million of converts were added to the Clu istian churches in heathen lands. — An English paper states that a minister lately rather astonished his people on a Sunday morning by say ing: “ 1 think it is time we had a new prayer. The oid prayers are a good deal worn and need renewal. Perhaps a prayer like tills would do: ‘Lord, keep us from being shabby.’ " Tho people grim ly smiled, and some of them looking around the church walls and at each other, with some mental glances at church bills over-duo and contributions never over-large, acted as if they knew what was meant. —Statistics s h o w that there are In Hunnuh at the present moment 502 Baptist churchos, with 28,559 commu nicants and about 70,000 udheronts. In 404 schools there aro 12,000 pupils, and during the year there have been 2,134 baptisms upon a profession of faith. The report reminds the Chris tian public that it is just seventy-five years since Adonirnm .Tudson, driven out of Calcutta by the officials of the East Indian Company, arrived in Rangoon and established the lirst B;i|>- tist mission at Burmah.—Christian Weekly. HOW JOHNNY ESCAPED. Tlio Playful P r a n k s o f a Roy W h o H a d a Penchant for Reptile». I ■fright's IU*ea«e l u r e d . O u ly O ne o f I t s R in d . Expand t h e >| | si «V. About two y* urs a*fo our daughter had eon*! By •eclair as much as you can o f the w o riJ but Indians, among other distinct features, i o f the k id n e y s w h ich d ev elo p ed In to ere you -et our eith er as a tou rist, co m m ercia l ! the proud po&aet&or of the only successfu ! geatlou tra veler o r em igran t— w heth er you yu by r a il,, B righ t's b is ii?*- H er’ b->dy was sw ollen to skunk ranch in the world. I f there are aii\ enorm ous siz*— m cri-uring 4 • inches around steam ship or.st<am boat, p ro v id e you rself w ith H o s te tte rs Stomach bitters, w hich the tra v e lin g ! the w aist, and IS Inches below th* knee. A fte r other skunk ranches now on a paying basis 1 p h ysician s l-ud t m t u up her case, 1 d eterm in ed p u b lic recognizes as the tiuest m e d ica l safeguard have not yet visited them. The domestics to h ave her try l)r. K en n ed y's " F a v o r it e R e m and p r e v e n tiv e o f -«-a sickness w ith w h ich au y tion of this little rhododendron has so far e d y ,” t f Rondout. \. V. G radu ally the sw ell- one jo u r n e y in g by land or w ater can be p r o v id It fu rn ish es to the western plot err adequate been left to Air. Joseph Lininger, near Hunt lu g was reduced from 4-. to 21» inches. She b e ed. to jraiu ?trenj;th# and wus able to walk p rotectio n uuninst m alaria, rheum atism and ington. He has a ranch there of this kind, and gan w ith o u t fatigu e. We do not kn ow h ow to e x those disorders o f the bow els w h ich m iasm a goes into society very little indeed, 1 am told. press our gratitu de fo r w hat it lias •Jone tor our tainted W'ater beget. Its sedative effect upon the stom ach perturbed by the ro ck in g o f a “ h ip Is Few go to see him, and his groceries are ch ild . We are con fiden t th»- F a vo rite R em edy tru ly m a g ica l, and it i* a capital apetlz. r and ill d o all that is cla im e d fo r i t —su rely God handed over the fence to him by means of a w has blessed it in this ease, and w • earn estly n eve in vigo ra tor. E x cellen t is it fo r billiou s- Ashing pole. recom m en d it to all su fferin g from k id n o y d is uess and k id n ey In action , and it counteracts, in a rc m arkable degree, the effects o f fatigu e, p h y Skunks are most prized their fur and orders— S. I». Van Ruskirk. Demurest, N. V. D k . K e n n e d y ' s F a v o r it e R e m e d y , m ade at sica l o r m ental. A fte r w ettin g and exposu re in also their o il The oil is not used on salad, a.« Rondou In clem en t w eather, It should be used as a pre t. X. V #1; •) fo r many suppose, but as » remedy for croup Send for book, h ow to cure K id n e y , L iv e r and ven tive. Skunk’s oil is worth ten cents an ounce, and Blood disorders. C red ito rs h ave b etter m e m o ries than debtors. the contest between a tabiespoouful of it and a case of croup is said to be entirely one sided. W h ite Elephant o f Siam, Lion of E n g I f you w o u ld h a v e y o u r buaineaa done, g o ; if Mr. Lininger began with fourteen o f these not, send. land, Dragon of China, Cretin o f Switzer, land, Banuer o f Pert-ii, CVescent o f Egypt- animals. He now has several hundred of I n It a n y W o n d e r Double E agle of Russia, Star of Chili, Tlie them, and can buy any of the adjoining Circle o f Japan, Harp o f Erin. that Dr. P ie r c e ’s G o ld en M ed ica l D isco very farms at his own price. a ll o th er blood a m i liv e r m edicin es, T o g e t these buy a box o f the genuine Last summer he used to go to church at outsell-» sin ce it possesses such su p erio r c u ra tiv e p rop e r D r . C. M e L a n e s C e l e b r a t e d L iv e r Huntington every Sunday morning, but this ties as to w a rra n t itH m a n u fa ctu rers in su pply P i l l s , price '¿b cents, aud mail us the out year the church is paying him $5 a week to in g it to the people (as th e y a re doin g, throu gh side wrapper w ith your address, plainly d ru g gists) u n d er con d ition s such as no o th er pray in secret. W e w ill m e d icin e is sold under, v iz : th a t it m ust eith er w ritten, and 4 cents in stamps. The skunk is said to possess strong affection ben efit o r cu re the patien t, o r t h o m o n ey paid then mail you the a ^ n e ’Ist with an ele for the human being, but in most instances it fo r it w ill be p ro m p tly retu rned . It cu res a ll gant package of oleograpbic and chro is not returned. The skunk resembles the diseases a ris in g from d era n g ed liv e r , o r from matic cards. im p u re blood, as biliousness, “ iiv e r JO iu pLin t,” F l e m in g B r o s ., P i t t s b u r g , P a . elephant tn one respect, viz., because ho can a ll skin and scalp diseases, salt-rheu m , tetter. \ not climb a tree. scrofulou s sores and s w ellin gs, fever-sores, hip- K e e p th y shop, and th y sh op w ill keep th e e I Mr Lininger says this little animal doe? jo in t disease and k in dred ailm ents. not require much food, and even that little is $£0u R e w a r d f o r a n iocm rab le c o m o f c h r o n ic ' C O N S U M P T IO N C U K K I). of the very plainest kind. And yet he is an N a sa l C atarrh o ffe re d by the m a n u fa ctu rers o f A n o ld p h ysic ia n , retired from practice, b a v Dr. Sage s C a ta rrh R e m e d y . 50 cents, by d r u g offal eater after all. in g bad placed In his hands by an East In dia gists. The sac which supplies the little heliotrope m ission a ry the fo rm u la o f a sim p le vegetable with his all pervading scentiments may be rem edy for the ie speedy speed aud perm anent cure of What maintains one vice would bring up C on su m ption, i, B Brou ron ch itis, Catarrh, Asthm a, easily removed, says Mr. Lininger, and then two child en. and a ll T h roa •t t and L u n g A ffectio n s, also a posi the animal is as harmless and even more de tiv e and ra d ical cu re fo r N ervou s D e b ility au*i voted than the common house cat. Possibly A L W A Y S K . E E P T H E U P P E R H A N D I a ll N ervou s C o m p lain ts, a fter h a v in g tested it* w on d erfu l cu ra tive pow ers lu thousands oi that may lead to the general adoption of this O F D IS E A S E . casus, has fe lt it his duty to m ake it k n ow n tc animal as a house pet some day, and along Changes o f temperature are apt to cause his su fferin g fello w s. A ctu ated by this m otiv* with the «tin gle « bulldog our bouses will be am i a desire to re lieve hum an S ufferin g, ] w il dangerous sickness; in the full-blooded i send free o f charge, to all w ho desire it. this re filled with delight. Then the New York land cipe, in G erm an, French o r E n glish , w ith fu ll apoplexy is to he feared. W h en you have | lord who cannot let us have a house if we are d irection s for p rep a rin g and using. Seut by injudicious enough to be parents and publicly a pain in the bead, feel dizzy, feverish, j m a ll by addressing w ith stam p, n am in g t h b admit it can let his high stoop brown stone rheumatic or sick at the stomach, take at | paper, W . A. N o y e s , 11*9 P ow e rs Block, Kochcx 1er, y . r . __________ __________ front to a poodle dog infirmary or a skunk once three to ten of B r a n d r k t u ’ s P i l l s , j aquarium, and thank heaven that he is uot Such slivht. affections are only the barb - 1 W h e n th e w e ll is d r y th e y k n ow th e w orth ot encouraging American children in our great ingers of disease or sudden prostration, w ater. and the th in g to do is to m aster the metropolis.—Bill Nye in New York World. ('o m m m p t lo n S u rely C u red . trouble at once. N e ve r let a little sick _rmtenrrj'T.Tie or tno street cars lr. ness get (lie better of yon. D rive it out of T o t h b E d it o r :— P lease in fo rm you r reader* im m ediately. L e t there be no com that I h ave a p o s itiv e rem edy fo r the above Valparaiso, the stranger first gazes all doors promise, al ways navo w ith you a box o f I nam ed disease. By its tim e ly use thousand* around for the conductor, and then s B r a n d r e t h ’ s P i l l s , and you are prepared o f hopeless cases h a v e been p erm a n en tly cured. I shall tie gla d to send tw o bottles o f m y rem e look of surprise steals over his face a; to fight the vvor? t form o f sLkn ess in its j d y f r e e to any o f you r readers w h o h ave co n incipiency. su m p tion if they w ill send m e th eir express he sees a pretty young woman ooming down the aisle and collecting tho fares, The fact is, that in the recent wars ir. which Chili has been engaged, all oi the able-bodied men. including the car conductors, were pressed into serviee. The conductors’ places had to be sup plied by girls. They made themselves so popular that, although the men have since been mustered out of ser viee. tho girls have continued to hold their uasitioiiB as conductors. j t j a c o b s FOR o r POULTRY. ------- C U B E S -------- C h ic k e n C h o lo r a a n d all D is e a s e s o f P oultry. t a - Q E S E R A L D IR E C T 1 0 S 3 .-1 H 1 a piU <4 bread or dough saturated with St. Jacobs OiL f f the fow l cannot swaUlow force it down the throat- Mix some corn-meal dough with the Oil. Give nothing else. They will finally eat and be cured» Fold by Druggists and Dealers Everywhere. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baitimors. M 4 THE VAN 'P R I V A T E MONCISCAR D IS P E N S A R Y . T H IR D ftfB M IV i O rego n . Is the ouly Private Dl*- pt-nsaiy in Portland or on the Northwest Coast, where patients are sucoeaa- fully treated for all NKRV- OUB, CH RONIC A N D P R IV A T E DIB EASE* in youiqf or old, single or mai rit d, such as IfiJéT MANHOOD. Nerious debility, seminal losses, failing memary. syphilitic eruptions, ef fects of mercury, kidney aud bladder troubles, gon orrhea, gleet, stricture etc. C O N S U L T A T IO N F R E E . H ATDV rAPÜCJ! M. Graham ’s D ep ila to ry f l l i l l I iiu L lU i Paste is gu ran teed t o r e - m o ve fia ir and ch eck its grow th , fl.58 b y m ail. Send 2c stam p fo r book “ H o w to be B eau tifu l,” M rs . G e h v a ih k G r a h a m , “ B eau ty Doctor,” 21 P o w e ll St.. Sau Francisco. R e w a r d —I f you h ave an O ld Sore that n eed* u a lin g , and thut oth er rem edies h ave fa iled h* le a l; o r a brea k in g o a t or itc h in g o f the scalp* >r b ody; or a B o il, Burn, Cut, or auy a ilm en t fo r w hich a Salve is su itable, buy a 25-cent b o x o f M e x i c a n N a i v e , w hich is W arranted to- Cure w hen e v e ry th in g else fails. I f n ot kept b y your dru ggist send 25 cents ia stam ps to J. C . D e m e n t , A gt., A storia, Or., and re c e iv e a b o x by m a il._____________________________________________ J ÍIM M / A Y R K A illC H . F K A N K * 1 I L lfflV A I . U A ( H . G abler, Roenlah 1&UOZ; Burdott Organs, band Instrumenta. Largì cok of Sheet Music and Books. Bands rapi astern Prior* M ATTR1AB G R A Y Ot*.. i ftw t, Han tfrwii*tooc I prescribe and fu lly en dorse Big CJ as the only specific for the certain cure o f this disease. G. H . IN’ G R A I I A M. M D , Am sterdam , N. Y. W e h ave sold Big C3 for m an y years, and .t has ;iven the best o f satls- actlon. D. R. DYCTTE St CO., Chicago, III. S I . 0 0 . Bold by Druggists. and postofflee address. R es p ectfu lly, T. A. SLOCUM. M. C., 181 l’earl st.N ew York. I ’o u g liN . ''B ro w n 's Bronchial Troches" a re ! used w ith a d v a n ta g e to a lle v ia t e Coughs, Sore j T h ro a t, Hoarseness, and H rou cia l A tten tio n *. 1 T h e co u n try is flo o ed w ith p o or im ita tion s o f Sold only in boxes. “ Beal o f N o rth C a rolin a P lu g C u t fcm oking T o b a c c o ." T r y G f r m h a fo r hrwikfnat. f T u u - W E/OW 7 __ P U R E Fren ch. Spanish and Ita lia n F ig u re P a in tin g s (5). F u ll directions to paint, postpaid. Hpan- ish Po rtra it Co., 44 W. 23rd St., N e w Y o rk . A g e n t s w anted. ---------- - i» s » <-------- — N o w I h a v e a sh eep and a c o w eve ry b o d y bids m e good m o rn in g. ir M u fW r e r M F r o m C o n * u tn p tIo n . S crofu la , B ron ch it's, a n d G en era l D e b ility w ill try N c o t t 'M K m i i l n l o n o f C o d L iv e r O il w ilh H ypoph osph itcs. th e y w ill fin d im m ed ia te r e lie f and perm an ent ben efit. T h e M e d ic a l P ro fes8ion u n iv ersa lly d e c la re it a rem ed y o f the g rea test value and very palatab le. R* a d : “ I h a v e used S cott’s Em ulsion in s ev era l eases o f | S c ro fu la and D e b ility in Children. Results m ost gra tify in g . M y little pa tien ts take it w ith plea su re."—YV. A . H u l h k k t . M .D ..S a lisb u ry. 111. E x p e r ie n c e keeps a dear sih o o l, bu t fo ols w ill ea rn in no other. i ? ösT p e r f e c t It* superior ttxcellunc«? pruvef m miihunu of homoefoi more »h vn a Quart r of a century It la used by the 1 Unite-l Statt-a Government. Endowed by the heads of , tiic Groat Universities a the Strongest., Purert ami most Healthful i)r Price's Cream Bakiog Powder does net contain A-otuonia, Lime or Al*un. ¡Sold ouly in cans. PRICE B A K IN G P o W D V R < < > NEW YORK. CHICAGO. SAN FRANCISCO. I C U R E FITS! I do not mean merely to stop them for a time and then have them return again. I mean a radical cure. I have made tire disease of kits , k im l k i ^ y or f a l l in g s i t’KNEHH a life-long itudy. I warrant my remedy to cure tho worst cases. Because others hav».- fa ile lis no reason for nut now receiving a cure. Bend at onoe tor a treatise ami a free In title ot my infallible remedy. Give Express anti Post Office. II G. ROOT M. O. 183 Pearl Ht.. New York. O ld T im e H m o ke rw W h o know a Rood ih in « when th e) see it, caiinot. he fooled by a poor im m itation of i he well-know n "Seal o f N orth Carolina" i ’ lujr Cut Tolweeo. O r .S P IN N E Y I A N H O N E S T DOCTOR, finding his patient sufTerinj; from that most common of American maladies— Bilious Dyspepsia, or, in otlier words, from Torpid Liver, associated with indi gestion, advised him to go to the drug store and get Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery the world-famed remedy for such ailments. Golden Medital Discovery acts powerfully upon the Liver, and through that jrreat blood-purifying organ, cleanses the system of all blood-taints ami impuri ties, from whatever cause arising. It is equally efficacious in acting upon the Kidneys, and other excretory organs, cleansing and strengthening them and healing their diseases. As an appetizing restorative tonic, it promotes digestion and nutrition, thereby building up both flesh and strength. It is the only medicine of its class, guaranteed to benefit or cure, in all diseases for which it is recommended, or money paid for it will be promptly refunded. It is univoiHatly admitted that the Hear in m in d th a t the genuine "Sea.T’ small boy who 1ms a penchant for routs you no more th a n the m any trashy Dr. Spinney & Co. N E R V O U Q Debility, Loss o f V igor, Semina bug's, and insects, and reptiles is tho ¡¡/till ruts that some dealers rarry. ^ W O Losses, Weak Memory, Despou See that vou i*ot the S al o f North Caro dency, &c., due toexe'esses or abuse, cured. worst variety of boy. There is ono of lina, Mid you will ainoke no other tobacco. Y O U N G OA P M su ffering from the effects this sort in Atlanta who is an orna ¥ V W n u n f ' C l Of y.mt liin lfollies or indis cretion should ava il them sjlvcs o f onr treatment. ment to his particular order of small A positive cure(guaranteed in every case. Syphilis, Urinary and \ oneroid Piseas. 6 a ll unuatural dis boy. Ho spends his afternoons and charges, prom ptly and safely Cured. all of his spare lime, of which ho Copyright, 188«. l>y W o r l d ' s D i s p e n s a r y M e d i c X l A s s o c i a t i o n , Proprietors. M ID D L E - A C E D M E N ^ f ^ r seems to have a good supply, in Kidney* or Bladder, 1\e«k Back, Nervous Dobllity, W asting o f Sexn..l Strength, etc., cured foraging in the country for bugs and •ed to healthy virfbr. ------ to visit ns TDAT I k * treated | OFFERED for an incurable case o f lizards. Every morning he takes in - by correspondence. Meji( ¡net* an» ■ H m n iiiH B n .ik Catarrh in the Head by ' • W # - 1 . instructions list m et ions t*ent sent by by ma: mail i or express. Consnltatioi the proprietors of DR. SAGE S CATARRH REMEDY. his pockets to school the results of his I roe. Bend 4 cents in stamps for Ihe Young Man * Friend or Guide lo v. edlock. S IM P T O M H O f ( ’.4 T A K H II. Headache, obstruction of nose, discharges last raid. Monday the specimens of falling into throat, somethin« profuse, watery, and acrid, at others, thick, his insectiferous and reptilian life that tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody und putrid : eves weak, ringing in ears, Sw ift's Hpecltlo cured me o f Cancer, which wu- T h e B U Y E R S ’ G U ID E is deafness, difficulty of clearing throat, expectoration o f offensive matter; he can fish up from the depths of his hereditary, fo r my rather died o f Cancer. M y case issued M arch and Sept., breath offensive, smell and taste impaired, and general debility. Only a resisted a ll other treatme t, ill fact Krew w orse all trousers pockets are many and varied the tim e. I left o ff all o ilier remedies, and took each year. I t is an ency few of these symptoms likely to be present at once. Thousands o f cases 8. s. which forced out th«* poison until m y system result in consumption, and end in tin* grave. clopedia o f useful in for and awful to touch and look at. Last B. whs d e a n s *!, when the Gancer healed, not «veil soothing, antiseptic, cleansing, and healing properties. Dr. Sage’s Remedy m ation for all who pur week the teacher took an inventory of leaving a sign. My health nine«* has been excellent. cases. Only 50 cents. Sold by druggists everywhere. chase the luxuries or tho M rs . L a u r a E. D k k o a n . the hugs and boast* found in his pock necessities o f life. W e „ . Donaon, O i , Sept. 2H, ’sa. Send fo r Treaiis.* on Cancer an«! Blood Diseases can olothe you and furnish you w ith 1 ets, or that escaped therefrom and ter mailed fre«. MW 1 F T W P E C IF IC OO., * all the necessary ai*d unnecessary I>raw er », A tlan ta. Ga. rified the other children—and tho __________________ appliances to ride, w alk, dance, sleep, eat, fish, hunt, w ork, go to church, teacher. There were several varieties $75.22 TO 1250.22 tJtoSH i'S : or stay at home, and in various sizes, of beetles, pigeons with broken wings, preferred w ho cau furnish a horse and giv e their styles and quantities. Just figure out | whole tim e to the hualnesa. fhw re moments m ay be English sparrows, butterflies, devil- profitably what is requ ired to do all those things em ployed also. A few vacanclea In towns COMFORTABLY, and you can make a tair horses. slugs, hi ails, earthworms, liz and cities. 1». V. JO HNSON A C o ., 1009 Maiu St., Richmond, V a estimate o f the value o f tho B U Y E R S ’ ards, a snake or two, and an occa > ' B.— Please state age and business experience G U ID E , which w ill be sent upon Sever m ind about sending stamp fo r reply, B . F sional frog, damp and cold. One day J. receipt o f 10 cents to pay postage, A Co. ho slyly opened the flap of his pocket, M O N T G O M E R Y W A RD & CO. 111-114 M ichigan Avenu e, Chicago, 111. and then went on in his hard, reso lute effort to make his teacher believe TO MAKE he was studying. After awhile the •mlth’s Cash Store, 4ia Front 8t.. S. F., Cal. GARMENTS Æ t — A — largest general dealers west of the Mississippi teacher noticed a grasshopper hopping Cuarutttd f s l River. Dr>- Goods, Notions, Hosiery, Under Delicious Biscuit agilely from desk to desk amid tho to u t J l J wear; Wall Paper, Stationery; Blankets, Bed Ask your Grocer for titter and a tee-hoe of tho scholars. A ding; Roots, and Shoes; Canned Goods, Dry b y return mail, chase was begun, when another grass* O W BRAND fu ll descriptive fruits; Wooden, Tin, Crockery, Glass .Grmc.lta circulars of hoppe • was seen, then another, and and Hardware. Meat, Fish, Provisions, Honey, MOOOY S MfW they were everywhere hopping all Gralu, Feed, Groceries, Pure Spices, Seeds, Bo- TAILOR SYSTEM Lbsoiutely Firs. OF CRESS CUTTING over the room and sticking their sharp ant; Drugs, Medecinea; Clocks, Ammunition, A n y la d y o f ordi- i Rubber Gooda, Tents, and qvantltlea of other feet inti» the little girls’ hair, fright nary intelligence goods at lowest prices for Cash only. Send 2 a enn eaMl/ an : | ening them half to death. “ Come •tamp for full list by first mall, and learn how qu ick ly learn to ; hero!” shouted the teacher to the ten to live cheap and well at small cost; 32 years la cut end m a’.o J a n y garm ent, in der lover of insects, as she reached for bastne*. v nstomers In every Connty weal ed a n y style to any j a ferrule, "tiivo me your hand, sir." Ike Rocky Mountains, and many elsewheea measure for lady j -4 o r child. Addrtn* The naturalist held on his hand as if * MOOOY & GO.. he was a nm tv;* to seiei ee. The teach NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS. *__ Cincinnati, 0. er was about to seize it when she caught sight of two gi con eyes that flashed ai her from the boy’s hand and These twin dtót'aBes cause untoM s«ifTerlng. . a sharp forked tongue that seemed to Palnv s o t- r y Compound has iw n a God- M a n u factu red from I'lN K S T SPI STEEL, Doctors admit that they are difficult to cure- ! ”” Dd to me. For th.' past two years I have suf. dart into her face. The boy had a K u fib er Coated. iu * «1 -nt in C overed. f- p-d with neuralffta oi the h. art, doctor after sodo their patten-s. Paine’s I X > IT N D IIY snake coiled around his arm. He was , di.-rorfallinfftoiiire me. I have now taken C< lery compound h:ta per | neatly four bottles ot the o impound, and am G U A R A N T E E D not ferruled and the teacher has not felt ----- MAS UREM ----- manently cured the worst I tree from the romplalnt. t feel vety frratetul \ • IB as. H. Lswts. Central village, Ct. woil since. At.anla Journal. cases of rheumatism and , to you, FOR THE IDT AAT\ ?rg l i J j I f i f I I I M aX»“rt¡£wSW?!£5 . O A B IG S H O W FREE SODA oil SALERATUS. E Y E R -R E A D Y DRESS STAYS, ESTBLISHED AT PORTLAND Curious Coincidence. ----- BY — Seams, |fo poeket> o r N 't iro n * requ ired. CAUTION. that ” E V E R K i v : • N o f ea rn S- av. - • , : ••Waiting to see sonic one?” he asked THE EVER-READY EXTENDERS of a young man who was standing on A re ma«it* o f th** sam e m a te ria l, w ith elastic At the New Rwtiding, cor First and Alder Sis. one of tin* porticoes of the city hah the other day. tenders, and take no other. ••Yes. ’ * " a sre now prepareti to «lo all k in d « >f K lertro H K O f i \ .1 M E T Z N K K \ g e n t « . and Stt-r**«» w ork In first c l « * » style at reM'ouaMe ••Si’ iu I What are you after?” 5.1.1 M a r k e t s t r e e t , * . F . prie«*« Kentern ber. w e ha>«* the o n ly fou ndry ••I'm after a marriage license and o f th i* kind in the Xoethweat. W e miarante- F l R M H i ' I M ' M ! N l *W \ .- \ • •. \I •11 work t- he perfect. **en«l us tria l order. want to see the county clerk.” l F appl ed w t h 1‘ upiis. Appi\ t t »l.''N I .\ l. A G K V Y. 1 M illiter ft.. I <*••.» • V ••And I’ m after a divorce and want to see a lawyer. 8 oj, it’ * a curious co C om plete P r i n t e r * ' W a r r h o u t r , w l o W * a dn.> . ra ;m * » • it . li a Q > R M Portland, Oregon. incidence, ain’ t it? loot’ s go ami take w e v ^ ;ite M r *-w » t e r M a fr l) K « in a drink.” — Detroit Free Proas* N. r. H T No. M A I . N. U. Ma M i H o l d e r < a .. H o i h . M i r l ) . P A LM E R & REY, PALMER Ac REY, . RHEUMATISM and neuralgia—so say those w ho have usasi it. •• Having been trouble*! with rheumatism at the knee and foot for five years, i w.is almost unable to get around, and was ven often confined to my bed for w*-eks at a rime. 1 used only one bot tle of Paine’s celery com pound. and was perfectly cured. I can now jump around, and feel as Urely a b»jy.** F i u m i C aroli . Eureka. Nevada. Sii for |s so. Druggists, testimonial paper free. Wxus. Rica arhsow go o .Prop«..Burlington vt. dia mo so ores NEURALGIA Paine’s Celery Compound •I have been greatly afflicted with acute rhcumatLsm. and could find no roller until r »is»*d p lines <viery Compound. After uslnf* six bottles o f this medicine I am now cured of rheumatic trouble*" SAMriL IlrTCHWsoj». f*o. Cornish. N. H. E ffe c ts L a s t i n g C u res. Paine s O lery O onpoad has performed many other euros as marvelous as these.—copies of letters sent to any addro«. Pleasant to take, does not disturb, but aid« dSgvatJon. and entire ly vegetable; a child can take it. What's the use of «uttering longer with rheumatism or neuralgia* I **• **“2% ?