1 Don COTT emta ugget VAU1 1IKCNUY. lubllilitr, Mjr boy, don't rock the boat. It Is cnjilcr to make records and wills 41. 1... fl l ... 1 I. . ' 4 ' lUIIII.lt VJgj Mnny n man nets himself un a liero Ireenuso lio lms no vnlct American will carry otTjwtthiblmwhert.; ercti ror sale. s live Imve 6j An Jo lecture bureau managers erted Colonel Agulnnldo. hnmtcur Is a person who tins en tersltho flrst stage of Ignorance. i Mftty MucLiino snys she has decided that She Is not a genius. Now maylm nlio is one, after all. Qlre a boy his choice of presents and he'll jnke the ouo that turns out the most Siolso. Along with tlio nonappearance of Mr. I$llon's storage battery Is the tw minute: trotter. Thoro.- seems to be. m widespread movoment iimong llrltlsh statesmen to fys the boys a chance. , Gold-brick purchasers, nre.boru often onough to keep tlio manufacturers from 'going out of business. , i i. ,, If every man wanted to do what the world wnnts him to tlio whole thing would bo greatly simplified, I Kxpcrlcnco teaches. No bby who has held a cannon cracker 'In his hand till It exploded ever repeats the perform mice, ThcjGovcrngr of Yucatan reports that Ills country has neither a war nor reyClutlon'on hand: Well -by gum! Another miracle. Jano Toppan, the Massachusetts ruur- ucregs, uecuircs uini Flic wisues lo.oe known as the greatest criminal thst cvcrjllved. Did Jane ever hear of Lucretla Horgla? Jaffa i Japan has made a greater npproprl ntlonj for her exhibit nt ,the St -Louis Worfl'8Fnlr tbnii was uiafle-by 'any onoBf tho United States, which Is an other slgn-of "Japan's- progrcsslreness. Professor Small must not be too hard on tge sons of the rich. In bis lecture at the Chicago University on "Itents and I Interest"' be denbrtneed wealthy youn meu.wlioleau.Uaek -In .their .sea green automobiles and lire on the In tcrefi of their fortunes. It Is not to be (fcii led that tiro young man might spend his time and money to better ad vanSge.Put.It flC.sap PJLtH.S-rtfh lnanntill prefers his sea-green autouio mlleffwlib shall say that ho Is doing nothing for the community? He Is dis pensing ms money m a legitimate way Instead of coruerlngother people's prlv llegesTilenay'wItnTiold:fr61n the poor. but jn his way he lsglvlng activity to GusTness and employment to "holiest labor, lie may come to grief by squan dering his millions, bur that Is his own nmfior. The community cannot suf fcrby a spendthrift as It call anVdoes suffer from the miser nud the "monopo list? ProfegsorSmall must give the rlcjl youngrrian some credit 'of belief fltlng the community, even when the youth Is sitting In his sea-green auto mobile and merely enjoying the landscape. Albert Audet was recently In Jail In Chicago for house breaking. The state ment brings up a uienta) picture of a lowbrowed character with furtive manner and restless eyes. Hut Albert Audet who robbed boarding houses Is notthat kind of a man. Albert dress es In the modo and when arrested, eight coqTplete suits, none of which' cust less than ?G0, were found In his trunk. He ls'fl line-look Inpr,' soft speaking young gent with marks of"blrtb and breed msfV!ll H W weU educated, ,. lied uoius a uipioma ror bachelor of arts In a Montrcnrnnln!rsItyanais ttBradn ato of a medical college. Maurice Grnu paid hlui good money also for the use of his voIce.Up.ftH'sJntbe opening cast of "J'lorodora." What link did Fate neglect vjha it firged .tlie'chaln of this gentlemanly burglar's make up?' lllrthr-brcedlng,- bearing, refine ment physical and mental glffs but somewhere tliero was a . weak spot uere it is: ms pnncrpal cotuplalut, after confessing to his crimes, was mat no couldn't lie down on his wood en Jail bench without wrinkling his ciotiiesi vanity, it has been pointed out again and again that ostentation una shallow pride In her clothes has ruined many a girl, nut It Is also true, though less remarked, that conceit In raiment has spoiled many n boy. The youth who thinks more of Jils clothe iuuu uu uuuh m ins cuaracter is In an: ever .offered 7 .. t V" YoUncf mnn if vntl wonT , tnnAM.1 In life, bewnro of sflMndiiTCcncvTdiat; viWIs the bane of modern times. Your forlicnrs succeeded becnuso they exer cised tho virtues of sclf-rcslrnint nnd self-sacrifice. Thoso virtues sound strangely In your ears. You have little conception of what they mean. In your grandfather's youth thero wero no beating and cooking stoves, to say nothing, of gas ranges. Your grand mother cooked tho menls at tho tire placo w in n Dutch oven. There ivoro no kerosene lauips, no railroads, no telegraphs, no telephones, rhe clvlll- tatlon of thoso times was not rich In Invention, but It was rich In men and women. There wero few luxuries In thoso early times nnd llttlo temptation to self-indulgence. I.lfo Is mado easy for you In one sense and hard for you In another. MnstCry of self is moro difficult now than It was fifty years ago. There are- less difficulties to over como nnd moro temptations In tho way. And If you nro not careful of your opportunities tho children of other lands will outrun you. It Is tho children of the foreigners who nro do ing tfie henvy'work of tho land and In so doing they are building up tho pbys lent, mental and moral flbro that you lack. Dou't make, fun of tho Immi grant He comes of a largo family nnd Is glmpy. The roan who ccts tho largest salary In this country Is named fecnwau. your greatest enemy Is a uisposmon to self-indulgence, self-ln. diligence tn drink, or passion or social dissipation. If you nro to run your race witn patience and polso you must deny yourself. Sounds strange? It Is true. CjtDGjD' . r fc 'i b&r:t tatle$ $ ;rhe last official act of Judco Andrew Ellison, who died In St Louis recently, and who for twenty-two years was a circuit juuge at Macon. Mo., was to re- ruse a decree for'a divorce." When tho divorce proceedings caiue uo for trial tho Judge waved aside the lawyers and took the-caso himself. He asked a few questions and read numerous letters written by the parties to each other. Then he said to the litigants: I suppose that you bavo both been hasty at times, but you have three lit tle children, who are not responsible for these troubles. The law of both God and man says It Is your duty to rear these children, and In the face of tho fact that you both come from good people and have good hearts, I will not be. an Instrument tho last act of , my official life wilt not result In the severance of two young people and In the making of orphans' of three little children. I will not do It" It was Just before Christmas. The Judge, an other "Daniel coma to Judgment," pleaded with the couple to return homo together and to-day they are living in harmony. Unhappily for society-, few Judges will thus exert themselves for the reconciliation of man and wife. They forgeflbat It Is the aim of tho law to reform, to pacify and to concil iate. In fulfilling the letter, of the law they forget tho spirit of It Moreover, this Judge knew all the stops of tho human '- organism. He- knew what heart strings to touch. The weakness of the belligerent husband and wife was the children. Three little children three tender ties between husband and Ife that Hatred could not disentangle. These could pever be "his children" nor "her children." Always and for ever they would be "our children." The little orfesbaddone no ; wrong. 1, Uf BUUUIU UJl-J UC UlitUUlll HUU UU- mlllated and made forever sore of bcart? That was, the tender spot and the Judge touched It deftly. Because Is the best thing left to us from 'aradlse the borne lives always In the badow of Its' foes. The devil wonld have only man and wife inside Its alls. Hut God, knowing Its needs, sends children. The Living Church quotes this ex tract from n Connecticut woman s dinrv. dated 17M: "We had roast pork for dinner, nnd Dr. S., .who cnrvrds held up a rib on tils fork, nnd said: 'Here, ladles. Is what Mother Kve was made of.' 'Yes,' said Sister Tatty, IfitA UV frrfm Very much the samo kind of critter.' " ' General Horaco Torter, tho American minister to France, says that when he departed for his post live years ago, his parting words to Mark Twain, as ho was about to board the steamer for tho other side, were: 'Mark, may the Lord be with you." "Yes," the humorist re plied, with a slight cough, "and I hope He nmy occasionally find a leisure mo ment to pay some attention to you nlso." An unlettered Irishman applied to the Philadelphia Court of Naturalliatlon the other 'day, when ho was asked: "Have you read the Declaration of In" depondencor "No. sir," was tho re ply. "Unve you rend the Constitution of the United States?" "No, sir." Have you read tho history of the United States?" "No, sir." he repeated. "No," exclaimed the Judgo In disgust; "well, what have you rend?" "01 have, red hair on mo head, your honor," was; the Innocent reply. 1 In n series of sketches, entitled "Lights nnd Shadows In a Hospital," Mrs. Terton tells of n melancholy man, depressed with rheumatism, lu her cot tago hospital, whom slio wanted to cheer by reading. Ordinary hospital. literature was no good. At last, said the uursei "I shall read him 'Three Men lu a Itoat,' and If that doosu't amuse him, I shall give him up as hope less." So she read, till Anally "a re luctant smile trame overlits face, nnd he said, with slow satisfaction: 'I do think they bo three rum 'uns.'" That was the turning point In his Illness. Ho recovered completely, and left tho hospital a bright and cheerful uin. It Is said that Senator Jones, of Ar kansas, dropped Into Mr. -Hoar's. r6ri- mlttee-room to see Whattne1! census, 0.8 per ccht of all tho opera tlvys of silk mills lu this country wero children, while In 1000 thh number of youthful workers had diminished to' U.Hjper cent. Tho decrease took pine between 1870 and 1SW. Since tho la ter year thero has been a slight I crease. New Jrrsey shows tho grout cut falling off of child employes, having dropped rroin bb.i per cent to n per cent, in contrast to this, the propor tion of child operatives tn . I'eniuiy' vait'a hai grown greater during th entire period, reports tho New York Tribune. America Is second to France In tl annual value of Its silk production. I 1P00 70 per cent of the silk ustjd In thl country was manufactured here n Increase of f7 per cent slneo ISiK) ami of 15 per cent since 1S00. America now produces S5 per cent of the silk ribbons annually sold hero. The cood now principally -Imported from Uurono nre mgii-ciass novelties, hand-made. silk velvets nnd haud-mado silk bice which aro not produced hero to any np preciauto extent, out which will, with out doubt, bo made In duu time, Habutal and Knlka silks, which, by mason of their extreme lightness weignt, nre so popular ror summer wear, como from Japan. In 1000 th valuo of tho Imports of silk maunfnt- tures was fJd,tK)3,tHt); of tho domes tic product. ?107.2S,'.S. There Is very little competition from abroad with domestic manufactures o sewing silk nnd machine twist. In fact, tho United States product Is mil versally acknowledged as superior In linnsli of purity nnd dyo to Hint of nny othcr country, because only.the best Japan nnd China filatures, dyed tin weighted, aro used. It Is noteworthy that nt the I'arla exposition of llkX) the grand prlx d'lumncur, tho hlghes uwnrd given, was nwarded to an Amer ican exhibitor of this class of silks. Moro raw silk Is sold annually In New York than Is consumed In France, which Is tho largest raw-silk eonsuni tig country of Kurope. As to thu sell lug valuo of tho product, tho United States ranks second, being surpassed by France, which still dominates, without serious competition, tho world's markets In church ornnments nnd chasubles nud l'arlslau specialties representing tho supremacy of I'nrN fashions for women's wear. Mnny of theso are made on hand looms, the m.. Ronnfnr lmol, f finrortS n,,fiJU'nnes require" iiiuereni lll . , i cSHi,,1iil'wnis and styles being so limited that vis' act In pardoning n negn EYE OF A HOUSE fLY. Tho London Times asks If nothing canbedone-to-stop the -continuous wholesale exportation of rare and early printed books nrij' Illuminated manu scripts to the United States. If some thlf g is not dono speedily all the treas ury rc'fcrredjlo with the exception of tboso In public libraries will be shipped across tho Atlantic. Whoever wjsbes to lee the 'best collection of the handi work of tho .first English printer will liaye to visit the United States, It Is difficult to see what can be done ex ceqt for Englishmen to outbid Ameri cans when raro books come oq the market. In Italy (here are laws which forbid the sale lo foreigners by the Iti)ans who own them of certain classes of paintings and, statues, En gland Is not ready foF Bbclf legislation, wljlch would be looked on as nn Inva sion ofdrlvflte,-fights. Of course, If Englishmen were so patriotic as to ac-ceprit-lower offer- from a-counrryman- 'quuiJJJiiPitDalBUnatiscriDt.Jiij)rder. tliut It might remain in England thero -would be no occs;lpq for complaints like those of the Times, b'ut becnuso of hja love of art nnd antiquity tlio. American manes tue higher uia and the Kngllsh owner, because of his commer cial Instlnpts, nccepts It. The Times tubjlit land In the organization of a na tional dofensc fund for the purchase t( raroboobs am) manuscripts whlfli Here U a microscopic photograph of the eyes of 3 common bouse Uy. The microscope, brings out many things which are unseen by the natural, eje! The fly has large eyes, nnd a number of eyes In one eye, which make him hard to catch. This picture not only buuwb uie vyro, uui iuo ueuu as wen, enlarged many thousand times Its nat ural "slxS - lion that he go to Massa I accept tho goven state, noar Is r; plied; "while the upon as a criminal, It jJWis that Gov crnor Davis regarded him as a lit sub ject for Arkansas. Hut when he found that the negro was Innocent and ca pable of good citizenship, he was di rected to go to Massachusetts, where wo have only good citizens. Please convey to the governor my thanks for bis compliment to Massachusetts.' Senator-Perkins says that once when he was a sailor, a tremendous storm came up, and It looked as If tho vessel were doomed to" go under. In the midst of tho excitement a minister, who wn one of the passengers,, asked the cap tain, tf he could have prayers. "Oh, never mind about the -prayers," said the captain; "the men are swearing too hard to stop for prayers, and as long as you hear them swearing," added the captain, "there Is no danger." The minister went back to ht enhln. A lit. Jle while later, when the storm grew "worse, the preacher went on deck to see what the sailors were, doing. Then he went back to his wife. "Thank God! be said, fervently, "those men nro si ill swearing." iclr production In tho United States IV tn Wfif lwAt,t t.-i.n I ., v .,.ttlil nnt I,., ,JXJ "I...." jTlirofituble. M'KINLEY'S DOCTORS Tlio Kaiser Aa0'nisIie.iL Philadelphia has been delighted with a story about a prominent citizen of hefs whose name IsfflJTe'lljr known In connection with tho' dry goods trade. During an expedition to Norway the German Emperor visited a. Bblp of the Hamburg-American line, aboard which was John Wanamaker. lie was pre sented to the Kaiser and nt once grasp ed the Imperial hand, exclaiming: "I 4m. glad, to meet such", an enterprising young man; that Is Just the sort of thing we admire In America." The un conventional greeting seemed greatly u piease, me imperor. Not Knjoyable. "Delighted to see youj , How41d ypu enjoy your visit to tho ItJvlera'?" "Oh not vory mucb.rbero -wasn't -n soul- where 1 was staying except Intimate Mbbe4 tha Umpire. First Collego Girl I Hear yon clrls mobbed the umpire nt the class I'll rn 0 ) Second wCollego ftlrl OfesriwBcalied uer "a mean 01a tuiug," nnd told hor slio waw " perfectly horrid.' '"Puelt 1 Ilnre Never Hendered Any 1I1IU for Their Service. , Not one of the seven local doctors who performed services in connection with the McKluiey tragedy in this city last Jcnr, says a IlulTalo correspondent of tuo Jew orU Tribune, has received pny compensation . thus far. Neither has any of them any official or direct .knowledge that be will get any com -pensatlou. Notwithstanding statements lo the contrary, none of the physicians crer submitted bills for services, nnd the entire subject of compensation was left wholly to the Government. In tho long time that has elapsed no Govern ment official has ever consulted any of the doctors on the matter. The local physicians who were In personal attcn dance upon the President, or who were called Into consultation In the case, were Dry. Mnjthew D. Mann. Herman .11 niier, uiianor u. scocKion, itosweii Park and Eugene Wasdln, the latter being In the United States Marine Hos pltal service. Drs. Henry It. Qnyjord and Herman G, Matslnger performed tho autopsy, assisted by some of the doctors named. Nono of the local physicians who at tended President McKlnley or who performed the autopsy have received any compensation," declared Dr. Mnnn this afternoon. "Neither has any -of them been consulted In any way 011 the ubject It w;is agreed when the qdes- tlou or compensation was first agi tated that no bills should be submitted, and the agreement was observed. Tho doctors simply permitted the Govcrn- tmcnt to follow Its owu course. In con sequence none or us know officially what has been dono or what will be 'done. All we know Is that an Item of $45,000 was put In the emergency bill. That Information was jlerlved from the newspapers; In fact all that wo know about the entire matter from the time ourervlce wero performed unfll now has been' learned through' tbo newspa pers." "Has any arrangement been. made, to divide the compensation If It Is al io weil?" "Nono whatever. Wo assume that, If the Government allows any money. the Government will arrange the ap portionment nmong the physicians. As understand It, Dr. Wasdln, because he Is In the Government service, will not bo Included In this division. Wo are leaving evcrjtlilng-to the Govern ments , ' - ' H SILK MANUFACTURE. . It la easier to break a promise than It Is to' fracture the crust of the averacs otherwise Mr. Morgan or some othcr'j boarding bouse pastry. France First, Uiltcd Btate Bccomt In valu of Product. With the prominence that Is being given In many quarters to the sub ject of child labor It 'is Interesting to note Ihiit lu 1870, according to tho last A Question nf Conscience. "Some folks," said the store clerk, "are too honest Now I've bad some body come in to me when the loss wn standing by, somebody that had bought something of mo the day before, and baud over two cents and say: "You gave me two cents too much change yesterday, nnd I've brought It back.' "He couldn't rest, you see. that man. until he'd got that two cents off his conscience nnd returned It. Hut In getting rid of that load himself he sim ply shifted It onto me. Here's the boss stnndlng by when that two cents Is returned; and the boss says to himself, with his eye on me: "'IIiuI If you make n mistake of two cents, you'd make one of two dol lars;' and so you see, that super-lion-est man's return of that two ccuts'mny do me n'lot of hnrni. The meaning of which Is, If I can make myself clear, that we dou't want to be too blamed honest A man can be too honest and worry himself over trifles that he ought not to bother over. 'I should say that If the honest man must bring two cents back let him turn It In some time when the boss wasn't 'round." New York Sun. HdUon's (julok Iteparteo. There Is n simrkllng, even dazzling. quality In HdUon's repartee, which H usually a surprise to strangers. People generally approach the heavy, self-con-tnlned looking figure expecting replies of ponderous technical Importance; hence their surprise. The wizard was approached the other day by an enterprising llghtnlng-rod agent anxious for somo word of praise for his wares .from tho great man. Edi son wns no'n-comfnlttfll. -'' Well," said tho llghtnlng-rod man at last, "do you approve of lightning-rods, nnyway?"- -: ' ti' ' "It depends upon tho building," said Edison. 1 1 : ' ' TV OTUUTini OviHiiLL 1 . BY A. CONAN DOYLE. CHAPTIUlt IV. 1 snld pointing to n narrmv slit In tho U was 1 o'clock when wo left 3 i,111" f , 1onl-ciitorca brick. "You'll Lnurlston Gardens. Sherlock Holmes n"'' Jf0, ,p" J J , 1 ,:lltn led 1110 tn tho nonro.1 udoBrnnh niiieo. i . Audley Court was not nn nttritctlvo when hn dlsimtrl.,! t.d..ernm . oi'nmy. Tho narrow pnssnRo lou us Ho then hulled n enb nnd ordorod I ho drlvor to take Uh to tho address given us ny i.estrnito. "There's liolhlnir llkn flrst-hnnd or! dencq," ho remnrked; "lis a matter of met, my mind Is cnt Ire v mndn tin nit on tho case, but still wo may as widl icnrn nil unit is to bo learned." ion amnio me. Holmes." sad I, "Surely you nro not as Biiro as you pro tend to bo of nil thoso particulars which you gave." lhero Is no room for m stake, ho nnsworod, "Tho very first thing which I observed on lurking thoro was that cab had mado two ruts with Its wheels closo to tho curb. Now, up to last night wo hnvo bad no rain focn week, so that thoso wheols. which left such n deep impression, must hnvo been mado thoro durlnc tho nlcht. There wero the marks of tho horse's hoofs, loo, tho outline of 0110 of which was far moro clearly cut than thnt of tho other three, showing thnt thoro wns n now shoe. Hlnco tho cab was there nfter tho rnln hegnn, nnd wns not there nt any tlmo during tho morn ing t bavo Gregson's word for that It follows that It must hnvo been there during tho night, nnd. therefore, that it brought thoso two Individuals to tho house." "Thnt scorns slmplo enough," said I; hut bow nbout tho other man's hcUht?" Why. tho height of n man, In nlno eases out of ten enn bo told from tho length of his strlda. It Is n slmplo cnl- ulatlou enough, though there Is no uso my boring you with figures. I this fellow's stride, both nn tlm clay outside and tho dust within. Then I had n way of checking my cnlcu'n- tlons. When n man writes on n wall. his Instinct leads him to wrtto nbout tin? lovel of his own eyes. Now, that writing wns Just over six feet from tho ground. It was child's play." And his ago?" I naked. Well. If n mnn can stride four nnd a half feet without the smallest effort bo can't bo qulto In tho sero nnd yel low. That was tho breadth of a nud die on tho garden walk which ho had evidently walked across. Patent loather boots had gone around nnd square toes had hopped ovor. Thoro is nn mystory nbout It at all. I n simply nppyllng to ordlnnry life a fow thoso precepts of observation nn deduction which I ndvocnted In thnt srtlcle. Is thero anytblng elsa that nusrlps you? "Tho finger nnlls and tho Trlchlnnn- ly." I suggostcd. "Tho writing on tho wall wan dono with a mans forefinger dinned I blood. My glass nllowcd mo to ob serve that tho plaster was allslitly scratched In doing It, which would not hnvo been tho enso If tho mnn's nail hnd boon trlmmod. I gathered up somo scattered ash from tho floor. It was dark In color nnd flaky such nn ash as Is oily mado by n Trlchononoly, nnvo mono a speriai study or clear i-hos In fact. I hnvo written n mono- vnnh upon tho subject. I flatter my- stir that I can distinguish nt a glanco tho ash of any known brnnd of clear or of tobacco. It Is In Just such de tails that the skilled detective differs from tho Oregson and Lestrndo typo.' "Anil tho norld facoT ' I asked. "Ah. that was n moro daring shot though I hnvo no -doubt that I wns right. You must nnt nsk mo that nt tho present state of tho affair." I passed my hand over my brow, "My head Is In n whirl." I remarked the more ono thinks of It, tho moro ysterious 11 grows, now camo these two men If thero wore two mon In to nn empty houso? What has becomo of the cabman who drove them? How could ono man compel another to tako poison? Whom did tho blood como from? What was tho object of tho murdnror. slnco robbery had no part In It? How como tho woman's ring thero7 Aboro nil. why should tho sec ond man wrlto up tho Gcrmnn word Itacho before decamping? I confess that I cannot seo any posslblo way of I'concIIlng on these, facts," fliyi companion nmiicii npnrovingiy. "You 'sum up tho difficulties of tho Ituatlon succinctly nnd well, ho said Thero Is much that Is still obscure tnough I bavo qulto mnde.np my mind on tno mnin raris, as to poor I.e strodos disovory. It was simply blind intended to put tho pollco upon Into 11 qundrnnr.lo paved with (Inns nnd ngs. Hut .Is It any good In any caso? ft wrong track; by suggesting social Would vou advlso their use on ' 'sm nna secret societies, at was churches, forbistance?" vuntured the P.01 nono .? . merman. ino A , ' ilf you noticed, was printed somo- WTcTnied-Edrara "they might bo of uso on churches, in tho Latin character, so that wo may It docs look.as though Providence wero .safely, say that this was not written by n hit nlnAnhmtnitr,,! nt tlmua "..f tnt.,'tt'vnnn lint liv n rdtimnv tmltntnr xvhn Journal. overdid his part. It was simply ruso, 10 divert inquiry into a wrong channel. I m not going to tell vou lo King of IJnt". Uats proclaim their nfoifnrch' bn ac 'TOich moreof tho case, doctor. You . .'. . . v: . . .! know nconlurer cots no credit wh.m once ho has oxplnlncd his trick, and If I show you too much of my method of,worklng you will como to tho con clusion that I amVory ordlnnry lndl- 1 nil ,11' ' "I shall novor do that," I answered; "you liavQ brnuRht detection as near nn oxaci 'science as 11 over win no lipmivlit In thin wnrt1 " -. monster steps-put and sniffs ithe air, , mr comnnnlon flifshedun wit'li bloas- Ho grates his teeth "wlckodlyVdnrlng 'uroSit my words hnd tho earnest way any rival to come and try his luck; and, If none offers, bo Is thenceforth given tho lead In all matters. If a house Is unsafe or n ship unfit for sen. countof his gray hairs he Is always nn nnclent nnd wise-headed warrior. He lights his way to tho '.front; buflt Is not only that that glvos him tho thrdne It Is his cunnlrig. The rat tribe cele brates his coronation In an almost hu man way. The whole trios' of the' houso or granary, gathers, and the big tho king It-Is who leads the'trlbo awuy In which I uttorcd them I hnd nl .roady observed that ho was as sensl- Uvo to flattery on tbo score of his nrt as any girl could bo of hor beauty. "I'll tell you onoothor thing," ho said.- 'Patent-leathers -nnd Square in time; anji ms sui)jcc,is never moiest tocsicjimo In the .same; , cab and thoy him whe'ho helps himself to the pick wnllcoil,dowji tho pathway tbgtftjior ns of tho foodUpr tho best nesting place, frlondly as posslble-ariri In' arm, In and his family enjoys ''tho same 'dls- nil probability. When, they golflnsldo Unction, 1 tny walked up nnd down tho room 1 or rniner, i-aioni-ieiHiiura sioou sun, Jlow Ho Celebrated. whllo Bquaro-toos walked up and A.in fnnhi nf tha rivlrnflwni-inir down. I could read all that, in! ilia strength.of the human desire to, make u.m cumu .--"u wi, no ' !,,. ,i,i iiL'ni ' wn kod. ho grew moro nnd moro. ,er- a nolso somehow during times of re- c,tC(J Thatj Bh6 , th0 ,ncr6"Mcd Jolclng i story Is told In London of a ,fcngth of hIs BtrJ(cSi Uo wns tn,kne commonly sane and sober citizen who, n ti,0 whllo, and working himself up, upon hearing of tho recent declaration r.o doubt, Into a fury. Then tho trng- of peaco fti South Africa, went Outsldo fldy occurred. I'vo told you nil I know his house ami violently rang his own nysoir, now ror tno rest is moro sur- doqr bell outH ho .felt calmer, Perfumes Known of Old, Tho records left by the I'hoiilclaiiH, Assyrians and- ancient Pcrslnns dhow that qmongyill thoso nations tjio uso of perf lulics wns very cominoh. 1 Somo people think things thoy don't say, and others say things they dou't think. mlse and conjocturo. Wo hnvo a good working basis, howevor, on which to start. Wo miiBt bury up, for I want to go to Hallo's concert to hoar Nor man Noruda this afternoon," This conversation had occurred whllo our cab had boon threading It wuy inrougn u long succession or dingy streets nnd dreary by-wnys. In tho dingiest nnd drearlcsf of them our drlvor suddenly enme to n stand, wat's Audloy Court In thoro," hoi lined by sordid dwelll Wo picked our wny aiming groups of dirty children nnd through lines of dis colored linen until wn mine to No. 411. tho door of whluh was decorated wUU 11 small slip of brans, on wlifeh tho nniuo Ilnnco was engraved. On Inquiry wn found thnt tho Con-Mnble- wan In bed, nnd wo wero shown Into n llttlo front parlor to await his coming. Uo appeared presently, looking n lit tl Irrltntilo at blug disturbed In his slumbers. I mado my report nt tho office." b snld. Holmes took n halt sovcrolcn from his pocket, nnd played with It pen- fclvoly. "Wo thought Hint wo should llko to hear It all from your own Una." ho snld. I shall Im most happy lo tell vou anything 1 can," tho ronstnhla nn- sworod, with his eyes upon tho llttlo golden disk. "Just let us hear It all In your own wny, ns It occurred." - Itnnce sat down nn tho horsehair rofn nnd knitted his brows, ns though determined not to omit anything In bis narrative." HI tell It yo from tho beginning." ho said. "My tlmo Is from olcht at night to six In thn morning. At eleven thero wns n fight nt the White Hait: but. bnr thnt. all was quiet niinugh on tho lxnt. At ono o'rlork It bnsnn to tnln. and I met. Harry Murrlier hlni who has tho Ilollnnd Orovo bont nnd wo stood together nt the corner of Henrietta street a-talkln'. Presently mnylio nbout two, or n llttlw aflr I thoiirht I would take n look round nud soo that all was right down I lie Ilil ton road. It wns precious dirty and lonely. Not a soul did I meet nil tho wny down though n enb or two wont past me. I was a-strollln down, thlnkln' between ourselves how un common handy n four of kIii hot would be, when suddenly n glint of lljht rnught my eye In tho window of that some house. Nqw, I know thnt them two houses In Lnurlston Garden was empty on account of him that owns them, who wont have the drains sod to, though the very last tenant thnt IIvpiI In ono o them died n" tynlinht fever. 'I was knocked all In n heap, therefore, nt seeing a light In the win dow, nnd I susnerted ns something was wrong. When wo Rot to tho door- " "You stopped and then wnlkod bark to tho garden gate." my companion In terrupted. "What did you do thnt for?" ltancn gavo n violent Jump nnd stared at Sherlock Holmes with the ut most nmnzemcnt upon his features. Why. that's true, sir." ho said. "though -how you como to know It. Henvcn only knows! You seo. when I got up to thn door. It wns so still and so lonesome that I thought I'd bo nono tbo worse for somo ono with mo. I nln't nfearod of nothing on this shin o' the grave; but I thoimht maybe It was him that died n' typhoid Inspect ing tho drains what killed him. The thoucht gave me a kind o' turn, and I wnlkod back to tho gate to see If I could seo Murcher's lantern, but there wasn't no sign of him nor nny ono 0IS07 Thoro wns no ono In tho strcot?" Not n llvln' soul, sir, nor ns much an a dog. Then I pulled myself to gether and went back and pushed thn door open. All was quiet inside, so I wont Into the room whore tho light was a-burnln'. There was n candle fllckcrln' on tha mantel-piece 11 rod wax ono and by Its light I saw " Yes, I know all thnt you saw. Ynu walked round tho room several limes tjltiw of thlH' mystery-, and whom wo Iro socking. Thoro Is no uso tit nrgll- lhi( nbout It nowj I loll you Hint It Is iij v;oiiio 111011K, uiivinr, v . obviously unconifoi table. "Tho blundering fool I" Holmes snld bitterly, ns wn drove bnck to our lodg ings, "Just to think of his having such nn liicntnpanihlo bit of good luck, nnd not taking advantage of It." "I am rather In, tho dark still. Il ls' (run that tlio description of this mint tallies with your Ideii of thn serond party In tills mystory. Hut why should ho ronio haclc to thn houso nfter leav ing It? Thnt It not (hu wny of crimi nals." "Tho ring, man tho ring I Thnt wns whnt lincnine- hack for. If wo hnvo nn nl her wny of catching him wu rnu nl ways bait our linn with tho ring. I Hi 1 it 1 1 hnvo him, doctor I'll lay ynu two to ono that. I hnvo him, I must thnuk ynu for It nil, I mlMht not hnvo gnnn but for you, ami so hnvo missed tho finest study I ever eamo across; 11 r.tudy In sen r let, eh? Why shouldn't wo uso n llttlo nrt Jargon? Thore's tho scarlet thread of murder running through tho colorless skelu of life, and our duty Is to unravel It nnd Isolate It, find expose every Inch of It. And now for lunch, and then for Norman Nnruda. Her attack and hor howlng nro splen did. What's that Utile thing of Chop in's shn plays so mnKUllleontly; 'l'ra-ln-Inllrii-llra-lay?" Loaning back In tho end, this nmn Icur bloodhound caroled a wny llkn n 1-lrk. whllo I modltiiti'd upon tho mnny- stdodiivsa of tho human mint). STRANDED IN THE DESERT. fully Cqulppid Sttamtr Itiiti nn Stndi Nor. dtrlnj tin Colorado Hlvir, Thero ilouj not siohii' to Im mileli uso for a ship lu thn desert nmn try nl Cal ifornia, wlilih IxirdcM 011 tlm Colorado rlvor, yet travelers in that region may seo tliurn n veritably "ohlp nt the des ert." l-'nr (rum any body nl water en piihlouf lliNitliiguviiiin iiiiid-((in',may Iki found 11 big stern-wheel Memoir, nrcus. tinned to ply up and iIiimii tho rhnr, currying pniwnpi'r ami freight. Bhit Inn Ix-en lying there since Inst (Septem ber, Mrnndeil high and dry mi tlm Minds a m 1 1 0 and n hslf from tlio strenin's prorcnt coiirio. This strniigo condition of affairs lias como aUuit clitily denture tlm Colo rado, a mighty stream, but 0110 of tho most tienclieroiiM of rtrert, rboto to cut a now channel fur lUnlf early lu tbo full without iiotlcn or naming. Onu night laid f-'opliunliT tho Alvlsn tied up to tho shorn n couple of miles alsivu NewlliH, awaiting tolot:raplilo orders. HI10 was loaded with mn'ii yers ami supplies, nnd ns travel Is wiiiiollniM leisurely pun-nod mi tlm Colorado, all bands turned In for n good lilghl's sleep, lietweeu ; sud -I o'clock, t'ai tsln I'iiIhhiii whs oroimsl by Indians, who wnrno-1 him that for some ion Fon tlm river wns fsllliig rap idly, ami. ndl'(sl dim to pull out Into midstream as quickly ns pnclhlo. This thn captain tried to do, but tho water had already gono 1I0A11 rn low thnt bis pruw stuck fnit In tlio mini when ho got up rtcnm mid tiled to turn thu puddle whccU nnd move out Into iinvlifnblo water. Ami there hu lias stuck out since, licmmiiig rtsigniil to Ills situation perforco sud lioifully nwiiitlng the II'mbI wntsr that mines down at tlm tlimvi of tlio melting of thu Colorado and Wyoming snorts. H Tilings Tti.it r,1:ty jj It Is wild tluit tlm Hint Hint tonus tho substratum of London Is nothing but petrified riotiges. An iixiiiiiliistloii ot the fi-snil songu shows Its etrilcture. Foveial Krugor Hoierulgns, tho Inst Issued by tlm ox-prcshlent of tbo Trims vunl, and struck in bis train near Ma ' ohndndorp lu 1800, aro now on view lu IjiuaaniH). wuiKou rounn ino room soverai limes, i,,. Plillli, Br.,,.n 1.,,. ....1 . and you knelt down by tho body, and ,.., ' ! '!.!," T',n" T ,n Kl"? then you walked through and tried tho :' """ f, '' ' '""T1''. ' luipi'rlal kitchen door, and then " I'.dward." Iwintlfully llluinliiiited 011 vciiuin in niiiiiU InHiloii and i ncloteil lu n gold-mciintoil morocco cni-e. Tbo rtiituo ol tho lain Goveinor llos well P, Flower Is to Imi nilvellod lu Watortuwn, N. V., on Labor riny, Kept. 1. Tlm ftatutd Is tlm work of Ht. Gnu. lions, ono of tbo world's most famous sculptors. John Itnnce sprang to his feet with 1 frightened faco and suspicion In his oyos. "Whore was you hid to seo all that?" ho cried. "It sooms to mo thnt you know a denl more than you UUUIII, noimes iniigiiod and thr.ow bis enrd across thn tnbto to tho constablo, "Don't get arresting mo for tho mur. dor," ho wild, "I am ono of tho hounds, nnd not tho wolf; Mr. Grngson or Mr. Lestrndo win answer rur thnt. (In on, thmich. What did you do nntt?" Ilnnco resumed his coat, without, bnvu occupied routs anil nowever, losing- iiis-mysuiio(i..oxiiros oui on contests. s'on. , ,- ... I wont back to tho ttato nnd sound- rl w,l.r 'u"",- ' joung Austrian pd my whlstto. That brought Mur- '"'" Wl coiiiihiwiI In 1 I m iimniistery nor and two. moro to tho spot" orawon which i;uroM'nii critics "Was tho street empty, then?" pronounce a, ninslorpleco, bus been "Well, It was, so fSr ns nnyhody t,hnt fotid In Homo and H. l'uliirtlmrg, and SJiLLo .f nny K00'1 Roog-" ,10W ,,'h lln" l'u 'mur ut Vfliniiii. "Vfltpl do you mean?" , Tho constablo's foaturos broadoncd ?.ir "oo'Ko iMillo, who would. In thu Into a grin, ordinary rourco, bavo been retired from I'vo seen mnny a drunk chnp In my 'd isritlsh army this moutli, has been O." hn nald. "lint nnrel nv nnn na L-Ii;nn nn nirtiirbl,.ii nl ,lll ,1... As many ns 7.2S7 men hnvn Imn cbieted to thu national Iioumi slum tlm Aiiierirau congress was orgnnlzvd. Tbo iiiimbiir does nut lucllido,, tbosu who Ih'cii thrown tlmo," ho said, "hut never any ono ro ryln' drunk ns that covo. Hn was nt tho gnto whon I como out. n-loanln' un ngln tho rnjlln's nnd n-Blngin' nt the pitcji or ins lungs nbout Coin mb no's Now-fnnglod Ilanncr, or somo such stuff. Ho couldn't staiiil. fnr loss help." Whnt sort of a man was ha?" sked Sherlock Hplmos. John Ilanca nnnenrod to bn snmn. what Irritated at this digression. "llo was' an uncommon drunk sort n' mnn," ho said. "Ho's ha' found hlsselt tho station If wo hndn't bosn sn lOOK.UIJ.'" . , 'goVernorslilp nnd cnmmainlcr-lii chief. ship at Uibraltar until July II, 11)11,1. Jonathan Lltllefluld, Of Illddeford, Mo., Is 0110 of thu most persistent souvenir hunters lu tlm Unltud Status. Whon l'rinco Henry was hero ho M'curpd Ids autograph, wlilcli was wrlttomllrectly uiuler that pf 1'rcsi (limt McKlulev In IiIh coiled on, and )io bus also spllnlnrs of thu floor whoro tlio president stood wltull bo was shot Tbo niinouiiconuint that King ow.ftr nnciion is writing lis memo r onllv. runson tbnt hu lias so frcniii'litlv and I should think I d d.notlco. thorn. " surcossmiiy Miiiturrd Iiitil I trraturn rolng that I had'to prop him up mo Ibut ho miglit rousoiinbly bo oxiieited nd Murcher botween ns. Ho wns n to try bin hand nt statu chronicles ami tlco them?" Holmes broko In. imnntl- i'ouiuh as n surprlsp, for tho long chap with n rod faco, pnrt -rnufllnd round " That W do." cr nd Holmes " Whnt beenmo of him?'1 "Wo'd onougb to do without lookln' tho lowor personal reminiscences. William Illnlr of Illvor Kdgu, Now' Jursoy, colubrntod IiIh nlnutletb birth liny on July J. Ho win 1111 Inllmni.. ftcr him," tho pollromnn snld, In nn Iriuiid of General Winlluld Fcott, for ggrlovnd vojeo. "I'll wagor ho found whom ho mado 11 hammock to bo used """.. un uHiii. on iiih Uln in A uxico. am nil, I P,. "A "uown o vorcoat" ' l1" S k W' "Had ho a whip In his hand?" 1 " 7.... ,vnu" 1110 m,,ur V "A w i n no." " '"'"( "Ho must hnye. loft It" belilnd," mut- "You a cab didn't aftor Na 0110 looking nt Lord CJiarJo.1 terod my companion happen to seo or hoar It... HI IJIUlf 1 "No." "TllOrO'fl n half sovnrnllrn 'fnr vnn ' nn uiiiiiuiiiuii sain, sianntng up nnd 1, mill); ms lint. "I . thnt you will novor inai nean or yours Bhouhl bn for imn J.oru "unnr o" bus n-n n ii,.i ns welt as ornnmont. You might bavo tlinos tint tlion and is still llvolv unit ClllnOll VOIIi- Hnrnnnt'o olrl l,.,.,... ...... ... u Diiiuuo iuab iiKu4uiir Hetpgforil, today Mould Iirmgiiio tlint In 18(10, ivlion liu (Irst went to son, do wns a dol lento hid nnd UIM III nf.l .. on Wrd 'llio wimlilp Marlborongli for Ills lienltli, When ho ilmt ant r,,t ,.. "I ora afraid, Ilnnco, ',10ftr'1 ,IU ll,on1r,, n """"f my ' I'oor llttlo svor rlso In tho force, chap, bo nlu't long for this world." aira should bo for use I-uril Obnrllu" Iiiih icon many llvolv