« Colds on the Chest fc'-T* VlNiflnuE D a r . Mrs A was more shocked that amused when, in reply to her question "W h o was at Sunday school this morn- in s ;” her 4-year-old daughter said, "Everybody but Jesus." "W hy. my dear.” said Mrs A., "wherever did you get such an Idea;" "H e was out visiting this morning," the little lady confidently said "Daughter,” •said Mrs. A , "who told you such a story?" "Nobody didn’t tell me, mother, but they Just kept singing It over and over again: ’Jesus is calling. He's calling to-dav.' ”— Success Magazine. Ask your doctor the medical name for a cold on the chest. He will say, “ B r o n c h itis.” Ask him if it is ever serious. Lastly, ask him if he pre­ scribes Ayer’s Cherry Pec­ toral for this disease. Keep in close touch with you r family physician. LAZY LIVER Old Favorites “ I find Cascareis so good that I would not be without them. 1 was troubled a great deal with torpid liver and headache. Now since taking Cascarets Candy Cathar­ tic I feel very much better. I shall cer­ tainly recommend them to my friends as the best medicine I have ever seen.” Anna Bazinet, Osborn M ill No. 2, Fall River, Mass. P lea sa n t. P a la ta b le. P o ten t. T a s t e G o o d . D o Goo.1 N e v e r S ic k e n .W e a k e n o r G r ip e . 10c, 25c. 50c. N e v e r .o ld in bulk. T h e ge n u ­ ine tablet sta m p e d C C C. G u a ra n tee d to cu re o r y o u r m o n e y ba ck. 02k 8 iubborn. "I.oog.v yuh, Brudder T um p!” said Parson Bagster while the rongregutiot was assembling in Eitenezer chapel “I un'erstood yo’ to nomernate dat yo would bring our lurin' Brudder Borai Smith to de revival yuh to-night.” ' I dotle did muh best to 'complist muh prognostication, pahson.” replied Brother Tump, holding forth an ob ject which markedly resembled a dark complexioned oyster, “but dat 'ar gam blin’ man. our Hirin' Brudder Borax Smith, was sawtuh reluctant an' handy wld his razzah. I dess naeh’ly couldn't bring de gen leman pussonly hut dis yun am one uv his ears!”— Puck;. I.a te s t W e banish alcohol from our m edicines W e urge you to consult you r d octor When you tell your doctor about the bad aste in vour mouth, loss of appetite for jreakfast, and frequent headaches, and »h e n he sees your coatedtongue. he will say, “ You are bilious.” Ayer’s Pills work well in such cases. — ila d » Dy tlio J. C. Ayer Co., Low.lt, M u i.---- I t M ig h t lie V\ orse. R e s tle s s R o g e r — It a lw a y s jn a k e s me ■ad. old pal, to think that this earth la tw o -th ird s w ater. S a n d y P ik e s — O, ch eer up! Suppose th e rest o f it w as soap instead o f land. — A l l y E lo p e r’ s. had ceased g iv in g c o s tly lib r a r y b u ild ­ in gs to to w n s and cities. “ W h y Is this. Mr. C a n a g c y ? ” the r e ­ p orters asked him. "Y o u n g m en.” he said, "w h a t Is the use o f b u ild in g g r e a t houses fo r li­ b ra rie s when a ll a man needs fo r an ed u ca tio n is five fe e t o f b o o k s? " W h e r e a t th ey m a rve le d , but they could not a n s w e r h im .— C h ic a g o T r i b ­ une. \ o t h i i i g M iru ou lou n . “ Y o u had rh eu m atism in y o u r righ t 1<#T fo r years and w ere cured o f it in an in sta n t? H ow ?" " B y b ein g a c c id e n ta lly m ixed up in a train w reck. M y righ t leg is a cork le g n ow .” R ig h t y Is P le n t y . T h e o th er m o rn in g w e saw’ a m an 80 y e a rs old g o in g in to a d o c to r’s office, it seem s to us that if w e w e re 80 we w ou ld h ave enou gh.— L a c o n (111.) J o u r­ nal. E. B U R TO N — Ansayer and A n o t h e r U u a n n Turn bo J in g le . (C o n trib u te d by a d ep ra v e d o u ts id e r.) A lion then sp ra n g in to v ie w . A n d roared. " T h e r e ’s no use fly in ’ ! I'm g o in g to m a ke a m eal o f y o u !” B u t he caught the lion ly in ’. F l y In t h e O i n t m e n t . Chemist, h Letnlv.llc, Coloruuo. _ Specimen prices: Gold, Silver. Lead, SI. Gold, Silver, 75c; Gold, 50c: Zino "A s to th is p o la r d is c o v e ry ,” said the d istin g u is h e d n a tu ra list, ” 1 h a v e o n ly one re g re t.” "A n d that is------” " T h a t the ship in w h ich P e a r y sailed fo r th e a rctics b ea rs the n am e o f a tro p ic a l e x p lo re r and w ild a n im a l k ill­ e r ."— C h ic a go T rib u n e. or Copper. $1. M a ilin g envelopes and fu ll p ric e lis t *. A su m m er ga m e m y fa n cy s u its — It is the ga m e o f p ic k in g routes. Ah. o ften has a m b itio n soa red T o rou tes th at I could n e’ e r afford . I stu d y fold ers, and the trains, And find ra re p leasu re fo r m y p a in s; And yet. ’ tis stra n ge, I n e v e r use T h e rou tes that thus I pick and choose. — C le ve la n d N ew s. URINARY DISCHARGES e t c , AT D R U G G IS T S. O R T R IA L B O X B Y M A I l S O c |F R 0 M P L A N T E R . 9 3 HENRYST.BROOKLYN.N.Y j — B E W A R E O F I M IT A T IO N S .^ ^ or» ry-.-.T • r? i-Jr-vir ■- ¿STCTSS \ (5) j ® § 'id • • « • 5) rid «o w c-fc in e r t lo n d . Couhultution F r e e , You can n ot g e t b e tte r pHinlces w ork d on e an> when*. A l l w o r k f u l l y B im r « n i i t e e d . M o d e rn e l f tr ie e q u ip m e n t. R ost in. th ods» W ise BentaS Co. T n* «Y> \ Vi a "su.' H r « ! P O R T U N D . O R E G O M OFFICE H0UR3: 8 A. M. to 8 P. 1!. •uuuay*. 0 to 1. P N U N o . 42 0 9 j \\T H I'iW w ilt in g to a d v e r tí sors p ic a s e ineritimi th is paper. I \ \\ For Infnnts and Children. M ilk m a n . "Good morning, madam,” said the slender, solemn-faced man with the pe cuilarly unnatural looking hair. "I am introducing -my new butter, which I sell at a much lower price than that charged by other refiner— I mean creameries." " i t has a strange smell,” says the housewife, sniffing at the package. "It smells as if It had been close to coal O il" "Petroleum, madam, is one of our greatest heaJth-givlng agents,” explain ed the Btranger. "Besides, when the butter gets old you cun melt It and burn it in your lamp. Two pounds? Thank you madam. W e should all re Jolce in doing good. Here are J10.000, 000 for your husband to build a college with." And the new milkman stepped blithely out of the yard.— Life. In M T o B r e u l ¡n N e w S h o e s. A lw a y s sh a k e in A lle n ’s F o o t-E a s e , ft p o w d e r . It cu res h o t, s w e a t in g , a c h in g , s w o lle n fe e t. 1‘ ures co rn s, in g r o w in g n a ils a n d b u n io n s . A t i l l d r u g g is t s a n d sh oe s te r e s , J.»e. D o n t a c c e p t iu v subst it ute. S a m p le m a i led F R E E . A d d r e s s A lle n S. O lm s te d , L e R o y ,N . Y. C lo se b es id e the little brook, B e n d in g lik e a shep herd ’ s crook , W a s h in g w ith its s ilv e r hands, L a t e an d e a rly at the sands, Is a c o tta g e , w h ere, to -d a y , K a t ie liv e s w ith W illie G ra y. D o lin g \ 0 'T A R s EVERYW HERE " W i l l yo u tru st me, K a tie d ea r? W a lk b es id e me w ith ou t fear. M a y I c a rry , if I w ill, A ll y o u r burdens up the h ill? ” A n d she a n sw ered w ith a laugh, "N o , b u t y o u m ay c a rry h a lf.” A C om forting; T h e o ry : . ' ^ S 3 £ ^ . T ^ : TJ E 3 Ijfs t e n c r . The Mistress— Katie, you should uot talk so much. The Maid— No. ma'n.ni. "N o ; you should understand that it is your place to listen.” ” 1 do that, ma'am." "I never saw you when you were, then.” "No. ma’am; you never saw m%i when I was listening because I was on the other side of the keyhole, ma’am.— Yonkers Statesman. M en a r e o n ly boys gro w n tall, H e a r ts d on ’ t chan ge much, a f t e r a ll; -And w h en , lo n g years fro m th a t day, K a t ie L e e an d W illie G ra y S tood a g a in b eside the brook, B e n d in g lik e a shepherd’s crook, SE R M O N S A N D PRICE or your money back K a tie an sw ered , w ith a laugh, "Y o u s h a ll c a rry only h a lf.” A n d then, to s sin g back h er curls, “ R o y s a r e w e a k as w e ll as g irls .” D o you th in k th at K a tie gu esses H a lf th e w is d om she e x p re ss e d ? The INTERNATIONAL CONSERVATORY O f MUSIC B A K IN G POW DER l S ¿-c c Stiff neck ! Doesn’t amount to much, but mighty disagreeable. Y o u ’ve no In a p orch she sits, and lo ! idea how quickly a little Ham lins W iz ­ S w in g s a b asket to and fro, ard Oil will lubricate the cords and V a s tly d iffe r e n t fro m the one T h a t she s w u n g in y e a rs a g o n e ; make you comfortable again. Restorative Treatment for Nervous Men F or C A T A R R H of the BLADDER. ! 1 I C u re. Pettit’s Eye Salve for O ver IOO Years has been used for congested and in­ flamed eyes, removes film or scum over the eyes. A All druggists or How l l «ru ggì ard Bros., Buffalo, alo. N. Y. L e ft O W AR D C o n s u m p tio n British aiul American physicians and students of tuberculosis are much interested In the claim authoritatively made in London concerning the suc­ cess of a new treatment for tubercu­ losis discovered by William Dolg. a layman. The nature ot the treatment is a poultice containing acite and chlo­ ride to be placed on the body near the affected membrane or bone. In about a week an ulcer is formed, con­ nected by what Is called a ray of in­ flammation with the diseased organ This forms a duet through which the [ pus is drawn out. The ulcer needs to be carefully dressed twice a day with a certain salve. The cure of the W a s t e o f M a t e r ia l. diseased lungs Is said to be effected In p rocess o t tim e it w as o b served In from four to six months. that the m u ltim illio n a ire p h ila n th ro p is t We publish our formul > y A\cc}elaLIc Pri’parilion funis similalin$thcFuo(ian(IRei;iiia lingllieSiomadisandiiowvisi Promoles Di^eslionfhcprful ness und IW.lonlainsm’i i'tT Opium .Morphine nor Mineral. N ot N arcotic . Ah yr The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars tho Signature of A A lR W m W t ¡\rm(Átn Seed“ Jix.Senna *■ JtM /eSeUf ¿¡lise Seed *■ frpntnpinf - . Htierlomrii hda* tferm Seed- Çtçrdierl Surjnr • nmeefremt Fhmr. Aperferi Remedy forOm sflp! Mon , Sour Stomach.Diarrhoe» Worms .Convulsions.FeveTish ness ami Loss of S lew *. Far Simile Signature NEW YORK. Use For Over Thirty Years