ByrOur Formnla We produce In Hood's Sarsaparilla medicine that has an unap proached record of cures of Scrofula,- ecieina, eruptions, catarrh. rheumatism, anemia, nervousness, that tirea leeiing, iobb oi apneuie, eio. Tbe combination and proportions of the more than twenty different rpmertinl agents contained in Ilood's Sarsaparilla are Known oniy to ourselves, bo there can be no substitute. This medicine makes health nr1 strong the "Little Soldiers" in your piooa, inoBo vurpuBcies mat light tbe disease germs constantly attacking you. Correctlag History, Alexander the Great wept. "Whv theM tears. Tour nulMfrf act ad tbe gycopbantg. "Isn't It glory enough have eonnuered one world?" "I'm not weeping because there are no ore worlds to conquer," blubbered Alex ander. "It's because I have a presenti ment that some day big. Ferrero will find ut I m nocning out a mine: Th erronhant. nnnreaHinr rh iml facts In the case, gave out the false ver sion or tne inciaent mat Has come down througo im ages. unieago Tribune. A Literal Bearariner. "Convicts seem to Tcry polite sort f people." "Will yon tell me what led you tc tnat conclusion i "Sure; they never do wronir without begging paraon lor It" Baltlniort Amm-lran. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DATS PAZO OINTMENT ii guaranteed to cure any cue t Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding PUaa hi to M day or money refunded. 60c. Oar Own Minstrels. Tambo Mistah Walkah kin . e.i me de diffunce 'tween a waif ta' an ana tit men t bouse? Interlocutor I give It up, Jerry. What is the difference between a waif and an apartment bouse? Tambo De one am a homeless kid an do uddan am a aidless home. Interlocutor Ladies and gentlemen. Prof. Howlan Qieh-Eennh. the MnniDnarl tenor, will now sing his great topical song, "l Love mm, Mamma; He Looks Like ITido !" CITC St. Vlttu' Dance ana ' orvoii inmatm perma 1 1 1 J mntly eared by Dr. i .Ine'e Ureal Nerve Ke. ttorar. Bend for FREE $1.00 trial bottle and treatise. W B U t-u T A O1 1 , L. U . tlLII. 1 1 1 : T. mini u anw uhi x uuauuiiiuia, jra. Tbe Profeaaor. The professor was writing something in a small notebook. "Making an addition to mv visitina u, ne explained to the doctc?. Tour visiting list?" queried the other. "Yes : this is a record of the close callt I have bad in dodgin automobiles." UntliM mill ,f . TTTI 1 i ,,. ...a uuu xuio. niimuir I ooniniDg j . r w in,, milieu, w uao im laeix cuuuxoii Not Her Affair, but The rrooer'a bov war lumhorlnv nr. kitchen stairway with bis arms full of packages, "Boy," said the mistress of the house, somewhat sharnlv. "are vonr fHt "Yes'm," he answered, still climbing the stairs, "it s only me shoes that's dirty. Home Tonic for Old People. Wonderful results, ftvpnfnnllv rootAf ing full physical vigor, are obtained irom tne ioiiowing: To one-half pint goou wniBKey aaa one ounce syrup Bar annrilln inif ntin wntn rp i ... UUHI.O iuxiv cum- pound, which can be procured from any aruggist. Take in teapspoonful doses before each meal and before re tiring. Pollen Travel Far. The pollen from the nine forests of ten forms a yellow coating on lakes or on the ocean, ns far as 200 miles from the shore, and has been mistaken by peasants for showers of sulphur. The pollen grains of the pine are pro ided with yellow vesicles, which buoy them up in the air very much on the principle of a box kite. Sounded Fanny. 'The VOlItlfr rmin fa amlttAn wrlfV. Jeanette. IIe says you radiate happi ness." "Gracious !" "And he also an Vaia ra rlln fa beauty." "My!" "And wisdom." "Dear me, how funny." "What's funny, dear?" "Why. he must thlnlr T am AI. tor." No Trouble Aboat That. The drueeist'a nlorlr femniU,! wim hi. orous plaster. r,,i'i'Yutwant t0 r'ad the directions care wily, he said, "so as to know what to o wben you're ready to take it off." I never take 'em off," answered Mr. pedunks. "I always wear the things they drop off." Chicago Tribune. An Obedient Tiger. 01 !10W entlre" remarks the London w'obe, "is the confidence of the native Indian la the government may be lathered from the following anecdote, wwch comes from Lahore: "A tiger Jd escaped from the ecological gar e0. and Its keeper, hoping to lure It acit. followed It When all other in ducements had failed, he lifted up his 'we and solemnly adjured It in the ame of tho, t.h..v ... n-hl vi """mi guvKrumuui, 10 cb " beloved, to come back to its The tiger. It la needle to add, beyed at once." Keep It on Hand! Couth, tai coldi m ... panbef of ih. iu.il. ' 7 a naa cow haa bm areitod fa. nuch ackucai and aifenaa o laved brthe prompt Z Sk.;.1?LCuLW- There i. nothing 'h" no bronchiJ er luoa Ut it WJ1 pet! f (r alei er harmful in. ibeaareftaj aruasuu', 85 eta. HOQ KILL ING h. J. 17 t0 d DeUt RUd rr"iJ Work at hog-kllllng time le is necessary to fT w"S.'raler' t'CklDf kUl:e' h0g hk RUd a V conventent th hlr.BCttl!lng " nre, 18 romn,on!y ed. and it is all that Is needed unless Inst, Very 'arg& " V6ry U'rge b0 are W'6 tub will ,'"r th lP"riT f0r SCaUli,,g ,uuch better tnn barrel. I have one which botn It fW; C, Plf"kS an5 eDd8 and 8hW?t " " th bot oin. It is six feet long and three and one-bnlf feet wide, with a depth with . Ta . TW' hk8 re fa8tPnpd near the t0P on e rnd -ithTi,f Te I? 8 t0 n,n U1Kler tI,e hos t 'ellitnte the turning and . withdrawing from the tub. It Is placed over a furnace, which Is made by digging a trench In the ground, and when In use I place pieces of wood across the bottom, in order to kerp the hog from coming In contact with the Iron bottom aud getting too hot. I find that the proper temperature for good senldlng is from 180 to 100 degrees, and If a barrel Is to be used the water should be boiling when dipped out of the kettle, as the barrel will cool it some.- If a scalding tub Is used the water should be cooled by adding a bucket of cold water before the hog Is put In. To insure a correct heat of the water use a thermometer. Small quantities of lye, usbee or lime will have no effect In removing the hair, but will cause the scurf to come loose more readily. Keep the hog In constant motion while being scalded, and draw it out to air occasionally. When the hair and scurf slip easily from the. body the scalding is com pleted. In scraping and cleaning the hog, I clean the feet and head first, then the legs, and last, but not least, the body. I hang the hog with a rope and pulley, as it is more easily hung in this way than any other. But it may be hung with the ordinary gambrel. a stick which is sharpened at each end and inserted under the tendon strings of the hind legs. A short singletree will be found to answer for a gambrel stick. If there Is sufficient help at hand the hog may he hung on a pole put up for the purpose, fter the hog is hung up, rinse it down with scald ing water, remove the entrails by running a sharp knife lightly down, mark ing the belly straight, cutting to the bone between the thighs and in front of the ribs, which bones I split with an ax, being careful not to cut beyond them. , . , I usually salt down on a bench or in a box as soon as it has cooled enough to trim. The amount .of salt I use is ten pounds to-every 100 pounds of meat In addition to the salt I also use two pounds of granulated sugar and two ounces of saltpeter mixed. Eub the meat once .every three days with one-third of the mixture. While it is curing pack It in a box in a cool room, where it will neither become warm nor freeze. Two barrels may be used, changing the meat from one to the other each time it is rubbed. After the last rubbing let the meat lie in a box for a week or ten days, then take It out to smoke. When taken cut of the, box dip each piece in, a kettle of boiling water and let it remain half a minute,' after which sprinkle with a little powdered borax on the, meat side aud hung. Smoke It four or five days with hickory chips of corn cobs, then dip and sprinkle it with borax again and put it down in clean hay. Meat treated in this manner may be left hanging all sumnier and will remaln'ln the best con dition. W. Hanson. . Filling; tbe Silo. How did you fill your silo last fall? fhe government people declare that while the blower, as shown In the pic ture, requires more power to operate thnn does the flat carrier, very few blowers require more than a twelve- horse-power engine. It costs less per ton to elevate silage with the blower and the work Is done mqre satisfac torily in every way. The greastest trouble In the use of the blower is caused by having the blower pipe stand too far away from the silo at the bot tom. It should stand as nearly per oendlcular as possible. Exchange. . Good for Man and Beaat. If a cow or horse gets choked with an apple or potato hold up its head and break an egg in its mouth. A cheap cure for colic in horses is the following: Keep a small bottle of turpentine always on baud. Feel -for the Jugular vein back of the jaw on the right side and rub it gently five or ten inches with a flannel rag wet with turpentine. If the animal has colic It will cure him in ten minutes. To dose a pig halter him and tie the rope to. a stake. When he has ceased his uproar approach him and between the back part of his jaws in- lert an old shoe from which you have cut the toe leather. This he will at Dnce begin to suck and chew. Through it pour your medicine and he - will wallow any quantity you pleat . ' q I p METHOD Or FILLING THE SILO. ON THE FAE.M. Sheep Experiment. An experiment which will be watch ed with much Interest by all New En gland, and which may be the means of revolutionizing the present method of farming here, Is about to be tried by the Maplecrest Stock and Poultry Farm Association, Springfield, Mass. The association is planning to bring 1,000 sheep from the western part of the country and put them on farms In and around Mlddlefleld and Becket. The sheep are merinos and will be mated with dorset rams of local ex traction. Some of the reasons which prompted the association to bring the sheep are the decreasing ratio of the meat sup ply and the constantly Increasing popu lation of the country. Scotch herders will be brought here with the sheep and will be used In stead of dogs or fences to keep them from straying, as it is claimed that more care can be given by professional herders. Care In Feeding Working- HorSea Horse feeding Is not given the atten tion it should be by some fanners. That of the cow and sheep is carefully examined and discussed, but oftentimes the horse's feed is Just all the hay he can eat and various quantities of corn and oats, according to the work being done. Although oats and hay are ideal food, they should not be fed exclusive ly. Horses like a variety as well as does any other animal. Good timothy, early cut and well cured, Is the best hay for horses, but many farmers feed too much hay. If the horse is expect ed to do extra bard work be should be liberally and frequently fed. It is best to water horses as they come in from work or before feeding. If watered soon after feeding, the stomach, being small, is liable to be partially emptied by the water of the undigested food, which causes bowel trouble or loss of food. Hales Mean Money. Some people have the Idea that a mule will not respond to kind treat ment This Is a sad mistake. A goof mule Is just about as good as cash In the bank any season In the year. A thoroughbred Jack generally proves a better Investment than a stallion. First class Jacks are very scarce and that Is one reason why mule breeding la alow. I ?) , TO BUILD RURAL - baS This Book Sent Free wmm , ...... uujvi uuns j"u, "s I'aiu mr us en- tire cost. If you have some hay down all readv to go in, it is worth something to have a telephone with which to call on Neighbor Smith "for a lift" before tl.c storm breaks. The Rural Telephone pays for Itself each year and we have brought the initial cost within the reach of every fanner. Present prices are especially favorable and thousands of Farmers" Mutual Com. panics are now organizing so as to build their lines this Spring. Write us to-day. Saatkan Otficrt Atlanta Kamai Cit Gndniwd Portsmouth Dallai Saint Loan lDdiani.'.tff tavmaaaa MAPL Toa Froiireroai. Prudent Mamma I know Mr. Guppins Is not handsome, Myrtle, bat he cornea of a family of high-minded and honorable men. Remember, "by their fruits ye hall know them." Miss Myrtle That's just It, mamma. I lon't like his treat, big Adam's apple. Chicago Tribune. . . Only One "B." OMO QUININE That la LAXATIVE SROMO QUININE. Look for the slsmatur of f W. GROVE. Used tbo world over to Cnra a C aklln On a Day. 2c A Real Tumbler. "I saw a goblet today made of bone." "Pshaw 1 I saw a tumbler made of flesh and blood last night" "Where?" it the circus." Stiff nock I Doeen't amount to much, bat mighty disssreeabie. You've no Idea how Quickly a little Eamlina Wizard Oil mill liikrlrat. k. eoroa ana make you oomf ortable again. ' It auuieiiwea aaaippena. "He swore that life with her would be all sunshine." "And shortly after they were mar ried?" "He gave a correct Imitation of a man looking for a storm cellar." Bir mingham Aee-ITprald. - CASTOR I A Por Infants and Children. The Kind You flave Always Bought Bears the Signature Ouiiauua. "Friend," asked the masculine half ol the party In tbe runabout, "what road It this?" 1 "This is lovers' lane, ait " anul lha . tlve ; "and it ends down there in the bead or the river they call the devil's elbow." Chicago Tribune. To Enjoy the full confidence of the Well-Informed of the World and the Commendation of the most eminent physicians it was essen tial that the component parts of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna should be known to and approved by them; there fore, the California Fig Syrup Co. pub lishes a full statement with every package. The perfect purity and uniformity of pro duct, which they demand in a laxative remedy of an ethical character, are assured by the Company's original method of man ufacture known to the Company only. The figs of California are used in the production of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna to promote the pleasant taste, but the medicinal principles are obtained from plants known to act most beneficially. To get its beneficial effects always buv - the genuine manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Thedeanest.llghtest ana mosi comionoDle POMMEL SLICKER At the same time cneooest in the end because It wears longest c l. ucijwiicre I.very flarment. waterproof Catalog free PUTNAM' rt t rr i a 1 1 i --ei W soa II B-It 1JI W Want a Telephone? " aia ii m am m n .a i ,i,t.m j t j . " If you do you can get It. If touch with your friends, with the family doctor, with the'storc, with the post office, or with the cotton buyer, you can do it with a telephone at hand. If you want to.make the farm a more livable pl.ice, if you want to protect your home, you can do it by installing a telephone. If you will cut out this advertisement, write your name and address on the margin and mail it to-day to our nearest house, w will Mod you at once a copy of our Tree Bulletin No. 1 12 on now to Build Rural Telephone Lines" This Bulletin explains clearly how a rural telephone system is built and operated, and it also contains full information as to costs. In a Farmer's Mutual Company a few day'a labor anJ a cash Investment of about $23. rr subscriber, will purchase all material and build an absolutely standard system. A Rural Telephone Is an Investment, not an expense. The telephone which enables you to sell ten bales of cotton at yi cent per tnn n il mnw than th In vr1 in rv l-,.,,.- fr. , . i r WESTERN ELECTRIC Ttia world 'a oldrat and larrtM tela phona manufacturer. Thcrt are over 4,000.000 Western Electric Telephonea is use in the United Slalee to-da. laral Tllaaeaaat a aaaciallj A Flavoring;.. It males c syrup better than Maple. J J Sold by grocers. WE WANT Farms! J1 a want atock. 1'heat. dairy and fruit farms. Having- a Ursa KaMern eoira apondenre we are In position to make quick aalea. Drop oa a card If you have anything- or know of any farma for aale, ATLAS LAND CO., 420 Lumber Exchange PORTLAND, OREGON 1 MERCHANTS 1 1 I WILL TRADE I in) Wall Paper. Mouldings, ft Pictures and other Sim- S) Q liar foods, for tlmbar 9) w land, farm land or cash. & t$ Lowest wholesale A ) prices. Write me. (ii i E. H. MOOREHOUSE (ii 144 Seventh St, Portland, Oregon ( Thr la tinU till. Imttrf.n.mn.i J I . fci3 butittBke lime sntl money. U eh are k3 been Improving Cower ami Vreetabie aeeda for over tnyeare. Wore than jobo peorile are working- to mnke Ferry'a 6eeu auit you. Buy the beat Ferry'a. For aale everywhere. Fcnitva iec9 srro mwsiuml f-'frrr aaai arnurcv D. M. FERRY CO., OotroH, Mich. 1 The 2 "FLYERS" are the O.R.&N. fast through trains between PORTLAND and , ' SPOKANE WM. McMURRAY, G. P. A. Portland SPOHN MEDICAL CO, ChemiaU and ass. r 9 A (Trescent rVlUDOAU. THAT ANT mwnxw rOrYDU Wttl (J DO AND A FULL DO .7 HOTTER FADEL ESS DYE S you are anxious to ret into closer (Si Merlaara aad WaMera Of licet Foitna Philadelphia Chicago PiltntniTe; , Iener Saint I'aul Ix.. Antelea Salt I-ake Cltr New York San rraiHiut Oauha Seatlla SEED OATS i'SaUl Per Salter' catalog paga tan. KM J' 1 1 . ... i , . . I . . - ..unci, ui BfTeu oau.wnrai, Darlry, I pelia, corn, poiatora. (mutt and cluvera and I farm ....la l.ili. ....:.! ii i . . . ia ii mm lor, send loo in sl;imr and roceiva aunipla of Billion Dollar Cm, yioldini 10 tons of aar per acre, oats, snelia, barley, etc., easily worth a i n fvi n ... . . . . . . I---r--"- Y " 10 hoi aaiartwun. and cntuloa frea. Or. annd !4o and wa add by you. 8AL2ER SEED CO., ieiFCliCrmte. Wit. If you itirr from Pita, raltifi Bicroeaa, Hpaama at have ckiliwn, or fiiruOa tliat l us 'T pia. cr.ry a I ra!l-a t' am, anil a.l yu aia aaatd to do it t'"uU f -r rP-aa R ll lr. Mny'a Fpllni'tleltlo Ctiro. H na eura.1 t t,Qa,,n,ia wnaia tvatyujina alas fallal. Sol Ira IUi ihrxtlna. CxpreM Prapaid. Uiiarao'-al j Mar MiNllral Lat'oraluiy. andar too Nal lonnl P'in.1 aad Drnaa Af U Jiin90i.li. ll0. Oaaa. autr tin. IIW7I. Plra'a alva AOK ami lull addreas Hit. W. II. MAY, MS l'euil Straet, Now York City. "Ha! ha! It didn't hurt a bitt Now for my Alveolar Teeth." In casea like the abava. all rfantlaia H.r. u their handa and aay there la no hone-aeve a Plate or iale act of leeih. but the Alveolar ays lent aolved the problem end now plaice are not neccaiary un'esa ell the teeth are gone. We do dental work In all lt branrhea, from the Blmola olef-a of flllinv I.. lUm - 1. -.1 i i entlfieAlvanfirwi.fi I...I n.. ..... ....1 .... - wiq ,uu M I Ml paying- fancy pHrea. Cimaiilt ua. The prleaa ba it) w are lor urn hiKhoat claaa of denial work. D.. T I. Alveola' Teeth , SJ.SO Regular Gold Crown, 22k ....$1.50 Reeular Porcelain Crown ti an Regular Gold or Cnamel rill $1.00 Hetuiar Inlay filling, Painless and Per fect . tl an Regular taoert Plate Work nor ai ti n ... ralnleia extracting (free wllh work) 50c We make a curuful examination of the moulh frae. If you woo d know mora of Iha Alveolar work, aend fur our laxik. "Alveolar IVntitry," a trertlsa on the train In uenorul and the new method in partirulur, 1 be Inok la f re. Out-of-town pationU treauid In the ahurteat ouaalbl time. Denllits of S lo 20 years' active praclke in the city. The ALYEOLAR Painless Dentists fourth and Washington Streets POR HAND, OREGON. .:. ENTRANCE llOMi FOURTH STREET lady Attendant OFFICE IIOUR3-8 a. m: to p. m ; Sunday I e. m. tolSm. PHONE AUT1. . P N U No. 11-09 WHKlf wrltlrg to xWertlaara plaaae mention tola paper. - COLT DISTEMPER Can h handled very rully. The .1, k arenerivl. and all other la aat.io aial.l.i. no Bul l r hiiw'Vtrwa.d," ke-,t from lm,l. il.a iiZ eaw. b, uaing WOHN'8 LlglJII) ill ,TI;.M1 I.H t I JlK. b 'on the toncua or In fed. Acta on tlio blood and xrela i-rrt sof all t.?rTH, il-tT.T.L r.eu, ,,., krwn t,,, n.ri In foal. liX j bottle BnerBnteed to j pure one MVar.il tl alt lei tbrni IU anion, of lrukyll and hnrnevadtuile.-x ormxt I'loiwa paM bf n.anufiKlurer.. (!nlil,wilow lo r" ltt-e Ihroaia. Our Itree Booklet elvc.erervthlna. I ih-h! at. i,t. auntod. Largeat aal lua burae reiLedr la ailatauro taulva vru.r. ' Bacteriologist, COSHEN, IND, U. S. A. Egg-Phosphato BAKING POWDER POUND 25c. Get It from your Grocer