'" TCJ ZJ Wit SaUvj gtotfmt. ASTORIA. OREGON: TUESDAY- JUKE 4. 1 A PATENT FALSEHOOD. Astoria, if she bad railroad facilities, rnuld be the chief seaport of the north. west, but that city ia practically barred for many years, if not always from be cominfi a railroad point, by reason of in aoceBsability. The mountains present an almost lnsurmountaoiQ Darner. ia miina lievublican. May 31. ErrHEB malice or ignorance prompts the above. The statement is exactly- opposite to the facts. There is no difficulty in securing an easy grade toward Astoria, from any direction. Her natural location proves this. There have been three surveys made, and the latest shows that even were the road run as straight as that from St, Peters burg to Moscow, regardless of the conformation of the country, that the steepest elevation would be but 745 leet. There are no "mountains," no '"bar riers," and easy grades have been sur veyed both directly to the. south and up the river. A newspaper claiming to be respect' M should be careful. If the Repub lican doesn't belong to that class of journals that is beneath contempt and unworthy of .notice, it will retract the above statement clipped from an ex- tended article in ita last issue to hand. EltOTIC NO VELISTS. TnE new style of feminine writers is enough to make the old style turn over in their graves. In that dear old romance. '"The Children of the Ab bey." Amanda, the fair heroine, con cealed her love and pined away, and the doctor recommended for her goat's whey and gentle exercise. The new school heroine would have had green eyes, and would have held up her pal pitating lips to a man to be kissed in the most unblushing manner. The new school of women novelists have quite taken the breath away from fiction readers of the good old time It is even questioned whether it is quite proper to allow these stories to be read by well brought up young men. Cer tainly there are passages in some of them calculated to bring a blush to the cheek of delicate and modest man hood. We must guard our young men in these days when the world is jo strangely turned upside down. The literature of the fleshly school l young women novelists may be iaracterized as blood red .and sizzling 1st. It is furious. It is fast Itout- "doeaanythingwrittenbySwinburne or Byron. It was left for young lady writers to finally approach the verge of indecency and step over. These novels are a flower of this age. The original writer of the school is said to be "Ouida." But if this English woman founded the school it has shot so far ahead of her as to practically flock by itself. The only way to account for it3 existence is to class it as an out break on the part of young women, after having been repressed and kept within bounds of lady-like propriety for so many centuries' The additional incentive that the books sell may be added. Few of these novels have any liter ary "merit. , They are mostly a heap of festering, blistering indecency. They are simply nauseating. The leaders of the school arc Am ericans. One man is in the group, Edgar Saltus, of New York. He is perhaps not so fleshly wicked nj the ladies are, but he is more profanely wicked. He wrote ''The Philosophy of Disenchantment." a quite unneces sary proceeding, since, after reading the novels of himself and his literary s&ter3, there is nothing more left in the universe to be disenchanted about. It is said that Sir Charles Russell has been offered SIO.OOO to deliver fifty lectures in the United States next season. When it is remembered that Sir Charles receives 810,000 for his one great lecture to the English Tories andtheParnell commission, the offer of the United States lecture bureau seems rather indifferent All tho YroTir.TnpHiiMTips :ulvirtised in this paper, together with the choicest nnrfnmon? OTirt fnilofc flr?llpS- Pt P-Af! be bought at the lowest prices, at J. W. uonn's arng store, opposius ur-iucui tctei, Astoria. Stan Itizrlit Here and Consider There are 25 lots for sale in Grimes' Grove. The It K. uo. to receive even cent paid therefor. Those who pur chase take all that can be desired: 1st The lot covered with shade trees and moss. 2nd. Fall beach privileges, bath ing, clamming, etc 3rd. The right of way nnn30 tita XTftrtri?rtTn nnn tn this Pnit. to even bridge. C. It Thomson and ueo. JNoiana win mase uns ui.i&iuutuui. offer only till June 12th. Buy at home. Build up j our own enterprises. In this offer the land Is worth the price asked and the privileges, hereditaments, ctc as much more. Forty dollars will buy oftheboys.alot in "Long Branch," or S100 In Hulkey's Ocean Grove and Ne canicum Grove, a grassy, sunny plain, over whose tranquil expanse will soon thunder the A.&S.R.K. locomotives, driving many cars laden with much commerce to and from "where rolls the Oregon," or S250 in the cool, soft and shady depths of the far-faroed Grimes' Grove. TELEGRAP U. Specials to The Astorian. IKTEEESTINQ POETLAND HEWS. The Steamer Alice Sunk.-Turkvs. Kelly Portland, June a The steamer Multnomah is lying in the dry dock at Oregon City, being overhauled. The O. R. & N. Co.'s lease of her expired on the first of the month and as soon as she is put in first-class condition again she will be turned over to her owners, the W. S. Co. In her place the O. R. & N. Co. will mit on the steamer S. ff. Reed. This boat has been lying at the boneyard. The steamer j.. j. roller will be brought around from the Sound in the latter part of June to run from this city to iiwaco. one win not be running on the regular time till after the Fourth of July. The steamer Harvest Queen will be brought down from the middle Columbia to run on the Portland-As toria route. This will make the force of the company's boats the same as before the Multnomah went out of their service. A BUKNED ISRIDQE. Sometime jesterday afternoon a bridge located seven miles this side of Hood river, on the O. K. & N. line. took fire in an unknown manner and burned away for a distance of a hun dred feet The west bound train which should have been here at six o'clock last evening did not reach here till ten o clock at night The train which should have arrived at six this morning got in at l uu this afternoon. A force of work men were at once dispatched to the break which has been repaired and trams are passing over the bridge this afternoon. THE STEAMER "ALICE" SUNK. Yesterday the little steamer Alice sank at the boneyard, the water reach ing a little over her decks. The boat has been out of service about three years and had been used as pump to take a little water out of the barges and other hulls that have been leak ing. She ia a very old boat but her machinery is still good and m fair order. She has not been lin censed for some time owing to needed re pairs. To-morrow she will be raised and perhaps a new hull will bo built over her. The Alice was a private boat of Ben Holladay. Judge Catlin appointed James Steel of the Merchant's National bank exec utor of the estate of the late Ben Holladay, vice Joe Holladay removed on nday last, ilia bonds are hxed at Somuuu and the new executor will qualify in a day or two. TUBE VS. KELLY. Jas. Turk was arraigned in jus tice Phelan's court this afternoon, charged with committing an assault on Bunko Kelly. Ho was defended by 0. H. Hewitt, who made an elo quent plea-for Ms client The fight occurred last Saturday afternoon. Jas Turk and son Frank were walk ing down First street, at the corner of B street they met Jtelly: irank in sulted Kelly. After some vile talk they clashed: old Turk stood by and urged the kid to go for him. The boy obeyed his parent's injunction. A warrant was sworn out for Frank, but he skipped out The old man was then taken into custody. The counsel thought the father should not be pun ished for "following the dictates of nature." The court fined the defend ant S30. A notice of appeal was given at once. SOME SALMON SURMISES. TalkB About The Market: The Catrh. Etc. "What is the salmon catch, as com pared with last year?" asked an As toman reporter of a leading canuer yesterday morning. "it's way behind, according to my figuring." was the reply. "In mv can nery I put up, m May, '83, an aver age of 397 cases, every day. Last month, my best day was 289 cases. So far as 1 can learn, this is about the way with all the rest." "What are the traps doinc?"' "Noth ing," was the answer. "Since the wa ter got a little riley about ten days ago tne eaten nas iauen oil 75 per cent" "As compared with last year, here's about the way it is. up to June 1st, last year, the pack was 110.000 cases: this year I am confident it is not over 80,U00 np to date, and I consider tliat an outside hgure, "How are prices and the market." "The best I know of is 81.60. f. o. b.. river. The dealers are all looking toward Alaska, and expecting a big pacK, ana there is little present de mand for Columbia river Balmon." A Safe Investment. Is one which is cuarantei-d to brine you satisfactory results, or in case of lauure a return or purchase price. On this safe plan you can buy from our ad vertised Druggist a bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption. It is Qiiaranteed to bring relief Iu every case when used for any affection of Throat. Lungs orChest such as Consumption, In- nammaiipn oi ivungs, .uroncmtis, Asui nia. Whooping Cough. Croun. etc etc It is pleasant and agreeable to taste, perfectly safe, and can always be de- penaea upon. Trial bottles free at J. W. Conn's Drug oiorc. ADVICE TO MOTHEUS. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should always be used for children teething. It soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all rain, cures wind chohc, and is the best remedy for diar- rncea.Tweniy-nve cents a oottie. Wclnhartl's Brer. And Free Lunch at the Telephone Sa loon, S cents. When you want a Stove or a Range, can on jonn a, .Montgomery. TelephoneliOdjrlBs House Best Beds in town. Rooms per nieht CO and 25 cts., per week Si JO. New and Clean, rrivate entrance. $50,000 IN Gold Coin ! ! Is a pretty large sum of money, but that is what a lot sold for in Seattle the other day. It don't cost that sum to purchase a lot in Railroad Addition TO Ocean Park, But the chances are just as good to reap a big investment, and is far more safe than to buy Seattle lots. The warm weather is making real estate over on North Beach extremely lively and transfers are being made at n lively rate. Now is is the time to get in before the cheap and choice are sold. If you will stop around to Robb and Parker's office they will show you the best located summer resort on the Northwest coast, a place that has a railroad running right alongside of it; located within one half mile of Shoalwater bay, where the railroad company own CO acres and on which they are making extension improve ments and where a lively, commercial citv for the Shnalwater bav country will be built; and within a quarter of a mile of the grand old ocean. A de pot will be built at Ocean Park, with in five minutes walk of the railroad addition. These lots will be sold at from 810 to 830 up to the first of June. Go at once and see tho plat. Hobb & Parker, Live Real Estate Agents, ASTORIA, - OREGON. BEAT, ESTATE TfmSFEIW. Recorded In The Clerk's unite. A. Johannesen to H. Olversou, 80 acres T. 7, N. R. 8 W.; 8400. Jno. Enberg and wife and Oust Holmes and wife to J. L. Hayseth, east Yz blk 99, Adair's Astoria; 8450. C. B, Thomson and wife to B. H. Coleman, M. Schlussel, E. C. Hughes, H. M. Hughes and J. O. Clinton, one sixteenth interest in Mulkey donation land claim;. $5,000. Jno. Allen and wife to Walter A. Doone, 80 acres, sec. 14, T. 8, N. R. 9W:S1. R. L. Jeffrey and wife, quit-claim deed to Jas. Taylor, lot 4, blk 121, city of Asteria: si. Mrs. Nancy Welch to E. R. Haweg, bit 'ia, snivel 'a Astoria; Sl.UUU. V. Boelling to Geo. W. Bell, lot 1, JNeeanicum urove; &25U. C. R. Thomson and wife to W. Loeb aud E. Sikes quit-claim deed to iii acres. SW corner JSlcUlure s dona tion land claim, $250. W. IL Edwards and wife to A. T. Bliss, 160 acres, sec 33. T. 8, N. It (J W.; 81,250, V. Boelling, to Geo. W. Bell, lot 1, Necanicnm Grove; 8250. C. A. McGuire and wife lo C. It. Thomson, tract land west MeClure's donation land claim; 8100. W. J. Sully to Mrs. Bridget Allen. lots 3 and 6 blk 109, MeClure's As toria; 8400. J. L. and R. P. Waldron to G. F. Mack, ESEi..,EJNE If, lots 1 and 2, sec. 30, lot 4 SE J$ SW ( S y, SE M. sec 19, T.7N.E.6 W.; SW X and SE J sec. 24, NW M sec 25 T. 7 N. R. 7 W., 800 acres; $4,000. Wm. Chadwick and wife to John WaterhouBe, 60 acres, sec. 6, T. 7., N. R.8W..8300. C. Bradbury and wife to Chas Heil born, lots 7 and 8, blk 7, Bradbury's addition to Ocean Grove, $500. Lilian Crosby to W. L. Uhlenhart, lot 2, block 22, McClure's Astoria, $1930. State to W. L. Uhlenhart 320 acres, Sec 30, T. V, JN. K, IV W., 9HJU. Frank Houseman and wife to Geo, Noland, lots 1 and 12, blk 8, first addi tion to Ocean Grove. 8250. C. C. Knapp and wife to Levi Knapp, quit-claim deed to undivided half, lots 7and8,sec.7,T.8,N.R7 W., WJ, NWif. SWM. sec 18, same section, 8200. J. F. Bender and wife to C. E. An derson, D. C. Raney donation land claim, S4,uou. Geo. Noland and wife and Geo. A. Dorris and wife to W. E. Tallent, lots 4 and 0, blk 1. first addition to Ocean Grove, 8200. A. Hamm to E. A. Maher, 100 acres, T. C, N. R. C W S700. M. Hamm toFL A. Maher, 160 acres, T.5.N.R.6W.,8700. - H. G. Smith and wife to A. J. Hill, lot 2, blk 78. Olney's Astoria. S250. Mrs. Nancy Welch to C. E. Nichol son, blk 41, aiuvelj's Astoria, 8800. Ii. N. Mitchell and wife to Annie E. Engles, 66.88 acres, sec 30, T. 8, N. R. 7 W. 8500. J. W. Pettyjohn and wife to R. L. Boyle, 160 acres, sec 12, T. 7, N. R. 7 W., 81,200. Merit Wins. We desire to say to our citizens, that we have been selling Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption. Dr. King's New Life Pills, Bucklen's Arnica Salve and Electric Bitters, and have never handled remedies that sell as well, or that haye given such universal satisfac tion. We do not hesitate to guarantee them every time, and we stand ready to refund the purchase price, if satisfac tory results do not follow their ns These remedies have won their great popularity purely on their merits. J. yj, Conn, Druggist J.H.MANSELL, REAL NOTAKY PUBLIC FOB City Lots and Acre Property, Ranches, Timber Lands, and Water Frontage for Sale. Investments made for Outside Parties. Correspondence Solicited. Next W U. Telegraph Oflice. Third St. Astoria, Oregon. P. O. BOX 863. o8i SPRING ANNOUNCEMENT. Chililrens A New Stock, just received from the Factory, at very Reasonable Prices. Croquet Sets, Fishing Tackle, Lawn Tennis, ' Base Ball Goods, Hammocks and Indian Clubs, Violins, Banjos, Mars oM Accorfleons JUST RECEIVED. CHEAPER THAN EVER. Our Stock of Stationery, Blani Boots, Etc., is Complete. Grin -HAS Largest, Finest and Cheapest Line of Goods ,j -IJ ASTORIA- And Underseilrng every house in Town. CaJI and'See Us. , j i:o S. SCHEtlSSEL Est". t Cor. ficupv m e uml Cheiiamus Sts . Astoria, Oregon. These SEESES are mad& trne taper and from nn nctnal scale, nnd will hpng true and draw wherr hnng in to lines. Right and Left Sand Zi&id Patent Rope, 9 thread and larger, soft and free from kinLing. SALMON POUNDS NETS, AND FISH NETTING OF ALL KINDS Furnished nt short notice. Letter or Telegraph shall have our Prompt and Careful Attention. AMERICAN NET & TWINE GO. Established 1842. Boston. Critical Contemporary Comment. The government tnp U'ctllusl.i came in Tuesday from Astoria. Why such a craft was ever allowed to escape from tne Col umbia is a mystery. We don't believe a fish of any perception will come into Ya qnina bay as long as this beanty remains here. She would bo a success in Florida waters if used to frighten alligators. Yaquina Republican, 31. "Handsome is that handsome does." The government is not advertising for nanosome boats jnst now, hut wants boats that can do tho work on the coast, and of course has to come to Astoria. The Walluski will do the work and that's what tho contractors want. Tondcr. Juicy Stcalc at Jeff's. Serra's Restaurant KeflUed and KpfurnisheJ Throughout. Rooms to let by the Day. Week or Month. First class in every respect. Tables Itimished with all the delicacies ot the season. tic Wines, Liquors and Cigars at the bar. Zlnfandel Wines, 50 cents per callon. Families supplied. UW'TftT ft ITfIA had nml n snfAA MAnl . to tne SERBA KESTAURANT. Near O. K. & K, Dock, Astoria. CCJSTOM HOU-E, ASTORIA, OREGON, HTnv 51 of -I CCa ca.i.,i ..!nAnAtn m V t " utwcu piuuuido will 18S, for furnishing fuel, light, water, ice, miscellaneous supplies, washing towels, hauling ashes and sprinkling streets-required by thlsUJUildlbg- during the -fiscal year ending June 30. 1800, Particulars on application, JOHN HQBSON, Custodian. ESTATE BROKER, STATE OF OBEGON. TIIK- Mass. Capital, $300,000. For Sale. 1 Patent Rip Saw Machine. 1 Patent Jig " " 1 " Shaper. 1 Mortising Machine. 1 Patent Band Saw. Abovemachines are for Foot or Hand Tow er, aud will be sold cheap, for cash. Enquire of JOHN A. MONTdOMEllY. Notice to Contractors. Notice i hereby given that bids will be received at the office of the Auditor and Police Judge until Monday, June 3rdl889, at 1 o'clock, r. jr., for the im provement of Chenamus street. Bids must be accompanied by a bond to the effect that should a contract be awarded such bidder that he will within forty eii;ht hours after notice of such award enter into contract therefor with good and sufficient surety. The committee resenes the right to reject any and all bids. Jiy order of the committee on btreets and Public Ways. T. S. Jewett, Auditor and Police Judge. J. 0. CLINTON DEALER IN CIGARS AND TOBACCO, FRUITS. NUTS, Candles. Smokers' Articles, Etc. New Goods BecetMd Dally, . Opposit City Book store. Sore. Carriages. Reed pQOiCS, the Latest Novelties, Hew York Hovelft Store. Your Money s worm IS WHAT YOU GET AT Foard & Stokes Groceries and Provisions. Everjthlng in a First-claw Store and at Extremely Low Figures. (!ool9 Delivered all oterToun. The Highest Price Vald for Junk. FOARD & STOKES WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN Groceries, Provisions and Mill Feed. o Crockery, Glass Plated Ware. o The Largest and finest nisortmont of Fresh Fruits and Vegetables. Received fresh every Steamer. H, B. PARKEB, FIRE BRICK dralxr i.v FIRE CLAY Eaj, Oats, ni Straw, Lime, Brict, Cement, Sand ani Easter Wood Dell T6 red to Order. Drmjing, Teaming and Express Bnslnefl, IEU apply to tho Captain, or to I ! -.. The stlSf pIi01ie Fa ' Time Between P-jit and and Astoria. Il-VVE J'Oi:T!.A.'l loot ot AMer Strert l.iIlj.e.eettTiiesdaj. nl T I)a.m. I.KAVE ASTOItlA Wilson S. Fisher's Dock. Dj!1 , except Tuesday, at 8 uu i u. The Lurline, FAST TIME BETWEEN Portland and Astoria! LEAVE ASTOKIA. Main St. Wharf. Daily. omlttinR Monday, at....., 7 .m. OX SUNDAY, at. 7 P.M. LEAVE PORTLAND. Every Night at..... .. t i-. m. EXCEPT SUNDAY NK1I1T. yiifnlaCigaraDiToteco Store J. W. B0TT0EI, Proprietor, Water Street, Two Doors East or Olney. Fine ClKtrg, Tobarcon and Smokora irtlelfi, Sold at Lowest Market Rates. FRUITS. CANDIES NOTIONS.&o Do You Want Wood? Spruce Limbs, Alder, Hemlock, Delhered any part of the city at $l per cord, Lea eorders with Wra. Edgar or :, It. Marion, L KINO. CO TO Thompson & Boss And ct some of those No. One California Canned Fruits AND VEGETABLES. We Are Selling Cheap Stationery OKLOF. TARKITR C'AHI.A. lUNION Parker & Hanson SUCCESSORS TO C. L. PARKER, DEALEltS IN CENERAL MERCHANDISE New Goods Arriving Every Steamer 'this week. WHITE GOODS OVER 30 PATTERNS. the Old Stand - Astoria Oregon STHAilIi:iZ 11,111.1 PARKER ben P, Parher.Ma&tet IJktZ For TOWING, FltKIUHT or C11AK II. II. 1'AItKKIt. mn 1 r r Main Street House. liftmen lliii-l ami l'oui.li. Ait ill. Oregon GRAY & PRATT - Proprietors. it II'KN. SI per laj. ""pponl Teims bj tliu U'lek Jeu l'liriiiture. New Bedi, t'leau and Neat Itoonis, flr-t Chvn Meals. Prompt anJ Polite Waiters . Eteijthlnu flrst-class. Try it .uid iee. NO CHINAMEN EMPLOYED. CANDY Manufactured and For Sale at holesale Prices, at The Oregon Bakery A. A. CLEYEUUn, Trop'r. Gooi Bread, Cate aai Pastry None but the Best Materials Used. Satisfaction Guaranteed Customers Hread delivered In any part of the city. J. Ahercrombie. (N'eit door to C.rrnahan &. Co.'.) LAUD. HAM. BACON. BUTTER, CHEESE. EGOS, POULTRY lOTATOUS, FISH AND CAME. Fruit, Nuts, and Candles. Tea, Coffee, Canneil Goods, Raisins. Etc. General Commission Merchant. CHENAMUS STIIEET, - - ASTOKIA. J. P. L.FERRELL Dr ALKH IN Key West Cigars, Tobacco, and Smokers' Articles. Choice Fruits, Confectioner-. Nuts rtc. Steamer. WATEU3T..underCrow'M Gallery -THE- DIAMOND PALACE! QUSTAY JIAXSEH, Frop'r. A Lanre and Well Selected Stock of Fine DiamoMst Jewelry At Extremely Low Prices. All Uoods Bought at This EitaMIilimeat Warranted Genuine. Watcli and Clock Repairing A SPECIALTY. Corner Cas3 and Squemoqua Streets.