"";" "fWfip'yw' - j-- jK-r-nt wnsrs ---.srp5L""sr"wjXi ivf W'5n-SH''r' S'!"5rt"""a'&"tF"'t CO VOL. XXX. NO. 119. ASTORIA, OREGON TUESDAY. MAY 22. J888. PRICE JblVE CENTS. AATA BUSINESS CARDS. IUHS B. SMITH. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Ififlcc. Room 4 and S. over City Book Store. G KO. SfOLAKD, ATTORNEY AT LAW. fee In Kinney's Block, opposite City Hall. Astoria, Oregon. . V FULTON". O. C. ITULTOX FULTON BROTHERS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. ..wins 5 and 6, Odd Fellows Building. 0. K. TUOMSO.V, Attorney at Law and Notary Public. Special attention Riven to practice In fhe U. S. I.and Office, and the examination of laud titles. A lull set ot Abstract Books for Clatsop County In office. office Up stairs, opposite Telegraph Ofllce. J q. A. BOAVJLBY, attorney niid Counsellor at taw office on Chenamus Street, Astoria, Oregon h I. WIXTOH ATTORXEr AT LAW. Rooms No. 11 and 12, Pythian Castle Build- UK. Q II. WATSON, Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. All business before the IT. S. Laud Office a jiecialty, ASTORIA, - - OBECOK. IR. J. 12. XiA i-obck, DENTIST. Kooma it and 12 Odd Fellows Building, ASTOBIA, .... OREGON, rRH. A. U AND J. A. FBLTOS. Physicians tuid Surgeons. Office on Cass street, three doors &outli ol Odd Fellow's building. Telephone No. 41. TAY TUTTIiE. M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Orncs Rooms 6 Pythian Building. Residence : SE corner Wall and West 9th streets, opposite I. W. Case's. E. SHAW. DENTIST. Itooms In Allen's Building, up italrs. cor ner Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria wregon. M 118. DR. OWKXS.AUAUt, Office and residence, D. K. Warren's for mer residence, Astoria, Oregon. Diseases of Women and Children, and of me eye ana bar, specialties. rR.o.n.KSTis. PIl YSIC1AN AND SURGEON. Ofwck : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, uregon. jR. ALFRED KI.VXF.Y, Office at Kinney's Cannery. Will only attend patients at bis office, and nuy oe iouna mero ai any nour. 11 R. FKAXK PAGE, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telegraph Office. Astoria. Oregon. .EliO F. 1M.RKEU SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY AND City Surveyor of Aatona ltesldencc : Near Clatsop Aim. N. D. Raymond, Deputy, ufflceatClCVllall. H. A. SMITH. DENTIST. Rooms 1 and 2 Fythian Bmlding over l. 11. uoopers store. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY There Is no occasion for tho most fastidi ous ot our citizens to send to Portland oi San Francisco Tor Custom Made Clothes As they can get Better Fits, Better Work manship, and for less Money. By Leaving their Orders with MEANT. New Goods by Every Steamer. Call and See Blm and Satisfy Yosratir P.J Meany. Merchant Tailor. LTJO-3?IOKT AND COMMISSION HOUSE. MAETIN OLSEN, Successor to E. C. Jfolden. The oldest established Commission House in Oregon. Goods of all kinds sold on com mission. ' Auction Sales Every Saturday. General Repairing, Jobbing and Uphol stering done. Fine stock of Furniture on hand. When you want Bargains In Household Goods go to MARTIN OLSE.X SHy The First Sign Of "ailing health, whether in the form oi Night Sweats and Nervousness, or in a sense of General Weariness and Loss oi Appetite, should suggest tlio use oi Ayer's Sarsaparilla. This preparation is most effective for giving tone and strength to tha enfeebled system, pro. rcoting the digestion and assimilation of food, restoring the nervous forces to their normal condition, and for purify ing, enriching, and vitalizing the blood. Failing Health. Ten years ago my health began to fail. I was troubled with a distressing Cough, Night Sweats, Weakness, and Nervous ness. I tried various remedies pre scribed by different physicians, Tnt became so weak that I could not go up stairs without stopping to rest. My friend3 recommended me to try Ayer's Sarsaparilla, which I did, and I am now as healthy and strong as ever. Mrs. E. L. Williams, Alexandria, Minn. I have used Ayer's Sarsaparilla, hi my family, for Scrofula, and know, if it is taken faithfully, that it will thoroughly eradicate this terrible disease. I have also prescribed it as a tonic, as well as an alterative, and must say that I honestly bclievo it to be tho best blood medicino ever compounded. W. F. Fowler, M. D., D. D. S., Greenville, Tenn. Dyspepsia Cured. It would bo impossible for me to de scribe what I suffered from Indigestion and Headache up to the time I began taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla. I was under tho care of various physicians, and tried a great many kinds of medicines, but never obtained more than temporary re lief. After taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla for a short time, my headache disap- S "cared, and my stomach performed its uties more perfectly. To-doy my health is completely restored. Mary Harley, Springfield, Mass. I have been greatly benefited by the prompt use of Ayers Sarsaparilla. It tones and invigorates the system, regu lates the action of tho digestive and assimilative organs, and vitalizes the blood. It is, without doubt, the most reliable blood purifier yet discovered. H. D. Johnson, 383 Atlantic avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y. tf Ayer's Sarsaparilla, Prepared by l)r. J. C. Ayer & Co., Loitell, Mass. Prico 81: Elx bottles. OC. Wiison& Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HAEBWAEE FARM IMPLEMENTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Eoller Mills, FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA. OREGON. After eatlnjr, persons of a bilious liablt will derive great benefit by tak ing oue of these pills. If you have been DRINKING TOO MUCH, t hey will promptly relievo the nausea, SICK HEADACHE ami nervousness which follow, restore t lie appetite and removo gloomy feel Iiirs. Elegantly sugar coated. Price, 25 cents per box. SOLD EVERYWHERE. Office, 44 Murray St., New York. RESTAURANT E. L. JEFFEIES, PROPRIETOR. Refitted, Ready For Business For The Season of 1888. Everything in Season and Nicely Served 10 Experienced Cooks, Obliging Walters. IOI The best placed before our patrons. For a.Good Ileal, go to JEFFS At tho Old Stand, on Main Street. cinn Tn QQnn A mo-vth n bo UJlUU III OOUU made working for us. gcnts preferred .who can famish their own norses and give their whole time to the bust ess. Spare moments may be profitably employed also. A few vacancies in towns and cities. B. K. Johnson & Co., 1099 Main St., Richmond, Va. Tlltt'S ! Umteft m States HOW TO KILL A TOWN. Pose as a philosopher. Find the soft side of a dry-goods box and sit and look wise and criticise every effort of energetic public spirited citizens for the promotion of the general good; impugn their motives, claim war. a -swinuie is contemplated by the promoters, or tnat tne enterprise is luiuruuuuaum and sure to fail. People will then thick that you are a man of deep penetration, and should there hap nen to be a failure, be sure to say "I told you so:" but should a grand success be the result, your propne- sies will be forgotten in the general rejoicings, so that your reputation as a prophet win not suuer. When a stranger comes to town and proposes to establish a manu factory of some kind, as soon as you hear of it slip around quietly and whisper in the ears 01 tnose who may listen to you that the party is a fraud, that he has no money of his own, that he con templates a swindle on the people, and, being a wise man, that it is your duty to warn against ap proaching danger. But should some of the wide-awake citizens see the benefits to be derived by encouraging the enterprise, and start a movement in that direction, then kick, kick vigorously, and as like attracts like, you may soon surround yourself with a whole army of kickers, and be instru mental in creating and crystalizing a sentiment strong enough to choke tho life out of the enterprise, and thereby drivotho stranger to a more public-spirited locality. Should you be remonstrated with on your opposition to public enter prises, and your attention called to tho rapid advancement of othei towns no better situated naturally than your own, reply that there is nothing there to build up a town; that there is nothing substantial about it; that the town is forced up by artifical means, and that a reaction will soon take place. 'Tis true that by so doing you make an assertion that only the future cau disprove if ever, and so, from your standpoint, you are in possession oi the field. Should a number of your citizens unite in an effort to develop the natural resources of your locality, be on hand with a fund of advice as t how the company should be in n aged. It is true you may hav- n paucity of ideas on the subject, but give them a redundancy of words,an article tho kicker always has on hand. Be very careful jiot to take stock in the enterprise, then people will think that all your suggestions are purely disin terested. After the enterprise is on its feet begin to find fault with the managers; should an mistakes occur, magnify them, darkly hint to the smaller stockholders that the big fish will soon eat up the little ones, that the whole thing is a fraud badly managed and run by a few in their own private interests. You may know nothing of the truth of what you say, but that makes no difference, just ham mer away at your assertions and in time you may have the satisfaclio of seeing .your opin ions crystalizing into facts in lite minds of your hearers. By persist ently pursuing- this course you may succeed in crippling, if not destroying, an' enterprise that would have been of incalculable benefit to j'our town. The kicker may be in good circumstances aud and perfectly satisfied with things as thoy are, may be apprehensive should a boom strike the town of having a too strong competition to contend with, fir the "town may be as big a one as he wants to live in, or he may ieel that a little more tax will lessen tho value of his property, failing entirely of seeing that public prosperity, or he may have none or little pecuniary in terest in the town, and only kicks for the pleasure that it gives him. But whatever his motives may be, by following suggestions " aud many others that may occur to him, and persistently find fault with everything said or done for tho public good, find fault with the churches, the preacher?, lawyers, doctors, schools', courts, business men, city government, newspapers, water works, gas company, manu- factories, ami m tact everything connected with the town, and 1,1 and his co-workers will soon have the pleasure of seeing the natrual result of their.labors. Another way td kill a town is lo sympathize and co-operate with those who, having no interest at stake and nothing to lose, are do ing all in their power to stir up strife, create dissention, breed dis cord and engender factional bitter nesses, whieh tend to distroy the peace and prosperity of the community. An Assurance of Health. Among the assurances of health afforded us by,the regular discharge of the bodily functions, none Is more Important and reli able than that which regularity of the bowels gives us. If there Is any even a temporary Interruption of this the liver and the stom ach suffer conjointly with inactive organs, and still greater mischief ensues If relief Is not speedily obtained. A laxative, above all cavil on the score of mineral composition or violent effect, is llostetter's Stomach Bitters approved by the medical profession and a most Important Item of the family materia medica of American households. It is bo tanic, painless In action, and If persisted in, effectual. The stomach and liver, In no less degree and no less promptly and thorouzhly than the bowels, are regulated and toned by It, and It is an admirable delense against ma larial and rheumatic ailments, and a benign remedy for kidney complaints, nervousness and debility. John Searles Jr., who performs the duties of the secretary to the sugar trust at a salary of $25,000 a year, is in Washington with a number of other gentlemen inter ested in sugar, and they are be ginning to lobby for tho Mills bill. They fear that sugar may be put on the free list in an exposition bill. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria (Then Baby waa sick, we gave her Castoria. (Then she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, (Then she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, iVhen she hod Children, she gave them Castoria Tho Black So.i and Azof Canal company, with a capital of S17, 000,000, is about to begin cutting a canal across the Crimean isthmus. No other preparation so meets the wants of a debilitated system as Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Tho king of Italy gets $8,000 a day, with time allowance, mileage and rations for one man and two horses. If ever Humbert starts a daily paper to f. a. 1, f. w., he'll keep it going throe weeks before ever thinking of hypothecating his construction bonds and putting on a second equipment mortage. Philadelphia's latest project in commemorative enterprise is that of building within her limits a joint monument to the bigners of the declaration ot independence and tho framers of tho constitution of the United States. Already they're talking about next winter's ice pilaco at Sioux City, Iowa, and they are evidently anticipating it with much enthu siasm, as, according to present in tentions, the structure is to cost 8100,000. An artesian well that was sunk at Montezuma, Ga., has spouted up some queer things, among them being lumps of coal, the bones and scales of fish, clear am ber colored rosen and bits of soft wood. Additional time has been grant ed Cramp & Sons to complete the cruisers building at their yard. Its superior excellence proven In millions of homes for more than a quarl f -Jt ffidW i rcer oiacent- . states Gov- hetds or tlm Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest, and most Healthful. Or. Trice's Cream Baking Fonder does not contain Am monia. Lime, or Alum. Sold only In Cans. PBICE BAKING POWDER CO.. SEW TOKK, CHICAGO. ST. LOUIS. sp gj f e -. Trnr ltj ri.i v .i-n-mfflS A Misunderstanding, find dav last week an old nesro man stepped into Glenn & Shaw's doming store, on momgomery avenue, in Chattanooga, and ap proaching Mr. Glenn asked: "Is you got any cotton hoesr "Oh, yes," replied Mr. Glenn, and walking behind the counter and pulline down two or three boxes began displaying cotton hose by the wholesale, when the old ne gro looked up in surprise anu asked: "Boss, what did I ax you for?" "Cotton hose, didn't you?" re plied Mr, Glenn. "Yas sir. But dese ain't what we hoes cotton wid in our settle ment. Lafayette Ga. Messenger. The Wonderful Properties of Darby's Frophylactic Fluid. Wherever a preventing, healing, cleansing and deodorizing injection or wash is required use Darbys Prophylac tic Fluid. Any inflamed suiface, exter nal or internal, treated with the Fluid will be quickly relieved. It has effected cures that had resisted the best medical skill. At last England is about to be waked from her barbarism in re gard to the science of shaving; A New Yorker is about to establish a barber's shop in London on the luxurious principles of America. Ayer's Pills aro pleasant, safe and sure, and excel all other pills in healing and curative qualities. Best for family use. At Finger Board on the Bay of Fundy, 30,000 logs aro being put together into one huge raft to bo towed by sea to New York. IWDER Absolutely Purea This powder nover varies, A marvel of purity, strength and wholesomeness. More economical than tho ordinary kinds, and can not be sold In competition wltb the multi tude ot low test, short weight, alum or phos Bhate powders. Sold only in cans. Royal akino Powder CO. 103 Wall-st,. N. Y. CANDY Manufactured and For Sale at Wholesale Prices, at The Oregon Bakery A. A. CLEVELAND, Prop'r. Good Breai, Gate an! Pastry Kone but the Best Materials Used. Satisfaction Guaranteed Customers Bread delivered In any part of the city. Seaside Bakery. Bcstltlilb Bread and CAKES OF ALL KINDS, Manufacturers of Fine Candles. AND Ornamental Confeotionery And Ice Creams. Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Candles. JOHNSON, BBOM. The Str. Telephone Fast Tims Between Portland and Astoria. Leaving Astoria Monday,.... 6 a. m, Tuesday .2or.M. " Wednesday .7 p.m. " ' Krldav-. -7 p.m. " " Saturday. 2:30 p.m. Close connections at Kalama to the Sound; at Astoria with the Gen. Miles for Hwaco, Oystervllle and Grays Harbor ; at Portland with the O.SC.R. B., and west side trains. P. & W. V. B. R ; Vancouver and Oregon City boats, and Eastern bound trains. Assignee's Notice. N OTICE 18 HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE ttnrtxi-KixTiMl has been anoolnttd as signee of the Thistle Packing Company, and all persons having claims against It, are re quired to present the same, duly verified, to the assignee, within three months from this WMmrrih.ni. 0,w.rolIO:I. AKlH" PACU J "It Is not what one makes. It Is what one j nUEr doioc CASH- j saves that makes them rich." ONE PRICE. SAVE MONEY ! Buying Your Goods AT In Ibb Who sells his goods strictly for Cash, and at One Price to all, and gets them direct from the manufacturers and sells them un der a lower expenso and smaller profit than any other legitimate house on the coast. I now have in stock in Men's and Boy's Clothing, viz: Men's Suits (31 to 42 size) from 5.00 to $23.00 Youth's Suits (12 to 17 years) from 4.50 to 13.00 Boy's Suits (9 to 12 years long pants) from 4.00 to 7.50 Boy's Suits (4 to 12 years short pants) from 2.50 to 7.00 Boy's Sailor Suits (3 to 8 years short pants) from 1X0 to 5.00 Boy's Fine Jersey Suits (4 to 8 years short pants) from 4.50 to 5.00 Boy's Fino Kilt Suits (2J to 5 years) new styles, 5.00 Men's Wool, Cassimere, and Fino Pants from 2.50 to G.50 Boy's Cassimere Pants (12 to 17 years) from 1.75 to 3.50 Boy's Short Pants (4 to 12 years) from.. 1.00 to 1.75 JFnll lines in Furnishing Goods, Hats, Caps, Trunks, Valises, Umbrella1), Blankots, Quilts, etc., etc. JSr"A child buys as cheaply at my counters as the most experienced buyer. Country ordors filled correctly nnd with dispatch. Opposite "fescue Knelne IIousc. LSt03?l& O3?g033,a Street Cars running by tho door. AXD 5000 donblo roll of Wall Paper and Docorntion3 of tho latest styles and shades just rooeived direct from Eastern factories. Also a large assortment of Of nil grades in beautiful new designs New Smyrna Rugs, Portiere Curtains, China Matting, Etc., Etc. Call and examine. CHAS. HEILBORN. -Ill -. .1.1...... -.- .1 ..,1.1.. HOTELS AND KESTAUKANTS cnr.ifi. evknsox. F. COOK THE EVENSON & COOK On the European Plan. LARGE CLEAN ROOMS, ' A FIRST-CLASS RESTAURtlNT Board by the Day, Week or Month. Private Rooms for Families, Etc. Transient Custom Solicited. Oysters, Fish, Meats, Etc., Cooked to Order. WATER St., Opp. Foard & Stokes A FIRST CLASS SALOON Run In connection with tho Premises. The Best of WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS. Good Billiard Tables and Private Card Rooms. THE Casino Restaurant One block from the O. R. & N. Dock, M. M.SERRA, Proprietor. A Good Meal For 25 Gents. Oysters In any Style, 25 cents. In connection with this Popular Restau rant is run a flist-class Saloon, well stocked with choicest Wines, Liquors and Cigars. H.- EKSTEOM, PRACTICAL WATCHMAKER. Special Attention Paid to REPAIRING. A Fine Line of Jewelry, Clocks and Watches on Hand. All Work Guaranteed. Water St, East of Aug. Danlelson's. I. W. Gas, BANKER. ESTABLISHED - - 1870. Transacts a General Banking Business. Drafts drawn available in any part of the 0. S. and Europe, and on Hong Kong, China Orricis Hours : 10 a. jr. to 3 r. m. Odd Fellows Building, AsMrla, Oregon. J. H. D. GrKAY Wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT General Storage and Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria, Oregon. IiBIiIb dl liUlOl OSGOOD'S L..I.. INSURANCE. CAPITAL STOCK, $500,000 COLUMBIA INSURANCE CO. FRANK DEKUM President W. H. SMITH Vice-President JOHN A. CHILD Secretary No. 100 Second St., Portland, Or. I. W. Case, Agent, Astoria, Or. $67,000,000 Capital Liverpool & London & Globe. North British and Mercantile of London and Edinburgh. Hartford of Connecticut, Commercial of California Agricultural, ot Watertown, Now York, London & Lancashire of Liverpool, Eng.. Fire Insurance Companies, Represent In a capital of S67.ooo.ooa U. VAN DU8EX. Agent. J. 0. B0Z0RTH. FIRE INSURANCE ACENT. Insurance written In first class English and American companies at Ion est going rates. Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE IIV FIRST GIjABS COMFAXIF.M Representing 813,000,000 PHCENIX, Hartford, Conn. HOME, New York, AGENCY PACIFIC EXPRESS CO C. P. UPSHUR, Main Street Wharf - Astoria. Oregon. -AGENCY OF SAN FRANCISCO. Astoria, Oregon. Cannery SnBpliesatLowestPrices Fire and Marine Insurance at Current ratci. Hume's Building, Water Street. E. B. CUSHMAN B. H. COLEMAN ' Age i ' nti. Fancy Bazar, Co to Nora Rappleyea's For a full Line of Fancy Work. Materials. Gloves, Mitts, Embroideries. Dressgoods. Plunh, Satins, Buttons, Underwear. Corsets. Hosiery, etc., etc. ... Lessons given In Embroidory. Stamping done to Order. Ladles Invited to call. One door South of AsioniAS Office. FDffi A! MAUI COuIoMO m ? jj ''a-AaSjA .