V Wxt gattj gwtfotfati. ASTOKIA, OREGON: SATURDAY... ...MAY 28, 1887 Tun collector at Bombav has among his curiosities a Chinese rod marked '"Heathen Idol," and next to it a gold dollar-marked "Christian Idol." BIG F1EE IN NEW YORK. General and growing discon tent is reported throughout the island of Cuba, caused by the op pressions and tax extqrtions of Spain. Measures of relief are de manded of the Spanish govern ment, and there is a growing desire for more intimate trade and political relations with the United States. Oscar B. Farxust, of Boston, tired of life, took a big dose of laudanum, tied his necktie tightly Around his throat, huncr himself therebv to the chandelier, turned on the gas, and tried to die. The necktie broke, the poison didn't work, he was discovered before the gas killed him, and at last ac counts was alive. The United States supreme court has handed down a decision that an insane person who takes his own life does not "commit sui cide," and that life insurance may be recovered even though the pol icy may provide tnat u snaii db void if the insured person shall die by suicide; self-killing by a lunatic person is by law to be re garded as an accidental death. A place on earth has been found where taxes are unknown. Tt is a territory bordering on the northern line of Lincoln county, Me., called "Hibbert's Gore." It contains three hundred and thirty four acres of land, and ten flour ishing families. It is bounded by the lines of three counties Knox, Lincoln and Waldo but it is not claimed by either. The inhab itants do not maintain a municipal organization, and cannot vote for president, covernor, members of the legislature or town officers. The cost of all fences in the United States amounts to 1,747, 519,931, or nearly equal to the in terest bearing debt, and about the same as the estimated value of 'all the farm animals, so that for every dollar invested in live stock an other dollar is required for con structing protection against their ravages upon crops. The annual repairs together with interest on the amount invested in the ex isting fences, amounted to nearly S200,000,000, and the amount of wood needed must have been not far from 5,000,000,000 feet. Atossible cause of earthquakes in Europe has been suggested to the French Academy of Sciences by M. A. Blavier, who associates the great disturbances of 1755, 1884 and 1887 with abnormal ac cumulations of ice about the north pole. He supposes such accumu lations to have caused -a deflection of the gulf stream away from Eu rope, producing great climatic changes and a slight disturbance of equilibrium in' the sea bottom, followed by a possible local frac ture along the line of least resist ance. Evidence of the in-rush of cold oceanic waters is furnished by the disappearance of sardines from the west coast of Europe during the years in question. Famous Women. Sjrrup ol Tigs. Yesterday morning flames broke out at 1:30, in the South End line stables on Tenth avenue, New York city, between Fifty-third and Fifty fourth streets. The building was en tirely destroyed, with 1,600 horses and nearly all the cars in the building. Two blocks of bnudmes were soon in flames. Flames were first seen by one .of tne night hands, who gave the alarm. The flames spread rapidly, and soon completely enveloped the building. The buildincr was a five-story 'struc ture, and covered a square blook, reaching baokto Eleventh avenue. It was in flames so quickly that there was no chance to save the books of the company. In the stables were over 1,600 horses and several hundred cars. Only ten hand cars were saved. At 2 o'clock the walls of the building fell in with a crash, sending millions of sparks and blazing pieces of wood high in the air. The call of three sixes had been made, as soon as the fire chief "arrived at the scene, and engines from all parts of the city, with the water tower and hook and ladder companief were readily com ing. The heat from the flaming building was so great that several firemen and two policemen .were prostrated. At 1:45 a. m., the flames, aided by a strong high wind which was prevail ing, had leaped aoross the wide ave nue and communicated to the whole block on the east side, between Fifty third and Fity-fourth. The blook was composed of six-story tenement houses and a coal yard. The terror- strioken tenants poured out of the building like-a swarm of bees, pray- ine fighting and cursing by turns. The scene of terror was indescribable. The buildings burned rapidly, though the fronts facing the avenue were brown stone. By 230 they were com pletely gutted. Flames spread to the entire block, over to Ninth avenue. At half past two the next block below had caught fire and was blazing neroe ly. Streets in the vicinity for blocks away were filled with frightened, cry ing and woe-stricken tenants fleeing from the ravages of fhe flames. The fire attracted thousands of awe-stricken spectators. The tenement houses were thickly peopled. Every floor had from four to five families. All were poor people, who will lose all their property. It is not known how the fire origin ated. A number of men slept in the car stable. Seventy-five dwellings, mostly frame tenements, inhabited by poor people, a Boap factory and a brewery are "among the buildings burned. The loss will aggregate over 31,000,000. , The fire was got under control at four o'clock this morning; the loss is now estimated at $1,325,000. The fire raged from 130 o'clook till day break; the bodies of 1,200 horses were roasted in the ruinB of the sta bles. More than one hundred fami lies, most of them very poor people, wero rendered homeless. A number of people were prostrated by the heat. The insurance will be less than 500, 000. - Manufactured only hy the California Fig Syrup. Co. San Francisco Cal. is Natures Own True Laxative. This Eleasant liquid fruit remedy may be ad of TV. E. Dement & Co. at fifty cents or one dollar per bottle. It is the most :nown, to cleanse the system: to acton tne.Liver, iitdneys ana uoweis pleasant, prompt aim effective remeay t yet thoroughly Colds and Fevers; to cure Constipation, Indigestion and kindred ills. to g dispel Head ently achs, Gamb'ripus Beer lAnd Free Lunch at the Telephone Sa loon, o qenis. Telephone X,oiRing House. Best Beds in town. Booms per night 50 and 23 eta., per wcok 81 .30. hew and clean. Private entrance. Books, Stationery, WE DO NOT WANT THE EARTH. Notions, Bird Cages, Modest Prices are Satisfactory, Small profits are Sufficient. Acceptable. Wc reach your approval through Lott Vtv e-s We stock ot Moderate Patronage is have now an hum' use Watches, Clocks, Jewelry and Silverware Our stock Is Fresh. New and Stjllsh. LOOK US OVER. If ue do not vire ou money we will mako some one else sell j ou Low. G&JRZ ADItBB., Manage? etc. A Sunny Boom With the comforts of a home, library. Apply at ioiaen uouie. or A New-And. Eelarced Ptock Choice Brandfl or Cigars. Imported Key West and domestic. All tastes can be satisfied, and all pockets suited as to price. Tanslll'sPunch and Junior's in full supply as usual at D. L. Beck & Sons. What is better than a glass of liquor ? A cup of delicious 6offee at Fabre's. Musical Instruments. Cutlery, CRYSTAL PALACE. Baby Carriages. Picture Frames, EMPIRE STORE WE CARRY A A. V ALLEN The best Fabre's. oysters in any stj le at Ten cents for a cup of Fabre's coffee. nice UIED. On Gray's Klver, May Frankle-L. infant son of Mr. 'Si, 1887, and Mrs. Jesse Baker, aged nine months and three days. " Thy days sweet babe, were fow An angels morning visit, That came and vanished as the dew. 'Twas here; 'twas there; where is it! Yet didst thou leave behind tlieo A clue for love to find thee." NEW.TO-DAY. Summer Visitors WILL FIND SUNNY QUIET BOOMS, with or without board ; Apply to Mrs. A. T. Harris. Folk below Chenamus, one door from comer, west side. Kates reasonable. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN Fine Groceries, Provisions and Mill Feed, Crockery, Glass f Plated Ware. o The Largest and finest assortment of Frosh. Fruits and "STegetables. Received fresh every Steamer. Full Line of Dry and Fancy Goods, Ready Made Clothing:, Gents' Furnishing Goods Hats Caps We have just received a 'are lot ot &ENTS' FIN 15 SHOES Diiect from M.uuifactuier. Children's Youths' and Misses' Shoes And the tiniM apartment of LIDIES' 8UOE4 In all styles and grades, to be found in Astoria. W. T. PAHKEK, Manager. CITY BOOK Goods Auditor and Police Judge's Notice. NOTICE Is hereby eiven that the city assessment roll of the city of Astoria, Clatsop county, Oreeon, for the year 1887, as returned by the City Assessor ofcsaid city on the 24th day of May, 1887, Is now on file in the office of the Auditor and Police Judge of said city, where it is open and will remain open for in spection until Uie 15th day ot June, 1887. All applications for corrections or revisions of the same must be filed with the Auditor and Police Judge prior to said 15th day of June 1887. By order of the Common Council. Attest: T. S. Jkwett, Auditor and Police Judge. Astoria, May 28th, 1887. Unnecessary Misery. Probably as nraoh misery cornea from habitual constipation as from any derangement of the functions of the body, and it is difficult to cure, for the reason tbat no one likes to take the medicines usually pre scribed. HAMBUBG FIGS were prepared to obviate this difficulty, and they will be found pleasant to the taste of women and children. 25 cents. At all druggists. J. J. Mack & Co., proprietors. S. F. . Vagaries of Minnesota Weather. It gives us great pain to announce that the man-Vho was sun-struck early Sunday afternoon froze to death Sunday night Minneapolis Tribune. FIRST OF THE SEASON. Grand Excursion I To Port Canby and Ilwaoo, The steamer Qen, Canbu will leave Gray's dock at 9 A. M, Sunday, May 29, 1837. Tickets for the Bound Trip, One Dollar. Froposals for furnishing ship chandlery and rations for ret enue vessels, Custom; Housk,Astobia.Orkook. Col- LKCTOB'S OFFICK.Mav 20, 1R87. SEALED PROPOSALS WILL BE RE celved at this office until 12 o'clock, noon, of Saturday, June 11. 1887, for supplying rations and ship chandler for the use of crews and vessels in the U. S. Revenue Marine service, in this collection district for tne nscal year ending June 30, 1888. Sched ules nt articles of ship chandlery to he bid for nil! be furnished on application at this offlce. The right Is reserved to re ject any or all blds.'nnd to waive defects. JOHN HOBSON, Collector. Onr Stock is Larger than ever before. All New and direct from Eastern Factories. SINE STATIONERY, SCHOOL AND BLANK BOOKS, MISCELLANEOUS BOOKS, Baby Carriages, Bird Cages, Croquet Sets, FISHING TACKLE, ETC. Whiting's Standard Writing Papers. The Domestic Sewing Machine. Pacific Coast Charts and Tide Tables. CRiFFIN & REED. BOOTS and SHOES Tlio Verdict JDnanimoiis. "W. D. Suit, Druggist. Blppus, Ind., testifies: "I can recommend Electric Bitters as the very best remedy. Every bottle sold has given relief in every case. One man took six bottles, and was cured of Rheumatism of 10 years' standing." Abraham Hare, druggist, Bellvllle, Ohio, affirms: "The best selllne medi cine I have ever handled in my 20 years' experience, is .Electric Hitters." Thou sands of others have added their testi mony, so that the verdict is unanimous that Electric Bitters do cure diseases" of the Liver, Kidneys or Blood. Only a half dollar a bottle at V7. E. Dement & Co.s Drug Store. Notice. NEITHER THE CAPTAIN NOR THE agents of the British ship Sir Henry Laurence, will be responsible for any debts contracted by the crew ot said vessol with out the master's consent while at this port. CAPT. SINCLAIR. Astoria, May 25tn, 1887. Madamo Trebelli, the greatest of living contraltos who has traveled extensively, in iacc visitea every county ana city ot note in me wona, has just departed from the slope of the Pacifie, and often expressing the greatest admiration for the beauty and grandeur of our scenery and the delightful mildness of our climate, left the following written note as a living expression of her opinion in' the hands of a Portland druggist, the original of which can be seen on de mand. Pobtlakd, Or., April 6, 1887. Dear Mr. Wisdem: I have tried your "llobertine," and it give3 me much pleasure to say that it is excellent for the comploxion, being one of the -best articles of the kind I have ever used. Be lieve me, yom-3 sincerely, Z. Tbebelli. If any further proof of the excel lency of this article is required call on Messrs. W.E. Dement & Go. of Asto ria, Or., who, for the small sum of fifty cents, will produce evidence that will satisfy the moat skeptical and x fastidious and give you a beautiful picture card for the trouble of enquiring. Astoria Building and Loan Asso ciation. Special Notice to Stockholders. Go to Thompson & Ross' for A num ber one Salt Lake potatoes. For Gray's and tender. Kivcr Asparagus fresh For the White Heath Peach XXX. For Rock Candy and gallon can. Drips half gallon For Cream Biscuits, Boston Brown Bread, etc. For fresh Clatsop Clams. For White Burbank potatoes for seed and for Silver Cream for breakfast In fact if you want choice groceries at the lowest market rates don't forget to call on Thompbox & Ross. The perfection of the age in the med ical line is the liquid fruit remedy Syrup of Fies, manufactured only by the California Fig Syrup Co., Sau Fran cisco, Cal. It is agreeable to the taste, acceptable to the stomach, harmless in its nature, painless yet prompt and thorough in its action. For sa e by W. E. Dement & Co. - For The Most Beautiful And enduring photographs, charming tones, the most scientific letouohing and fine polish go to N. S. Shuster, the pioneer leading photographer. See new samples at his new gallery on the road All the patent medicines advertised ier, luutiuit r wiiu i: rjiwjur&fc , and toilet article!, etc-can opposite O in this paper, together with rl choicest Derfumerv. and toilet article!, etc-can be bought at the lowest prices.. Hi J. W. Conn's drug store. hotel, Astoria. Mdent Shilou'3 relieve Crow ;up.E win Whoopins CUBE oun. wnooping immediately Cough, and Book Store. Tha next regular monthly meetinc will be held on Wednesday ereninir June 1st. ir7. 7 :30 r. m. at the hall of Kescue Engine Co. uues.Doi paia oeiore p. m. or above date will become delinquent and subject to fines which will be strictly enforced. The public invited to attend. A.8.KEED, . - Secrotarj Astoria, Or-, May 2C. '87. Genuine English Porpoise Shoes For Gents. Ladies Flexible Sole Shoes in French, Kangaroo and Dongula Boys and Youths Shoes of all Kinds, Hisses and Chlldrens and Infant hce Spring heels. WE DEAX. IN BOOTS AX1 MIOE.S OWL.Y. P. .K GOODMAN. Kid H. B. PAEEER, DEAI Eli IN Hay, Oats, ana Straw, Lime, Briek, Cement, Sanl and Plaster Wood Delivered to Order. Drajini,-, Teaming sb1 Express Busl&esji. vr EASIER (tyiU PAMEB fben P. Parher,Maater. For TOWING, FKEIGHT orCHAli H. U.PAJREK1C. IER apply to the Captain, or to Strike It Ricli BOY YOUR- Groceries! Provisions1 OF- Foard & Stoke Their largely Increasing trade enab'es thera to sell at the very lowest margin ot profit while giving you goods that are of first class quality. Goods Delivered All Over the City. GREAT Bargains si :"- ;" Baby Buggies Boss' OfjeraHonse One Nignt Only Tuesday, May SI, (887. The show of New features ! Something to please everybody is the watchword with the management of I. W. BAIRD'S Mammoth Minstrels. 30 Peerless Performer. Europe's greatest sensation, the Royal Hand Bell Ringers. The British Glee Bards, 5 In number. 8 Great Comediansr8 End Men 10 Clog Ex perts, 8 Superb .Vocalists, 12 Great Special ists, New, Unique, Novel and Refiued. 10 song and Dance Artbts. Plantation, Acro batic and Genteel. 50 Famous Funny Fea tures, The King Laugh Makers, 20 Skilled Musicians, every man a Solo Player. ThBes.t plenty ot The Best, and nothing but The Best, Is the -secret Of our Sublime Success. Two Gomplete Shows In One. A Host of happy Surprises. A Blooming Garden of Rare NoveUIes. Watch for the Grand Tarade of Balrd's Gold and Silver Cornet Band. AdmlMSloB : 'Reserved Seats 81. J?araily Circle 75 cents. Gallery SO ents. Reserved seats on sale at the usual place the New York Novelty Store. For Sale." WO NEW FISHING BOATS. JUST oemnleted: guaranteed duality. Ac- T The'Lpng.and short of it. Ia, X Toll You Tlaat JEFF Of the U. S. Restaurant gives the hest Meal for the money to benad on the Coast. Mis Regular Dinner with Tea, Coffee, Wine, Beer or Milk for 25ets. Cannot be Beat. Meals Cooked to Order on Short Notice Oysters In Any Style and Always Fresh. , 1l3i6rt Oltsj5 Saloon jSljjl5L LODCINC HOUSE The Highest PrlcelPaid for Junk. -THE- DIAMOND PALACE! GUSTAY HASSEN, Prop'r. A Large and Well Selected Stock of Fine AND Musical Instruments AT THE New York Novelty Store BiuiOnuStJefelrj At Extremely Low Prices. All Goods Bought at TbU Establishment Warranted Genuine. Wat eh and Clock Repairing A'SPEOIALTY. . Corner Cass and Squemoqua Streets. J. H. JD. GRAY Wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Sic. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT. General Storage and Wharfage on reason able .teems. Foot of Benton street, Astoria. Oregon. AmericanNews Depot ON SALE The latest Magazines and Illustrated papers of too day. Swedish. Danish and German papers, Books and Dictionaries. Lovell and Seaside Libraries,- 8chool Books, Stationery, etc.- A. BALMANNO, Chenamus St. near Main. Salmon Vessels.- Astoria to Liverpool Direct. We shall place on the berth as the first ot our Direct line of sailing vessels to Liverpool, The fine Tron Bark WARWICK OASTLE. Classed Aa1, il53Toa3Begister To be followed by strictly first class vessels during the Salmon Shipping season. For rates of Freight and Insurance apply to MEYEB, WILSON & CO. .Portland or San Francisco, or to WILSON. MEYEE & CO. 15 Brunswick St., Liverpool, . In Connection With The Restaurant. H. EKSTROM. WATCHMAKER. Just received a large stock of "Watches and Clocks. .Chains, Lockets, etc. Also fenuiue Seth Thomas Boat Clocks, proved to e the best. All which will be sold at very low prices, Watch and Clock repalrlnff a specialty, and done at reasonable prices. ftaop next to Aug. Danlslaon's Are You Insured? J. O. Bozorth Writes Insurance Policies In Sellable Fire Insurance companies that lve Absolute Protection In case or Fire. AT GRIFFIN & REED'S. j O cs LwJ CO fid US Broachltis. Sold by W.ETDement&Co ply st boat EhOp 01 JOS. LEATHERS. .Hoojn, on tae roadway,