9 VOL. G. OREGON CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 9. 1872. NO. 15. O ' li "democratic paper, FOU THE BtialnessKSan, the Farmer JSSUEI EYEItY PRUJAY I3V k:jtou and puuushkii. OFFICII la Dt-.TUsXCsUnck IluiUmg o T l-1 11 MS of S I JlXCll If TIOX: gin-!,; Copy one year, hi advance, i'2 .",0 tfai ms of a i i v; ; tisi.xg Transient advortwo.tie.its, inc lading all lehr.n -1- of 1-2 hues i vr.$ 2 50 !',k e;i-:h suV .(.-i-i. : i ri-ci ti.nt 1 ''' l)aeO..!:i a , one Year $120 00 m" -.: (,) i-irter ' fjiititHMi Gar.!, 1 'rv,i,-e niit year 1- 1; j ;,-) i i.ir. s f hi i,t'le it- l!? rink o S-iknks, .' t.'T:-n.-e of Agr.Us. JIO Oh' AX ft Ann PHLXTIXCr. The ;-:.it-.'i-.ifi-!! oftL-.e i-t .-applied with lie.iutifal. apurovod -tvl.'.s !' ljpe. and mod em M.VCIIIXI-; mtiOSKoS. whb-h will enable ti.e Proprietor t .1 .b minting at all times Are:, O ::.': and Ch-svp '. IO- 'V : s d :- t,- . .1.7 II i-iln.' n tr i:: .'': ' is kii.-j. a Sprcit t,ti.. n crs ixxss c 1 nu s . cu.vs i: v.',!i!ir::i. f. a. fou !::. HI C"- , v n , r rr r-'s r"3 f OKi-'ICU C't VI'.MAX main t::kkt, oil!-: ;ox city, o:i kgo:: Nov. 1", I r 1 :u" j. m. TiriMi'Mi:;, c w. f:i'i;u. Vu-3 rl.-GO 2l F3TGH, A N !) flin '7 " f fa iiU d ii is y a v L te'ii j orpicr: tv.'o naocs :i:tu ot' the po.stuffil'K. UK.VL KS 1" AT i-i liOiMUT AND SOLI), j,oa;-. n !:; i i at and ai;- SriiAVi; OL' TITLKS FCUNlNill-:i. Wi: uxvi: a c.).M ;",j:t:-: ailstiiact of Till-; ol ail projK'i ty in 1 i i lz. '.' i 'ny, a ill pc'ill'it piiits ol t'. sumo, j.roji.u ed vi:h uTi'.it i.iii'. We will in aciioe in t!.o iiil 'rout Ciii ts ol i.'K' ."-tat Specuii at te.iti ! jriv.'ii tu t li o ctioii of all claims tint, iiiav be ii! i-j.'-I (a i our hands. Lcra! Tenders wouu.!it u.jd s -l Ton:-; i?.cox, Imr.orter and Dealer in S-v';-'-?:'-?jJf pi AllD.v I i.lir L.'.ir.in, !. ., ftC, O'-'-gon Ci!:;, Orc'fon, At C'.i,i,:,n: i'i;-i,Afi ..'.?.'....:.'(.? v" ouil. b j S. A .-..-. ': .'.( tt stiit'. h t"' JOHN FLEMING, .;;v,; DliALKU IN IN MVKIIS" riHK-PIlOOF UltlCK, m UX ST::i-:-:r, imrcox city. ii:r.ox. Ol'i-lri: --lu Odd l-Vll. Ton .!, cor Ml' l-'ir ui:U Aid-, r .--in i t, 1'oitiand. Ki' i i o aa - of thi)-o desm;ir stip'Tior oper.ttio i-. iu specal reijue-t. Niirous ox id in the jiaialess ex ' rac I ion f tooth. I 7"A i .iid.it teeth "U.-tror than the best,' an 1 ..- .:A,-.-ff s tf.r '('- Wiii ir: 'm (.v-'a City on Saturdays. Nov. :-::t' )r. j, n. hatch, n x: ; t i s t , The ; it!.,:ja,. (if'?!i-!?e desiriiiir nrft (" t ' ;ti-, v. is icspi'ethidy solicited. Sat isia j i iu aii cases -uaraiitccd. N. U. A."-'. i.cy.i,- adiuisitstcivd far the Cainless i'i xt inn of Teeth. O.-'rr.-s In Woi-ut.t's new b'ii!d:i:sr, west ide of Firs; -.tre', ! i-; v. a:'n A.ldei a:.d Mi-r jsou streets, I'ortland, O.eoii. Yv y It- A i i . t, .ii. i'., U i V.: )X. i'a!;i!.i.!i. 0::i-;i; n. OKf.i'y-0-l I t-Vih-.ws' Te:iipU. corner t.'-irst .tad 1 ! ; ;.c,-ts Ue.-idcuce coruvr of 1-1 in an.i Soveatii -tleots. ji-it. di'i-';.. ; S'iire lsj;i,at the i f, stand, An As irfrr.ent of Watet.t . -Ie w elrv. u:i t S. th Tli r.n is" voi.rht C. -Us , ad nf which aie warranted t-i bo a- r.'prosontod. ?! m i i ;. :i . il v!." fi'i st.rt n,-if 4-n iiid th.utkt.;l tor past favors. CL3JIII GSEEJIIIAIf , CitY Dra5 U5"::' on ia; OX CITY. ftS. All orders for the delivery of nn-rehan-dise ii tckaies and frei.'ht of wit itpvcr tos criptio-i. t- any prt of th? city, v:it!beexe u. i- i promptly and with care. TEV YOKIv HOTEL, H ;t !'..-:. Gaft'ums.'S Nj. IT Fr on street, :,n-i:.U the Mail stcam-sV.oi-ll;ig. Poi;ia:id.Greg..n. H. E0THSG3. J. J. VILKE3S, P K O V R I 7. T O II S . Birrd per V . " , " with Lodging. " " P.iy . S.'oo" . . 1 00 ?AKC YOUil 3JAKII. DAVID C A f!K Efi. Ia the qunri ios sUculu you toll, Medio your mark; Do JOll (e'ie Ilpuil the soil, Make your mirk; in" '.vhatovor path yon p;o, hi WDMovof place you .slant, Moving swift or moving slow. Vfitb a (irm and honest hand yiuke your ui.v.k. Should opponoui hodg-e your way, .Make yon- in irk; Work by night, or work by day, Mako your mark; Sifii'lo in iulu'dy and well, Lot no obstatdo oppose; None, riht shielded, ever fell J!y the weapons !' his foes; Make your mark. What ihonirh born a peasant's son, Make your mark; Good by joor ti i ; : i can be done-- Yi ike your mark. Peasant's garbs may warm the cold: Peas mt's works may calm a fear Eeiter far iliau lioardin gold Is the drving of a tear; Make oar m at k. Life is fleeung as a shade Make your mark; Mai-ks of some Uin.l must, be madj Make your mai k. Make i; while the arm is .--.'rong, In the golden hours of youth; Never, never make it wrong Make it in tie- stamp of truth; Make vour mark. TU 42 M tfi 3 X TUB MtillT. T see a m udei in Hie night, il-es!!e a parapet of gold; Her lace is patient, cairn and white. Iter eves ai- luge and black, and hold A wondrous beauty sad and sweet, As moonlight swathing clouds that meet. Long years I've seen this maiden slaud, Wi.'u giatices ever fixed on me; She moves not either aim or hand, And at her foot there seems to be A river, pi inkt with flowerets, wide. Upon whose breast no shadows ride. She stirs not. but is over s i!l As saint in some stained window seen, When sunbeams all its features fill Vfi'h an u n wavet in; diamond sheen: Put there are change ia her eyes. Like throbs of statu in midnight skies. Only to up' her form appears In d.ukness. I can ;:ee her best ; Sometimes I fancy there are tears As white ;ts pearls upon her breast, That she lia shod because I'm here. And she's iu heaven ah, happy there! It is the imago of a maid 1 loved on earth long, long ago; Whose memory in my heart is laid. There hurried hurried sweet and low: She'll wiiic h me till-my life is o'er. Say, what can love, true love, do more"? Faying for Marriages. ?lr. Gniiit, who lins o-ivcMi us a history of KitTish liewspajiers, tells a very irofxl story of the origin of the custom of eh.'ipjfmig" for the in wrtion of marriage announcements. At iirsL these were puiXilshett free ly, as they stiil are by many pro vincial papers. ut iu the early lays of the Times it vftis the cus tom in announcing a marriage to state the amount of the bride's dowry i.'-20,()00, or :)0,000, or w l.-ii itever it tni-'ht. liapneu to be : and in looknug over thelautes col umn, one morning at breakfast, Xlv. Walter threw out the suigges tio'i that il' a man married all this money he might certainly pay a trilling per eentage upon it to the printer for acqnaintiinj: the world witli the fact. '"These marriage fees would form a nice little pocket money for me, my dear," added Airs. Walter, and as a joke her hus band agreed to try the experiment. The charge at first was bat a trille, and the annual amount probably notnmch. Jiut?drs. Waller at her death nassed this prescriptive right of her's toiler daughter, and when, a few years ago, the right was re purchased by the present proprie tor, it was assessed at 4,000 to 5,000 a year. 4 1 1 a i ! . u o a i C o x v i : r : s a t i s 'Sav, conduct oi", wliat's the next station y 'The next station is North Skunkville.' 'Then comes ' 'Sk unkville.5 'Aid and then' 'South Skunkville.' 'And the next one, I suppose, i 'Skunkville Centre.' 'Certainly! and then we are at ' Little Skunkville.' 'Yes, exactly, and then ' 'Big Skr.ukviile.1 l m!' I'a-.-engei; begins to third; Skunkville and its dependen cies extend the entire length oft lie toad. 'I'm, and then we come to ' 'Skunkville Forks.' 'Yeas; ami tlun ' 'Skunkville Ptunn.' Good gracious! and the next station ' 'Fpper Skunkville.' 'Ilitiiider and then "comes ' 'Lower Skunkville, Little North Skunkville, Fig South Skunkville, Skunkville Jir.ir.di, New Skunk ville and' Vcil, attd what then' 'Old Skimkviile.' 'Conductor, don't this road run through a skunk gravevard ! If it don't it. ought to.' The very best kind of ntrnVni. j tural fair farmers' daughters. Tcarlul Disclosures From the S- F. Examiner. Senator Schurz recently, in the Senate alluded to the. shameful ex tortions that have long been prac ticed on the merchants of New York. His language left no doubt that he aimed Ids denunciation at the President himself, to whom he asciibed a knowledge of the wrongs being inflicted on the importers of that city, to the loss of honest mer chants and to the detriment o'f the public service. We give the lan guage employed on that occasion by the .Missouri .Senator : "It was intimated to some of the witnesses that 3Ir. Leet, who pock ets the enormous profits arising from that business, had some con nection with the White House ; but General Porter was examin ed, Mr. Leet himself was examined, and they both testified it was not so, and counting the number of the witnesses we have no right to form a different conclusion. Fut the fact remains that this scandal ous system of robbery is sustained is sustained against the voice of the merchants of New York is sustained against the judgment and the voice of the Secretary of the Treasury himself. I ask you, how is it sustained? Where and what is the mysterious power that sustains it 'i The conclusion is in evitable that it is a power stronger than decent respect for public o pin ion, nay a power stronger than the Secretary of the Treasury himself." The Committee of Investigation has been holding its sessions in New York for several days. Sen ators Fayard and Casserly fearless ly and ably represent the people iii this matter. Their inquiries have elicited facts damaging in the extreme to the President, for he was informed of the abuses by one of his wannest personal friends, A. T. Stewart of New York', on whom he wished, in the early part of his Administration, to con fer the position of Secretary of tin? Treasury. That gentleman stated that, in October 1870, he had men tioned the matter to the Presdent, and again in the Summer of 1871. The evidence shows that Col. Leet, a member of the President's staif, bore the first news of Mr. GriitncH's appointment to him as Colleeter of the port of N ew i oik. ; and at the same time a let ter of introduction, in which the President solicited employment for his pet. Col. Leet obtained a share of the business under the General Or der System, but soon after became dissatisfied with his position. It appears that the funds thus acquir ed, were spent in keeping up a "mess" in Washington, of which the President's private Secretaries, Porter and Pabcock, were mem bers. This "ting" was poweiftd enough to have the venerable Mos es II. Grinnell, one of New York's most distinguished merchants re moved, and the cause was that, he would not give the entire business to the President's favoiite. No motive, other than this, is proba ble. The extortion praticed, yield ed one hundred thousand per an num. Mr. Foutwe.ll, Secretary of the Treasury, openly disapproved and condemned these swindling operations ; yet could not prevent their continuance. High as he is in his- own department, he could not enforce hi:; authority in a tri lling matter. A higher power reg ulated, who should carry packages for the Custom-house of New York. Oh shame ! Mr. A. T. Stewart, in giving his evidence, was severely snubbed by Howe, one of the liadical investi gating Committee. Disclosures were becoming very unpleasant, hence the discourtesy. So many damaging facts have been elicited that whiie-v ashing cannnot con ceal their dirty-looking appearance. No matter how bad this branch of the investigation ma- result, there are other matters of greater import ance that when examined will show the loss of millions to the Government and the driving from business of hundreds of fair-dealing merchants. The value of im ports into New York amounted in the last year to three hundred and forty millions dollars. It entered there at less in weight, measure or value than at other places, by con nivance, New ork importers, forming the clique, can send their goods to every other port am rob fair-trading importers of their mar ket. It is" in the invoices, it is in the packages taken to the jniblic stores, that fraud on a gigantic scale can be perpetrated. The cus todians of the warehouses can, by connivance, empty the cases of their contents, sell the goods, and ship away the packages filled with rubbish, taking care to retain a few packages to answer fyr inspec tion, if called for, by marking and numbering as required in the order of delivery. We have had "rings" all kinds of "rings" but the one whose nets have excited the i greatest iiuioiiety ui homo and abroad will be known hereafter as the "White House 'Ping.'" Some other facts have been elic ited showing that the cargoes are rail &Jiore without any attempt at verification, as required by law. Goods paying duty by weight ought to be weighed. This was not done Avith cargo in hundreds of instances. The laborers copied off the English weight marks, and the officers who were payed as ! weigh -.mastery passed their time in playing cards. Ine laborers paid one dollar per week as an assess ment, and rendered personal serv ice umler their respective foremen in carrying primary elections. Thesu deeds have been done under the Administration that is pro nounced by some of its admirers the purest and best we ever had. Where Our Thoughts Gcr.-.e From The human mind is like a pon derous engine upon a railway track. A small point of iron at a switch wid turn it to the right or to the left sending it on its proper course, or perchance causing it to go over an embankment, or into another train, crushing both in shapeless de struction. The sight of some ob ject, a word spoken or read, will give one's train of thoughts a jteir direction, or some direction quite different lAil what it would other-, wise have taken. Upon very small things depends all one's fu ture course in life. Parents, teach ers, guardians, in fact every one, may well ponder this. We'areall influencing each other, giving di rections to thought, every day, ev ery hour, every moment. One hint in this connection : A family read a journal (say like this) for a year, and, at the end of that time, do not recall any particular alvantage therefVopi. Fat how many new channels of thought have their minds been led into by what they have read ? HowT much of vacancy there would be if they blot entirely from their minds all the information they have gained, and ail the new ideas and plans of their own, niiggestcd enly, and in directly at that, by what they have read during the year ! The truth is, one cannot read and think too much about his daily labor. If lie get not one new positive piece of useful information, the thinking de veloped by reading other men's views and ideas can but be useful in stimulating him to reasoning, to intelligent labor that labor in which his head aids his hands. Labor without intelligence is mere ly brute muscle in exetcise. . -fc- . Woman St i i-nAGi:. Fev. II. C. Waltz, a distinguished Methodist Clergyman, and well known in Wabash valley, writes thus from Cheyenne, Wyoming Tenitory. His letter is dated a few days pre vious to assembling of the "Terri torial Legislature i The legislature meets next week I here in Cheyenne, which is the cap ital ot the iu-ritqiy. Among its important actions, it is supposed, and by many ardently expected, is one which will abolish female suffrage. One of the greatest and most abominable outrages ever committed among free people, was the forcing of the duties of fran chise upon the women of this Ter ritory. Its practical workings of wom en sitting on juries, lolfbying about Com t-houses. and electioneering, have stamped a cuiseiqion it. One' of the most respectable- Christian ladies in 'Cheyenne, on election day, visited nearly all the two score houses of ill-fame in the city to get voters. Other less respectable women did the satnq tiling. A prostitute shameless and bra zen faced with a twinkling eye and a smile, cast in her vote, say ing: ' I vote for the men that sup port me!"' Christian honesty says, "shame on such an outrageous "in stitution as female suffrage !" The issue being forced upon the people, good and respectable women are necessarily drawn into its contam inating influences. "A Fov's Composition." 'The goat 'is a numerouj animal. He is found in many p.u t of the habita ble globe, and also in Fast Felicia na. He is four-footeder than a lien, and never shaves. He lets his beard grow. He can raise tip on his hind feet and let himself down easy. He don't mind fences. He can reach over and nibble shrub bery, lie butts he chews rapid. His tail points upwarder than a cow's. lie is exclusive he be longs to the hairy stoekracy lie wears his summer clothes all win ter. He never squanders fraction al currency. He never registered. He dc,nt seein to want to. He nev er takes a washing. He cant ci pher. He don't care for worms. He never slobbers. He is thrifty. He stamps. I like a goat. For why ? I wear a goatee." Airs. C. C. I Jq wen the last one is said to bo extremely pretty. ' j Hon- George H. Pendleton- The New- York lrrM gives a letter from this gentleman re viewing the political situation. lie shows that the Democratic party is now very nearly equal in point of numbers to the liadicals. Its prospects of success are daily brightctiing. The disclosures of the reckless management of the Administration are alienating the better class of liepublieans who supported it, until recent investi gations have exhibited its corrup tions. Proof of jobbery is accu mulating wherever examinations can be made ; and the damaging revelations come from men who, in the early period of his term, were stroiii iersonal friends of i. the President. The evidence ilicit ed by the Senatorial Committee in New- York has astonished all classes of our people. In the Sen ate of the United States, Mr. Fen ton has made statements as to the mismanagement ot the revenue system, w hich prove that the peo ple have lost millions through the acts of their agents. The public lands have been squandered. Many States have been burdened, through Federal interference, with indebtedness that places them on the road to bankruptcy. It is un der these, circumstances that Mr. Pendleton addresses the people, and gives them encouragement to believe that the coming Presiden tial contest will record the end of misrule by defeating the re-election of the present incumbent. This letter was called forth by an invitation from the lion-hearted D.cmociacy of Wooster, Ohio, to Mr. Pendleton to be present at their celebration of the 8th of January. The distinguished gen tleman could not attend, but sent the letter to which we now refer. The views of Mr. Pendleton will cheer the heart of every Dem ocrat who cherishes the example and principles of the founders of our party. He is for energetic action, and spurns the idea of passivism, which, if adopted, would lead to disaster and ruin. The glorious old party hangs out its banner on the outer wall. From the territories, it acquired for the Union, under the Administration of Jefferson to that of Polk, front Louisiana to California, conies the cheering of our faithful brethren be true to Democratic principles. We extract from the letter the fol lowing, not having space to-day to give it entire : "Two great dangers impeiil free institutions under the policy of the party now in power. Thy spirit of centralized military gov ernment attacks everywhere the Constitution, and corruption in office destroys the civil adminis tration. I d o not speak merely ox chiefly of special defalcaf ions,how ever startling, but of the general degradation of the standard of oftieial integrity until the offices in both the civil and military service seem to he considered the property of the party, to be dispensed and administered primarily for party arrorandizement or personal profit. These dangers grow out of, and arc- inseparable from the present organization of the Republican party. Its foundations, its' philos ophy, its history, and its leaders recognize military power and' the corrupting use of money by offi cial patronage as legitimate forces in ordinary civil administration, and now more than ever are they brought into active exercise. The Democratic party confronts this theory and denounces these prac tices. Founded upon the idea of local government, jealous of powers granted to authority; taught that simplicity and economy are essen tial to the honesty necessary in Republican institutions, it main tains with more determined pur pose that the military must bp subordinate to the civil authority, and that offices are a trust for the people, not spoils for the victors. Its powerful organization enters every village iu the land, and num bers among its adherents nearly one-half the people as intellectual, as pure, as patriotic, as unselfish as any of their fellow-citizens. They are toe numerous to be cow ardly. They are too patriotic to be bike warm. They are too sin cere in their purposes and convic tions to be driven to despondency by ten years of reversed. They have shown constancy in defeat as well as wisdom in victory. If I understand their feelings they will neither disband their organization nor flee the iield befoie the contest commences. 'Either course, they be'iieve, would give undisputed sway to the present administration, which could then give undivided attention to the deserters from his ranks. The Radical party is cleft by a mighty power that cannot be ar, rested. Its distiu-j uished Senators Schurz, Trumbull, Login, Sumner, Fenton and Tipton, denounce its corruptions, and many of the r leading journals, owing to the marked change in public opinion, no longer defend the Administra tion. Its days are numbered. A Much. Married Woiaan- A writer contributes to the col umns of the Chester, Pa., Jli nrbli cin, an article on "Tony Weller's Widows," from which we extract the following: "Another very couriable widow was a young lady of Washington, Pa. She became engaged to a , in young man named Robert 18-10. Her fat I ier, however. ob- jected to this match with one of his clerks, and when the young lady received a tempting proposal from a wealthy suitor the paternal influ ence soon effected a marriage, des pite the previous engagement. In less than three months her husband was killed by a kick from a horse. Robert was a second time then a suitor, but delayed the important question until fifteen months had elapsed, when, to his horror, she in formed him that she was engaged. In three months thereafter she was married. Two years elapsed, when the married couple removed to Sy racuse, N. Y., where, among the victims of the cholera, when the pestilence swept that city, was the second. Robert again sought her hand, and when a year had elapsed, was on the eve of a declaration, when, lo ! he received an invitation to her wedding! Her late hus band's business was found in such a state that to avoid immense losses she married the surviving partner. Shortly alter, she removed with her third husband to Detroit,Michigan. A few years elapsed when herself and husband were on a steamer that was wrecked near Puffalo. The husband perished and the wife escaped, solely through the exer tions of a friend who was on board. 1 1 is gallantry inspired such senti ments in her breast that she mar ried her brave preserver a few months after her third, widowhood. The happy pair removed to Pitts burgh, where thcliusband was en gaged in mercantile business. Thither Robert, still cherishing his first love, followed them. One day he was passing the husband's store whi n he saw a terrible commotion. Rushing in, he beheld the mangled corpse of that gentleman on the floor. A tierce of rice, in be ing hoisted to an upper story, had fallen through th-e traps, killing him instantly. Anxiously Robert inquited if any one had been sent to inform his wife,and w as told that the bookkeeper had just gone. Robert started for Allegheny City, w here the deceased had resided, at the top of his speed.. The book keeper was just ahead of him, apd from past experience, knowing the virtue of prompt action, and appre hending that the clerk had designs on the widow, he ran for dear life, side-by-side. The race continued until they reached Hand street bridge, when the clerk was oblidged to stop to pay tolls, while Fobert, a commuter, passed over without stopping. Reaching the house of the widow first, Robert told the heart-rending news, and in the same breath made a proposal of marri age. He was accepted. True to her promise, after a year of mourn ing, she became Ins wife. As till her husbands .hail died wealthy, Robert was comfortably fixed after all. This case is a remarkable ex ample of what pluck and persever ance will do for a man, while at the same time it teaches a lesson on the danger of delay." Vf hat is there a man cannot save and improve? Fy curbing appetite and restraining passion, by observ ing prudence and maintaining reg ularity, he may save his health, husband his strength, and preserve the springs of life, as constant foun dations of energy and happiness, to sustain and cherish him under every labor and hardship. Time the indolent might make wealth of it one of the Injurs spent on tri fles, saved and devoted to improve ment, is enough to make an igno rant man wise in ten years to brighten up and strengthen facul ties perishing with rust to make life a fruitf ul field, and death a har vester of glories. Fkcomisg 1 ill Diet' lots. The Democracy have found an appro priate name for the idea which some journals advocated of let ting the few disaffected Republic ans nominate our Presidential can didate. They call it "Possumism." The other idea advaced by some Democrats, and called by them "Passivism." which implies the making of no nominations by a party having over 2,700,000 voters, lias not yet been appropriately named. Fy a proper contrast it ought to be called "Coonism." No Democrat will hanker after either principle. J'Zem nin r. A new style of ring, calbd the " I- I riatiou l.aad." Rim lias come to Fact and Fan3V- A man in the write place, editor. -An "The best Policy." That yith a large bonus. o When is a person not a person? When he's a lame'im (layman). Joselly, an Italian photographer, has succeeded in taking submarine views. o Good words are like dew-drops they fall silently, but who can tell their effect? It is a funny thing about a den tist, that the more he stops the faster he gets on. When a wife reigns, it seems natural that she should storm too. She generally does. An Evansville schoolboy defined a lady to be a " growed-up girl doesn't cuss nor swear." A disgusted youth in Nashville advertised his girl as a liar, because she broke the engagemeiU. The chains of habit are generally too small to be felt till they are too strong to be broken. Dr. Joluison. Why does F precede O in thq alphabet; Fecause you must be before you can see: lo you ob serve ? Some "horid" man says that in the present style of dressing young ladies' hair it is hard to tell which is switch. It is a mortifying reflection for any man to consider what he has done, compared with what he might have done. A baker has invented, a new kind of yeast. It makes bread so light that a pound of it weighs only twelve pnnces. A young lady recently tried to 6 do up her back hair with a honey comb to make it look sweetly. We believe she failed. The ladies of a Georgia town raised money enough to buy a lire engine. Can they want it tcput out their own ilamcs? Hurry and cunning are the two apprentices of dispatch and skill ; o but neither of them ever learn their master's trade. Colton. Men often attempt, by the light of reason, to discover the mysteries of eternity. They might as well hold up a candle tu .see the stars. During the three hundred and sixty-live days of last year, three hundred and sity-five loving pairs united in marriage a Rock Island, Illinois. A writer, describing the exodus from Jul en. Til savs: "The devil drove woman out of Paradise, rjut he could not drive Paradise out of woman." A Western journal offers this inducement: "All subscribers pay? ing in advance will be entitled to a first-class obituary notice in case ot death." New Jersey, finding on a close survey, that it had a few more square inches of territory than w as supposed, contemplates the forma tion of six new counties. The minds of some people are like the pupil of the human eye? and contract themselves the more the stronger light there is shed up on them. Tios Jfoore. The watch-night exercises in a colored church in Griffin (Ga.) were so intense that a Coroner employed New Year's day in sit ting on one of the brethren'. Dorabella, who reads the papers, thinks it nothing wonderful that the Ring should be in arrears. She's says had rings m cr ears ev er since she was seven years old. 0 A man who hafl read about "converting United. States five twenties," says he longs to be a missionary in that field, and knows that he should cleave to his flock. Generosity during life is a very different thing from generosity m the hour of death ; one proceeds from genuine liberty and benevoT lence ; the other from pride or fear. A little girl was told to spell ferment, and give its meaning, with a sentence in which it wa used. The following was literally her 'answer: "Ferment, a verb, signifying work. I Ioa c to ferment in the garden." "How wonderful," exclaims some unknown philosopher, "are the laws governing human cxistq tence. Were it not for tight lacing 0 all civilized countries would lye overridden with women. Josh Fillings says: "Most men will concede that it looks foolish to see 'i ,,V draggin' a heavy sled undiill for the tleetin' pleasure of ridin' down again. Hut it appears .i .1,7. l.i.xr ; n-saro Pv the to me mat toe r- j .1,, f -i voung man who woikv hard all the week and drinks u his wages on Saturday night. o o O o O 0 o o G? o o o o o 0 O o o o o o o O o o o o o o o o o o 0 o