' A NORWEGIAN WORD. Origin of "Budstikken," Which Means "Spreading the Newt." Tills peculiar word Is frequently foil nil In Scandinavian communities ns the name or a newspaper, sucb ns St. Cloud HmlstikUen. It Is n Norwegian void, l.UOO yours old nt the least nud lias a very peculiar origin. In those days, when the coasts of Norway were ravaged by pirates, the Inhabitants had to resort to nil sorts f devices to warn those nt n distance of the approach of these piratical craft. When one was seen on the horizon a man went up to the top of a mountain, whore lie lighted n beacon (Ire. This could be seeu for n long distance and was known to be n warning. When Jt was seen In the distance another f.re was lighted on another bill until nil over the country fires blazed from every hilltop and the people prepared to defend themselves. They also had a system of messen gers. The man who first sighted the sail would take an arrow and send It to his neighbors. From town to town this arrow was sent until all were warned. These were rather primitive tvnys of tel;raphing, but were so ef fectual that in the course of twenty four hours all Norway knew of the ap proach of pirates. This system of spreading the news was called "budstikken," and when there were no more pirates the news papers became spreaders of the news mid so were appropriately styled "bud stikken." Exchauge. WESTMINSTER HALL lis Bargain Counters, State Trials and Coronation Banquets. Westminster hall, whose old gray , Trails have seen coronation banquets nnd state trials, used to echo with the bargains driven at shops or stalls which at one time fringed its walls like a modern bazaar. These were kept by booksellers, toy dealers, sempstresses and milliners. The rents nnd profits went by right to the warden of the fleet An engraving of the busy scene was made by Mosely and prints taken therefrom by Gravelot before 1773 showing how In hall of Westminster Sleek sempstress vends amidst the courts her ware. In "Tom Brown's Amusements" 1770) we read: "We enter into a great hall where we are surprised to see in the same place men on ane side with baubles and toys and on the other tak en up with fear of judgment In this stiop are to be sold ribbons and gloves, towers, headdresses, etc. On the left band we hear a nimble tongued paint ed sempstress with her charming tre ble invite you to buy some of her knickknacks." London Mail. A Fair Offer. It was a political meeting In the east end of London, and the M. P., an ex ceptionally popular man, was address ing his constituents. Tbe politician in question rejoices in a luxuriant crop cf hair. The audience was sympathet ic for the most part, but there was one uaan in the front row of the au dience who made numerous interrup tions. He was a coal heaver, appar ently, and had but recently been heav ing coals. "Get yonr hair cut!" he shouted dur ing a most pathetic passage in the can didate's speech. The well known catch phrase Beemed particularly applicable, so a good many of the audience laugh ed. But the M. P. was equal to the oc casion. "1 will make a bargain with that gentleman," he Bald. "I will get my hair cut if he will get his face wash ed." There were no more Interruptions. London Express. Her Resignation, "rapa," she said, "I am very angry with Geraldine." "What's Geraldine done?" asked her father. "Why, I told her a secret last Bum mer," said the little girl indignantly, "and she has just told me she's going to tell it" "That's very wrong of Geraldine. Has she any excuse?" "Why, I told her It was wicked to tell a secret, and what do you think she said? She said, 'h, I know, but I've resigned from that secret' "Papa," 6he concluded earnestly, "you can't resign from a secret, can you?" The mental processes of children are past finding out Philadelphia Ledger. Made Him Cautious. Mr. White I understand, Smathers, that your church is about to go into court to sue certain delinquent wor shipers for pew rent Brudder Smath ers Yassah, only I doesn't call folks dat won't pay de Lawd der honest debtedness wubshipahs. Mr. White What do yon call tbens? Brudder Smathers Ne'm mind, sah: ne'm mind what I calls 'em. I called one of 'era what I called him dis mawnin". arrd te knocked me in de head wld a rock. -National Monthly. A Father's Last Question. A New York business mnn suddenly said to his daughter, "Helen, have 1 been a good father to you?" "Certain ly yon have. Why do you ask such a question?" she nnswered. There was no reply, nnd the girl, turning, saw that her father's head had fallen for ward on Ills breast. She went to him nnd found that lie was dead. It was only a case of heart failure, with noth ing supernatural about it. Yet some times it seems as if Death sent n se cret messenger ahead to warn the snlrlt of his coming, and the soul thus warned rises and awaits the Presence standing. No one could ask to die with a kindlier thought In mind than that which this man had. nor can ev ery daughter ctierNIi so sweet a mem ory. Youth's Companion. Megaphones In Oil. Robert Henri, the well known paint er, was discussing in New York a very mediocre "old master" for which a Cnieago promoter had pnld an exorbi tant stun. "The man Is content with his bar gain," said Mr. Henri. "I'm sure of that To a millionaire of that type, yon know, nn 'old master' Is merely a megaphone for his money to talk through." Exchange. Posted on Architecture. A woman listened with intense Inter est to a lecture on Cologne cathedral and at the end shook the lecturer's hand and said: "Oh, thank you. sir, for your illu minating remarks, i often wondered where our colonial architecture came from. Now, of course, 1 see that It conies from Cologne." Exchange. Advice on the Highway. "Be a speedway," said Brother Dlck ey. "but onderstan' well how ter slow up. Tveason so many folks gits pitched over de fence into de brier patch er life Is kaze dey dunno dat de fence is dar ontel dey hits it So watch out whar you Is an' how is you!" Atlanta Constitution. Transferred. I hope you liked the pie, Henry," ventured a young wife, casting an anxious glance at her husband, soon after dinner. "I bestowed great pains on the crust" I thought you did, my dear," he paid, "for I've got the pains now." Shopping Up to Date. "No. none of these hats suggest my personality nt nil. You see. I'm a great race goer, adore drama, read classics in tbe original, sympathize with the woman's movement, travel a good deal and am intensely tempera mental. The tiat I want must convey all this." latire. Looking Forward. Friend-Have you named the baby yet? Proud lotber-No: we must be rery careful to give him a nice ote, because tbtre will ! m many named after tiiui vi Leu be becomes president Before you start $?et a foot- warmer at Gilliam & Bisbee. For Oranges, figs and fresh candies go to Slocum Drug Co. Maccabees paid out last year over $3,250,000 in benefits. Why not carry a policy in the Maccabees. High School Notes. Last Friday the Heptonian Lit erary Society held its midterm business meeting. Officers for the coming semester were nomi nated and other business trans acted, after which a very pleasing program was presented. The society is made up of three classes of thejhigh school and each class is taking its turn in giving the program. Last week's was given by the Seniors and very much ap preciated. County Superintendent Notson visited the high school Friday and was very much pleased over the progress being made. He made a fine talk to the assembled classes that will inspire them to better work in the future. Although the contest given by Patterson & Son created consid erable interest there were nojt as many compositions handed in to the judges as they would have wished . The winners of the fountain pens are: Arthur Crawford, Sen ior; Walter Yeager, Junior; Henry Cohn, Sophomore and Grace VanVactor, Freshman. The winner of the pen in the Commercial department was Cecil Hale, for the best Rexall announcement. Land Cases Heard. Bert C. Thomas and Paul B. Power, special agents of the gov ernment in the land office depart ment, have been in Heppner all week, engpged in taking testi mony in several protested home stead proof cases. Numerous witnesses have been examined for the purpose of convincing the government officials that the claimants were acting in good faith and making bona fide proof s on their claims. The passage of the Borah-Jones billjin congress will likely do away with a lot of the red-tape in getting tittle to government land by the settler, and incidentally it may also lessen the incentinve to fraud as many impossible requirements now placed upon the homesteader will be eliminated. Do it now! Not only good, but cheap. Talk with Smead before insuring. tf Applications for Grazing Permits. Caterpillar Engine Arrives. The Holt Manufacturing Co., of Walla Walla, who are the own ers of the Joe Ornduff place about six miles north of Lexington, are going to try the experiment of plowing with a caterpillar engine for motor power. The outfit ar rived at Lexington on Monday evening and was taken out to the farm Tuesday. It has a ten-plow attachment, and plowing by this kind of a machine will get over a lot of land, providing theso does not prove to be too soft. The ex periment is awaited with much interest by people of the neighborhood. NOTICE Is hereby Riven that Jill implications for permits to Rra.e cattle, horses ami sheep within tlieW H 1T.MAN X A T 1 ( X A L FOR F. S T during the season of 11)12, must lie filed in niy olliiv at Sumpter, Oregon, on or before February 2!l, 1012. Full information in regard to the RraziiiR fees to lie charged and blank formn to he used in making applications will lie furnished upon request, j lS-f 15 HEXRY IRELAND, Supervisor. MAKE YOUR CAftDEN YIELD ITS LIMIT Plant thoroughbred seeds. Thor- ougfturea seeas uu uoi uwvii. TheFresuii irora lungauu Bent breeding, iney pruuutw Dig crops oi ine uesi cs t.hloL Use Ferrv'a. For tmle ererywhere. tll SEED ANNUAL FREE ON REQUEST i L I. 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