"UNCLE THOMAS." A Tramp Wlio Wnrkril the "Orutlcninn" Racket but Wrnrlril of It. Tlio city marshal of n small town in Indi ana having informed nio that he hail n "bail expositor" in the town lockup, ami that I could st-o him if 1 so ilw.iri.il. it was only nat ural that curiosity khould be arouseil. I uent over to (hid n clean shaven, respootal)Ie look ing man in broadcloth, and when we had been left alone, on pretense that lie "wanted to consult legal authority," he offered me a cigar, crossed his legs, and complacently re marked: "Well, the bottom has dropiwd cut at last, and I'm durned glad of it. I hain't felt a bit happy for the last three months. Look at mol D'ye 'spose a decent tramp would rec ognize or have anything to do with iiib togged out in this fashion? Regular broad cloth, this suit K and I've got on a regular undershirt, same as governors wear, and reg ular socks and linen collars. Is it any won der 1 hain't had a good night's sleep in long weeks, anil that my l,vi-r K out of order and my system running ilimuf" "You ore not what ymi seenu" I observed by way of encouragement. "You'vo hit the hull's eye. old man I Ray, it's too funny for anything when 1 think it over. Sometimes I've laughed till my sides ached, and then again I've bin so lonesome that it seelned as if I must fly." "Go on with the tale.'' Ho noted the tune by a new silver watch, settled himself back on thu bench, and be gan: "Down hero about threo miles lives an old maid nigh onto 60 years old. She owns thu farm, anil a man cousin of her's works it. One night hist spring I struck the place for a cold supper, and the door was hardly oeii before Martha Hung her arms about my neck and kissed and hugged until Jim, the cousin, had to pull her oil-." "Mistaken identity," I remarked. "Exactly. Seems that they had an Uncle Thomas oil' somewhere, and that ho was sup posed to be rich and eccentric, and that a fortune teller had told 'em ho would como along in disguise. They tumbled to mo for the old eccentric, and it "wasn't over two toots of the whistle before I was onto the racket. They didn't ask me any hard ques tions, but stuHed me full of good things, piled me into a feather lied, kissed mo good night, and that was thu beginning of a down ward career hich has lauded mo where 1 am. Iist night, when 1 struck this jail, I began to feel at homo for the first timo ill twelve weeks. If I only had my old duds my happiness would bo complete." "Did it take them three months to find that you were not their Uncle Thomas." "It did. They thought I was deceiving them nbout my riches, and testing them to see if they were worthy. They bought mo this watch, clothes, cane, and a lot of other stuir, and I wits fed on the fat of the land. Gained thirty-to solid pounds to prove it. I used to long to get back into the old duds, and to sleep under a straw stack and to steal apples and encounter bulldogs but I had to play my part. I knew that I had a soft thing, and prudence warned me to hang on toil." j "How did they discover your identity?" "Well, sin-uent oir to a neighlior's, and Jim was working in a back lot. Along came threo of the boys, and 1 was so glad to seo 'em that I hugged each one in my aims and then invited 'em into the house. They had eaten and drunk their fill and gone before I heard anything drop. I told 'em who I was and what a snap I had, and I'll bo hanged if Jim, who had como up for water, didn't hear it all. Ho posted right oil" to town, got the ofllcers, and hero I uiu. I want you to do uie a favor." ! "Weill" I "They'll hev to turn ino loose, for I hain't broken no law. 1 want to send theso clothes and this watch back to Martha and Jim, and I want you to get mo something moro in keep ing with my station something an old tramp will feel at home in. I'vo been guilty of de ception, but I really couldn't help myself. ! It's the first time I ever put on clean shirts once a unshed my face once a day, and tried to sleep respectably, unit 1 promise you it shan't happen again. It's human to err, you know." I arranged at the hotel for some old clothes and carried them over, and as ho untied tho bundle "Uncle Thomas" said: "Most too respectable, but I'll doctor 'em a little. A thousand thanks to you. By iiis time to-morrow I'll be ten miles away, dodg ing tho dog at the gato and working the back door for cold vittles. Won't it seem good! Won't I roll up into a ball and have a solid old snoozo in somo fence corner to-morrow night! Thanks, again. Hut for your disin terested kindness I might have been com pelled to go out of hero all dressed up, and under false pretenses, and it would have taken me a mouth to convince the boys that 1 was born to tho purfesh, and loved it for itself alone." Now York Sun. An KllVctiiiil .Method. "I wish that fellow wouldn't bo so familiar. I dislike very much to cut anybody, but he is becoming unbearable." "Do you want to get rid of him perma nently ?" "By all means." "Well, there's one wnv to do it very effect ually." "How?" "Lend him ten dollurs." Merchant Trav eler. liiglit In Hut Vim. Cleverton How do you like our New York climate. Miss Calumet? Miss Calumet (from Chicago) Oh, I think It is dreadful. So many sudden changes, you know. When it comes to hustling flannels on and oir, Mr. Cleverton, I don't supposo you Now York gentlemen are willing to take u back seat with any one. Clothier and Fur nisher. A Time Allowance. Bho Sir, what do you mean by putting your arm around my waist? He Do you object? She Mr. Arthur Gordon, I'll givo you just II vo hours to remove your arm. Boston Bea con. riuto-Mfkel Mlko- i'ftthatUltl l'Julo-Am jsrtj ttierif , Miko-il m. ')uu nw through, my trguir. will you llrotlier. All. HIS HUMANE HOBBY. A LOVER OF HORSES PREACHES AGAINST THE CHECK REIN. Carrying Oil I'lilntliiR I" Ills Hand lie Goes About tin- St wit lecturing Driv er, mill Miouhif; Tin-in the Cruelty of lllsli Clirrkliij; l!xM"rlrncv. "Down with tho check rein!" J Such is tho war cry chosen by a gentle man of Scandinavian extraction whose tiaitio la C W IVtersen On Sundays, and on week days, too, ho may bo seen nt various street corners talking to cotich men, teamsters nnd owners of horses lie holds nn oil painting in his hands and shows it to the people he addresses as an illustration of his arguments Tho plcturo represents n horso. n swan and a man. all checked tip high, nnd bears tho following peculiar inscription: "When under high pressure of low prido try the check rein on yourself " Mr. Petersen is laughed ut and jeered at by tho peoplo ho addresses Ilo is often taken for a crank and told roughly to mind his own business, but with . tho obstinacy and persoveranco of Peter tho Hermit, ho goes on pleaching a crusado against tho check rein. He Is ouo of thoso characters who cannot bo discouraged by obstacles, nnd who, having onco taken up an idea, will follow it to tho end. "Iaugh at me, tako mo for i fool," Mr. Petersen says, "but 1 will stick to mv business, nnd shall denounco tho cheek rein whenever there, is n chauco." Mr. Peterson is not a member of tho Ilumnuo society. Ho is no professional friend of animals. In fact, ho minds his own business every workday in tho week. But as soon ns ho feels himself at liberty to bpuro an hour or two ho takes his pic ture nnd goes out on tho street to carry on his eccentric propaganda. Ho is a friend of the horses, and ho buffers when ho bees them suffer ui:oAni)i.i:ss ok comkoiit. "Fnshion is tho curso of this ago," said Mr. Petersen; "peoplo will fotlow it re gardless of comfort. They will put mountains on their backs and call it tho bustlo. They will torturo themselves in order to comply with certain forms de clared to bo tlio fashion. When people torturo themselves I do not caro. lx't them suffer, t hey ought to know better, I then think to myself. But when 1 sco helpless animals tortured for tho sako of complying with ridiculous demands of fashion, I get indignant and cannot stand it. 'Tho horse is ouo of tho most beauti ful animals, because- of his fino propor tions and graceful, curved outliucs. Now i lOOH ILL 111UI piuiiiie. Hill UW JUll M'U thercV Yon seo tlio laws of naturo vio lated. You m-o a machine put up on tho horso in order to do away with tho curved lino his arched neck forms.' "That is tho way 1 begin my conversa tion with tho peoplo hniidling horses und using the check rein. "1 tell them tliat this check rein is not only disfiguring tlio horso but also injur ing his health It robs him of comfort, it makes him nervous, and ho enn't seo anything, because of being forced to look upward unto tlio sky. Then I point to tho swan, and ask tho coachman what that noblo bird would look liko if u check rein would be put over her head. Then I point to tho checked up man, and ask tho coachman to tell mo how ho would feel if ho were checked up in a liko manner. " 'How would you feel, man?' I any. 'The first few minutes you would proba bly endure this constraint without much complaint. But then von would begin to kick. Iu a short timo your neck would i begin to ache, and your mouth would bo j-ll . 1 - 1. , , , i- . t. F Itl ' uucu wuu uioou iroi.i uiu ii uiwc-ss uuoi is to get tlio head down. You would bo como restless and begin to toss your head just as your horso is doing it now. How would you feel if, whilo tho sun were blinding your eyes, with a burden to draw or carry, unablo to seo wnero to step, you wcro w.iipped into a run, into a ditch or depression in tho rough street pavement? Would you feel comfortable? That's why von often see fino horses harnessed to elegant carriages paw vigorously, champ tho bit, toss tho head, and turn tho neck. They want to loosen tho check, lower tho head, and get a rest.' HOW THE DlilVUK TAKIIS IT. "Tho driver biniles or laughs, or stam mers something Ho thinks 1 am a queer fellow, und goes on to explain that ho would not mind loosening the check, but tho peoplo who employ liim wcro opposed to it, want more style, and so on. " 'Well, then,' 1 say, 'call your peoplo's attention to tho fact that tho horses are being tortured by tlio check rein. Tell them that tho horses would bo killed in a short timo because of tho silly fashion.' "1 thus go on lecturing. Often tho drivers and coachmen really follow my advico and remedy tho thing. But often tlio peoplo are stubborn and do not caro to listen to what I say. "I havo discovered that my painting helps mo a good deal in my work. I took it ono Sunday to tho People's church at McVlcker's. There was a long row of carriages with lino horses standing in front of the theutro. Tho horses were all checked up 1 bhowed tho picturo to tho coachmen. They laughed and lired at mo all kinds of silly remarks. Finally a young couple drove up in a carriage to tho theatre. Tho horso was restless. I showed ray picture to tho young gentlo man and explained to him tlio reason of tho horse's refctlesMUMs. Tho young gen tleman thought ho hud n fool from tho insuno asylum before him. The uni formed coachmen btood around grinning and awaiting developments. "Well. I gave tiiem a practical lesson right there on thu spot. I unchecked tho horse, and there ho stood quietly and comfortably, bhowing no signs of being unmanageable. Tho chock having been looseued ilu horso dropped his head. Ilia neck assumed its natural arched form. Ho at onco became nn object of admlra tion for all tlio drivers. Tho young gen tleman thuuked me for my advice, and tho lady that was with him thcught that my picturo was tho best tchemo devised for tho welfare of horses. "It Is only a few weeks since I began to uso my picture, and I find it much more eloquent than words. Somo timo in tho near future 1 shall also havo other pictures copied und painted. I'll show them a horso in its natural position; a pair of horses, one checked nnd another loose; a spun of horwis, easy and grace ful, bocaiuo of their not being over checked; and u pair of work heroes with check reins on Thu pictures will bo more telling than words, und the crunadu ugalnst thu chwk rein will luuko rapid jrorroa."Clii(jaifu Tnbuuo. A ll.id Memory. WliMi a Ohn-iuimli hutminl was ked in MNirt if It ilrffl Um wife out of bod by the iiair he Mid L MuuMu't ivully ro jaujulter, as that w a twy Itti.y luuru. Uf wHw Uw Piru J'fBo Vrvi, MORTAR BEDS FOR GRANT. A Story of III- War A brum S. Ilrwllt mill ''it 1 1 on .Men. A friend ol ; .ivor Hewitt told n re porter n stor uf his iMiiployiui'iit by President l.in. uln at another critical juni'turi' in tin progress of the war, and tlio ri'Hirti't iippltiil to the tnnvor for the particulars ol tlii'ocrurrence. Mr. Hewitt said: "Lot nio think n minute. It was in the winter of 1M11 nnd I WW. just before I went to lSuroH.'. I was at the tea table one Sunday night we always luul some thing of n company, somo twenty or thirty on such occasions and I was ut the llwul of the table, when a messenger brought men telegram from Mr. Lincoln. It was it long printed roll. I have the original still somewhere, ami it ran this way: I understand that you nro a man that can do thliiRs that other l ion t-.y can't be clono Oeu. Ciruut Unt Cairo rem!- to move on Tort Doni'NoiL IIu has thirty mortar lionibi nnd thirty mortars croon tho way from Pittsburg toCalro It U now discovered that there are no mortar beds for the lack of which the expedition w ill fail, becauso tho ortlnanco bureau says they can't t,e produced under uiao months They must be. ut Cairo lu thirty days. Yours truly. A. Lincoln. "1 had never seen a mortar bed," said Mr. Hewitt, "but I had hoard that Gen. I'odmnu, who was then iu command at Watortown arsenal, had just completed the model of one, and that night 1 placed myself in communication with liim, n thing 1 had no ditlleulty in doing, being at tho time president of tlio American Telegraph company. I was able to get tho operators to stand at tho machine whilo 1 talked to Gen. Hodman. In reply to my question, Gen. Hodman said that tlio first mortar hod had just been completed. 1 asked liim if hccouldsond it down to Now York by tlio Monday night boat at the latest. This was Sunday night, you understand, and there was no way to get it down tlio next day. Ho said ho could send it if ho received orders to do so. I told him to consider that ho .was under orders for tlio time being, assuring liim that I would sco that ho re ceived them, which 1 afterward did. "Ilo sent tho mortar bed, nnd it ar rived Tuesday morning by the Fall Hivcr boat. 1 npe:;! Monday running around to the Novell', Allaire and Cornell's iron worl.s, to secure draughtsmen to bo ready Tuesday morning to prepare plans of the several parts of tho mortar bed on its arrival. 1 found that it weighed about a ton and a half, and was com posed of Ecvcral connected parts. I had it carted to t'.io Novelty iron works and taken to pieces, and distributed tlio pieces around among tho thveo works I havo mentioned, each agreeing to mako certain parts and to do all they possibly could to get them ready in time. Tho material to mako them was not on hand, and had to l:e provided. Heing in tho iron business I knew wlio made tho dif ferent kinds of material. Tho principal maker of an essential kind of iron re fused to chango his rolls to mako what was wanted, and I telegraphed to Mr. Lincoln to send an ofiicer to tako posses sion of his works, which ho did. Tho work progressed with such success that nsn. result I was able to send the first mor tar bed forward in thirteen days from tlio time i received Mr.Lincoln'stelegrainand tho whole thirty in twenty-six days. I6ent a messenger on with each mortar'licd, and tho car upon which it was loaded was at tached to tlio express trains with a printed order of tlio secretary of war pasted upon it which read ns follows: This car must not be side tracked under in-na'ty of death order of too secretary of war. "Gen. Grant received tlio mortar beds on time, tlio expedition went forward, and Uonelson and Henry wero taken. I paid all tlio expenses of making and for warding tho mortar beds, amounting to over $30,000. At the timo paper money was substantially at par, or nearly bo. When 1 got my pay in paper money a year afterward paper money had depre ciated over a half, and I got it then only on tho order of Mr. Lincoln, with whom I then had my fin t interview. When I wa" presented to him ho said: 'Why, you aro not such a tremendous fellow alter all. I thought you must bo 7 feet high and weigh i!00 pounds.' " New York Times Gen. Slii-rlilan and Itlsmarck. An orderly was at onco despatched for a surgeon, Hismarck and I doing what wo could mcanwhilo to alloviato tho in tenso bufferings of tho maimed men, bringing thom water and adminir.tering a little brandy, for tho count still had with him wmu of tlio morning's supply. When tlio surgeons camo wo transferred tho wounded to their caro, and making our way to Hezonville, thero took tho count's carriage to rejoin tho Ling's head quarters, which in tho ineantimo had boon moved to Pont-a-Mousson. Our route led through tho villago of Gorze, and hero wo found tho streets so ob structed with wagoii3 that I feared it would tako ua tho ivet of tho day to get through, for the teamsters would not pay tho slightest heed to the cries of our pos tilions. Tho count was equal to thocmergency, however, for, taking a pistol from he hind his cushion and bidding mo keep my scat, ho jumped out nnd quickly be gan to clear the street effectively , order ing wagons to tho right and left. Marching in front of tlio carriage and making way for us till wo wcro well through tho blockade, ho then resumed hia beat, remarking: "This 'u not u very dignified bubiness for tho chancellor of tho German confederation, but it's the only way to get through." Gen. Sheri dan iu bcribner's Magazine. Timo Wasted In SlaKInc Call. What to do, then? "Lop of! decisively your inirx-ellaneoiiH activities." Itcduco tiio number of your friends. It is very easy for'u man to have too ninny friends. Tho value of friendship in in ita quality, not Quantity. ISoyoml a certain )oint,"n mans friends nro his vort enemies. They nro his enemies when they wusto hhi timo und strength, and draw him away from the bt-rious pursuits and lofty ideals of life. The case ij still worse with women, nn every sensiblo woman will ucl.-nowledLo with grief and desperation. Why fchould a woman spend her lifo in making and receiving call.- of 110 real meaning or con Bequonce, and in other jK-ttty details? Tho troubla is, not thut e'io lias friends, but that tha v-a to j muiy of them. Now Yorli Csa,taeial Advertiser, IMUoii'i TtilLiii:; Doll. Mr. IidUoji I ins, it W btutod, devUc-1 u doll with n small iilwinouruph lubid'-, which ullu when tlu mnol u t'lriiul Thu llwiojrapli h JiIuwh) hi a rw pta- lu wlthl 1 iU cUvA bt lltu dull, (iinl iho hftodlu piu'.rudv. Vbu4i 111 luu.i'll i) WM'tl Hi'ii.r to iew fnl (I lid mouth. JmIWuu Im uUi dwltd it 1 1 U wliiuli Miiuximea llw lluu l ja,iLnitJ, lw taJStluuppurnlua iwhitf, i'f t -'Ml'jj (4 i'liviMitii. -1 hmvU nlmnily lwiU,i. itKroi: : vol' consih.ta imiV.mciax Consult common sense, and if you make an attempt to think once, the procc.s will be less painful the next time you try. It will lead you to the irresistible conclusion that things and institutions and professions are not necessarily good becnus" established in the remote past, tneviii-i not Know everything in those davs. TIh-v are liionu- nicnts of ignorance with their laces turned to the past and their backs to the luture You cannot stav the hands of time. He who hesitates to nduuiee with the world's nroirress in thought and action is boneless Iy left behind, t Victors form no exception to the rule: the old schools of iiieilicini' belong to the dead, buried past ; all hope is centereii in tne new uistogciietietn'stoin oi Medicine. Skvtti.k, June 'J", KS!M. My mother was taken witli la itrintte lnt spring in its most violent form, which rup- uily ttcvcliipeti into consumption, she hail , a most terrible cough, raised pus constant ly, and we despaired of her recovery. We sent for inv brother in California, as we did j not know how long she might live. When 1 we realized her condition we sent fur Dr. Jordan, and at mice began giving her his prescription, in two weeks she was out of bed, greatly to the surprise of every one who was acquainted with the case. In two months she is bi tter than she has been in i two years, i bis and other experiences with the llistojreiii'tic Medicine convinces us that it is the only medicine to use. Any one wishing to know more of this case may inquire of Mas. Titk, "III tiutter Street. Noiitii llf.Mi, Wash., June 12, ls'.ll. Dr.J. Eiijienc Jonlim, Prattle, H"imi. Dbak Slit: l am happy to say that two ' weeks' use of your ini-dicines'lias done me so much good that I am going to start out prospecting to-morrow. 'Hie pain in my eyes has almost entirely vanished. Yours 'truly, Hkiiiikiit Ci. l'ow nts. Dr. Jordan's otllce is at the residence of ex- Mayor Yesler. Third and James. ; Consultations and prcsuriptionsabsolute- ly fiet, Semi for free book explaining the llisto 1 genetic, system. I Cavtiox. 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When tills tillw ui'ts iullmiiiil Jim Iihu- a ruiiihltiiK sun :l or Imin-rfei t hear hiK. aiul h hen It is etitln ly closed, lieiilncs the ri-viilt, ami unli-s tht 1 11 tl 111 tun 1 1. n pun l tnkeii nut anil iMr IhIh- rvsturt-il ti Its imruiiil innililloti. hi-Hrlliir Mill lu- ilcMrmi-iI ton-M-r; nliii- eases nut i'f ten an- runs,-,!' i patiirrh. hli h is unthluK but an luttannxl condition ol the miipiius siirrai es. We 111 kIvc Ono tluiNlrtil lnllr fur tinv ease of beafnesh (rutil by catarrh) that we eaniiot i-nri- h taking Hall's 1'mUciIi fine. m., for I'lri'iilar!'. fni-. 1. J. I'll KN K Y ,v ( 11., Tnliilo, o. SoM li) ilruvitlsls; T," rents. When some iiu-ii illsehiirwe an obligation oti can hear the reimrt fur mill's around. ItUl'Tl'ltK ANI I'lI.K.S Cl'ltl'.ll, Wo positively cure ruiitttro anil all u-ctnl ills asps wfthimi pain or detention from hiislneos. So euro, no pay; and no pay until cured. Ad dress for pamphlet Iirs. 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Old Gold ami HPver IIciikM; send your old Holl and Hltver liy mull tr the old und rcllahlu Ikiiiau o( A 1 Coleman, 41 Third itrei t, Him l-'ranclicti; I lll wil l li) I return mull thu caali. ucc riling to uniuiy; It thu amouu' Is nnt atlftf ctory, will letuni cnld, YOl ltl' I'AYINO I'ltdM :c TO f 1.00 I'd It SHEET MUS C T 0 CENTS. S-uiI for our eiitiili!uv of 1,000 titles, mulled iree s;n i-kam imu .mi s-ii rillM, ism I'lerei' street, Sun l'riinclseo, Cal WANTED ThoaddresseHof all soldiers who cri nicnoi hmnrrtetiilrtl a less number ol auLUILK:) iicrc than lffl and made Oim! UmUtOTCAnO nrool outhosamo '-etoro Juiu nUmtOltflUO'A', 1871. W. It. MOHES. 1'. O Hox "lis. It- nver, Colo. Mention this paper. BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY. rounded IHTU. Acailemle, 1'repmatory and Primary liepiirlments. I'lve rcculur enursi-H, In clmlmi; the enmmerelal In the Acailcinlc lieniirlmeul. Discipline not harsh, but stifct No bad iMiys ailmltteil. liefer with eonllitenee to patrons and pupils thniiinli nut tint Niirlhwest I'oast. 21 leuehera, ill cadets, 17 Kraduates last year, riiurleenlh year'uuiler present manaKt-meut will be Kin Hept 1.1, imii. l'ur eutaloKiie and other Inforiuiitmn adilress J. V. II 11,1,, Al. II., Principal, I'. O, Drawer 17. Portland, Or, Nos. G nnd 8 North Woodworking, Saw Mill, Flour WRITE FOR "piSU'H Uh.MhDY I1 UK I Al A lluu, it ni. I'.uai est to uhu. t'licapiHt. Hclirf ia iiimii'iliatc. A euro is certain. For Cold in tlio Head it linn no equal. It is nn Ointment, of which nsmall particle is applied to tho noatrilH. Price fiOe. Hold liy drungiHts nr sent hy mail. Address: K. T. Hazkltink, Warren, I'a. The best is aye Moid tmiiTOion Jfc?AVr nl Anrl ci iKeHh i r c f-. If ohd,nd subsHl-ui-es for kfC6,ke of"scourin3 soanTrv it1 in your next- REAL ECONOMY. It Is worse than nonsense to hnv n rlw.nn nrfrflo -,:fU which to damage more valuable property. Scouring soao te of Una l.. .:n: i . .., K k a uniiwg expense, duc witn a poor and cheap article It Is likely to do considerable damage to fino marble or other property. Buy Your Own Goods if Your ADVANCE THRESHERS, THE BEST IN AMERICA. ('Iiciulr.l Kir KdkIiim i1 KdluifuUliet iiiiiiiierr, riiiii in on iihu', firiu uimi ItlllU .fill II U'lUlll lir. I.fll,ll,-Jlllll ( iliWiuUi liillli .ii.) Koftii., MutrtiU. uriU W MUU 111 rilllUlfl, lMlfi WflW f"f HlW: 1 THAT'S IT. CURES RHEUMATISM.. IS IUU Street, San Francisco, Cal.,. April 23, 1S90. "Having been sore ly afflicted with rheu matism, my mother nnd daughter with toro throat, mo have, by the use of St Jacobs Oll,lccn cured. ' LOUS I.MHAtS. CURES NEURALGIA. rjlcnvllle, N. Y., Jan. fi. 18M. "I slinereil with neuralgia, bought r liottlo of .Kt. Jacobs Oil and soon recovered. I treateil a sprained auklo with same result." Tikm M Van Uurder. CURESSCIATICA. naltlmore, Mil., Dec 10, 1&S9. I sulTered a lotiR time with sclattc pain In tho liitwj found no relief till 1 tried SU Jacobs Oil, which completely cured me (.'has. A Ki .TUA. ALSO CURES Promptly and Permanently LUMBAGO, SPRAINS, 13R,XJISIi:S. EUREKA FRUIT PITTER. ' ft lor plltliiB IM'.ACIIKS, lM.l'MS. A I'll ll'OTW, NI-:( TAIllNl.s,,ele. Willi (Ills machine one per son can ilo the work or four In sl hands iisinc knives. Price, l eiieh with Ciishlon. Price Willi liolh I'lishliins, Kr each. Hxtru I'ushliiu ot either size, SI eiieh. Hi)' I'nr sale by all hnnlwaie sliues. Hellveied at your e.vpicss nlllce on rcc lit of price, l'lirnsti 01 lb .V !u.,stiii l'rnnclcn. t'al. DON'T! Don't ennui, yourself out of a good oraoke by taking a poor imi ta Lion for the genuine Seal of North Carolina Plug Cut Tobacco. Front Street, Portland, Mill Machinery and Supplies. PRICES. WH hhe ched,pesK house-cl earning. Dealer Does Not Garry Them. PARRY CARTS AND ROAD WAGONS, est and Cheapest In the World. Carts, $15 Up. Wagons, Sit Up. Qreat Remedy . Pile Hom ml )wHMtt muAlm, lArf rUvTM ft psit tvMa Jt, ibutk JaJg , 1 1 mi, rt mmm utmi mm m. I i. )' h If, hw