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A Tramp Wlio Wnrkril the "Orutlcninn"
Racket but Wrnrlril of It.
Tlio city marshal of n small town in Indi
ana having informed nio that he hail n "bail
expositor" in the town lockup, ami that I
could st-o him if 1 so ilw.iri.il. it was only nat
ural that curiosity khould be arouseil. I uent
over to (hid n clean shaven, respootal)Ie look
ing man in broadcloth, and when we had been
left alone, on pretense that lie "wanted to
consult legal authority," he offered me a
cigar, crossed his legs, and complacently re
marked: "Well, the bottom has dropiwd cut at last,
and I'm durned glad of it. I hain't felt a bit
happy for the last three months. Look at
mol D'ye 'spose a decent tramp would rec
ognize or have anything to do with iiib
togged out in this fashion? Regular broad
cloth, this suit K and I've got on a regular
undershirt, same as governors wear, and reg
ular socks and linen collars. Is it any won
der 1 hain't had a good night's sleep in long
weeks, anil that my l,vi-r K out of order and
my system running ilimuf"
"You ore not what ymi seenu" I observed
by way of encouragement.
"You'vo hit the hull's eye. old man I Ray,
it's too funny for anything when 1 think it
over. Sometimes I've laughed till my sides
ached, and then again I've bin so lonesome
that it seelned as if I must fly."
"Go on with the tale.''
Ho noted the tune by a new silver watch,
settled himself back on thu bench, and be
gan: "Down hero about threo miles lives an old
maid nigh onto 60 years old. She owns thu
farm, anil a man cousin of her's works it.
One night hist spring I struck the place for a
cold supper, and the door was hardly oeii
before Martha Hung her arms about my neck
and kissed and hugged until Jim, the cousin,
had to pull her oil-."
"Mistaken identity," I remarked.
"Exactly. Seems that they had an Uncle
Thomas oil' somewhere, and that ho was sup
posed to be rich and eccentric, and that a
fortune teller had told 'em ho would como
along in disguise. They tumbled to mo for
the old eccentric, and it "wasn't over two
toots of the whistle before I was onto the
racket. They didn't ask me any hard ques
tions, but stuHed me full of good things,
piled me into a feather lied, kissed mo good
night, and that was thu beginning of a down
ward career hich has lauded mo where 1
am. Iist night, when 1 struck this jail, I
began to feel at homo for the first timo ill
twelve weeks. If I only had my old duds
my happiness would bo complete."
"Did it take them three months to find
that you were not their Uncle Thomas."
"It did. They thought I was deceiving
them nbout my riches, and testing them to
see if they were worthy. They bought mo
this watch, clothes, cane, and a lot of other
stuir, and I wits fed on the fat of the land.
Gained thirty-to solid pounds to prove it.
I used to long to get back into the old duds,
and to sleep under a straw stack and to steal
apples and encounter bulldogs but I had to
play my part. I knew that I had a soft
thing, and prudence warned me to hang on
"How did they discover your identity?"
"Well, sin-uent oir to a neighlior's, and
Jim was working in a back lot. Along came
threo of the boys, and 1 was so glad to seo
'em that I hugged each one in my aims and
then invited 'em into the house. They had
eaten and drunk their fill and gone before I
heard anything drop. I told 'em who I was
and what a snap I had, and I'll bo hanged if
Jim, who had como up for water, didn't hear
it all. Ho posted right oil" to town, got the
ofllcers, and hero I uiu. I want you to do uie
a favor." !
"They'll hev to turn ino loose, for I hain't
broken no law. 1 want to send theso clothes
and this watch back to Martha and Jim, and I
want you to get mo something moro in keep
ing with my station something an old tramp
will feel at home in. I'vo been guilty of de
ception, but I really couldn't help myself. !
It's the first time I ever put on clean shirts
once a unshed my face once a day, and
tried to sleep respectably, unit 1 promise you
it shan't happen again. It's human to err,
I arranged at the hotel for some old clothes
and carried them over, and as ho untied tho
bundle "Uncle Thomas" said:
"Most too respectable, but I'll doctor 'em a
little. A thousand thanks to you. By iiis
time to-morrow I'll be ten miles away, dodg
ing tho dog at the gato and working the back
door for cold vittles. Won't it seem good!
Won't I roll up into a ball and have a solid
old snoozo in somo fence corner to-morrow
night! Thanks, again. Hut for your disin
terested kindness I might have been com
pelled to go out of hero all dressed up, and
under false pretenses, and it would have
taken me a mouth to convince the boys that
1 was born to tho purfesh, and loved it for
itself alone." Now York Sun.
An KllVctiiiil .Method.
"I wish that fellow wouldn't bo so familiar.
I dislike very much to cut anybody, but he is
"Do you want to get rid of him perma
"By all means."
"Well, there's one wnv to do it very effect
"Lend him ten dollurs." Merchant Trav
eler. liiglit In Hut Vim.
Cleverton How do you like our New York
climate. Miss Calumet?
Miss Calumet (from Chicago) Oh, I think
It is dreadful. So many sudden changes, you
know. When it comes to hustling flannels on
and oir, Mr. Cleverton, I don't supposo you
Now York gentlemen are willing to take u
back seat with any one. Clothier and Fur
nisher. A Time Allowance.
Bho Sir, what do you mean by putting
your arm around my waist?
He Do you object?
She Mr. Arthur Gordon, I'll givo you just
II vo hours to remove your arm. Boston Bea
l'Julo-Am jsrtj ttierif ,
')uu nw through, my trguir. will you
HIS HUMANE HOBBY.
A LOVER OF HORSES PREACHES
AGAINST THE CHECK REIN.
Carrying Oil I'lilntliiR I" Ills Hand lie
Goes About tin- St wit lecturing Driv
er, mill Miouhif; Tin-in the Cruelty of
lllsli Clirrkliij; l!xM"rlrncv.
"Down with tho check rein!"
J Such is tho war cry chosen by a gentle
man of Scandinavian extraction whose
tiaitio la C W IVtersen On Sundays,
and on week days, too, ho may bo seen
nt various street corners talking to cotich
men, teamsters nnd owners of horses lie
holds nn oil painting in his hands and
shows it to the people he addresses as an
illustration of his arguments Tho plcturo
represents n horso. n swan and a man. all
checked tip high, nnd bears tho following
"When under high pressure of low prido
try the check rein on yourself "
Mr. Petersen is laughed ut and jeered
at by tho peoplo ho addresses Ilo is often
taken for a crank and told roughly to
mind his own business, but with . tho
obstinacy and persoveranco of Peter tho
Hermit, ho goes on pleaching a crusado
against tho check rein. He Is ouo of thoso
characters who cannot bo discouraged by
obstacles, nnd who, having onco taken up
an idea, will follow it to tho end.
"Iaugh at me, tako mo for i fool," Mr.
Petersen says, "but 1 will stick to mv
business, nnd shall denounco tho cheek
rein whenever there, is n chauco."
Mr. Peterson is not a member of tho
Ilumnuo society. Ho is no professional
friend of animals. In fact, ho minds his
own business every workday in tho week.
But as soon ns ho feels himself at liberty
to bpuro an hour or two ho takes his pic
ture nnd goes out on tho street to carry
on his eccentric propaganda. Ho is a
friend of the horses, and ho buffers when
ho bees them suffer
ui:oAni)i.i:ss ok comkoiit.
"Fnshion is tho curso of this ago," said
Mr. Petersen; "peoplo will fotlow it re
gardless of comfort. They will put
mountains on their backs and call it tho
bustlo. They will torturo themselves in
order to comply with certain forms de
clared to bo tlio fashion. When people
torturo themselves I do not caro. lx't
them suffer, t hey ought to know better,
I then think to myself. But when 1 sco
helpless animals tortured for tho sako of
complying with ridiculous demands of
fashion, I get indignant and cannot stand
it. 'Tho horse is ouo of tho most beauti
ful animals, because- of his fino propor
tions and graceful, curved outliucs. Now i
lOOH ILL 111UI piuiiiie. Hill UW JUll M'U
thercV Yon seo tlio laws of naturo vio
lated. You m-o a machine put up on tho
horso in order to do away with tho curved
lino his arched neck forms.'
"That is tho way 1 begin my conversa
tion with tho peoplo hniidling horses und
using the check rein.
"1 tell them tliat this check rein is not
only disfiguring tlio horso but also injur
ing his health It robs him of comfort, it
makes him nervous, and ho enn't seo
anything, because of being forced to look
upward unto tlio sky. Then I point to
tho swan, and ask tho coachman what
that noblo bird would look liko if u check
rein would be put over her head. Then I
point to tho checked up man, and ask tho
coachman to tell mo how ho would feel if
ho were checked up in a liko manner.
" 'How would you feel, man?' I any.
'The first few minutes you would proba
bly endure this constraint without much
complaint. But then von would begin to
kick. Iu a short timo your neck would i
begin to ache, and your mouth would bo
j-ll . 1 - 1. , , , i- . t. F Itl '
uucu wuu uioou iroi.i uiu ii uiwc-ss uuoi is
to get tlio head down. You would bo
como restless and begin to toss your head
just as your horso is doing it now. How
would you feel if, whilo tho sun were
blinding your eyes, with a burden to draw
or carry, unablo to seo wnero to step, you
wcro w.iipped into a run, into a ditch or
depression in tho rough street pavement?
Would you feel comfortable? That's
why von often see fino horses harnessed
to elegant carriages paw vigorously,
champ tho bit, toss tho head, and turn
tho neck. They want to loosen tho check,
lower tho head, and get a rest.'
HOW THE DlilVUK TAKIIS IT.
"Tho driver biniles or laughs, or stam
mers something Ho thinks 1 am a queer
fellow, und goes on to explain that ho
would not mind loosening the check, but
tho peoplo who employ liim wcro opposed
to it, want more style, and so on.
" 'Well, then,' 1 say, 'call your peoplo's
attention to tho fact that tho horses are
being tortured by tlio check rein. Tell
them that tho horses would bo killed in a
short timo because of tho silly fashion.'
"1 thus go on lecturing. Often tho
drivers and coachmen really follow my
advico and remedy tho thing. But often
tlio peoplo are stubborn and do not caro
to listen to what I say.
"I havo discovered that my painting
helps mo a good deal in my work. I took
it ono Sunday to tho People's church at
McVlcker's. There was a long row of
carriages with lino horses standing in
front of the theutro. Tho horses were
all checked up 1 bhowed tho picturo to
tho coachmen. They laughed and lired
at mo all kinds of silly remarks. Finally
a young couple drove up in a carriage to
tho theatre. Tho horso was restless. I
showed ray picture to tho young gentlo
man and explained to him tlio reason of
tho horse's refctlesMUMs. Tho young gen
tleman thought ho hud n fool from tho
insuno asylum before him. The uni
formed coachmen btood around grinning
and awaiting developments.
"Well. I gave tiiem a practical lesson
right there on thu spot. I unchecked
tho horse, and there ho stood quietly and
comfortably, bhowing no signs of being
unmanageable. Tho chock having been
looseued ilu horso dropped his head. Ilia
neck assumed its natural arched form.
Ho at onco became nn object of admlra
tion for all tlio drivers. Tho young gen
tleman thuuked me for my advice, and
tho lady that was with him thcught that
my picturo was tho best tchemo devised
for tho welfare of horses.
"It Is only a few weeks since I began
to uso my picture, and I find it much
more eloquent than words. Somo timo
in tho near future 1 shall also havo other
pictures copied und painted. I'll show
them a horso in its natural position; a
pair of horses, one checked nnd another
loose; a spun of horwis, easy and grace
ful, bocaiuo of their not being over
checked; and u pair of work heroes with
check reins on Thu pictures will bo
more telling than words, und the crunadu
ugalnst thu chwk rein will luuko rapid
A ll.id Memory.
WliMi a Ohn-iuimli hutminl was ked
in MNirt if It ilrffl Um wife out of bod
by the iiair he Mid L MuuMu't ivully ro
jaujulter, as that w a twy Itti.y luuru.
Uf wHw Uw Piru J'fBo Vrvi,
MORTAR BEDS FOR GRANT.
A Story of III- War A brum S. Ilrwllt
mill ''it 1 1 on .Men.
A friend ol ; .ivor Hewitt told n re
porter n stor uf his iMiiployiui'iit by
President l.in. uln at another critical
juni'turi' in tin progress of the war, and
tlio ri'Hirti't iippltiil to the tnnvor for the
particulars ol tlii'ocrurrence. Mr. Hewitt
"Lot nio think n minute. It was in
the winter of 1M11 nnd I WW. just before I
went to lSuroH.'. I was at the tea table
one Sunday night we always luul some
thing of n company, somo twenty or
thirty on such occasions and I was ut
the llwul of the table, when a messenger
brought men telegram from Mr. Lincoln.
It was it long printed roll. I have the
original still somewhere, ami it ran this
I understand that you nro a man that can do
thliiRs that other l ion t-.y can't be clono Oeu.
Ciruut Unt Cairo rem!- to move on Tort Doni'NoiL
IIu has thirty mortar lionibi nnd thirty mortars
croon tho way from Pittsburg toCalro It U now
discovered that there are no mortar beds for the
lack of which the expedition w ill fail, becauso tho
ortlnanco bureau says they can't t,e produced
under uiao months They must be. ut Cairo lu
thirty days. Yours truly. A. Lincoln.
"1 had never seen a mortar bed," said
Mr. Hewitt, "but I had hoard that Gen.
I'odmnu, who was then iu command at
Watortown arsenal, had just completed
the model of one, and that night 1 placed
myself in communication with liim, n
thing 1 had no ditlleulty in doing, being
at tho time president of tlio American
Telegraph company. I was able to get
tho operators to stand at tho machine
whilo 1 talked to Gen. Hodman. In
reply to my question, Gen. Hodman said
that tlio first mortar hod had just been
completed. 1 asked liim if hccouldsond
it down to Now York by tlio Monday
night boat at the latest. This was Sunday
night, you understand, and there was no
way to get it down tlio next day. Ho
said ho could send it if ho received orders
to do so. I told him to consider that ho
.was under orders for tlio time being,
assuring liim that I would sco that ho re
ceived them, which 1 afterward did.
"Ilo sent tho mortar bed, nnd it ar
rived Tuesday morning by the Fall Hivcr
boat. 1 npe:;! Monday running around
to the Novell', Allaire and Cornell's iron
worl.s, to secure draughtsmen to bo
ready Tuesday morning to prepare plans
of the several parts of tho mortar bed on
its arrival. 1 found that it weighed
about a ton and a half, and was com
posed of Ecvcral connected parts. I had
it carted to t'.io Novelty iron works and
taken to pieces, and distributed tlio
pieces around among tho thveo works I
havo mentioned, each agreeing to mako
certain parts and to do all they possibly
could to get them ready in time. Tho
material to mako them was not on hand,
and had to l:e provided. Heing in tho
iron business I knew wlio made tho dif
ferent kinds of material. Tho principal
maker of an essential kind of iron re
fused to chango his rolls to mako what
was wanted, and I telegraphed to Mr.
Lincoln to send an ofiicer to tako posses
sion of his works, which ho did. Tho
work progressed with such success that
nsn. result I was able to send the first mor
tar bed forward in thirteen days from tlio
time i received Mr.Lincoln'stelegrainand
tho whole thirty in twenty-six days. I6ent
a messenger on with each mortar'licd, and
tho car upon which it was loaded was at
tached to tlio express trains with a
printed order of tlio secretary of war
pasted upon it which read ns follows:
This car must not be side tracked under in-na'ty
of death order of too secretary of war.
"Gen. Grant received tlio mortar beds
on time, tlio expedition went forward,
and Uonelson and Henry wero taken. I
paid all tlio expenses of making and for
warding tho mortar beds, amounting to
over $30,000. At the timo paper money
was substantially at par, or nearly bo.
When 1 got my pay in paper money a
year afterward paper money had depre
ciated over a half, and I got it then only
on tho order of Mr. Lincoln, with whom
I then had my fin t interview. When I
wa" presented to him ho said: 'Why, you
aro not such a tremendous fellow alter
all. I thought you must bo 7 feet high
and weigh i!00 pounds.' " New York
Gen. Slii-rlilan and Itlsmarck.
An orderly was at onco despatched for
a surgeon, Hismarck and I doing what
wo could mcanwhilo to alloviato tho in
tenso bufferings of tho maimed men,
bringing thom water and adminir.tering
a little brandy, for tho count still had
with him wmu of tlio morning's supply.
When tlio surgeons camo wo transferred
tho wounded to their caro, and making
our way to Hezonville, thero took tho
count's carriage to rejoin tho Ling's head
quarters, which in tho ineantimo had
boon moved to Pont-a-Mousson. Our
route led through tho villago of Gorze,
and hero wo found tho streets so ob
structed with wagoii3 that I feared it
would tako ua tho ivet of tho day to get
through, for the teamsters would not pay
tho slightest heed to the cries of our pos
tilions. Tho count was equal to thocmergency,
however, for, taking a pistol from he
hind his cushion and bidding mo keep
my scat, ho jumped out nnd quickly be
gan to clear the street effectively , order
ing wagons to tho right and left.
Marching in front of tlio carriage and
making way for us till wo wcro well
through tho blockade, ho then resumed
hia beat, remarking: "This 'u not u very
dignified bubiness for tho chancellor of
tho German confederation, but it's the
only way to get through." Gen. Sheri
dan iu bcribner's Magazine.
Timo Wasted In SlaKInc Call.
What to do, then? "Lop of! decisively
your inirx-ellaneoiiH activities." Itcduco
tiio number of your friends. It is very
easy for'u man to have too ninny friends.
Tho value of friendship in in ita quality,
not Quantity. ISoyoml a certain )oint,"n
mans friends nro his vort enemies.
They nro his enemies when they wusto
hhi timo und strength, and draw him
away from the bt-rious pursuits and lofty
ideals of life.
The case ij still worse with women, nn
every sensiblo woman will ucl.-nowledLo
with grief and desperation. Why fchould
a woman spend her lifo in making and
receiving call.- of 110 real meaning or con
Bequonce, and in other jK-ttty details?
Tho troubla is, not thut e'io lias friends,
but that tha v-a to j muiy of them.
Now Yorli Csa,taeial Advertiser,
IMUoii'i TtilLiii:; Doll.
Mr. IidUoji I ins, it W btutod, devUc-1 u
doll with n small iilwinouruph lubid'-,
which ullu when tlu mnol u t'lriiul
Thu llwiojrapli h JiIuwh) hi a rw pta- lu
wlthl 1 iU cUvA bt lltu dull, (iinl iho
hftodlu piu'.rudv. Vbu4i 111 luu.i'll i)
WM'tl Hi'ii.r to iew fnl (I lid
mouth. JmIWuu Im uUi dwltd it 1 1 U
wliiuli Miiuximea llw lluu l ja,iLnitJ,
lw taJStluuppurnlua iwhitf, i'f t -'Ml'jj (4
i'liviMitii. -1 hmvU nlmnily lwiU,i.
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Consult common sense, and if you make
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that things and institutions and professions
are not necessarily good becnus" established
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You cannot stav the hands of time. He
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Iy left behind, t Victors form no exception
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belong to the dead, buried past ; all hope is
centereii in tne new uistogciietietn'stoin oi
Skvtti.k, June 'J", KS!M.
My mother was taken witli la itrintte lnt
spring in its most violent form, which rup-
uily ttcvcliipeti into consumption, she hail
, a most terrible cough, raised pus constant
ly, and we despaired of her recovery. We
sent for inv brother in California, as we did
j not know how long she might live. When
1 we realized her condition we sent fur Dr.
Jordan, and at mice began giving her his
prescription, in two weeks she was out of
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Slit: l am happy to say that two
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Dr. Jordan's otllce is at the residence of
ex- Mayor Yesler. Third and James.
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l.Muma Incubator Co., PctaluiTP Cal
KUiiinKTitf'Klo. t.v nri vanriy, imw rtuvt.
OPIO'iiiHnkoii lii irini", Ktiicl fur C'ulkluKUa, UI'.O,
, nliltr.t li, ft3ft ltrniyhl.,Hau Ptmulxo
OR MEN ONLY!
vn btt m mum
nun ins iuu ram
UKAVStSS Ol.N'T UK (TltlM)
llv lurnl HiplPNtlnus, as thej ninuot reiirli the
ilfseiiMil m t t Ion ,,f the i-iir. Then' i iinlj one
n tn cure ilenfiies", 11I11I that Is h eimMlIu
tli-nal ri-iiuiiles. HchIii- ss in chums! , an in
tlaliiiil eoliilitiou n( the miii'iius lililtiu of the
I'.ii-UcIiIhii TiiIk-. When tills tillw ui'ts iullmiiiil
Jim Iihu- a ruiiihltiiK sun :l or Imin-rfei t hear
hiK. aiul h hen It is etitln ly closed, lieiilncs
the ri-viilt, ami unli-s tht 1 11 tl 111 tun 1 1. n pun l
tnkeii nut anil iMr IhIh- rvsturt-il ti Its imruiiil
innililloti. hi-Hrlliir Mill lu- ilcMrmi-iI ton-M-r;
nliii- eases nut i'f ten an- runs,-,!' i patiirrh.
hli h is unthluK but an luttannxl condition ol
the miipiius siirrai es.
We 111 kIvc Ono tluiNlrtil lnllr fur tinv ease
of beafnesh (rutil by catarrh) that we eaniiot
i-nri- h taking Hall's 1'mUciIi fine. m., for
I'lri'iilar!'. fni-. 1. J. I'll KN K Y ,v ( 11.,
SoM li) ilruvitlsls; T," rents.
When some iiu-ii illsehiirwe an obligation oti
can hear the reimrt fur mill's around.
ItUl'Tl'ltK ANI I'lI.K.S Cl'ltl'.ll,
Wo positively cure ruiitttro anil all u-ctnl ills
asps wfthimi pain or detention from hiislneos.
So euro, no pay; and no pay until cured. Ad
dress for pamphlet Iirs. I'orterllelil A bosoy, s-ls
Market stn-vt. sati Francisco.
In history, as iu mctcoroloiry, the flrlm; of a
cannon has often brought dim 11 a rctgn.
bullions r mxi:v.
There Is mlHIoiisoi money lu and around New
York t'ily seeklin; Itiwstm'enl If you have a
farm, niueh, mini'. ie emi irohubh sell It for
ou If on hue a hu h untile business for s, ile,
or if MiiiMiiiit a pmi'iir Mith capital lor any
legitimate bilslni ss. Mc 1 mi hi ll you ddress
.1, A. l'KAItt'i: .v to., llr iiiilMiiy. Ne Nork.
Both tho method nnd results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to tlio tasto, and acta
gently yet promptly on tltn Kidncya,
Liver nnd Bowels, cleanses the sys
tem effectually, dispels colds, head
iches and levers and cures linhitnv.
constipntion permanently. For sale
in 60c and $1 bottles by all druggists.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN tRANCISCO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY. A'flV YORK. N.Y.
Old Gold ami HPver IIciikM; send your old Holl
and Hltver liy mull tr the old und rcllahlu Ikiiiau o( A 1
Coleman, 41 Third itrei t, Him l-'ranclicti; I lll wil l li) I
return mull thu caali. ucc riling to uniuiy; It thu amouu'
Is nnt atlftf ctory, will letuni cnld,
YOl ltl' I'AYINO I'ltdM :c TO f 1.00 I'd It
SHEET MUS C T 0 CENTS.
S-uiI for our eiitiili!uv of 1,000 titles, mulled
iree s;n i-kam imu .mi s-ii rillM, ism
I'lerei' street, Sun l'riinclseo, Cal
WANTED ThoaddresseHof all soldiers who
cri nicnoi hmnrrtetiilrtl a less number ol
auLUILK:) iicrc than lffl and made Oim!
UmUtOTCAnO nrool outhosamo '-etoro Juiu
nUmtOltflUO'A', 1871. W. It. MOHES. 1'. O
Hox "lis. It- nver, Colo. Mention this paper.
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY.
Acailemle, 1'repmatory and Primary
liepiirlments. I'lve rcculur enursi-H, In
clmlmi; the enmmerelal In the Acailcinlc
lieniirlmeul. Discipline not harsh, but
stifct No bad iMiys ailmltteil. liefer with
eonllitenee to patrons and pupils thniiinli
nut tint Niirlhwest I'oast. 21 leuehera, ill
cadets, 17 Kraduates last year, riiurleenlh
year'uuiler present manaKt-meut will be
Kin Hept 1.1, imii. l'ur eutaloKiie and other
Inforiuiitmn adilress J. V. II 11,1,, Al. II.,
Principal, I'. O, Drawer 17. Portland, Or,
Nos. G nnd 8 North
Woodworking, Saw Mill, Flour
"piSU'H Uh.MhDY I1 UK I Al A lluu, it ni. I'.uai
est to uhu. t'licapiHt. Hclirf ia iiimii'iliatc. A
euro is certain. For Cold in tlio Head it linn no equal.
It is nn Ointment, of which nsmall particle is applied
to tho noatrilH. Price fiOe. Hold liy drungiHts nr sent hy
mail. Address: K. T. Hazkltink, Warren, I'a.
The best is aye
Jfc?AVr nl Anrl ci iKeHh i r c f-.
If ohd,nd subsHl-ui-es for
kfC6,ke of"scourin3 soanTrv it1
in your next-
It Is worse than nonsense to hnv n rlw.nn nrfrflo -,:fU
which to damage more valuable property. Scouring soao
te of Una l.. .:n: i . .., K
k a uniiwg expense, duc witn a poor and
cheap article It Is likely to do considerable damage to fino
marble or other property.
Buy Your Own Goods if Your
THE BEST IN AMERICA.
('Iiciulr.l Kir KdkIiim i1 KdluifuUliet
iiiiiiiierr, riiiii in on iihu', firiu uimi
ItlllU .fill II U'lUlll lir. I.fll,ll,-Jlllll (
iliWiuUi liillli .ii.) Koftii., MutrtiU. uriU
W MUU 111 rilllUlfl, lMlfi WflW f"f HlW:
IS IUU Street,
San Francisco, Cal.,.
April 23, 1S90.
"Having been sore
ly afflicted with rheu
matism, my mother
nnd daughter with
toro throat, mo have,
by the use of St Jacobs
Oll,lccn cured. '
rjlcnvllle, N. Y., Jan. fi. 18M.
"I slinereil with neuralgia, bought r liottlo
of .Kt. Jacobs Oil and soon recovered. I treateil
a sprained auklo with same result."
Tikm M Van Uurder.
naltlmore, Mil., Dec 10, 1&S9.
I sulTered a lotiR time with sclattc pain In
tho liitwj found no relief till 1 tried SU
Jacobs Oil, which completely cured me
(.'has. A Ki .TUA.
Promptly and Permanently
EUREKA FRUIT PITTER. '
lor plltliiB IM'.ACIIKS, lM.l'MS. A I'll ll'OTW,
NI-:( TAIllNl.s,,ele. Willi (Ills machine one per
son can ilo the work or four In sl hands iisinc
knives. Price, l eiieh with Ciishlon. Price Willi
liolh I'lishliins, Kr each. Hxtru I'ushliiu ot either
size, SI eiieh.
Hi)' I'nr sale by all hnnlwaie sliues.
Hellveied at your e.vpicss nlllce on rcc lit of
price, l'lirnsti 01 lb .V !u.,stiii l'rnnclcn. t'al.
Don't ennui, yourself
out of a good oraoke by
taking a poor imi ta Lion
for the genuine Seal of
North Carolina Plug
Front Street, Portland,
Mill Machinery and Supplies.
Dealer Does Not Garry Them.
PARRY CARTS AND ROAD WAGONS,
est and Cheapest In the World.
Carts, $15 Up. Wagons, Sit Up.
. Pile Hom ml )wHMtt muAlm, lArf
rUvTM ft psit tvMa Jt, ibutk JaJg ,
1 1 mi, rt mmm utmi mm m.
I i. )' h If, hw