I i v A VOL. II. ST. IIELENS, COLUMBIA COUNTY, OREGON, JUNE 9, 1882. NO. 44. I . :-. . yv . ! r '.f . . ' . . s., . ' -- " ' .f - ' , ,' . ' K " - "I - ' " ! . . - i ...... i -.. MES. 1RI.DLE3 COXaPlBAL'T. "There's grandmother, dear run and bring her iu." And Tiptoe obeyed by- toddling out to meet the'brisk-steppiug, fresh-faced, oldish (not old) ladv who came in at the .gate. "Come to spend the day, haven't you. mother.'1 Jtiow nice of you! Young Mrs. Prindle had never yet discovered that her husband's mother was her "mother-in-law" in the" popular acceptation of the term. - "les, I V6 come, Kate; but don t stop your wort; 'tis a nice cool morning for sewing go right on." no alter ensconcing tier visitor in an . easy chair, and supplying her with fan and footstool, Mrs. Prindle resumed her basting and fitting, with an occasional ten minutes or so of rapid stitchi: g, the ouly interruption to the stream of talk which seemed in no way . to interfere with the motions of her deft fingers. "There?" she exchimed, as noon drew near. "Pet, come here." She proceeded to try on Master Tip toe the result of her morning's work, a jaunty thing of tucks and r utiles which hardly reached to the knees of the chubby morsel. It was duly pulled down, jerked around, patted smooth herej puffed out there and quickly tied about with a sash improvised from a strip of lining muslin snatched from the floor. "Now," with a kiss and a shake "run to grandmother and say, 'Isn't I sweet, grandmother." "Isn't mamma feet gaumuzzer?" came with a heroic attempt at very pre cise pronouueiation. "No, no; that isn't it." laughed mam ma, but "ganmuzzer" caught the merry urchin in her arms. "That is it exactly, Tiptoe. I declare, Kate, you are as industrious a little soiil as I ever saw. And what a knack you have at such things! and if Robert don't get on it won't be your fault." The kindly woman had never been blessed with a daughter of her own and this son's wife of hers was well nigh jjer fect iu her eyes. But the affectionate speech failed to bring an answering smile. A troubled expression arose .to the young woman's face and tears slowly gathered in her eyes. She unbuttoned Tiptoe's slip, un mindful of his piotest against having on his "ugly ol' dies" again, but comprom ising matters by tying on the pink mus lin sash over the buff chambrey. The machine was righted and closed up, and the cuttings gathered from the tloor be fore unburtheniug came which the mother knew would come. "I don't know, mother, sometimes I feel quite discouraged, and really think it is not much use for me to try." "Why, Kate, dear, what do you mean? Are things going wrong with Robert?" "On, no, mother! Nothing, I mean, for you to worry over. It is only that I am anxious about Robert smoking so much I know it is hurting him in more ways t ban one." His mother's face grew grave. "Is he smoking more than formerly?" "Yes, I'm sure it is growing on him. From what I can see and what I can guess at, I think he smokes eight or ten cigars a day. I have known him to smoke a dozen in a day." "Too bad," replied his mother, with a sigh. "Of course it must be a great in j dry to him in time if it is not al ready." "And, then, he cannot afford it. I don't think he realizes at all what a drain it is. I know he needs every cent he can keep in his business, and I try my best to save in every way I can, but, mother, I do get out of heart sometimes when I see that, with all my pinching and scraw ing, I can't save as much in a week as he spends for cigars in a day." "I see, dear." "And I know it is a selfish way to look at it. but I often feel impatient and angry at going without so many little things that I would like to have. I am perfectly willing to do without, you know,' only I can't make it seem right that I should do all the doing without." "It is not right." "Still, it is really Robert's only fault, so pethaps I thought not to concplain. Think how much worse some men are? Supposing he drank, now?" "That's a poor excuse, Kate. You wouldn't excuse a person for being a liar because he was not a thief." "Well!" Young Mrs. Pringle drew a long sigh. "I don't know what to do about it, I'm sure. When I try to talk to him about it he either puts me off or laughs at me, and tells me not to bother my head about things I don't under stand." "Suppose, Kate, you ask him for the same amount he spends in cigars for you to spend for your own gratification?" "But I couldn't have the conscience to spend money on superfluities, mother. I remember how Emily Brand used to do that sue thought she was quite justified in spending thiee or four dollars a week in trash, because her husband spent the same in cigars. So he smoked and she spent, and he broke up in business, and now they are living, nobody knows how, in some little western town." "I think you might manage to open Robert's eyes a little, though, Kate. Listen " Mrs. Pringle, the elder, smiled, as if in admiration of some clever scheme within her brain, yet shook her head in solemn appreciation of the serious char acter of the subject. A very earnest counsel followed, brought to a sudden end by the appearance of the son and husband, carrying his young heir, who had run to meet him, on one shouldc r and a small parcel under his other arm. "A new book, Robert?" asked his mother, glancing at it after greetings bad been excluded, "Oh." put innate, .ia it that 'Car ol?. You said "No, it is not. I went for a copy, but they had none of the cheap editons, and l tuougut hardly it worth wlnle to pay two dollars for one. He leisurely unwrapped his parcel, showing Tiptoe a picture inside, untied various bits of ribbon, giving them to him to tie on Carlo's ears, then took out a cigar which he smelled critically be fore setting: it approvingly between his lips. , " What How such a box as that cost you. Robert?" asked his mother. "About eight dollars and a half, ma'am." he answered, with a perfectly unsuspecting smile. "I frequently buy by the box because I find it quite a little saving, and, of course, I have to watch the corners, for our expenses naturally increase a little each year." His look of virtuous frugality seemed, however, lost upon his mother, as she said, dryly "I am glad you appreciate the need of it. How long does such a box last yon?" "Well I can hardly siy. Perhaps a month, perhaps not so long." "But it seems to me,Robert,you spend more money on vourself than you do on Kate." Mrs. Kate her hid face behind Tiptoe's curls to hide a smile at her mother in law's light skirmishing. "What?" said Robeit, looking up in surprise. "Why don't you have money enough, Kate? Why didn't you tell me, dear?" Her tender heart was disarmed at once and she was about to protest that she never .wanted anything, but Mrs.Pringle, tho elder.struck in with a warning glance at her. "You know, Robert, it is not pleasant for a wife to be obliged to always ask for what she wants for her own little fancies. Now, I think it would be a good plan for yon to hand ner the same amount you spend in cigars, monthy, say for her own personal gratification." "That s a goou suggestion, mother. 1 11 doit." "Then bear in mind" Mrs. Pringle was very fond of clinching a thing when she went at it; "your best way will be to keep a careful account of your owu ex penditures and hand herv.j8guJariy, the same. "Agreed, ma'am," He sat down for awhile after dinner enjoying uis inotner s visit, cnatting pleasantly smoking three cigars mean while and putting a few more into his pockets as he started town town, never dreaming that, according to his wife's mental calculation, lie could burn more money in an hour than she could save by sewing all her spare time for half a day. Robert Pringle conscientiously made an entry, in a corner of his private memorandum-book, of every cent he spent in tobacco during the following month, be ginning with the box of cigars, which lasted exactly eleven days, was promptly replaced, and smaller purchases made as convenient. To do him justice, his really generous and uncalculating dis position had gone far, as his wife assert ed, toward preventing on his part, any fair understanding of his own extrava gance, for he, by no means, smoked all he bought, but in tho usual course of polite exchange which prevails among gentlemen, a man of his open-handed disposition was sure to bear the heavier burthen. "Phe-ew-w-w!" he ejaculated, as he cast up the items for the month succeed ing the agreement with his mother. He went over the short column from the bottom up, then from the top down. There was no mistake figures never as serted themselves more vigorously than these which calmly stared him in the face, expressing: May 15 - 2ft '28 29 JuceiD 13 ..83 50 . 1 15 ,. 75 . 3 50 .. 1 75 - 2 25 S23 50 It looked large. And when he came to writing out a check for the same amount for Kate it looked very large. "I've been going a little too strong on it this month, Kate," he said as he hand ed it to her. He had half a hope that she would de cline to take it, but she laid it it her desk with a very matter-of-course "thank yort." A few days after, she challenged his admiration of a lace collar she was wear ing. "Prettier than cigars, isn't it?" she asked archly. "Is that your cigar money, dear? Yes, very pretty, but they do manage to crowd a good deal of money into a very small show, eh?" "That's real lace, Robert, not at all high for such a quality! Butwhat have you to show for your month's money?" He laughed and shrugged his shoul ders, assuring her she could get less next month. By a heroic effort at self sacri fice he lowered the sum by several dol lars, but the following month it rose higher than at first, and Robert began to feel a little surprised at the nonchalant way in which Kate accepted so much money to lay out in mere superfluities. He was obliged to acknowledge to him self as she displayed a pearl brooch with great apparent satisfaction, that he was somewhat disappointed at her discover ing so much relish for such trifles. "Pearls, eh? My mothei used to wear something like that." "Ah? I suppose so; pearls are never out of style, you know." Kate colored a little as she said it, and began to talk of something else. In due course of time an encyclopedia appeared. This purchase met with Rob ert's hearty approval, for both had often felt the need of it, but he had never felt able to buy one. But when a fancy chair lisle' we were speaking you'd bring one up." ' was set in the parlor where there was al ready no lack of fancy chairs, and a pic ture, small in every respect but the urice. he thought, was nunc: in the sewing-room, he felt a little annoyed, more especially when Kate airily re marked I "I hadn't need of it. of course, but as I have just so much to spend, I thought I d like it. He was ashamed of himself for feel ing so, and he told himself over and over again that it; was a perfectly fair arrangement -Kates money made an important figure in his business, and if she had noue, he had chivalrous notions on the rights I of industrious and economical wives,. And then what right had he to criticise her mode of spending, when she was not injuring her self or any one else by it which he knew in his heart could not be claimed for his way? Still, he had rather hoped that it wovld occur to her to pay some of the house bills, but it never had; they hac contmved to present themselves with their agravatiug regularity, serving to increase an? irritating conscienceness of the presence of unnecessary articles abou t the house, the purchase of which means. was At allow not ! warranted by his all events, he might justly himself to fall back upon a little relief for Ins well con cealed annoyances,1 in his feeling of sur prise that his wife j had not taken the least advantage, so far as he knew, of this liberal supply of pocket-money to carry out any of her old desires for do ing good. He had not observed that she had given a cent to any of the mis sionary societies or in relieving the poor, in uis own growing sense 01 dis comfort at the view he was forced to take of the hitherto unimagined extent of the cost of his I pet self-indulgence, there was some consolation in reflections on Kate's sh rt coniings. He sat alone one 'day looking over his accounts. He came acioss six "stubs of checks he had given her. They ran thus: 823 50, 25 - 25,$24 50, $24, 17 40, $23 25. The total was 133 05. His own expenditure doubling the amount. gave $2 jo 10 this for six months, mak ing the yearly sum bf $552 20. A blank expression overspread his counteuance as Jie thought of his part ner's strong desire to extend their busi ness, and of .his utter inability to co cporate in such extension unless his pri- vate expenses could be cut down. He looked again at the sum it was twice the hire of a servant, one-third more thtui their house rent. And the blank expression on his face grew blanker as a .farther calculation showed him that this nice little game ofi "superfluities," be tween his wife and himself, was played at an expense amounting to the interest on a fraction less than eight thousand dollars at seven per cent. Une montn later ne nanded nis wile a paper. j "Here's your check, Kate." She opened and found It blank! arms were around his neck in a ment. Her mo- "O Robert! have you really given it up for . good? I j knew you were try ing to stop it, dear; but do you mean it for always? "1 Hope so, KateJ 1 never quite took in, till lately, how far the thing was car- rying me, but I find there is only one rignt thing for me to do.and the sooner 1 do it thoroughly, the better. But what will you do witbwtrt! your spending mon ey, my little woman.' With a ringing laugh she ran to her desk and took out some papers . "I don't know what I should have done," she said, with a desperate shake of the head, "if this money ness had gone on much longer. little busi- Now, Robert, did you imagine that I was fool ing away all that money?" "Why, I believed just what you told me. i "I never told you so, sir. showed you the things and let I simply you be- lieve what your mother and I intended you should." ; "Aha! A conspiracy against me, eh?" "But it was all her doing, Robert. She set me up to it, and I should have stop ped it long ago, for I could hardly bear it to let you think me such a simpleton, "but she domineered over me in the most dreadful manner, and I couldn't. Here" $he laid the papers in his hand "there are five of the checks. and the other went clopjedia that is tor that cheap ency- the only "bona fide purchase I have made "How came you by all the laces and jewelry and other stuff, then?" asked liobert in surprise. "They a)P belong to your mother." Deceit! Treachery! Double-dealing! What is the saying about a man's foes being of his own household? Really, Kate, I think an honorable man might entertain conscientious scruples against quitting tobacco as the result of such practices upon himt" "Give me back the checks, then. But ho kept them, and Mrs. Princle. the younger, never got another to spend on "mere superfluities. A Two-Legoe AiiioATon. A short time ago a Dooly county farmer, whose place is on the river, was walking around near his stock yard when he heard a squealing among his hogs. He looked over the fence to learn the cause, when he found a large alligator had a dead hog which it had killed. j He ran to tne house for his gun and called several of his kinds to go with him to kill the. alliga tor. On arriving at the lot. the hocr had disappeared, and so had the water mon ster. They followed to the river bank, and, instead of alligator tracks, discov n? . . . l ered those of two persons who had the skin of an alligator, ;and who had used it to accomplish the purpose of stealing hogs. The rapid rowing of a boat down the river could be heard dis tinctly. f AmericuH Republican. New Method of College Discipline. In Minnesota they have a State uni versity. The professors in that institu tion are inclined to administer a nevr sort of discipline. At least, this is inferi;N3 from a telegraphic account of an affray wuicu tooK place there recently. The boys are wild, and two or more of the professors went after them for the pur posa,of capturing them. Not to put too hue a point on it, the boys were on spree in the night, and the faculty were not wise enough to shut their eyes to the matter until morning. One would think that the place for a grave profes sor was in bed at a seasonable honr. Larks can be caught as well in the morn ing as at any other time. . The fleeing students had pistols, likewise the pro fessors. One of the students had a ball lodged in his thigh from a pistol in the hands of a pursuing professor. From this it may be inferred that the student was considered to be "worth the powder to blow him up," and that tho professor was the right man to do it. Now there is an old definition that educa tion is simply to "teach the young idea how to shoot." The professor- thought it an easy lesson. uut now .mucii net ter to have hurled a Greek prosody at him, or to have floored him squarely with a proposition in syntax. The young man has a bit 11 in his thigh, lodged there probably just as the professor was out ofwiud. But what is the' good of any such souvenir? It is a new method of putting on the college brand. Now if all this had happened in Cali fornia, ii connection, say, with the Uni versity of California, there would have been a great deal of comment about it. The religious papers would have im proved the occasion at once to discourse about "godless institutions." and the public would have been bored with dreadful homilies. But it happened in Minnesota. It might have happened at Yale or Princeton, where the students will occasionally go off' on a lark, only tnat it is inconceivable that any member of the faculty should have thought it worth the while to follow students in the night for the purpose of capturing them as so many aborigines, in snort, most of the professors could not tell a pistol from a syringe. They have some idea that it is an iron tube in which a compound of charcoal, sulphur and saltpeter is placed, and that on certain occasions, by tne conjunction oi certain cuemicai laws then and there operative, it is persuaded to go off, to the imminent danger of the party of the first part, and small danger to the party the second part. As a gen eral rule, learned professors launch their propositions at the heads of stu dents in the class or lecture room. This new method of discipline will be watched with interest. We could hardly suppose that vener able professor, Ben. Sillimen, or Dr. Mark Hopkins, or Dr. Nott, in their time would have gone after students with pistols. The latter once discover ing a student in the act of removing the door-steps from a dwelling in Schnec- tatly, said, in a mild way, as he patted the young rogue on his back, "There, sonny, that will do; now put the steps right back." The distinguished judge, in after vears. said that he never had a more effectual punishment administered to him. In those days Nihilist doctrines were not known. But when a professor warns tne ueeing students witn ine "sweet notes of his pistol," what are we to think of the new and more explosive discipline? When it comes to this, that Minnesota professors are walking arsenals deing police duty at night, we are put upon fresh inquiry as to what is really the best method of persuading young men to keep in the path of duty? The most astonishing fact of all is that the professor was able to hit tho flying target. Probably not one in tivo thou sand of the aggregate college faculties could have done as much. Let us hope that not more than that proportion think worth the while to carry x318tois ut all. S. F. Bulletin. Canton F.annel, Sugar and Syrup. "Yes. Ben, and you may bring me a plate of hot buckwheat cakes, too; have them well browned, Ben," added the speaker. This was in a hotel breaktast-room not five minutes' walk from City Hall. The speaker was a scientist of rare attain ments, yet one to whom science means only the classified knowledge of a well stored mind. A man on the other side of the table called for maple syrup.and tho scientist handed itaoixs the table, remarking as he did, "here's your solution of saw dust." "I don't exactly 'catch on; what do you mean?" And the questioner lost ap petite as he spoke. "Simply what 1 said,' was tne answer, as a serene smile of mystification spread over the professor's face. "The thing is quite as probable as possible; I was only alluding to tne nice preparations oi glucose that are manufactured nowa days." 4iSut not irom sawdust.' expostulated the scribe. "Yes. and worse,, even from rags, said the sacchannetic iconoclast. "I re member on one occasion this was illus trated before a large number of sweet rrirl vnu1natn in a flourishin&r chemistry class. During the lecture course a Can ton flannel undershirt was handed around for inspection J It was one that had been picked out of the worst demoralized pile in possession of the rag man. The gar . e i. ment was a mass of stained rags, the original color of which had been obliter ated by the traces of wear. This shirt, as Isaid, was first handed around for inspection, and then torn up into shreds by the janitor; nobody else wanted to touch it. The pile of rags .was then put in dilute sulphuric acid, which had the effect of transforming the celuline Into grape sugar. After the solution had been thoroughly neutralized with com mon chalk, it was evaporated, and the sugar was thus obtained. The thing was done before the class, and the young ladies had each a chance to taste it." 'Did they improve it?" "Not much. You couldn't get one of them to touch sweet tilings for a month; the experiment had been too sugges tive.'; Neither did the man on the opposite side of the table seem to want the syrup: nun me waiter iook u away, ine scien tific gentleman calls it "shirt-tail sweet ness long drawn out." Louisville Courier Journal. The Tea-Plant. The vegetation on the southern slope of the Eastern Himalayas, 3,000 or 4,0Q0 feet above the sea, though by no means luxuriant, is said to be very agreeable and of much interest to the botanist. Among the plants native to these slopes, planted in the course of nature during the preparation of the earth for man, and left wild with the elephant and the leo pard, is a shrub growing from 20 to 30 teet high, and well worthy to be selected for pleasant foliage and fine flowers. The lanceolate leaves are from two to three inches long, and the flowers are large and white, very fragrant, in clusters of two or three in the axils of the leaves. This is the tea-plant of the erenus Thea. very nearly allied to the genus Camellia ox wu,cu me uaponica ana otner species from China and Japan are favorite cultiva- of which the Japonica and other species tions of the greerr-house in Europe and l " i -VT t. a 1 11 mis uuuiury. nowuere in uie world, but on the borders of the Himalayas and the wild regions of Asam is the tea-plant found growing uncultivated.but it was not discovered in this its natural habitation until the present century. As a culti vated plant, the Chinese have certainly had itsince the fourth century and they cla m it to be indigenous to their own soil just as confidently as they claim the parentage of numerous valuable articles. China has given tea to the world and has furnished a favorable home to the plant VL nSiSS!! n its native land, farther east. When it became known in England that the tea- plant grew native in the highlands of the I in a I u viui Knorliuh onmnnmag onnrannil - 0" .-r-r" , ? & . Vlh ".,&? S?4 '-0?...f-5Li '-n tion of notable failures in methods of cul ture and cure, it appears that the finest teas of Asia are those of these mountain plains and the choicest plants are of vari ety Assamica. lately propagated from the wild shrub of the mountains. "Don't Mention II." A citizen of Pawtucket entered a gro cery the other day, and said he wanted a private word with the proprietor. When they retired to the desk, he be- "I want to make confession an I repa ration. Dou you remember of my buying sugar here two or three days ago." i "I do." "Well, in paying for it I worked off a counterfeit quarter on the clerk. It was mean trick, and I came to tender you ood money." "Ob, don't mention it," replied the grocer "But I want to make it all right. "It's all right all right. We knew who passed the quarter on us, and that afternoon, when your wife sent down a lollar bill and wanted a can of sardines. gave her that bad quarter with her change. Don't let your conscience trouble you at all that's all right." is Usual. The commercial traveler of a Phila delphia house, while in Tennessee, ap proached a stranger as the train was abont to start, and said: "Are you going on this train?" I am." "Have you any baggage?" "No." "Well, my friend, you can do me a favor, and it won' cost you anything. Yon see, I've twowrousing big trunks and they always make me pay extra for one of them. You can get one checked on your ticket, and we'll euchre them. See'!" "Yes, but I haven't any ticket." "But, I thought , you said you were going on this train?" "So I am. I'm the conductor." "Oh!" He paid extra, as usual. Press Down theEarth. If garden seeds, when planted in the spring, are firmly pressed when under the earth by the ball of the foot, at the time the gar deners are putting them in the ground, they will invariably grow, drought or no draught, and what is more important, they will spring up earlier, and grow faster, and mature better than any of their kind which have not been subjected to this discipline. This same rule of pressure holds good in regard to trans planting trees, shrubs and plants. As a trainj was approaching Cleveland it parted in the middle, the end of it striking an old gentleman on his hat. I "What is the matter? he exclaimed. "Oh, the train's broke in two," replied a lady who sat in the next seat. "I should say so," the old gentleman said, looking at the broken cord. "Did thev s'pose a little bit of a string like that would hold the cars to gether?" Never address your conversation to a person engaged in footing up a column of figures. There's nothing so deaf ex- cept an adder. HOUSE AND FIRM. Now that the dismal winter is past and we have ' once more the chance to ' cultivate oar floral treasures, . a little chat about flowers may not be out of place. . i . Laying out ! and arranging a. pretty flower-yard requires a certain amount of,, artistic skill. Many and pretty are the designs used by those who have abun dance of means to obtain an attractive as . well as inexpensive flower-yard or lawn of the more common varieties of flower' I is a question with ao&Lof us. ayuiu Mil lonuamy; tnat is, ior ex ample, do not make a bed just four feet long on one side of the walk, with its exact mate on the opposite side. Shrubs or evergreens carelessly scat tered about will have a much prettier effect than to set them by rule or line. For brilliant display and variety of colors, also for length of time in bloom, nothing exceeds a bed of portulaca. - No drought is too long or sun too hot for,' as Mr.Vick calls it, "this little salamander." . If you wish ! to make a bed of "showy annuals, do not, as you value your repu- ' tation for sanity, throw your seed into . the ground without regard to size or color, but if you have a round bed,place the taller sorts in the center, then the next in height, and so down to the dwarf or broader plants. If a long or side bed is used, place the tallest kinds in the back of the bed or the side furthest from view. Blend the oolors, and do not al low them to grow too thick. - ; . A 3 .11' . . Euphorbia, sometimes called "snow on-the mountain," when grown in clumps or masses. W -v y J 7 TTIliU its pretty white and silver-tipped leaves noaumg in the breeze. -a 1 1 a a staiK or two oz ricmus in a yard gives the ground a tropical look. Many ladies cling to the mistaken idea that because they have not the time to cultivate a large garden, they must do 1 cf pleasure during the Fong summer months. Besides, what is nicer than to Diuok ft Mrmin,, nnnna, ft fn r,na9 r Some farmers have an ample back yard in the rear of their dwellings and outhouses, for chickens, turkeys, guinea henSf etc., and might add to their list of frti ' a Jt I I i . . J . .. . mucn trouoie, and greatly to their ad- Th do nit need . pond. A small vat or trough daily supplied with fresh water is suthcient. Clean water,, and a, clean trough is good for every thiog that has feathers, and should ' be daily supplied to all the fowls in the . yard. A good flock of large white ducks is ornamental among the others' fowls as well as profitable. They give but -little trouble, and usually are , healthy ,A. and prolific, j Sorghum seed is readily eaten bv" poultry, and is better for small chickens than corn. Milk could stand at least 3G hours te-: fore ekimming to get good results. Farmers take notice. It now claimed that potash in lieu of ashes or the potash salts is excellent F- for grape vines if fruit is defective in K color. I Kill the dog first and hunt for his owner afterwards, is the maxim of cer- -tain Georgia farmers who mean to make sheep-raising profitable. Cockle seed will remain in the ground many years if untouched by the plow. As soon as brought to the surface they begin to sprout. all sonrs. A Horse Creek, California, man has nearly lost his life by the bite of a rab bit, j , . T Cigarette and cigar smoking among all f classes of Boston women is becoming general. j : Jim Keene, the wealthy stockbroker, : once peddled stationery in San Fran- cisoo. ; A Canadian cat has adopted some young black squirrels that were thrown j to her to be eaten. The Philadelphia medical colleges' . graduated 709 students in 1881. The -number for 1880 was 731. 1 . . j It is lawful to catch brook trout in t Massachusetts at all seasons of the year when they will not bite. 1 4 It is strange that, of all possible tasks, -simply to be what we are should, prove . not the easiest, but infinitely the hard est, j . When at home the Chinaman is a Mon- -golian. When in the United States he . is a Mustgolian. f Louisville Courier Journal. ' What is hypocrisy? Why it is when any one says he ' loves his neighbor as himself and then straightway sands his sugar. .. . ,- v . It is well we cannot see into the fu ture. Fancy the disgust of Pizzaro if he could have foreseen Sbipherd. Syra cuse Herald, i . Girard College is to have a complete machine shop, with a workbench, forge, and gas engine for each of the ninety pupils in practical mechanics. . It is stated that Governor Roberts, of Texas, intends 1 recommending in his message to the Legislature the gift to the University of 2,500,000 acres of land. Rochester University has just received -a gift of $100,000 for the purpose of add ing a ladies' department to the institn- ' tion. i The School Board of Reading, Pa., baa ' voted to close the public schools on the . day Jumbo visits the city with Barn urn's circus. ! The Connecticut Legislature has pro vided that School Board s,ou the petition of twelve adult residents, may order in struction in the public school concerning the effect of intoxicating beverages. V J