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THE DAILY CAPITAL JOURNAL, SALEM, OREGON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1919.
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Rippling Rhymes.
THK nii:i.lUTL tiKOCKR
Ciiocer Johnson is a poach, and ho
hnuld be hired to teach optimum to
' his kind; he's a man of hopeful mind.
Inthe thronging marts ot trade optlm
tern seems decayed: neatly ever mer
chant prince seems to think that life's
u quince, and he tells me tales of tenrs,
and of doleful doubts and fears. Ev
ery day I hear a piel from the dealers
as they deal, hear n narrative of woe,
end of commerce lying Ion, lying
profitless and dead, and of frightful
times ahead. Every day 1 hear such
bunk when I go to spend a plunk in
the thronging marts of trade, where
the hams and spuds are weighed. But
to Johnson's moral shop I have heard j 1'aCJ'.
ro nolelui yawp. Jonnson skips nrounu
his store, leaving smoke along the floor
And he murmurs cheerful tunes as he
weighs his boneless prunes. Tired of
hearing people beef, It's to be a great
relief, to encounter, then and now, one
has unfurrowed brow, anil who
chortles as he sells hard boiled eggs
vr.d oyster shells. For too many peo
ple whine in this little grad of mine,
putting up a doleful wheeze, when they
should be on their knees, thnnking
Providence nil day for the good that
comes their way.
Odds and Ends
IF YOU want knowledge, you must toil for It; and if
pleasure, you must toil for it. Toil is the law. Pleas
ure comes through work and not by self indulgence and
indolence. When one gets to love work, his life is a hap
py One," i - ;.:,..:'-: '. .: ;
. These homely truths as expressed by Ruskin seem to
be escaping the present generation. Toil is the law of
progress as well as of contentment and there can be no
progress without it. It is the law of nature that the
muscle not worked atrophies and the brain not used, de
generates, and idleness begets decay.
No worse handicap can befall the young than to be
reared in idleness and self-indulgence, to be deprived by
unearned wealth of the spur of necessity to toil and the
usual result is a worthless life valueless alike to the in
dividual and to society. :
Genius has been defined as a svnonvm for hard work.
Skill is work translated. Work is the first requisite and
little of value can be attained without it. Toil is as essen
tial for health as it is for happiness. Work and thrift
constituted the good old American recipe for success, and
upon it has been built the greatness of the nation.
Those labor organizations whose main obiect is tn
shorten the hours of toil below a reasonable period, and
who preach sabotage and practice minimum output "on the
- U . C ; . r 1 1 i j a -.
invuiy ui improving uie lot oi man, are advocating ai
fundamental fallacy. Instead of teaching love of labor,
in which the individual finds happiness, they teach
hatred of toil which makes for unrest and discontent,
which improves no one, and breeds unhappiness. ' No one
can enjoy dishonest toil, where the sole object is to take
as little interest in work as possible and no such theory
and performance can improve the lot of man.
It is true that the toiler has not always secured his
share of the wealth that he helped create, because he was
kept ignorant and unintelligent, and did not get a square
deal, but the progress of the world has remedied most of
these conditions. Free schools and equality before law,
opened the door of ooDortunitv to him and hio-Vi wos
and shorter days have followed. Progress is now largely
up to the individual as it is with everyone in a democ-
mstead ot chammonme' nO-hmiv work tn mim
t1SUre lor self-indulSence and idleness, instead of sowing
the seeds of discord, labor organizations should strive to
inculcate love of industry, so that the toiler may find joy
in his work, the pursuit of knowledge in his leisure and
advocate the practice of thrift that he may profit in the
future from his labor of today.
Jr"'' h Rooms to Rent
N9wadays no: one thinks of tramping the
streets tiU his heels ate sore to find a room. The
modern method is to turn to the Rooms to Rent
Want Ads in this paper. There you will probably
find just what you want for nearly everybody
with rooms to rent knows that the quickest way
to find a roomer is through our Want Ads.
But if you shouldn't find just what you're look
ing for, put a Want Ad of your own in this paper
and watch your returns. State clearly what
you want.
Use Want Ads like these:
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Who li employed during the day. Pre
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Iios Angeles. Arthur AiBenault, 13,
was too . enthusiastic preparing for
"better speech week" beginning No
vember 1. He was placed on proba
tlon today for stealing a dictionary.
Pan Francisco. Moral: Full down
the bliuils. Judge Flood personally In
vestigated Goo. Fry's story that while
a Mock away he had seen Mrs. Fry
kissed by another man. llcsult divorce.
New Tork. The packer collegiate
Institute; In barring: powder and rogue
for still pupils hIso deeroed tholr dress
es "should begin tit their heels and
ten to wtlhln a reasonable distance of
ttelr necks."
LOVE and MARRIED LIFE
vy. xne noiea mitnor
Idah MSGlone Gibson
WEDDED
Milwaukee Wis. Albert Wiltpolt
boasted he could whip anybody on
the etret. No challenge. He said he
could whip anybody on the block.- No
remonstrnoe. Then lie said ho could
whip any cop on the police foroe, He'll
le back to work In thre weeks.
Spokane. Wash! Don E. Phillips.
editor of the AVuBhtucn.a Enterprise,
and Dr. A. L. WIcltlpr, of 'YV.ishtueim,
i're traveling from Lyons Ferry to
Vn Usburg.
The ear's lighting system fatted.
They lorrowed a lantern and took
turns 'sitting; on the radiator for the
SO mile trip.
"Got pretty warm nt times," they
fcoarniented.
Bpokane, Wash. A strnnpe plane
landed tn a Clituese truck garden west
ot the city.
The neighborhood got quite excited
bout It i
The Chinese merely drapfted out a
canvas cover for the ship, snugged It
down and went on hoeing vegetables.
abb luxrm
- -1
ti, urbniw that iwJ V vote for a
fall dinner bucket now cawlt-a a
. i.nnin. It sems like tn
that have th' lesast use tov lutormiMou
tiive th' most
From that nlpht John Gordon hnrdly
li ft my Fide. He made Ills attentions
so conspicuous that the little summer
colony where my friend had her cot
tnge was Immediately a-buzs with the
fact that at last John Gordon was seri
ous. "I did love him then," I snld to my
ncuiiHing conscience. I think-I loved
him from the moment that my eyes
looked Into his of smiling gray. I did
not realize thon that John's smile sel
dom reached his mouth that his lips
closed In n thin, cruel line, because for
ino at that time ho brought out the
smile that curled the corners of his
stern mouth and showed teeth of sur
prising regularity and beauty.
For the three weeks of my Btav at
Helen's, John was my shadow. Ho
neglected his business, and spent, the
entire time with me. I was his busi
ness, his recreation his one objective.
I to fairly took me off my feet. .
There vs a personal magnetism
and physical attraction about him that
I had never known beforo In any man,
in fact, after three years of marrtnm
and with my year-old boby claiming
much of my time, if John pays me the
slightest attention or smiles at me with
the old warmth, I have that same feat
Ing of utter surrender which I experi
enced the first time I saw him.
Long before the three weeks of my
stay were over I had promised to be
come John Cordon's wifo. I fully ex
pected to return to my home and pre
pare for an autumn wedding, but John
would not wait, and blinded by th
nrdor of such an Importunate lover,
we drove to a nearby city one after
noon and were marrtod,
At tint time T did not know John's
family, his friends, his tastes, his fj.
nanclal condition, nor his business abll
Ity. It was only a lucky circumstance
that I had married a man who was
ablo to take care of me I did not !tsk
I probably would have married him
under any circumstances. I was blind
blindly In love.
I went unseeing unknowing to my
fate, because ever since I could undrr
stand what ft woman's destiny might
be, I had been taught by my mother
that love was all that when my heart
throbs answered some man's question,
when my hand trembled as he caressed
It In his, when my longing lips return
ed his kiss avidly, then I was to know
that he was my man my husband.
, There was nothing else, I had been
j taught, but the end of the fairy tale
"marriage, and they live happy ev
after."
! One thing I have since learned most
thoroughly and that I shall teach to
my little daughter, now In her uncon
scious babyhood. Love and marriage
are two very different things one is
a tempermental disturbance, an emo.
tional cataclysm, the other Is purely a
partnership involving an Intimate busi
ness association and made possible by
the same Interests and alms.
No marriage based caily on the Amer
lean Idea of romantic love and passion
can be successful, and I will give John
the credit of being quite as Innocent of
this knowledgte as I was myself. I do
not think that two beings were ever
happier than John Gordon and I as we
drove away from the little church
where we had been made husband and
wife.
"TVo have stolen a march on them,"
chuckled John. ve always hated the
pomp and fusslness of a publlo wed
ding. In fact, there seems to be some
thing Indecent about it. But think of
this, Girl, we can go back no, we
won't go bnck we will go Into the city
tonight and I'll write to your mother
and mine and tell them what we have
done.
"You have a mother, haven'$ you?"
he asked suddenly.
Then for the first time I realized
that I did not know whether John's
mother were still living whether we
had brothers or sisters and I was cer
tain that I had told him nothing about
my family. For the three weks that
we had, known each other, It had been
sufficient for John that I should listen
to his words of lore and sufficient for
me that he should speak thorn.
Suddenly my heart stood still.
TVho was this man I had married?
(Continued tomorrow.)
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bonds of the Gold Hill Irrigation dis
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of this district had already been cer
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The Gold Hill district comprises 6000
acres of which approximately 1200
acres are irrigable.
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he strike you
Attorney Pow-
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That's Right; Say I Want:
Celery King
(let a. pnokage tonight. It's cheap
nnd u ran brew a lot if tea with
one package.
Tnke n cup every other nlsht to
regulute your bowels, to purify your
blood find ms.ke you strong so you can
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happens to come along this winter. .
1 It's one great vegetable laxative, and
It won't cost you but n few cents to
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Children like It, and there Is nothvi
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silver j when they are ailing. Adv.
folks i
A total of 204 or nearly one third
of the S39 men registered in the Uni
versity of Oregon nre former ex-service
men who' are receiving state or
federal aid.
;: HEAD STUFFED FROM '
CATARRH OR A COLD,
; ; Say Cream Applied In Nostrils
. , Opens Air Passages Right Up.
Mrs. I. C. Van Dyke of 817 S. 18th
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cade' and think it is perfectly won
derful. It has done me a world of
good. I would not be without it."
The "J. B. L. Cascade" cleanses the
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Thousands testify that constipation,
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absolutely relieved and prevented by
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Daniel J. Fry will be glad to show
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simple operation and will give you.
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Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream
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the phonograph which
amazes all Salem
Are you one of those who believe that no phonograph
can match the voice of the living human? An astonishing
discovery awaits you like the thousand Salemites who
attended the Ida Gardner recital.
Thomas A. Edison gave
his famous Tone-Test last
Monday night in Grand
Opera house. He had Miss
Gardner sing in direct
comparison with the RE
CREATION of her voice
by the New Edison.
Music lovers were com
pletely baffled. Their ears
were unable to distinguish
the RE-CREATED voice
from the living. You have
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graph that approaches the
New Edison. It RE-CREATES
not onlv the musical
notes, but every elusive
quality of tone and color
which identify the origin
al artist.
The NEW EDISON
"The Phonograph with a Soul"
Come in and hear the identical instrument which was
used Monday Evening. Make the great disebverv for
yourself. .
The instrument used In Monday's Tone-Test is the regular model which
sells for $285 (in Canada. iUlh It is an exact duplicate of th riboratori
Model which Mr. Edison perfected after spending Three Million Dollars in
experiments. -
GEO. C. WILL!
Salem's EDISON Dealer - "
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