.. ... . f ' g88383 - y o OREGOiV CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, .I1jX.1T SI, 1871 NO, 37 0 O o G - 5 irs)C tUccklij (Enterprise. J DEMOCRATIC PAPER, J'O" TOE usinossfan, the Farmer And the FAMILY CIRCLE. KVE11Y FKID.W EY A. FSOLTWER, VMTOI1 AND PUULISHEU. FFWE-ln. Dr.TLtessiiig'a Brick Building. TERMS of SUBSCRIPTION: -'.e (':py ur.e year, in ad ranee, $2 50 G O TKR MS of A D VERTISIXG : -,r advertisements, including all l...r,tl inHioe.s, t'ij- ot i-' nues, i vv . & ou "ore s'llj.-e'iuent insertion 1 00 t'.l;i!iia, one j'ear $120 00 GO 40 12 i.irier ;lU.ss (AirJ, 1 square cme'year.. . j" R m'.'t.t ncr-i to be made at the risk o eri'r.r, '! af te expense of Agents. nooh' A SI) JOB PRINTING, r The Kuterpri.se office is supplied with :fu'. approved styles of type, and mod lAi'iilN'ii IMlKSsjKS, which will enable lufrietor tu do Job Piiuting at all times Xeat, Quick and Cheap ! Work solicited- i: a 'i 1 1 ,;.... t i run tactions upon a specie uats. II US f NESS GAUDS. Attorney at Law, Oregon City, Oregon. Ptpt.i'Uy. j 'OIIXM, BACON, Importer uud Dealer ia AT- ;E2iL S&sS AT10NT.KY, PEUFITMKRY, &a, &c, Cvon CVt, Oregon. - ." - IV tmer's old ftand, lately oc- l. 1 1 -j S. Ackt'i'rmin, Main street. in tf OHN FLEMING, f - yy DEALER IN SDDXS AND STATIONERY, IN' MYK1W riRE-PKOOF KP.ICK, ; -i 8VI & WELCH, DEATISTS. I Fellows' Temple, corner I li 0- -t and A1J. r Street., l'ortland. roirtif" of tlio-o desirinnr superior si., in s;et iii. rt'iuest. Nitrous ox-' c ; ..inless extiaction of teeth. 1 teeth "better than the best,"- ti r. I -.j, '2v:tt' tU': flic JpC'd. i K C. Dr. J, II. HATCH, D E N T I S Ti put! .miii'e of tho.ie desiring rvst Class' :'. .'''.., is respeettuuy solicited. 'Satisfaction in all cases guaranteed. mi.' Oj-vde adiuirustered for the less KxtractiotJ ot 1 eetn. k In Weiiiaut's new burldinor, west si le ox First street, between Alder end Mor ,:is!jii streets, Portland, Orsgou. Live and Let Live. ?7ii:r;i).s & stuickler, " DEALERS IN PROVISIONS, GROCERIES, COL'XTUY PRODUCE, &c, HOi; L WINES AXD TJQUOKS. ' - ' At the old stand of Wortman & Fields Oie-'on Cit , Oregon. IT. W ATKINS, M. D., SUIIGKOX. Poutl.vni), Okkgc n. nrrn-rn.iA tvilows' TeniDle. corner i" 'irst and lder streets Residence .corner of M iin and Seventh streets. V. F. HIGHFIELD, Established since 1840, at the old stand, .Viiii iS.''fif, Oregon City, urcgon Vn ortmcnt of Watchesi Jew- rv, and Seth Thomas' weight e.lr Clocks, all of which are warranted tn bo us represented Ronairincs done on short notice, vnd thankful for past favors. CLARK GREENMAN rstv Drnvman. . . "T T-X. I " . . J J OR EG OX CITY. 1.-0 All orders for the delivery of merchan- We or tiacka 'cs and freijrhtof whatever ties ..riptvvi.t.Tarty part of the city, will beexe- a ite.1 promptly and with care. JEW YORK HOTEL, f nentfehes GafthausA No. IT Front Street, opposite the Mail steam ship landing, Portland, Uregon. II. R0THF0S, J. J. WILKENS, P ROPRIETORS. o Boird per Week ' " " with Lodging. " Day $5 00 . C 00 . I 00 A. G. WALLING Pioneer Book Bindery. OltKGONIAX BUIL.D1KG, Career or Front ami AlIcr Sf re.et, PORTLAND, OREGON. 15LANK ROOKS RULED and BOUND to G-.iv d.?irod pattern. MIX!!' mimCi MAP.A7TT. Vinrc. Vl'EUS, Etc., bound in everr varietv ot o Kno vn to tne traae. r ... i"ul'J ttL o illlll Broken Pledges. IFrom Pomeroy's Democrat. The Republican . National Con vention "which nominated General Grant jledged the party to non interference in the right of the States to designate who should he entitled to the ballot, Upon that pledge they went into the election, and thronsrh the tmblir. l.plinf in the verity of that pledge they von the support of several State liights doctrine States, That dIcJo-o weakened the force of Democratic opposition to Grant, for it con tained the essence of the Demo cratic creed, and they had nothing to say against the Republicans on that head. When the party had secured Grant's election, and as soon as he was in power, and the emergency presented itself, his Congress spurned the pledge by which the right of a State over its own domestic affairs was destroyed, TIi en it was that the Democratic party in and out of Congress siezed the opportunity, and hurled their thunderbolts .at the usurping and pledge-breaking Republicans. The speeches in Congress uttered by Democratic members were lurid with tli lire of condemnation and assault, and the Democratic press of all sections double-leaded their editorial columns of scathing crim- m CD matioii. They one and all de nounce the "new departure" of the Republicans as an outrage upon j party, us an aiiacK upon i.iie von stitution, as a falsehood th.at no decent man . would practice in private life ; indeed, as a deed of monstrous villany to which no freeman could possibly submit. Rut all that is now among the dead issues, and the party that com mitted that so rankoiiense must be endorsed for the very deed which formerly was so past forgiveness. This forgiveness, and more than that the endorsement required of the Democratic party by the late Democratic (?) Conventions in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Iowa of the great fraud, is basely urged as necessary to the success of the Democratic leaders in the next election. This sudden Democratic conversion to the Republican vil lauies is porhftos the startling ami a:-tounding wonder of this wonderful era, and honest man are looking impatiently for the next rreat trick ot the political acrouats. Rut what worse have the Repub licans been guilty of in this pledge- breaking business than the Demo crats? " In 18G8 the National Democratic Convention met in 2s ew 1 ork. Men of all the sections were in at tendance. They were fresh from the people, fresh from the war, fresh from the examination into ail the crimes of the Republican party, of their usurpation and violence. What did the Democratic Conven tion do ? Deliberately, basing their delib eration upon the sense ot justice, of law, of constitution, of. liberty, they promulgated a series ot reso lutions denouncing the new amend ments to the Constitution, denounc ing the usurpations of the Repub- hcan Congress, ana went into tne contest with those denunciations upon their banners. They failed with Seymour and with that plat form of denunciation. Do they think of that failure now and at tribute it to the denouncement of these amendments and the process by which they were secured, and so thinking and longing for power are they taking a back track and perpetrating a linger crime than did the Republicans, in order to win at the next trial? If they de--nounce the Republicans for break ing the great primary pledge of their platform, published at the same time, can they nope now to escape attack from their own partv for committing the very same of fense'? How can the Democratic party be right to-day for doing that which the Republicans were so wrong m doing in lS6b i The Republicans wanted to win, and they played a trick by which they won. We all denounced that trick and threatened revolution be cause it was a trick. Is success so sweet that crime cannot tarnish victory .! Are the Democratic Con ventions to hold such doctrine of infamous disregard cf sacred obli gations and not except a universal cry of shame from all the country side ? Are these workers of iniquity to arrogate to themselves and their polluted hands, the power to an athematize Democrats because they will not endorse their villanies and falsehood And total abandon ment of principle ? Are thieves to sit upon the bench and sentence indues to imprisonment? Are po litical harlots to drive virtuous peo pie from the common highway as unfit to breatne xue common air o J TTcaveu with them ? 1 ' n .,-A?rte tainted i JTe UlC'fcB sWUcuuouc snd odorous With Corruption, to fnvro their fetid influence upon the o-rpnt masses of the Democratic party? Is justice to be costumed as a troll for decent people to take fashion from ? Arc these schemers to work at their plans of fraud, and obtain power by such prostitution of the noble theories of the Demo cratic party, making that party agents to accomplish their dishon orable triumph? These questions must go before the people. That people will read this writing, writ ten as it were upon the world's wall ; and they must see to it that they perish not with Balthazar and his courtesans in the debauch of his despotism.. - The Tax on Labor. From the Chicago Democrat That government which pays most attention to the best intereots of its laboring classes is the only safe one. The workers of a na tion are its real strength, and if a nation would be strong she should see to it that her workers are pro tected, They need its protection for the reason that their time is wholly given to their work, and it is left to the legislators to see that no laws are made opposed to their interests. Unfortunately, Governments in all ages have been too often administered in the inter ests of the dominant classes and in those of the moneyed aristocracies, while the toiling millions have been forgotten, and their daily labor illy required. As wealth in creases, the tendency is to concen tration in the hands of the few, and those favored few find time and opportunity to watch legisla tion, and in a great measure mold and control it in accordance with their own selfish purposes, while the millions who toil, have neither time nor means to influence legis lation in their own interests. The oppression which European labor ers meet with is due to the bad laws which have come down with slight changes from past genera tions. In England and upon the Continent labor is oppressed, and this, in a great measure, is chargea ble to the existence of a vicious system of government, which, with various modifications, has come down to them from former genera lions. Privileged classes have principally ' held the reins" of au thority in their own hands, and domineered over the humbler classes who have been doomed to toil for subsistence, and regarded them, by reason of their lowly condition, as being entitled, in the providence of God, to nothing more than the bare necessaries of life. Princes and nobles and the privi leged orders must, however, live commensurate with their rank and high position, and consume among themselves the nation's wealth. For them were especially, accord ing to their estimation, govern ments ordained of God ; while the toiling masses can only live by their permission, and be content with such blessings and privileges as may be awarded to them by the clemency of those who tower above them. In America, however, we shall h.ave none of this. Every man must stand on his own feet, md their shall be no legislation for the benefit of class. Rarticu- arlv, there shall then be no obsta cles put in the way of the work- mtrman. bo far from blocking his rogress, every means must be sanctioned by which he can ele vate he was a State Senator in Ohio, and and advance himself. Therefore yet the next year he was elected as it is that a tax upon labor is the a United States Senator from Ala most suicidal and stupid policy bama. Judge Busteed spoke of that any government can pursue, ny policy that compels the labor- cr to toil for a bare subsistence : any act of legislation which makes it hard, year by year, to meet assing demands for necessary sub sistence, shutting out the fond lope of better things in the future, paiaiyzes tne arm ot tne laborer, f i" ...:: i.:, incurs ins epiiiLs, cows ins ioox m tne pursuit oi Happiness, and makes both him and his offspring in course of time absolutely valuless to tne otatc. iin me ueavy uiu- dens which, through our miiidi- v nine of the actual necessaries of! life, are only so many direct taxes upon labor, and ought to be re pealed. No party can retain i . . I - A 1. i nmrpr oner m tins country tiiat advocates or supports such a sys tcm. it is a gric ous w iuu to iu poor and still greater wrong to the tnto. Tax the luxuries, let the necessaries' go free. This is the only true aiul safe policy, for it is the only policy which secure future blessino- to a country like our own. By the workings of the Radical tariff laws the custom on certain necessaries amouut to two hundred million a year, and the American corporations collect some eight hundred millions more on the man- ufacture of the same things. And this is protecting the laboring elasses of t.ho p.nnntrv Ttto Take the selfishness out. of this world and thare would ho. more happiness than we should kno what to do with. Josh Billing. The Ku-Klux Bill a Failure. The infamous Iu-Klnx hi ! was designed as a political engine, says the S. F. Examiner. It was ex pected that it would enablo Grant to control the elections in several of the States, It was iutendotl to convey the idea "to the people of the North that the South wa still full of rebellious spirits leagued to- getherin secret associations for the pnrpose of overthrowing the Union. The Radical leaders confidently expected that, through the agency of their nosing Committee, and by the testimony of suborned wit nesses, they could get up a mass of evidence proving everything desir able. The result has not realized their expectations. Every scala wag yet pumped for evidence has beeu convicted of perjury, and a mass of unimpeachable testimony proves conclusively that all the stories about Ku-Klux-Klan.s are without foundation. A Washing ton dispatch to the New York World, of date June 23d, gives the following bearing on this sub ject : "lhe Radicals will probably be forced to abandon the Ku-Klux in vestigation. It is demonstrated that it can no longer be made to subserve party purposes, and build up a pretext for bayonet rule in the South. The evidence this week' has run counter to the hopes of the Republican members of the Com mittee, and a long recess till next Fall or an adjournment sine die may be soon looked for. The tes timony given yesterday and to-day regarding the condition of affairs in Alabama and South Carolina has been so strongly fortified as to upset three-fourths of the clap-trap and hearsay evidence given by the scalawags and carpet-baggers whom Horace Greeley character izes as thieves and plunderers. To day Judge Busteed, Republican United States Judge for Alabama, gave evidence confirming the edi torial in the Republican State organ of Alabama, as telegraphed from Montgomery, and showing that the stories of ex-Se?iator War ner and Jtulge Persons regarding the condition of affairs in that State are absolutely false. Judge J5ustcel covered th wiole jrroiind. He testified that since 1S05 there had been but one instance of resis tance to a process of his . court, and that came from a Radical Auditor of the State who had n -fused to obey an injunction issued by the court. There had been no disre spect t o the court or the law on the part of the people, and he was per fectly well satisfied that the people of Alabama intended to obey all the laws of the United States and interfere with no man on account of his politics or his religion in Ala bama, lie regarded life, liberty and property as safe as in any New England State. He flatly contra dicted the evidence of the itine rant preacher, Lakin, given last week, that there were thirty-three indictments pending in his" court, and added that he held three terms of court every year in the north ern, central and southern portions of the State, and therefore had good opportunities to learn the true state of affairs. During his evidence he stated that in 18G8 Warner was excused from serving .as a grand luror on the ground that the late Radical State admimstra- tion as wanting m character and full of ignorance. " And so it is the Radical leaders have all the odium of passing an act wholly unauthorized by the Constitution, grossly violative ct some of its plainest provisions, m vlt. tlm wiw,iA sn;r;r. nf " " " :i . f crovemment and an insult to tl , f tI ti Union. rw;;nrr ,nmf thn nnrtv l)Cnefits frDm it, contemplated in its Time it tlmt, vnnlt no- i,n winnnod itself This vile attempt to confer more than imperial powers on the President may prove in its operations a dead letter; but as a precedent for Con gressional usurpation it is fraught with seeds of direst danger. It is liv o-rnrlnnl rmnrnn eh m ents nrsnn the ri,rhts Gf the people that des potisms are established. So long as the Radical leaders can retain power without taking it by force, they will follow the usual forms. When it becomes necessary, how ever, to show their hands, they are determined to find themselves for- tified by precedents which will authorize any high-handed outrage ou free government. And herein p10S the danger ot these usurpa tions. They must be wiped out and condemned, cr they will work the overthrow of popular institu- tions A man in Illinois, 24 hours after his wife died, and before her fun eral. played croquet with the girls. For this the indignant neighbors 1 tarred and feathered him C0URT2SY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, IJTTVERSITY OF CALIrDRNIA. Republican Reigii- From the Chicago Democrat. A public opinion that would have been a shame and a disgrace at any time in American history j was born at the rise of the Repub- j lican party and during the civil ' war. l'rinciples or government l.ol.l cnPl from thn v,W ,ln-n of ii rpi, Constitution was discarded. The very name of Liberty was laughed at and despised, and just men were draerrred into dungeons, under the idiotic charge of having sympa thies. Opinions that gave birth to this Republic were punished as a crime. The moral and social sinks of society were ransacked to find fitting tools for both the civil and military administration. Brawling loafers were appointed to the seals of judges, and drunken generals, j who were by profession batchers j and bar-tenders, were created into j tribunals for the administration of J civil justice. Those who had not ; sold themselves were cringing be neath the lash of a demoralized ; public opinion, that spared not one ' principle that was neid sacred by the founders of the Republic. V C never yet doubted the lessons of! history which attest that no such madness, no such gigantic usurpa tion and usury, ever yet went un punished. "Truth crushed to earth will rise again." All the way along the track of time, from Lilv j days of Cat aline to the still more abhorred days of Stanton and Seward, are strewn wrecks and miscarriages of the cunuing-c-st schemes of usurptions and tyranny. Among a bravo and intellectual people, liberty is sure to overthrow tyranny in the end. The truth of God is, that there is no peace, no safety, to those who attempt to rule by usurpation and oppression, except where people are utterly void of intelligence and manhood. For a time, public opinion may support the grossest wrong and despotism, but that time will al ways be short, in proportion to the degree of popular intelligence and the general love of liberty. Damr.ging Developments- The Ku-Klux bill is likely to re sult in some go oil after afi. A Washington dispatch says: Olieial developments will shortly be made that will put the President in a sad plight for interfering with the ju dicial machinery of a Federal court and preventing its oi: leers by re moval from even enforcing the Radical military or enforcement law. It has already been stated that the Republican United States District Judge of Arkansas called the attention of the Grand Jury a few weeks since to the features of this law which punished corruption and intimidation in elections for Federal ofliccs. The result was that some thirty indictments were soon found for violations of the statute, and among them was one against Senator Clayton. The United States Marshall and District-Attorney were about to enter upon the prosecution of these in dictments when their sudden re moval was announced from Wash ington. Their successors have never taken up the cases, and the prosecution of the Arkansas Radi cal ballot-stuffers has thus probably been abandoned through Excutive influence. Both cf these officials have been summoned to appear be fore the Ku-Klux Committee and give a complete history of this most remarKamc transaction on the part of the President. Although Republicans they had not the fear of the notorious Clayton before their eyes, and seemed determined to punish him under the law had not Grant and Clayton prevcrted that. 9 W T The New York Stt?i says: "President Grant no longer lias a follower among the Republicans of New York, except among the of- lceholders, and they are not for urn except for the time being. His inconceivable stupidity in breaking the Republican party in pieces; his corruption m appoint ing men to office; his quartering his own worthless relations upon the Treasury; his betrayal of the Cubans to Spanish slave-traders m consequence of money paid to Sid ney Webster; and his elevation of a convicted bribe-taker to high of fice in the State Department, have disgusted uonest Republicans with him. HU administration is the most indecent ever witnessed m this country. May the like never be seen again." On the pretence of negotiating a new loan, the leading officials o: the Treasury Department at Wash ington are, one by one, leaving for Europe, thus getting their summer holiday at tiie expense of the Gov eminent, which pays them at the rate of ten dollars a day while on these missions, besides ten cents a mile for the cost of travel. These treasury excursionists always come back richer than when they started Witchcraft- A SINGULAR CASH AT FRANKFORT, ILL1XOIS. Frankfort (June 24th) Correspondence of the Dvi Qnoin Republican. J Two young ladies, daughters of James Williams, living about eight ImleS ll01U h?1X aVC bed! at- j tacked in a singular manner 1 what is said to be witchcraft. Witchcraft, or whatever craft it may be, it puzzles the best physi cian?. The young ladies were first af fected about the first of April. 1 think that it was known among the neighbors that there was some thing wrong with them, but any strangeness in their actions was generally attributed to insanity. Matters remained thus until last Wednesday, when their father called upon a physician of this place, and got him to visit them. Since that time their actions have become generally known, and both men and -women have gone to see them. Some lifty. or a hundred persons are there every night, and they ay it is ciuite entertaining to ( AVIi P- X T fif.ll' mVfp-mrinnAo T . J' .. T V , aiV V") ue uunug tin s viii i , Mitu ci. y LliU up ;iUUAH JL iiignt they oecome frenzied and j. x uncontrollable, performing feats that the best acrobats could hardly perform. Scaling the house, they dance upon the comb of the build ing, apparently with perfect ease and impunity, uttering at the same time the most hideous and frenzied screams. Very frequently they take something like fits, or spasms, and fail perfectly stiff; but if they chance to be on the housetop, they never fall off, however near the cave they may be. They are aged respectively 10 and J S years, and are both rather small, both being below the me dium height. During the day, at which time they are perfectly sane, they seem to be rather modest and reserved, but v." ill converse freely with any one. They are fond of music, and - play upon the dul cimer. The spell comes upon both at or near the same time, generally be tween sundown and dark, and first manifests itself by both of them snto a run. T,!oyair?f, run north, m the direction oi tne house of an old lady who, they say, has been practicing witchcraft upon them. They say she has re cently put harder spells upon them, on account of their telling some thing that she forbade, and that she and a "cat are with them in their housetop dance. They have a language which they use in conversing with each other, and which they seem to un derstand ; but it's "Comanche'' to everybody else. There are some strange things connected with them. They catch and eat all the flies they can get hold of, until nausea is produced, when they both vomit at the same time. What one does the other is ' also doing. Their gestures are alike and simultaneous. They seem to both be moved by one controlling power. The foregoing is a statement of as I can learn the facts as corre them. You can imagine the excitement when I tell you that, since I began to write, nearly fifty people have passed through our little village on their way to see the girls. Flea for Those who Sleep in the ifiornin?. The fact is, as life becomes more concentrated and its pursuits more eager, short sleep and early rising become impossible. e take more sleep than cur ancestors, and we want more, ix hours sleep will do very well for a ploughman or any man who has no other exhausta- tion than that produced by manual abor. and the sooner he takes it after his work is over, the better But for a man whose labor is men tal, the tress of whose work is on the br: :i and nervous system, and is tired in the evening with a day cf mental application, neither early to bed nor early to rise i? wholesome. lie needs letting down to the level of repose. The longer the interval between the active use of the brain and its retirement to bed, the better the chance of his sleep and recuperation. To him an hour after midnight is probably as good as two before it, and even then his sleep will not so com pletely and quickly restore him as it will ins neigh nor wuo is uu physically tired. He must not only go to bed later, but must be longer. His best sleep lies in the early morning hours, when all the nervous excitement has passed away, and he is iu absolute rest. Dem"otiT1dea of liberty: Every man has a right to do as he pleases, so long as he pleases to do rio-ht. The liberty of concience touches every one to do unto others as they would have others do unto them, The Old Federalist. The personal government of John Adams with its alin and s2r ditious laws and other odious en actments ; the old Hartford Con vention Federalists; the brutal Know-Nothing roughs, with their brutal outrages ; the witch-burning Puritans; each and all had some excuse for an existence, and some redeeming qualities. But the personal purity of Cotton Mather and John Adams has no parallel in the present Government. Corr ruption boils and bubbles through every department. A vicious sys tem of taxation, that draws the life-blood from all the industrial in terests of the nation ; an outrage ous banking-law, that allows a few men to plunder at will all0other business interests; the remorseless gangs of official pirates, who have been pensioned on the country j the disgraceful tampering with theT Supreme Court ; tha entire disre. grad of Constitutional right and. obligations, have never had any parallel in this country. No Pres-o ident before Grant was cve guilty of falsehood and bribery, nor sq utterly reckless as to regard rela? tionship as the best recommenda tion for ofijee. ' . No honest man, bearing Grant's record in mind, will defend the present Administration unless it be from partizau motives. Whatever the old i-ederahsts did they were at least honest. Whatever the Know-Nothings did they did not disgrace their manhood. The Rcz publican party has but one thing to boast of, and that is the maguitudp of its errors. M.i:: and Womex. What is iL that makes all those men who as sociate habitually with women sur perior to others who do not? What makes that women who is accus tomed and at ease in the society of men, superior to her sex in general? Solely because they arc in the hab it office, graceful, continued con versation with the other sex. Wo men in this way lose their frivolity, their faculties awaken, their delica cies and peculiarities unfold alj their beauty and captivation in the spirit of intellectual rivalry. thojmm lose their pedant igTue ! c . miitory , or" eiaHe .ntr. .ner. The coin of tin rinde? '.(.aiiaing and the heart changes continually. The asperities are rubbed off; their better material polished and bright ened, and their richness, like the gold, is wrought into the finer workmanship by the fingers of women than it ever could be by those of men. The iron and the steel of their characters are hidden like the character and armour of a giant by studs and knots of pre cious stones, when they are not wanted in actual warfare. Satan never hated holy water as the Radicals hate truth. Give them r, sign favorable to their, cause for a foundation and they will build lies higher thereon than was the Tower of Babel. How.- er, it does little harm. Let them.0 enjoy their rancicd security while they may. The time is near when their falshoods will be exposed and their fabrics upset as effectually as were the walls of Babel, with even more confusion. A highwayman in the Western wilds asked his victim whether he would prefer to give up his money or life. The reply that neither was preferred, the gentlemanly but abrupt robber said, "But my dear, sir, you arc wandering from the subject," and took both. A lover who had just parted from his "fair one with the golden0 locks, ' says "Her last words lelf, like great rocks, into the sea of my0 sorrow, and splashed the briny water into my eves." The difference between Jefferson Davis and Ulsess Grant is that one is a traitor without honors, and theO other a dishonest traitor. The one accepts nothing, and the other ac cepts everything from a horse to a-bull-pup. m The fellow who called tight boots comfortable defended his po sition by saying they made a man forget his other miseries. Revels is said to be meditating a bill to strike out the word "White," as an "inwidjuous dis tinction' from the name "White House." Somebody has written a book called "What shall my son be?" We should imagine it would be a. boy. "Johnny, what do you, expect to do for a living when you get to be a man ? I'll get xnarriefl, and board with my wifes mother." The sea of matrimony is not always a smooth one. By theQ light of the honeymoon you can always see rocks ahead the cradle. O o o 0 O o o o o o o o o 0 0 0