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THE OREGON SUNDAY JOURNAL. PORTLAND, ' SUNDAY MORNING, ' AUGUST 7. 1904.
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Summer Tke atric als at
(By AIM Bale.)
ONDON. July St. I don't believe
that Melba herself could chirp In
liquid iciuc? from a. donkey-
MCk. '...-..
I resolutely decline to plcturt the
; portly,, yet cultivated Clave, sitting; In a
.'.'swing; and twittering; melodiously ea'shs
mil propelled to and ' fro In seasick-y
rhythm by an affectionate tenor.
Pattt, In her heyday,, never monkeyed
with her vocal equipment In such, a way.
"As for the stout German' frau who ex
,hauats herself for tha .sweet sak of
Warner well, she, too, might balk at
, the Idea of- a donkey and a swing:.
Cunnlnir little Ruth Vincent, the new
George Edwardes gell, whom we saw
' land applauded last season at the JJroaA-
- .way theatre. In the more or Mm melllflu
, ous "Medal and the " Maid," achieves
. these strange feats In the new Messagar
eomlo opera "Veronlque." at the Apollo
- theatre. Undaunted, . and In limpid, vin
, .sophisticated, ingenuous, reluctant
'maidenhood, little Miss Vincent gives
London these new wrinkles, and pushes
forward a work that Is almost too
"good": to be. "popular," and too worthy
'to d compared with the ordinary run
Of Mr. Edwardes' productions. .;
However, the donkey at the Apollo, be
haves himself far better than the aver
age low comedian would da He steals
none of Miss Vincent's thunder. He Is
not. endeavoring to capture Irrelevant
. laughs while the little lady sings, and
thus break her np. Although a donkey
. ' Is unusual In the outfit of the comic
opera prlma-donna, I ahould think. Jhat
she would infinitely prefer him mute, in
glorious docility to the human antics of
- a Jlmmle Powers or a Bam Bernard. .
"Man transformed Iqto an ass Is ons
of tha Immemorial fictions of antiquity,'
' wrote my nimble colleague. Henri Peno
au 1301s, in mess very voiumni a iiv
months ago. "It came from tha depths
' of the Mlleelan fables Into the novel of
. Lucius, and tha "Metamorphoses' . of
Jtpulelus.". , . i
Therefore,' we need feel no compunc
tions at the transformation of the ass
Into the comedian, and Miss Vlncent
may be photographed. In all sincerity,
' sitting pleasantly on tha donkey's back
' and singing tuneful ditties from that
i vantage point. '
j - This Is what she sings, and when f
tell you thst It took three- men not
: three donkeys to write It, you may
wonder why I remarked above thst
"Veronlque" was so far superior to the
usual George Edwardes production. Tou
may even ask yourself what inferiority
could possibly be. Listen:
Trot here and there!
Taka care. take caret . ;
, ' . Never slipping,'
Never tripping. ' '""','
Dear little donkeyt ' t .
. t Trotting here. and there.
Take care, take caret
. A bunch of carrots soon shall be your
' fsrel, .
A, Vanloo'and R. Duval wrote this In
' French, and Harry Hamilton adapted It
into English. All three are men. Per
sonally. I can't help thinking and Mr.
' du Bols will, I am sure, defend me
that the ass. or the Apotto stage could
have written something better. How
ever, It was worth the price of admis
sion to hear the pathos, tha eoolng
fervor, and the sweet apostrophe In lit
tle Miss Vincent's admirable voice, as
. she sang "Dear Little Donkeyt," It was
almost touching that -"Dear- Lit Ue
Donkeyt"
The second" feat, noted above, 'was
tha "swing song." Little Miss Ruth,
. seated in a sort of IdeaflsedLConey Isl
and seasickness-Imitator, warbles one of
; the prettiest things that Messager has
written. The lover In the case, Jar.
' Lawrence Rea, pushes the swing back-
CIURLES MACKAT, WITH THH
ward and forward: It crens In ominous
threat; she sticks forth her pretty little
tootsy-wootsies as he swings her higher
and hla-her, but never once does her
voice falter, or the accuracy and sweet
ness of her tones diminish. Ton hold
' your breath and wonder what would
happen if she came a cropper, but she
. has no such feat and the eplsods ends
aa merrily as it began. - Miss Vincent
has no avoirdupois' worth speaking of.
. and tha occasion cannot be aald to suffer
from undue strain. . .
Tet "Veronlque" Is worthy. It Is
genuine comlo opera, o'f tha old-fashioned
brand. Mr. Edwardes Is trying to
.elevate himself by Its means. With
"Veronlque" and the now defunct
. "Duchessof Dantalg" In his record, he
can proudly ssy that he wants to be a
good boy. If tha London pub! la will only
allow Ik Will itf That remains to be
seen. ,
There are charming melodies In Vero
nlque." We onre had a doaa of Meass
ger in New Tork.'when we heard, anl
, didn't like, "La Basoche," at the Cosmo.
Messager is the husband of the lovely
English ballad-wrter Hope Temple (of
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"In Sweet September" renown)' and he
seems to have lightened himself up a
bit to have met us half-way, aa It
were.., ;.-.. . -
There Is also a story to "Veronlque"
quite a simple and almost Silly one,
about a pretty young gell. who wan tea
to be loved for herself, and like Kate
HardcasUo disguised ' herself as - a
flower girl to win her lord. Dreggy
though tha thing may be in- spots, and
ruthlessly ' English as its .. prime
comedian, Mr. George fcraves, undoubt
edly Is, I think I'd sooier have "Vero
nlque" than the portentous spectacular
glory 'The Clngulee." . There's au
awfully jolly little dancing girl in the
cast. Miss" Tillla Msy, and 'there's an
other refreshing; little charmer, pro-
MISS ETHEL-"HEPBURN OF
trammed as Maudl DarrelL (Any girl
who has nerve enough to program her
self aa "Maudl" deserves a line all to
herself.) .
But In "Veronlque" George-. Edwardes'
new Una of discovery is manifest.
Hitherto ha haa won renown for -his
famous brand of gelL At present he
bids for fame as the managerial sponsor
far acting-donkey. s y
The genuine, for sure, closed season
In local theatricals strives this week
and for 14 days you can take vaudeville
or eechew dramatics. With the closing
of tha Baker-theatre after tonight's per
formance tha last theatre in Portland
has yielded to the , traditions of tha
heated season and specialty acts will for
two weeks hold tha local boards. ' The
Baker will open August 11. '
- At Shields' park the, coming week, be
ginning with the performance tomorrow
night, the 'musical stock company will
bo seen In . "A Wax Princess." The
unusually torrid weather has caused in
creasingly large ' crowds - to visit this
BAKER STOCK COMPANT.
open-air playhouse and the merit of the
light operas given have persuaded many
of theas to make a return visit Shields'
park will continue in active eruption
until September, and when the books are
balanced will probably show one of the
best seasons It haa so far experienced,
despite the heavy cost of the large com
pany
During the lull between the closing
of the Baker and the opening of the
various playhouses in. September the
four vaudeville houses will continue to
present weekly chsnge of bills. During
the last few months the quality of the
offerings in the vaudeville houses has
Improved to a marked extent and an In
creasingly largs number of people are
apparently forming the variety hahlt.
Various local resorts and parks where
musla and refreshments are offered tha
panting and thirsty publlo are reaping
tha harvest ripened by tha 4-In-t he
shade sun. , ' .
"
BXTfr ' XTmAODrjlAT AT X.TBIO.
The coming week at the Lyrio will
be a week of star attractions ver. act
Portland Play-Hous e s
la a star one. Tha bill la: Tha Bollls,
81a- - and madanee. the wonderful opera
singers; Ed J. O'Brien, ths clever come
dian; Mlsa Grace Armond, the charm'
tng soubrette: Vardman. the auburn.
haired beauty; R. O. Thomas, the sweet
singer of Illustrated songs; Perry and
Slmroa, comedy sketch team, and the
vttascope, showing ths Bleeping Beauty.
Taking the bill as a whole tne man
agement has never presented a better
one. But the wsy of the Lyrio is to
always be on the lookout for good aots
and nothing Is too good or no salary
too high for the Lyrio management. For
high class, clean vaudeville acts the
Lyrio leads them all.
This week's bill has proved quite
drawing card and will close Sunday
THE BAKER STOCK COMPANT.
night. Tha performance ' commences at
1:10 and continues until 10 p. m. Mon
day at 1:10 p. m. tha new bill opens
for the week.
A VMM BAXIB TI
Every person who buys a reserved seat
for either matinee or evening perrornv
anoe at the Baker theatre today wlU re
celva a coupon with each ticket that en
titles him or her to an equal chance. of
winning a round-trip ticket to the great
world'a fair at St. Lou la free of all
charge. This most generous offer Man.
ager Baker Announces aa a eouventr of
the last two performances of Portland's
far-famed organisation in its home city,
The drawing will take place on the stage
at tha evening performance, and if tha
person holding tha number is not In the
house- tha announcement will be made
and he can secure the prise upon appll
cation. An attractive program has been
arranged suitable for a closing event. It
will be as follows:
Second act of Little Lord Fauntleroy.
Earl of Darincourt Guy Standing;
Cedrlo Errol (Lord Fauntleroy)
. Dot Bernard
Mr.. Havlsham, a aollcitor. .Chaa. Mackay
Hlgirenaa farmer. ... .William Bernard
Thomas, a footman. .Frederick Esmelton
Mrs. Error (Dearest) ....Marie Boland
Mlna, .......Dallas Tyler
Morning room, Darincourt castle,. Eng
land.
. ir.
A few moments with Messrs. Hart and
Irvln..
III.
Vocal selection. , Mrs. Walter Reed
., : IV. -
Recitations ............. .Guy Standing
' V.
Second act Of "Betsy" (Burnard)
Dick Talbot........ ... Charles Mackay
Mr. Blrkett Soott Cooper
Adolphua Blrkett. his son
., Howard Russell
Captain McManus. . . . , . . .Guy Standing
Mr. Dawson, a tutor.-. .William Bernard
Hairdresser .... . . .Frederick Esmelton
Mrs. Blrkett : . . Marie Boland
Mrs. McManus ... ......Ethel' Hepburn
Mme. Polenta . . ...........Roy Bernard
Nellie Baasett Lou Power
Clara Peyton .Dot Barnard
Betay, the maid Dallas Tylet
Adolphus' study. .
At both matinee and evening perform
ances a publlo reception will be given.
on which occasion admirers of this pop
ular organisation will liave an opportu
nity to meet personally each member of
the company before their return to New
Tork city.
'
"IIITTl" AT COMBATS.
There will be two performances of
"Tvette, the famous eomlo opera hit
of the Shields' musical stock company,
st Cordray's theatre today. The mati
nee will be at 1:16 and tha night per
formance at (:!(. '
AT VMM STAB. '
Today Is the last appearance of Hugh
J. Emmett, the globe-trotting enter
talner, at the Star theatre. This wlsard
of the violin has delighted thousands
at this fashionable playhouse, and the
other acta have been equally versatile
and popular.
The new bill starts Monday afternoon,
Introducing as headllnera the world
famous military quartet, which has
played the great vaudeville houses of
the United States, scoring tha most flat
tering hits. The Marvelous Kingdom
haa also been signed by ths Star man
agement. He la a funny tramp' and
the feats he does on his comedy bicycle
sre certainly ticklers. . Hearn and Lewis
will appear In a humorous sketch, "The
Two Cons," displaying their great
ability as comedians and alngera. An
other great set is that of the Three
Leandera, comedy acrobats, whoso skill
and grotesque pranks are provokers of
uproarious mirth. .Willis Hoyt has a
sensational ballad to sing. Illustrated
wltn dissolving partt-eolored-- pictures.
The projectoscope will close the bill
with comic aa well as sensational mov
ing pictures. , -
at imiur vbxt wizx.
After canvassing the situation care
fully Producer Zlnn haa decided to offer
A Wax Prlncsss," an original musical
travesty In two acta, for the-coming
week at Shields' park, commencing
Monday night. Manager Shields haa di
rected that no expenae be spared to
make the . coming production by his
musical stock company tha most elabor
ate of the seaaorf, and to that end the
scene artists and costumers have been
kept busy with orders for a number of
weeks. The new piece gives every one
of tha company tha best of opportunities
to shine In their particular work. The
soloists have a number of tha latest
song hits in addition to the numbers In
the original opera. Tha comedians will
revel In mirth producing lines and situa
tions and the ensemble will surprise
veteran theatre-goers by Its excellence.
No detail has been omitted which makes
for suocess and the coming week bids
fair to be the banner one for the park
season.
AT TMM BXJOV. :
Commencing Monday- afternoon the
IJIJou will make another bid for publlo
ravor with an entirely new program.
Each week a little better Is the rule and
although the Bijou; attractions are al
way good the management makes It
their constant aim to improve with each
succeeding week. This rule is carried
out to the fullest extent in the program
offered, which begins with Leonhardt,
the famous comedy, juggler, whose turn
has never been equaled by hie many
imitators. He Is .followed by Ptioe and
Lysla, refined sketch srtlsts. the LIndon
Sisters, the whistling soubrettea, the
Taylor quartet, who have an attractive
repertoire, Edna Foley, the charming
little ballad emger, spd -the vltaseope,
With Ha new life motion pictures. Bear
In mind that the Bijou performances to
day are continuous from 1 to 10:10 and
that the new bill opena Monday after
noon.. . -' '.-.' ,"
.'....'-. - -
ABCAOS'S XBW BXX.X
Next week's bill, which opens tomor
row afternoon at the Arcade theatre,
contains a number of unusual features.
Of these perhaps the most striking Is
the second, end positively the Isst week's
engagement In Portland of Hugh J. Em
mett, the renowned ventriloquist snd
trick violin player. At the conclusion
of this week Mr. Emmett leaves to All
an extraordinary engagement at the
Palace of Varieties, Paris, France. Ha
will appear at tha Arcade In an entirely
new act. Introducing a number of novel
features in ventriloquism which have
never before been aeen on the Paclfla
coast, and his. whole family of wooden
manikins will bid- tl west a humorous
rareweu.
' German envoys extraordinary are
Headdenderf and Kruse, a team of clever
vaudevtlllana, whose specialty la tha
wooden-shoe dancing so populsr In the
land of "August and Gretchen."
Guy and Aggie Brltton, who arrive
thla evening from a long engagement In
the vaudeville houses of the east, will
appear In a new and original comedian
and soubrette sketch filled with enter
talnlng dances and ballads.- -
Pampltn, the modern Egyptian, is an.
other performer who haa never before
appeared . In Portland. This greet
magician, .whose sobriquet In vaudeville
is me liuropvu Ajriunsr, win intro
duce a number of magical noyeltlea In
necromancy which- will puxxle the wise
men of tha Hindoos.
A new and beautiful Illustrated ballad
haa been obtained for Kate Coy l, "The
Illustrated aong singer, and the bioscope
win snow a number or thrilling films.
Tha performance today will be con
tinuous from I o'clock until 11 p, m.
- Theatrical make-up, Hess and Meyers'
specialties, grease paints, powders and
creams. Woodard, Clarke Co., corner
Fourth and Washington streets. .
TO BAFFT XJUTS.
The happy land!
Studded with cheerful homesteads, fair
to
With garden grace- and household
symmetry
How grand the wMebrow'd peaaant's
lordly mien, ,
The matron's smile serene! .
O, happy; happy land!
The happy land!
Half hid in dewy grass, the mower
i blithe
Sings to the day star as he whets his
scythe;
And to his babes at eventide again,
Carols ss blithe a strain.
. O, happy, happy land!
The happy land!
Where, in tha golden sheen of autumn
eves.
The bright hair'd children play among
. the sheaves
Or gather ripest apples all the day,
As ruddy cheek'd as they.
O, happy, happy land!
Tha happy land!
The thin smoke eurleth through the
frosty air.
Tha light smiles from . the windows;
hearken there
To the white grandslre's tale of heroes
old
T flame-eyed listeners told.
O, happy, happy land!
O, happy, happy land I
The tender follaged aiders scarcely
shade
Ton loitering lover and glad, blushing
maid,
O, happy land! the spring that quickens
thee
la human Liberty 1
O, happy, happy land I
Thomas J. Linton.
osb txxbcm xm tan.
From ths Chicago News.
George Band, or Mme. Dudevanf, the'
famous French woman writer, scandal
ised her literary friends by wearing
men's clothes. "A long gray overcoat."
sha herself says aha wore. " a woolen tie
and and a pair of boots." These
boots were her Joy. "I longed to sleep
with them. On their little Iron-shod
heels I wss Arm on my feet and trotted
from one end of Paris to the other."
Sha also smoked In publlo cigarettes-
even cigars ao thst her teeth were
much discolored. It was this outward
mannlshness that won for her the title
of "Illustrious Hybrid." However, her
handa were beautifully feminine. "It
waa." says one who knew her, "a dell
cate hand, all grace, tact, flrmneaa snd
flexibility, One could not dream of a
more perfect combination of the French
working class woman's and the aristo
crats or royal lady's hand.' It will be
recalled that George Sand boasted:
The brood of kings Is mixed in my
veins with the blood of the poor and
lowly." She was, ss she termed it
astride of the two classes, tha peas
antry and the aristocracy. - i
From Joshu, a northern province of
Japan, comes ths story that the young
men of country neighborhoods are plow-
ng and cultivating the ground at night.
while the owners are asleep, of those
whose sons are away In the watt These
unknown helpers meet snd secretly go
to the fields with their plows snd spades
without the knowledge of any one. Next
morning the owners are astonished to
And the large amount of work accom
pltshed. The school children are also In
structed to go from field to field and
sweep off, the loousts, which commit
great depredations on the growing rice.
Tha Old Sellable.
As Is the custom. when news Is scarce
the Vladivostok squadron -waa , sighted
again yesterday.
An Qregonian at the Sti
L. ' - . -e ,' ... ....... : ;. .
ouis rair
(Br Oeorg W. Bases.)
ST. LOUIS. July 21. I never realised
until now the force and keennees
- of the old saw, "Comparisons are
odious." The Oregon state build
ing Is certainly unique In atyle of archi
tecture, but when compared with the
other, state buildings It is "poverty. It
1m very fortunate that a larger sum was
not allowed the efficient and courteous
gentlemen who have It in' charge. This
Is not "knocking," but an expression of
reirret.
This week a new gold-lettered sign was
put up running along tha front part of
the building, reading:
"Lewis and Clark Centennial Exposi
tion. 18ot.'
What an opportunity thla St.N Louis
fair gava us to advertise the Lewis and
Clark exposition, and the beauties and
riches of our state. If we had had a
more generous legislature.
Wednesday It rained m torrents, and
with the usual lightning and thunder ac
companiments. The atmosphere was
cooled very considerably. . Speaking ef
atmosphere, let me -advise any one com
ing from the PaclAo ' eoast to be sure
and bring their very lightest clothing;'
Itu fact, it la necessary to get lighter
materials than are generally worn on
the coast.' The majority of the ladles
wear white shirt waists and white skirts.
How "to sea the fair depends largely
upon tha time permitted. There are so
many 'beautiful and interesting things to
see in alt the great departments that
which would Interest one person would
bore another. ,. .
The Ltndell entrance is preferable. The
Olive street cars run every minute aad
are better than the Wabaah ahuttle
train. I would suggest taking a ride
around the grounds on one of the elec
tric automobilea; cost IS cents. . Then go
through one of the large buildings, pass
ing quickly those exhibits ,not Interest
ing you. Then take a ride around the
lake and lagoons In either an electric
launch or a Venetian gondola; the for
mer cost K and the latter to cents. This
boat ride Is enchanting, and one should
be sure and take It. After thla restful
ride, take In another building. One
ehoutd early sea the Paris exhibits In
the Manufacturing building; whether
man or woman, old or young, one will
be pleased with the dainty and beautiful
gowns, tha exquisite lingerie and other
wears. And one should not forget to
secure a map of te exposition grounds
early in the game. . ,
Luncheon can bo had to suit one's
purse from a 15-cent one In the Louis
W. A. Woodbury In New York World.
p,w kuaiKMii mm of this dlty.
.
who have not the time to listen to the
long and doleful recital of hard-luck
..i.. k'.h. mrm not averse to. giving
aid to the deserving needy, have united
In a novel enterprise.
It consists of a loan bureau In New
Tork City and a colony in New Jersey.
The object Is to Joan , money m
In amall sums to 'all
eligible applicants, without security, on
one hand, and on tha other to furnish
work and a home to u engioie appu
-nt who refill r wish to work. - '
t. Ka..aw mitn.v from the loan de-
partment of thla novel Institution. If
..aH I, Man h. farmlil IR. nil IT rRQUWll".
aside from proving an actual need of the
mama. n .vM.ni.lnsr an honest Inten
tion In repaying It, la an acquaintance
with one or tne acore or. m-w -fmu
thla unique band of zo.
The reason for this restriction is
obvious. The number of acquaintances
these men have, even among barbers,
hnntblacka. messenxer boys and others
in humble wslks of life, who frequently
appeal to them for aid is so large that
were not this restriction maae we ue
mands would probably exceed the ability
to meet them. ,
One day last winter W. A. Woodbury
remarked to a friend: ,
.Oeanaada on a Boer Kaa.
Ahont half mv time Is taken up lis
tening to hard-luck tales. Friends and
acquaintances of the paet and present,
strangera who ssy they used to know
,.. V . . Imv iri nihmrm who
IV IHini vwmm a rv., " - - - "
claim tojsa-ra driven my cab or to have
hIIuI nn MA , Blank's r. .fail Tit OF
to have performed other kindly services,
hold me tip lor anyining iron, wnui ur
a meal to 150 or 1100."
"Why don't you and a few of your
friends Join together, Mr. Woodbury."
replied the friend, "and form a little
charity bureau of your own? You can
get an sxperlenced man to run It who
wllV invsstlgata all caaes promptlyand
prpperly and hand 1 out money to de
serving applicants subject to your In
struction, and It will save you a lot
of time and money."
This remark, cereiessiy maae, ioo
root, and Mr. Woodbury suggested the
matter to a few of hla friends, who ap
proved It
Then some one suggested a wooaysra
.. uwm iriijh.n thet venerable
amKavAnln rh.ritv ind flnallV
from these suggsstlons wss moulded the
practical colony and the- loan bureau
Twenty Are Well to Bo,
Tha 4n hn mrm ihiu-IiIhI III
Organising and maintaining the loan bu
reau and tne practical colony are hi
known to each other, and while none is
mown aa a millionaire, tney are sji
rell to do snd prominent In vsrlous call
ings and professions.
-rh. Aa-jri nf tha aaaoclatlon sre:
W. A. Woodbury, president; M. D. Bul
lion, tressurer; m. i norinrup, cr--tary;
R, E. Woodman, director. The
rat-named officers are also directors.
I Wnminurv. tha orlclnator and
nrim. mm,, of thla Institution, states
most emphatically that it is not .by any
means a charity. ,
"It waa conceived from motives of
seiAshness," said he, "simply to save my
tlm. nil ihnu at mv aaSnctalea. ' If It
prospers and benefits people, so much
the oetter, out we snau on enuuru iu
i credit as philanthropists.
Tn .nnllr-anr It la dealred: should
consider himself or herself a charitable
object, and the negotiations sre to be sll
conducted on strictly buslnecs lines. Just
one nires a ciera, a garaoner, a cirai
The to. who each put In 11.000 to the
colony are not ubllged to -loan any
mnnev. but thev can refer as many ap
plicants for relief to the bureau as they
wish without expense to tnem ror in
vestigation. X.oaaa at vet cent.
All annlirants for work sre slat? Im
mediately sent to the bureau. While the
wnmwihmrm Mn loan as much or ss llt'tle
money as they choose, they have agreed
to ehsrge Interest at the rate of t per
cent a year and take no security. They
kawa .1.. . mr-t n diinil nn ftiim In
excess of 15 cents directly. Thoas who
wlsn more man tnia sum must go to tne
bureau with a card; and there will be
no time consumed In - 'explaining the
whys and wherefores.
The field of the operations of the
Minn will h An a I . r .. Ir.nt nf I . ... 1
prlnclaplly woodland at ' present, near
Anti-Harcl Luck Association Formed j
iana rice kitchen to a 13 feast In the
German restaurant Many of the ladles
enjoy going to Mrs. Borer's In the east
wtng ef the Peristlles, near Festival Halt
Any Portlander tells Colonel Foster, man
ager of the famous exhibit In Agricultu
ral Hall, that ht. or-she la from Ore
gon, a delicious luncheon of baked beans,
pickles and other goodies will be served! :
After luncheon, by all meana see. the
Agricultural building. It la one of the
most interesting places her. Any one.
no matter from what part of the earth
he halls, or what he does for a liveli
hood, will find much to enjoy In this
building. After viewing the exhibits in
the above named building, a -roller car
can be hired for (0 cents an hour, and
one haa the pleasure of a visit with a
t right, and In most cases a handsome
ycung college boy who le spending his
vacation piloting one of these wheeled
"push carta."
Another building can soon be scanned
over, and then a rest on one of the
benches in" St. Louis Ptaxa. where some
good band Is playing. Should it be near
the twilight-tide, one can enjoy hla rest
watching the turning on of the electric
lights, thus seeing the most beautiful
sight of the fair.
Visit- the -Pike after night, and see
whatever your curiosity prompts you.
Moat of the shows are fakes, but one
expects this and of course will not be
disappointed. If one has the time" the
Philippine exhibit should be seen, and
one should also visit, as many -of the
foreign buildings as possible. To
the German building, the Imperial Chi
nese building, the Braalllan building and
the Pavilion National de la France,. It
la necessary to have special cards. These
can be obtained at tha Administration
building or at the private offices of the
pavilions. - . . . .. .,
For - several days I have noticed the
great number of old people attending the
fair. What emotions must stir - these
good old people aa -they here see the
vast Improvements msde since they first
saw the tallow-dipped candle and
watched their fathers flay the . grain
after-cutting It with a sickle.
There are thousands and thousands of
single exhibits which are Interesting and
many of which I would delight to' writs
about Let me eloee this rather rambling
letter In mentioning one Pike show that
Is not a fake the baby Incubator. It is
exceedingly Interesting to see the weak,
tiny, helpless little "piece of humanity
saved for manhood through this glass
mother: poor little rascal, what will be
bis end?
Caldwell. N. J. This land will be gradu
ally cleared' and the wood soldi
Inasmucn aa practically everything In
the way of food will be raised In . the
colony, the actual cost of "keep" per In
dividual will be slight
Worts at the colony will not be taken
up In earnest before late summer or
esrly fall. By that time rough houses
for active men will have been built and
the clearing of the land will be vigor
ously prosecuted. Next spring the first
large crops will be planted and more
commodious buildings will be erected.
and then the colony will be ready to re
ceive members of both sexes and all
ages, and it Is expected that there will
be some kind of work adapted to every
member,
BASEBALL
Tacoma
v VS.
Portland
BXCB8ATX0V task,
THIS AFTERNOON
(AUOUST T.)
. . Game called too p. aa.
Admission, 8 5c I children, ISo. " ' '
ROYAL :
Italian Band
Tlliiatla. fkit " ttVMava. mmH
t7 Portland Height Park. vrjr vu-
1
ASTORIA
AUGUST 24, 25. 26. 1904
Greatest aquatic event .
on the Pacific Coast
Grand Excursion
to ..
. WASIIOUGAL
Foresters of America
Will celebrate their 15th an
niversary Sunday, August 14.
bteamer Regulator and barge
Klickitat will leave foot of
Alder Street for Washougal
at 8:30 a. m. Foresters band
of 22 pieces will furnish the
dance music Don't miss the
grandest excursion of the sea
son up the Columbia nver.
' Tickets 50c, Children 25c
Plenty of Lunch on the Boat
REGATTA
THE STAR
rartlaaa', Taateaa aaaevllle Tknc.
COBXIK TAMX AMD WAaHIWOTOM.
NEW BILL STARTS M0XDAY
Wor)d Famous Military Quartet
la sew aad original sine-las' ipelltle.
MARVELOUS KINGDOM ;
The fanny tramp and Me egaMdy blcrtta.
The Fashion Plate cf Vaudeville
Cathrine Mannlnf , the se-eeteat aoscatreat
tnat erer warbled. ' ..
HEARN & LEWIS
The twa "Com," daablnf eormdlaae sad
' Infers. . '
. THREE LEANDERS
Ooraedy Aerobata. la the' treat set, Tl
- t Beat Lausa Is Last'
WILLIS HOYT
' Pictured ballads. '
covTnrTotni bill today i t io:to
p. m. , W-.k day shews atattoeee. 1 to
. 4 0; eeenlna, I to 10:30 a. ax. Ueaeral
admlisloa. Id teats; box aeeta, S eeata.
yertlaas's rioaeer TaodevllW Heaae,
WASKTVOTOa- ST., BtAK BXTXVTX.
GREAT SHOW FOR 10 CTS.
VXW SUA BTABTS XOaTOAT.
HUQH J. EMMETT
Beeead n4 pnelMeely laat Veek ef Araor
Ira'a creates! entertainer, la a sew aet,
IntmdiH-lns .tartllna feats ef ventrtko.
gvlara and sis whole family at wooeea
Sulla.
HEDDENDORF & KRAIISE
German Baenra extraordinary to the Aswr
leaa Leafbt(r LoTinj- .N.tloa. - ;
BENT HAN & FREEMAN
Twe- comical eomnll.oe la's Koralty lia
steal Aet,. .. "j, ,, .
KATE COYLE:
Portland', ravorlte Contralto la Pictured
' Ballads..
PAMPLIN
The Modern fcrrptlaa. the Bnmpeaa Mrs.
tlfler. Introducing marreloaa feata of lua
gllnc, fim-aplnclnc and drlllln. '
AMERICAN BIOSCOPE
In a sew series of sTlnJ pictures. .
OOBTnrUOVB- BILL TODAY a to 10:M
. p. m. Week day ahowe, t:80 to .
, Erenlns, T:30 to W.W p. ra, .Admlaaloa
in eenta to any neat.
LYRIC
THEATRES ' 4
- Corner Alder and Seveatn.
UATIira ft nOOD, Btaaaveta.
Beatlpg Capacity TOO.
WEEK OF MONDAY, AUG. 8
erxBTumi bt ltbio obchzstea. ,
Slg. The Baltes Madam
The Great Opera Ringer. '
ED. J. O'BRIEN
The Clewr Coaedlaa.
MI5S GRACE OSMOND
The Charming Bosbrette. .
VORDMAN ;':"
The Auhora Haired Beaaty. '
R. a. THAMES
Iltaetrated Bongs. :
PENNY. & SIMMS
Comedy Sketch Tsars.
VITASCOPE
Latest Moving Pictnrea "Bleeptng Beaaty.'
This ad. and lOo will admit two to
any matinee, exoeptlng Sunday and
holiday. . .
ADMISSION 10c NO HIOHER
oOBTTiaroova bxx& todat.
to 10 do. week Snows Seel
BtlB aad TilS.
THEATRE
BIZTK iTBltT, OK. OBKOOnAB,
Week Starting Aug. S
LEONHARDT
COMEDT JUOGLEB.
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BKETCH ABT1ST8. .
LINDON SISTERS
I50CRS Altn WHITLe8.
TAYLOR QUARTETTE
4 aiNUEBS 4
' EDNA FOLEY.
lUJ'STBATm BOJtOB. ;
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NEW LIFE MOTION PICTIQES
f 1 Oe the Tltaeenpe.
Xrary Aftoaew fnta le 4 M.
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ADMISSION 10 CENTS
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