4 Stye fet (Dragoman. rciumiD EVERY SATURDAY MQRKIKG, BT IP- BTJXjXj. hate or ADVEirmiso iji court One inch, fiat insertion $2 00 Each wbuquent insertion, 1 00 orricE cockt street. orrtsiT the coviT-Horn. Rate or Subscription In Coin: Oae Tear. UCO Six Month ...... a Three Mosth .. l 30 S taste Copm 10 Ti4 4i(rtiMn tj Cbstraet. fiulatM settees a tt eofcwa. ecu r XZttrSjizz ME ptjibit BoaOUr. YOL. 2. PENDLETON, UMATILLA COUNTY, OREGON, SATURDAY, AUGUST 25, 1877. NO. 47. JOB WORK TEf&SlZi r. ill Empty Hands. BT MRS. MCTTA S. BEXfOX. Fear not, O band grown weary. That ee bo rooJ attained With only bleeding finger And palms so torn and stained. - You've sought the deep for treasures That vanltbed Into air; You bare gathered only uliu From fruit that etnuJ so fair. You're climbed tbe highest mountain For the bloom you thought It bore, Aud found but a scentless blossom Faded forevcrmore. You've tried within the Taller The golden grain to bind. And wept to know your hard-won sheaves Were only tares entwined. You've roamed through tangled forests For some sweet singer's home. Only to find it empty The sweet-voiced stager jW. You've sought for fruit and blossom, For bird and golden grain, And you've but torn and empty hand For years of toll and pain. But know, O hands grown weary. That hold no well-earned alms, The King, when he seeks His vorttrt, Will look for dtperral jAxba. A Storv of the Border. Leslie Cochrane was only twenty years old when lie became a pioneer ainong the wild woods and wilder dingers of West era Pennsylvania. Bat be bad been caught in that net which take all young men love had married his girla lass of eighteen, as brave and heartr as him self; and together they had decided to seek their fortunes on tbe very edge of the border. Annie had no relatives leftsince the Indians scalped her brother, and Les son back from any honorable ttto be - cause it involved hardship and danger. ""VV.f mfi oriS f P" Indeed, how superior ii some qualities ' ?er llidd " n boar lnger tnih w.nTA .. he was on the rack of anxiety lest ther those of the-frontiers seventy-five and -rT one bnndred Tears ago. Then psrent B Dalle rrhef be ctth encouraged tlir adult children to under- (m half English wor.ls that take perilous and trying enterprirtts, and were proud to see sons and daughters set their faces to the front to battle with In dians and animals, forests and fate, and establish new homes i f their own. Thus it was that 31 r. Cochrane gave Leslie aiiorse,and mother Cochrane fur nished the letting out" for a cabin, and the young couple departed inb the great woods. The previous year Leslie had been on scout against the red men, and a rich prai rie flat in the French creek country had so charmed him that he determined to make it his home. Tnither with his buxom bride he made hi w ay. The horse carried all their po esion and the girl beside when she chote to ride. It is surprising bow small an amount sufficed for housekeeping in those days. Leslie Cochrane and wife went out with little bedding, a few dihes and kettle, and a dozen carpenter "a to ls, the whole making but half a load for a horse. Everything else essential th pioneer manufactured in the forest. And yet such beginnings must not be despised, for from them, and the families using them, have sprung grand results. Reaching their destination, temporary cabin was built, a field of corn planted, and in a few weeks they were fairly at home, though many miles away from the nearest settlement. Their food consisted mainly of fish and wild game. During tbe summer Leslie erected a more substantial log-house, a stable for the horse, and dug a well, surrounding the whole by a stockade as a defence. In side of the stockade a quantity of wood was brought, the corn when ripe was gathered, hay was collected, and every provision was ssadc to supply the demands of the winter. Two or' three trij to a distant mill, occupying each a week, were necessary in order to turn several bushels of corn into meal. These siiil journeys, the fir.t separation our yoasg couple had expe rienced, were long and anxious weeks. ' The first was i&fely performed, and a fine grist of yellow seal was the result. But the second was not so successful. j He reached the sill in safetr. and without observing anything to excite his fears; but as he was starting to return he was warned against bands of the Sbawa aese known to be lurking in the vicinity. He, however, set out with all the greater haste, carrying but a part of the grist,and thinking anxiously of the peril of his young wife alone in the little stockade. All day be pushed on, warily, but with the highest speed of which the h&rse was ' the day when he was shot, what was her capable. At nightfall he bad to stop, it j surprise to hear the horse whinny at the being imposible to keep tbe way in gate of tbe stoikadev as it was nearly darkness. Turning into a thick copse of twenty-fours too soon to lo k for her hus bemlocks be fed the horse, ate his own ! band. lunch of corn -cake and venison, and then tried to sleep. With the early dawn he was off again, goaded on by a growing anxiety to reach his cabin. But as tbe horse was drinking at tbe first brook crossing, something mysteri ous alarmed it to ruch a degree that it al most refused to go forward. Peering sharply around, Leslie could sec nothing terrible, and attributed the fright to the scent of some wild beast that had per haps been prowliBg about the spot dur ing the latter part of tbe night. Mounting and urging the animal on ward, be had scarcely gone a seore of yards when the crack of guni startled the silence, and be felt a bullet tear its way through his thigh. At the same in stant the savage war-whoop burst oa his ears, and three or fourlndianscame rush ing at him from among the trees. The fright of tbe animal was now of inestimable raise, as it sprang along the way at a furious rate, dropping the sav ages from re w almost la a nomeat. Les lie was badly wounded and bleedieg rap idly, but he maasged to keep hit seat, for two or three miles, gradually grow lag weak sad dizzy,bowever, and expect ing at every leap to be hurled to tbe ground. j I : 1 suddenly the crisis came as the horse gnve an unusual spring to clear a small stream. On went the terrified animal at Or, if site failed to discover him alive or n swifter gait than before, bot p.Kr Les-. dead she could ride to the mill settle He fell like a dead man into the dashing J tne.it for snfctv and assistance, current of the brook. With such reflections she decided to rortuus'e fr him was it that he' make an earl ort tv, .?..! ..n- dropped where he did, for.the cold bath retived him at once, and as he crept down the stream in search of a hiding place the water covered his trail from the pursuing Shawaaoe. A moment brought him to an over hanging bink upheld by the roots of a large tree, beneath which he crept as the only concealment possible for him to gain, with one u.elrss limb aud such deathly weakness. Bur as he was painfully crawling under the bank another danger appeared. An enormous panther, probably at tracted by the smell of freh blood, en tered upon the scene, and spying the wounded man, sprang fiercely up the irunK oi a leaning tree a tew lew leel away, to wa.cn mm like a cat about to seize a mouse. The position of the leaning.tree was scch that when Leslie bad perfected . . bis concealment as well as he could, there was still an opening among the roots. - - thnugh which be and. the panther looked ccii oiner in me lace. This state of a flail s continued f.r hlf an hour r more, the creature lashing iu tail and drawing its claws along the bark of the tree, as If just about to spring. when Leslie knew from tbe beast's sud den change of action that the Indians were appraarhing. The por fellow's suspense was aironiz ing as the panther tamed aruund and be gan to bowl at tbe pieseoce of the new foe. Having ttaced a victim to the hole among the roots, tbe great cat was en raged at Uie appearance of a rival to its fcat of b'ood. But tbe interval was brief. Again the sharp crack of guns rang out, and tbe fu rious creature sprang Into the air and fell heavily on the ground out of Leslie's sight. ., . . " -"". t i r- , they intended to follow the horse's trail. not knowing that tbe rider had dropped from his seat and was near them. In a little time be beard their tread as they crossed the roots within a couple of yards of his bead and battened away on the pursuit. Bat had not the horse been also wound ed so as to mark its continued flight with blood, the savages doubtless would have come back to the brook where Leslie fell and searched him out. Little cared they for the injured animal, and much f-r the scalp of its rider; but the continuous red trail deceived them, and saved him. As it was, be did not dare stir from his hiding-place until the afternoon of the next day, le-t, returning pat the place, they might discover him. All this time be was half immersed in water, and suffering untold agonies from his wound. Finally.toward night of the second day, after nearly thirty-six hours in a tiring grave, be crawled forth, like a bunted fox, from its lair. At first he put out his bead to look and listen; and then, dts corering nothing alarming, be crept fee bly into the open air. But ah! what a situation for a wound, ed and exhausted man, a long day's jour ney from the nearest help, and surround ed by an unfriendly wilderness. His rifle be had left with his wife for her de- fence if needed, for pioneer women were often expert with a gun; and hence his hunting knife was his only weapon. Bat be was more troubled concerning his girl wife, alone in the distant cabin, than about himself. The pain of his wounded limb was fur gotten in tbe keener anguish of fear lest tbe blood thirsty Shawaneae should fol low the trail to tbe stockade and succeed in killing or capturing ilw woman who constituted its only garrison. As he lay on the autumn leaves in the afternoon sunshine, filled with such fore boding, hunger began to clamor within him, and crawling ptinfully to tbe car cass of tbe panther, be cut ofl and tried to cat some of this most unsavory meat. At this moment tbe faint jarring of distant steps came through the forest si lence to hi ears, and feeling his inability to defend himself from even tbe smallest danger, be turned and began to creep back toward the hidtng-plsce. While be is thus engaged, let us look into the cabin and see now Annie is far; inp. Knowing well ber own perilous situa tion, she kept argus watch dunog Les- Running to a port-hile, her heart sank as she saw the animal without a rider. She unbarred the heavy gate and let in the panting, foaming, streaked creature, where, in a moment, she discovered tht bloody proof of what had befallen her husband. Tbe buckskin saddled tli was soaked in his blood I But Annie was a brave and thoughtful woman, and therefore gtve way to noth ing weak or foolish, rinnly bolting Uie gate again, she took down the gun, powder-bora, aud bullet pouch from the book on tbe cabin wall, and filled an iron ket tle over tbe fire, determined, if the sav ages attacked the stockade, to resist them with both fire and water. Then, while keeping a keen lookout through the port holes and from tbe cabin roof, sho thought over the case and laid her plans. From the amount of blood on the sad die, she concluded that Leslie had held his scat for some distance after the shot, and hcBcc, perhaps, hid escaped the In diaas. She surmised that faints ess from loss of blood, together with some unusual leap of the horse, bad been the cause of her husbaad falling to the ground. Rea soning thus, if seemed to her that be might be somewhere along Uie route ia need of her help.. If not alive Vi- -.!... t...l l.t. .1 l! iri . . ft-. . .. . I . I . Z J bodr. " M u" ucau lue iwocoruuiniiur. The Last Horse. The Sua la FUata. .u , ' j route She gave the horse an abundant of food, and Itound up the wound in i's ..I. 1 . , . fcuiimiDg uiat an depended Uoa uicianumi creature strength. It wa a long and anxious night to poor Annie, but tbe dawn eanic at last, aad she mounted and rode away; and soj swiftly did she cn that, had anvbodr , seen ber,he might have seemed like some spiritoftbe woods. As she sited onward, alnnt tin- f.lnt ' ujcu oy utazeu irres, me pecunar excitement of tbe horse attracted ber no- tier, and it occurred to her that if she . . was a-ienuve enough to the instinct of the animal she tniirht learn whrrr it li il parted from Italic. And so it proved. . a SI 1 . .u uay sne went forward, ber senses aiuim supernaturally aleit to find beriu, gume gt uonsejs, each wilt a Jiusband and avoid being surprised ! pecics of little chair on it back, and a by Indians. As the sun was declining, she approached the brook where Leslie iuc putacacu uie orooK wucrc u" had fallen, and the convinced her that she was near the scene of some part of the disaster. Slowly she rode down the al.rw. watcbinir oa en-rr hand t bear something pertaining to her seaxcii, ner neart auame with reelings too intense icr worus. It was the tread of the horse that t Be" nich are called tbe galleries, cut reached Lelies ears. As the animal j ia the solid rocks. At Tery sh rt Inter stepped into the ttrrun the poor n'v,, d were openings, like small, saw nt wne, an-i putting forth all his .k. l. il l r . i - ... . S . ,n ,eeoi" -n- nie! Annie!" She heard, and in an intant was at his side. And such a meeting. To each it seemed as if tbe other bait owe back! frwn the dead. What followed scarcely neeus rehearsal. Hy slow marches and great caution, living on chestnuts and raw panther's meat, tber reached the stucksde. A lew months restored Leslie frets his wound; years brought peace and safety; and ultimate! v thoutands of settlers Bowed r . . . mm win uie region, i be pioneer farm. rbere once the little stockade stood so cUstanl and alone, became a Tillage site, and weal'h and distinction have ' fallen U the Cochtatte descendants. 4 N"hoever ha beard the ajred Leslie re- ' cite this adventure mnst have been im-1 presseu by the emphasis which be placed ( on lhe three strange provideaccs by i which he was delivered. First, had he faliea anywhere but in the stream the:or donkeys, and once more climbed the Indians would probably have found him 1 where be fell, faint or dead, and, tearing oz his scalp, would hive crushed in hi I sknll with a tomahawk and deputed. Secondly, had it not been for tbe Indians the panther would have finished him. And thirdly, the bullet that drew tbe dripping blood fn m tbe neck f the buTce, so that the erimton trait did nt cese at the brook, sated bis life by lead ing away His pursuers. In rl-aiog u.e try be used te sav. in a most solemn manner: "Death missed me bv a miracle, three time in a single hour." A 2an Who XeveT Told a Lie. Yesterday afternoon an old oil man. with crude petroleum dripping from his clothes, and legs inclosed in high boots. entered the "Derrick" office and said; "Waatan itemr "What is UP we inquired. "I've got the dumdest item voa ever hern tell on. I struck an ile well oa my Itase Monday, an she flowed a stream of ile one hundred feet high straight up for half an hour. Then she kinder died down. One or my drillers wai s'aading over the hole, when the suddenly spurted ajrain, an' blast my eyes! if it didn't take that driller right up with it. The stream was a powerful one, jou see, an be went up a hundred feet. You've seen the Ltllej balls as dance about on top of those little spurting fountains, such as they have in the cities? Yes; waal, that's the war this thing acted, an' there's that air driller right up on top of that hundred fat col umn of crude ile, and he's dancing about like chaff in a fanning milL What doyou think of thatunt" "How long lias he been up tbereP "About four day and four nights. "He most be Tery hungry by this time, i uoesu t he come down ti get something o eatf "Why, wc nns Just pnt a plate of huh in this stream of ile, and it tske it up to him, you see. And it's mighty bandy, as be finds his victuals already greased, an' he doesn't need any but'er. "But he must have frozen to death be f.re this time." Why, man, we're sent him up on the same stream bed and bedding, a small sbive an' wood, an' we're going to build him a small bouse, and then he can live there as comfortable as a prince." Ills face wa as innocent of deceit as a piece of tanned leather, and when he askod to have his name put down as a dead-hea 1 subscriber for information he had given, we didn't have the heart tu hurt his feeling. Oil City Derrick. A Loxo JotJHMrr. A little girl.nol five years of age. rrcenUy performed ajnurncv Mf 4,500 miles alone. Six months ago the was left aa orphan at Chicago by tbe death o her father and mother. Her only relation in the world is an aunt liv ing in Stockp -rt, England. This lady communicated with the United States Consul in Manchester, who wrote to Chi cago and had arrangements made for sending the child to England. Maggie was equipped for the Journe y.acd traveled a thousand miles to Xow York.under Uie care of a railway conduct r. At New York she wis icccivcd by strangers, who enter tained her for some days, and then placed her on biard the English steamship, ua der the care of captain and stewardess. She was landed aafely.oo the arrival of the steamer at Liverpool, and givta over to her aunt, having experienced noUiing but kindnes during the entire journey. A bot in Salem, Mas., died last week from lockjaw resulting from the filling of a tooth. The whole height of thd north fmnt n ! the rock ubout 1,450 feet) is seen; and it iooks so grand and so strong that we do not wonder that the Spaniards dt not IllcciU being out of their hands. As we re-entered the tovtn we paxed thrum?!; tbe uwkct place, which lies between the outer and the Inner rates. nr t--e t I . I . . . 1 . . I piwx. ine market is sup- j piteu i rain i anglers in Africa, Algecirat ss0 'toque in Spain. Wc saw on Uie stalls beef, mutton and kid: fish mullet, sardine, soles, crabs and oysters fruit orange--, lemons, dates: and re" ' eh!es potato, artichokes, tomstoes. onions Iettace, celery. KrcTjlxxly goes ui muu n o ine oiiiicrs' itm y ia iqeir nine pony car nsges, taking their marketing aloDg i ,la "Ksa. ) e went to see the fam-His It t . . ganencs cut out in the rock, and to mount to the sfcrnal station on th ntn P0 the rock. iaiug wat out oi i:e question, so 11 tt t m ! maa to ld it. Thrnugh narrow street, f rlane, as they are called, we motistcd w'Bpw the northern part of the town. . Png uirougn tbe old Jloorish wall lato the part of the rock called the Cas ' c- Here the permission to viait the ' galleries was sbon, and a s ddier came w uur guiae. men we mounted i still ' "a w uoaiteyai lurougn the long tun- ! "w'wcu-uji room, with h lr- for win i If... . I f . .. . ua.ua iac iir hi eica little , room stoud a cannon, the mouth of which pointed out through the window-like I opening. Alt round on tbe floor were heaps of shells and balls. The whole of ' the galleries look over the iithmus,or the o,e U it, an4 so face Spun. The cannon are qoite modern, and work is al- . XaJ going oa strengthening the fortifi cation, macing new openings, etc The i sow icr who was with us said that the smoke blew back into the gUleries when the guns were fired, and filled the tral- I T . .l . a . iviica i me men coaio iiaruir see. i The largrst of the galleries thawesaw 1 B11 chamber called St. George's 'ialt. anj here were five canooa pointing m diflrreat directi-tns. Under this halt another like it called Cornwall! Hall, to which a losg staircase, that did sot uejceao, led duwn. After we ha.1 passed through tbe galleries, the last of which w walked through, we again mounted hitltide, past various stations anj out look, till we came to tbe little platform oa hich the signal station is built. H.re is a ioui noose woere me signal man lives with his wife and family. The pavement of the platform covers a tank tilled with rain-water. Oa tbe platform La tid the two guns, froai one of which the morning and evening gun are fired. There i also the signal sian", aad the little shed where the telegraph is worked. A smalt water tr&agii hi. been made, from which the monkeys the only ones in Europe driok. A book tu beta kept since 1S5C, showing the numbers of the moakev seen, and what they were doing at the time of the olacrratioa. There were only four to be seen at tbe time when the book was begun to be kept; no there are about twenty-one. Sometimes for days together they are not seen. When we paid our visit they had not been seen since the ri.it of tbe "Prince of Wales to Gibraltar; the soldiers thought the firing of the canooa and the illuminations had frightened them too much. There are many caves and holes in the rock where they can take shelter; they only come out when tbty want water. Oa tbe rock, near the signal station, there is also an eagle's nest, where fur some time past a pair of eagles have, rear by year, reared their young ones. The ear! eta : the i. . it & . . old one stay. We looked thruueh the telescope and saw the neat. Useless Pton-iL We see no special cccatioa for being very obsequious to ward trial race of ueings.wbelher male or female, young or old, in high life or low life, whose earthly bistort is represented by the title of this article. They are simply idlers aad waiters, so far as any practical utility is concerned. Mani festly they have come to tha wrong world: and the s.oner ther leave it the sooner society will be relieved of a bur densome and expensive nuisance. Ealing and drinking and sleeping constitute their chief employment. With their provender made sure, they are quite sat' i.fied. Habits ol indu.try they have not; and, moreover, it is no part of their plan to do anything that is of practical value for eiUicr world. Fortunately for them selves, breathing is spontaneous and ani mal nutriUon goes forward by a self-impelling law. Were the fact otherwise, they would die for tbe want of breatft, or speedily become ghatly skeletons. Such are your uscles, g.od-for-nothing people. Their significance iu really ajdiog any thing valuable to the world is less than that of aa oyster. Iiulepaulent. Talletoand is America. Talley rand spent a part of bis time in New York. Being on a visit to that city my self when ho was there, he invited me to breakfast with him. He was then about to set out on a visit to the Western coun try, and such was the wild state of that region in those days lh.t he thought it nccesary to equip himself like a hunter; for which purpose he had caused' a rifle man's suit to be made, and after break fast he went up to the bed-room aad put it oa. When ho was fully dressed in the costume of a back woodsman of the last century he called me up to look at him. Tbemetamorphoils from the bishop's lawn and purple to this savage garment was sufficiently ridiculous, but he did not think so, for he displayed it with, pride and delight. Ilis companion. Beau hi al. had a similar habit, and shortly afterward they explored the forests of the interior with their rifle-guas aud huaUBg-shirts. Axd when they get through using Boss Tweed as a scarecrow, what arc they goiag to do about him? Brother Gardner had planned to cele brate the glorious Fourth by hunting snipe on the shores of St. Clair, but when be reached the race-course the excitement drew him in among the spectators. It was noticed a he came down in tbe eveoiog um uis snot-gun was tutsiing, and be was asked to explain Its absence. "I doan'feel much like 'spUiniog any ting." be svily answered. But being prri ue went on: " WelL after I got In dar and seed ererv bly putUn' up deir money on dt bosses I reckoffcd I'd better scoop some green horn out'a five or tea dollars. I went over and t-ok a look at de flyers. Bime by I seed one dat pleased me, and I made up to de driver and axed him if be meant to win de race. He said he did. II said he'd go right by all de odder boates as Ue lightning goes by a man wid wheelbarrow, aad he'd come down de stretch-ham; wid sparks of fire flving from de wheels." "And you bet on that horser" "Dat ' wot I did, of course. I put up 1st new shot-gun agin five dollars, and when de eight horses pranced up to de core, I could feel dat five dollars jam pin' ngni irew aii my reins. " "well, did your horse wm "Not exactly not unless the anaaile hicb come in behind all de rest is tie winner. Whea I seed him way back dar I yelled for de driver to put on de whin. out ue never mindeu me, aad a white man kit dis plug hat aa awful smash. I be lieve dat horse was polled. It doaa seem to me that he was gives a fair show. Den it uota staa to reason dat his driver would ttll me to bet oa de boss if be didn t feel suab ob de race. What fer should he het What fer would be de objeck!" "So you ve lost theganf "De can dua gone. De feller wot wiased it walked right off like de bi got duke ia Michigan, an cf a rash of cool air hadn t come along about dat time I might'sr sank down oa de grass to rise no caeah. Vze feci ia' better jes new, an et i kin make de ole womas be I . . a.B.4 ticvc i to ue caa in ie maasa in re cover from dis shock as de years roll array." Ddrtil Frt Prat. A IloTAt. Panrnrr. The foitowiaz is a paragraph from a letter which the late ljucca of Uoitand wrote to hapoleoa III after Sadowa. It ges to prove that the credit enjoyed by her Majesty f being gifted with considerable political fore- aight was set saUeserred "xoa labor uader strange illasioas. and your prestige, has sadly diatnitbed within the patt fortnight. You allow the weak to be trampled apoo, and vou per mit roar neares: neighbor to iacrrase ia iasolcsce aad brutality. I regret that you shoold have considered me personal Ir interested in tkit onotioa. an! tht you ahoald refuse to kg the fatal danger of a powerful Gvrmaay aad a powerful Italy. It is the dj natty which is aea accd, aad which wilt hai to sufler the coasequeoccs. I say this becsae it Is the truth, and you will acknowledge it wbea tow late. -Do not suppose that the misfortuse which orer helms me ia the disaster of my country ( Wcrtemberrl renders me na- jast or saspiooas. Venice ceded, Aus tria should have been assisted, aad joo shoald have marched oa the Rniae aad mposed ywar conditions. To allow Aus tria's throat to be cat was more thaa a crime; it was a blander. Perhaps this is my last letter. I do aot think it will be listened to; bat I desire to be able to say some day that I did what I could to pre vent the ruin of what has inspired me ith so much faith and so much aflec- tioa" Pail MiU Gvutu'i Paris Corr- How TouTOtsES Rxrr Warm. Ac cording to M. Bouchard, the prccanUoa taken by tortoises aaiaU cmnlng cold (ia days or seasons) may give useful ia formation to farmers aad others. For some years he has beea guided by such indications ia the maaagemeat of his con servatory. At the ead of autumn, whea the winter is going to be severe, the tor toises bury themselves deep, so as to be wholly concealed. Before a mild winter. oa the other hand, they bjry themselves oaly a few centimetreajast protecting the apertures of their carapaces. Ia January tney venture! even fi walk out, but oa the approach of the late cold ia Febru ary they ensconced themselves anew. One day in March, the thermometer being at tea degrees C-. M. Bouchard noticed hii tortoises bury themselves; that sight tbe mercury fell to two degrees abuse ztro, C Again, on the 1st of April, the thermometer being at forty degrees in the sun, his most sensitive subject went into the gTouad. On the 2 i there was a hoar frost. Several other like cases are riven. a Assorted Kisses. A humorous friend ofoursuscdto be particularly eatbusi astic oa the classic subject of osculatina. lie declared there were few "sciences so difficult of acquisition. "People," said he, "will kiss; yet not one in a hundred knows bow to extract bibs from lovely lips any more thaa he knows how to make diamonds from charcoal." He used to relate his experiences of a good-night's kiss imprinted on the lips of his in. amorata after having escorted her to and from a New Eoglaad forfeit party, where tbe poor girl, being the belle of the even ing, had been kissed, aad, as be ex pressed himself, "slobbered oTer by all wad sundry." He declared that ia that one chaste salute he could discriminate "nine distinct and separate flavors," namely, "onions, tobacco, peppermint, gia, lager beer, brandr, checkrrberry, mutk, and camphor." F. II. Brmcn, in AppUloru CKtrrixs are favored above all men ia Florida, where the laws provide that no mao who has loit aa arm or a Iegao matter how or when, or from what cause, can be taxed for any business he may en ter into, always excepUng th6 liquor business. Two thousand American firms hare an nounced their intention to contribute to the Paris Exhibitioa. Concerning tlie nfr.tx S - - mmmM-iM JWVfVSVU nclacr Uie tun tn&T nnt cnixi ia l coliUioo with a comet. Prof. Proctor ajs. -opposing mere really Is, I will not tar danger, bnt a rvn.t.ii;- .. . ' . our sun may one day, through the 'arriv mi ui some Tery large comet traveling direct Ir toward him. share th A.- r other suns whse outbursts have tm described br atlroaomm r m destroyed unawares, or we might be made wre for Several weeks of the approach of Uie destrovinftf example, the comef, which might arrive from any part of the heavens, came from OUt thtt Bart nf ttu star rlt.rh. w,r.k i. occupied by tbo coattellatioa Taurus; to en, if the arrival were so tibed tha the comet, which might reach the sua at any time, felt upoa him fa May or Jane, we should know nothing nf that approach; for it would approach ia that r.r r.t i. 1 " i . i t' k u-iou uica was occupies by the sua, aad his splendor would hide f.i . uu, aan aim spicuuor woaiu nine .WV Tk 1 i.W J pa i Other hand, if the rnrnr irftiin. a i the from th- ,, 1- ?S? f3??, of bfTOs, approached as to fall upon the : sua ia . or em ber or December, we should see it for several weeks. For it would thea an - proach from the part of the heavens high abov. the southern aorizoa at raidaLrht. Astroaomers would be able In a rV d. after it was discovered to determine iu path aad predict iu d iwofall upoa the sua, precisely as Xewt&o calculated the ai prcciscty as ewioo calculated the paw oi nis cotset aad predicted its Bear approach to the sua. It would be known -;. ma u uie cresx wnicartew- toa eontcmnlaleftl aa liWTv meadous oatbarst of solar heat, cosape- M3si 10 uesuoy ail iie upoa the surface of oor earth, was about to take place; aad, docibUesfl, the minds of saaay sta deau of science would be exercised dar ing that bterral ia determining whether ...va .uiftutis iuag, ror bt owa part, I hive very litUe doubt that, though the change in th tnn'i rrtnAltiM !. sequeace of the direct downfall upon his . r r . . . . ntimtx: i a tctj targe come: would be but temoorarr. isJ in th. r,. .1.4.. ret beegct dmo the 5rh!iItBf nr tt earth would be by so meaas slight. I oa cos mina mat any stadeaU of sceece woald remain. aitr th record iu eflects. Fortanatelr. all that w hitherto from the stars favors the belief .. ... ivtl kftjc 'hat wtilf . . . . . 1 . ft T . . "T m ftUIUUUCUl IM3 ftKlf . QE.AJ be possible, it is (irmlliirtT nrllV.lv . r "-j. We mar estimate the rvrnblitl!t?t nr. cisctT ia tar same war taat aa isssrasce compsay esasaates the chaaca of a rail way accident. Such a coapisy consid ers the nana ber of accidents which occur aao3g a given a a a ber of railway jour neys, aad from the smallaess of the num ber of accliirnti connt..! arfrS tk tim aeas of the nam ber of jocraeys estl stales the safety of railway traveling. O ar sua is oae xnvoeur maar millions of tnr-c tu- oae of which (thoaga alt but a few tivoo- saads are actually invisible) woald be come risible to the Baked ere. ifmiHt to tbe same coadittt as at tare afrcted the saas ia flaxes referred to above. See iag. thea. that durin? the lat tA iSnn. sand jears or thereabouU oaly a few i a lances ot the kind, certainly aot so ratar as twentr. hare beea mnl1 - may fairly coatider the 'f exceed ingly scaall that duriag the aext two thoQsasd, or erea the next treaty thou sand Tears. Oar SBn will h rrnn.rA In catsttrophe of the kiad." Swiwdlcw. The snceeaafdl aatinilter ic maa of rood soninam anrl IK.l manners; his chief victims are hotel pro prietors ana Doaraiag-boaje keepers, their cccuoatioa readeriBr then liarly liable to iaapssitioa. Not long since a maa ia Xew York, when 5Mr caught in tbe act, opealy boasted that for over two years he had lived at the fiaetup-towa boardinr hwses sad aot S paio one cent aanag taat time for txMrtl;: he was geatlemaaly ia appearance, well. dressed, ia bossessioa of sine mnvnJ T .ft .. . . - . I o- j t-r- - dressed, ia possessioo of fiae coavrrsa- uonai powers, aau Tery popular among the ladies. His rtlaa w tn m'I . first-class bearding-house, engage aoart- .... 1 1 . . . ucat, uu octore pans King ci the nrst meal inform the laadladr thas "h rmM not get his baggage over the ferry that moraiag," "had aot arrived at the ex pre ctSce yet," "was delayed oa the road by aa accident," elc always Cram- ? t ' mg some piausioie excuse so as to gaia a foothold, and in the ia himself agreeable to all the ladies ia the nouse, particularly the laadlady and her daughters, if perchance she had anr, be ing good pianist, a good reader, a charming daaccr, aad with such "win ning ways," that before she was hardly aware of the fact, be owed her a aioath "s board, whea he quietly stepped out, never " miu. j luuico oi a Bscaaer class are those who banc amniit lam knrel for the chaace of securing a mewl. Whea tney uiibk no oae is looking, tbey sup into the dining-room. Some of them can tell to a nicety at jast what hoar and minute they stand a better chaace; as a matter of coarse where Ivn nr thnu hundred people are sitting dowa to a i 1. 1. . r.i j? W t "iu isaitcr to uiscera oae oersoa who has sot rrsritml. !)! another class are those who oa stopping w notct bstc a tair saow ot Oaggagc, but which ! rralttr t vnrtbttvu- tkU class has maay devices, and geaerally n4ftft.l. I. .v. . s i .ft.ft.ft.w.v. c ikuviunj; uc taauioru, cvea if he be aot orer-credaloas. In fact, for wavs that are dark, the hotel. swindler is rerjr peculiar. He Came back to hi soother. lvlcincr very forlorn, with a big red swelling ua der his left eye, aad tone or fire baad fuls of tora shirt boiling over his breeches band. "Whr. where oa earth, have tou beea!" she asked. "Me aad Johnny's been nlavtn I To mIvk1 he was a nl. rate aad I played I was a duke. Thea he put oa airs, aad I got mad, aad " "Yes, yesl" iaterruptcd his mother, her eyes flashing, "aad you diJa't flinch I" ft. V- .1 . I.... .t. 11-1 1 , .tu, Biuuicr, uut cue puawi iitLeu. A rt rr icdlt leek to pkk oae from a bald-head. Floating Gossip. Wilkie Collins has the gout. Jeff Davis is said to be peaailess. Charier Ros was stolen thr tmt -m July 1st. Charles 0'Coaor was born ia New York, aad began life as a newsboy. Modern m rri . rr w . . -. . ...t.,. rry. hegia with a omrt aad ead with a court. Dr. Tvetf. th- Wrl.cnmmn r . f NewYork, Is said to be worth half a tuitucn. The Lcndoa TrritK un that th.miir. of appljing aa artificial bluets to chil dren' faces is oa tae increase. General W. W. Averill, the famous car airy raider, resides ia Washington, aad b president of a paving company. An Iowa paper gives a thrilling ac count of the cfiort of a young to take hame a widow and three swanaa of : kees at the same time la a ws"oa. The Buffalo iTrprm estimate that, "ia. Li.j:..i..i.i. r . .. TT V bees at the same urns la a wsgoa. .wooing aaca. nire aau toll," about f50O will eaable oae to spead a couple of days U Sugm Falls thissoa. J . T,- . T . 1 f.y that Mrs. Com- nodotB )aihtit will marry a Virgiaia ' com. f bo u J003- widower, ! 100 WDOta uc mazodore cat oat. Ills holiness the othj-r ! tn Pr.. cea Thorn : "Among the iaaazaerable mV. T V . . - 1 ... ' a." tTeu, ooooay nas given j waaiea two sew lg. Mrs. Burnett, author of "That T o' Lowrfe's," i twenty-seTea rears old, aad was born ia Maecaester, Eagtsad, cosa iag to this coca try at the age of s'Ttwi. Tbe dead bodies of the royal faaily of the Sandwich Islands are pat ia a strocg pickle of alcohol, etc, before sepoltarc, to ensure their preserTatioa for assay years. A tuasel through the Pyrenees- will complete the railrind coauaaaicatioa be tween France and Spsia by Jaaaary 1st, 1873. It will save twelve hours of dili geaoe ridiag. A Coasectifnt r?wK(r r tSt . j good csogregarioa wilt praise the aesic. ries of the asher, bet as to the serooa; "Well, I deaao." Geaeral Joseab E. Johsstoa is child. I firv. . i jiy.g IX u UQCa i&C BWWae ... A . i ... . -ft . a less. Ia appe&rasce be is aanca. the . UVUISJ UC WIT, CXCepC UUl OtS U1T 1 and LeirJ ttan wKitnt .-,1 v- ; . nil. .ft.W in hi fw r Arnv Tbe Duke of EiinbsrTh is aad to h nesotiadagfosjthe pcrcbaae of OhlvaT House Torbay, Eagtaad the spleadid maasMa erected by the late Mr. Stager of sewing machine fame. Some amiable iadiridaals ia Eaglasd bare toUcribed tor the shipsat of 2,009 plaaa padding to the aeareat attainable sectioa of the Turkish btibt. Th rr.A. diags were seat ia heraericalty-sealed cans. There is hardtr a crista whten m. -r- can commit that wilt n&ore completely de stroy ue peace oi some taaa the habit of being penis really dissatisfied with every thin tear ia ai;j tA Ann hi- vifa ' ML V childrea. Sstn.rs If neonle will ax tbej will be amncd to tad bow much a . r a a rcauy eoj oyaaic eveciag owes to smiles. Bjt rerr tew eosuJer vnat aa i!vfiit symbol of fine intellect aad fine feeiiag are thiairi of edueaiian. Sinn Art nst smile; coarse, brutal, cruel ssea aaav t a . . ,. ... laugn, oat tney seidoo smUe. It Is paia- fnl to teirct hor vUm the rw-w-ir T- The efllcesce, the beaedictios, the radi- aace, wnica -nil use ailccce Ute a speech the smile of a fuiL annrx-tavr- K,rt Tbe face grows fiaer as it Lsteas, aad thea oreaxs tola sttsaiae iastead of words, has a aah2le. rhtraiintr (nilnftv-i nw. ' sail v felt, thootrh rerr seldom onderaifu) or sckaowledged. Lord Bacoa tells of a - 1 ft . . wwju ue anew, a ataa wao S1Te lordly eatertaiameau, bat always sctferwi some sarcastic persoaalitr to "mar a good dianer," addiag, "Dtscretioa of speech is more thaa eloqaeace, aad to speak agreeably to him with whom we deal is more thin to speak iagood words; for he that hath a satirical Tela, raafcistg others afraid of his wit, hath need to be afraid of others' memory." A Couocs ASBCtMTE. Aa aaecdote illustrative of aa aaimal abaadoaiag iu artificial for its natural taste, whea usee it has learned what it is, may be told of a Ume ichneumon, which I kept aad fed with milk. Oae day I brought aim a small water-serpeat alive, being desirous to kaow how far his iasticct would carry him agaiast a being with which he was hitherto totally aaacquaiated. His first emotion seemed to be astoaiahmeat mixed with, aager, for his hair became erect; bnt, la aa iaslaat after, be slipped behind the reptile, aad with remarkable agility leaped upon iu head, seised it, aad crushed it between his teeth. This essay, aad acw aliment, seemed to have awakened la him his innate aad destruc tive roracity, which till then had girea way to the geaUeaess he had acquired from his euueatioa. I had about my bouse several kiads of carious fowls, amoag which he had beea broaht ap, aad which, till thea, be had saiered ta go aad come unmolested; bat, a lew days after, he straagled them every owe, ate a little, aad, as appeared, drank the blood, of two. A Quaker, having married for hk wifs a member of the Church of EsgtaaJ, was asked after the ceremony hy the clergy man for his fee, which he said waa a crowa. The Quaker, SAioaished at tha demand, said if he could be shorza say textia Scripture which proved the fee was a crowa he woald giveit,upo which, the clergjmaa directly taraedto the 13tm chapter of Proverbs, Terse 4, where i k said, "A Tirtaous womaa is a crowa to her husbaad." "Thou art right," replied the Quaker, uia thy aasenioa SoJootea. was a wise maa. Here is thy aseaey which Ukh hast well aad traiy earned. Sovx good may be e&traeteVfeft trery exil.