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m. AlekfaMn Editor aa Prap'r.
i TKRMH.
INVARIADLY IN ADVANCU.
L Crtaeeeke. ,,. 4W)
Aiivmnuuma.
ftiHwi (It baa t leea) lira laaartlana.
mST.... f 00
aritwtaMlillliiMHli fl M
. A Bwrtl daaajiM.ii atada I. yawly ' ,
TW aaaakat a laaaiUona mart b JxHwll,
mrtrl tk mug la, Uirwl thtr w m
I M (a, M Meiata) awoetanajiy.
lX 1fc MMh pm ifiT aalberirtd t art ee
JtMU talk KfaaUtaj. Tk y will rtrtltw tub.
airiftteM aad 4t HtWnwnli fur ua.
1. 1. tf . U Mail ant rui Hit Prae.
lata Ik Tannery, and U MthJltrd U wiln
Mat eali M M tWHIl Nlaim. w ina iuc.
A. M. Pol. E,Ofympl,UwUriiilr
T.'r. fawiu, Claton. mtiaty. O. T.
Um-Aumiim 4. Co., U(oo lljr
Carol A Co.,ToilinJ.
J. B. M'Cum.r. M.Hikm
Oaa. Ahi AMerU.
0. M. V4Li,rq,nitllm.
A.J.IIaeati,t. Y mi 1 14)
r. !,, Uuacily.
iJommi C.Atiar.wH M-uihf Marytiftir
J A. HrioM, , IlilUwwjh.
J J. W. Nmiti), Naamiih t nulla, IVk eouaiy
Jaaa Arrudtti, Uuiwae Vally.
VT. II. Rim, tluttnUk.
RattaT Hawaii, C'htiiipat:-
I)rt A l.iartaa.1, Icklamulf.
E.r.Hltata, Ilmloa raunty.
J. D. Ilauiti. facifto IMy.
Jtroa Coaii. Krtuiw. Unn coualr.
r.limo, Plrauat Hill I'arf Offira, Dntn
Caaaljr.
NTi Ouir, Pall, ColumUa mar.
Jmm WaiMiia, Nruniih't Milli, I'lilicauntjr
Wttum Uaiuiw. I'aaMnah.
Paiib toii Mi'.lli, U T
Pine Imilu, Aalaria
,W. H. Out, CUhxo plaloa.
POBTRY.
Wkait mm Old
7 Van I an aM awl all! haw toaa
rWinidVatwtl moralaf jlU to imm;
- Aaaaeaa'aataadrmM. tarakil
ItoaVieajaVd lilha aalama alfhl, .
T ke ataty wtU al told
WiHtMH mjr U wbta I aa aid.
, WhtalaaaaUtUaawijTMrOi
Wil laa fai aaa Ma tax al Mink)
A atraaaai wilt kit ai nkkr-laM
' Of aadaaaa, bv iff hi Ih.lr own.
Aad aprtnf"aawf( faw'iii vala aafaU
tMNarekinMWkta I iniaU.
Wkaa I aaa aU I akaU BK eaa
Te dk wrlk Bawt ra 1117 fadad kair)
Twill W a vaia daara of nuaa
la rick lid coallT drraa la ahinr)
Dnfhl Jawtw aad Ilia IkI(IiIm( ;ald
WUI thann ma not whtu I tni o!J
Wbta I an aU mj fnf nJj will La
Old lad Infirm anJ bawtd, lika m
Or ab,lkalr bodlaa 'ntalh lha aod,
TUtlr aplrita dwtHiaf ufa with God;
Tba lid chufeb Ull will Uwb htta lotkd
Akava tkrir rtat, wbta Itiae'l
VThan I in aid I'd ralbar Und
Tkeaadlr a'tr each burltd friand,
Thai aaa than lata tka raraitl troth
Thai nwiU Iba frtaatUilp U ear yauUi j
TtrW ba aa aad U kiva Ihtm cold,
Oretnap ta ma. whaa I am ot
"turn Bawa al MeaiNlr Urenklaif "
tv n. n.ci ihmti.
Be Ik daw af btautjr brttklrtf
Tkreaf b lb curtaJaa af liar t yra,
like Ik man, wbta II U.htUof
DatUfSt, fram Iba trtmbliaf tklta.
fA
b)tpbldtaJadbtr afUbT bnfktrwa,
TM al but Mih PtaHy lid,
Wy,wHk Unirpraaaer lifhtattt,
Beaat with id Ik ebarmatbajr hid.
WkaalaawtkaraaaunraUlaf,
TU lllapttftctlto (raw)
UtU tkoajhl I, wblla Ubaldlof ,
It weald fide fram oft my viawj
Bat, aW Ika kaada we cberiah,
' Daaieat an Iba astt which aaam
Oaly Wia U bapt, la ptriah,
life a fah but happy dream.
MBJiwajmwaaawaaaaaaa-aFao
ICrEllsa Emiry warm all the girl
in Ibeaoulh and wcit lo look out for her
gay, deooiving, runaway huiband, David.
8h aay that he haa cruelly left hor, and
told lb folki, when he ttartcd, that he
waagoingaouth-woai to preavli unlveritl
aalvetloa and marry a bootler. Kllza
tblnka he may ba eailly known; and, lo
prove h My, "David haa a aoar on hla
no, MArrt tteralckei il I"
'I'tevad my wife," aald Mr. Caudle,
"and Wtbjflrt two month, I felt aa if
I eoujd earlier up. Rver ainoo, I have
beet) aorry I didn't."
9A'young pott out wett, daaoriblng
heaven, aaye, "ll' a world of bllta fenoed
tawlth glrlt." Where', the man who
won't rapaett
. Ts
C&'To ratraoa ooe'e iepa I Utter
thM prooaed impreparly.
OREGON
BtTKtsrrr:
u-uiuii J grra
MXSCBX.X1AHT.
. UIHIIC rirttT4WflV4VjT-i
rrom llrt IliUmtUlrbU HiiaJiy Maicirjr.
MarfcoMloaiae llomllle.
m mnxK r. niuaiinonoM,
NUMimiTxxii.
PaLut UaaTcatt I'ecllug In n parilok
lar phnraoilirroa humor, llila morning,
I've luck a tuilJen notion lo lioler on
(IAS,
which la about the mm and aubttanoe of
II the ibltoaerpby of tbrts hero ilayt.
Maybe aoma of you happen to know that
Iker f aeveral dlflcrf nf aorli of fat,
amakwMoHkaia aleh bant naM thai
I don't llaa to como orcr 'cm here brforn
the ladiot, not hiving lime lo explain
what thry alunerry: but thcro la 101110
klti.lt of paa which MerrUxly kin ""J"-
atan.-alch aa burning g. balloon (,
Uuglilnn gai, raplidliig Ra, tHrtry
r.eryli.-ro)ouB.ijuro aure l.i linn
plciil) o Kat or .oiiic aori. i no inn u-
ein to have thegreilrtt propcneriy 10
gll into the human tpeclo, it MW.wi gat,
which pullaVm up tremenjiu "'l E1'"
m ainailn high notion. Thlt tortrr
gn I. a wory great anilrimn to iho bar.
ryatocrai-v, for t hen tlie gilt lnflited
will. It, they makr an awful big flg.-r on
mighty imi.ll tub.t.nce .tnd keep. it.
lln blpger and bigger, till ihny butt up;
HuttlK. vltyLKunt l.lho ma.lgr
cretrrtonlhiay-arlh. Thry I je.t like
tbom balloon. Ihal'i made out u Mollm
paper: they hit a mighty lair outiMri
and a wery impottn appearance, but
jou'll find them illlmperaitioi. wbenymi
come to try 'em, for they It nothing but
begt 'o thin air; plenty of ga and pre.
chut little eutnitnce. But Ihr lea. aotld
tlufl thry haa In 'em they quicker thry
rlao and Iba ea.irr they keep up. That'a
the nater of thing In the pollterral at
moCtrtand you'll alUr m lha gaalat
feller In tbo mott elcwated iltcliaw.
lion. '
It's a eort of balloon ga. that ntakvi
the gale cut iucI. a iwell that they kin
hardly git through a three-foot door tide.
way. One of the l.tt inwcnllnnt It gum-
elatlla buttle, which it inflated In the
recta r balloon fithion, arid when a wlrgln
hat one on, It'ant much aa ahe kin do to
krr'p from going rihl aloft, or turning
toptytny, liken gourd inn water buck
et, will, the big eend upwarJi. The gait
in glneril it gaty enough in the upper
atorict; lli'y hat 110 occitlnn to hato a
receplertle ol gauy where' rite, and
ihom balloon Uurllc It wrry daugernu.
arterkrlt; for tbo gat they It filled with It
kumrcrcacoornilcrnniiiiiHitiwiii. brag phllanllirrfitta Ii a colng fur lo let
The very air tro.uik In It madf. out on I tB lin,rUrn, B, 04m ,y .id. rela.
it; to ll't no wonder lint iwl o wo(.lo (lon,,lp, ff.H mme o( ,10 pMUntfior
l,H to full of It. The kinder gat which , 11,Ui,lKw!( IM n, ,J ,ir.
,, , . ,, ,., ,t,..il u.i.tv.r.ivu ui iikiui , iw iiimiw.v. s v-
erb 0 toei.lo e, w hit 1 would tlrnot Ihr , , ... . ,
........ .1... ' .... ..1 tr ,.ller.airra)r. I ate Mr. HlgginUtom
wlruiii lliat wtara tho machine off iutn
tho upper rrjumjeal llkn a il,. rocket.
Tbo next kind o gat that I ahill con
alder icall:d inlUmmcrblc, cos !t takci
lire jett at .pilck a gunowder. I've
Men a good mtny human thock full ofil.
Tho lefteiiiiita and t'other email navy, of-
fleer haver purty good rupply, and If
you accerdentilly aliool a lit t lo tebikker
.pit on I hi I r boon ortrow.cn, or even run
aglntt 'en. on a narrow pavement, il et
'em olTlikn Jickton'a firework. Unt It'
not ich giaay gaa.y t'hap a the to that
lurutoutlo bo tho griateal hero, when
thtre'a any rale fightln to bo done. Una
day, I happened to knook my elbow aginat
young navy gent aa I wit ptatlu him;
thia teohed him olTand hi ga blared out
wery otful, and ao the way ho cn.ard and
dam'd me wat wery aaloniahlng.s I taw
how the gaa wat.etoaplng, and I ihaught
il ought lo bo (topped olf.eo I guv hi iiom
n lectio IwltlMmo aa you'd turn a gt.
pipe aplckol and the fire wan put out di
rectly. Ye air, ho wa fhet up, right
away. Then (itye he,; "l lino you r a
blackguard, (aay he,) and beneath any
honorable man'e notice, (aaya he,) for my
lordChoilerfield aaya, (Mya he,) that a
bliokouard oan'l Intuit a gentleman no
how," (My he) and ao ha walkod off
without another word; for when) IrhKgit
wa (topped oft he waijuat aa tame aj a
pet aheep.
My exeerltot feller (Inner and lnner-
eura, maybe tomaon, ynu mout have
heard of the age of goold and the age of
illver, and ao on: Wall alra, and mad.
aroa, tUt la the age of gaa. Moat of the
herohtm of our daya I gaa; ao la moat of
of the palrollim; ao I meat of lha religion.
'Sf"I'f ATOR.-:?:-
Frifyi'"iT-riTr r n m inaajaai
"Wf(waHl ma Mar
Oregon City, (0, T,.)ffawiay, Novcmkg 4, 1861,
W
Whon llioieU any :fiollmont got ut to
any of (Imki tlilnga, Il U Miy oi:
tncnl, d'yo wi) o II burni niMtln ftorce,
nuybo, Tor a UelU whllo. tut II tooa go
ouij anil It gono rally got out at lh wary
lime wlirn l had'nl ought lo.
Let ma ax you, wore It your hajrotat
Wberaliyounalntat Iok ai 'mt
Your patrol' It yelping Hump horalort,
and your taint It nolty, alompliiK, aqitai
ling, bawling rnuytlckti All of 'em la
blaililtra full of ii, lilghly Inilammeni-
Me thejr li lobo aure, but ihty glroul
no coniiorltWo Mat and no HgnjjJ
rnoiigh for 'cm to to to piox youj.
by. ami oir moral jwoar,
inMl ibatniriiabl.
Wlinre Ii your ptilUntliornml Aht
all of 'rm 'crptlp Mullrn, rlcrnii hum
I, im. Ikva anv nf Vm V-rnt Mr. Mill.
rIll p,ern.0 ,10 pf lKKvr Dmm'l
i( lK,,le,Btrn, Rcn, ,ow ,,c naPnnt
Jau(ull0rt.a , furlI) M.oililatlon and call
iem,rlrt ,,, Hon, ,j ).Uj.itrt ut
j Mucnj Qui who ilto among all your
tMWt t ulo dirklceand intlit
pfi fulK ,,oll, ,r ,y Lombard and
s!lh atrrelt, but thoy wont own 'ii, o
,. wol i(, wgl Mow ,iemMm ln
L c4cj jy i() ril,r (1Weof uMm
w0 ,,, e,l)Iou, Mul,,( ,,e odcl
,,,,.,.,,, of p,n.j0p,y, pcrmlli
w(oIe , )f n,B(pr tR j (!gtrM,0,i
. m of w(ei hu iarJ cvef H) ,0
,wk pa lIm ,hc!r pirent ami kt
f j jjj,,-, nij,no cry M0,y U.at
,. . .. . ,..
.....,- f.V - - ,-
Inpi, tbrougl. wet and dry, .piling hit,
white pantaloon, and puttlinghluilftoall
toitv.of oneouwcnienceT Some people
MyVh otn'l write hi own nam, but
hew kin that ba Irua when we are hi
nemo ttgned lo the perceedingaof all tba
beneverlrul aitotbiallon. la the cliyt
Well, lr, madam and ml, Mr. Mul
'.0 1 tbo only rata phitaotberftit of lha
nmeii'jin oeniry, ana eu me ren 1
big, and nothing thorter; o let' pcroted
lo the concludln head of iho.ubjlck.
The lott kind of gt I've got ipcak of,
ia eiploillng gat, a good deal of which ba
lately Iwen gintraird In tba United Slate
but not ijuito enough to blow up (he Un
ion I lie IT. Il takct mora gA to do that
tortrr thing thin tho AHrlillonittt, or
any other dituninn genta kin inantifacter.
Itappearato me that tho rnallctt kind o'
men, ineutully and pliytlcor) apeaking,
lut the mott o' tl.l aorler ga In their
comperaltlon. If you tea a feller under
five feet high, he' aure to be a dittuilon
man, and if yu hear him tlk you'll think
he' going for to blow up tho wliele tuck-
umference of natur in firu minute, rel
amongit tho aujrnie, and the' a making
algua for me to leave oft" andJfO home
with her. I could have lotd f6u a cood
deal more about thia exploding ga, but If
I don't attend to hor eummona, Mr. II.
will bo apt loglvoalch.au llluttration of
tbo thing which a cortiln diitlngul.hcd
horater will not find worry agreeable.
OCrlU'ccnlly, In 1'irlt, a young lady
nf actcntifi), who had rxprcttetl a ttrong
opposition to the Intention of her mothor
to contract a tccoud marriage, repaired
to tho houto of tho accepted tultor, and
nil, m being admlltod, "I with to know
If yoi per.itt In your dctlgo lo marry
my mother?" On receiving an amwor
in the am -null ve, the girl, who r of a
highly rerpeotablo family, drow from bo.
ticatl. her mantle a platol, which ahe In
atiinlly dlicbarged at her Interlocutor.
Tho ball graxed l.i thoulder, and lodgrd
In tbo wall. Tho young lady wa cm
ducted to the oommiiMry of police, and
after being Interrogated, wa placed at
tho ditpoaal of the procurer of the re
public. ,
A Good Our. White paaalng down
Front ttreet yeaterday, we taw two gen'
tlemen aomewhat the- worte for having
been In oonveraatlon with ''Capt. Wide,
key." lutt a wo approaohod them, and
for aoma unknown caiwo porbapa l'y
chology one of lliem plunged in lha
gulUr. Ilia companion atlted him lo
rlao, and commenced rubbing the dirt
from hi coat.
"You're rubbing him dawn, eht" ex
claimed wa.
Net Madly," ba replied, "merely
tcrapfog an aoqualntanee,"
v 9 mm mi
PyVfRVaaQK
nut i il ii iiihh iimi n
Mmptw Mm If way."
nsnoMBscaxras!
iiiijiii ' '! J.i
(i MrayMg nwMMti I
Pram Ida Editorial wrreipoiultnea of
thaNiw York Trthme, dated Aug. 5, we
tak lb fallowing extract. The writer,
Mr, Orly, knowt well how to depict
jnletry and wrtlchedne, no matKr where
aWrtU either at honioor'abroaili
"Thero am (bwer'ruln of dwelling"
reoantly olerd and thrown down In Iba
Heuththan In the Wett nf Ireland; lho'
tkey are not unkuown here; but I w no
aw one going up, aava In Immediate
jnmnotlii with lb llailrrfcde, in eltMr
lot), If Oovewmnt, Society and
!kL 1 !f-. il--i-4il.
IV iw tvinaiu aw iiit iwt tnvu,
ry.may teoMiiierea auaoiineiy
wlih hotrilng mora lo do but da-
oay. Itrutt, however, tint a new leal It
about lo bo turned orrr; (till, It It mourn
ful tn pa through ao lino a country and
ice how the bind of death haa trantlhrd
it. I'vcn Limerick, ai the head of thlp
navigation on the glorioii ralUary of the
8'iannon, wlih ttramUat iiivIgKtlou thro'
the heart of thlt populcu kingdom for
lily or aeventy ii.llea iN.vo it, ahow
tear only a recent building, except tho
Railroad Depot and tin Union Tour houtc,
whllo it general atpect It that 'trV tg
nation, decline and decay. The tmaller
townt l'tweri It and Dublin have a like
gloomy appearance KIM re, will. It de
emed 'Curragh' and It lowering rulut,
looking mottdreiry of all. Happy la the
Irittiman who, In a new land, and amid
the acllvltlei and Inpe which It Intplro,
Ittparedlho daily contemplation of bit
country' ruin.
And yet there are brighter abide lo
the picture. Nature, aver buoyant aad
Imperalitr, doet her beat lo remedy the
ill croittd by 'mau'a Inhumanity o man.'
The outh of Ireland ietn far better
wooded than either tbo north or the weal,
and thrifty young forett and troa plant,
tlona aoflan lha glooan which unroofed and
rulnou cablna would na,luralty luggnt.
Though tba lull road run wholly through
a lame, dull, level, aweeplog range of
kill appear at Interval on either aide,
4dUltlug a lovely alternation of oulllva.
lion, gnu ami form, to the delighted
traveller. Th hy crop It badly aaved
aofar, and aoma that ha Uen cut ovar
aV day it ttill under the weather, while a
goal deal, though long ripe, remain un.
cut; the whet lookt torn lulu and une
ven; oatt ('tho principal grain here) aro
hort and generally poor; but I never taw
thopolatoe njor luxurlinl or promlilng,
and the area covered with thlt noblo root
It mott extemlve. Tlin poor have a fith
ion of planting in halt three to fivo feet
wide, with narrow Billet between, which,
through Involving oxtra labor, mutt Inaure
a largo yield, end pretentta nmtl Imurl.
ant appearance. Little rye wat town,
but that little I vary goo.li barluy I tut
farina from tho itortny weilher, but ia
cjnlte thflfty. Yet there I much arable
Und either wholly nogleoted or only
yielding a litllo grata, white I perceive
even leu bo,-j undergoing retlamtlloii
than In the Wett. I did not anticipate a
tour of pleaturo through Ireland, but !lm
reality It more painful than I anticipated.
Of all I have een to day at work In the
fieldt, cutting and carrying turf, hoeing
pelator, (hiking out hay, Aio., al trait
one-third were women. If I could hollevo
thai their fathert and huabandi were in
America, clearing land and arreting
cablna for their fulutM home, I ahould
not regret thia. Hut the probability I
tTat only a few of them are there or hope
fully employed anywhere, whllo hundred
of neglected, weedy, unpromUIng patch
eaof cultivation thowlhat, narrow a th
holding mainly aro, they aro yet often
unikillftilly cultivated. The end of Ihl
it of ceurae rjeotment and the Union work'
haute. Alatt unhappy Ireland! it. 0.
lUt-aTioNoinr. A Penlan merchant
complaining heavily of tome un'mt ten
tenc of the lower court, wa told by th
judge to go lo the cadi.
"Out th oadl I your uncle," urged
ihe plaintiff.
"Then you can go to tho grand vl-
xlr."
"Dut hi Moretary I your cott.ln."
"Then'you may go lo Ihe Sultan."
"But hla favorite aultana la you r niece."
"Well then, go to the devil."
"Ah, that It a (till oloaar family con
nection," aald lha merchant, aa ho left
the oourt In de.pair.
fW'Aooaunl him Ihy frltnd who da-
lra thy goad ratbar thaa thy good-will.
v ...
- - --.....-. -. - iimi.mi-iin-WHH-wiWTiT-f-wi-iwi.M' im. r B ; J t .11
Tk T Brse.
When a raklah youth goct attny
frlondt gather around him lo order to re
lor htm lo the path of virtue. Klndnttt
I lavjthrd upon him to win him back
again to Innoetnoe and peace. No on
would lutpeel that he had ever tinned.
Hut wlien a poor confiding girl I. betray.
ed, ahe receive ihe brand of moiety, and
I henceforth driven from tho wayt of
virtue. Tbo brlrayer It honored, rctpect
d, ettccmed, but hi ruined, heartbroken
Lct, ,M, )oro , p,(ce for hor tl.ti
Id of the grave. Society ha no helping
hand for her, no imllet of peace, no voice
awzw: Tigaw fW'-rjjsii
tie, tl.ey are unknown In lircn. I Hero
It deep wrong In lliem, and fearful aro
Ihr consequent r
Nolhlrg trurr than lha foregoing wa
overwritten. The fittlt atalod aro worthy
nf the oontldrration of tho phila.ilhroplal
or reformer. On what principle ia it tbut
an erring female I driven from home and
frirtida, and all aoclcty fit for liumlh bo
liigt, while an eipiilly erring male ia
permitted to ratlin hit ilitlon in fitioty,
ud even lo boatt with impunity of hit
vloet I On whit principle U it that wo.
man ay, rniataa, for hu lictrnfirit and
foiemoa: and mott atalout to deary and
portcculn tbo unfortunate of her tex on
what principle I Il that ah thow( no
mercy to an orrlris litter, whllo her
awectrtl tmllc. aro lavlthed uiin an
equilly erring male T One would tup.
poae thlt the pottlbllily of her falling
woutd latch bvr to extend that klndiieu
lo another of her aex who ha atrtyed from
the path of virtue, which tbo may one day
want heraelf. When Ihe erring of both
aexea are treated alike when both are
forgiven and laved, or both apurnd and
rulnd we may expect to are lea of II
oenlioune, mltery and degradation In
lb world, and not much let of the char
acter w refer to until then. If there U
anygtad reaaonjor making lha dUtinctloa
between the Mxea, when both are equally
guilty, or, which Ituoftau lha caaa, w.
the mall la by far lha guiltier of ibatwo,
it hi never been tnado known to ut.J
I-'anilv orrosxnTo Nawtrarca. The
man that don't lake hit country paper wat
in town )eaterdy. lie brought tho whole
family in a two horee waggon. lie Hill
belioved that (len. Taylor wat Prc.idont,
and wanted to know If lhe"Kamtchaklnt"
hid tiki n Cuba, ami If to, vher thry hid
taken il. lie hid told lilt corn for twenty
five conta, tho price being thirty-oui
but upon going to depoail tho monejr, they
toM him it wa niotlly counlcrfuit. Tbo
only bard money lie had wat omo''th.rce
cont plrcea, and theae lome ibarper had
'run on him" for half dimri. Ilia old
lady amoked a "cob plpo," and would not,
believe lha! an) thing cite could bo uaed.
Oneoftbr ;; went to a blacktmlll.'
.hop to lie nioiiurcd for a pair of thoe,
and another lulttouk tho market. houio for
a church. After lunging hit hat on a
meal. hook, bo piously look a teat on a
butcbor'a atall, and llttotind lo an audio.
nccr, whom ho took to be the preachort
lie left before the "mectlu' wat out," and
hid no great opinion of the "tarinlnl."
Dnt of llm olrla look a lol of arrd onion
to tbo pott ollioc, to trade them for a lctj
ter. olio nau a tuny, wmcii ine rarrieu
in a "lugar.trougb," ttofphigHt tii.c to
rock II on the ildowalky When "ll (cried,
ahe (topped It mouth With an old atocklng
and (ung "Uarbary Allen." Tlxoldett
boy had aold two "coon-ulnty and wa
on a "buajj," When laat aecn he had
calledJoiagTaM of yiody and water,"
aoditood aoakingglngerbread and mak
ing wry face. The ahop-keeper, mittak.
ing hla moaning, had given him a mixture
talaoda and water, and it tatted itrongly
of aoap. Out "ho had beam tell of tody
and water, and waa bound logive il a fair
trial, puka or no puke." Somo "town
follow" camo In and called for lemonade
with a "fly In it," whereupon our 'aoaped'
friend turned hi back and quietly wiped
vrrtl flic Into hi drink.
Wa approached Ihe old gentleman and
tried to get him to "lubscrlbe," but he
would not lltten to II. Ho waa opposed
lo "Internal Improvement," and ha thought
"laroeo" waa a wloked Invention, and
cutierwaten' noililn but "wanliy and
wexatlon." Nona of hla family aver
larad lo'raad, but on boy, and ha
"twhd aehoot awhile and wial a atudy.
In' dlwlaliy."
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AfetMaMlK.
(O Quito an unexpected ooarrwc
took place during a ileamboat cxpurtiat)
(gem Ilalllmorp a few daya 4e. 'J A
young woman named Jonet, baying oVmi
ed until qulto exoilod, waa ao Jmprtia
1 to drink loe-wat The oorwatjyaMa
wat, a violent apatmodio abolle. t,' liV
agonltlng oriel excited ihe? ympathy'J'ef
all praenl, am) brinly and IhaaWetaj
went put In requUd'on. Dut tbe.exlja-,
ment wa toon allayed .by the annousoa'
niont that an additional pamnter," Wlia
hail gild no fare, waa a) board lb boat. ;
, OTha Oloato:Jarnaal,t-arrAtaMrr
date, Mya: Lika Mibnfgan waa playing let
nlict again all di) yeaterday, the water
rl.lng from two to four fret every hkll
hour or to, and a (tiddcnly receding. At.
dutk, while the lake waa a araooth at a
mirror, without wind or any apparent
canto, tho water rote lo:ienalght of four
Irei twite within on hour. "What haa
onuieil (hit great commotion" with M
Michigan, ia a myalery. It I 011101
wry unaccountable. -' !
0 A msn named Slirlton, confined in
a jail near Kllicott'a Mill, Maryland, (of
participating In the murder of'a.whola
family, and under aentencc of death, ha
modrttly requrtted hit Jailor to let blmgo
at large a fewday, In order that he may'
kill two of the wltncuc that teitlncd a."
galnit him- Ifo tayt be will be perlec'.
ty anlliflcdllien, and thry may hang him
at anon at Ihty pleaw.
OCT Hero ia a aentencc which w ree.
onunand to Cubaneerc ,
'Neutral Htateiare bound to be alrlot
ly neutral, aud il I a inanifeat and grow
impropriety fur individual toeogagattt.
thculrll conflict ol other Stale, and tbua
bpatwarwl.il their goveramaat I al,
peace. Daniel Webtter'a Latter to Mr.
Fox. "
(Kr When man with to get out af trou
ble, thy ek advloe from, lawyer lha
aaa; anew la law mwM jmmunmlmv
monev by aowlnr dlenlon"' Wbta
they wiah for health, thry apply- to th
doctor Ihe only man In the world who
can make money by keeping people f 'cl.
Queer animal, that human being well
hei.
Otr Women have much nicer Mm of
the beautiful than men. They are, by
far, tin tafer un plrce in the matter of
propriety aud grace. A mora achool-
girl will bo thinking and writing about
Ihe beauty of bird and flower, while hrr
brother ia robbing the netta and destroy
ing the flower..
ter A lady in South Carolina My ah
poet heart aud tout for the union, for if
Ihr Rtatrt may tepnrnte whan they plcaw,
after making a bargain of Union, lb
nrxt thing will bo the right of, the men
claiming tho right lo aecrdo from their
wit rathe moment they dltagreai or hap
pen togct olfcndrd with theinv
CiA woman' fr'.endahlp border!
more t-loicly on love thin man'e. Man
affect each other initio reflection of noblo
or friendly acts, while the women Bak
funcr proof., and mora ilgn and expret-
lout of attachment.
OtrA woman quarrelling llh her
iuaband,toldbIm alio brlloved fdirwa
odloi ho would marry tho davil'a daugh
tyrho law doe uot allow a man to
marry no liter," repuaa in lenuer
huiband. .
(XT Lake I'rio haalalian to ifoulfo.
A number of magnificent watarapouta '
were recently aeon rltlng In majeaty from
lit aurface, by Ihe people of Sandutky, '
who thronged the houtetopt to behold Ilia
pectacle.
Oir There I no hope for moral 'delin
quent In Uotton. Recently Mvoral per
onrwero fined five dollar and coal, for
having danoed at a. wedding Mtwakn It n
and 1 o'clock on Sunday morning.
(& The Mlatourt Meaaengat aay: "A
young man about twenty.flve year of
age, named , wa aold thia mora-
Ing under ihe Vagrant Aot" traajaiaaa .
dollar ' r r '. ..' J
ftSrThe newcBathullai'of Ohio only .
authorjaaa the latulaf jlnHlirj,
keeping gunpowdar for al, M '
69 Vinegar hatte wftb mtttk M-
pbor MrMU la a raoaa aarrtatt MarHaVur
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