smmmm nrnmu - jzw&vm9m .'ftw tt. --'- -jMaMytei 9E9 ;rp emttiel jiijh vtaon e..i.. TOL. III. JACKSONVILLE, OREGON, SATURDAY, MAY 22, 1858. NO. 19. Wtft 9UHBMHHHBHHnHnMiiBI Independent on alt Suhjeets; and devoted ' ' the best Interests ef Souttrrn Oregon. ' rnbtished livery finturdur, or I W. G. T7AULT, Editor & Proprietor. TCK.HS: One Year, f 3 on; Six Month', 83 00: Three .Mouth, 5'.' 00. Advertisements, One Siuare or twelve lines or less, first In- un, $300 each subsequent inscrtiou, Si 05 l Anil wnft 11 back to "scenes or old,1 tn.iCr.o, each tqnarc. for one year. here, with those friend that ne'er grow J ; Six months, f 15 ; three months, $10. cold," A literal discount nude to persons wiahliigi,Fi0,trayd,bnfalh tha ahelt'ring trees, t advertise tcMhr extent of four squares. J Or there reclined in Idle ease ; it . . - , "nPI miBn " i Listening to the rlpllng streams d h 1 1 1 1 L ii Softly tulnsllntf with my dreams i Job Printing Office.' wuhBor,sret,,Uwjr,M,VIbjr5 THE Proprietor, having 1 ,ty of JOIl TVl'K on Mred to do all Litldt of a good vnrl hand, Js pre- 1' L A I N OSITii MENTAL JOB PRINTING, 'a the SHORTEST NOTICE, anl en the Bust REASONABLE TERMS i suh as ramphletr, Clrcuhrs, Handbills, Showbills. Concert llills, Programmes, Hall Tickets. Hill Heads. Address Cards, Ilusiness Cards, k'C, i'C., iJ'C. Jebrork done In IDSIDHSIB, AND 3!D, 31'i7S OS 2JILA(DS INI. to suit ctHtomers Orders solicited. Business (JIarDs. UMOX HOTEL, .' Corner Cauwrnin and 3J irrff., JACKSONVILLE. OREGON. KI.iri'ELA MILKIN.SON, Proprietors CEMlRMs STAGE HOUSE. April 3, 163S. 12tf. U."l. GANDNG, i rbrilrluu, Surgeon nnd Accoucher, "TT'LL IVomptly attend any who ma) II iquire hit pruf.t.iunal .oriCu. i .C-Tti largett and bmt tulectlnn of, Diug, and Patent iledicinrt conttantly on klDd OrriCE California Street; next to 'lit Tic fa hop. OinC EL DORADO 1IILLIAKI) AND DHINKING SALOON, tiiMx orcALiior..vuANioni:o(M.aTnteTB, JACKSON )NVILLE, O. T. ltf II. J. MATHEWS Billiard Saloon, Opposite Eagle Hulel, KERUYV1LLE, 0. T. Jtnusry 1, HJ53 ltf J DBS. BBOOKS & THOMPSON, Physicians and Surgeons, OrriCE "Jackaonville Drug Hture" j opposite Union tlou.o i C"A constant supply of Urugt and Htlcnt .Msdiclnet alway. on bond. ; t niRwov, !.! of Sacramento. II. J.IalUTT, San Francisco. HARMON & UBATT. LAW OFFICE, Comer of Montgomery aud Commer J, ""' dewn of birds is on owl, the most sol cial Streets, j'emn of bvasts an ass, and tbe most solemn iQrer Bank Hull, Hankers, Shu Francisco, Cul. LiaiTT, Commissioner for Louisiana nov'JoulGtf IN H.B. SHELLING, ATTOUN E Y-AT-LA W, iTvrnCE On Main Street, four doors J suuth of tbe Post Office, Vreka. of Jklouounlr'aT1' ""ff CoMrto ' R. HAYDEN, Attorney and Counsellor at Laic, IV ILL ATTEND TO BUSINESS in the Third Judicial Ontrirl of Ore II on OFFICE At Kerby ville, Oregon. iaoi Ml D. B. BBESAN, TfOllXE Y-A T-LA W. 0 rt'iun At hi reiidrni"). JtcksoH Vi o r Written for the Sa.vraeu Impromptn. InseriUd to " CMstahlU." IrwSti5?h' Nci1 rUnd, a,, ! And whence "the thought that bid me pour 1 My lays to Lrlght New England' shore.' To answer you, I now will try, While visions float befor tar eye, Of scenes which, with a thrilling pow'r, Steal on my mind at this (till hour, Thinking the future coming hours Would drck my path with brighter flon'rt et, my happiest hours of earth Were spent around the household hearth. Rut I will let no lenger flow I The nieraorv of lung ago : Hut will, upon this ' gold-frlug'd shore," J The free of Nature bene explore. And will admit 'tis grand to ga:e I'pon those hills that prendly raise Tticir tow'riug heads m fur and high Lvcr pointing toward tbe sky. lint if within their hidden depths. No treasure there did safely rest, , Which oft so gladly greet the eye, . Mctblnls you soon would pass them by , And, perchanee. sigh for '' native land," I And lor that hanpr. smiting band 'That yon there left in days gune by, Vour fortune in this Innd to try. I Rut this I cannot promise ret, i My Eastern homo to quite turget : I I will, with jou, mtrtt "sirrttlv sing," h bene er i near tac " sietiges ring." And will forthwith Implore the muse To ne more Oregon abuse ; Hut spread Its glory far and wide Tilt Eden tf J'oefic tide .' Gu'.jkLm.vc Kerbytille,.1rrl nth, IMS. do not blame tlic Ilachclor. 1 do not blame the bachelor, If he leadt a single lire; Tb way the girls are now bro't up He can't sujport a wife. Time was when girls co'd card and spin, And wash, and bake and brew. Hut new they have lokcon a maid, If Ihry hare aught to do. I dn not blame the bachelor, His courage mutt be great, To think to wed a modern miss, If small be bis estate. Time was when wives co'd help to buy The land they helped to till, And saddle Dobbin, shell the corn, And ride away to mill. Tbe haehclar It not to blnmt, If he's a prudent man ; He now mutt lead a single life, And do tbe best be can. 'i-tuA young lady being told that ber lover wnt suddenly killed, exclaimed, " Oh, that splendid gold watch of his ! Give it to me, that I may remember him, and cherish bis dear memory." ,rs!lere is an epitaph of four Hues, con talulug only four syllables : Shall we nit die ! We thai) die alL All die shall we ! Die all we shall. tn-A gentleman meeting John Savage, one day, loeking very dolorous, said, "Why, John, what -alls you ; Is not your fiddle in tunc" No, sir," replied Jack, "It's in pawn." pirThc Dusy-Body. He labors without thanks, talks without credit, lives without love, dies without tears, without pity save that some say "It was a pity be died no sooner." rlt U said that, owing to a falling off In tbe supply of rutkln, In Parir, this tea' I son, there will probably be a rise In tbe prico j of "extra line l.id gloves." ,j .jrs-lt has been said with justice that the of men an as too ;S"Have you ever broken a horse 1" inquired a hone-jockey. "No, cot exactly," replied Simmons ; " but I bave broken three or four wagons." S-' 'I nra thy father' spirit," as the bottle said to the bov.wben be found it bid In the woodpile, and wondered what it was, , j 'j-Rejected courtesy becomes enmity. I W " "'"" l refused, tho mere closing of the fingers change it to nftst, b-A henpecked husband rays that In stead of himself and wife being one, tbey are rei- 1 I ten ; for she is 1, and be is 0, -O.Wbo was tbe man who first introdnc- , ..,. ,.,. ,.. ., , -l.k. i KU pat. jJiv.ioiuun iu.u lug uii; I iiwut for he took Ham Into tbe ark. -ifi i... .i V. hlch causes a girl tbo most pleasure to bear herself praised, or another girl run down? pcirWhy was Lavater likely to be a good soldier I Because be could write about face. ptr'Tbt boy who lost hi balance on tbe ; ti'Jtfouud ll en the ground thwtly after The Death of Washington. .PI ,- lLl .MH.u..n.t wl.l. !(...... ' .uero w noiiH Cu,...... .... .B u.o of Wash netoo that does not awaken In the' I . , . . , . , nearts or toe American people, a more pain ' otic spirit, and a deeper love for that liberty i of the people, and that union of Stales, In! i .. ... . - .. .i itnencconipiisMncnioiwuicniuaigreaiauu good man so earnestly labored. c cherish . as dear, not only every incident connected , with hi life, but eren the circumstance , connected witn tits ticain, nnoruing as tney ' do an evidence, if any evidence were want ing, of the place occupied In the heart of ! hls.colcmporarie. by the Father of his Coun- n?? Wlili ihf tltir. wr niibllth lhla wrck ' . w. a .... ....-, --- , . l for the benefit of our readers, the action of1 Congreis upon receiving the news of Wash-1 lugton's death, which we have tnlcn from ' the L'lstcr County Gazette, (furnished us by ! I a friend, who keeps it as an heir loom,) pub lished at Kingston. Ulster County, N. V., by Samuel Freer & Sou, Saturday, January lih, 1600: CONGUESS. HOUSE OF UEI'ItnSENTATIYna. Tuvrjuay, December 23. Mr. Marshall, with deep sorrow ton bU.'connIdep snitublc nannw isf i ajlas Lonor I i countenance, and In a low, pathetic tone of c 0I 0 i voice, rose and addressed the House as lows : Tt. ...I.H.kiiW A..A.., Mtfh wa vn.1... ' ,UF UIVIUIKUUM IHUI day announced without doubt dered but too certain Our Washington is no more I The hero, the sage, and the pa- trial of America the man ou whom, In . - - r times of danger, every eye wa turned and ... . .. s.,i . s. . .... irni uly uil iivi'w iuhvui tuts iikM wum iu mi own great actions, and in the heart, of an! affectionate t llonate and aflllcied people. If, sir. it had not been usnal, openly to testify repct for the memory cf thine whom Heaven l.nd selected as Its Instruments for diipenslug good to man, yet such has becu tho uncommon worth, and such the extra ordinary incident which lave marked the life of him hoN) loss wc all deplore, that the whole American nation, Impelled by tbe same feelings, would call with ono olee for a public manifestation of that sorrow which Is so deep end to universal. More than any other Individual and as much as to one Individual was poIMe, bat he cuntrllmteil to fnmiil tlila uur w i Jivtnri'.il. luc rninlrc. and to clve to tho Western1' World Its Independence and its freedom. Having effected the great object for which ' l"'e 0I T "t"cs "" " Tu be as placed atlbe luad of our armies, we eroIneDt 'b,6- Ancient and modern have seen hita convert the .word nto the'Uame ,re JlmIu!,hc,J Ututt Um GreftU 1 plon -share and voluntarily sink the soldier !ne,na u baT0 often been allied, :... .... i.i but his fame I whiter than It Is brilliant. ""'""" '""" ' Whentbu tlebll tr of our federal nilem had become manifest and tbe bonds which J connected the parts of this vatt continent ' were dissolving, we have seen him tbo chief' 'ot those Patriot who formed for ut a Con. , wiii.I uust. b,til.l. ami perpetuus tho,c blessings our revolution had promised '.,. .. I InoUdieneetotb. general voice of uU'! country, calling on him to preside over a ' great people, we have seen him once more quit tbe retirement be loved, nnd In a sea-1 son more stormy nnd tempestuous than war itself, with calm and wite determination. ' T. H? !-.'nterts of the nation nnd cumriuukc more iuaa any omer coum con; tribute to tho establlthment of that system of policy which will. I trust, vet ureteric1 our peace, our honor, and our Independence. ' Having been twice unanimously chosen the Chief Magistrate of a free iH:oplc, wc see bim, at a time when his re-election with the uuivcrsal suffrage could cot have been doubted, affording the world a rare Instance of moderation, by withdrawing from his station to the peaceful walks of Wc. However public confidence may chance I and public affections fluctuate with respect j to others, yet with respect to him they have, In war and In peace, in public nnd iu private' lit liatssn atMlflv MS lit nvii n nt.,.1 i ...v,.. j . .. w- ... u..uu, aim as cousiam as uis own rxaucu virtuee. j Let us then, Mr. Speaker, pay the last tribute of respect and affiction to our dc-1 parted friend. Let the Grund Counell of the nation display those tentimeuU which the nation feels. For this purpose, I hold in my band some resolutions, which I will take the liberty to offtr to tbe House. "Resolved, That this House will wait on the President of the United States, in con dolence of this mournful event. "Resolved, That tbe Speaker's chair be Ubroudcd with black, and that the Members !n,i nr,r. nni,n iinii..iri,uA.,.i..i ti,e tession. "Reaahcd, That a committee, in conjunc- 'tlon with one from the6euatc.be appointed' to consider on the moat suitable manner of paying honor to the memory of the man, first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of hi countrymen." Resolved, That this House, when it ad journs, do adjourn to Mondsy, These resolutions were unanimously llagrecdto. Sixteen member were appoint ,. .... ,,.. d on the third resolution. Generals Marshall and Smith were ap pointed to wait on the President to know at what time It would le convenient to receive tbe Uoue. General Marshall and Smith havkg waittd oc tie Frtrident with the tret rtes- I'lutloo, reported that the President would d Tbe j, ,cconllngly ,jlcd oa bim .. c, .... , ... r ,..,, .... ' Cl'UhU lUUiOWU .S3IUVUI IU( Speak following words i Sia : Tbo House of Representatives, pen etrated with a sense of the irrrparable loss IlUlw.a bj the nation, by the death of i ,Ut grCB, ,nd good roftn lhe iUutroosj and luioved Washington, wait on you. air. to ciprrM tucir condolence on this melancholy and distressing event ( To which the President made the follow Ing answer: i Gentlemen tf the JTovte ef Hrreenta lives: 1 receive with great respect and af fection the condolence of the House of He- presentatlvcs on the melancholy and afflict , ing event in the death of tbe most illustri ous, and beloved pcrronage which this coun try ever pf oduced. I sympitbize with you, j with the nation, and with good men through the world, in this lrrtparable loss sustained by us all. JOHN ADAMS. A message was received from the Seuttc , Informing the House that they had agreed 1ft th nnnlnlrnMit nf . tnlnl nmniiiiHftv in 1 1 to the mtmory of tbe man, first In war, first I In peace, and first la the heart of his coun- , trymen, and that they had appointed seven which was yetcr . members to join a committee for that pur lUbt.hssboenrfll.'no,. idl'd tlllMondav. poie. Adj'd till Monday. To the PRESIDENT of the UNITED ii ST VT15 i , ,.. ,, " , , . THE Ecnate of the United Stales respect- STATES. . . . . . . ff ".. P" rp0 '! UCT " '" "'? T Tn TS sustained in the death o( General George Washington. This event, so distressing to all our fellow citizens, must be peculiurly ' I heavy to you, who have long been alexia- . ted with him in deeds ef patriotism. Pcri, mil us, sir, to mingle our tears with yours, I' on this occasion; It Is manly to weep. To,,' loip aupb a man et .urh . rrl.T. I. nn rnm.it mon calandlv to tb. warbl OUr rot.ntrr mourns her Father. The Almighty Dispo ser of human events has taken from us our greatest I'cnefactor nnd ornament. It be- comes us to submit with revercuce to him who "m&kelh darkness bis Parllien." With pMrlolie pride, we review the Ufe of our Washington, and compare him with ... i "' -"V"" " ni..imi .. tuc ainjT.iy vi uia viriuc. ll .,...U Ikl. ""!"" ""U Intemperance ofambition, and darkened the splendor of victory. The scene demand we RT0 no ,onRer BM,C,U '" mi-rortunci to the end of hi, Journey, and carried with , 1'm 'DnB K" of honor j he has deposited it safelr where m sfortune cannot !-") malic, cannot Wast it.- l,Tored of UeaTen-1'e departed without kH.ltIngtbc weakness ofhumanlty; msg - " deUi the darkness of the grave t?$ df nlo ,SuJh " t,be, oan, 1,0tm we deplore ' , . " ...-.-.,.. JwwpleW -Wt Is In Heaven. Let his countrymen consecrate the mem- 0,T of tu0 bfroic General, tho PatrIutlc'rjcarcri Statesman nnd the Irtuous Sage ; let them ; i M ' teacb tbeir cnimrcn ncierto rerget tbat the fruiu ot bU 'ftlf. BnJ u' example Me, t,iclr "crllance, j THE PRESIDENT'S ANSWER. Gentlemen of the Senate.' ' I recelte with the most respectful and af fectionate sentiments, In this impreeilve nd dress, the obliging expressions of your Bret. for the lots our country has sustained ' t.. iL. .I..II. . I I .... I 1.1..ji .mucueam ut ncr musk vewviacu, uciuj 'and admired Citttea. In tho multitude of my thought nnl re- I echoed from the woods aud bills around, .'great many editors who bavo nmaated for collections, on this melancholy event, jou Jl fhrce general diKbarges by tbe Infantry, i tuDM )' tue '"'pic exercise of their talents, will permit roe ouly to tay, that I have teen bim In tbe days of adversity, in some of tbe scenes of his deepest and mot trying per plexities; I bave alto attended bim In bis ! highest elevation and most prosperous fell icUy : with uniform admiration of his wis I dom, moderation and constancy. Among all our original associates, In the memorable League of the Continent iu 1774, nl.l.l. A. .-.i........! ,L. . 1 tit .- ii nuitu ui.b i'icncu tu sovereign will 01 Free Nation in America, he was the onlj one remaining in the General Government Although, with a constitution more enfte iblid than bis, at an age when be thought It fnccesry to prepare for retirement. I feel myself alone, bereft of mv last brother: yet J I derlvo strong consolation from tbe unanl 'mous disposition, which appears in all aget and classes, to mingle their sorrows with 'mine, on this common calamity to the world. Tha life of our WASHINGTON cannot 'suffer by a comparitoo with those of other j countries, who have been most celebrated I and exalted in Fame. Tbe attributes and decorations of Royalty, conld only have served to eclipse the majesty of those vir tues, which made bim, from being a modest cititec, a more resplendent luminary. Mis fortune, had b lvtd,vould btrcsfttr hsvt, 'sullied bis glory only with those superficial .minds, who, believing that character and action arc marked by success alone, rarely 'deserve to enjoy It. Malice could never blat his honor, and Knvy made him a sin gular exception to her universal rule. For bimstlf he had lived cnongh to life and gjory. I For his fellow clllxens, if their prayers could have been answered he would have been Immortal. For me bis departure ts at ) a most unfortunate moment. Trusting, however, in the wlto and righteous dorai Lion of I'rovidcnce over psIons of men, 'and tbe result of their councils and actions, 1 as well as over tbtir lives, nothing remains for me but bumble resignation. I His example is now complete, and it will teach wisdom and virtue to Msglstrates, Citizens and men, not only In the resent age, but in futuro generations, as long as 'our history shall be read. If a Trajan found a Pliny, a Marcus Aurclius ran never want Iliograpbers, Eulogist or Historians. JOHN ADAMS. ; United States, Dec. 2i, 1799. WASHINGTON ENTOMDED. ?.--......... n. AA 1A. i On W..duedv latt. the mortal rrt f. WASHINGTON tbe Grrtt-tbe Father of!. his Country and the Friend of man, wt seen- signed to the tomb, with solemn honors anditno,D,nK ""P 1B" ?nT funeral jump. Uod wen are given to this practice, Is un A multitude or persons assembled from! dcnUUe ?beJ UM Trr' ,,ekcd ""f ,n many .mil. s round, tt Mount Vernon, the lwJ " J. rMy meaning nu cl,nl. aLoJe atd lit r!Ji.n nf th ill,,.. . h lut overlooking, with culpable care- trlous chief. There were the grovet-the spacious avenues, the beautiful and sublime (j'HVivussiituuvri itiv uvauiu'ii nuu puuiiuit ' rttM. the noble m.nslcu-but alas) the' laugnst Inhabitant was now no were. That great soul was gone. Ills mortal part was there Indeed : but ah ! how affecting! bow awful the rpectacle ef such worth and great nes, thus, to mortal eyes, fallen! Tes I fallen) fallen! , lu "" "- ,? "",? "'"" ""' iiiv aikiv ni.ii.cu iu ait ui. giurr, Bun la ,ltto "" !. Tbe countenance still composed and serene, seemed to depress the dignity of the spirit, which lately dwelt In that lifeless form. There those who paid the latt tad honors to the benefactor of his country, took an Impressive a farewell view. On the ornament, at the head of the cof fiD. was Inscribed StnuLApJcciDira-about the middle of the coffin uloma pro and on the silver plate, GENERAL GEORGE WASHINGTON, Departed this life, on the Hth December ,i itoq T-t r.a .,..... w. ' "...""ZJ i . . I . ' J" V" S Tlctwten three nnd four o'clock, tbe sound th" . .,.,,.,.. ZL 7 rroc,,oa WM formcd un j m0.ti . Ii . . P"",,on WM ,oraw DU ra0Tta u I woe. tt. roHowlBsj wder : Infatll, C With arms reversed, , Gus,d. 3 Mnrto, The cineral's horse with hi, saddle, hoi- ,, ' C1, Sinms, Kams.y, snd P.yne.-P.l. Ucars, COUPSE, Cola. Gilpin, Marsleller, and Lltlle.-Pall Mourners, Masonic Uretbren, Citlsens. v When the procession htt arrived at the bottom of the elevated lawn, on the banks of the Potomac, where tbe family vault is placed, the cavalry baited, tbe Infantry w"6 noi "iy . uu' .. marched towards the Mount and formed '. ' protect against alt this, Neln their llnes-tbe Clergy, tho Mseoulo liro., I upon It, that editorship Is as good a pro- thers. and tbe Citlrens descended to the v-..i! ,.i,i.r. it ...i......!lren who find It so bard to live, had better ' WM j,rrforWlt (jo ,was nrrlorwttl. ILo nrlnsr was rcoeatir from ,i,e TC(M. in o,. ri,cr .,. ,vt .ouud,1 tbe cavalry, and 1 1 pieces of artlller v, which 1 ll - " - nKl lL lnV. nf Hip Pntnmai- I.pV rt tl... Vault, paid the last tribute to tbe entombed Commander in Chief of the armies of the L'nlted States aud to tbe departed Hero. The sun was cow setting. Alas' the son of OLOiir was set forerer. No tbe name of WASHINGTON the American Presl. dent and General will triumph over Death' The unclouded brightness of bis Glory will illuminate tbe future ages I A Lovlr's Ui;v..oe A gentleman of this city who bad bten paying his attentions to a fair lady not unknown to fame, and wnose aaareesesano presents were ror a lime gtV.VUJ MV(JII 1VUUU UlUiHil UUI WIJ( since jilted by the coquette, aud in conse quence their amicable relatione were rup tured. Th female took a woman' privi lege and enjoyed her liberty to tbe fullest itxteot; not content with wbtch, she was foolish enough to ooujle abuse with her re marks. This reaching tbe ear of the party mctt interested, be undertook a coved meth od of revenge, no less than the purchase of ill claim agalott ber, end they amounted I to a good round sum. Armed with amount lue from milliners, shoemakers, dry goods tttrebsett no4 tree boMs t cellec'or r.t duly sent to present thtm. with Instruction to be careful and present but ono account at a time. The lady at first was perplexed, and finally, become annoyed, demanded If all her creditors bad entered tnto a league ' against her. The collector responded hon estly, and informed her that they were con centrated In the hands of one Individual, mentioning his name. The belle, consider ing her inQuenee slftl of some weight, laugh ed at the matter and trusted her kind cred itor might obtain his money. Legal pro ceedings, however, being threatened, the fair one was bronght to terms, and not alono 1 cached vp.'tat endeavored to make up with the old love. Tbe money be recovered, but the proffer of affections he rejected, much to her cbsgria. The storyfound currency ss a " Roland fur her Oliver" and tbe lady bis 'sought refuge, If net oblivion, In "a csrr county.' Cat. Spirit ef tin Timrt. Spirit of llii SwcnrlHff. This shocking habit is shockingly on the .Increase. It seems as if every third man (was aecuttMncJ to use expressions more or less profane, with which to bolster up his .' otherwise feeble speech, Swearing Is lllogl- eai.MwHM nsughty.and Is quite as great B breach of philosophy as of etiquette, to say ,lM,ncM' "" oatraS Uey commit sgalnit I morality, religion, and Integrity. There w v '" ome, however, who sftuaUy defend, on I ' I-rlnelple. the uve of profane language, as a sort of safety-valve against extreme anger. They say "better out than In," and when they become insanely wrathful, vent their spleen In a series of oaths, which, they aver, j afford them much relief. Fuscll, tbe French artist, believed In this, and whtn bis wlf (an exceedingly passionate woman) got an- 1 gry, used to tsy, " Swear, my dear, swear It will relieve you 1" She did not swear, I however, and ultimst.lv died from apoplexy. (induced by a fit of anger a clrcumstanoa which was to Fuscll, a positive proof of Mi theory. Hut to our mind, It would be far better, If tttfe human steam-boilers would expend tbe energy they now watte'ln pro fanity, In learning to control their tempers, so that no tuch safety valve would I re quired. Iu this country, wc regret to ssy, the habit of swearing ll by no meant confln el to the rougher sex. In fashionable socie ty, especially, we find that It la awfully pre valent among ladles t One whom we know, generally hides ber wickedness behind htr ' brother, saying, "Well, at Charley ssys, - ,"tU. shielding her.el, A.I.bov r. ore not to scrupulout, and we sbould be 1 1 we bare heard from ladles who move In tbe "first circles," and who are uckuowlcugtJ a belonging to tbe ion tin. Cannot torn of our cntbutlaitlc divlnet make thlt a mat ter of tspeelal investigation and reform? Thlt present season of revivals Is a very pro per time, and a great sensation might be produced, perhaps, by a sermon, or a series of sermons, egalost tbo sinful and pernicious habit of profane swearing, addressed to tho ladles rarticularly' It would be a capital tubject for the Hev. Mr. Spurgeon, on tbe other side of tbe water, and perhaps some of ournatheSpurgeons might do It justice here. Who will commence 1 Golden Prise. Ewtobs. Editor are an abated clan of cry respectable Individual. Not content with the taunts of poverty, dishonesty, etc., so lavUbly showered upon them by tbe pub- lie, they often take an apparent delight In ttulm as any other, and those of our breth- . ... .. resign luoquin nu rciwvi., i " wvu- patlou better willed to them. There are a 1 ontl 00 C,M profcesloual mm Is more con- ! . i ....... CSt ana UMIKUl as a C10M. is nuuimvu for people to tupKse that the editor Is al ways out at tbe elbow that hi wallet con tains nothing but clipping, from exchange papers, and unpaid washing bills that bis bat Is invariably a " shocklug bad " one, and that be Is very miserable at all point. In the name of the guild, we deny this agrees, ble supposition, and beg of our brethren that they will be a little more chary of the publication of their private woes. It Is only because these are held up before the world that the profession Is to stigmatised, and, If tbe detagremens of lawyers, doctors, and l0jerT01t0 j,ad an equally nlde notoriety, they would suffer as greatly at tbe bands of that stern Judge and jury Public Opinion. 'Golden Prize. ptrka Irishman, In France, was drink Ing with some company who proposed the toast, "Tbe land we live in." "Aye, with, all me soul, me dear," said be. " here's pocr culd Ireland." bS,The strongest kind of a bint a ycusg Ml wklnga gentleman to swe if one of her 'lag wJU go on bis little flogtr. , Thc Pareotm of Jokiog.-Ifs a aiw jo .litri that kncTi its os father.