VOL. II, ALBANY, OREGON, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 22, 1866. NO. 19. TATi RIGHTS DEMOCRAT. PCBLISHID KVKRT SATCIlPAT, BT ABBQTT & BROWN. effiee tirer II. Oliver's Store, First Street. TERMS, IX ttTAxCK : One jear, $3; Six Months $2; One Month, 50 ;ts.; Singlo Copies, 12 cts. Paji&Qnt to be made in adf-anna in cvory f ts. Tho Tftper will not bs sent to Mf address $i;lS4 ordered, and the term for which it eh&U be pnlercl be paid for. A Jejxirturt Kill le madi frim 0 term im 9g ittanct. N. It Timely prior notice will be giron to aoh'S abscriber of the week on which his sub. 3rjtk w-jll expire, and jnle an ner for its jMtina&aee, accompanied with the money, be firen, the Paper will be discontinued to that addxesu RATES OP ADVERTISING, run teas ; One Polamn, $100 ; Ilalf Column, $C0 ; Quarter Col umn, tZi. , Transient dyertiscnientJ per Sqnaro of tea linos gr less, first insertion, $3 ; cch subsequent inser tion, fx. . Corrospotdens writing over assumed signatures ft anonymously, must make known their proper pames to the Editor, or jo attention will be gircn Jo ttjeit ocamunicationi. All Letters and Communication whether on uuioe3a or fur publication, should be aalrosjcl to Abbott A Brown. BUSINESS CAltDS I. LYOX9), JEWELER, AND CLOCK AND WATCH T EPAIRER. Shop in Gradwohl's new brick JL M Store, Albany, Oregon'. oc20n!01y f. H. CRA50U. GEO. B. BELV. CI$4VQI$ fc If ELM, ATTORNEYS - COUNSELLORS AT LA W Oma In Norcrosa' Briok EuIIJo- op-stairs, Albany, Oregon, aui - J. C. POWELL, A TTORNE Y AXD CO UNSEL LOR AT LAW A ND SOL ICITOR IN CHA NCER Y, ALBANY, Oregon. Collections and convey ances promptly attended to. oc-OnlOIy n. n. uice, ji. d., . SURGEQN, PHYSICIAN AND A CCOUCHER Tenders his serrioes in the rarious branches of bis profession to the eititens of Albany ani sur- Smndiag country. Office up-rtairs, in FoeU-r'a rick. sl3 no'Jly. DB. IIICKLIX. PHYSICIAN. SURGEON AND ACCOUCIIER TTrin r nettled in Brownsville. Linn county Or egon, would respectfully solicit the patronage of M people of tnat vicinity. T.owu WINTER & McIIATTAX, HOUSE, SIGN, CARRIAGE. AND ORNA MENTAL PAINTERS G KAISERS ANL GLAZIERS. Also. PaDerhamrins and Calcemininj done with neatness and dispatch. Shop at the upper end fcf First street, in Cunningham a oid. stand, Alrany, pre go a. fc-aoou J. li.HROW?t I fiLAIX, S. E. TCl'VG. J. BARROWS fc CO., GENERAL & COMMISSION MERCHANTS Tfa EALERS in Staple, Dry and Fancy Gool, F Groceries, Hardware, Cutlery, crockery, Soots and Shoes, Albany. Oregon. Cooiignment; solicited. ocSnStf L1WKEXCE & SEJIPEE, ATTQRNEYS AND SOLICITORS. Portland ----- Oregon. 5J0FEICE Over KHiarn's Aaction Rooms. December 8, vZalTtr G. W. GRAY, D. D. H., jSUR GEON f)ENTIST, ALBANY, OGN. Performs all operations in the line of DENTISTRY in the most PERFECT and IMPROVED man nor. Persons Usirin2 artificial teeth vnnU .irTwoll tn viTA him a rn. Office no-stain n Foster's brick. Residence corner of Second and paker aXreeU. au25-ly I- O. O. F. J.LB4NY LODGE, NO. 4. L'SS TheHeg-ular Meet? Xl'.sI inga f Albany Lodge, Wo, 4, L O. O. F., are held at their Hall in Nor cross Building, Albany, every WEDNESDAY SVENING, at 1 o'clock. Brethren hi oqd standing are invited to attend. By order of the N. G. ' " eul-ly fiOIFieg ! 3TJ Q'EY TO LET. 'A PEW TWENTIES left, to pay for good Whea. IJjgheat caah price paid on delivery iSfzood wheat at my ware house, Albany, Oregon. . - . U: CHEADLE. 100,000 POUNDS OF WQQ For which we will pay the IJIGIir MAIipT PRICE. W- v. parrish eg. Albany, January 21$. 1865. -SaUNG.pfF!ELUNG OFF! CHARLESBARRETT, JTrent Street, and No. 5 Washington Street, fortiano. f .arrest, Most General, and Ble st Splendid Assortment of a gTATIOfvJERY, BLANK BQOKS, LETTER PRESSES, ON THE PACIFIC COAST, RICHLY BOUND Tll)l?y, Prayer and Hymn noolia Aii immense Assortment of jSCHOOli BOOKS I Orders From tj?e Interior. yjflc.'i wit dispatch and care. ' ' CHARLES BAERETT ortknd, November 18(5$. :K ' Notice to tli e Tax-Payers of Unn i: ' . County. ' HATING COMPLETED' THE CANVASS OP the precinota according to law the books lire still open at the Court House, in Albany, for 30 days from the date of this notice, where the am siay be settled ; after which, if not settled, jropr property will bo sold to satisfy the amount assessef against yotu! ' ' JlAETEy SMITH, " . ' ' Tax" Collector. Albany, Oreson Nor. 23, 1866. n!64w roET n y . THE WATE1UIEEON. 'Twas noon, and the reapers reposod on tho bank Whcro our rural rvpast bad bon spread ; Resido us meandered tho rill nhcro wotlrauk, An tho green willows waved ovorhoad. Luoinda, tho quoen of our rudticjil treat, "With smiles, like the seasons, nuspioious, Had rendered tho scene aud tho banquet yiorc sweet, But, oh ! tho dessert was delicious ! A melon tho richest that loadod tho vino The kind-heartod damsel had brought ; Its crimson coro teemed with tho sweetest f;fwino: "How much liko her kisses I" I thought And I said, as its ncctarious juices I quailed, 'JIow vain are tho joys of the vicious ! l'o Jropieal fruit ever furnuhed a draught So innocent, pure and dolioious. In the seeds which embellish this red, jukry core, An emblem of lifo we mny view, For human enjoyments aro thus sprinkled o'er With specks of anelony hue. But if we aro wiso to discard fronj the-roir.d Every thought and aCectiou that's vicious, Like tho scel-sperklvd coreoftho ueKn, wo'll find Each innocent pleasure delicious.' THEY J.VV, They say Ah ! well, suppoao they do; Rut cao they prove tho story true f Suspicion may aride from nought Bnt malice, envy, want of thought ; Why count yourself among tho "they," Who whisper what they dare not say ? They say But why tho talo rehearse, And help to make tho matter worse f i'o good can postiLly accrao From telling what may le untrue; And is it not a nublcr plan To speak of all the beet you can Z Tt-J 8y it should be so. Why need you t?ll the tale of woe ? Will it tho Litter wroc rcdrca.i. Or make no" pang f sorrow less? Will it tho erring one restore, Ilenccforth to "go and tin no taorc?" They say Oh! panse and look within, See how thine heart incline to rio; , Watch, lost in dork temptation' boor Thou, too, ih.uldt sink beneath iis power, Tity the frail, weep o'er their flL Bat speak of good, or not at all. Two Qualities or Men. There 13 a negativcnes3 of character which is often mistaken for amiability, or impartiality, or some other kindred virtue. The person possessing it never takes sides on a ques tion of importance enlisting the interest and action of men, and h equally vrell pleased whichever party wiu3 in the con test. The future of the church, of the government, of society, of man, are of hut little account to him, so that he is left un disturbed in his quiet. plodJinfr, aimUss journey mrougn iwe. lie avoiG3 tne op r . ii i i n iv i position, strne ad bitterness encountered bj the positiye man, but then he i partic ularly, and for all useful purposes, nobody; accomplishes nothing iu life, and dies; to be forgotten as soon a3 buried. Or the pthcr hand, there is a positive- ncss oi character not unfraqueatly mista ken for hardness, selfishness, arrogance, quenxlousncss. The poiitiveman has a purpose in life, and in all questions cf great interest firmly plants himself on one side or the ether, and will make himself ucmistakeably felt, vdiether the decision be for him or against his cherished view. All matter of public interest engage his best powers, and find in him either an earnest advocate, or an active, persistent opponent. Men will call him hard names, and some heartily hate him. But then he is a force to the world, and all there is to science, art, education, government, is at tributable to him. hile he lives he is the only useful element in society, and af ter his death, even his enemies will rejoice at his virtues, and vie with his friends in their efforts to perpetuate his memory among men. ."HArpY as a Bird." Of animated nature birds are the happiest. Their joy- fed nature long ago passed into a proverb -"Happy as a bird." And of the happy Diras me mocking oirapoiygioiusj is un doubtedly the happiest. It does not con- 1- r-i- i i. v r hne its expressions cf joy to one cote, or a monotonous series ot notes. All the seet gounds of all the birds, and many of me auiuiais, comnDuie its nappines3, and it pours put ever changing, kaleid? scopic melody from the rising of the sun tp its going down. 1 ow warbling out th.e sweetest notes of the canary j then the robin, the blue bird, the oriole, the lark, the bob-o-link, aijd all the other '.'feather ed songsters .of thegrpye," are laid under contribution, and even te whistling of the colored b,Q0t black is imitated to perfec- j-ion. iia-e some politicians, ic is "every thing at times and nothing long." Now grave, now gay; a whole band of music in its mile tcroat. - If any man of fighting age favors the deposing of the President in tho present state of the country, let him j'oih a milita ry company at once and drill as often as he eats; and if he is not of that age, but has boys that are. let him call them to him on the first opportunity, and looking them fairly in the iacer decide which of them, or how many of-them, he is. ready to see die rathcj: than have Andrew Johnson President of the lOited States till the 4th of March, 1869. Newhuryport QMass.) Herald. Si I i e We heard of a Yankee and his wif,e $1 one qi our hotels, the other day, who had brought a hired negro woman alpng to wait upon them. Th,ey told the negro that they would pay her regular wages, but that she would have to pay hpr own board. Her wages were ten dollars a montl; fter board twenty five dollars.' At such ratps how long will it take the negro wencli to clear a thousand dollars ?IirenifamTez as) Banner. e ' ! It is said Count Bismark is not i J)ut bad'temperecT, orj account of the ing at tributing ill the successes to Providence, and ignoring the handiwork cf hts Minis ter, ' - ' - r . . y r For tho State IUhts Democrat. LECTURES BY REVJi H SPAULDING Kftrly Oreson HIInmIoiin. Their I nit iiorlunrv In Nt.rtirtf tho Co;u NUMDEtt FIVE. 3 That Sabbath was a day of rcfrpshinrg to us. It was providentially tho appoint ed day for a father in Israel to preach. lie iiKi no nau occn lauoring cignicen years alone in this Southern Illinois, mid this was tho first tiino a brother in the ministry had been with him. Ho had hcacd of rftisaianarica passing up tho river, but now his gaio beheld them for the first time Christian men aud women leaving swept heroes forever, to live among and preach Christ to the distant heathen. It is none other than an angel's viiit." ery early Monday morning uod sent along tho steamer "Majestic," which, contrary to predictions, answered our sigt nal at once and took us ou board, and we left this little town of Christ for St. Louis, followed by tljo prayers of this godly man nnu ms cvt uiscipics. iiciore uigiu wo passed tho steamer that could not af ford to stop over the Sabbath, on a sand bar, with preacher, mill and all, on board, where they had been fa.t for more than twenty-four hours. How loiig they re mained there I know not, as wo &aw no more of them. We reached St. Louis March 30th ; and here again there wcro strong remon strances against tho idea of our wives at tempting to cross the mountains. It was urged by old mountain men that no cara van would bo strong enough to protect them against tho mountain tribes, who seemed frantic to get possession of a white woman. Thsy repeated tho report that one white woman, in atUmpting to reach At - ..? 1 - 1 t .. 1 mc mountains, nau uccn scizeu, in ppitn of the caravan of whites, and borne off by a powerful band of painted savages. Our ladies replied to thce fears : "Wc are going to cross the llocky Mountains in uoii $ name. The Fur Company's 'steamer would not leave St. Louis for two vctks; but the proprietors of tho Company acknowledged their obligations to Doctor hitman lor his important medical services the last year, and they cheerfully renewed their assurance that our effect and ladies should be taken to Council Uluffs in their steamer, from any point on the Missouri river. Vc should stop to purchase our animab and await their upward Uip with goods for their caravan, which was to take up ita march to the 1-ar West from that point. Kvents will show how well they kept their word. Dr. n isnor pronounced our minuon "a minion to tho Grey JJears." We here received our "Great Charter by mail, from the American Government to open an Emigrant Wagon Itoad from tho Mis souri to the Columbia rivers : that is, the permit of that honest, Democratic Chris tian and patriot, Lewis Cass, Secretary of ar, ior U3 "to enter ana seme in me Indian cou&try wct of tho Ilccky Moun tains. !fis gcneroiu permit of the Government really established the Lap wai Mission claim to the writer and his sainted wife, as a minion homo fir life; but that home was still more securely con firmed to them by the Xez I'crccs Nation in council assembled at Fort Walla Walla, in November, 1834, after we had arrived i or the country and selected the site, and as the chiefs were about to conduct us, with glad hearts, to their people as the "teachers of God's book" for whom they had waited so long, and to plant us in our new borne, "a thousand miles from any place ;" but still doubly confirmed to the Board of Missions by a generous act of Uongress approved August H, lo lS. cpu firming tho titlo to G40 acres of land, to include the improvements at all the Mis sion stations in the Indian country to the several Mission Boards to which said Mis aions belong' But the Indian Depart ment has seized and occupied the Lapwai Mission claimrrrdlsxegafding tho notifica tion in the Land Office, the published no tice in the public journals for years for settlers to keep pfjf the claim, the notice served on the local agent by authority of the Board, to stop building, and my own repeated remonstrances for six years and have steadily refused me my home, and have denied mo the privilege of build ing any where on the old mission claim of G40 acres, or, indeed, anywhere oa the Reservation. This seizing of the Lapwai Mission claim by the Government, or the Indian Department, is most remarkable. Jlnd it is the more remarkable from the fact that some fifteen other mission claims among thp Indian tribes, of another religious sect, in the samo country, confirmed by the same act of Congress that confirmed the Lapwai claim to the American Board, remain unmolested by the Government ; and some twenty-three missionaries of that sect are allowed to remain at th. eir several mission stations and to go on with their mission work unmolested. And it; is still more remarkable from the "notori ous fact that that tho missionaries of this gaid Society were prdered by the" Goy ernment of Oregon in 1S8 to leave the Indian' country, as the cou'ntrv cast of tho Cascades was closed against all miz&ionar r a .t n rwt, consequent upon tne massacre oi Ir. y hitman and the American emi grants at his station, and the long Indian wars that followed. The missionaries of this Society that are nqw allowed to re main in the country and onV their mission stations, hile trp only Protestant Indian Missionary is expelled from his mission, openly defied $at order' pf the Govern ment in 1848, and haye remained in the country to this day; and they were actually detected, sqqn after that order was issued, in the attempt to smugglp ammunition in to tjio Indian pountry, by Lieut. ' Rogers,; at the Dalles, who too from their boats 3,010 pounds of balls, 1,000 pounds , of powder and 3 boxes of muskets. Myself and the rppjainiog to ' brethren of our1 mission, Ieys, Jlelhj and Walker, who were escorted " with their families ; from their mission in the Spokan country to Oregon by a military forco, chocrfully obeyed this order of tho infant Govern ment, and novor attempted to return to our mission till tho country was oQcially opened for missionaries in 1859. But now, in the year 1805, theso missionaries wh'o thus openly defied tho orders of the Government, and attempted rQ furnish powder and balls to tho savages to butch er American citizens on their way over tho plains, aro allowed to remain at their missions unn olested, as indped they should bo, vhilo tho writer, tho oldest resident missionary or American on tho coast, who obeyed their orders, is now expelled from his mission homo, and by thp Govern ment. But to return to St. Louifl, which we left on the 31st at March, in tho steamer "Chariton," tot Liberty; Clay county, Mipsouri then tho frontier settlement (Which is tho frontier settlement now?) Wo observed tho monthly concert of prayer on board, and were joined by tho. clerk of the boat, who was an Kldc'r in Dr. Wisner's church in St. Louis. We arrived at Liberty, April 7th. Mr. Wm. If. Gray, of Utica, N. Y., appointed by tho A. B. 0. T. M., overtook us at this place, as also tho Pawnee missionaries whom wo left below St. Louis. Wo remained at Liberty twenty days, and purchased fourteen young cows and two bulls, with tho earnest pnver to God that Ho would bring them safe fy through. And I would here record, ts a public thanksgiving to God, that, b the caution and paticuco of tho Indian boys, Ho brought through eleven of theso cows and one bull. I do this because they were the first to cross tho continent, and bc camo to us tho greatest blcising in tho way of milk and butter, beef teams, etc., and afforded a beginning of stock for tho Indians. No cattlii could bo had on this side of the mountains at thtt date, short of California. The Hudson Bay Com pany had a largo tock of Spanish cattle at Fort Vancouver; and some at all their posts, shipped from California, but they would sell none. They woud loan, with tho agreement to return all tho original fctock or pay for losses, at a given ticac, together with all the increase The Indian boys took tho driving of our cattle into their own hands, and dur ing our hot days and long mcrcbes they would fall behind, drive care ft 1 and come in lato at night. This saved tur cattle. They never could have been forced to keep up with tho caravan, and ao white man wouM have been willinir to fall be- behind. Why they vcrc not picked up by some of the rear parties is due only to the protecting hand of God. We furnished ourselves with riding and pack saddles, pickets and Ticket ropes, another wagon (I had brought a light one from New lVtk), arms and am munition, and 18 hevl of horses and mules; and on tho 27th of April 3Ir. Gray, myself, tho two Indian boys (who wcro soon joined by two other young rez i'crccs) ana a iree trapper tnat is, a young man trapping "on his ocrn hook" took up our march fur Council Bluffs, leaving Dr. Whitman and our ladies and effects to come up on the Fur Corpany's steamer, according to promise. Oar be ginning was anything but promising. New work in new hands. Neither Mr Grey nor myself had ever seen a peck fastened on tho back of a horse or mule- knew nothing of prairie life, preparing of meals with our own hands, the driving in the animals, the picket, the night-watch, and floundering and choking of horses till they learn the ropes. Add to this the almost impasssable state of the country at that season ot the year one continual swamp, with here and there a patch of land above water. And, to make sure work cf a rough beginning, one-third of the mules were wild never had been roped till a few days before, when it re quired several negroes as many days, and high fences to get their necks into tho '.'noose." Mr. Grey and pne boy took the cattle and some loose horses, tho trapper and myself tool; each a wagon, and toe other Indian boy led tho gang of mules tied one to the other's saddle, with the looso saddles packed; and tho march commenced: th,o wagon wheels to the hubs, and the animals to their bellies in mud. We could tell where the trail would bo in dry weather by the water courses. Wo had not proceeded far when my wagon went down, lollowod bj tho mules ex ccpt their cars. I turned my eye first tq tho trapper lor help, but ho needed help worso than I did Just then Mr. Grey came shashing back for help to save his cattle from tho brush ; and as I was wad ing, or half swimming, to look for a yoke ot oxen, we heard a terrible clatter and clash, and, looking toward tho gang of mules, beheld a corapletp "wind up" some on their packs, and mules heels and broken pieces of pack-saddles flying in ii. . i;i i : "-v m i ine air iikc enow-uirus. . une muo ana naif that day and a uard at night, with porn iqr teea. Fourth night a stampede and . snac ping of picket lines. At day-light Mr. Grey takes the track through tho timber and returns in two hours with those words go encoring to tho mountain trayehjr; vaii here. ' Fifth dav crossed Little Blatto at Government ferry in the Indian country, where Platte City noyr stands; camped as usual, in a swamp, un leaving in is camp for the ferry at Fort Leavenworth, one of! tho wild mules, obserying all the'animals loosened and on their way, ran backward ana piantea ner Jiveiy iegs in ray preasc, knocking mo breathless. This seveie blow was made painful and dangerous by a'piunga into tho Jjissouri river (in. com pany with a cow) in attempting p save the cattle from jumping pyerboard. Both went down in the samp direction, but, coming again to the surfacp, the cow struck for tho shore and I for the boat. All over the river, and we had five mile to make camp, wopd and , watpj:, before sun set. . Qn rising the bluff at the Fort, my eyo rested for tho first time on the "Great West." To ono reared in a timbered country, and accustomed to wait a genera tion for timber, stumps 'and roots to pass away", the scene, tho viow, was grand and impressivo beyond tho power of words. I felt, a never before, tfie force of those words of God, at the close, pf His work: "And behold it was very good " vast expanse of green meadow rca5hingbcyQn.d tho distant blue, cleared and spoded down by Providence to thp hand of the hus bandman ; but farmer, nor tree, nor fence, nor town wcro thorp. Great silenpo rest ing on tho bosom of tho sublime, both personified. Tho ocean has its beauty and tho heavens their charms, but the great prairio reflocts the lovely smiles of our rather in Heaven. Awe-struck at tho lioing panorama, and in haste to reach our camp beforo dark, I forgot to present our passport from tho War Department to tho officers of tho Garrison (tho last military post standing between tho coun tries of the white man and tho Indian. Where is tho separating post now?) Aware of our mission, the officers threw opn tho gates, and we stepped from the civilized world into this then grcat and terrible wilderness," whero thick moral darkness had rcignod for ages unknown. I bid farewell to sweet homo and dear friends;' but God's promiso was before mo, and thoso precious words, "Lo I am with you," were in my bosom. A IIIccont Ilurlcqaef The Journal of Commerce reminds men of order, in the Kadical ranks, that : "Wo have no right, cither by law or conquest, nor on moral principles, to treat tho Southern ctatcs as conquered terri tories and populations. Wo may admin ister tho Jaw to individuals as severely as wa please. Wc may puuuh men, women and children. But the U. 8. Govern meet might as well repeal tho charters of rew Urleans, Mobilo and Charleston and wipo them out as cities in the South, as to declare a Southern State dead or not a member of the Uuion. The moral right, the legal right, the Constitutional right is just tho same in both cases. "But," says a sincere Kadical, "have wc not the right to refuse them admission to tho Union unless they adopt such laws and social principles as wc think correct? No. you ha vp no such right under the Constitution ana laws ot our land, nor s- . . mm have you the moral right unless you give them at the same time the right of accept ing or rejecticg your terms ot union.- Tho grand wrong, and outrage to Ameri can principles, tho rotten timber which men are now engaged in putting into the Constitution itself, is this plan of holding a Stato by tho throat and declaring that it shall not come into your Uniou, nor bo protected by your Constitution, unless lb Hill ULIVV WlkU IUU IU iuat vuuju- tution and submit to amendment; of your proposing ; but vhen the Stato asks, " ill you let me stay out oi your union if I don't liko your new proposal V the answer is a fierce no. This is a hideous burlesque on the old idea of a free Ameri can Union. Tho quality of the Union thus constructed is but too plain. It has not the consistency cf a summer morn ing cloud." WriY Not? A Norfolk (Va.) paper says that Southern ladies "do not talk" to anything liko tho extent they used to. The editor thus thooriies on tho sub ject : "wo believe it is the rosuit ot a mys terious solemnity that has in tho last few years of trial and mighty events crept ovtr the world. Levity is not as wide spread. Men and women look now more in earnest, and work harder ; do more to ward carrying out the end of their being. e may be wrong, but such aro our con victions in spite of the wickedness abroad in tho land. This may bo perfectly sound so far as tho lititude of Virginia is concerned, says tho Mountaineer, but it doesn t apply everywhere. Hereabout, as a genera thing, when women cb not talk (if they havo any one to talk . to), it is because they aro either stupid or sleepy. The solemn ones talk more than the gay only they lecture, moralize, preach and growl, ."V Lfi: OF it." iurs bwissherem says that tho young woman to whom tho radica Congress voted 10,000 for a bust ot Lin coin, "calls upon Senators and representa tives at their lodgings. Veil, vot of it, says tho La Crossp Dem ocrat, you antiquatod old Hen Convention isb i f uabuu yui uivauii iru mitt vuu a young woman visit ' tho Jeaders o tho God-and-Moralitv nartv withou purposing to seduce thorn from tho path of rccuiuae, nonor ana virtue t uououess she visits them to consult concerning tho size of tho '.'bust," and to compare .those oi tno iiyipg itumpcrs wiin ine aeaa "rau er." Now. Swissnelm. we don't like t , f , . j v , - -t speak, roughly to such a female fossil as you are, but your goings-on will hayo to be punished talking scandals is not a suit able occupation fbr a woman of your years old enough to be tho grand mother to the oldest iphabitant I l,ead your Biblo, aijd "dry up," it is timb yo did. Slf4.fcp ANSWER.--At a New Yprk ho tel recently tho Jandlprd said to a boarder vaee here, Mr. , tno cnamper maid found a lady's hair pin in your bed this morning and it will pot answer! '' ." Well " replied the boarder, "I found woman's hair in the butter this morning but it did not prove you had a woman in ,, t . .T f . y . lU. " 1 ' Thp two men looked at each other for about ten seconas, wnen eacn smuea ana went his way, no doubt pondering over the peculiarities ui circumstantial, eviaence, ... u . : Wanted. A situation as a son-in-law in a respecteblp family. Blood andbleed ipg ' jpjo object, pping already supplied; capital essentia .o objection o going a'sljojrt''4tonpJJ Ijx fho polfntjry ' ' " - , IlELtaroN. We know, and what is bet ter, we feel inwardly, that religion is the basis of civil society, tho sourco of all good and of ail comfort. Burke. V A Carl on Incident Tito Or aye ofi Ninety years after his death (1771 steps wcro taken to erect to him some suitable monument, but tho storms of the revolu tion came on and tho work was forgotten. But recently the question has been agi- atcd anew, and Williams may yet at east have some outward sign tqinark his grcajtncs3 and perpetuato hia name. miring a penoa oi j bo years not even a rough stono set up to mark the grave, of he founder or Ilhode Island, till the pre- ciso locality had almost been forgotten, and could bo only ascertained after the most careful investigation. ' Suffice it to say, however, tho spot was found, and the exhumation was made a short time ago though, there was little to exhume. On scraping off tho turf from the surface of the ground, tho dim outline of 'the seven gravel contained within ono square rod, revealed tho burial ground of lloger Williams. In colonial times each lamily lad its own burial ground, which was usually near tho family residence. Three of these seven craves were those of chil dren, the reinunbg four those of adults The easterly grave was identified as that of Mr. V llhams. Un digging down in to tho "charnel house," it was found that everything had passed into oblivion, the ehapps of thp cof&ns could only be traced by a black line of carbonaceous matter, the thickness of the cdes of the sides of he coffins, with their ends distinctly de incd. The rusted remains of the Lmges and nails, with a few fragments of wood, and a single round knot, was all that could bo gathered fcom his grave. In the grave of his wife there was not a trace of anything save a einzle lock of raided hair, which had survived the lapse of more than 180 years. Near the grave stood a venerable apple-tree, when and by whom planted is not known This tree had sent two of its roots into the graves of Mr. and Mrs. Williams. The larger root had pushed its way through the earth till it reached the precise pot occupied by the skull of Boger Williams. There making a turn, as if going round tfce skull, it followed the direction of the j backbone to the hips. Here it divided! into two branches, sending one along tach leg to the heel, where they both turned j upwards to tho toes. One of these roots had a slicht crook ot the knee, which makes the whole form. This singular root is preserved with great care, not on ly as an illustration of a great principle of vegetation, but for its historical asso ciation. There were the graves, emptied of every particle of human dust I Not a trace of anything tras left! It is knowu to chemistry that all tho flesh, gelatinous matter giving consistency to tho bones, are resolved into carbonip acid gas, water and air, while the solid lime dust usually remains. But in this case even the phos phate of lime of both graves was all gone I There stood the "guilty apple tree," as was said at the tune, causht in the very act cf "robbing the grave." To explain thi3 phenomena is not the design of this article. Such an explana tion could bo given and many other simi lar cases adduced. But this fact must be admitted : tho organic matter of Roger Williams had been transmitted into the applo tree; it had passed into the woody fibre and was capable of prcpglling a steam cntrine: it had bloomed in the apple- blossoms and had become pleasant to the eve: and more, it had cone into the fruit from year to year, so that the ques tion might be asked, Who ate Williams ? Hartford Press. Boger Xevr Version of the Story of the l'rodigui son. nenry Ward Bcecher, m a recent speech, thus facetiously referred to the story of tho Prodigal Son. Even those at whoso expense tho point is made will enjoy it: Wo all know tho story of the Prodigal Son how that self-sufhcienf youth, m tho prido of his own self-conceit, sought irom nis lamer nis poruon oi me patri mony that he might go out and live by himself. Tho father gave it to him and he went out; 'and, like too many ottyer sons of rich men in our days, he very soon spent tho whole of his patrimony, and wasted it in riotous living, drunkenness and debauchery ; and when he was re duccd to tho most abject poverty and covered with filthy rags, was compelled to become a keeper of swine ; and to save himself from starving, to feed on the husks that tho swino did eat.' But he came to himself at last and determined to turn towards his father's house, and how he was received? WJ fker him while ho was'yet a great way off, and ran unto him and full on his neck and jf issed him, and put a fine robo upon and invited him into the parental mansion, whero tho fatted calf was killed and the feast made ready. That was thp manner in which tho prodigal was received, as we get tho the story from tho lips of our Sa viour; but when I was in New England pot long ago, I heard another version of this story laughter, which you may call the radical version. I will tell you what it was. When the young man came to wards his father's house in filth and Tags, his fatlipr closed the door against him. Says he "You vile wretcp,v you have spent all your patrimony, wasted your sub stance, and you aro unfit to enter. into my house. I know you havo po jaoncy and no credit, and you pann'ot huy .'anything, but you must go and buy'a$ne silk robe before you can comp into my house : and another thipg, jyhen you; cross my thres hold it shall po on two inexorable condi tions: First of all, you shall take a solemn oath that you haye never bpen away; and second you shall give good guarantees that yofu will never go again." Great laughter. ' ; ' ! - Forgiveness. A beautiful gem of -v i ' i I-. . ; .i. i in- Tir I urientai nieraiure is quoiea ny oir . w m Jones, from tho Persian poet, 'Said : - : ."Tho sandal Irco perfumes wlien rivoa, The axo that laid it low; " : Let man, who hopes to bo forgiven, . JforgiYe-iuid IUms his foe" . . . Vho ore the traitors? Beast Butler proclaims that he would hang Jeff. Davis, ai "tho representative c'tvil man," and 'Ilobert E. Lee, as the rep resentativo military man." of tho rebel lion. Very well: now what should be done with the beast himself? They organized armies to separate the Coyernment-luW ler FEED THEM. Ii is charged, as it is notoriously known. and testimony seems easy of access,' tnat while Butler was in command at New Or leans, largs supplies, of the most essential importanco and use, were offered tho t eb( army, in that part of the South, thrtugl his connivance, whereby ne enriched hcx- ecu m i&Duious sums, iiis Droiner whop he afterwards swindled, even when, on his death-bed of reprg as th? main go between! - " . The War Itepartment was advised of these most infamous transactions, and thq ruinous extent of them, but payed no heed; as who expected that it would probably being a party in the game? Now if Davis and Lee are traitors, for taking up rebel arms, and marching at thq head of armed forces, to break up the Gov ernment, is Butler not equally a culprit" in haying provided portions of thir ajmie with araxaubitioh, stores, medicines, food, and other essentials of warfare " giving them aul and comfortt" Giving aid and comfort to an enemy is one of the defined conditions of treason 1 Butler is guilty of it. If they are traitors so h he, If they should "be hung, to should he; only, he should be swung pji cubits higher, for' their treason, if it was treason, was open, bold and uncovered ; hi was covert, stealthy, treacherous and infiU mous to the last degree. Empire. IAq Cattle Weight hj Heaspt-ft The only instrument necessary is s measure with feet and inch marks upon it. The girth is the circumference of thq animal, just behind the shoulder bladesl The superficial feet are obtained by mul tiplying the girth and length. The fol lowing' are the rules to ascertain thp weight of the animal; . "" If less than cne foot in girth, multiply superficial feet by eight. . j. it less than three and more than one. multiply superficial feet by eleven, i if less than five and more than three, multiply superficial feet by eixteeij. ;' ' If less than seven and more than five,, multiply superficial feet by twenty-three. It less than elcyen and more than nine, multiply superficial feet by fortj-tV"- .hxample : cuppose the girth of a bul lock to be six feet three inches ; length! live leei eix incnes; ine supernciai area will then be thirty-four, and in accor dance with the preceding table, the weight will bp seven hundred aud'eightyi two pounaa. 'Example: Suppose a pig to measure in girth two feet, and length, one fooi nine inches. There would then be three and a half feet, which multiplied b j ejeven. gives imrty-eigni ana a nau pounas as 3 weight of the animal wnen dressed. In this way, thp weight of the fourquar ters can hi substantially ascertained dur ing life. ' ' 1 ' ' ! " Horrible Tragedies. Arthur Wil liams, his wife, and two daughters, were re cently murdered in lvome, Georgia, : wo fxpedmen committed the murder, and hey have "been arrested. One confesses thj& after wounding Mrs. Williams he ravished -her. His accomplice kilted the' father and daughters with an ax. The object' of the negroes was money, but they found none- It was difficult to restrain the peo ple from inflicting summary punishmon upon the freedmen. they were commiW ted to await due prpsess of hir. ' r" ' Well Said. A Memphis paper, speaking of John Morrissey, who was re centfy electpd tp Congress in New York, pn the Democraiio ticket, says: "He is not a drunken bully, like Chandler, sot t drunken fanatip, like Tates, nor a drunk en' idiot, liko Spragup. Io is not a blackguard, liko Ipgersoll, a poor CravenJ liko"Qrinnel, an impracticable ass, likp (galena Washburne, nor a beast nor a thief, like the probably Cpngressiaaa But? ler.". ". " . - : ; The girls in Michigan are taking deci sive measures with the undecided young men. One of them asked a young man; when he intended to marry her. Thp young man said hp was not on tho marry, and she broke a teapot, filled with boiling water, over his head, bhe was of course. " The Chicago Rejpublicanm pne column, eulogises Butler as one of the greatest Bolf diers and as the greatest Amcripan states man of the day and in the next column denounces Sherman as a' more dangerous 'traitor than thp'pr.esident, and as aa ego tist, who" without' ability, aspires to act the part of a statesman t " John C Campbell, of Rock Island Illinois, has sent' 10G to Treasurer Spinr nerV saying: " " ' ' . ' ' 51 senoj f hp first three years' bounty anej will senci you my special as soon aa I can." want no bounty for' shooting at men.'? : Accordino. to reports made by"archi? tects and builders, over .8,000 new build ings have been erected in Chicago during the past year, valued at nearly seven mil lions of dollars. J. i ; ' : -iuv'i ' Must. Wendell Phillips says he was wedded to truth and philanthropy when a boy. He must have become a widower says an ex change,, when quite young. - , , : A Jusr Punishment. spy accus tomed to: peep through : the key - holes to watch the movements of Fenians in Eng land has become "blind of the, right eyo. Tite 'death is announced of M Mane, the last's d'rvivor of -the Trench fleet at Trafalgar. ; mq was then surgeo uu i j the r6rm"-dablc. .... t ....: I