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PORTLAND, SVM1AY. FEB. 16. 1908. THE WORTHLESS AEDK2CH BILL. The AUlrlch currency bill ought to be rejected. Better nothing at all. It simply proposes to increase the vol ume of the same kind of notes we have bond-secured notes, which are sure to be congested or cornered, and to cause other panics. In an emer gency there is no movement of this kind of currency. It piles up; it Is hoarded; it aggravates the very diffi culties it creates. It becomes an im movable mass. It is secure, because it is founded on bonds, and in times of stress It goes into hiding places, to wait till the trouble blows over. Not so with a bank currency based on bills that represent staple commodi ties, moving in the world's markets. Such currency must keep moving. But it in absolutely secure. To increase the present volume of currency would mean merely conges tion of it again, as heretofore, in the great financial centers of the East, leaving the West and South in straits, as heretofore. But a rational cur rency, founded on securities that rep resent leading marketable commodi ties, would be dispersed throughout tho country where the commodities are grown and the banking is done. The redemption of the notes would be absolutely curtain; it would follow or attend the payment of the commercial paper deposited as security. There would be, besides, a gold reserve, to assure the integrity of all transactions. A commercial bank cannot carry fixed securities, except in a small way., Its securities should be of the mova ble kind good commercial paper, surest securities of all. Thus, and only thus, will it be possible to avoid theso periodical currency famines a cause and consequence of our panics, the like of which are not seen in other commercial countries, because they avoid the conditions that produce them. JOINT-RATE VICTORY. The decision of Judge Hariford, in the Joint wheat rate case, will occa sion but little surprise among those who have taken the trouble to exam ine into the merits of the suit. The : manifest injustice of compelling the Portland road, which had displayed I sufficient enterprise to build into the i wheat belt, to turn the cream of its traffic over to a competing road which ; had not built' into.' the territory the j Puget Sound milling trust sough't to invade was so great that but few took ! the trouble to examine the lppnl ctasna ' of the matter. The .decision was based on the specific requirements of the Washington constitution, which demand that the Legislature pass laws establishing reasonable maxi ' mum rates, and .that any attempt to shift the ratemaking power to a com mission or other body not provided for by law was clearly in violation of the constitution. This feature of the case was, of course, sufficient to jus tify the court in ruling against the f Railroud Commission in its attempt to usurp the powers of the Legislature, but there was an even higher princi ple of right and Justice involved, which, if properly understood by the people and the courts, would alone have, been sufficient to condemn the joint wheat rate. Had the court de cided in favor of the Railroad Com mission and ordered in the joint rate, the result would have been the de struction of the milling business throughout the territory affected. It would be a financial impossibility for many of these mills to buy a year's supply of wheat early In the season, with the' possibilities of a falling mar ket bankrupting them before the year's supply was ground into flour. With the joint rate in force, the Puget Sound millers could make such in roads on their available supplies, be fore buying a single bushel in the pro tected Puget Sound territory, that the O. R. & N. miller would be obliged to close his mill very early in the season. The growers In O. R. & N. territory would gain nothing by this early spurt, and those in Puget Sound territory would be heavy losers, for, after se- curing stocks in O. R. & X. territory, the milling; trust, which was demand ng the joint-rate order, would have i the growers In Puget Sound territory at their mercy. It was unfair to the railroads, for it would have forced the O. R. & N., with a 300-mile line which It had built at great expense, from Portland Into the disputed territory, to take a ten or twonty-mile haul to a junction point, on the traffic its own enterprise had developed, and turn the long: haul to the coast over to a competing; line. Viewed from any standpoint, the joint-rate order was so monstrously unfair that it is a won der that the Washington Railroad Commission had the audacity to at tempt to enforce it. WE SHALE ALL BE FREE. There will be no need to vote for any Republican nominee lor the legislature who pledges to Statement No. 1. Any Democratic nominee will do as well. Oregonian. The policy the above Journal is pur suing, together with the help of the old party "bosses' of the Republican party, will go a long way toward giving this state a Democratic government; not necessary a government' by those who cfill themselves Democrats, but by those who prefer the rule of the common peo ple rather than the yoke of political dic tators. Albany Kvcning Herald. "Very well, then. Let us have the yoke of no political dictators but the yoke of Democratic dictators. Let us have no Republican of any author ity, or pre-eminence, or leadership. He would be "a boss." The men sup porting him would be "a machine." Again, let us have no political dic tators but Democratic political dicta tors. The Oregonian has been called a dictator. It quits. By all means, brethren, allow no Republican dicta tors, but follow the Bourne-U'Ren-Bryan-Populistic-Socialistic dictator ship. You will have a happy journey, doubtless. But there are some other Republicans. CKORKK MEREOITH. George Meredith, who stands in un auestioned pre-eminence at the head of English letters, was born February 12, 1S28. He was, therefore, SO years old last AVednesday, and the comple tion of his fourth decade of life was celebrated throughout the English speaking world. George Meredith has never been a popular writer and never will be. for the reason that his books cannot be read without intense application of the mindv The major ity of people who read do not care to apply their minds; their purpose is to avoid thqught. They turn to a book for lack of something more inane. It is a last resort, a forlorn hope, to which .they betake themselves only when there is nobody to play cards with or when it is not convenient to assist at a vaudeville show. Meredith wrote both prose ana poetry. In verse his lyric power has been not unjustly compared with Victor Hugo's, but here as in his hovels, he is not read, because he cannot b understood without hard mental work. Meredith, has been called obscure, like Browning, but the epithet, while it is just enough in the latter case, does not belong to him. . His style is not involved. He does not set him self down willfully to spin out in volved word puzzles for the be wildered reader to unravel if he can. Browning did this, but Meredith nev er. As a rule he prefers short sen tences nd his style Is not only direct, but it is clear as crystal. The diffi culty in understanding Meredith arises not at all from any lack on his part of the power of expression, but from the nature of his thought. He thinks things which are hard to understand; it naturally results that his readers cannot expect to have an easy task in following him. Persons approaching Meredith's fiction for the first time are apt to confuse his elusive narrative with obscurity of style. He seldom tells a straight story, coming out with the ' brutal facts. He makes you aware of them by hints, suggestions and a subtle game of consequences. If one ever gets at his meaning it is by the exercise of acrobatic mental agility, hut the difficulty does not lie in the style. Meredith knows Engrlish as Roosevelt knows politics, and ho plays with the English sentence as the President does with the American electorate; but there is a difference. Meredith plays sportively, with aloof ness and little apparent concern for the outcome, while the President Is in deadly earnest. Meredith is in earnest, too, thougTi he does not let the reader see it. He is always fencing and he loves to make one believe that it is a jest, but it never is. His numerous novels deal with big problems. They are psycho logical and sociological, like all mod ern literature that amounts to any thing, and they face deep questions without shrinking. There is hardly one of Meredith's novels that' would not feel shockingly out of place in our simpering, splnsterish, American liter ature; not one which is not "unfit for family reading." The reason is that they treat serious questions and we have established a convention in this country that nothing serious has any right to a place in religion, science or art. They must all -deal with plati tudinous folly or we call them wicked. "Lord Ormont and His Aminta" is as good as any of Meredith's novels to look at for a moment or two, to see what his books are like. It Is a novel which deals with the same problem as Ibsen in the "Doll's House." An attractive young woman married to a commonplace man is called upon to suiter from his tyrannical selfishness. She endures it for' a while and would very likely endure it forever but for circumstances which awaken her ana lytical powers and set her questioning the right and wrong of the case. Fi nally, like Thorold Helmer in the "Doll's House," Lord Ormont com mits an act of flagrant cowardice. His cowardice is purely social, while Hel mer's has an economic basis, but both come to the same thing and both bring the outraged wife to final judg ment with her husband. Ibsen's Nora in the "Doll's House" tells Helmer in terse, positive terms exactly what she thinks of him, and then departs with her baggage to live in her old home. J Meredith's Aminta does a great deal worse. She leaves Lord Ormont and goes to live in Switzerland with an at tractive young man. Of coarse she Is not married to him. To make mat ters as bad as possible, the young man is head of a school In Switzerland, and it comes about finally that Lord Ormont . sends his nephew . to the school, although he knows who it is that conducts it. Could wickedness go farther? It is but a poor sop to morality that Meredith kills Ormont in the end and Jets Aminta and her pedagogue get married. One may fancy from this glimpse of the sort of tiling Meredith does in his novels that there is another reason of the diseases that the Alaskan In besides the difficulty of his literary I ulans bear about In their bodies are workmanship for their unpopularity. It is bad enough to bo forced to think ; more actively virulent, naving ausu while one is reading; but it is worse ! lute control of these - creatures, the to be forced to defend one's conven- tlonal beliefs at every corner; and since most of us care more for our conventional beliefs than we do for the truth, we naturally shun books where they are assailed. Owen "Win ter somewhere in the Virginian com mits the indiscretion of writing a sen tence or two which the reader must exorcise his mind to undersland. He makes the proper apology and we for give him for once, though a -second offense would be a different matter, of course. But George Meredith not only makes us think continually, but he also throws mud at all our beloved fetiches, and he never so much as hints at an apology for either crime. Who can blame us for not reading his boojis? THE URN OF THE TIDE. Industrial activity is manifestly re turning throughout the country, and within a few months may be expected to be quite normal again. It will not, indeed, be what it was before the October-November panic; for then it was and long had been feverish, ab normal, excessive," and the break was a consequence of overproduction in the larger sense, and of the specula tion and abuse of- credit that always attends efforts of this description. The prosperity of which such boast was made, during a long period before the panic, was not. wholly a normal con dition. Much of it was mere "profli gacy, the reckless expenditure of wealth ob'tained by "floating" all sorts of schemes, under the auspices of I frroa t InriiistriMl nnrl other trusts Tlml wllI not be resumed soon, nor the like of It; yet industry and trade, on rea sonable bases, will be resumed, bring ing surer, if less spectacular pros perity. The country at large has suffered little. Indeed hardly at all. The stress has been felt only in the financial and industrial centers. But It is practi cally over. Every day brings reports of resumption of operations at indus trial establishments ' in numerous places. Some of these are stirring again almost to their full capacity. Others are resuming gradually, and industry in general will soon be alive again. Tet, the wild effort and reck less energy that was pushing in all directions, regardless of risk, will not be renewed, because mere plungers will not be able soon to get at money again. And it is well. One evil, not easily cured, comes from the .prodigality of the past five or six years. It is the enormous in crease of public expenditure and the habit of extravagance in all depart ments of government that have been established with it. The. worst' fea ture of it all is that the people have formed the habit of expecting too much to be done at once, in support of public undertakings. Again, the or ganization and support of official life cost the people too much. There are too many officials for the work to be done. and the expenditure in and about many of the departments is unneces sarily large. The public mind has got into the habit of thinking that "free" things, though requiring thousands and even millions of dollars, practi cally cost nothing. Yet all that comes from the public treasury must be sup plied by individual human effort, in one way or another. Economy, of course. Is not mere parsimony. But It requires care, prudence, hesitation and selection in expenditure, and avoidance of hasty and ill-considered schemes. Every community should take care not to load itself up too far with bonded debt; for it is pay ment of heavy sums, in the. form of Interest, that helps to create the cap italistic monopolies, of whose oppres sions the people complain. Every great municipal work, for free use of the public, multiplies, through inter est, the original cost many times over. This is not to say that all such un dertakings should be refused. But it should teach the deliberation that will count all the cost on the one hand, and enforce caution in the estimate of benefits on the other. In such cal culation there is equal likelihood of underestimating on the one side and of overestimating on the other; for a whole community may overdo itself, as an Individual may. Portland now is talking of further very great public expenditures, to is sue bonds for the money. It presents a condition that demands most care ful consideration. Where, for exam ple, is the high bridge to connect the Peninsula with the central part of the City to be placed? How much will it cost? When is it to be built? Many things are to be settled before the city should commit Itself irrevocably to such a work. Admit, .indeed, that we want it. Shall we begin it now, or soon? . Or wait yet awhile? ' INDIAN DISEASES IX ALASKA. Judge Gunnison, of the ' United States Court at Juneau," Alaska, sounds a note of warning in regard to sani tary conditions in our far Northwest ern territory that it will be wise for the proper authorities to heed. The Indians of Alaska have become so thoroughly infected with the vices of civilization and so permeated with the diseases incident thereto that they represent a race, perishing pitifully and revoltingly, from the earth. They go about at will, scattering the seeds of disease, not only among their own people, but to a greater or less extent among the whites a menace, accord- ing to Judge Gunnison, to all with whom they come in contact. Mission ary effort, though pushed with self denying zeal among these Indians for many years, has been, to ail appear ance, wholly wasted, since they are in far worse condition, physically and morally, fhan when they were practi cally the sole possessors and inhabi tants of the Alaska peninsula. The commercial touch of civiliza tion has been to them the vilest of which it is possible to conceive. As a result many of them are suffering from contagious diseases, the germs of which they disseminate as they wander about like the vagrants that they are, and that their treatment by the whites compels them to be. In this stress Judge Gunnison urges Fed eral legislation that will empower the territorial authorities to enforce sani tary regulations among these In dians, including the quarantine of those afflicted with contagious dis eases. The appeal is one that should be acted upon favorably and promptly. The Hawaiian Islands would long ago have been depopulated but for the j quarantine of lepers. At least some as loathsome as leprosy, and are even Government should exercise Its power in the matter, even to the extent of gathering them together in a colony and maintaining them in close quar antine. BENEFITS OF EIME-SVLPHCR, , During the month of February you can tell an honest fruitgrower by the smell if he hasn't the odor of the lime-sulphur spray about him, he isn't giving the fruit Industry a square deal. This is a test that will never fail. When you meet a fruitgrower this month, stand for a moment on the lee side of him. and if you don't get a whiff of. sulphur perfume, ask him "Why is a San Jose scale?" And don't be offended if the suggestion of brimstone he verv strone. . Don't tell your friend that. he smells like Hades. The fact of the matter is that the true character of .sulphurous odors depends chiefly upon the frame of mind' of the smeller. If you can enjoy good fruit if you are a friend of the fruit industry,- the fumes of sulphur during the month of February will be as sw.eet incense to your olfactory nerves. Only an uncultured, rude and ignorant person would assert that lime-sulphur spray stinks. The untrained sense of smell is no more capable of passing judgment upon the odor of sulphur than is the untrained ear fitted to form an opinion of the merits of grand opera, or the inexperienced taste qualified to declare the virtues of different brands of whisky. To appreciate the fragrance of the lime-sulphur spray, one must not only possess a cultivated sense of smell, but must have a regenerated heart, for, indeed, the use of - spray has its religious aspects. To the mind filled with the true spirit of repent ance, the dissemination of sulphurous odors in February of each year is a religious duty only a little less sacred than the scattering of incense in the temple of Zerubbabel on the day of atonement. Through ignorance or willful neglect, the farmers of Wil lamette Valley have been sinning against the laws of righteous fruit growing. The use of lime-sulphur spray is a manifestation of conver sion and true repentance, with conse quent regeneration Moreover, the smell of -sulphur Is not only a pleasant one to the cult ured nose but. we have no doubt, it is also a healthful smell. Dr. Woods Hutchinson has not yet written an ar ticle on the medicinal value of fumes from Winter spray, but when he shall do so, there can be no question that his opinion will be unqualifiedly In favor of the spray. We all remember what an indispensable remedy sulphur and molasses was in our childhood days, and, since there has been great progress in medical science in half a century, it is a safe prediction that modern authorities on the practice of medicine will vouch for the potency of sulphur in every form. It need oc casion no surprise whatever, if Dr. Hutchinson proclaims that consump tives who engage In spraying' fruit trees experience immediate recovery. Certainly the germs of typhoid, ma laria, diphtheria and meningitis will not live if subjected to the fumes that pervade all well-managed apple or chards at this season of the year. If a little effort were made it is prob able that several hundred testimonials could be secured certifying that go ing bareheaded while engaging in spraying means sure death to the dandruff microbe, and therefore ef fective cure of baldness. Why not? When we were boys sulphur was the recognized remedy for the itch. It is a reasonable deduction that use of lime-sulphur spray will prove to be a good cure for itch for office. WASTED; SELF-HELPFUL NEWCOMERS. Oregon desires, and needs for the development of its vast natural re sources, a large addition to its popu lation. This is a legitimate demand, which is confined strictly to men who have a purpose in life men with families preferred, industrous and willing to lay hold upon opportunity. An unlimited number of men of the agricultural class, for example, with definite purpose; who have been trained in the ways of industry and economy, and who have small means to inveat in land and simple equip ment for working it could find place in Oregon with promise of plenty after a few years. This promise would give place to. abundance and that in turn to competency. Mild climate, a productive soil and a con stantly widening market are the sure ties that nature and conditions have placed upon this investment. Such additions to our population are' very much desired andwe look to the Spring colonizations on trans continental railway lines for a gener ous supply of this class of new citi zens. Our commercial bodies are pre pared to yelcome -and assist by all means in tfleir. power all who come hither with Intelligent purpose and a desire to better their conditions in life. , But of men of the purposeless class, w-ho have simply drifted here with the current of restlessness which has borne them about and about all their lives; men who have somehow imbibed the idea that this Is the moneyless man's paradise, wherein they can make their own terms with the employing force and thereby set tle themselves in soft jobs with such f accompaniments -as short hours and extravagant pay- oi an sucn as tnese Portland has quite enough. Our over supply of this class at present (as in dicated by almost daily appeals for aid for the unemployed and destitute) comes mainly from other cities of the Pacific Coast that have beeij in the booming business, looking to num bers without regard to desirability in the effort to increase their population. Men who have been disappointed in not finding what they sought and what the boomers of other cities promised them, have drifted here in not inconsiderable numbers. It must be said, however, that all of the unemployed In this city at pres ent are not of this class. Many, in deed, wait only the coming of Spring and the revival of out-door industries to get to work. For all such there will be work to do. In the meantime the necessities of life press and temp orary employment for an army of fn dustrious, willing men is sought. Were this month November ' instead of February, the situation would be most distressing; as it is, it is extremely perplexing to those who have been constituted caretakers of the destitute in the city. Taxpayers, "an always dependable quantity," are called upon to come forward to help these men to help themselves. The response, naturally enough, will not be joyous and eager, but it will be without doubt sufficiently substantial to meet exigences of the case. In the meantime let the word go out that Oregon needs population of the industrious class and that for such as these, there is ample room, . abounding opportunity and cordial welcome. LIMBER TRADE PARALYZED. Statisticians who a year or two ago were putting out figures which showed that in" the very near future this country would be living in a treeless age will now have an oppor tunity to revise their figures. The con dition of the lumber trade throughout the United States quite clearly in dicates that production has out-distanced immediate consumption to such an extent that there are more idle sawmills in the United States than ever before in the history of the busi ness. In the Pacific Northwest, the slackening In the business was at first charged to the advance in railroad rates, but since the dullness began to appear in this portion of the country It ha3 become even more apparent in other parts of the United States. In Minnesota and Michigan, where the sawmill -business was nearing its end on account of the supply of raw material being practically exhausted, the lack of demand for lumber has been fully as noticeable as on the Pacific Coast. It now appears that neither of these districts has been as, hard hit as the South. A report Is sued by Secretary E. A. Walker of the Mississippi Pine Association for the month of January, shows that of 81 mills reporting, the average of oper ation during that month was but five days, and the .total production but 8.931,385 feet. Various causes are as signed for this sudden shift in the trade, from wonderful prosperity . to almost complete stagnation, but the pre-eminent and overshadowing fac tor in the decline in business is, of courSe, the recent financial stringency which called a halt on a vast amount of new construction work throughout the country. Cor factories alone were using im mense quantities of lumber in turning out new. rolling stock for every road between the Atlantic - and the Pacific, . and the universal pros perity of the farmers was re flected in new barns and residences which, in the aggregate, called for an immense amount of lumber. Out on the Pacific Coast, there was a big demand from San Francisco to repair the damage wrought by the earth quake, and to meet the requirements of the building boom In Southern California cities. The Orient was also buying considerable stock to rebuild burned bridges and repair other dam age resulting from the war, and down in Central and South' America there was considerable railroad work which required large quantities of ties. Prac tically all of this demand has ceased and with lumber freights to California ports about $5 per thousand less than they were a year ago, the movement is on a very restricted scale. The demand for Oregon fir from the Orient has fallen off and ties for the Central American and South American railroads are coming across from the Orient at prices much lower than any which Pacific Coast mills care to quote. The stagnation of course has its effect on. all branches of trade, but it will not be permanent. It will help keep our wonderful" for ests green a little longer, but in the end they must go. Barns, fences and houses must be repaired and rebuilt, and new ones take the place of the old. Cars, bridges and other lines of railroad work must be renewed, and the timber supply is steadily .getting smaller. For that reason there is a strong probability that when the buy ing tide again sets in, it will flood stronger than ever, and it is a cer tainty that there will come at no dis tant date, a revival in the business, and the Pacific Northwest having the best supplies of raw material, will handle a larger lumber traffic than ever before. BACK TO TICF FARM. Agriculture, in some of its phases, appeals to the young man of brain and muscle in a way at once attractive and full of promise of health, with plenty all along the way and a more than probable competency by the time he reaches middle life. The era in which the boy, disgusted with what was called "farming," hastened to leave the farm as soon as he was old enough, and engage for a living in anything that offered about town, has passed, or is rapidly 'passing, in many of the states that have become pros perous through agriculture. For this change and the wholesome spirit that it has wrought, the National Depart ment of Agriculture, working through agricultural experiments and schools, is largely responsible. Under the old regime the farmer's boy was thought to be sufficiently educated if he had spent three months of the year in the district school between the ages of 8 and 14 years; under the present re gime the farmer's boy, If he is to be come a farmer, needs and gets special training in the State Agricultural Col lege. Passing thence, after a course of four years, he is able to overcome handicaps of soil and climate, to make profitable dairying, fruitgrow ing, stockraising, sheep husbandry, grain farming, or whatever branch of "growing things" in which he special izes, with its by-products. Moreover, he is able to enjoy and does enjoy his work, not infrequently becoming an enthusiast in a certain line, and an authority widely quoted among men of the same vocation. Our state Is somewhat slow in this line, of development as compared with Wisconsin, for example, where dairy ing has made a marvelous advance in the last decade, or Iowa, that fur nishes, by means of its enormous corn crop, more than one-half the hogs that are received at the Chicago stockyards. Both of these states have . excellent agricultural colleges, and the work of these Is vigorously supplemented by "farmers' short courses," farmers' institutes, etc. The Oregon Agricultural College is doing a work that will be widely felt in the next decade a work that has. Indeed, already been evident in the advance made in horticulture, dairy ing, the rotation of crops, etc., that for "many years, and up to the past few years, relatively speaking, were left to the haphazard methods of the former era. Experimental work along these and other lines is made extremely Interest ing to students, and the results are very gratifying. It is said that about 80 per cent of the students of the Iowa Agricultural College go back to the farms after graduation not to sink themselves In the soil that they may wring a bare living from it, as did their ancestors there and else where, but to rise above it through knowing how to make it pay tribute to intelligent, enlightened endeavor. The more we have of this "return to the farm" by young men and young women educated in our agricultural colleges the better for the state and the Nation. So gracious is the cli mate, so generous the soil, .of Oregon, fhat only intelligent effort properly spplled is necessary to make our cul tivated fields redouble their abun dance and turn thousands of acres of waste places into pastures and mead ows. We want more people of the farm ing class; we want more farmers' sbns to take the agricultural course in the State College at Corvallls, and more farmers' boys to stick to the farm, except when they leave It for instruction in their vocation, and more graduates to return to the farm not necessarily the old farm, but to farm ing, in order that Oregon may take her place among the agricultural states of the great Northwest The practical Joke is senseless and utterly indefensible, and the perpetra tor is commonly a nuisance to his friends. At best such an- attempt tp be funny Inflicts anxiety and morti fication upon its victim and gives pleasure of a questionable type to Its perpetrator. It has been known to produce fright that has led to mental and physical ills life-long In their effects, and to cause grief that has found refuge in self-murder. Oc casionally, as In the sad occurrence that took place in a suburb of this city Wednesday evening, it has re suited in the death of the perpetrator. In this case it must be admitted that the man who attempted to play the hold-up joke on his friend, a young policeman, did not deserve the death which was his portion. His offense was not serious enough for that. He, however, took his life in his hands and lost It. No one can blame a man for shooting a self-announced bandit or for not being able, in the dark to see that a friend was trying to play a joke on him. While the death of a worthy citizen is a matter of regret, and the more so when, as in this In stance, yhe left a wife and large family, the young officer who answered with his gun, when called upon to throw up his hands in a lonely place, cannot be blamed for the promptness of his response, nor for its deadly effect. He would have been a laughing-stock to his fel low officers, had the hold-up been genuine, as he had every rea son to believe that it was, and had he surrendered his purse without resistance. Truly the Joke h on the joker In this case and It is a grim one Indeed. Public sympathy in the case is divided between the young man who unwittingly shot and killed his friend and the family so suddenly bereft of its head. The loss of the Emily Reed oft the Oregon coast early Friday morning was due to a miscalculation on the part of the navigator. The' disaster is particularly sad, as the sorely beset vessel, after having battled with the storms of the Pacific Ocean -for more than three months, was within a few hours of its destination with all well on board. The Emily Reed was nearly thirty years old and was one of the few survivors of the old wooden vessels that were launched from the Maine shipyards in the heyday of their activity. The captain makes no rdystery of or excuse for the loss of the ship and eleven of Its crew. He states plainly and simply that he had made a mistake in his reckoning and ran his vessel too close In shore. Among other reasons why The Ore gonian objects to Statement No. 1 is this: It .is unwilling to delegate the authority, or to give to any Republi can member of the Legislature, in structions to vote in its behalf for a Democratic United States Senator. When it desires the election of a Dem ocratic United States Senator it will "go it straight" for that purpose, on its own account, using the regular and Constitutional method not making such a fool of itself as to pretend or suppose that party can be abolished. It is an insult to a Republican mem ber of the- Legislature to try to make him vote for a Democratic Senator, and to a Democratic member to try to make him vote for a Republican Senator. ' Thq old era of. the horsepower streetcar is recalled by an order of the superintendent of the New York City Railway Company, prompted no doubt by the Humane Society, that streetcar horses must be supplied with blankets in zero weather. This leads to the suggestion that the order be extended to include the shivering passengers of the slow and frigid cars. While the humane spirit prevails why not im prove the occasion to the benefit of all concerned beast and human by dis continuing the use of horsepower en tirely in moving streetcars? Grandpa Gassaway Davis doesn't go off by himself, and shun the haunts of men, and peak and pine, because Miss Ashford Jilted him. He is old' and tough, and has left all that far behind him. On the authority of the ..Merchant Tailors' National Exchange, it is bad form to wear cuffs at the ends of trousers. This is not . the final word; Mr. Bryan has not yet been heard on the subject. One man sighs for a Republican leader. Another man declares that any Republican leader will be "a bos3." Brethren, we. surely are "up against it." After March 1, if not sooner, we look for Portland to be on the right side of. the percentage column in the clearing-house table. While Portland is setting out roses next Saturday, maybe some one will think to plant a cherry tree just for auld lang syne. Now that It has narrowed down to Taft and Hughes, the country Is safe for four years from March 4, 1909. However, everybody who is insulted should not try to "lick" the conduc tor. , GRAVEYARD VERSE On a Bachelor. At tlirecs.-ore Winters' end I died, A cheerless being, sole and sad, The nuptial knot I never tied. And wish my father never had. A Dutchman's Epitaph on 11 la Tnria BnhM. Here lies two babes, dead es two nits. Who shook to death mit sguey nts. Thcv was too good to live mit me. So God he took 'cm to live mit lie. A Soutb CaroMim Tribute to Departed Worth. Here lies the boddy of Robert Gordin, Mouth almighty and toath ackordln, Stranger tread lightly over this wonuer. If he opens his mouth, you are gone oy thunder. From LlanflHntnythyl Chiirrhrarrt, Wnlra. Under this stone lies Meredith MorTHtl, Who blew the bellows of our cliurcn- organ ; Tobacco lie hated, to smoke most unwilling. Yet never ro pleased as when pipes he was filling; No reflection on him for rude speech could be cast. Though he made our old organ give many a blast. No puffer was he, though a capital blower, He could fill double G, and now lies a note lower. Hoireir Kpltnph on fhnrlra I. So fell the royal oak by a wild crew Of mongrel shrubs, that underneath him grew; So fell the lion by a par k of curs: So the rose withered 'twixt a knot of burs; So fell the eagle by a swarm of gnats: So the whale perished by a slioal of sprats! Humplirej- Cole. Here lies the body of good Humphrey Cole: Though blac k his name, yet spotless- is his soul: But yet not black, though Carbo Is the name. Thy chalk is scarcely whiter than his fame. A priest of priests, inferior was to none, Took heaven by storm when here- his race wu.3 run. Thus ends the record of this pious man: Go and do likewise, reader, if you can. On a ToinbMtone tu fw Jerary. Reader, pass tin! don't waste your time On bad biography and bitter rhyme: For -hnt I am, this crumbling clay, Insures. And what I was. is no affair of your! From a ;rartone In Enex, Kntcland. Here lies the man Richard, And Mary It is wife. Whose surname was I'rltihard: They lived without strife: And the roson was plain. Thev abounded in riches. They had no care nor pain. And his wife wore the breeches. Kroin Thetffortl Chtireh yard. My grandfather was hurled here. My cousin Jane, and two uncles dear;; My father perished wltli inflammation in the thighs. And my sister dropped down dear! In the Minorles: But the reason why I'm here, interred, according to my thinking. Is owing to my good living and hitrd drinking. If, therefore, good Christians, yfu wish to live long. Don't drink to- much wine, brandy, pin, or anything strong. In a Cuurelijard In Aberdeen, Scotland. Here lies I. Martin Klinrod; Have mercy on my soul, gude God. As I would have on tliine gin I were God. And thou wert Martin F.lmrod. In (hlldfvnll I'arluli, Kuslond. Here lies me, and my three daughters. Brought here by using Chletenham waters. If we had stuck to Epsom salts We wouldn't be in tliese here vaults. In Moretoa Cliurruyartl. Here lies the bones of Roper Norton. Whose sudden deulh ws oddly brought on: Trying one dny bis corns to mow off. The razor slipt and cut his toe off! The toe or, rather, what it grew to An inflammation quickly flew to; The part then took to mortifying. Which was the cause of Roger's dying. Byron's Inncrlptlon on the Monument of Ilia Dor. Near this spot Are deposited the remains of one Who possessed beauty without vanity. Strength without insolence, Courage without ferocity. And all the virtues of mart without' His vices. This praise, which would be Unmeaning flattery If Inscribed over human ashes. Is but a just tribute to the memory of Boatswain, a dog. Who was born a Newfoundland, May. ISO!;. And died at Newstcad Abbey, November 1. 1808. MICH IN LITTI.K. Coleridge says that Noah's ArK affords a .fine Image of the worlJ at large, as containing a very few men, and a great number of beasts. The boxes which govern the world are the cartridge-box, the ballot-box, the jury-box, and the band-box. There are certain things upon which even a wise man must be content to be ignorant. "I cannot fiddle," raid Themlstoeles, "but 1 can take, a eity." Sire Tnomas Overbury said of a man who boasted of his ancestry, that he was like a potato the best thing be longing to him was under the ground. "Go and see Carlini" (the famous Neapolitan comedian), said a physician to a patient, who came to consult him upon habitual depression of spirits. "I am .Carlini," said the man. In the works of Prof. Thomas Cooper It is said. Mankind pay best, 1. Those who destroy them, heroes and warriors. 2. Those who cheat thorn, statesmen, priests and quacks. 3. Those- who amuse them, ns singers, actors, dancers and novel writers. But least of all, those who speak the truth, and instruct them. An illustration of false emphasis Is supplied by the verse, (I. Kings xiii, 27,) "And lie spoke to his sons, saying. Saddle me the ass." And they saddled him. When Mr. Pitt's enemies objected to George III that he was too young, his Majesty answered: "That Is an ob jection the force of which will be weakened every day he lives." The clock that stands still, points right twice in the four-and-twenly-houi-s; while others may keep going continually, and be continually going wrong. The Mexicans say to their new-born offspring, "Child, thou art come into the world to suffer. Endure, and hold thy peace."