18 THE SUNDAY OKEGON'IAN, PORTLAND, DECEMBER 23, 1906. BOLDLY GRAB FOR CLERK'S SALARY Members of the House Provide Money ShSlI Be Paid to Themselves. FUN ABOUT NEW SPELLING l.acry. Slade Independent by Defeat, Attacks Roosevelt Grosvenor Causes Laugh on Champ Clark, the Purist. OREGON I AN NEWS BUREAU, Wash ington, Dec 22. The House of Repre sentatives inserted a very unwise para graph in the legislative appropriation bill last week in regard to the salaries of clerks to mrtmbers of Congress. This paragraph very properly Increased the salaries of clerks from 11200 to $1500 per annum, but went on to de clare that the clerk hire should be paid to members and they could make such disposition of it as they deemed proper. The Senate does not sanction this prac tice. Clerks to Senators are on the Senate payroll, and are regularly paid by the disbursing office. In this way the clerk gets the Balary allowed him by law. The House has made it not only possible but legal for members of Congress to draw 11500 a year for clerk hire and retain the full amount if they so desire. , Not many men will save the entire amount, but a vast majority will save considerable out of their allwwance, and hire clerks at $40 or $60 a month, retaining the balance for themselves. This legislation Is purely a salary grab that ought to be defeated. It Is a notorious fact that fully Sn per cent, of the members of the House hold back a part of the clerk hire now allowed them, and clerks who under the pres ent law are entitled to $100 a month receive in many instances not more than half that amount. The enactment of. this grab into law will not tend to create sentiment favorable to an in crease in the salaries of Congressmen. Defeat Makes Them Hold. It is remarkable how bold members of Congress become when they know they re serving their last term. A. number of prominent Republican mem bers of the present House who were defeated at the recent election nave exhibited remarkable independ ence since Congress assembled. Repre sentative t-acey. of Iowa, heretofore a mild follower of the. President, made a speech denouncing the President's spell ing reform. A member Interrupted him t ask if it would not be proper to print the messages of the President ex actly as they were originally written. Mr. Lacey made this vigorous reply: "The President can write his mes sages any way he wants to, but, When they are printed. Congress should re niiire the public, printer to strictly ob serve the spelling of the standard dic tionaries." Before his defeat Lacey would not have dared to utter such a statement; he would not have taken Issue with the President on anything. Representative Grosvenor, of Ohio, another one of the defeated, alluded to tills fact in a humorous Bpoeeh on the spelling reform. "There is no man," said he, "who can legislate with the same degree of intelligence and the same degree of Independence as can the fellow who Is about 'to go out of office. We who are about to retire are not concerned over the bluster of some walking demagogue in the form of a walking delegate. What a wonderful tiling it is at the end of a long career of devotion to public duty to be able to look in the face of the critic who denounces you and invite that gentle man to go to any place, hot. or cold. There is something about it that is refreshing to any man. Therefore, I think that this House should pay espe cial .attention to the suggestions that I myself and a number of other dis tinguished gentlemen will make to you 'during the next 60 "or 70 days."' Grosvenor's Joke on Clark. Karlior in the debate Champ Clark of Missouri had poked fun at Grosvenor be cause of his peculiar pronunciation of the word "does." charging Grosvenor with pronouncing it as if spelled "doos." Gros venor' wife had ' no sympathy for him when he told her of Clark's criticism. Telling of the incident later. Grosvenor related the following: "1 told my wife that the mispronounc ing of words comes from lapsing into ancient habits. Sometimes even the best educated men made slips. My wife deep ly regretted that I had been made an example in the House of Representa tives, so I said to her: " "A much greater man than I once perpetrated a much worse thing than' that in the -House. " And as he told it lie: looked straight at Clark. " 'I said that one of the best educated men in the House, who boasted that he had been the youngest president of a. college up to that date, grew a bit excited in dis cussing the pay of school teachers in the IMstrlct of Columbia, and suddenly burst foxth with this remarkable bit of eloquence: " ' Mr, Chairman, I hain't got no use for nobody that is in favor of cutting down the wages of Vschool teachers!' " Then the House enjoyed a laugh at the expense of Clark. . '" Grosvenor further discoursed upon the peculiarities of pronunciation. He said that pronunciation was frequently gov erned by localities. For instance the New Englander pronounces . the word "certainly" as If it were spelled "sutten y.V VG to Missouri and the word is pronounced"sartin," "and," added Gros venor, "you go to the Speaker of the House, and he will say 'cert,' and there you have got the whole country covered. So-, you see, a man is not to be censured because of any peculiarities in his pro nunciation." Dubois Spoils His Chance. Senator Dubois of Idaho, who retires to private life on March 4. misrht stand a good chance of appointment to some position in the diplomatic service If he would quit Tiis unjustifiable criticisms of lhe President. Dubois, thougli a Demo crat, has been of considerable aid to the administration In establishing forest re serves In Idaho, and moreover has shown ability during his long term In Congress. The President has taken care of less prominent and less deserving Democrats upon their retirement from the Senate, and, might have done something for Du bois. But the Idaho Senator feels keenly hiR defeat at the recent election and in expressing his resentment has gone out of his way to attack the President and accuse him of being a Mormon sympa thizer. If the criticisms were Just, it would not prejudice the President, but the charge is without foundation, and the probability is that, when Dubois leaves the Senate, he will not receive any po sition in the gift of the President. . WHERE HELP IS. NEEDED Suffering 'Among Class Known . as the Genteel Poor. . ' ' Minneapolis Tribune. A satirical writer gives the experience of a young woman who started out to be a philanthropist. Her idea was to go and live among the poor and minister to their wants. She accordingly sought out a district in the famous lower East Side of New York, where she had been told that the poverty was something fierce. Stepping off the car with a load of bundles, with a dis tinct shock, she saw, instead of obtrusive misery, smiling faces turned toward her on every side. The dense mass of people seemed not only Contented, but happy. Not to be balked, however, she made diligent inquiry for cases of destitution. After much search she found a widow who had been left penniless, with several small children. But on reaching the widow's unpretentious but comfortable flat, the Interloper was sternly, ordered off by several young women who. were busily engaged in cooking the widow's dinner, cleaning up her rooms, doing her sewing, reading to her, etc. "This case is taken." they said. "You'll have to look somewhere else." It turned . out that there were more Investigators and relievers than there were cases of ' CATHERINE ROBISON LIVES IN THE FIFTH lb!Sbahafiwtwfliifltfi ftst 71 yi telCMA v n !; PHOTOGRAPH TAKEN AT HOME OF HER SON. JOHN ROBISON, OF WHEELER COUNTY. 'i.OST VALLEY, Or., Dec. 22. "Grandma" Catherine Robison, of Lost Valley, Wheeler County, and three generations of her descendants are shown in the accompanying picture, which was taken at the home of her son, John Robison. a prominent farmer of Wheeler County. Only, a small pro portion of her offspring are in the picture, as she has a number of children of the fifth generation living "in the Middle West. Mrs. Roblson's official ago is given as 94, but she claims that an error has crept in, as she can clearly remember the ovations given General Jackson when he returned, from his victory at New Orleans In 3815, and she was ' quite a young woman when "the'stars fell' in 1833.,' She says she never had a doctor attend her but once in her life, and then she threw his medicine , 'out of the window. Except for falling eyesight she is hale and hearty and InsistB In taking a share of the housework for her recreation. She Is ft native of Pennsylvania and was for many years a resident of the vicinity of Hillsboro. , poverty to be relieved., The competition of the philanthropists was fiercer than the suffering. So our young woman con cluded that since the poor were evidently over-ameliorated she would turn her at tention to the amelioration of the rich. Going to the fashionable quarters of the city she was more successful. She found much unhappiness, and after careful study she evolved a plan of relief which embodied, among other things, legisla tion to obviate the hardship of compelling a residence in one of the Dakotas in order to secure divorce. She suggests that resi dence might be allowed to be establlsbed vicariously, by a maid or a man servant; also legislation to segregate more com pletely the possessors of great fortunes and prevent the rabble from aping their manners. This Is all very amusing as a satire. There is no doubt that publio and private charity nowadays provides quite effect ually for cases of known abject poverty. The airs and Immoralities of the vulgar rich are sufficiently flagrant. But there Is still a large field of work for genuine benevolence. The most acute suffering from poverty will undoubtedly.be found' among the class usually termed the genteel poor. Those who ask for alms will easily get them. But there are many who have seen better days who have been used to refined surroundings, who havy met with reverses or fallen behind In the fierce race of busi ness or professional competition, who are too proud to beg. . Some of them conceal their sufferings until brought to the last gasp. The best relief that can be given to people of this character la to offer them honorable remunerative employment. Em ployers .engaged in the keen competition of modern life will usually reject the serv ices of the unsuccessful and unfortunate. There might be an organization in all large cities to reimburse employers for giving such people a trial, or' to provide special work for them. It would be better than giving them the money outright, and would cost no more. The country is so prosperous that its charity 1s abundant. The great need Is to direct. 'it to the channel that will re lieve the most distress with the least humiliation to the recipient. Historic Chesapeake Timbers; Ieeds Mercury. The new British cruiser Shannon, name sake of the Bhip that won the famous duel with the Chesapeake off Boston Harbor in 1813. was launched the other, day. Remnants of the beaten ship still exist today. After the fight the Chesa peake was bought by the Admiralty. Then she and the Shannon were laid up side by side In the Medway, After six years of idleness the Admiralty apparently weeded out of the navy the ships thought to be out of date, and the Chesapeake was sold as old timber for a paltry $2500. Her man ager broke her up, but'.her timbers were used to build a corn mill, which still stands In a '. peaceful little village In Hampshire. And In the timbers of the mill can still be seen the: marks of the shot from the Shannon. v Dead ComM'to Life. . Kansas City . Journal. Edward McElwen, ol Yonkers, lay on the operating table of St. Joseph's Hos pital as dead as a door nail. There was not the least doubt about It. for Dr. Rub lee, with the surgeons and nurses of the hospital, applied every known test, and according to tfie official terminology of hospitals the house surgeon certified that the patient "had ceased to breathe." There the dead body lay stiff and cold for half an hour. Then, to the surprise of everybody the "dead man moved and whispered'"For God's sake give me salt!" Salt was injected, artificial respiration started, and Edward McElwen, of Yon kers. came to life. He . afterward ap peared in the Police Court, .tall, strong and as healthful as ever, no longer a mur dered man, but a living miracle. WILL RACE IN AIR Many Entries Expected for In ternational Balloon Cup. ST. LOUIS MAY GET MEET Six Balloons Being Prepared ' for. American Competitors and Contestants Are Busy' With Experiments. Assurances have already been re ceived by . the Aero Club of America that 12 foreign balloons will be sent to-this country next year for the sec ond contest of the Gordon-Bennett In ternational Aero-Nautical Cup, says the New York Times. The challenges from France and England were received some time ago, each country entering the maximum limit of three balloons. Last week word was received from the TO HAVE DESCENDANTS . GENERATION Aero Clubs of Spain, Belgium and Italy stating that, each of those countries would bo represented by two balloons with the possibility that a third' will be added later. Two other countries, Germany and Switzerland, are eligible to compete. Switzerland did not entei the last race, but Germany, In view of the great interest aroused in that country under the patronage of the Kaiser, is sure to be represented, .and probably by three balloons. With the American entry of three barlloons, " 15 I balloons are now virtually assured i starters, and when official word is re- ! ceived from Germany the number will 'doubtless be increased to 18. . In the recent cup contest 16 balloons started, so the coming event in this country will be of wider interest and importance. It was learned last week that Knabenshue and Leo Stevens -are both at work on new balloons, which will be ready for tests early In the season as prospective competitors in the race. Three members of the Aero Club are also making arrangements to have large balloons ready.- While no definite site has been se lected yet for the big race, It will prob ably be In St. Louis. A delegation from the club will visit that city with in a few days to study the gas facillr ties, and see what arrangements can be made possibly in the outskirts of the city, for erecting an aerodome and obtaining a large amount of coal gas for tilling in a short time. As St. Louis occupies- a central position, ad vantage can be taken of the windMn whatever direction it may be blowing on the day of the contest, and a long Journey under safe conditions may be made. Lieutenant Lahm in the Euro pean contest, covered 415. miles. SIgnor Alfredo Vonwilier. o? Italy, was sec ond, with 300 miles, and C. S. Rolls, of England, who is now In this country, was third. Just a - shade under 300 miles, while Count de la Vaulx, of France, was fourth. All of these men are expected to represent their respec tive countries next season. In fact, Mr. Rolls has told several members of the Aero Club that he" intends to have n larger and more satisfactory bal loon for the next cup race, and he Is making a careful study of balloon con ditions in this country. Lieutenant Lahm's balloon, named thd United States, will be shipped to America this month; and will form one of the important exhibits of the Aero Club at the December automobile show. The Gordon-Bennett' cup will also be on view, while models of all. kinds of balloons, illustrating , aeronatutlcal progress, will be more complete than was the case last year. One of Santos Dumont's air ships Is being sent over, and some of Professor Alexander Gra ham Bell's kites, showing his latest improvements, will be an object of In terest, Professor Bell is now in Nova Scotia pursuing his experiments, but he is due to arrive in Boston on No vember 22. He will, attend a meeting of the Smithsonian Institution in Washington the following week, and will then come to New York for the show. Patrick Y. Alexander, one of the prominent aeronauts of England, will arrive here about November 24, bringing several exhibits for the show, and Captain Fournler, of the French Embassy at Washington, will proba bly represent France at the meetings, which it is planned to hold here dur ing the first week in December. A. Lawrence Rotch, director of the Blue Hill Observatory, near Boston, who was the delegate of the club at the recent aeronautical conference in Berlin, returned a few days ago, and it is expected that his report will be presented before the meeting tomor row night. Mr. Rotch has been mak ing a number of very careful expe riments with the use of small sound ing balloons to study the currents of the air. Fifty-six- of these balloons have been sent up under his direction. each equipped with delicately record ing Instruments, and 63 have been re covered, v . ' SEW STYLK IN TEXPIN'S. Bowlers JJisplay' Interest in Changes Made in the Game. Bowlers In Chicago are watching with great Interest the effect of the. new 33-game schedule-"Of the Chicago league, which finished last Friday night with two teams tied, the Nationals and the Gunthers. The Mussey bowling or ganization usually has set the fashions In ' the tenpin game locally much . as Paris sets the styles for women, and If the league shows new vim In the next two or' three weeks the seal of approval will be set upon the custom of cutting the championship race in half. - Under the new system, now receiving its first tryout, prizes are paid out at the end of the first complete round, the second round being entirely independ ent, with the exception that the win ners of both the team and individual contests of each round meet in a post season championship battle for extra prizes donated by the league. The idea of paying out- prizes at the half-mile post was suggested for the reason that the men who are left badly In the ruck in the first few series would then be placed on an equality with the leaders in the second half.. The phenomenal record-breaking work of the Llpmans in the Monroe league has been the feature of actual playing the last week, the new records, all of them the best made in Chicago for the present season, are 1178 for high team game, 1113 2-3 for high team av erage, 299 for high individual soore and 248 2-3, made' by Louis Semones also, for high average for three games. These records are within a few pins of the best marks made last year by local bowlers and have caused the pre diction that last year's marks will be passed in all four branches. The Mon roe alleys, and particularly the No. S and 4 drives, on which the new marks were made, have become as "soft" for the good bowlers as the No. 8 and 9 drives in the bear' pit last year, where the Howards made their three world's records. The drives at the Monroe this year are not being shellacked, only oil being used, and this Is thought to in crease the depth of the grooves which make possible the big marks. Bowlers have less than two weeks in wrhich to send in their entries to the city bowling tournament, which takes place at Ollie Leonard's alleys this year, and Secretary Charley Wilson Is get ting back the filled blanks rapidly. Everything points to a big entry list, with the largest cash prize lfst ever of fered by the Chicago Bowling Asso ciation. 'GAG RULE" CALLED PUERILE Public Which Supports. Football En titled to Coaches' Opinions. The resolution adopted by the college conference that In future "no coach, of ficial or player connected with a game should talk about the game with repre sentatives of the press after ' the con test" was a foolish action. It sems in credible that college professors, even hastily, should adopt so puerile a mea sure. The .excuse given is that immediately after -a game things frequently are said, In the disappointment of the moment, which do not look well in print. Even conceding that this be true, and past experience hardly prpves it, as many must have observed the dignity and fair spirit which nearly always characterize the statements made by the principals after big games, is It not foolish to ad mit that -the older men -who serve as coaches and officials at football games may not be depended upon to weigh their statements, when they insist on the players keeping their tempers through two steady hours of fierce hand-to-hand combat? . The public, which turns out 25.000 strong to watch these games,' has a right to know-what the leading persons connected with the game think about it, and it would have been a wise act for the conference-to have directed that such offi cials consider It their duty to make state ments, if requested to do so by the press. There are some' people prominent In sports, like Coach Williams of Minnesota, who. take pride in denying the press in formation, but were such persons in the majority there could be but one result, and that would be football would be given less attention in the newspapers Globe Democrat, St. Louis. .' INCIDENT OF TE OLDEN TIMES Queer Play in Ball Game and Catch er's Quick Decision. Back In the old days, so Dan O'Leary says, they used leather bags to keep the balls in for the umpires' use, the same as they do in the American League now. Therefore what are we about to write is true, says Boozman Bulger In the New York Evening World. "Watch" Burnham was umpiring the game and Tom Evers,. of the old Wash ington Nationals, was at bat. A runner was on first. '"One-Arm Finn" Daly was pitching and Charlie Snyder was watch ing. Daly made a wild pitch and the ball shot by Snyder and Jumped Into the bag. which was half-filled with balls. The runner made a mad dash for second and Snyder, aa quick as lightning! rushed to the bag, grabbed the bail and started to throw. "Hold on there! Nothing doing!" yelled Umpire Burnham: "You don't know which ball you are throwing. There were 13 in the bag." ' Snyder was knocked ' out. He didn't know which way to turn. His wits came to him quickly, however, and he acted in a flash. Rushing to the open bag he put the ball back, snapped the lock and started across the diamond The runner In the meantime was ap proaching third. Snyder met the runner half-way, slapped him on the back with the' bag and called for a decision. "You're out!" yelled Burnham. H figured that as all the balls hit the runner the right one put him out. FEAR WOLVES IN ILLINOIS. Hunter Keports Pack of Five Ani mals Devouring Turkey. BLOOMINGTON, 111. (Special to the Record-Herald.) G. W. Daniels, a traper and hunter, residing near Kil bourne, reported this week that while hunting' he came upon five large wolves devouring a turkey. He fired but failed to kill any of the animals. The report has created considerable concern among residents of the vicinity, as 11 is feared children going to and from school may be attacked. A grand hunt is planned for the holidays. Would Change Shape of Gridiron. "Eddie" Cochems. coach of the.St, Louis University football team, advo cates a change in the shape of the ball. He says that most of the fumbling this season waa caused by the cumbersome shape of the pigskin. It is particularly awkward, he says, for the proper em ployment of the forward pass. As .a remedy he suggests that the ball be made longer and that its diameter be somewhat Increased. He also advo cates a wider field. The labor demand for plantation work in Hawaii has been a rapidly growing one, the number of planta tion laborers having risen from 24,653 in 1897 to 48,229 in the year 190S. DAILY METEOROLOGICAL REPORT. " PORTLAND. Dec. 22. Maximum temper ature. 60 deg.; minimum, 48 deg. River reading at 8 A. M., 11.9 feet; change in last 24 hours, rise 0.7-foot. Total precipitation. 8 P. M. to 5 P. M.. none; total etnee Septem ber 1. . 1806. 19.64 Inches; normal. 17.0S Inches; excess, 2.56 Inches. Total sunshine. December 21. 1906., 4 hours and ' 13 min utes; possible. 8 . hours and 38 minutes. Barometer (reduced te ' sea-level) at 5 P. M.. 30.04 Inches. - PACIFIC COAST WEATHER. - ' STATIONS. Bakr City . Btamarck . . Boise : Helena .... 44!0.0O 18;0.00 4!SW Cloudy Clear Cloudy Cloudy Pt. cl'dy Rain Clear Pt. cl'dy Cloudy Cloudy Cloudy Cloudy Cloudy 14 NE 4::;u.ou 3S 0.00 380.00 SO 0.181 8iE 4SW .Clm, 8 NW 4lNW 4SE IE h&amlooDK. B. 3. c. north Head. ..... Pocatello . . Portland Roseburg ....... Salt Lake City. . San Francisco... Spokane Seattle Walla Walla . . . 4210.00 500.00 50 1 0.00 44 O.OOi 4 W . 4N ' 4INE 12jS 4:SW 4810.10 4()0.00 C4I0.02 3S0.00 jCloudy WEATHER CONDITIONS. The pressure has risen along she Oregon and Washington coast during the last 12 hours and fallen decidedly at K am loops. B. C. This Indicates that the Washington dis turbance Is passing eastward over British Columbia. Light tains over Northwestern Washington have attended this mevement of the storm area. High winds also occurred along the coast, a maximum velocity of 46 miles from the southeast being reporfed from North Head, Wash. Cloudiness pre vailed this evening over the entire district, but no rain was reported except over West ern Washington. No marked changes In temperature occurred. The Indications point to rain Sunday west of the Cascade Mountains, and rain or snow east of the range. WEATHER FORECASTS. Forecasts made at Portland for the 28 hours ending midnight, December 23: Portland and vicinity Rain; southerly winds. Western Oregon and Western Washing ton Rain; southerly winds. Eastern Oregon. Eastern Washington and Idaho Rain or snow. L. LQDHQ1.Z. Acting Local ForcaMr. ; CLASSIFIED AD. RATES "Booms." "Rooms and Board." "House keeping Rooms." "Situations Wanted," IS words or less. 16 cents; 16 to 20 words, CO cents; 21 to tS words, 5 cents, etc No dis count for additional insertions. UNDER ALL OTHER - HEADS, except "Tfew Today," 30 cents for 1 words or less, 18 to 20 words, 40 cents: 21 to 25 words, 60 cents, etc. first Insertion. Each additional Insertion, one-half; no further discount un der one month. "NEW TODAY" Vgange measure egate). IS cents per line, first Insertion; 10 cents per line for each additional insertion. ANSWERS TO ADVERTISEMENTS, ad dressed care The Oregonlan. and left at this office, should always be inclosed in sealed envelopes. No stamp is required on such letters. t The Oregonlan will not be responsible for errors in advertisements taken through the telephone. . MEETING NOTICES. A. & A. S. RITE Members are requested to attend the funeral of Brother -Henry E. Ankeny, 32d degree, at Scottish Rite Ca thedral, tomorrow at 1 P. M. By order. PRESIDING OFFICER. ANNUAL T. P. A. BANQUET The trav eling men will give another of their famous banquets at tne Hotel Portland Saturday evening. December 20.. Manager Bowers is planning to make this occasion the most enjoyable of the many which have preceded it, and a cordial invitation Is extended to all travelers to come and make good cheer.' Good speakers and music. Tickets at office of secretary, 206 -Fenton building. . J. W. C'L'RRAN. Secretary. MACCABEES PORTLAND TENT WILL give a whist party and dance Thursday evening. December 27, in K. of P. Hall. Christmas prizes. Admission 16c. Re freshments. E. M. LANCE. R. K. CBNTENNIAL COl'NCH.. KNIGHTS AND LADIES OF SECURITY, will have Xinas tree and general, good time. All members and fam ines, and friends welcome. December 24, at K. P. Hall, 11th and Alder. Admission free. DIED. CP.I'LLY In this city? December 21, Thomas Oully. aged 24 years. GIBSON In this city, December 22. Mary E. Gibson, aged 80 years. BENSON In this city, December 22, C. Ben . son, aged 46 years. Funeral announcement later. BOYCE In thl city. December 22. William Boyce, aged- 36 years. Funeral announce ment later. CANUTO In this city, December 22. D. Canu to. at 203 Clay street, aged 62 years. Funeral notice later. CANUTO In this city, December 22, Daniel ' I). Canuto, aged 60 years. 7 months, 7 days. Funeral announcement later. FUNERAL NOTICES. FETT The funeral oc Mrs. Margaret Fety will be held from the residence of Emile C. Fety. 247 Grant street, at 2 o'clock this afternoon. Services at grave private. BROWN Mrs. Margaret, beloved wife of H. H. Brown, aged 7 years. Funeral Monday at 10 A. M. from the family residence, .'124 kast 40th street. Interment at Multnomah Cemetery. CHAMBERS Friends and acquaintances are respectfully Invited to attend the funeral ser vices of Eliza J. Chambers, which will be held at the chapel of J. P. Flnley & Son to day at 4 P. M. . Interment at Salem, Or. ANKENY In this city, December 22, Henry Fl Ankeny, aged 02 years. Friend and ac quaintances are respectfully invited to at tend the funeral services, which will be held at the Scottish Rite Cathedral, Mondav. De cember 24, at 1:30 P. M. Interment at River view Cemtery. PATTON In this city, December 22. 1006, at 2 14th St., Robert Glasgow Patton, aged 48 years, 7 months and IS days. Friends are respectfully invited to at tend the funeral services, which will be held at Holman's chapel, corner Third and Salmon sts.. at 1 P. M., Monday, De cember 24. Internment Lone Fir ceme tery. TODD The funeral services of the late Charles Todd, who . died in this city De cember 21. will be held at the St. Fran cis Church, corner East Eleventh and Oak streets, today at 1:15 P. M. Interment at Mount 'Calvary Cemftery. DUNNING. M'ENTEK GILBAUGH Suc cessors to Dunning 4e Campion, undertakers nd embalmers; modern in every detail; 7th and Pine. Miono Main '480. Lady assistant. ERICSON UNDERTAKINU CO., 409 Alder st. Lady assistant. Phono Main 61S8. EDWARD HOLMAS CO., Fnnerai Direct or, 220 3d st. Lady assistant, l'hone M. 607. ZELLER-BYRNES CO., Unaertakers, Em balmers, 273 Russell. East 1088. Lady ase't. J. P. KIN LEY SON. Funeral Directors. No. 161 8d St., cor. Madison. Phone Main S. F. S. DUNNING, Undertaker. 414 East Alder. Lady assistant. Phone East 62. PIANO STUDIO LOUIS H. BOLL New class method especially for children at reduced rates. 842H Washington. ORIENTAL CARTED TVOKT, 14 TH t... Mexican Drawn work Co. NEW TODAY. PORTLAND HEIGHTS--THREE OF THE most sightly lots on Portland Heights, near Observatory, $6300. F. J. Fording, 412 Stearns bldg. Phone Main .1671. BUY A LEXINGTON HEIGHTS LOT. 60x lOO feet, on the carllne; charming view of city; $50 cash, balance $10 monthly. B. S. COOK A CO., 251 Alder St. HAVE 2O0O CASH TO INVEST IN INCOMB bearlng property, real estate or otherwise. Apply C 8,eX)regonisji. NEW TODAY. Portland Auction Rooms A-SCHUBACH, PROP. AUCTION SALES Tomorrow. 2 P. M. FURNITURE, ETC. We have a grand assortment of ma hogany, black walnut and quartered oak furniture of every description. Just suitable for the holiday season. A very fine piano, also OFFICE FURNITURES, such as typewriter roll-top desk, - book keeper's desk, plain roll-top desks, self change-making cash registers (new), and a thousand other items, all to be sold to the highest bidder. Toy and Picture AUCTION SALE Tomorrow, 7:3.0 P. M. . 211 FIRST ST. FURNITURE AUCTION SALES AT 211 FIRST ST. WEDNESDAY, FRIDAY At 2 P. M. Each Day Great Grocery AUCTION SALE Thursday Next, 10 A. M. . 80 N. SIXTH ST. Forced out of the premises. This Is a complete stock, fresh and clean. Fix tures and all must go to the highest bidder. Coffee mill, showcases. &o-foot counters and shelving, scales, oil tanks and all the 1000 and 1 items found In A F1RST-C'IASS GROCERY STORE. Goods will be sold retail at Ms cost price up to day of sale, so take advantage of this opportunity. . C. ti. FORD, Auctioneer. ; 1 WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND SHALL BE GI,AD TO MEET YOU AT BAKER'S AUCTION HOUSE, ' COR. ALDER AND PARK STREETS. TOMORROW (MONDAY) At this time we shall offer for public auction a very fine oak folding bed, with French plate mirror front: quartered oak pedestal dining table and set of chairs, fancy rockers, parlor couches, box couch, good body brussels carpet, parlor tables, large library table. Vernis Martin and enameled iron beds, best springs and mattresses, pillows, dresser and chiffon iers in maple and oak: quilts and other bedding, cook stove, kitchen table and other effects. Sale at 10 o'clock tomor row, Mondav. BAKER & SON., Auctioneers. - ON THURSDAY Next we shall offer household furniture, carpets, rusjs, etc., far various con signors. Sale at 10 o'clock. BAKER & SON. Auctioneers'. Auction Sales By 3. T. Wilson AUCTIONEER Monday.Wednesday, Friday at 10 A. M. each day At Salesroom, 208 First Street Our sales for the three days mentioned comprise a fine assortment of parlor furniture, dining-room and library effects, bedroom and kitchen furnishings; an ex ceptionally fine lot of carpets, linole ums and floor coverings, a stock of new dishes, glassware, cooking utensils, etc.: bedding, table and bed linen; dressers; chairs, rockers, couches, etc.; ranges, cook and heating stoves, gas Rtoves. kitchen safes, treasures and tables, besides all the other items used for modern house-, keeping. NOTE: We pay ash for anything you wish to sell. Phone Main 1S26. J. T. WILSON. Auctioneer. GILMAN Auctionand Commission Co. AUCTION SALE Choice blrdseye maple dresser and chif fonier; beautiful 9x12 rugs: all brass bed stead: costly paintings: Satsuma vases (4 feet in height): Oriental draperies (1 pair); beautiful mirrors. In designs: oak furniture, oak dining chairs, etc.. etc., by auction sale at the Auction Mart, Gil man's. Tomorrow, Monday, 41 1 Wash ington Street 10 A. M. Unlimited. : Be there on time and secure Holiday bargains. Choice paintings bv A. D. Cooper 1KS3, and W. W. Armstrong, now on exhibition. S. N. GILMAN, Auctioneer. Last day of the great AUCTION SALE OF land-Painted China Monday at ' '2:30 and 7:30 P. M. 413 Washington st., between 10th and 11th. S. U N. GILMAN, Auctioneer. HANFORD 6 BLACKWELL CIVIL ENGINEERS Railroads, Power Plants, Industrial Plant 1101 Alaska Building. SEATTLE, WASH. JAPAN BAZAAR $5000 stock of Japanese rancy gooda Must be sold regardless of cost. 68 SIXTH ST.. BET. OAK AND PINE. GEORGE BLACK. PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT. 18 Worcester Building, Phone Pacifio 1807. STEW TOD AT. PORTLAND Is sttrsetlnr mora attention than anv elrv on the Pacific Coast snd is undergoing s MIGHTY TRANSFORMATION snd in th Btxt ten years, will likely make tnora PROGRESS than It has In Its entlr past. The EAST BIDE has the most HOMES, baa the GREATEST papulation. Is growing th most RAPIDLY, and the GREATER PORTLAND MUST and WILL be there. Holladay's Addition Is the geographical 'center or the cltr. and Is the most DESIRABLE) residence district, and much of this will become BUSINESS property. Do not overlook tbeje FACT3 when making Investments, and call and In spect the property, for seeing up believing. The Oregon Real Estate Company 8 Third EL. Room 4. .rortiana. Oregon. Sixth and Davis Streets Quarter block on southeast . corner with two-slory brick and frame build ings for Male nt 1 OO.OOO. 'this property la excellently altantrd In tbe bnslent portion of North Mith street and yields u satisfactory net in come on the price and one that can be increased. Pine Street 40x100 between ' t-'lflh and Slits streets for sale at 44(,000. This prop erty adjoins the Commercial flub and the new Krlede buildings, and yields now i5o per month. RUSSELL6 BLYTH 82H Third Street, corner Oak Street, Washington St 100 Feet Frontage $70,000 East of 16th Street, ' Tenanted by prosperous stores. Fays $4380 yearly, 6 per cent net on price. Values rapidly advancing in this lo cality. E. J. DALY 114 Third Street. . PAYING OVER 9 PER CENT NET. PRICE $8250 Corner lot, 85xW feet;- 2 'first-class houses; nice location. Income $1200 Per Annum On Investment of $12,500 Improvements Hrst-Hass and - up-to-date. Kine corner lot ; fcpfemlid 1 oration. Klrst-class apartment house: pays over 10 per cent net. 4 block, good location. PRICE $37,000 .Choice J block. 52 feet of Washington street. First-class site for family hotel or apartment house; price $6,000.00. J. FRANK PORTER 222 Washington st. upfM.airs, FIRST STREET Quarter-block,' 3-story brick, ' will bring $400 per month; inside lot vacant. $50,000. Wm. B. Streeter 114 Third Street. CORNER East Morrison St. $30,000 RENT $225 A MONTH H. A. CALEF 366 E. MORRISON EAST THIRD STREET lOOxlon, corner of East Couch street. Income $K40 per annum. Good liish, solid ground. Brick on this ground will lease im mediately. Good for manufactory, flats, apartment house, family hotel or rooniiiiR-house. There Is a steady demand for each of the above. Half block at Davis street. Will sell this or build on It for tenant. R. M. Wilbur 110 2d street. $12,500 Business block, near. Steel Bridge, In come J1300 a year. Pays 10 per cent net Can be Increased. F. 0. NortTrup & Co. 211 Commercial Blk., Zd and' Washington. $17,500 Sixteenth Street Buy Corner lot paying 7 per cent net on J2). 00U.0O. 16th street Is rapidly becoming business property. Best buy on the street. Grindstaff & Schalk. 264 Stark. For Rent Desirable residence on Lownsdale street. Apply to W. R. MACKENZIE, ' Worcester Block. Mortgage Loans 5 and (5 Real Estate City and Farm. Insurance in All Lines. A. H. BIRRELL 101 to 20S McKay Bids;.. 3rd and Stark 92000 Wanted. Gilt-edge security. 0 10, Oregonian. $5700 Magnificent residence cite, 100x100, faorlnf vouth. in th nw dslra.b) residence portion of th Wnt Side. Address 8. RASWORTHT. 746 Hoyt tv'treat. Phone Mais 2961. .