8 THE MOUSING OREGOXIAX, SATURDAY, DECEMBKK 30, 1922 CITY IS REVISITED' BY BARON FERSEfi Financial Argument of Last - May Ignored. MESSAGE IS BROUGHT "If You Are Warned Against Unpleasant Things, You Can Overcome Them," He Says. pleted his course of free lectures, Baron Fersen will harvest his crop of students in the "Science of Be ing" at the modest fee of J50 a course. To understand, thoroughly and familiarly, how to vibrate in tune with the infinite, ought easily, to be worth that much. You can become a human radio. The baron says so. . If any of the lecturer's previous pupils in metaphysical instruction, who crudely threatened suit on the basis of a most distressing misun derstanding, were numbered among the audience they did not manifest their presence by a single catcall. The vibrations were on the job. TRIBUTES PI WILSON EX-PRESIDENT HONORED AS HIGH TYPE AMERICAN. The baron returned to his Port land neophytes Thursday, night. Who? None other than Baron Eugene Fersen, late of Moscow, Russia the same that terminated a local course in psychology last May by a most distressing financial argument with practical pupils. They even threatened to sue. No .matter. The baron, large of heart, returned. Lincoln high school auditorium was filled with an attentive and. earnest audience. The- great red curtains of the stage screened the "internationally -well-known scien tist," while an Introducer waxed discursive. Despite the fact that Baron Fersen ia of the Russian nobility,- said this herald, his heart Is that of a thorough-going democrat. Versed in science, metaphysics and psychology, he waived his arlatoc racy and came as a message bearer, as a man. War Hated by Baron. For a moment the psychological moment the baron framed himself in the parted draperies. Then with simple dignity he strode forward, folded his arms and bent his sleek dark head in silent acknowledge ment of the flutter of applause. The baron hates war. He said as much, with a flirt of the hand, a subdued flash of eyes, yet he was attired like a captain of horse all save the Bpurs. Tunic, riding breeches, belt and stiff tan boots. Grave silence, pregnant, fateful. Then the voice of Baron Fersen. The voice of Baron Fersen is wellj enough. The accent of the demo cratic scion of a banished nobility is all that a foreign accent should be. It is distinctive and is sprinkled zestfully with "v" and "d." The charm of such-a vocal attribute was aptly illustrated when the eminent metaphysician, narrating an inci dent of his scientific career, lapsed into the vernacular with "Well, I Eaya Nobody tittered. Neighbor did not nudge neighbor. These little idiosyncracies afe as permlssable to the itinerant scientist as is the pa tent of the true Bostonian upon1 that trenchant noun, "idear." Regard, then, the baron with his arms folded. Mankind of Two Types. Mankind, said he, may roughly be classified in two types the con structive optimists, the destructive optimists. He bade his hearers join the battered but invincible legion of the former and to fit themselves for the fray. Trouble, said he in brief, Is always just around the corner. But if you are a constructive op timist and prepare for trouble you are enabled to deal a telling punch before your nemesis has pulled on the gloves. It is very simple. Theo dore Roosevelt said something, sev eral times, almost to the same ef fect, but not precisely to the same purpose. fc "You know very well," said the baron with a simple but fetching gesture, "that most of the unpleas ant things in, life, if you are warned against them, there is some means to overcome them, but if you are not prepared well there you are " Everyone Grasps Point. Naturally. Everyone grasped the point. There you are, indeed, prone in the lists with a truck horse and his armored rider prancing over your recumbent anatomy. It seemed odd that the baron should be the bearer of such a message, that a palpitant and pusillanimous Portland had been forced to wait until he came to make the matter clear. Not en tirely surprising, however: for. ai Baron Fersen pityingly said, this is the child age of the world. And one had to admit that, some where, somehow, from the deeps of knowledge, he had dragged out the cold truth about candy. Were the members of that intelligent aud ience aware that the national bill for confectionery, for lozenges - and lollipops and the like, is 51,000,000 000 a year? Such he held to be the shameful fact. "You would be surprised to find out," continued our metaphysician, "how much money wa spend for un necessary things, and how very lit tie for the vital things." From wintergreens to war. The baron is prophetic of a world war that will make the late strife seem. ay contrast, the dream of a trucu lent child, n'ke child's nlav. h said. Though it seemed vaguely reminis cent of a thousand declarations, from as many different sources. Baron Fersen concluded that the money spent to finance the whole sale destruction of lives and demoli tion of property in the war with Germany might better have been turned to the causes of humanity and science. And that was very true, of course. . The lecturer turned to scientific topics, to illustrate the potential V magic of the human mind. Aircraft, iradio, terrible instruments of bat ileiwere proof of an insight and an Ingetuutthat if turned into proper channels would redeem the world. Speaking of -the world, it is gov erned by- vibrations. Everything vibrates, and travels and is trans mitted by v'brations." In Europe certain scheming- scientists, m-enar- lng for the initial death blow in the inevitable conflict,' have perfected so the baron said an instrument of such devilish potency that its vibra tory sound waves will demolish an army. As the Assyrians perished. Scattered Snickers Heard. "Stuff cotton in their ears, you will say," smiled the baron. "Ah, no. Cotton will not save them. They will feel, those soldiers, a lift ing, a lifting, a lifting, inside of them, and presently they will be lifted uj into heaven." Curiously enough, for all its tragic import, this appeared to tickle the risibilities of the audi ence. There were scattered snick ers, a few open laughs. "Nothing," said - the baron, "will be left save dead bodies," Certainly Baron Fersen had the rapt interest of his audience in his somewhat elemenetary presentation ot science ana psycnoiogy, it was evident that they understood him, and that to the last of tjfem they knew the way out of tarmoil is through constructive optimism. Al together it was an evening of con siderable uplift. Later, when he shall have cqm- "Man of Destiny, the Great Dem ocrat," Says Colonel Miller ', at Jackson Club Meet. Observance of Woodrow Wilson's birthday in, Portland Thursday night OREGON'S BATTERY A, OLDEST MILITARY ORGANIZATION IN WEST, HONORED BY REPUBLIC OF FRANCE. , BATTERY Jl GETS GRDIX DE GUERRE French Decoration Given to Oregon Artillery Unit. GUARD INSPECTION HELD Fully 900 Portland Men March .by Acting Governor and Staff in Local Armory. Battery A, field artillery, Oregon national guard, the premier mili tary organization of the west witn a 67-year service record that , in cludes three wars, received thus signal honor Thursday night from us, that- she was called Mitzi Hajos, but no one outside her immediate friends could pronounce her last name and so she began leaving it off and now she is known at home and abroad as Mitzi. She has no rivals and no equals as an entertainer in the place she made for herself in the -sun. She is a cap tivating comedienne. She sings with exquisite tone and plays with an artistic soubrettishness and re veals a delicate and sympathetic sense of the drama. Her newest vehicle, "Lady Billy," is one of the delights of several sea sons and differs from "Head Over Heels" as that piece differed from "Pom Pom", and that in turn dif fered from "Sari." This offering is almost light opera and, as is usual in Mitzi' s productions, affords her a rollicking part where she is given ample opportunity to display her rare and splendid gifts and to be constantly seen at her best. Mitzi's public is never so interest ed in what the charming little co medienne ig playing. Rather it goes to. see Mitzi. If she came to us in the most mediocre piece in the world we'd still pack ourselves in to see her -and come away walking on air, humming her gay little songs and visioning for long afterward her lovely little body and her impish smile. . Folk who remember Lotta say that Mitzi is like that. spirited and beau tiful soubrette of early California fe:,Sijf( Vi )M Wi I ii ii I'.W.VrtifH MVi l ifiii Tij I'l rri i ii 1 1 1 ! ill iH i ii hi 1 1 ill pi mi, I j iiiwittUiimiiMiyuMMM'jrii ii'iri iiri'i'ii'i ill, i'i'i 1 11 o Ti 8 i'i n rTo:-::::-. tdi&tfa&ti'rmiipHQi i 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 hi 1 1 1 1 1 1 ii i mi ' 1 '"yj i'i'm'ii ' '"j''"'''' j' nnrtotri.? W 1 i iinU It ill 1 A"' Q 111 365 DAYS Before You Will See Mary Again REGIMENTAL COLORS OF 147TH FIELD ARTILLERY RtCtiiMKVI' UKCORATISD WITH CROIX DE GUERRE AND FIVE -SILVER BATTLE RINGS. by women of the Jackson club amounted to a social function. A big reception was held ifl"the women's parlor of the Portland hotel. Promi nent democratic women of the city did the honors and there were nu merous addresses 'and songs. Tributes paid the ex-president dealt with the diiferent phases of the man's life and he was hoffSTed, not as a democrat, but as an Amer ican of the highest type the country has produced. 1 Mrs. Alice McNaught presided and the' chief address was made by Colo nel Robert A. Miller. Other speak ers were Mrs. Louise Palmer Webber, Mark W, Hearn, Mrs. Mabel Holmes Parsons, Joseph K. Carson Jr., Leona Larrabee, H. W. Starkweather, R. W. Montague and others. Songs were given by J. Koss Fargo and Miss Nina Dressel, with Miss Mary Bullock as accompanist, croup of the Whitney Boys chorus, and others, and in a moment of enthusiasm the whole gathering sang "Carry ,Me Back to Old Vir-ginny." "Woodrow Wilson, although de feated in his great aims, is today the greatest political figure in the world," said Colonel Miller. "Dur ing the most trying hour of world conflict, as well as afterward, Wood- row Wilson stood safe, sane and superb at the crossroads of the cen turies, pointing the way to the world's progress! to the world's hap piness, to the world's peace. Wood row Wilson is the hope of humanity, the man of destiny, the great democrat." the republic of France of the Croix de Guerre. This was but one of the features of the most successful and largest inspection, muster and re view of the Oregon national guard troops since! the war ended.. Fully 900 Portland men, militant and su perbly drilled, marched past Acting Governor Ritner, their commander-in-chief, and the state of Oregon's adjutant-general, Brigadier -General George A. White. Not only did battery A, as the senior organization-- of the 147th regiment of field artillery, U. A., receive this honor from the country whose soil she defended, but tte United States also paid the Oregon battery tribute. Battle Rings Received. Five silver battle rings, denoting days, later generation can find no one with whom to compare Mitzi. She has an- unusual voice, small and honey sweet, and she sings a flood of exquisite high notes, clear as a bell and faultless as an echo. This peculiar quality in Mitzi's voice is always brought out beautifully in whatever songs are written for her. In. this piece the songs are "Just Plant a Kiss,"' a comedy conceit; "Come to Arcady," a plaintive mel ody of infinite charm; 'Good-bye, Good-bye," an exquisite waltz theme, and "If," a character ' Bong which brings put Mitzi's abundant genius for travesty. She is a fascinating clown through much of the piece. posing as the gardener's son, when -she is in reality a countess of lengthy lineage. Poverty stalks abroad on her estates and ' so the five major engagements overseas little countess turns a needed pound VOTERS' FEE INDORSED Clarke Taxpayers' League Favors . . $3 Registration Charge. " VANCOUVER, Wash., Dec. 28. (Special.) The Clarke County Tax payers' league would compel every voter to pay a $5 registration fee before every general election, ac cording to a resolution adopted yes terday'by the league members. The league also indorsed the ac tion of the state meeting of taxpay ers in asking for an increase Of a cent a gallon in the gasoline tax; repeal of the Donahue road law; non-exemption of trucks and auto mobiles from the personal property tax; general reduction of state and county levies and repeal of various levies including the Centralia nor mal levy and that for the capitol building. FUNDS HELD MISAPPLIED Date Set for Trials Following Klamath Bank Failure. t SALEM, Or.. Dec. 28. (Special.) Trials involving- Marshall ' Hooper. John W. Sieman and John Sieman Jr., who have been indicted for mis applieatiSn of funds belonging to the First State & Savings' bank of Klamath Falls, have been set for April 2, according to information received by the state superintendent of banks. The cases will be tried in Klamath county. Indictments were returned against the three men last September, several months after the bank had been closed by order of the' state banking department. The prosecu tions will be handled by L. A. Lilje- qvist, assistant -attorney-general. BOY HIKERS ARE SAFE Hunt Begun for Searching Party Looking for Belated Trio. OREGON CITY, Or., Dec. 28. (Special.) Word from Alfred Row an, son of W. I. Rowan of Gladstone one of three boys believed lost on I.arch mountain, was received by Mrs. Rowan at 3 o'clock this after noon. Rowan, Welland Bradley of West Linn and George Nelson of Jennings Lodge left Tuesday for Multnomah falls. The boys encoun tered a storm and were unable to descend the trail, being forced to go cn over the mountain to Bridal Veil, from where Rowan telephoned his mother that they were safe. The boys did not know that they had Veen listed as missing and now a hunt has been started for a search ing party headed by Rowan's father, with the 32d. division, were . placed on the battery's battle guidon. The regimental colors were the original ones carried in France and returned ' to Portland by the commanding of ficer ot the 147th regiment, to be cared for by -'battery A. The pres entation on behalf of the French government was made 'by Brigadiers General White in a brief and ring ing patriotic speech, in which he reminded Oregon : of some of the services her sons had performed in- war. . ' . ' - - There were 13 separate commands on the floor of the big Multnomah county drill hail last night, and keen interest was shown by the well-filled galleries. It seemed fit ting that the commanding officer at the review should be Lieutenant Colonel Hiram U. Welch, command ing officer of the 186th infantry and of the troops in Multnomah county, for Colonel Welch served for nearly 20 years -dfi commanding officer of battery A. Units Are Listed. ' On the floor Thursday night, in addition to battery A, were compan ies B, E, G, H, headquarters service, howitzer and medical detachment, 162d infantry; headquarters, second battalion, 162d infantry; Gompany A, 116th engineers, company B, 186th infantry, and the quarter master corps. Captain Gay in Command. - Battery A was commanded on the floor by Captain James S. Gay Jr. with Senior First Lielitenant Will iam D. Jackson, Junior First Lieu tenant H. W. Smith and Second Lieutenant . K. D. Dufur. Battery A was first organised in 1866 and will celebrate its 67th anniversary early In February with an annual ban quet, in charge of Captain Lee Clarke. The choix de guerre was given battery A for its three-day heroic battle at Juvigne, France, where it supported a French Moroccan divi sion in attack, and by its terrific and accurate fire so cleared the way as to assure victory. The following, members of the Oregon national guard received service medals' from the hands of Governor Ritner: Lieutenant-Colonel Eueene l2d infantry, 25 years. Major Leo J. A. Pironi. lB2d Infsntrv 20 years. Technical Serpeant Wilfred F. Smith. quartermaster corps, 10 years. Private First-class Thomas W Mann, battery A. 148th field artillery, 10 years. Captain Prank W. Waters. oua.rtr- jn;i6ter corps and signal corps, five years. First Lieutenant Everett B. ijrown, quartermaster corps, five yeara sergeant James M. Baxter, quarter master corps, five years and First-class Sergeant Blwood H. Galiin, company G, lb'2d infantry, five years. Mayor Baker presented trophies for athletic events as follows: Baseball champion, ennual encampment at Camp Lewis, company G, 1621 in- i fartry. . " I Winners of indoor field meet-Flrst ' p:ace, company G, 162d infantry; second ! place, company H, 162d infantry; third place, service company, 162d infacry. I After the military programme the' enlisted men entertained at a dance, while the officers were served at a i buffet luncheon in their clubrooms. i cr two by impersonating the lady ghost who, walks in the castle halls. An American man becomes interest ed in the pseudo-gardener's son and persuades him to go to America and be a concert singer. Which brings Lady Billy still a naughty boy, into a Greenwich village atmosphere and later, atter plenty of- interesting misunderstandings, into the arms of the American man. The production is beautiful in every detail and thoroughly satis fying. The music by Harold Levey is original and every number has a swing and go to it. The plot is both romantic" and delightfully humorous and the comedy is not de tached, but fits in perfectly with the incidents. - Scenically considered and in, rich ness of costuming and in the com pleteness of details oi acting "Lady Billy" fulfills, every claim. Mitzi sings and dances and fas cinates and holds our attention, even when she's off stage. We sit, pa tiently awaiting her reappearance, thrilled and glad just to see her and hear her. " A dozen clever folk stand out in importance and for splendid work. One is Fan Bourke, as an ex-cook in Lady Billy's employ who is ex ploited for her free verse when Greenwich Village finds her. Lady Billy's reunion with her is a gem 'in. comedy. Mark Smith, a delight fur and charming character actor, makes memorable the role of Billy's secretary, given to correcting the English of others. Mr. Smith's pantomime is perfect. Edward Ciannelli, as the zealous swain of the ex-cook, provides much amusement, and lovely Mitzi's hus band, Boyd Marshall, is the American hero, a role he plays with distinc tion. -. " The cast: Lady Billy Four Tom, Thomas E. Fielder; Dick, Charles W. Vaeeler; George, George Thorn; Harry, Sverre Rasmussen. Toe..... -.Mack Xennedy Anastasia Kosiankowsky Fan Bourke Bateson-. Marir Smith Mrs. Wallingford Butler Baventry. . . . , , Vira Rial Eloise . . . Vera Kingston Octet of singing girls Lusia, J3stell Birney; Elsie, Nina Calame; Giadys, Josephine Doane; Helen, Irene Smyth; Hildred. Mabel Stanford: Muriel, 'Jhar lotte LaRose; Edith, Peggy Halon; Frances Mildred Gethins fcenor Manuel Monti jo . .Edward Ciannelli Mile. Viorica Ethel Allis Lancing r quartet Slavaka, Anita ..lon roe; Gaska, Claire Miller: MiriafaKa, Almerita; Vaska, Betty Sipos. Countess Antonio Celestina, Elizabeth, - Selena, Wilhelmina of Pardove tMas- ter Billy) . .. , Mitzi John Smith ..,...', ....Boyd Marshall ?phonse .Charon Gay SECOND BIG WEEK STARTS TODAY 1 Shows at 11 A. M., 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 P. M. with the sunny curls and tawdry tatters, the roguish smile, quaint im pudence and splen did faith of the inimitable Tess. &. :vv m i:; K- - v , ' " , Wv mrnt.mttmm,l 1rtiriill1triilrrHliimiill.Wh-.a,tf i' ' . 'Wii I NEW YEAR'S EVE MATINEE Commencing Sunday Night, 11:20 P.M. See "Tess of The Storm Country" ARY PIGKFORD It-is a picture that fascinates by its sim plicity, captivates by its beauty, enthralls by its countless marvels aepicture so gripping that it hurts, so superb that it awes, so marvelous that it leaves one breathless. "TESS OF THE STORM COUNTRY" By special arrangement with Mary Pickf ord (herself) we are showing: this picture "Won derful" at our regular evening- prices. Every Day and All Day ADULTS mrr 50c -tTTTT TTTT BAT 20c See the Old Year out and the New Year in. Just a Bit Better Just a Bit Different NO ADVANCE IN ADMISSION PORTLAND'S ONLY INDEPENDENT FIRST-RUN THEATRE ON MSHiNCTON WOW ABOVE TtHTH STECHELE'S Blue Mouse Orchestra Harry Q. Mills Organist FIVE RAILROADS N1ERGE SSIAMi LINES SEEKr TO EF FECT ECONOMIES. now issued by the constituent com panies. Of the initial caDital stock $45,880,000 will be cumulative pre ferred and $59,620,000 will be com mon stock. New York, Chicago & St. Louis Corporation to Have Capital of $105,500,000. CLEVELAND. O., Dec, 28. (By the Associated Press.) Consolida tion or the New York, Chicago and St. Louis (Nickel Platef, the Chi cago & State Line and Lake Erie & Western, Fort Wayne, Cincinnati & Louisville, and the Toledo, St. Louis & Western (Clover Leaf), was ap proved here today by the board o directors of the five railroads, rep resenting an authorized capitaliza tion of $105,500,000 and operating 1695 miles of track. W. A.. Colston, vice-president and general counsel of the Nickel Plate, announced. The directors of the roads in the consolidation, sometimes referred to as the "Van Swerengen lines," ap proved and executed an agreement for the unification of the five roads into a, single corporation to be known as "the New York, Chicago & St. Louis Railroad company," and directed submission of agreement and articles of consolidation to a meeting of stockholders of the sev eral companies. The consolidation "will make pos sible economies in operation and general administration, and will en able the roads to compete more ef fectively with larger systems serv ing the same territory and give im proved service to the public,'' Mr. Colston said. - The terms of capitalization pro vide that the consolidated company will be authorized initially to issue $105,500,000 of capital stocks which amount corresponds to the sum of the now authorized capital stock of the constituent companies. Of the total to be authorized it is proposed to - issue immediately $78,967,000, corresponding to the sum of stock Bag Stamp Ruling Modified. THE OREGONIANNEWS BUREAU, Washington, D. C, Dec. 28. Rep resentative Sinnott was assured by the customs division of the treas ury that a way was being sought to modify a recent treasury ruling compelling foregoing manufactur ers of Jute bags to stamp their names on each individual bag in stead of merely labeling each bale of sacks, as has heretofore been done. Individual stamping, it is found, increases the cost of bags about, one-quarter of a cent each. This, the Umatilla county farm bu reau declares, would post Umatilla county farmers a total ot $10,000 ad ditional every year. FATTY'S FRIEND HOOTED LOS ANGELES MINISTERS CRY "THROW jllM OUT." Read The Oregronian classified ads. Co-operative Council Condemns Return of Comedian to Screen on Account of Young. LOS ANGELES. Cal., Dec. 2S. A mass meeting called by the Los An gels co-operative council for bet ter films to discuss the return of Roscoe Arbuckie, comedian, to the screen, was thrown into uproar to day when Evangelist Cuddy, head of a mission, attempted to enter into the debate on the side of Arbuckie. Interrupted by cries of "sit down!" "Throw him out!" and "fanatic!" Cuddy accused the ministers of Los Angeles of meddling in affairs out side their province when they con demned Will H. Hays, chief of the film industry, for his action In re moving the ban on Arbuckie. He appealed to the churchmen to "shake themselves from the mire," and, when his hecklers grew more boisterous asked them to listen to him "as a representative of Jesus Christ." Upon suggestion of Rev. R. P. "Bob" Shuller, president of the min isterial union, Cuddy finally was granted three minutes in which to present his views uninterrupted, after which the meeting peacefully, but almost unanimously adopted a resolution protesting against the re turn of Arbuckie as "tending to lower the standard of right living among, the young of our country." "The wide publicity given the de tails of the orgy in the St. Francis hotel at San Francisco," declared the resolution, "has made the name of Arbuckie synonymous with de bauchery and drunkenness." At the Theaters. . Heilig. " BY LEONE CASS BAER. rTTHE greatest attraction of "Lady X Billy" long before it ever came to town, and again Thursday night ' long betore the curtain went up, was Lady Billy herself, who is Mitzi. 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