20 THE MORNING 0RT2G0NIAX, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1922 SHARING PROFITS , FORD'S Hi 111 Precedent Set in Giving Men $5 Minimum Wage. SCHEME HELD RUINOUS Manufacturer Believes Greatest Good Don&.by Giving More Work and More Pay. .BY S. S. MARQUIS, D. D. (Copyright United States and Great Britain, 1922, North American News paper alliance. Also protected by copy right in other countries of the world. All rights reserved.) CHAPTER XV. It was toward the close of the vear 1915 that I gave up the dean ship of St. Paul's cathedral, Detroit, and took charge of the sociological department of the Ford Motor com pany. I continued in the employ of the company for a period of a little more than five years. The sociological department later known as the educational de partment had been organized early In the year 1914, at the time the Ford profit-Bharing plan, with its ?5-a-day minimum pay went into effect. To Mr. John R. Lee, who or ganized the department and con ducted its work for the first two years of its existence, credit is due, more than to any other one man, for devislng those unique humane policies which attracted world-wide attention, and which gave a prac tical and helpful direction to the philanthropic impulses of Mr. Ford. There is in Mr. Lee a rare combina tion of qualities which were needed at the time in the development of the personnel work of the company. i-ee Man of Ideals. Mr. lord has a way of making great things possible, of opening the door of opportunity for others. And fortunately for him, he has been able in the past to gather about him men who have been able to seize upon these opportunities and to use them in a way that has re flected great credit upon him and upon themselves. If It had not been for Mr. Lee, I am Inclined to think that the sociological work of the Ford Motor company would have taken ito course along lower and conventional lines. He is ft man of ideas and ideals. He has a keen sense of justice and a sympathy with men in trouble that leads to an understanding of their problems. He has an unbounded faith in men, particularly in the "down and euts," without which no man can do con structive humane work. Under his guidance the department put a soul into the company and gave intelli gent direction to the generous thought and will of Mr. Ford and Mr. Couzens toward their employes. Mr. Lee must be credited with being one of the makers of the Ford Mo tor company on its human side. Ford Would Share Profits. A few days after the profit-sharing plan went into effect I called upon Mr. Ford at his request. We sat in his office talking and looking out on a great throng of men gath ered in the street below, drawn there in the hope that they might be able to obtain employment at the hitherto unheard of rate of pay. On many previous occasions he had talked over with me his desire to share in some practical manner his prosperity with his employes. As we sat there that morning he spoko at length of his plans and purposes, and of the motives back of them. I asked him why he had fixed upon five dollars as the minimum pay for unskilled labor. His reply was, "Because that is about the least a roan with a family can live on in these days. We have been looking into the housing and home condi tions of our employes and we find that the skilled man is able to pro vide for his family not only the necessities but some of the luxuries of life. He is able -to educate his children, to rear them in & decent home in a desirable neighborhood. But with the unskilled man It Is dif ferent. He's not getting enough. He isn't getting all that's coming to him. And we must not forget that he is just as necessary to in dustry as the skilled man. Take the sweeper out of the shop and it would become in a short time an unfit place in which to work. We can't get along without him. And we have no right to take advantage of him because he must sell his labor in an open market. We must not pay him a wage on which he can not possibly maintain himself and his family under proper physical and moral conditions just because he is not in a position to demand more." l.lvlnjt Watte Wanted. "But suppose the earnings of a business are so small that It can not afford to pay that which, in your opinion, is a living wage what then?" I asked him. "Then there is something wrong with the man who is trying to run the business. He may be honest. He may mean to do the square thing But clearly he isn't competent to conduct a business for himself, for a man who can not make a business pay a living wage to his employes has no right to be in business. He should be working for some one who knows how to do things. On the other hand a man who can pay a living wage and refuses to do so, is simply storing up trouble for himself arid others. By underpay ing men we are bringing on a gen eration of children undernourished and underdeveloped morally as well as physically; we are breeding a generation of workingmen weak in body and in mind, and for that rea son bound to- prove inefficient when they come to take their places in industry. Industry will, there fore, pay the bill in the end. In my opinion it is better to pay as we go along and save the interest on the bill, to say nothing of being human in our industrial relationa For this reason we have arranged to distribu'e a fair portion of the profits of .he company in such a way that the bulk of them will go to the man who -needs them most.' "But some people are saying," I suggested, "that this sudden in crease in pay, amounting in thou sands of instances to the doubling or a man s income, is going to ruin more men than it will make. Un accustomed to so much money many a man will waste it spend it in foolish and harmful ways." "We are not afraid of that." he repnea. --in tne rirst place we are planning to help the man who is weak and needs our help. We are going it, go along with him in a friendly way until he is able to walk atone. And more than that, I peiievf, that the great majority of men nay be trusted to do the right thing if given the chance. There are thousands of men out there in the shop who are not living as they should. Their homes are crowded and insanitary. Wives are going out to work because their husbands are unable to earn enough to sup port the family. They fill up their Homes with roomers and boardera in order to help swell the Income. It's all wrong all wrong. It's es pecially bad for the children. They are neglected from necessity. Now, these people are not living in this manner as a matter of choice. Give them a decent income and they will live decently will be glad to do so. What they need is the oppor tunity to do better, and someone to take a little personal interest in them some one who will show that he hag faith in them." All Men Held Honest. He was silent for a moment and at gazing at the crowd in the street below. Then he said, "I'll tell you what I'll do. Blindfold me and lead me down there into the street and let me lay my hands by chance on tne most shiftless and worthless fellow in the crowd and I'll bring him in here, give him a job with a wage that offers him Bome hope for the future, some prospect of living, a decent, com fortable and self-respecting life, and I'll guarantee that I'll make a man out of him. All that man needs is an opportunity that has some hope in it, some promise for the years to come." Two years later I was asked to take charge of the sociological de department. With practically unlim ited means and opportunities for carrying on the work at my dis posal and with Mr. Ford deeply in terested in it, as he was at that time, it seemed to me an unusual chance foaservice in a field in which I had always longed to enter but into which I had never been per mitted to go. Money Mnst Do Good. "We want to make men in this factory as well as automobiles," Is the way Mr. Ford put the matter to me at that time. "This company has outlived its usefulness as a money-making concern unless we can do some good with the money. I do. not believe in charity but I do believe in the regenerating power of work in men's lives, when the work they do is given a just re turn. I believe that the only char ity worth while is the kind that helps a man to help himself. And I believe that I can do the world no greater service than to create more work for more men at larger pay. I can foresee the time when we will have a hundred thousand men and more employed in this industry, and I want the whole or ganization dominated by a just, generous and humane policy." Such were some of the ideas and ideals of Henry Ford in the years 1914-1915. In accepting the position he offered me I did not think of myself as entering the employ of an impersonal thing called a corp oration, but as working with a man whom I had known for marry years and for whom I had unbounded admiration. (To Be Continued.) CHIEF JENKINS TO STAY MAYOR DENIES RUMOR THAT OFFICER WILL TRANSFER. Captain Moore Slated lor Rank of Chief Inspector, Following Civil Service Tests. Rumors that have been bandied about to the effect that the civil service examination for chief in spector of the police bureau was being held In order to make a posi tion for Chief of Police Jenkins and thus permit his retirement as head of the police bureau yesterday were declared by Mayor Baker to be abso lutely without any foundation. Mayor Baker said that Chief Jen kins would remain, at the head of the police bureau "as long as the present administration remained in authority, unless it could be shown that he was not handling his, work properly. "Chief of Police Jenkins will take the examination for chief inspector, along with the other police cap tains," said Mayor Baker, "but you can say for me that I will appoint captain Moore to the position when the time for appointment arrives. I believe that Captain Moore, now in charge of the inspector's division, is entitled to the position from the standpoint of seniority, ability and temperament. "As for Chief Jenkins, I believe he is making good. I know that he is honest and that he is trying to gain results. So long as he continues to make an honest effort, he will re main in his present position." DAILY METEOROLOGICAL REPORT, PORTLAND. Dec. 5. Maximum tem perature. 38 degrees; minimum. 33 de grees. River reading, 8 A. II., 3.4 feet; change in last 24 hours. 0.4 foot rise. Total rainfall 5 P. M. to 0 P.- M.). 0.48 inch: total rainfall since September 1. 1922, 10.86 inches; normal rainfall elnce September 1, 13.19 Inches; deficiency of rainfall since September 1, 1922, 2.33 inches Sunrise, 7:37 A. M. ; sunset, 4:26 P. M. Total sunshine December 5. none; possible sunshine, a hours 4!t min utes. Moonrise Wednesday, 7:04 P. M.; moonset Wednesday. 9:15 A- M. Barom eter (reduced to sea level) at 5 P. M. 29.4S per cent. Relative humidity at 5 A. M. : 03 per cent: at noon, 94 per cent at 3 P. M., 83 per cent. THB WEATHER. a a u w'nd ?5 2? 2 33 la is s 3 55 Sc a 2 f 3 H- 2 f i STATIONS. Baker . Boise Bosto n, Calgary Cloudy Rain Clear 4 Clear Chicago iflear Denver . . .1 20! 52 0.'00..N S..I 12 22:0. 001.. IE Pt. cloudy IClear D. Moines..! 121 Eureka . .. 4I: 54il.80l. . IS Rain Clear Galveston 68 76 0.141.. !SE Helena ... -61 0.0. 101. ,W ..1280.001.. iSnovr Juneaut . . Kan. City.. 34 0.00112, E 64:0.00 ..ISW 64.0.80110'S 46 0.74112 SE Clear Clear Cloudy Cloudy Cloudy Li. Angeles. Marshfield ! Med ford .. Minneap's 12:0.00 ..iN'W N. OrleansJ rt AO IS Pt. cloudy Clear New York.1 381 52,0.36,20;W North Hd. 3l 44!0 . 3S;24;sE Phoenix . .1 42! 68!0.00. JW Pooatcllo I 2S44:0.00il2IS Portland. I 87 3S0.48I11ISE Roseburg I 421 54 0.36112 SEJ Sacrame'o P46 54;o.lli20ISB St. Louis..) .281 SS 0.00).. INE Salt Lake.. I 401 50 0.0UO!SW San Diego.) 52! 62:0.001 .. iW S. Franc'o.l 461 5S ,0.38i22'SW Seattle ...I 34! 300.14!l4 N Sitka" ...1340.001.. I Cloudy Clear Cloudy Kain IRaln ain lear Cloudy Clear Cloudy bnow Spokane- I 141 20 0.021 .. XE ICloudy Tacomaf .. ... 340.24!18N" Snow Tatoosh Is.... S6'0.00 6SIXE ICIoudv Vainest ..',... tffl.OOI. .1 I Walla W'al 26! 2S 0.321 .. :SW ISnow Washin'n 42! 5t 0.86 lOINWiCIear Winnipeg .1-10! 4i0.00!10ISW iClear Yakima -.1 24! 28 0. 181 . NE ICloudy tA. M. today. P. M. lr.g day. report of preced- PORECASTS. i Washington snow; strong northeast erly winds. Southeast atorm waVnings were hoisted at North Head and south to Marshfield at 0:l r. Al. Portland and vicinity Raia or snow; easterly mnns. Oregon Rain south portion, rain or snow north portion; fresh easterly gale ua iao coast. .. 241 4010. .. 34 50 0. ..I 34i 40 0. .....I SO. . .( !4 2S 0. TRAFFIC PLAN UP ' TO CAR COMPANY Committee to Consult Rail way Officials. , AID IN MOVE PLEDGED Objection to X'seless Expenditure of Big Sum Is Voiced by I. F. . Fuller, Vice-President. Conferences between members of the special traffic committee that evolved the one-way traffic plan now under consideration and engi neers and officials of the Portland Railway, Light & Power company will be the next step in the move ment to solve the traffic problem in the congested district of Port land. This was decided yesterday after L P. Fuller, vice-president of the traction company, had pledged co operation on the part of his com pany to the city in meeting the traffic problem. Mr. FulleT made It plain, however, that his company was not inclined to expend ' between $200,000 and $250,000 in rerouting of street cars if relief could be gained without this outlay. He also informed the council that the one-way traffic for street cars was not practicable on north and south streets but could be worked out on east and west streets. Plan Is Discussed. he hearing on the subject yes terday was devoted in the main to a discussion of the plan and its ef fect on street cars. However, be fbre the discussion had gone ' very far Mayor Baker took occasion to state to the large crowd that had assembled in the council chambers, that the city council was not in terested In the property values of individuals or small groups, but was eager to work out a solution rf the traffic problem for all of the people. Mr. Fuller explained in his talk to the council that his company car ried about 250,000 passengers each day. He also called attention to the fact that the company was run ning about the same number of cars that were operated in 1913 and for that reason the streetcars had not contributed materially to the traffic problem that now demands solution: Parkins Is Taken Up. "One-half of the 60-foot streets and one-third of the 80-fcfot streets are lost to use of traffic because of the parking of automobiles on both sides of such streets," said Mr. Fuller. "We have installed loading plat forms that expedite traffic tre mendouely because while the cars are being loaded tne automobiles are permitted to move on." One-way traffic on north-and-sotith streets, Mr. Fuller said, was impossible, but on east-and-west streets he declared that it would- be mainly a question of how best to bringt about one-way traffic. Mr. Fuller recommended that the establishment of non-parking zones during the rush hours, provision for loading tones and one-way traffic on all streets that are not double tracked for street cars would solve the traffic congestion and at the same stroke mean no outlay of large sums of money. Bridge Streets Different. All bridge streets should be two way traffic thoroughfares for their entire distance, according to Mr. Fuller's idea. "The Portland Railway, Light & Power company will not try to avoid its share of the responsibility in meeting this problem," said Mr. Fuller, "but I do not think that our company would authorize an ex penditure of $250,000 on the plan when relief could be obtained with out such an outlay. Our company has worked in close . co-operation with the city authorities for the last few years and we Intend to do it in this matter. Portland needs some thing done to relieve traffic con gestion and it must be done ctuickly, too." Mayor Baker then directed the traffic committee to confer with officials and engineers of the com pany to see what points could be agreed upon "across the table." He stated that in cases where agree ment could not be reached the sub jedt should be brought back to the counc'l for consideration. Auto Dealer Champions Plan. The proposed one-way traffic plan found a strong champion in J. A. Crittenden, an automobile dealer. He declared that additional street-car tracks, as proposed, would not hin der the movement of traffic, for it was the number of street cars op erated on a given street that was the factor and not the tracks. "One-way traffic could not be successful without one-way traffic for street cars," he declared. "The one-way traffic plan would be a big aid to the pedestrians, as they would have only two lines 01 traffic to watch instead of four, as is the case under present arrangements." The proposed plan was also sup ported by William A. carter, rep resenting both himself and the Portland lodge. Loyal Order of Moose. Mr. Carter admitted that the plan wouldv bring a street-car line by the Moose building and from that standpoint there was a bit of selfishness in his argument, but aside from that the organization which he represented had indorsed the plan because of the belief that it would bring order out of chaos, Car Loops Opposed. P. O. Collier, who said -lie had railroaded" all his life, suggested that street cars from the east side be operated over west side lines that now have independent lines, and thus eliminating the looping of east side cars in the center of the congested district. The meeting yesterday came to a close with another protest on be half of property owners on Third, Second, Morrison, Alder and other streets by' John F. Logan. This speaker made no secret of the fact that he was representing property owners and declared that everyone who appeared before the council had selfish motives. "They may be sincere, but they are selfish too," he said. Mr. Logan declared that it would be wiser to leave well enough alone unless some real benefits would ac crue from .the adoption of the pro posed plan. Delay la Proposed. "A little pause now and then is gopd for the people in this day and age," he said. "We are - going too fast. And while it is true in the consideration of this matter, prop erty values should not be the ex clusive consideration, nevertheless they are entitled to some considera tion, especially if the proposed plan is no better than the present method of affairs." After Mr. Logan 'had concluded. j Mayor Baker declared that he could not understand the attitude of ,at . torneys. ' "I have talked with Mr. Logan many times 'about one-way traffic, and he was for it until this group of clients engaged him. Now he is opposed to it," the mayor said, as the crowd laughed. "But I'm not opposed to' one-way traffic," countered Mr. Logaiu'Tm for it and have said so here and at the other hearings. "I'm for it more than your committee is, but I don't seem to be able to make you un derstand it." - "Well, I don't see it," tho mayor concluded. "The. meeting's ad- iourned." ICIFJTJiiL FOUND RICH DISCOVERY MADE ON MONGOLIAN DESERT. Baluchistherium Said to , Have Roamed 2,000,000 Years Ago; Pet Hedgehog Captured. SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 5. Dis covery of a second specimen of the baluchistherium, a long extinct mammal which roamed the Mongol ian desert ages ago, was announced here Monday by J. B. Shackleford of the American museum of natural history, who arrived from the orient on the President Pierce. Professor Shackleford, who was in charge of photography for the third Asiatic expedition from the museum, said the skeleton of the enormous prehistoric animal is now on its way to the United States to be set up in the museum for exhibition and study. The expedition was in Mon golia five months. According to the scientist the skeletons of the Gobi desert in Mon golia are the richest find for pa leontologists for a long time. Many specimens of prehistoric animals are to be found there, he declared. The baluchistherium is supposed to have roamed the desert 2,000,000 years ago. It was so large, Pro fessor Shackleford said, that it tqok two men to lift its funny bone opt of the earth. Mrs. Shackleford, who accompan ied her husband, brought back a pet hedgehog from the desert, which she has named "Johnny Tsagan Nor." The Shacklefords expect to leave for the east in a day or two. Ijiquor Vendor Held as Drunk. CHEHALIS, Wash., Dec. 5. (Spe cial.) James Copenhaver, whose wife filled suit for divorce in the superior court here Friday, again landed In the county jail for being drunk over the week-end. Copen haver had been out of jail three days, having served a term on an illicit liquor charge. His wife has asked for an order restraining him from interfering with her or their children in any manner. Dr. , Xickelsen Returning Home HOOD RIVER, Or., Dec. 15. J. R. Nickelsen, state senator, yesterday received a letter from his son, Dr. "W. D. Nickelsen, who passed the last 18 months in Russia with the Amer ican Red Cross, in relief work, an nouncing his arrival in New York city. Dr. Nickelsen, who was sta tioned at Moscow and' who passed several weeks following his leaving Russia attending prominent clinics at continental European points, ex pects to reach home by Christmas. Radicalism Held in Ascendency. PENDLETON, Or., Dec. 5. (Spe cial.) Circuit Judge Phelps, ad dressing the Presbyterian men's forum father and son dinner gath ering yesterday, said that in the near future would come a division of political partiea upon radical and conservative lines, and that the tendency of the day was toward radicalism. The need for political parties was cited, and the sons were urged to learn the whole story of the American constitution. Damages Awarded to Patient. KALAMA, Wash., Dec. 5. (Spe cial.) Damages in the sum of $5432 were allowed by the jury in the Miles versua Hoffman case, tried in superior court, here, to Miles, who alleges improper treatment of an in jured knee bv Dr. Hoffman. 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While gray, faded hair is not sin ful, we all desire to retain our youth ful appearance and attractiveness. By darkening your hair with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound, no one can tell, because it does it so nat urally, so evenly. Tc just dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time; by morn ing all gray hairs have disappeared. After another . application or two your hair becomes beautifully dark, glossy, soft and luxuriant, and you appear years younger. Adv. Phone your want Oregonian, Main 707Q. ads to The TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY. NICELY furnished 4-room front apt., very clean and plenty of heat. 189 N. 23d. AMUSEMENTS. BEGINS TOMORROW Tickets Now Selling TT I ? T T T Bdwy. at Taylor AAlJlllVJ phone Main 1000 3 L. TOMORROW SPECIAL PRICE MAT, SAT. WILLIAM A. BRADY (In Association with Reandean, London) Will Present JOHN GALSWORTHY'S GREATEST PLAY THE Prices Including War Tax: EVES, S2.20, M9, 81.10, 85c, 53c. SAT. MAT., fl.SS, $1.10, 55c, PANTAGES Amazing Performance Other Big Acts Continuous Show 1 to 11 P. M. Fritzi Brunett IN "A WIPE'S AWAKENING" 7 VARIETIES 7 FRIDAY NIGHT CHORUS lRi,S CONTEST MUSICAL. SHOWS Now Playing nl BAKER THEATER Mhat Mat. nmly at 2 Nlrfttn 7 and 9 This Hffk "The Three Get Theirs" THE Closes at 4 o'clock the following' morning ME George Arliss in "DISRAELI." MEETING ypTICES. WOMEN'S BENEFIT AS SOCIATION OP THE MACCABEES will hold a district rally on Thursday, December 7th, at Pythian temple, 10th and Yamhill streets. Receiving of dis tinguished and out-of-town EUeEtS at 10 A. M T.nnrh. eon at Portland hotel at 12 o'clock for all members and friends. Ritualistic work at 2 P. 11. Class presentation at 8 P. M. All visiting and local members are earnestly requested to attend. MEMBERS OF HASSALO LODGE, NO. IS, I. O. O. F.f will please attend the funer al services of our late brother. John L. Davenport, to be held at tbe chapel of the Eaxt Sir! FiinsbrnI Ftl- recwra. tit j&ast Alder st. at 2 o clock today (Wednesday), Dec. 6, 1922. Please iucei m me cnapei at i;4o if. M. J. W. DAVIS. N. G. W. D. SCOTT. Rec. Sec. DANCE, DANCE The Brigand Patrol of th D. O. K. K. will give their iiexi. aa.nce rnursaay evening, December 7. at the Pythian temple audi torium. West Park and Yamhill sts. All Dokies, Pvthians and thnir frinnrio invited. ELLISON ENCAMPMENT. NO. 1. I. O. O. F. The mem bers are requested to at tend the funeral of Patriarch John L. Davenport, at the chapel of the East Side Funeral Directors. 414 E. Alder at., Wednesday, December 6, at 2 P. M. W. C. LAURENS. C. P. CHAS. CHRISTIANSEN, Scribe. ELLISON ENCAMPMENT. NO. 1. I. O. O. F. The mem bers are requested to at tend the funeral of Patriarch r It. .Mahan. at the chapel of R. W. Gable & Co. E. 8Qth and Glisan st.. Wednes day. December 6, at 2:30 P. M. W. C LAURENS. C. P. CHAS. CHRISTIANSEN, Scribe. SAMARITAN LODGE NO. 2. I. O. O. F. Will hold their regular meeting this weanesaay evenine at o'clock, at 8 N. 11th at. Vis Lting brothers always welcome. WILLIAM H. POPHAM, N. Q. JESSE T. JONES, Rec. Sec. COURT MOUNT HOOD NO 1, FORESTERS OF AMERICA Meets every Wednesday night at East Side Business Men's hall. 114f4 Granrt ave. Social. fourth Wednesday each month. Cards-Dancins. Liberty assembly. United Artisans, gives another of its peppy card parties and dance Wednes day, Dec. 6, 8:15 sharp, at east side W. O. W. hall. Hand-made prizes. Fine music. Cash door prize. . o'clock fl In ths J. MEETING NOTICES. GUL REAZEB GROTTO Wednesday luncheon. Wash Imfton Hazelwood. Prophet C. R. Hotchklss. U. S. Mar shal, speaker. Prophet Hen. nentan. the nainter. says it's paper for on room today. Next busi ness meetlne chanced to &atuTdar. Dec 30. Informal dance Thursday, Dec. 2&. Your friends, be sure to tell. Order of Monarch. HARRY A. McRAE, Sec. OREGON COMMANDERT NO. 1. K. T. Cards and social Thursday evening, Dec 7. at I;S0. Pleaae at tend. C. F. WIEGAND, Recorder. MULTNOMAH COUN'CIL No. 11, R. & S. M. Annual stated assembly for election and Installation Tf officers. Wednesday, December 6 at , 7:30 P. M. It Is the duty of all companions to attend. Refreshments. MASONIC EMPLOYMENT BUREAU. Employers needtn? help of any description, telephone Broadway Only Ma- aonlo help furnished front this office. No charge to employer or employe. N. H. Achtaon, manager. Ma sonic headquarters, Multnomah hoteL WA&H IXGTO N DODGE, NO. 4. A. P. AND A. M. Stated communication, this "Wednesday evening, 7:80. East 8th and Burn side. An nual election of officers and payment of dues. J. H. RICHMOND, Sec KENTO LODGE NO. 145, A. F. AND A. M. Stated communication Thursday e. at 7:80 by the order of the W. M. R. B. HEADLET. Secretary. FRIENDSHIP LODGE NO. 360. A. F. AND A. M. 7:30 P. M. Stated communica tion. Wednesday, December 6, E. 57th and Sandy road. MOUNT TABOR LODGE, NO. 42, A. F. AND A. M. Special communication for Wednesday, 7 P. M. Pythian temple. F. C. degree. NYDiA TEMPLE. DAUGH TERS OF THE NILE, will hold regular session Wednes day, December 0, 1 P. Al. Card party and lunch will be held at Woman's Club hntldinir December 13, 1 P. M. Admittance by membership card. Elec tion of officers for 1U3 January 3. Or der of Queen Lea. ADDA CELLARS, Secretary. MULTNOMAH CHAPTER, O. E. S-, will give their bazaar Saturday, December 9. at Kenton Masonic tempie. Cafeteria dinner at 6 o'clock. . CARD OF THANKS. We wish to express to our many friends our heartfelt thanks for the kindness ami svmpathv shown us during our recent sad -. bereavement in the loss of our dear father. AIARTHA (JRKN, MILlIE KENDALL. "We wish to thank our friends and neighbors for their kindness and for the beautiful floral tribute of love received by us during: our bereavement at the death of our beloved husband and father. Carl O. Peterson. JKNNIE PETKRSON AD FAMILY. We wish to thank our many friends for the beautiful floral offerings and for sympathy and kindness shown us in our recent bereavement in the loss of our beloved son, John Donald Neydegger. MR. and MRS. JOHN NBTDEGGER. PI BP. HERRON December S, at the late res idence, 725 E. 25th st. N.Hamlet W. Herron, aged 66 years, husband of Ada Bowdoin Herron and father of Wilbur B., Howard B. aul Agner Herron of Portland. The remains are at Finley's mortuary, Montgomery at 5th, Notice of funeral hereafter. LOW&ILLER In this city, December 4, Andrew Lowmlller. The remains are at the conservatory chapel of the East Side Funeral Directors, Inc., 414 E. Alder st. Notice of funeral serv ices later. RILEY At the residence, 530 East Fif teenth street, December 5, Moses Riley, aged 60 years, beloved father of Mary Kiley. 'unerai nc uce later, itemams at the residential parlors of Miller, & Tracey. ' GOODNOUGH At Wallowa, Or., Decem ber 4, 1022, Edgar A. Goodnough, brother of Mrs. .lames D. Hart and Mrs. Charles F. t'wigert of this city. Notice of funeral later.- ROBBTNS In IhU city, December 4, B arb xra E. J lo b 'oi 11 s, aged 7o years. Remains are at Mcfintee & EUers' par lors, Sixteenth and Everett streets. Funeral notice later. ICASHIMOTO In this city, December 5, 1922, R. Hashimoto, age 25 years. Re mains at McEntee & fillers' parlors, Sixteenth and Everett streets. Funeral notice Inter. KOKOMIYO At Clatskanie, Or., K. Ko korniyo, age 40 years. Remains at Mc Entee & Eilers' parlors,' Sixteenth and Bverett street's. Funeral no".ce ater. FUNERAL NOTICES. HERMANN At 607 Lexington ave., Dec. 4, George Frank Hermann, aged 31 years 8 months and 21 days, beloved brother of Jack Hermann, Joe 'A. Her-, xnann, Leo Hermann, Mary Hermann Anna Hermann, Mrs. Otto Brunke, Mrs. Dan Kennedy, all of Portland; Mrs. Joe Robson of Seaside. Or.; Mrs. Frank Brinkman of Lake Linden, Mich., Snd Rev. Alfred Hermann of Lafavette, Ind. The funeral services will be held today (Wed.), Dec. 6, at 9 o'clock A. M. from St. Agatha's Catholic church, cor. 15th at. and Ne halem ave. Friends Invited. IntRr ment Rose City cemtery. Remains are at the residence funeral parlors of Walter C. Kenworthy, 1532 and 1534 E. 13th St., Sellwood. DAVENPORT In this city, December 4, John L. Davenport, aged 45 years, beloved husband of Helen Davenport and father of Lewis H. Davenport of this city; the remains are at the con servatory chapel of the .East Side Funeral Directors, 414 E. Alder st., where services will be held today at 2 P. M.; interment in Rlverview cem etery. The deceased was a member of Hassalo I. Q. O. F-, No. 15, and Utopia Rebekah lodge and Oregon Fir Camp, M. W. A.. No. 5085. Friends Invited. FABINO In thia city, December 4, 1022, Alixandrlna Fabino, age 35 years; late of 734 Brooklyn street, beloved wife of Frank Fabino. The funeral cortege will leave the above residence today, (Wednesday). December 6. at 10 A. M., thence to St, Philip Neri church. East Sixteenth and Division, where services will ba held at 10:30 A. M. Interment at Mount Calvary eemetery. Arrangements in care of Miller & Tracey. PUTNAM la" this city. December 4. 1922, Welcom R. Putnam, husband of Marie Putnam. Funeral services will be held at the chapel of Edward Hol man & Son, Third and Salmon streets, Thursdf-y, December 7, 1922. at 10:30 A. M. RemainB will be shipped to Salem, Or., where Interment will be made. BOD WAY In this city, December 4. 1922, David Bodv?ay, husband of Gertrude, Bodway. father of Eugene and Israel Bodway. Funeral services will be held at the chapel of Edward Holman & Son. Third and Salmon streets, Wednesday, December 6. 1922, at 2:30 P. M. Interment Riverview cemetery. KINNUNEN" Frlenffs are mvtted to .at tend the funeral services for Bernh&rd Kinnunen, to take place at the chapel of the Portland mortuary, Morrison at. at 12th, west side, Wednesday, De cember 6, at 2 P. M. Interment Rose City cemetery. The Fraternal Order of Eagles will have charge of services. PRESTON In this city, Dec 5, George Preston, aged 75 years. Funeral services will be condncted Thursday, Dec. 7, at 2:30 P. M.. from Pearson's under taking parlors, RusselU st. at Union ave. Friends invited. Interment Rose City cemetery. PLUMBLY Services for the late Edwin Daniel Plumbly, who passed away in Oakland, Cal-, will be held at Mount Bcott Park cemetery today (Wednes day), at 11 A. M. Arrangements in charge of the East Side Funeral Di rectors, Inc. CEMETERIES. RIVERVIEW CEMETERY. BEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL. Portland's largest and only cemetery devoting ALL receipts to improvement and maintenance. A co-operative me morial park. . Atwater 1236. FUNERAL CARS. LIMOUSINES for funerals, weddings, shopping. Jones Auto Livery. Al 0X14. 4