-. s e , t - r l J THE 3I0RNING OREGONIAN, MONDAY, DECEMBER 27 1920 i . 1 . 1 ' '"J : .- v.-.. .J 2 $ eV 1 1 " I '!. " :. ESTABLISHED BY HENRY L. PITTOCK. Published by The Oreg-onlan Publishing- Co., 135 Sixth Street, Portland. Oregon. C. A. MORDEN. E. B. PIPER. Manager. Editor. T nMniun I, . m,mhFr of the Asso- ,l . r-4 tr..u- Th, iHAriaUd Press Is ex S"ri'"l!ifiS.i.,arffiUS!Sei able to understand county fi- i unu otherwise credited in this paper and, also ,h Inpal . nhlihri herein. All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are- also reserved. Subscription Bates Invariably in Advance. (By Mail.) naJljr, Sunday Included, one year 800 . Di.ily. Sunday Included, six months... 4.2j Dnlly, Sunday Included, three months. 2.J Dully. Sunday included, one month 5 IJnily, without Sunday, one year.... Daily, without Sunday, six months.i l.'ntly. without Sunday, one month.. Weekly, one year Sunday, one year By Carrier.) 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The amazing story of increasing taxation in Oregon for the past twenty years cannot be better told than by the table of totals for Mult nomah county prepared by Assessor Reed. For all purposes except fed eral state, county, city, school, dock, port, market, road, and so on - the taxpayers have poured into (he public treasury the following amounts: Tear lflon i nor, -. . . 1SIO 1U lf16 1P17 UtS 1019 1920 (estimated) . i.oo 3:b . 2.07H.U69 . 6.401.-'8 . 7.!M.S7 . 8.1IS.71.1 . 8.4S.-,.72rt . !.S07..H .12.007.782 . 14.713.0o0 The ' population of Multnomah county in 1900 was 103.167. The average per capita tax was there fore 9.7S. The population of Multnomah county in 1910 was 226.261. The average per capita tax was therefore f28.29. The population of Multnomah county is 275.288. The average per capita tax is now therefore H3.it. The population' of Multnomah county has not quite trebled in twenty years. But the average citizen pays more than five times as much taxes. Is the average citizen more able to pay? Or is property? While the county has merely trebled in population or less the amount paid in taxes has increased more than fourteen times. The end is not yet for the taxpayer bearing five times the burden he bore in 1900 (always excepting the other heavy load of federal taxation) unless he makes up his mind to end It. The first place to begin is with the legislature. WHAT'S THE ANSWER? ; There will be no quarrel with Doc- tor Rockey over how fine a thing it " would be to tstablish a great medical - - center on Ma,quam Hill. It is dis tinctly recalled that that '-as the - - argument that prevailed in securing location of the county hospital in that district. A great county hos pital caring for a thousand or more patients would also be a nice thing to have. But the idea that we should continually be spending millions for that which would be pleasing or monumental to our enterprise is, as heretofore pointed out, the principal cause of our high rate of taxation. The Oregonian, contrary to a pos sible implication in Dr. Rockey's letter published Sunday, has not spe cifically condemned the county's participation in the medical center plan. It is not now certain that it has been wise in that regard. It is not sure that we should not have saved much money by awaiting more definite enlargement of the center and establishment of transportation before spending a million dollars to help along the plan. With due regard for what Van couver, B. C, has accomplished with a million-dollar municipal hospital which houses 1000 patients, most of whom pay for the care given them. It may be pointed out that we are spending a million dollars for one unit of a hospital, and that that unit will have 110 bads, We are to invest virtually the cam amount as Van couver for caring for about one-tenth ef the number of persons. Customs and prejudices of people vary, moreover. There is an un doubted prejudice in this country gainst entering an eleemosynary In stitution even as a pay patient And he who is unprejudiced and able to pay his way will, if accommodations - are available in any of the) several excellent private hospitals in Fort land, go to one of the latter in pre ference to secluding himself in an institution where his family and friends cannot visit him except under . serious transportation inconvenl- V eqces. But aside from the foregoing trie history of the county hospital has T; been disquieting. The outside esti. mate for the completed unit wltb accessory buildings was originally net more than $450,000. The mea ure of public approval that it gained was based on that understanding; of its cost. But since its inception cost has crept upward and upward with. the end not yet in Right. Money has been borrowed from other funds to keep it going and there is prospect 1" that other funds that were levied for . needful purposes wirt be diverted. . We are paying an extra price for the - color of the brick used and have ; turned down home industry to do It; " we are paying several thousands for the mistake of an engineer in estab lishing the foundation depth; we are paying in public inconvenience and personal injuries for reckless dis pesal of earth excavated front the site. The commissioners have deviated from established customs in letting contracts' for equipment. The his tory of the purchase of Xray appa ratus requires better . explanation than that the equipment has been ' approved by a competent and honest physician. If It be. said that aa X.ray machine built twelve years ago Is still doing duty, it may also v - be said that the same is true of " many automobiles. Tet no person ' wants an antequated automobile and po person in his private capacity would buy an automobile at the present peak of prices if he would have no use for it . for eighteen months. Minor improvement are' constantly being made in X-ray appa rahusi M la sVUtosuabUs Ud Lbe 1 as well as the probably lower price . to be had a year hence, are clearly worth considering. ' It is Indeed true, "as Dr. Rockey says, that all men make mistakes. But what is to be said when one. commissioner of seven years' experi ence in office makes public ac- - t k n nwloH af, that. Yia haa never nances, ana in is aespue me iaci iimi every month a comprehenaive' and accurate financial statement is laid before him by the county auditor? Here is one of three men who will spend 92,000,000 of public money ir 1931. Is it the answer that the county is engaged in naught but noble enterprises and that no .com plaint should be entered as tOhow they are constructed or . conducted lest the enterprises themselves shall suffer? What is the property ownei to do? Scratch for his taxes and aay nothing? NO CAl'SE FOR PESSIMISM. Alarm at the prospective exhaus tion of the petroleum supply of the world just when its' use for fuel and many other purposes has become well nigh universal should.be allayed by recollection that there have been such scares before. -When produc tion from the original oil fields in Pennsylvania began to diminish there was fear of their running dry, but in the eighties discoveries ex tended into West Virginia and Ohio Since then oil in vast quantities- has been found in Kentucky, then in California, then in Kansas, Okla homa and Texas and last in Wyom ing. Abroad great oil fields have been found in the Baku district of Russia, in Galicia, Roumania and Persia and last in Mesopotamia. There are good indications in Alaska and the republic of Colombia, and vast areas have yet to be explored. There was probably a similar alarm when the forests of Europe began to show a deficient supply of wood for fuel, but coal took its place. This fuel is known to have been used by the Saxons of England as early as the middle of the ninth century, but did not come into general use for about six centuries. It is now mined in vast quantities in almost every country in the world, and was man's chief reliance as fuel until oil began to supplant C Great beds of lignite are still nearly untouched to eke out the coal supply, and we need not fear actual exhaustion of oil resources till the great deposits of oil shale in the Rocky mountain region are worked out. Experience with wood, coal and oil justifies confidence that other means of producing power and heat will be found when they become scarce. Scarcity sends prices upward, and thereby sets enterprise and in genuity to work in search of cheaper substitutes. Each substitute has been more effective and economical than that which it replaced, and so it may continue. High prices also impose economy in use, which postpones the date of final exhaustion. . The possi bilities of electricity are but partly known, and the supply of that sub stitute for fuel will last as long as streams continue to flow. THEY FORGET ALVRKADY. Those members of congress who call for reduction of the army and navy programme have uncommonly short memories. They give as a rea son the enormous burden of taxa tion which the nation has to pay, largely to meet interest on its huge debt. Yet the greater part of that debt represents the cost of unpre paredness, not the cost of war.- The waste and the inefficiency which led to most of it' were due to the fact that we did not begin to prepare until we were at war. Only three months before the defiance which drove us to war we had elected a president because he "kept us out of war" and by inference because he kept us unprepared. The cost of the war was that part of our expenditure which would remain after we de ducted the part that could be ascribed to failure to prepare earlier. If we had had no more than that balance to pay, the debt would have been far lighter, and the taxes which we must pay in future would have been lighter in proportion. In fact it may fairly be argued that, if we had been prepared, we should have had no war bill to pay. The action of Germany was decided after careful calculation of all the factors, military, economic and psy chological, of the world situation. One of the most important of these was the situation in this country. Having a traditional policy of non intervention in Europe's affairs, we had a pacifist administration which had endured Intolerable wrongs from a weaker neighbor without striking back, which retorted for the Lusi tania outrage with a campaign of notes and which persisted in unpre paredness though further outrages were added to that one. Germany was reasonably justified in believing that we would not fight when we should, and that we could not figiit when we would. The time when congress is about to reorganize the departments and to draw the line with careful dis crimination between necessary and unnecessary expenditures the time also when the lessons ef the war are fresh In our memories is the time to adopt a military polity which will provide adequately for defense of the country. A DEBT PAID IS ADVANCE. Experts of the department of agri culture who remind us of our debt to the old world for food plants brought to this country to improve our agriculture are hereby informed that America's contributions to Eu rope, Asia and Africa have probably been sufficient to pay the debt be fore it was incurred. It Is true that durum wheat, now worth 150,000,000 a year to the United States, was imported from Russia in 1899; that the cotton which is tbe basis of our long-staple crop is an Egyptian product; that Siberia and Turkestan have contributed al falfa; and that Japanese rice is a profitable crop in Louisiana - and California, The quest for exotics of the plant kingdom has been con ducted with discrimination and assi duity that reflect credit on the de partment scientists. It is not so widely known, how ever, that the world owes to Ameria the maize, the potato and probably preservation of the European grape against extinction. It is difficult to estimate the economic value to the peoples of ether countries of the potato alone. Taken to England in the time ef Sir Walter Raleigh, U not by that adventurer In person, U found a hospitable soil and after some centuries a cordial reception. The world record for potato produc tion per acre was long held, in Hol land. The British Isles found it an ideal food crop under their climatio conditions and Germany and France a few veara r harT advanced the art of potato culture far beyond the stage it had reached in the United States. : Per capita consumption in Germany just before thr war was about four and a half times that of this country. Corn, a native of America, is still best understood in the western hemisphere, but other countries now produce a total of about - half as much as we do, the world crop hav ing reached more than 4,000,000,000 bushels in a favorable season. The bearing of this crop on meat pro duction has been highly significant. It was carried to Europe by Colum bus on his first return voyage, re quired a century to reach France from Spain, and probably penetrated southeastern Europe by way of Switzerland. It is now one of the principal crops on which the famine stricken people depend for rehabtn tation during the coming year. Antiquity of the grape is undoubt ed, but there was a time not long ago when viticulture in Europe was thought to be doomed by blight, and U, was averted only by utilization of resistant native American stocks for replanting of European vineyards. Success of the plan is evident from tho fart that rh mnst remunerative I vineyards of Europe have roots of American species. Though it would be the height of ingratitude to 'undervalue the con tributions of the eastern hemisphere to the agriculture of our own, it would be particularly difficult to visualize the situation that the old world would now be in but for these staples which in many respects rep resent the ideal in food yield in pro portion to area and labor required for-their production. A TEAR OF RAH.ROAD ACHIEVEMENT, In a review of the railroad situa tion for the year Thomas De Witt Cuyler, chairman of the Association of Railway Executives, with good cause takes credit to the railroads for the great advance that they have made toward normal conditions dur ing the- first nine months of private operation. They have moved a greater tonnage than ever before by increasing the number of miles per day that the average car moved and the average load per car, by reduc ing the number of unserviceable locomotives, by reconstructing thou sands of old cars. They have moved open cars east and box cars west to the sections where they are wanted and they have reduced the number of loaded but unmoved freight cars to one-fifth of that existing . on March 1. They have spent $500,- 000,000 on improved maintenance and $250,000,000 on additions and betterments, and are buying thou sands of new cars and locomotives. The increased transportation which they have supplied with the old plant is equivalent to expenditure of 12, 000,000,000 on additions to the plant. This achievement vindicates the superiority of private over public operation. In the new year the people will look to them for further evidence of the same kind. They will not grudge the full 6 per cent of net earnings that the law allows, provided- that it is obtained in such manner as not to injure the business that produces traffic, as in the case of lumber from the Pacific coast to the middle west. If care in that re spect is not exercised, the railroads may find that instead of having to struggle with -congestion of traffio as in the last two years, their traf fic will take to the water and their problem will be to get enough. of it to employ their facilities. Nor will there be complete satis faction unless the railroads live up to the principle that runs all through the Esch-Cummins law that public service must be the first considera tion and that competition between companies must be subordinated. If that rule be followed, the Portland terminal dispute will come to a quick end with consolidation of the ter minal properties. Then also the North Bank road will perform its proper function, which is to haul all the traffio that is naturally tributary to it and to the Port of Portland to that port. - Private operation will not fully satisfy the public until all uneconomic relics of the competi tive system have disappeared. ' FISH AS THEY ARE. We ought to be grateful -and we are to Hugh Wiley for bringing the "Wildcat" to the Columbia river and embodying the wonders of the fish ing industry in his tales of that in genuous, food-consuming negro and his goat mascot, Lily. In the current number of the SaU urday Evening Feet the Wildcat jumps a train somewhere above The PaHes during- a hold-up, makes his way to the river's brink, scoops out with his hands enough smelt to sati ate his appetite for a while, later falls in the river, is carried into a fish wheel and does battle with fleets of steelheada and 100-pound ChU nooks. As we say, we are grateful to the author for having the Wildcat try his Lady Luck with the fish of the Columbia river, but it is only fair that those unfamiliar with this sec. tion should not gain their ideas of Columbia river fishing wholly fraro fiction, as they have gained their misconception of western ranch life, cowboys, sheriffs, mining camps and the like. More things that are not have been gleaned from western romances than the world will ever unlearn. To catch smelt with the hands is pretty difficult, if not impossible, though true tales, seemingly more preposterous, of catching i smelt where they are actually to be found ceuld be told. We have yet to hear of smelt signalling the Celilo canal or of mounting the rapids above the falls of the same name. It is said that smelt last year got. ivr the rapids at Cascade Locks but this was extraordinary it had not been ob served for years before. One would be unusually blessed by Lady Luck to encounter smelt, steel heads and Chinooks at the same time and place in the Columbia river in commercial quantities. Steelheads run in the winter months; smelt enter the river in February, Maroh" or April and make theirV way into smaller tributaries of the lower river such as the Cowlitz and Sandy. F-tsh wheels ter the spring run of Chi neoks begin operations about May 1. Fifty fish an hour would be phr nomenal Caleb, for a wheel. A Chinook weighing over-6 5 pounds would attract attention among fish ermen and few are larger than 76 pounds, the average ranging from 22 to 23 pounds. When the Wildcat was assaulted by a 100-pound Chi nook the -novelty was augmented by bis sight or sometnmg many old-time fishermen on the river have never seen, " .. We fancy one might obtain abun- 4fit losil fiolor Iqjt 'story, gj auit fishing in the Sandy river. The con- gestion of automobiles, the cries of the vendors, the screams of women amateurs wielding the dip nets, the sight from the bridge of myriads of fish wending their way against the clear current constitute a scene not ! found elsewhere. And it is to be ! observed at a spot thirteen miles from Portland reached over a paved highway. Or a trip up the Willamette river during the spring salmon trolling season, the wait in the mist of the falls or in the rapids for the strike, the fight with a glorious fish that at least pulls like he weighed a hun dred pounds one needs no literary brush to touch up the local color there. Kipling, who experienced It, wrote of salmon fishing in the Clackamas 'near its confluence with the Willamette: How shall Z tell the stories of that day, so that you may be interested? Very solemnly and thankfully we put up.-eur rods It was g-lory enough for all time and returned weeping In each other's arms weeping tears of pure joy. Kipling and his companions caught sixteen fish aggregating 142 pounds. But three of these weighed more tban ten pounds. That was .more than thirty years ago. Salmon are still plentiful enough in the Willam ette to cause constant war in legis lative halls between sportsmen and commercial fishermen for advan tage. Sportsmen in the last season caught salmon in the Willamette that weighed up to 42 pounds, and they were caught within twelve miles of the post office In Portland. There is ground work there for stirring fiction, too. Boats some times capsize in the rapids; officers sometimes do battle with commercial fishermen poaching out of season or out of bounds. We imagine that one accustomed to it could spin fish yarns all day long without causing smelt or salmon to digress from their natural habits or exceed their maxi mum size and make them excit ing, too. REMEDY FOR COAL PROFITEERING. Extortion of the most shameless kind has been practiced by coal op erators and dealers while the law for control of food and fuel was In operation, while the attorney-general had authority to enforce that law and while the interstate com merce commission had authority to regulate distribution of cars. One of the svorst .cases of profiteering was at the expense or me war ae partment, which paid $11 a ton for the same kind ef coal that others bought at $3.50. Tet Senator Calder talks of more government control as the re"medy. , So far as extortionate prices are the result of unlawful combination to maintain prices and restrict pro duction, they can be broken up by prosecution under the anti-trust law. Though juries have been loath to convict under those laws when prison sentences were probable and though judges have been loath to impose such sentences, the offense charged against the coal men is so flagrant that judges and juries might harden their hearts when such greed was proved. So far as the evil is the result of deficient supply, develop ment of the new coal areas of the west under the leasing law should give relief. But increase of supply from that source must await invest ment of capital and development of new mines. Capital does not enter that field readily because the pres ent tax laws drive it into unproduc tive investments or appropriate it to run the government. Government intrusion into bust ness to the extent that Mr. Calder suggests does not remove the evil but substitutes another, usually worse in that it prevents operation of remedial influences that would be permanent. Experience with government shipbuilding, spruce pro duction and other branches of in dustry proves that the. government wastes as much as private operators take by extortion and that the con. sumer is actually worse off, for prl vate enterprise fears to enter a field that the government occupies, while high prices attract it to a field that is clear to it. One reason for return of the republican party to power was that it might take the govern ment out of business, not lead :t deeper in. It is strange that in discussion of means of suppressing the crime wave, no one seems to have thought of declaring a moratorium on pa roles and similar manifestations of tolerance of wrong-doing and lack of sympathy for law-abiding citizens. L Mississippi woman has an nounced her candidacy for senator to succeed John Sharp Williams. Being in Mississippi, qf course she will not be elected, but she will "throw a scare" into somebody. Having dropped a little matter ef $5,000,000,000 or so, the American farmer goes on doing business at the old stand. . Is there another business that could keep on its feet under similar conditions? The government proposes to add 100 guards to the force employed to watch the whisky stored in bond ed warehouses--perhaps to stand guard over the 200 already employed for that purpose. The spectacle is presented in Polk., a strong republican county, of a pos sible recall campaign against the county judge, who is a democrat, with the contender likewise of that political faith. Chicago's . chief wants more pay for his policemen, to relieve them of temptation. That plea is good any where. Foel people think' the first man to be apprpached must be the policeman. .Two hundred millions will be needed to relieve the starving Cltf nese, and this country has thought it much of a joke ta squander more than that during the past few years. A New York judge rules that an employe is entitled to one drunk be fore he can be discharged. That puts the boozer on a par with the dog and his one bite. Funny how the hold-ups could on Christmas- eve pick out men with much money when most all of man kind were near "broke." , Those Winlock eggs shipped to New York by the carload should be stamped and dated, to put the town on the eastern map. If hiccoughs become epidemic here, some men will have -a good alibi; but it's hard to fool a wife: The thrifty days for the, woman who did not spend all the Christmas mosey, begin tod' - - BY-PRODUCTS OF THE PRESS Days Recalled When Eels 'Were a Delicacy la Pertlud Markets. The news story coming from Ports mouth. New Hampshire, telling of the stopping of a ferry boat by rea son of an eel getting into the feed tank and interfering with the injec tor, serves as a reminder of the early days when all the means of public travel between Newberg and Port land was by steamboats plying on the Willamette river, says the New berg Graphic. Often during the win ter season the locks at Oregon City would be closed at intervals on ac count of high water, and following each such freshet the pockets in the rocks below the falls would be filled with bushels of eels. While the locks were being opened and closed as the boats were passing through, which required half an hour, tbe deckhands would go below with eacks and fill them with all tbe slimy eels they could carry and take them to Port land, where they found a ready mar ket for them. While an eel is not much for looks, in the eyes of one who has a finicky stomach, it is said they have an excellent .flavor, and the supply in those days appeared to be never failing. An elderly lady stepped from a train at the local depot, and imme diately noticed that workmen were engaged in tearing up the sod upon the depot lawn. "My gracious!" she exclaimed to a friendly brakeman, "What in the world are they doing that for?" "Oh, that's nothing," he conde scended, "in this city they take the grass in every winter." "Mercy me!" exclaimed the startlefi old lady. "Does It get that cold here?" The Dalles Chronicle. All the "mystery" news in the mem ory of the oldest reporter pales be fore the "bridge king" Elwell mys tery. At first everybody said, "Look for the woman!" Later, detectives said, "Don't look lor a woman." When Elwell was found dead, just after -the bullet hit him, his false teeth were out and his little wig had been taken off the top of his head. Therefore a man not a woman, was with blm when he was killed. Very good reasoning and quite Interesting. If there is a "cher- cbez la femme" feature of the case, thoy must seek some woman that the "bridge king" had known for a very long time. It would take Vidocq or some other Frenchman to tell just how long a "bridge king" would need to knew a woman in order to talk to her minus wig and falsa teeth. Aud the murder, after all these months- is just as great a mystery as ever. . William Lyon Phelps, professor of Knglish literature at Yale, declares he gets credit for only 26 per cent of the after-dinner speeches he actually makes. "Every time I aceept an in vitation to speak I really make four addresses," he says. "First is the speech I prepare in advance. That is pretty good. Second is the speech 1 really make. Third Is -the speech I make pa the way home, which is tbe best of all, and fourth is the speech tbe newspapers next morning say ( made, which bears no relation to spy of the others." - Go up into the attic, granddad, and get out the congress gaiters. They're all the style again. Remember these old congress gaiter style of (Shots, the tepg ef which were made of one piece leather, and were made olese fitting by means of the elaiitic gus sets on each aide of the tops of the shoes? They're all the fad again. Only they're patent 1-a.her. Several nattily dressed young chaps up in the As tor were seen wear'ng them. They don't cost the $1.50 that gran dad used tQ pay, though; they cost $15 "and up,"-New York; Sun, The little island of Kotheneyfr, off the coast of France, has for Its sola Inhabitant an eccentric hermit who for many years ha devoted much of his time to carving humanlike fig ures out of the rocks which slope down to the sea. There are-hundreds of thsm mostly lying on their backs, as If staring up at the sky, but some la a seated posture and a few standing erect. The effect la weird and unearthly, the figures looking like petrified men. They are understood to represent Biblical characters. Along the top of the- wall Iq front of the hermit' dwelling are a number of heads, like wise carved out of stone. The hermitage is on the summit of the rocks, overlooking - the carven Shore and the sea. People who live on the nearhy mainland call the place the "island of ghosts." Tbe hermit keeps his sculptures swept clear of sand. Tbey seem to have for him a religious significance. -Popular Science Monthly. Hera's a tb'Jnibnajl sketch of a man who, the London Times thinks, deserves some kind of recognition: Long Lang, 63 years old. Loyal North Lancashire regiment: father of ti children; called up as a reservist at the outbreak of the war; served on five battle fronts- ranee. Palestine, Sslenifcl, Bulgaria and Italy; wit nessed the rail or Jerusalem; served in Constantinople following the armUnioe; qnwounded throughout tho war; two sens, William and Thomas, both of the Loyal North Lancashire regiment,- were killed early in the war: another son, t-eier, in tne bcots Guards, was wounded: another son. James, a sergeant in the Ley at North Lancashire regiment, is suu serving. The penny tickets for the Pony- rnd-TraD Baffle were selling in thou sands, McGregor wasn't having any, however. Ha called the whole thing a swindle, Eventually his friends per- maded him to buy one tiouet- WOO should win the pony but McGregor! When the prize wa brought te htm he urveed it gloomily, and finally I told ye tne wnqis ining was a swindle!" W hat s tne matter r- asaea ms friends. Where's the whlpT" hissed -McQre- gor. Edinburgh Scotsman. 'The sise of the waves of th Ati lantio ocean has beea carefully as eertaifled result Of extensive in vestigations made by the officers of the hydregraphia offiee of the United States navy department. In height. we are assured, these waves usually average 30 feet, but in rough weather they will attain seme q to b reet. During Btorras they are frequently from 600 to 600 reet long ana enaure 10 or 11 seconds. The longest wave measured by the hydrographlc office officials was half a mile and it did not spend itself for 23 seconds. Those Who Come and Go. Beneath the cheering glow of a brilliantly lighted Christmas tree in one of the down-town hotels Christ mas eve, there was enacted a Tuletlde homecoming that wrung the hearts of those who knew and understood. He was dressed in the cotton fabric which a thoughtful public provides ere the big iron gate swings tjutward. The prison pallor had not erased the copper tint of his skin, nor had the years of servitude bowed the shoul ders of this unsmiling descendant of early American Indians. She was dressed neatly but plainly. All tha pent-up emotions of 15 years of lone liness were plainly writ upon her face. It was 16 year ago that h had been torn from her side to serve a term for killing of another while his brain was fired with white man's whisky. And for 15 years ha had toiled patiently in a federal prison. His term was up last week and Port land was chosen as the place of meet ing for. him and his faithful wife. It so happened that the homecoming was brought about on Christmas eve, when the spirit of Yule is broadcast about the land. Yesterday they left, arm in arm, for their Montana borne on an Indian reservation. According to hotel attaches, the Indian is a. Car lisle graduate and is the son of a former chief of a Montana tribe. If Manager Myers of the Oregon had not fitted up a big Christmas tree in the lobby Robert 13. Lee Brenner, aged i, of Baltimore, Md., would have lost all faith in Santa Claus. Robert is here with his father and mother. en route to southern California for the remainder of the winter, and his sole topic of conversation throughout the trip across the continent was Santa Claus and Christmas. Hit youthful -mind couldn't understand that Santa would make his annual visit desDite the fact that the family fireplace is hundreds of miles away.' But when be arrived at the Oregon early Christmas eve and found that tree was in readiness he was satis fied. He was one of the first guests in the lobby Christmas morning, where he found that Santa had not failed him. Hotel attaches cot quite a "kick" out of the young man's ex periences. Every hotel in Portland that serv 1 Christmas dinners reported a bigger business this year than ever before. Many dinner parties were the order in every hotel dining room, while there were countless incidents wherein families of two to four selected the hotel dinners rather than suffer the trouble of cooking dinner at home. Hotel managers say that- the in creased business this y-r Is due in a great measure to high living costs. For small families, they point out, it was much cheaper to dine at hotels with dinner at from $1.25 to ti a plate than to purchase the turkey and other necessities for a dinner at home. "Our main business was from families ef two to four and these whs live In apartment houses," said one manager whose Christmas dinner trade was nearly double of that of a year ago. If tha "Come and Go" reporter had wandered into the Portland lobby Christmas afternoon he eould have procured a list of hotel guests such as he had never found before and which would be on the missing list for many months to coma In the center of the lobby Manager Childs had fitted out a large Christmas tree. which shone with brilliance and exud ed the Yuletide spirit. Then, from the streets he invited every little urchin he could find to enter the hostelry as guests of the manarement. Presents and food and candies . -id fruits were distributed to every little street urchin who entered the hotel during the afternoon, and the guests had as much fun out of it as did tbe young sters. Billy, the Irrepressible bellhop 1 one of the hotels along Broadway, la entire' - satisfied with Christmas and tha things it brought. Hotel guests were in a gift-giving mood, and Billy was receptive, to say the least. "I got enough 'Jack' yesterday te get me gojl the diamond we've been looking at for the past few months, and it looks like old man Mendelssohn's well-known tune for us if this Christ mas spirit keeps up until the new year arrives," prophesied tha young man yesterday as ha delivered Christ mas messages and accepted Christmas offerings with speed and smiles. George Kingsbury, manager of Three Wise Fools," which shewed at the Heilig for three nights last week, made Christmas eve a lot brighter for the maids and ether woman on the Portland hotel staff by having them as his guests at tha Christmas eve performance. He told Manager Childs that Portland had given him tha moat Pleasant Christmas he had enjoyed In years and he wanted to round out his pleasure by providing it for ethers. He and Mr. Childs made up a list of hotel employes who witnessed the performance as Christmas guests .of the happy manager. A miniature tidal wave which swept Bay City Christmas day left enough drift wood in many front yards to provide families with fuel for months to come, says J. O. Bozarth, Bay City real estate dealer, who signed his name on the Oregon register. The sea waves rolled away up Into the yard of the Elmore hotel and a flock of chickens were struggling around in the dampness before they were rescued, he says. It was one of the highest tides which aver swept that section, as the spray dashed complete ly over the seal rocks. Tern Nolan, who sports a new "lid" every time he leaves his Corvallls de partment store and comes to Portland, is again in the city and stopping at the Portland. And, as jer usual, ha has a new creation In the way of hats. He was one of those who en. joyed the antics of street urchin about the lobby Christmas tree Satur day afternoon. Some of the choicest Christmas ap-, pies in Portland and elsewhere came from the famed Rooi River valley and some of them eame from the orchard of A. W. Stone, well-known grower of the well-known apples. Mr. Stone spent Christmas in Portland and was registered at the .Portland. Kenneth Bartlett, one of the stellar football players at the University of Oregon during recent years, was at the Imperial over the Christmas holi days. Mr, partlett la now in business at Seattle and registered from the sound metropolis. A. C. Mttehell, a well-known resi dent of Salem, is visiting in the city over the Christmas holidays. He is accompanied by Mrs. Mitchell. They are at the Multnomah. E. P. Allen, traveling auditor of tha Mutual Life Insuranee company of New York, is among those registered at the Portland over the Christmas holidays. His home is at New York city. ' I. B. Bekman, well-known merchant of Albany, 1b here to replenish a stock which Christmas shoppers depleted. He is stopping at the Oregon. Mrs. H. M. Morse of McMinnvllle Is visitinr Portland friends and is reg- I istered at the Multnomah. SCHOOL BEAD MISUNDERSTOOD Ellmlaatioa ef Ferelca Laaraeges for Elementary Schools Only. OREGON AGRICULTURAL COL LEGE. Or., Dec. $. (To the Editor.) In Tbe Oregonian recently I note a statement In a story from Salem that the "elimination of all language In the public schools and colleges of Oregon other than English" had been advocated by me in an address at the annual banquet of tha Six o'Clock club of the First Methodist church of that city. Tha statement just quoted does not at all represent my views upon this question. Jn the ad dress referred to I devoted a few min utes in closing to a discussion of the relation of education to cltlienshlp. and emphasised the fact that, as dis closed in the war and Indicated in the 1920 census, the United 'States had not, been as successful as we were wont to believe in the assimilation of Immigrants, notwithstanding the great growth of the free public schools. I had in mind the report that of more than four million men In the service from the United States during the recent war, 25 per cent or about on million, were illiterate. I -emphasized the importance, In training for citizenship and in pro moting the general welfare of th country- of providing ample oppor tunlty for Immigrants to learn the English language and to become fa miliar with the government and In stltutions of this country; that for eignera coming to the United States should not only have an opportunity but should be required, to learn the English language. It was in this con nection that, having In mind reports that in some sections of the country Inhabited by foreigners, a foreign and not 'the English language had been used In the elementary public schools, I emphasized the importance of hav ing all such schools conducted in the EnrlUh language. Fim the above it will be observed that In my discussion of this question I had -in mind the elementary public schools only, and urged as I believe al! thinking people will agree, that alt such schools should be conducted in tha English language. In this particular statement I made no reference to Institutions of higher learning, in which, of course, pro vision should be made for the study of foreign languages. Aildo from other considerations, tty is necessary in the development of our trade re lations that many of our people be come familiar with the languages of other countries. This Is true par ticularly of French and Spanish, and. to a greater or less extent, also of other languages. W. J. KERR. JAPANESE niti FITS ARE DE.MED. Iaelusia ( Korean la Popalatiaa Resented by Native NEWBERG. Or., Dec. 26 (To the Editor.) Permit roe te say a few words In regard to tha Japanese population, reported in The Oregonian a few day ago. Tbe 1820 census of Japan shows 77,000,000 people. Including her con quered possession of Corea. Japan takes a real prid in announcing to the world that the Corean people are subjects ef Japan, hence they art considered aa Japanese population. The writer, being a Corean, cannot but feel It as an insult to the Corean people and wishes to tell the reading publio that the people of Corea do not wish to be counted aa Japanese subjects, as Corea has formed a gov ernment of her own choice, based on principles of democracy, and has de cided not to submit to the Japanese authority. This voice !s unanimous. Of course, the republio of Corea has not been officially recognized by the leading powers of the world but It Is the official organ through which the Corean people are working for world recognition, Japan knows- that she has fai!d In the administration of Corea, yet she is trying to subjugate a people who ere loyally united for self determination. The independent of Corea is inevitable It is only a Question of time. Sooner or later the people of Corea will -reallee "their dream of national rreeaom. : Again, the writer wishes to decry the terms "Insurgents" and "bandits, applied to the Corean patriots in the northern-part of Core where flght tpg is going on between the Coreans and the Japanese. They are the term which the Japanese manuiac tured to create a bad impression of Coreans In the eyes of the world but the truth is mat tney are me patri otic "Minute-men" or tne Korean revolution, a sacred strua-gle in wnfn there are involved the very life and existence of an oppresses people. C. p. rjL. CHINA RELIEF PLABf TFPRED ACeeptnece of Bond fer Grain Pro. nosed to Save Starving Million. BROCK WAT, Or., Dee. J4e-(To th Editor.) The great drive pow being made te raise money to feed th starving cnuaren or central Europe while a most wormy movement. causes us to wonder why the atten tlon of our philanthropists should be directed almost wholly toward eu rone, whlah the conditions in China, as the result or two severe aruuins, era even worse than In Europe, end where it is said some 20.ouo.ouo win perish is food is set received this winter. Whv could not some arrangement be mad between the governments of America and China by Which our gov- rnnient would accept Chinese bands in exchange for American grain to be used for food ana eea tor tne oom ing season. This would not only sav millions of lives In China, but wound raliev th congestion in American grain markets, thus benefiting our farmers as well. It seems no valid objection could be urged against such an arrange ment and if a precedent were neces sary it may be found in ur selling to the entente nations auring in we supplies to the value of nearly $9,000, 000,000 on mucn tne same plan an. with no better security. With our granaries overflowing and when whole provinces are th eped with depopulation by famine in that unfortunate land, it certainly seems something should be don and done quickly. Is not the plan prac ticable and is not the duty of Amer ica plain? CLARKE) COULTER. Human Mint Reported. SALEM, Or., Dec. 25. (To the Edi tor.) I eee by The Oregonian that an Idaho man coughed ' up a lixard from his stomach. From the akaptlcal way you com ment on this fact I hardly expeet yoq to believe this true aoeount ef a sim ilar elrcumatanoa. A man accident ally swallowed a t-cent pieoe. He im mediately went te a doctor, whq made him cough up $5. . 1 had this man pointed eut te me, and as far as I could e he was no differently constructed from tha rest of us. Maybe you are a bit hasty In draw ing conclusions. V. F. NEIDERHISER. Bonus Lew for Soldiers. GRESHAM. Or., Deo. (Te the Editor.) JDos th state ef Pennsyl vania pay a bonus to ex-asrvlce men enlisting In that atats, ana u o now much? Is It cash? A READER. Adjutant-General Whit, who baa compiled a list of bonus law, ha no record of one adopted by Pennsyl vania, . .. It! More Truth Than Poetry. Br James J. Heatirts, PRE-DIGKSTr.lt LITERATI RB. Although, like every llterateur, I'm deeply interested In classic lore, I much prefer To take It pre-d I Rested. I'd rather not partake of pie When I can get a tartlet. And that explains the reason why I'm strong for Mr. Bartlett. A thousand author he ha read Who wrote through all th age. And put tha tippy things they said In fourteen hundred pane. No weary hour you'd need devote, If you but only knew It. In memorizing stuff to quota. You'd just let Bartlett do It. I don't know how ha found the time. And yet hi book disclose t That h haa read all prose an'd rhyme From Kipling bark to Moses. And. culling tuff that had the punch io nit the puhllo favor. He spread a literary lunch Chock-full of pep and savor. If In these labored lays ef mine A phrase seem rather happr. Or If your eye should meet a lin Particularly snnppy. Tou will not register concern. Or wonder a you spot m, If you read Bartlett. you will lean Just how and wher I got 'm. Tan Happen. We are glad Ohregon has starteil many reforms, and we trust that Uncle Sam doesn't have to go down end finish sny of them. s Aak Mr. Ce He Kilsn. A scientist assert that weher conditions affect politic. 11 probably noticed the November froi-t. X Wonder. The Germans ure still paying sal aries to the ilohentollern. but they aren't pinning any nior meuala on them. (Copyrisljt. 1J0, r Th Moll pnnlral, Inr John Burroughs' Nature Notes. Can you answer these aueatinnaT 1. Do birds of different specie flock together In winter? 2. Do animal ever eat dirt in win ter? 3. Does a man' house reflect hi character? Answers In tomorrow's nature notes. Answer to previous question!: 1. How does winter bring ua In closer touch with wild nlmal? Under the pressure of the cold, all the wild creatures, become, outlaws, and roam abroad beyond their urunl haunts. In fact, winter like inn great calainil. changes th status of most creatures and set them adrift. Winter, like poverty, make us ie. quainted with al range bedfellow. 2. Are new net ever built on top of the last year' nest? A farmer took m out under hi porch one April day, and showed m a phoelietilrd a nrst six stories hih. Tha same bird had n doubt relumed year after year; and aa there was room for only one nest upon her favorite shelf, phe had each season reared a new super-structure upua the old a a foundation. S. I farm life aa picturesque as formerly? It is unquestionably true that farm life nd farm scene In this country are less picturesque than they wer 60 or 100 yeara aco. Ths la owing partly to tha advent of machinery, winch enable th farmer to do re much of his work by proxy, and hence remove turn rartner from tn unit. (Right reserved by Houghton Mifflin Co.) In Other Days. Twenty-five Year Aao, Prom Th Oreroaian of Pewnber IT, 1M.V A very large and highly Interested audience was present at the armory last night to mitnc th quarterly review and Inspection of til Firt regiment O. K. U. The council committee on wave and mean compute the total tax levy for next year a about 25 mill. Lust year it wa 27 1 mills. rrsldent Roosnvrlt, of th New York police board, damonatrated en a recent hunday h had nK relaaad hi determination to uphold th etclre law to their letter. Many salesmen were taken In custody for plying their trade on tbe Sabbath. Th Seattle chamber of c cm me re e has prepared a memorial to eoagreea setting forth tha need of fortifica tions oa the sound. Fifty Tear if, rrora Tha Oresenlaa of rm ST, lwnt. The New party In Now Hampshire, which has bern kept alive wllh great difficulty by a fw disaffected demo crats, le dead at last. Potatoes are very sctrr In Peor ia county t f 1 SO par bushsl. I there any exrus for tills un thrift end Improvldenoc? Mrs. Mary Curtis I, le a letter to one of the member ef the Le Memorial committee, statM that her late husbands nam was Robert to ward. Notwithstanding that the skating Is very sick at Couch's lake, a lot of persistent people were still eplnnlng una yterdy. iOT LAST. Of KXPRESS It IPF.H jt p i' r, a i v;le2-4rles 5RSi-v Writer VWeaH,nd..n af Living Member Kasnons rioaeer Cirwnp. PORTLAND, Do. It. (To Editor ) In an editorial under th heading Last of tha Tony Express Riders. The Oregonian speak of a Mr. Uo or itur as probably the last of that one famous group of Intrepid pioneer ef the western country, This is a mis take. I am honored with th friendship r one of America's noblemen: s gentle man of the olden Ivpe, living in re tirement in Alameda, Cal., Mr. Will-. lam Pridhem. Te meet this rasa of gentleat nature end a courtesy ofl manner seldom round in tn matter-' oNfact business world, and listen to tbe tale of frontier life ae he x perlenced it In his work a pony ex pressman, and later In the employ of the Wells-Fargo company, ie a pleasure not te be forgotien. Certainly, no one meeting .-vir. rrin- ham could suspect that ona of hie gentle nature could ever hav been engaged in ma naxarunu worn tn the pny express, but Mr. Prldham is an illustration of the fact that tho very experience which In a 1 noble mind tena io orutaua niinu and heart, may serve to awaken and foster that love lor ni fallow whic.n characterised tn in ana prac tice ef this member ef the Wells- Kargo company. - No doubt h eould and would f nr ninh olenty of Interesting matter for the readara of The Oreeronlan on one at th molt wonaerrui ana nero'O episodes in th rich history of herore Of empire-building en this continent. J'