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Give postoffice address in full, Including county and state. rostage Rates 12 to 16 pages. 1 cent; 18 to 82 pages, 2 cents; 34 to 4S pages, 3 cents; 60 to 60 pages, 4 cents; 62 to 76 pages, 5 cents; 78 to t'2 pages, 6 cents. Foreign post age, double rates. K as Tern Business Offices Verree A Conk lln. New York, Brunswick building. Chi cago. Steger building. San Francisco Office R. J. Bldwell Co.. 742 Market street. European Office Ko. 3 Regent street S, W., London. PORTLAND, THURSDAY, JUNE It, 18t. GREAT BOON' TO CANADA. The title of the Underwood tariff might fitly be changed to "A bill for the promotion of emigration of Amer ican farmers to Canada." That is the view taken of the bill by Eastern Ore gon farmers. They see that oats are to be on the free list and they wonder what 'benefit would accrue to them If a large crop in Umatilla County came In the same year as a short crop in other sections of this country and a heavy crop in Canada. Four years ago, "When there was such a combina tion of events, Umatilla farmers got $30 a ton for their crop, being shield ed from Canadian competition by pro tection. With barley on the free list, they would have to share their good fortune with Canada, perhaps give that country the bulk of it. If the Democrats should do as they now propose, put both wheat and flour on the free list, Canadian wheat could be shipped 'by way of Vancou ver to California and would cut down materially, if not entirely abolish, the premium that state now pays on Uma tilla bluestem, which ranges from 2 cents at the beginning of the season to as much as 10 cents. Did the Democrats propose to cut duties on what is consumed as well as on what Is produced without discrim ination between sections, the farmers would not object so seriously. But when they must pay duty on sacks In which to put free wheat, while the Southern farmer gets cotton bagging duty free, and when like discrimina tion is practiced in favor of the South and against the West in many other Tespocts, they think they are not get ting a square deal. They feel that their land at J100 to $200 an acre will be compelled to compete with Cana dian land at $40 to $50 an acre. If this is to be the case, they reason, they might as well go to Canada. That reasoning in the minds of many may change the stream of emi gration to the Dominion into a flood and may cause the loss to this coun try of the stanchest and most compe tent food producers in the world sci entific farmers who have raised their business to the highest point of effi ciency. HJTTLNG ON THE U). President Wilson on May 26 startled the country by fathering the broad charge that a systematic effort to de feat the new tariff bill was being made by a powerful lobby and by cer tain affected interests through paid newspaper advertisements. "Wash ington," said the President, "has sel dom seen so numerous, so Industrious or so insidious a lobby." On the following day in the Senate Senator Cummins presented a resolu tion proposing a thorough investiga tion of the charges made by the Pres ident. A counter resolution was of fered by Senator Kern, which "great ly restricted the scope and limited the thoroughness of the Investigation." The words In quotation marks are Senator La Follette's. The Wisconsin Senator vigorously supported the Cummins resolution in the Senate. If there was a lobby. Senators Cummins and La Follette wanted to know all about It, and they wanted the coun try to know. But notwithstanding the sensational accusations of the Presi dent, the Democratic Senate majority decided to put on the soft pedal. Senator La Follette tells the whole story in the current issue of his week ly, adding this remark: But the Kern substitute was passed. A limited Investigation was ordered. Instead of seising this occasion for making a most searching Inquiry Into the practices cf the lobby that President Wilson declares to be "Insidious" and "industrious." the Demo cratic majority confined the Investigation which could not bo avoided to a proceeding which by the terms of the resolution adopt ed can scarcely accomplish more than a mere scratching of the surface. In the list of Senators who protest ed against an open inquiry by voting against the Cummins and for the Kern resolution, Mr. La Follette In cludes our own Senators, Lane and Chamberlain. SALOON MODELS. A model liquor license law is an admirable thing, no doubt. We have heard a great deal about it in Oregon during the past five or six years, and In one or two places. Dallas, for ex ample a model license has been adopted. The latest news from Dallas Is that certain restless citizens, impa tient under the Inspiration of a grow ing popular thirst, are moving to get another saloon where only two sa loons bloomed before. We are bound to assume that the model license plan of limiting the number of saloons in that thriving city to two has not been able to satisfy everybody. We are moved to these remarks by a letter, printed today, from President. Ullmore, of the National Model Li cense League. Mr. Gllmore appears to be considerably disturbed over the prospect of another prohibition cam paign In Oregon. He may well be. We recall that during the latest pro hibition campaign particularly in the Issue over the home rule amendment there were profuse promises of model licenses and model conduct on the part of the saloonkeepers. We have no doubt the pledges will be solemnly renewed In another prohibi tion campaign. We would not, of course, discour age the adoption of model licenses In communities where liquor Is to be old. We believe In a model license, fcut we believe more In the effleacv of model public officers. We should also like to see the National Model License League promote a movement to put the saloons, under a model license, in the hands of model saloonkeepers. Th American Machinist prints a suggestion that It may be possible to bottle up the sun's energy, of which vast quantities now go to waste in deserts and on the ocean. Mature does the trick by -the activity of chlo rophyl in green leaves, but man has not yet learned to imitate her. If he ever does he will have a source of power which Is literally "inexhaust ible." Perhaps some arrangement of reflectors will accomplish the end in the course of time. There is really no hurry about it, since the world's coal supply is good for three or four hun dred years more. THE POOR MAN'S CLOTHES. One of the loudest cries against the present wool tariff is that it taxes the poor man's clothes; but what does the Underwood tariff propose to do 7 Though the investigation by the Taft Tariff Board showed 10 to 15 per cent .o be ample protection on coarse cloth, the Underwood bill puts a uni form rate of 35 per cent on coarse, medium and fine cloth. This rate affords ample protection to medium cloth, but Is Inadequate for fine grades, of which very little is made in this country, even under the present tariff. Had the Democrats availed themselves of the services of a tariff board to get at bottom facts, they would not have cut duties too low In one place, not low enough in another. But the Democrats prefer revision with an ax and in consequence the poor man will continue to pay more than his fair share of the taxes. THE LAST OP ITS KIND. The automobile parade yesterday was a disappointment. It must be con fessed with chagrin to the thousands of visitors that one conspicuous fea ture of the Rose Festival was far be low the mark. Fof illustration, the firemen of Portland, who have lately had such abundant evidence of the public concern in them and their wel fare, but lily requited it by their per functory display of their fire appratus. There were many automobiles with very little adornment, and there were others that had no business In line. There were, of course, a number of beautifully decorated cars; but they were too few and far between. Some how there was a woeful lack of initia tive management and proper discrim ination. Other features of the Rose Festival are wonderful in their completeness and variety. The electric parade was satisfactory, the "night in Rosaria" was first-class and the rose show at the Armory was up to Portland's best traditions. The crowds are large and the Interest of visitors from remote points is very great. Portland has well advertised itself by its magnifi cent Rose Festival. Yet It has become obvious that if the Rose Festival Is to be a permanent annual event and if It Is to reflect credit upon Portland's taste, generos ity, spirit and enterprise it must be reorganized. ONE MORE. The average citizen will receive with calmness the news from Illinois that the Legislature has granted suf frage to women. It was to be expect ed, for it is a part of the Inevitable trend of the times. Ten states of the forty-eight have yielded to the righteous demands of women for the ballot. The movement which began in the enlightened states of the West has thus at last crossed the Mississippi and enveloped Illinois. After a lit tle while it will spread over the be nighted Fast, and it may also seize '.he darkest South, where they now disfranchise women by law and the cclored man and brother by force. If there is any one in Oregon who still would withhold the ballot from women, he has had nothing to say since the last city election in Port land. There and then the women de monstrated not only their power but their careful and discriminating judg ment. The satisfactory outcome of the election Is by common consent at tributed in great measure to them. The forces and elements that profit by politics and by commercialized gov ernment may not be pleased with woman suffrage. But practically all others are, where it is in effect. We look to see other states In the column soon. The indurated and skeptical East might as well recog nize what is coming. The apprehen sive South after a while will give woman equal legal rights with the ne gro and will help her maintain them. It will help, not hinder, the solution of the race problem. THE BEAUTY OF BREVITY. Most books are too long. So are most speeches. It is a rare author who knows when to stop and the ora tor who has the great secret of brev ity is still rare. He wanders on and on until all his hearers are praying that he may be stricken dumb. If he would cut his lucubrations short everybody would love him. As It is every orator Is an object of hatred to his miserable victims. There is a story of a wordy brother who went to an Oregon mountain town to make a speech to the public school graduates. He began promptly at 8 o'clock. At half past ten he de luded his suffering audience by say ing casually. "But I must be brief." At half past eleven he promised pa renthetically to bring his "few scatter ing remarks to a close." At twenty minutes past twelve he actually stopped. The dying were carried home on stretchers. This orator was rather more piti less than most of his kind but they are all thirsty for human gore. Dy ing groans are music to their souls and swooning women delight them. The best speech ever delivered In this country was Lincoln's at Gettysburg and It lasted only a minute or two. Some say he got through It in half a minute. At any rate. It was short. All the really great books are brief. The New Testament would hardly fill a Sunday newspaper. The "Vicar of Wakefield" can be read through in an hour. "Hamlet" Is only a pamphlet. "The Pilgrim's Progress" is not much longer. The true rule Is to leave an audience wanting to hear more and the reader sorry when the book comes to an end. Nobody ever grows tired of Robinson Crusoe. Everybody wishes "The Treasure Island" might go on for hundreds of pages more. But Stevenson was wise in his generation and stopped at the psychological point. No wonder Dr. Slosson makes a plea for brevity in the pages of the In dependent. If he had his way the magazines would publish their valu able articles in booklets which could be bought for a nickel. No doubt he would also like to see novels cut down to about a quarter of their usual length. We are sure we should. There Is too much going on in the world to spend days over a single book unless it is very great and then it Is sure to be short In any case. The next literary form will no doubt be the short ndVel. Perhaps we may even live to see the dawn of the short autobiography. HAIR SPIITTINO. Interested persons in Salem have supplied the Capital Journal of that city with argument in support of the theory that the special referendum election law Is unconstitutional and in opposition to The Oregonian's criti cism of Judge Galloway's decision. It is argued that because the first paragraph of the law sets a day for a special election without relating cause or reason therefor, the act does not meet the requirements of the constitution that special elections shall be called for a specific purpose. Yet the succeeding paragraph of the law provides that all measures passed by the Twenty-seventh Legislature upon which the referendum shall be in voked shall be submitted at such spe cial election. While the submission of such meas ures is admitted by our ingenious friends to be the purpose of the elec tion it is held not to be the purpose because the Legislature couldn't have that kind of purpose and keep within the constitution. The argument turns on a provision of the constitution, which provides that no law shall be passed which "shall be made to de pend upon any authority, except as provided in this constitution." This leads to the following: The taking effect of this law. If it waa possible for It to take effect at all, la made to depend upon a contingency. That contingency was and is the Invoking of the referendum on any measures passed by the Twenty-seventh Legislative Assembly. It would depend upon whether or not Parkin son or some one else worked up a referen dum on the U. of O. appropriation or on some other bills. A very similar attack was made sev eral years ago on the local option law of 1905. That act provides for the calling of special elections contingent upon somebody working up a petition and acquiring the signatures of 10 per cent of the voters. The local option law even goes so far as to declare that prohibition within the political subdivision designated in the petition shajl be contingent upon the vote of the people in the special election. There is not only one but two contin gencies. Tet the Supreme Court has held that the local option law does not contravene the inhibition In the constitution cited by our Salem critics. The only distinction that we can discover between the two laws In the particular of creating a dependency on some other authority is that the local option law provides for holding an election "on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November of any year"; while the referendum election law provides for an election "on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November, 1913." If It be contended that It is lawful to call an election in any year but unlawful to call one In a specific year, each elec tion to be contingent upon the filing of a legally authorized petition, the hair-splitting is so fine that The Ore gonlan cannot see it at all. GIOVANETTT8 "CAGE." One day in the course of the dis order at the notorious Lawrence strike a person happened to be killed. This Incident was followed by the ar rest of three of the mob orators. They were accused of Inciting the riot which caused the murder and upon that charge were kept tn jail for seven months without bail. They might have had a speedier trial but for the fore thought of their lawyers, who sup posed, It is said, that some delay might secure them a more considerate hear ing. One of the three men arrested was Arturo Giovanettl, an Italian, who had begun life as a student of the ology and passed on to the estate of a Syndicalist orator. At the time of the Lawrence strike Giovanettl was about thirty years old and far richer in weird experience than in cash. He had written poetry for Italian papers but none in English. Nobody sus pected that he had the gift of song but all recognized his power to stir the mob. While Giovanettl was in Salem Jail the enterprising "Bill Haywood" vis ited him and asked him why he did not write something on the topic of "Sixteenth Century Courts Trying to Solve Twentieth Century Problems." The theme attracted the young Italian. Perhaps the ghosts of the witches who were hanged at Salem a couple of cen turies before Inspired his muse. They had been sent to their accounts by the courts. What else had he and his com rades to expect? As Giovanetti pond ered he had a vision and describing the vision he produced a poem, "The Cage," which is published in the June Atlantic. Evidently the magazine published it with misgivings, for the editor makes an apology for It in his closing pages, but the piece is so full of the divine fire that he had not the heart to reject it. In his poem Gi ovanetti depicts a philosophy of life which Is freed from all the familiar concepts of God, immortality and law. The human race, as he sees Its future, will depend upon its own intelligence for happiness and expect no help from the outside. It will discard traditions, break with moral formulas and go to its ends by the shortest way, using any means that may offer themselves. Such symbols as "fidelity, honor, relig ion" will have no meaning In Syndi calist civilization and no reverence will be taught for tradition. Giovanetti, speaking for Syndical ism, throws overboard everything that comes to us from the past. He loathes its whole Inheritance, but most of all he loathes the courts. His "Cage" is a vision of a courtroom. The judge Is an "old and hoary man upon the flreless and godless altar" and "old and hoary were the tomes that mold ered behind him on the dusty shelves." It is from these books of the dead that the law for the living is sucked by the death's head Judge and the skinny lawyers. "Old were the words they spoke the dead echoes of dead centuries. In the great greenish room there was nothing but the silence of dead centuries and of ears that listen no more." Giovanetti goes on to de scribe with all the magic of genius the living things to which they might lis ten if they would, the strivings of men in work and love and politics, but no sound from the Joom of time penetrates that hideous siience. The ghouls continue their feast in an un broken calm, devouring the hearts of their prey. The tragedy of It all is that these specters gain their power over men by virtue of what is best in us. It Is our enthusiasms, our de votions, our invincible loyalties, our love of liberty that bring us Into the Cage. "Brothers, it is the things we love that enslave us, it Is the things we yearn for that subdue us." If we could only grin in contented sties there would be no strife between the living and the dead and no use for the Cage. Then Giovanetti describes the trial where "senility, dullness and dissolu tion were all around the green iron cage and nothing was new and young and alive In the great room except the three men who were In the cage." The bony hand of the past was thrust into the present to seize three more vic tims and devour them, using the law to bind Its prey. The obvious com ment upon this picture is that Giova netti and his two companions were acquitted. The' had a fair trial. The evidence against them was sifted down to the last atom and the Jury east it away. Dead as the Judge was. "sitting on his faldstool on the fire less and godless altar." he yet had life enough to see that the scales of jus tice hung even throughout the trial. From the moldy lawbooks on the dus ty shelves the spectral lawyers ex tracted principles which saved Gi ovanetti's neck and sent him out of the cage to preach his new gospel In safety. The law is provoklngly be hind the times in many particulars and the courts are often slow to hear the reverberations of modern life but still we must finally admit that all the world has gained by its battles for liberty is securely preserved for us in the sheep-bound volumes which Gi ovanettl contemns and expounded as a sacred trust by the Judges whom he derides. The principles of law stand for the courage and sacrifice of thou sands of men like Giovanettl. Every letter has been wet with the tears of hopeless exiles, every word has been stamped with the blood of martyrs. The malice of petty Interest and the ingenuity of time-serving judges some times pervert the law and make It kill where It ought to cure, but they are transient and their purpose fails. The mighty stream resumes its course and the pebbles that would have dammed it are swept away. One by one the gains that the world makes by its wars and labors and thoughts are embodied in the law and there they exist forever, shielding flaming souls like Giovanettl from the malice that would cut short their lives and silence their tongues. Bishop Brent, head of the Episcopal Church In the Philippine Islands, has called down rebuke upon his head by speaking of steerage Immigrants as "the common people." The New Haven Journal-Courier asks who are the uncommon people and continues: Is the possession of riches the dividing line? If it is. then, that all those who sub slat In the sweat of their brows belong to the common class, are there enough left of the other kind to engage the services of an actively Inclined clergyman 7 As a mem ber of the common people, we beg to sug gest to those massaging us every' now and then with their patronizing notice that their task among us would be considerably re duced by treating us as if we had just a modicum of common sense. It is most difficult for one with in stincts of a born aristocrat the be lief Instilled from Infancy that he is one of a superior breed of humanity to conceal the fact, even when making an honest effort to be democratic. Bishop Brent was probably making such an effort, but early training and association were too much for him. St. Paul, Minn., is rejoicing in the success of an unprecedented experi ment. The city issued some bonds which did not sell well through the us ual syndicates. A department store bought them up and resold them at cost to its customers, mostly In lots of about $250. They went off like hot cakes. The incident contains a lesson for other cities and other department stores. Why should not municipal debts be owned largely at home? No patronage under control of Rep resentative Lloyd, chairman of the House committee on accounts, is to get away from the Lloyd family. He has appointed his brother clerk at $2500 and his son assistant clerk at $1800. When he has appointed a cousin or nephew messenger at $1000, the committee-room will closely resemble a gathering of the Lloyds in family re union. Governor West, as ex-officio divine dispenser of justice and favors, was bound to remit the penalty Imposed on a prison guard for beating brutally a convict on the streets of Salem. What standing has a parole-breaker? The guard should be reprimanded, however, by the executive for his im patience and advised to wait the next time until he had the unfortunate in side. Local bank statements in response to the late call of the Controller showed the customary Increase in de posits. This is a feature of finance peculiar to Portland. Possibly the Rose Festival was the drawing power that led a Multnomah convict in state prison to escape Tuesday. Can you blame him? Now that President Wilson says the lobby must go the lobbyists would do well to rush a lobby to lobby for the lobbyists. Come on, let's start war with Japan. The Jap baseball team is trimming ours at every clash in Tokio. It Is not every city that can throw in a spectacular fire as added attrac tion to its annual festival. Seattle plain-clothes men are enti tled to credit for knowing how to handle a streetcar bandit. No, that spectacular $95,000 fire was not a part of the regular pro gramme. The man who tries to board a mov ing car Is In a gamble with the under taker. When the Young Turks kill off all the old gobblers there w.ill be no Sick Man. Really, now, wouldn't you rather be alive in Portland than dead anywhere else? Having beaten the English at polo, there's nothing else left to beat them at, The suit against the oatmeal trust is something to make a stir-about. But perhaps you can pick up a lit tle much-needed rest next week. Chile announces plans -for ten new warships. For whom ? But, did the English ever beat us at anything? Illinois is in line on equal suffrage at last. Weather's certainly doing its shan MODEL LICENSE LAW IS OUTLINED National Organisation Offers Substitute for Prohibition In Oregon. PORTLAND. June 7. (To the Ed itor.) In The Oregonlan you print a special dispatch from Eugene, Or., In which It is stated that the Oregon cam paign for the repeal of the home rule amendment to the local option law, at the 1914 election, and for state-wide prohibition In 1916, was lanched at a mass convention of prohibition advo cates held there, and that a citizens' league, with the special purpose of aid ing in the enforcement of the prohibi tion laws and in advancing the Inter ests of prohibition, was formed. According to the latest report of the United States Commissioner of Inter nal Revenue there are 2431 retail liquor dealers In Oregon, and the total number of dealers in alcoholic bever ages In the state was 2808. A three years' campaign to put these persons out of business will undoubtedly create much contention and strife and cause bitter feeling. Even should home rule be taken away from the people of Oregon and prohibition prevail, nothing will be ac complished for the cause of true tem perance. The sale of alcoholic bever ages will go on as it now goes on in the several prohibition states. No "dry" law Is permanent. Prohibition must fail whether It prohibits or not If It does not prohibit It Is a failure. If It does prohibit it will be repealed because of the demand of the people for alcoholic beverages. Regulation is the solution of the liquor problem. The National Model License League, made up of leading distillers, brewers, wholesale and retail liquor dealers and others who have given the subject much thought, is urging constructive legislation along this line, and favor legislation embodying the following principles; First That a retail liquor license once issued should carry with It the right of renewal so long as the holder obeys the law, and so long as the com munity is not voted "dry." This would prevent politicians from Influencing the granting or the refusing of licenses. Second The license fee should be reasonable; excessive high license must inevitably compel the handling of in ferior goods and possibly the violation of law. Third No new license should be is sued until the proportion becomes one for each 500 of population. Fourth The license should be sus pended for 30 days upon the holder's first conviction of violation of law and cancelled permanently upon second conviction. T. M. GILMORE, President Nat'l Model License League. NO MARRIAGE CLUB AT WELLESLEY Student Orgs nlzatlon Denies Story Originating In Boston Nenspaper. PORTLAND, June 11. (To the Edi tor.) May I be permitted to state the Tacts with regard to a Wellesley story published some time ago? The ac count of the formation of a "Marriage Club" at Wellesley, members of which are pledged not to marry for three years after graduation and not to marry any man on a salary of less than $5000 a year, was made up by a reporter on a Boston newspaper. When news of the article reached Wellesley, Indigna tion Tan high. The students were called together by order of the student gov ernment president for the purpose of finding out if there were any founda tion for the story. When a thorough in vestigation had been made, and proof of the non-existence of such a club was fully established, the president of the Student Government Association wrote to the editor of the paper calling his attention to the error and asking him to make the proper correction, which he was unwilling to do. Following is a statement made by Mary Wheeler Humphrey, president of the Wellesley Student Government As sociation. The evidence for the non-existence of the so-called "Marriage Club" at Wellesley is conclusive. Because of the apparent falsity of the newspaper story, the whole studem body was called together. Every girl was put on her honor to give any information she might have as to such a club. No girl knew of Its existence. The student body la In dignant that auch a misrepresentation ot Wellc3ley should be spread over the coun- As the Wellesley press board is making a special effort this year to furnish reliable news for the Boston and New York papers represented by its members, it is to be especially re gretted that this breach In the agree ment of one of the papers thus repre sented should have occurred. Any thing which you can do to correct the unfortunate report, which has already spread all over the country, will be greatly appreciated by the publicity committee of the Oregon Wellesley Club. MYRTLE HUNT TRAVIS. Chairman. THOSE WHO FLEE FROM NEW LAW Bridegrooms Mny Be Judged by Ac ceptance of Examination Requirement. M'CLEARY. Wash., June 10. (To the Editor.) I notice a comment In The Oregonlan upon the result of the new marriage law In Oregon. It seems that there Is likely to be a rush of couples to Vancouver or Into Washington, where an examination as to the physi cal competency of the candidates is not required. It occurs to me that there will be a rather strong flavor of reason behind any running away from that excellent law. The man who knows that he can not pass an examination will find It much to his convenience to affect an air of insulted personal privacy. He will set up the claim that no one has any right to meddle. That Is the most natural thing to expect from the fel low who is polluted. On the other hand It will be a fine testimonial to a woman of . the con fidence she may have In a man when he comes up for the examination. She will at least know the facts. I trust the time is not far distant when In every land not only men but women wll be compelled to submit to a test as to both mental and physical fitness. And then little will be done to stop the corrupted stream until each sex alike is rendered helpless to propa gate an Incompetent progeny, where there Is found unfitness to assume the marriage vows. The added pressure to illegitimacy and immorality arising from the prohibition to marry will but complicate the matter without sterilisa tion. Returning to the Oregon law. It will be well known now that the people who are married there aTe at least clean. People will draw their own in ference with reference to those who run away. r. h. reed. We Give It Up, PORTLAND, Or., June 1L (To the Editor.) What has gone wrong with Portland's Fire Department? Not a rose nor a flag on the Rose City's Fire Department automobiles in yesterday's parade. From the days of the Volun teers to June 11. 1913, Portland has been proud of the showing made by this department on occasions of this kind. David Campbell never "passed up" a Rose Carnival parade, as this one was "passed up." Did the pride in the de partment go with the passing of the late Chief? If the "boys" have no pride in the department they should show some appreciation for the vote given them on June 2, 1913. X. A Good Hand at Crlbbaaje. WOODLAND, Wash., June 10. To the Editor.) Please tell me through The Oregonlan the number of points In a cribbage hand of four fives and a jack turned for trumps. SUBSCRIBER. The Jack and each five count four fifteens, wblch score eight points; the four fives make four combinations of 15, scoring eight more points; the four fives score 12 points; total. 28. Stars and Star-makers By Leone Cass Baer. From 94 Sherman avenue. Tompkins, villa. New York City, comes a breezy little note written by that always busy woman Helen Strickland, who Is In private life Mrs. Robert Conness. She says, among other things: "I thought we were coming home to rest after our long season with the Baker Players, but I am fulfilling- that contract alone. Mr. Conness received three offers be fore we had been home three days. One of the offers was for Denver, one for Newark, N. J., and one for Bridgeport. Conn., where we were season before last. He accepted this last, as It was broken ground, and they wanted him badly. I was down for the opening. It was fine. Loads of applause, ditto flowers, ditto general rejoicing. I was 'earnestly requested' to play my beloved 'dope fiend' in 'The Deserters' next week, and though 1 love her dearly I re fused. I'm tired and my little home nest looks most Inviting and I'm going to 'stay put' for a while anyway. . . We shall always be deeply interested In the doings of the Baker Players. . . ." . m How have the mighty fallen! Florence Roberts Is playing; characters with the Orpheum stock company In Philadel phia, Pa., at the Chestnut-street The ater. Frances Starr says that maybe David Belasco pulled Mrs. Leslie Carter about by her hair to incite temperament, but that she very much doubts .the story. "Not that Mr. Belasco would hesitate to pull one's hair, or tweak one's nose If he thought It would produce some development In character he was aiming at," says his only feminine star. She says the only fad she has Is the fad of living. And it keeps her busy. This from the New York Morning Telegraph of June 5 speaks volumes: Little Miss Mayo Methot, said to be the champion child actress of the world, is soon to make her debut in the East In rather a spectacular manner. Miss Methot. who Is aged 8, was discov ered by Cathrlne Counties in Portland. Or., last Summer. In several plays produced by Miss Countlss she gave a remarkable ex hibition of acting. Now the child wonder la coming Bast as the official mascot of the Portland Adver tising Club when It attends the National Advertising Convention in Baltimore next month. It will be her proud privilege to present huge bouquets of Oregon roses to President Wilson and to the Mayors of New York and Boston. The child la the granddaughter of Minnie Methot. who wsa prima donna In "Princess Chic" and other comic operas of 20 years ago. An offer of $90,000 for 30 consecutive weeks In vaudeville has been made Ger trude Hoffmann. She has given no re ply to the proposal, it Is said. As a box office card Miss Hoffmann Is de sirable. Her managers see a world of money ahead with Miss Hoffmann as a vaudeville magnet. s s May Yohe is at last back In Eng land, where she is looking for engage ments. George Alison and his wife, Gertrude Rivers, will play their fifth consecu tive season with the Crescent Theater stock In Brooklyn. Theodore Roberts has christened the Ludlow-street bastlle In New York where he Is still rest curing, "The Castle of the High Cost of Living." S ' s Warda Howard, who played in Port land stock about six years ago, is com ing back to the Coast. Now she Is to open In Ta.com a. as stock star for a Summer engagement Julia Lorenz, who has been leading man at the Amer ican Theater in Philadelphia, is to open as leading man with Miss Howard. In private life she Is Mrs. Lorenz. Thais Magrane. a San Francisco product. Is leading woman in the Olentangy stock at Columbus. O. s From Dayton, O., comes praise of Volberg Ahlgren's work in the stock company in which John Sainpolis Is playing leads. The company opened In "The Concert," the comedy Leo Dltrlch steln brought to the Coast this season. Miss Ahlgren's role was that of the conscientious secretary, a character part that she made full of comedy and played delightfully, according to the Dayton critics. e From vaudeville to grand opera and back to vaudeville Is the unusual ex perience of Frank Coombs, the Seattle tenor of the Coombs and Aldwell team at the Orpheum. Before his profes sional career Mr. Coombs was an em ploye of the Seattle postoffice and prominent in all amateur theatricals. From that he went on the stage and later became a member of the Man hattan Grand Opera Company under the management of Oscar Hammer stein. He sang in the New York pro duction of "Hans, the Flute Player," with Felice Lyne, whose uncle and aunt are Dr. and Mrs. F. E. Moore, who is responsible for the revival of "Silver Threads Among the Gold." He brought It to life about seven years ago with the Primrose minstrels, and his phonograph record of the song has a sale of 76,000 to Its credit. Charm ing little Winnie Baldwin, of Bronson and Baldwin, is another Pacific Coast product. Her home Is Los Angeles, where she made her first stage appear ance the last season of Murray and Mack. Walter Young, of "The Ward robe Woman," Is also a Californlan with his home In Glendale, Just out of Los Angeles. Her visit to Portland has been like a sight of home and the old folks to Jane Elton, soubrette of "Fun in a Boardinghouse" at the Empress. She met dear old-time friends here Mr. and Mrs. D. Mattson and the actress has been their guest at their home on Portland Heights. The Matsons are from Minneapolis, where Miss Elton played In stock for several years. Miss Elton had the good fortune of being schooled In dramatic art in a stock company, nearly every member of which has become a star. When she was Ingenue with the Woodward Stock Company, which played engagements at Minneapolis and St, Paul, her fellow players were Marie Doro, now a cele brated actress; Cathrlne Countlss, who also won renown and became a Port land favorite; Robert Druet, who has achieved dramatic fame In the East; George Burkhardt, known as the star of "Circumstantial Evidence." and Charles Balsar, who was leading man for Mrs. FIske for several years. Miss Elton has been the guest of honor In a round of entertainment In her week's engagement In Portland. The Mattsons have had her on sight seeing tours. Their daughter, Mrs. Bess Reneke, also has been host for the little actress, and Dr. LUlibel Pat terson, also an old-time friend from Minneapolis, has entertained the vis iting vaudevllllst- Twenty-five Years Ago From The Oregonlan of June 12. 1S88. Albany. June 11. J. H. Foster an old resident of this city, died this morning. He came to Albany in 1850. Seattle. June 11. A lodge ot the Benevolent Protective Order of Elks, a theatrical order, has been Instituted here with a good membership. This Is the second lodge on the Coast. Practically, the Oregon & Collfomla Railroad Company retired from busi ness yesterday. It will retain its cor porate existence, but It will never again operate a railroad. Its two lines, the one reaching from Portland to Ashland and one from Portland to Corvallts. are now in realltv a part of the great Southern Pacific svstem un der lease. James T. Hembree. more familiarly called "Uncle Jimmy," a great hunter, an ardent angler, is likewise a Demo crat of the most uncompromising tvpe. The election hugely disgusted Uncle Jimmy and yesterday he was heard to declare that he was going to Tilla mook to get out of the United States and where he hoped to find at least one Democrat. Last night Republican primaries to select delegates to the city conven tion were held. In the First Ward there were two tickets. The regular ticket contained the names of Paul Labbe and W. T. Everson In place of A. J. Coffee and Ralph Lee. Follow ing are the delegates elected: C F. Beebe, W. T. Hume. S. B. Schwab. Sam Woodward. A. H. Tanner. S. Coffin. P. B. Slnnott. Paul Labbe. G. Casten dleck. J. c. Carson. W. T. Everson. In the Second Ward there was a very lively contest between S. Farrell ana Ted Holman. The Farrell men were victorious. Half a Century Ago From The Oregonlan of June 12 1S63 Chicago, June 3. The military took possession of the Times newspaper office this morning. The officer in command ordered that no further issue of the paper be made. Washington. June 4. A commission from New York indorsed by Horace Greeley. George Opdyke. William Cullen Bryant and D. S. Dickenson requested the President to give a command to General Fremont at some point where he can rally around him the colored men. The President declared he would gladly receive into the service any number of colored men. believed the command of them offered scope for the highest ambition and would with all his heart offer it to General Fremont. Rear of Vlcksburg, May 31. The bombardment continues. All the guns are in position. We opened fire at mid night and continued until daylight. Goldsmith Bros. & Co. have on exhibi tion at their store, corner Front and Alder streets, the largest bar of gold ever seen in this city, assayed by them principally from John Day dust. The bar weighs 354 33-100 ounces and Is valued at $6028.18. ROSES OP OREGON. Oregon, the land of roses. Flowers rare and fragrant posies Fairer than the "Land of Promise" Lovely Oregon. Beautiful among her flowers There Is one above all others. Queen of all her fairy bowers Rose of Oregon! Roses in their glory. Blooming late and early By the wayside, on the hillside Every glen and valley, Roses, roses in profusion, Flora's choicest contribution, art and Nature's combination Rose of Oregon. Summer days are now appearing, Junebugs dancing, orioles singing, Children's songs the echoes waking Songs of Oregon! Florists in their gardens trimming. Housewives their choice roses feeding. Everybody now is hustling In fair Oregon! Floral decoration, Roses by the million. Garlands fair of roses rare In every gay pavilion. Roses, roses, fragrant posies. In ten thousand costly vases Portland's Carnival of Roses Portland, Oregon! SAGE OP STAG HOLLOW. Yamhill, Or., June 8. 1913. Senator Works' 'Description" Speech. Washington (D. C.) Star. Vice-President Marshall Is chuckling over an experience he had on a street car, and he related It to all of his callers at the Capitol. The Vice-President was on his way to his office when a ministerial appearing negro took a seat in the streetcar beside him. With out any preliminaries the negro turned to Mr. Marshall and urged him to ad dress a negro congregation. "Senator Works has done addressed us," said the negro. Mr. Marshall said he would be glad to follow the Senator's example, but that Just at the present time the Senate was busy with the tariff and his time was pretty well oc cupied. "Well, we sure would like to have you talk to us." said the negro. "Why, when Senator Works addressed us he decapitated the audience." Every time the Vice-President told the story today Senator Works looked aggrieved. Mark Twain's Advertising Story One of our contemporaries tells a Mark Twain story about advertising that is old enough to be new again and which is worth repeating. Once upon a time Twain was the editor of a paper in Vir ginia City, and a subscriber who found a spider in his copy of the paper wrote asking whether this was good or bad luck. Twain answered through his paper as follows : "Old Subscriber The find ing of a spider in your copy of the Enterprise was neither good luck nor bad. The spider was merely looking over our pages to find out what merchant was not advertising, so that it could spin its web across his door and lead ' a free and undisturbed existence ever after." Twain 's answer possesses both humor and exaggeration, but a large element of truth and common sense, too. Let there be a little hint in this story for you, Mr. Mer cliant, if you are a non-advertiser, or if you advertise only at rare intervals. No spider ever spins his web across the door of a busy advertiser.